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Official Idol fertility rankings

Ultra mommy tier:
>Yayoi
>Takane

Pure breeding machines. If you cum in these two at all, you're going to be a dad. No form of birth control works. Calendar method is useless, they ovulate 24/7. Impregnation will happen within the first week of trying. Average number of children: 10-14

Higher than average tier:
>Azusa
>Hibiki
>Mami

This group isn't as potent as the top tier, but make no mistake, their bodies are eager for reproduction. Contraception is possible, but the risk of birth control failure is very high. I would recommend wearing a condom in combination with pills. Calendar method is not recommended. Impregnation is likely to happen within the first month of trying. Average number of children: 7-9

Average tier:
>Iori
>Haruka
>Yukiho
>Miki

These girls are within the normal range of fecundity. You can safely get away with just pills. Calendar method is reliable if done correctly. It will probably take 2-5 months of trying for a baby to succeed. Average number of children: 4-6

Below average tier.
>Ami
>Makoto

These girls are at the lower end of the fertility scale. Pulling out is the only form of birth control you will likely need. You're more likely to use the calendar method to try to conceive, rather than prevent, with these two. It will probably take 6 months to a year of trying before you get pregnant. Average number of children: 1-3

Sterile tier
>Chihaya

Cum inside all you want, there's nothing here. No medical treatments help either. Children: 0

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False, Chihaya is very fertile

>> No.41172850

Having more than 3 children is too much imo.

>> No.41172883

>>41172850
you think so? i the oportunity arises i think i would like to have 10

>> No.41172897

>>41169432
Gross.

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>> No.41173157

>>41173110
puffy

>> No.41175981

>>41173110
stinky

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>>41172850
For most of human history, 5 has been the bare minimum to counterbalance early childhood mortality (40-50% before age 5) and keep populations stable.

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>> No.41188667

>>41179695
Takane's breasts and eyes are equally pretty

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>> No.41193182

>>41169432
Excuse me, where's Ritsuko?

>> No.41193196

>>41193182
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menopause

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>>41193196
Ricchan is a teenager!

>> No.41193300

>>41193246
ohhhhhhh ricchan

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>>41193300

>> No.41194874

>>41193408
B 85, W 57, H 85

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>>41169432
You need to urgently take your meds but I'm also intrigued in how many things did you smoked at once to get those numbers

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>> No.41207298

so what about loli idols fertility ranking?

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>>41207298
Ultra mommy tier, universally

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>>41207298
Tamaki: too early to think about these things
Momoko: just scheduled her 2nd abortion
Iku: will pump out a rugby team before she leaves her teens

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>> No.41223400

>>41207298
>>41217375
Don't bring my lovely daughter Momoko into this!!

>> No.41223405

Momoko sexy.

>> No.41226051

>>41169432
>official Idol verginity rankings
>all of you

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>> No.41231159

>>41207298
Miria is mommy tier for sure.
Sachikong on the other hand is sterile after all the harapan treatments.

>> No.41231301

>>41228669
I like her breasts.

>> No.41232300

>>41226051
who are you quoting?

>> No.41232329

>>41172753
How fertile?

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>> No.41247771

>>41169432
source - trust me bro

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I wonder where Sakuya would end up on this list

>> No.41248430

>>41248369
already has 8 kids

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>> No.41255832

>>41254237
Kirari’s kids will never be manlets

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I had to make Iori take the pill.

>> No.41259687

>>41193196
>>41193246
Early onset.

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>> No.41264829

Arisu and Nono will have a total of 12 children combined for me

>> No.41270530

>>41264829
Who's the father?

>> No.41270855

>>41270530
Rin.

>> No.41275251

>>41255892
Why would you do that?

>> No.41275460

>>41249360
sexy

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>> No.41279065

>>41270530
Me

>> No.41282134

>>41223330
ohhh choco....choco

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>> No.41292871

>>41288208
Can I get a fertility check on this?

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>>41292871
Very high.

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for me it's Milfune Miyu

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>>41324651
Mami is pure though

>> No.41327171

>>41326068
ok good bad girl

>> No.41327214

>>41326068
me on right

>> No.41329676

>>41327214
hello Shippo

>> No.41334096

>>41324651
want

>> No.41337236

>>41172753
Chihaya is too flat. The baby would starve to death.

>> No.41337241

chihaya would do to her children what she did to her brother

>> No.41337264

>>41337241
hot

>> No.41338298

>>41337241
So it's not that Chihaya can't have children, as she is very fertile. She shouldn't have children because they'd be at risk of being murdered by the 'Haya.

>> No.41343341

>>41338298
rude

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