/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>4128641

>>Anonymous2007

Another quality thread, I see.

>>4128647
A perfect thread for a PERFECT gate guard!

I thought her foot was a dick.
true story.

>>4128658
Cool story brah, nice to know you keep it real.

Not like these two hustlas

JAOOOOOO!!!!!

JAOOOOOOO~!

>>4128688

Is there a lot of Touhou guro out there?

>>4128734
They usually involve stage 5 bosses.

>>4128658

>>4128702

Is it wrong that my attention was instantly drawn to Meiling's well-developed Quads?

I wonder if the SDM has a gym. Or if she's just naturally muscular. I would murder someone in cold blood for quads like those.

>>4128688
Why did she punch Reimu in the vagina?

>>4128734

An acceptably large amount.

Also, China hungers, juicy maids and so forth.

>>4128756
Who wouldn't?

>>4128756
She didn't. She punched Reimu in the stomach so hard that she pissed herself. China is pretty hardcore.

>>4128764

Not me, I'm unprepared for Miko Vaginal Fisting.

/fit/ and /jp/ collide.

>>4128801
Meiling makes me want to work out.

>>4128764
Half of Gensyoko would take any chance they could get to punch Reimu in the ladybits; the only reason someone hasn't done it already is that it would result in 3rd degree burns at best.

>>4128822

Go for it. Unless you have some major heart disease you got nothing to lose and everything to gain.

>>4128822

You should work out WITH her, I'm pretty sure you'd be benching 300+ soon, and all that accumulated NEETfat would give way to rock hard NEETMuscle.

Or if you're a stick, you'd gain like a hundred pounds of muscle over a few months.

Muscle looks terrible on girls.

>>4128840
Then you must be a weinie!

>>4128840
enjoy your whales.

>>4128840

>I wish to be the big musclegirl ;_;

So do I. I even worked towards it in reality, with variable success. Though there's still that distressing issue of gender to work out.

>>4128831

Don't forget the right diet.
Canon Meiling eats a lot of "meat".

>>4128887

Haha, hey, I hope Anonymous likes Long Pork.

He's gonna be eating lots of it. It'll put hair on his chest.

>>4128887
Sh-she does!?

>>4128913
>long pork
>this picture

>>4128933

Yes, I posted them eating MEAT buns for a reason.

>>4128913

She does eat people, but the household regulates which people she may eat or not - miko are free game.
I would dare say it is common knowledge miko do not generally have any manmeat like you describe on them.

>>4128941
In before Reimu futa.

>>4128941

Don't be hasty in your assumptions.

Though in this case, I would think the proper nomenclature is 'Girl-meat'.

I'll refrain from the 'Suck on the Hakurei Orbs' jokes.

>>4128956

HOW DID YOU KNOW.

Argh, you foiled my clever plan, Anonymous. And I was rubbing my hands together whilst letting out an unseemly, villainous cackle, too.

I always thought it was pretty much canon that Hong was one of the most human like youkai in Gensokyo and that she didn't attack or eat anyone.

In fact, not "pretty much", doesn't one of the official ZUN books just say that?

>>4128974

Perfect Memento in Strict Sense says since her meals are provided by the Scarlet Devil Mansion she won't attack humans.

However I don't think it says anything about whether or not the SDM meals include human meat.

>>4129049

Also, it has been decreed by /jp/ that Akyu is a liar and a fraud, so yeah.

Where can I get more Touhou guro?

i-it's not like i like seeing reimu getting punched or anything, jerks...

>>4129049

PMiSS says she won't attack humans.
In EoSD she specifically states miko are "the kind of people you're allowed to eat".

Both are valid sources, yet contradict each other. Make of this what you will.

More muscle, please

>>4129084
Those aren't that conflicting.
She normally won't attack people accept in defense, but asshole mikos are gonna get it.