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Large women with large breasts made all the larger for their larger size

>>41270376
a cow's favorite game

>>41270366
Oh no!
Anyway, consider Greenworms.

>>41270396
>Are you looking at my butt?
>SKREEEEEEEEEEEEONK
Silly girl

What space monster will finally claim old captain anon?

>>41270427
it's chochin obakes time to shine

>>41270416
Wait a second that's just a species of post-human. Post greenworms.

>>41270427
Daleks

I like dragons, I like umbrellas

>>41270333
Even better if I can convince her to use megamorphosis to give her a body like Jinko or Minotaur.

>>41270458
And I like dragon with umbrella!

>>41270450
>EJACULATE! EJACULATE!

>>41270427
When in doubt, Cupid boarding party

>>41270482
>They think they can catch the man who causally flys at 3Gs of thrust

>>41270427
What's the difference between Captain Anon and space outlaw Anon?

>>41270482
That's what the defensive microbots are for

>>41270502
Captain Anon is a goodie two shoes, Space Outlaw Anon smuggles spice, parks his ship where he isn't supposed to and he impregnates his second in command which is against the rules of Republic space.

>>41270502
Outlaw Anon has a passive that gives him guaranteed crits when attacking from behind.

>>41270523
>he impregnates his second in command which is against the rules of Republic space.
He's right to do it, that's unnecessary regulation.

>>41270502
SOA gets out of trouble and swoons the hearts of large lizard leaders by being a smooth(ish) swashbuckler
Captain is old as dirt and has seen and done it all, the very image of the professional gentleman
also captain has a cooler jacket

>>41270356
Bogey butt looks really spankable.

>>41270535
Perfect for grabbing dragon tail

>>41270561
I hope it's not hard to convince a Bogey to sit on my face.

>>41270553
>being a smooth(ish) swashbuckler
Guess he lost a lot of space cred after the Sally Chilli incident

>>41270597
>Space outlaw brags how he can down a whole vat of the fieriest salamander spice and regrets it next morning
>Captain orders a reasonable portion, saviours the flavour and compliments the chef

>>41270376
i have concerns about a large vampires diet

Which monsters would have the best sneaker fashion?

>>41270739
Pyrow definitely.

>>41270333
>Bouya...

>>41270762
So they are the best at making sure that you got style

>>41270863
Let your Pyrow best friend take you shopping for clothes and you'll look fashionable like never before.

>>41270867
That sounds like a good way to get ambushed in the dressing room when she sees you in the clothes she picks out

>>41270427
Old Captain Anon is waiting for his retirement to finally be able to settle down with his family's Kikimora maid.

>>41270867
>Do I really look good with these pants on?
>Yeah bro, girls love this style it's the new trend!
>Yeah but I mean these pants don't have a crotch, if I didn't have underwear my dick would be hanging out!
>that's the point you dumb loveable bastard
>Huh?
>Huh? Nevermind bro, let's hurry up and get these pants before the movie starts!

>>41270867
>your Pyrow childhood bff takes you shopping
>come home looking like you're the mayor of Flavortown

I'm sorry I'm just gonna keep wearing my old jeans and band tees.

>>41270937
She must have a Cheshire grandma

>>41270867
Anon ends up having that damn drip

>>41270867
>tfw you end up looking you came out of 1987
>cause she's way older than 17

>>41270913
She made you irresistible to women, and she'll show you firsthand.
>>41271003
Auntie Pyrow is still with it, trust her!

Pyrow's autism-melting ability makes her one of the most OP monsters vis-a-vis the human *chan demographic

>>41271033
>still end up looking irresistible
>Only thing is you keep pulling older monsters tho

>>41270333
>What the fuck, did you say about me Ace Anon you piece of shit? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class at the Royal Makai's Military Academy. And I've been involved in numerous raids against dense Harem Protagonists. I have over 300 confirmed heroes corrupted and or monsterized, I'm trained in guerilla warfare and am the top ace at the Dragonian draconic airforce. You're nothing to me but another bouya, I will wipe you the fuck out with magic missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the comms link? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the demon realms and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, bouya. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat the hell out of you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with standard non-monster mana AIM-9s. Not only am I extensively trained in aerial combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Makai and secret Sabbath armories AND I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” shitpost was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn bouya. I will bury you so completely that the Earth will turn over a thousand times before your body is dug up. You’re fucking fucked, human boy.

>>41271033
>"I was with it once, then it changed and became strange and scary."
>"It happened to me and it will happen to you too!"

>>41271265
It's an impressive ability, but most other monsters can simply ignore the guy's autism and just fuck him.

>>41271315

>>41270728
fucking knife ears

Thirsty hags come out at night

>>41271408
I think she has had enough tonight

>No hugely buff, scarred, and busty mercenary monster girls to be my maids.
>As they "Want to try the quieter life"
Nothing like having a hugely grizzly in an illfitting maid outfit answer and permanent resting birch face answer the door and spook the mailbuss

I hope in the next life I'll be with my monster wife

>>41271497
favorite bovine

>>41271497
The morning drink just like I requested.

>>41270427
The Waifu In The Wall.

>>41271408
Human men come in thirsty lolis at night

>>41271514
Shog, every single time

"Overwatch says stop kicking it!"

how to check if new armomr might be living one?

>>41271623
Use a scroll of identify or magic, but if you're too slow or weak it might be too late!

>>41271623
Rub your cock on it

>>41271643
how about poking it with long stick shaped like wiener

Hags

>>41271490
I have a great feeling about this one. KC was right to postpone the game in favor of turning it into matchmaking program for your portal wife.

>>41271685
i have a gresat desire to molest meaty old gals right now

>>41271685
she looks like a lovely tall lady, it would be a shame if she would spoon me and cross her legs with mine, I would be left completely defenceless and unable to leave bed, a terrible shame I tell you

>>41271685
Hags

>>41271721
Cute DinOni

>>41271692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nzy1cfnKh4

>>41271685
fucking love meaty and old monsters in dresses

>>41271685
what is the ideal hag personality? hungry sex predator or lonely dork who insta loses to affection?

>>41271799
how about old pervy creepy loser neet or happy, gentle, and caring older monster next door?

>>41271685
Hags BAD

>>41271752
Is that a dragon or a demon?

>>41271830
Kitsune

Does anyone know of any stories where the monstergirl threatens to punish the man she's raping if he cums inside her? And where the punishment for giving her a creampie is being forced to do it again and again until his balls are dry.

>>41271825
those are good too, hags go well with anything really

>>41271858
my favorite one is old mage in the most dangerous part of some end game zone and she so desperate for someone to talk to yet is awakard

>>41270448
Based

>>41271850
Better than a demon but not as good as a dragon

>>41271901
What happens if I Open Fire.wav at her? At the very least I should put up a fight!

>>41272019
The wendigo behind you will jump you

Tsurara-chan freezing the beach

>make your weasel wear a rubber suit so she doesnt constantly zap you
>but that was your fetish so you touch her and get zapped anyways
jokes on you

>>41270333
So any news and updates regarding the new NVIDIA RTX 4090s being installed into automatons? What happens when you install the new and super powerful RTX 4090s in to automatons? And let me guess, the wealthier gremlins will start buying, hoarding up and or even reselling the 4090s into even more jacked up scalped prices?

>>41272073
>tfw your ushi oni woke up and managed to put the square peg in the round hole
>just was the wrong hole

What do other people see when you fuck a living armor?

>>41270458
>>41270466
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!!!!

FUCK OFF, fucking faggot

Would you have to wear an anti-static wrist strap when having sex with a raiju?

Join the Sabbath.

>>41272172
the tingles make it feel better

41272183
get new material or stop

>>41272193
Looks like new pictures to me

>>41272183
Only if they got vampires

>41272193
Seethe more hag.
>>41272222
Of course, lolipires are essential

>>41272202
>>41272227
just change up the message, dummy. that hard?

>>41272227
>chocolate flavor
Yeah I can sign up i guess.

remember to not curse on front of monsters, especially when around the very fancy and rich, you'll get a bubble slime makeout session, each minute is how many curse words you said

I want lilim to rub her tail against me. Then follow that by doing it with her whole body, like a cat.

https://nitter.it/oza_osuwari_tw/status/1572503397059760133#m
Poor little anon gets FOX'D.

almost creepy month, what will your wife wear?

I like banshees, and I want to make one cry from laughting cause of how stupid I am

test

It's very dangerous to mess with sleeping animals. You might get grabbed and then you'll be stuck until morning

>>41272552
please ms haku, not now. i dont wanna

How would a kaiju relationship play out?

>>41272552

>>41272579
It doesn't matter that it's 2 in the morning, or that I'm at your house, it's time for a test......
Don't worry, if you fail, I'm sure some 'private tutoring' can be arranged.

>>41272632
but i wanna sleep

>>41272587
She takes potions to decrease her size much like fairies, because she loves you and being 100 times bigger than you isn't really going to work for sex life, and life in general (and also because it's a shit fetish) and you both live happily ever after.
The end.

>>41272632
>tfw Ms.Hakus breaks in your house after you tried playing hooky

>>41272642
>whether you cannot say elsewhere
nani the fuck

!

>>41272972

>>41273004
Slow down there lady

>>41272073
>ushi wonders where her husband went
>he's still squashed into the underside of her body

How do I beat the amazon phalanx? They keep beating my city-state state and turning our hoplites into helots.

>>41270333
>Meanwhile, somewhere an meeting filled with EVIL monstergirl villains is taking place.

>"The Banking Clan is at your service." A proud danuki CEO says.
>"The Techno Union is at your disposal." A gremlin head architect says
>"私たち商業ギルドは、この軍事同盟の条件を引き続き評価します" A Zipangese danuki business woman says
>"Ah good, good! With our strengths, material and economic and financial powers combined. We will overthrow the crumbling and deteriorating Republic. They will be no match for our armies we are raising." The head honcho of the meeting, the incubus commander who is the second in command to the mastermind of this whole plan. Boasts as he raises and glass.

>Also meanwhile somewhere else. An Order Hero is at the location where a grand army for the Order is being made
>A whole factory line of weapons and armor being made is shown and legions of other more heroes, adventurers and shonen and isekai protagonists marching in line to await deployment
>"Magnificent aren't they?" A chubby American-looking trucker says to the observing Hero and continues on. "A hundred thousand more them eeesaykai and show-nen protagonists are on their way to be assembled by our finest truck-kuns. Plus we only work with the best weapons builders and magic enchanters to make such an order for an army."

did i ask for this? fuck off

>>41272972
oh fuck

>>41270728
and she will be concerned about your diet, making sure youve got enough vitamin c and iron rich foods

>You want to lick my abs and suck on my breasts? Then be my boyfriend.

I don't want anything lewd with Alice.
I just want to play and spend time with the little sister I never had.

>>41273371
that's how they get you

>>41273333
Ok?

>>41273384
But she is too cute for something like that

>>41273333
All these fucking caveats. Isn't there a single monster out there who won't try to strangle me with all this red tape?

>>41273474
slimes are pretty low maintenance

>>41273492
>hey, will you suck my dick?
>(blub)
>it's about damn time

>>41273446
Big fat ghost milkers

>>41273556
I need the biggest of ghost milkers.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, be sure to realize that, after a very, very long day at work.
Your wife may decide to help you relax by aggressive means.
You've yet to experience an oni massage but soon you will.

>>41270466
>>41270458
Kogasa is a monster girl so she's allowed to spook people here! Bero bero ba!

>>41272411
i need a sequel to this

>>41272073
>Eh? Eh? EEEEEHHH?

>>41273573

What is the recommended level to fight a dark mage and her wizard boyfriend/husband duo? I have heard way too many adventurer anons who've said they're strong enough or have enough health potions to beat a dark mage and her husband/boyfriend duo. Only for them to be monsterized or become another monstergirl rape victim.

>>41273446
>see spooky waifu watching you shower
>"Either come in the shower with me or I'm taking down the mirror."

>>41272632
But I graduated high school over ten years ago! What do I need to study for?

>>41272972
Foxes in your computer? It's more likely than you think!

>>41273446
Pervert Ghost!

>Ask oomukade out
>She cries
>Asks why I’m interested in a cripple like her
>What?
>She lost 4 legs out of her hundreds

>>41273627
so that's why my fridge is always full of mysteriously fresh blue milk!

>Single human boys calling a random monstergirl in the streets "Mommy" challenge (Is it possible to leave untouched?)

Here goes an odd and complicated prompt. Sorry for my ESL english in advance.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
Roll for 7 girls at the same time, count them from left to right and their roles will be assigned below
You just got hired in the newly inaugurated branch of an originally Mamono only company, with a wage that is far above what the job would normally ask for. Their intentions are obvious but the stipulations of your contract made it quite clear that you are not here just for fun, you will still have to earn your pay.
In the introductory meeting, you met the CEO of the company (N°1), the Supervisor of your particular department (N°2), the head of security (N°3) and the four coworkers who just seem to be tied to you by the invisible strings of fate (N°4,5,6 and 7).

So what's your company like anon? What are you working on?
Kind of a shitty prompt, but if I didn't write this down now, I would have never written it down.
As for me... Well these rolls actually make a lot of sense. Shit. I think I ran out of creative juices. If the thread isn't dead when I wake up I will try to come up with something. Have fun!

>>41273016

>>41273841
Ok, I went to the bathroom and I am now checking my post once again. This honestly seemed like a bigger wall of text when I was writing it down. And it actually isn't that complicated to understand at all. Guess I was stressing out over nothing. Oh well. I am going to sleep. Good night

>>41273841
Man, that's a lot of girls.
>Mermaid CEO
>Oomukade supervisor
>Kunoichi head of security
Hey this one fits
>coworkers are Lilim, Hellhound, Zombie and Queen Slime
Uhh. Something about the hierarchy here seems fishy.
Get it? Fishy?
I have no idea what we do. I just turn up on time, clock in and sit in a cubicle making excel spreadsheets and powerpoint presentations in case I hear the skittering of many legs and pretend I'm being productive by doing meta-analysis on projected trends based on seasonal data from focus-groups collected in a double-blind study conducted via anonymous end-user license agreements (that doesn't mean anything but maybe she'll buy it).
There's no way in hell I'm earning my pay doing anything except making coffee and delivering people their mail.

>>41273781
just make full Stamina build and run, the hags stand no chance

Sharp spider girl teeth.

>>41273972
>gangs of rowdy teens in tracksuits and hoodies
>heckle local hags as they pass by
>parkour away and laugh as the enraged hags chase after them and exhaust themselves
>meanwhile poor, tormented mommy kiki is just clinging to her mastah, crying in his chest about her wayward son and wondering where she went wrong
>mastah just holds her guiltily has he flashes back to his youth of doing the same thing

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>41274209
Why did he give them evil faces

>>41274247
Evil? Oh no, my friend. It is not malice you see, but intense focus. She's an educated coon with money on her mind.

>>41274247
Perhaps because they're known to lie when they disguise as a human, in order to monsterize women through their products they sell. Though they're 100% honest while in their true, monster form. Also raccoons look like they have a bandit's mask, and well, she's based off a raccoon.

>>41274299
well go on, tell your sweet old danuki auntster that her kind is known to lie.

>>41274424
I don't have a danuki aunt nor do I want one. Gimme a younger danuki, in her 20s.

>>41274247
becuase they deal in robbery and fraud
sneeky little trash pandas

>Head bobbing is when a bearded dragon moves their head quickly in an up and down movement. This behavior is normal in pet and wild species. It is very common for males to show this behavior. During breeding males will head bob to show their dominance to a female.
So... bob head to show dominace to bearded dragon lizardgirls

>>41274542
Yeah, then you can be the head girl in the harem after you alp

>>41274542
>nod to a lizard in greeting
>she takes this as both a challenge and an indecent proposal
Ai ya!

>>41274542
>During breeding males will head bob to show their dominance to a female.
ekhm
>BDSM with lizzy
>she's bound, gagged, flogged and getting roughly pounded
>still it seems she's not really into it
>start headbanging like a shitfaced metalhead
>she cums so hard she bites through the gag

>>41274424
Danuki mom lies all the time, like when she says that spinach is tasty. I can't imagine what lies she tells dad.

>>41274896
>no honey I'm good for today, just want to cuddle, but it's too hot to wear clothes at the same time

how much would monsters change male fashion as well as female fashion post portal?

Peek-a-boo

>>41275229
the new human female fashion would be to dress as conservatively as possible as a counterculture.
They show themselves off because their body is all they have, etc etc.
Men would dress like anime cosplay just all the time.

>>41275235
i wonder how would she react if I just hugged her but didnt let go

>>41275259
ok, but would monster fashion bleed into normal fashion? and what would be some common trends

>>41275259
>the new human female fashion would be to dress as conservatively as possible as a counterculture.
Until it turns out this only makes matters worse and they flip around into trying to appear even more accessible than mamono. Then they realize it's simpler to just take the mamonopill already and everybody is better off.

>>41275271
tail holes in everything

>>41275229
Outside sex appeal, wearing leather would probably become awkward, knowing some girls are half the animal we wear. On everything else, men would probably become the new internet thots to cater to the sudden demand of lonely monster girls.

>>41275261
She won't let you go either.

>>41275320
>>41275323
kraken pants

>>41275323
It'd be heartwarming to see the first wave of men who marry their internet stalker but sad to see the next group that take advantage of lonely baphomets with ten thousand years of savings.

>>41275392
Internet celebrity men might want to reconsider their life choices when they realize their hundreds of MG fans reach a mutual agreement of going harem out of pure fangirlism.

>>41275446
>tfw you are a popular streamer or something among monster girls
>you wear a mask so you can stay at least somewhat hidden
>a month later, you find a ton of nerd and dorky monsters outside your home when you wake up

>>41275466
If you are a popular streamer you would be able to hire your own Jinko bodyguards, tho you would have to be careful to not be husbando'd by them instead.

>Arachne wants you to wear a Spiderman costume during sex

>>41275519
Can I pick which Spider-Man costume?
>classic
>symbiote
>2099
>Scarlet Spider
>Ben Reilly
>Bagman

>>41275504
>you would have to be careful to not be husbando'd by them instead.
Why?
>>41275519
>>41275537
I wonder when Pslimefag is gonna do a Venom reference commission.

>>41275504
Nah, I’d just try and welcome them to my house

>>41275568
>Why?
Things can and will get spicy when the only people that can see the true you outside of your internet persona are the closest monstergirls around you that might have it hard finding a man due to their bodyguarding job. It's an anime plot waiting to be written, and you know MGs love those.

>>41275466
>hide behind 7 vpns
>wear mask
>obscure all possible ways of getting doxxed
>casually mention your love for gloomy, dorky nerds on stream
And now you wait.

>>41275604
No, I mean why wouldn't I marry my Jinko bodyguards?

>>41275629
I dunno, because you have to remain pure for your viewers or something? I'm not in the streamer business.

>>41275610
And then you sweeten the deal saying you want to have a family and a beautiful wife someday.

>>41275652
That's how you get turbodroks beating down your door drugged up on ovulation meds.

>>41275466
>go on some deranged rant about how you absolutely love the nerd and dorky monsters
>go into EXTRA detail about their pudgy bodies
>next day feel like you are constantly being watched

>>41271685
Where.

>>41275667
Imagine trolling your viewers by always escaping them at the very last moment and leaving them hanging full of aphrodisiacs. Imagine the mating press when they finally catch you

Name my circus

>>41275725
You didn't consider what will happen to those saved up eggs did you...

>>41275754
You're Heisenberg.

>>41275684
>do a viewer room reaction stream
>its just now pics fo your own room

>>41275754
>Now you see me... now I snatch you

>>41275235
beeg keetsune

>>41275684
For me, I would go in extra detail in how i wish to be able to sleep on my future gf, and how i'd like to be soft so I can have some fun molesting her and playing with her pudge or motorboating her massive fucking tits or wake up with her titi in my mouth

>>41275863
cute old dragon

the modesty tail cover only makes it more enticing to touch

>>41276022
she cute

Waiting for an anon to take a stroll in the forest alone at night

Little succs are the best.

Gonna blurt out, unprompted, how awesome I think monogamy is within the earshot of a shirohebi!

>>41276030
>owl or gazer keeps hypnotizing anon into going on dates with her because she's too awkward to just ask
might be fun

>>41276030
Well good for me I was looking for a wise owl girl to tell me how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Mana Pop.

>>41276172
Why are the little ones always so try hard when it comes to being evil? It's always like "I'm gonna kill god because I'm not tall enough to go on the rollercoaster!" When all she has to do is some convoluted Saturday morning cartoon "evil" scheme and she'll be up to her elbows in hot paladins trying to stop her!

>>41276130
Nightmare-chan, can you explain to me why I had a dream of getting on a bus that was being driven by Todd Howard?

>>41276226
It just works Anon.

>>41276130
I forget, do nightmares control dreams or do they just jump into ones dreams?

>>41275975
Tailcovers are mandatory for preschool and kindergarten teachers. Don't want a repeat of last time with Anon and (formerly) Ms. Buss (now Mrs. Anon).

>>41275975
>smug manticore just wears the "top rape" cap on her tail

>>41276271
>Manticore with Groucho Marx glasses doing ventriloquist acts with her tail

>>41271799
Lovey dovey ara ara

>>41276238
They control them and use that to give you a wet dream.

>>41273446

>>41276238
They physically enter into the dream via cutting a portal with their scythe, but they can also control its contents, which they use to change their appearance.

>46) What kind of role does the scythe of a Nightmare play?

>The scythe is used to cut open and create an entry into the dream world. Did it-, so cool! However, they can do this even without one. So there actually are many girls without one. For Nightmares they are something like a fashion item handed down from ancient times.

>>41276472
How am I supposed to put my penis inside that?

I'm gonna move to MG Florida. What can I expect?

>>41276518
Same way you do with fairies
she stretch

>>41276609
Seaport is extremely ____able.

>>41276525
Florida man, Florida man
Found his wife from a trashcan
He has a truck he stole from a traffic jam
Flordia man

Poke

>>41276662
Baph Woman, Baph Woman
Baph Woman hates Florida Man
She tries to rape, Florida wins
Baph Woman

>>41276718
Yes, yes I see.

>>41276716
Universe girl, universe girl
Size of the entire universe girl
Usually kind to smaller girl
Universe girl
She has a watch with a minute hand, a millennium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's Happy Land
Universe girl

>>41276716
There are men who fear gators, but a man gators fear.

>tries to be mad when patted
>ears do happy wiggle anyway
this is why beastgirl tsunderes always fail

>>41276796
And they call him Anon Moses

>>41275754
What does the Bogey run? A hug booth?

>>41276798
Tsunderes getting beaten by their ears/wings/tails will never stop being cute to me.

>>41276718
Why does my aunt always do this when she visits?

>>41276603
Is it just me or does the prospect of being reverse gangbanged by a bunch of sex starved fairies like I'm in some perverted version of Gulliver's Travels sound oddly irresistible?

>>41276798
All beastgirls are at most a generation away from being domesticated.

1 hour, locked in a closet barely big enough for the both of you, with a:
>Arch Imp
>Dormouse
>Elf
>Ghoul
>Jubjub
>Medusa
>Minotaur
>Salamander
>Troll

Take you pick, anon. This is your one an only shot at a mamono wife until the end of the decade!

>>41276908
Minotaur.

>>41276908
Elf, she's not gonna do anything lol

I know I throw a lot of these pick 'em scenarios at you guys.
I'm just trying to train you guys, so that when you inevitably end up in such a scenario, you'll have practice and be able to pick the girl with confidence. Especially if any many not be your preferred girl.

>>41276908
Elf is the only correct answer here. Why would you stay in a closet with some smelly beastgirl or undead when you could learn about the rich and storied history of the Elvish people and the bond they have with the world?

>>41276908
Minotaur without a doubt
I want to bury my face in her tits while she rapes me and wraps her big strong arms around me
then we can kiss while holding hands with fingers locked

>>41276944
But will you?

>>41276959
>Anon stuck in a room with an elf
>Anon tries to learn about elves from said elf
>She refuses to answer such questions
>Just complains that she's stuck in a room with a lesser being

>>41276908
Troll, she smells good and has big, soft feet

>>41276908
Salamander. Not one of my favorites but I'm all for a passionate wife

>>41276944
Monsterized elf would do a plenty.

>>41276974
>elf acting stuck-up
easy solution

>>41276980
I wouldn't say they smell good. Rather they smell erotic. If you want the smell good option, go for the dormouse.

>>41276974
If she doesn't want to talk then she can stay silent.

>>41276974
>But will you?
Lol no just enjoy my hour of doing absolutely nothing.

>>41276994
Nah they're ugly prudes they wouldn't even touch a human.

>>41277017
How will you bind her up in such close quarters?
I mean, her body's already pressed up against you there's barely any room

>>41277019
>Those who have completely become succubi will actively seduce and have sex with men, as if the hatred of humanity they had harbored until then was just a lie. As if ashamed of having been so pure until then, they’ll receive the thick white of semen of the human men they used to despise as if to defile every part of themselves that used to be clean, and their expression will be one of ecstasy.

>>41277019
>Lol no just enjoy my hour of doing absolutely nothing.
Bad strategy. Make her miserable. Eat some beans beforehand and let it rip. Or eat nothing but onions and garlic, and breathe through your mouth in her face

>>41276908
Elf!

>>41277038
Anon, he's pretending

>>41276908
So many good options!!!
Imp, mouse, mino, salamander, troll, and coomerbird... All so good. Fuck i want them all!!

Leaning towards imp, mino, or troll. Fuck. I think I'll go arch imp.

>>41276908
There's no picking. It's a walk in closet and all the girls are there waiting for me.

>>41277076
Incorrect. You now found yourself stuck in the closet with Bapho-chan, running the whole operation. Youve caught her off guard. Enjoy your hour with her.

>>41277014

I wish I had a lilim or wight dark brave wife.

>>41276908
I like imps so I like arch imp.
Nothing wrong with being a wizard. I'd rather a lolibaba but this is good too.

>>41276908
Arch Imp, what's a ltitle girl with wings gonna do?

>>41276908
Minotaur

>>41277120
Tease you and call you the bestest, awesomest, super duper cool, big brother

>>41277134
You are a wordsmith beyond compare.

>>41276908
>Troll
Thought about Jubjub or Minotaur for a moment but Troll is just right on feel, big and cute.
Not to mention being locked in with a Troll's smell would soothe the claustrophobia part of the scenario, sure I would become an instant addict but it could be much worse.

>pov: you're too lonely

>>41277172
No I'm not lonely, I have a lot of friends online!

>>41277181
She's your online friend.

Silly anons thinking they can beat the floof.

>>41277172
Does it count if you no longer care? How can the Bogey know if you no longer know either?
>>41277251
Floof should be banned in tournaments. Using charm spells with them is too powerful.

>>41274889
>>start headbanging like a shitfaced metalhead
you better prepare a playlist for that

>>41277181
All your online friends are monsters trying to fuck you

Don't want to die in this pointless war, anons. I just want to enjoy monster girls with you all. Oh Druella, what have I done in my past life to deserve this?

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>>41273841
my co-workers seem nice to hang out with, but I doubt the authenticity of this enterprise if the CEO is anything to go by

>the palacow is going to Lay On Hands on you
>she will do it now

>>41277336
CEO trying to ship the boat's sails-Hugs-STRONG-Fluff-Pet&Fluff-Pet-Hugs&Fluf

>>41277266
Imagine not wanting to rise up by the power of your own will and be a strong independent man who isn't reliant on magic vaginas.

>>41277446
Imagine not being gay.

>>41277311
Gonna be honest anon your best bet is either to disappear now or at the front, then continue posting here from a camp or something, let us know if you find Ukraine anon

>>41277311
You'll have a frontline ticket to the portal opening, be happy.
Watch out for anti desertion squads

>>41277446
Sorry anon, magic pussy too stronk

Despite both dragons and lizard girls both having the ability to get mere'd, for some reason it's far hotter to do it to a lizard girl and I don't know why.
Also I'm finally getting a story commissioned about a lizard girl getting mere'd but also refusing to admit defeat due to her honor.

>>41277490
>>41277471
That's not very inspiring, anon.

>>41277311
At least you are going directly to Gensoukyo

>>41277637
The best option would have been getting diagnosed with autism or whatever makes you unfit for service, but it's probably too late for that. Whatever you do, good luck and stay safe.

>>41277592
>and I don't know why
ryona is hot. And you knoe the saying, nothing worth having comes easy.
also lizards getting bested by combat is easier to believe and accept than dragons. I mean sure, if you tap into the power of mammybammy, kc logic, shonen protag and dragon horn flutes you can MERE a dragon but it's just easier to sign up for the Dragonian army to do it or go the necromancy route instead and raise your own MERE undead dragon

>>41273841
>Goblin CEO
>Kejourou Supervisor
>Holst Head of Security
>Gazer, Houri, Anubis, and Genie co-workers

And somehow I got put in some sort of comedy setting. On the surface, Anubis is the only one who gets things done. Gazer has to use some of her trickery to get Houri and Genie to stop dancing and do their job (though it's mostly because she doesn't want any more work than she already has). Holst is pretty chill, though somewhat tense (might have to do with her uniform being a little too snug for a girl of her stature). As for Gobbles, it's a mystery as to how she was able to climb the ladder considering how little she does. Rumor is that the Kej is supposedly the real one in charge, but demoted herself to supervisor so she can mingle with everyone on every step of the ladder (and to give the proper 'motivation' to get work done).

I can see this firm needs a proper go-getter to help relieve some tension.

>>41277311
break a arm or leg. i dont think russia's that desperate.

>>41277266
>the kind of mouthbreather that would look at "the bloodiest, most cruel regime imaginable" and think they must be the good guys because they're humans is the exact kind of mouthbreather that would also look at the Order of the Chief God and twist himself into a knot to justify how the evil goddess is actually good and pure and how her cycle of genocide was just a way of saving humanity from the horrors of overpopulation
This part is hilarious to me because they also like the downplay the consequences of overpopulation and environmental degradation in the real world by saying that SCIENCE and the HUMAN SPIRIT will save us. Personally, I think they're just professional bugmen who hate the idea of being happy.

>>41277266
>>41277804
>like the downplay
*like to downplay
Fug

>>41277802
>i dont think russia's that desperate
Unfortunately, it is.

>>41277848
then pretend to be deranged enough to make it that you cant be trusted with a weapon, but not enough to get you put into prison.

>>41277311
I'm sorry m8 I hope you make it

>>41277848
Just shit yourself. They won't take you if they think you're incontinent.

>>41277858
>>41277880
You will be send to army hospital, and if you repeat that, then you go to Гауптвахта (army jail) for sabotaging your mobilization. This might have worked in peacetime, but not now.

>>41276908
One Salamander, please. I don't think of her often, but of all the 'don't think of often' girls, she is probably the top.

>>41277904
This is too off-topic, sorry. Hide my posts and continue discussing about mgs.

>>41276908
Why those? I can think of more interesting monsters for that situation

>>41277351
But all I did was trip and get a bruise.

>>41276786
I would gladly cuddle the core of planet shog

>>41274542
I like this lizard. She looks chunky

>Hero-kun~

What is this cat trying to tell us?

>>41278446
something about tables I think

girl for this feeling?
https://youtu.be/jpcbW8YK2oI

>>41278446
pretty sure she's only fluent in paizuri and it's her main form of communication

>>41278470
Ghoul, but it's satisfying with Cheshire or haughtier girls.

>>41278510
Cheshire is made for gentle loving in response to her annoying jokes only.

>>41278524
Cheshire is made for infinitely escalating prank wars.

>>41278524
Cheshire is made for shutting up by ramming dick in her throat.

>>41276908
I will wait 10 more years

>>41278446
She wants to play twister

>>41278535
>get her pregnant with sextuplets
such japes

birds, though

>Award a gyaru haku with sex for doing your schoolwork for you
>Award her with a ring and a baby as a gift when you two graduate

Those onis are getting craftier by the day.

>>41278581
she isn't gonna get anywhere near opening that door with that kinda fulcrum position

>>41278470
I take your parody and answer it with one of my own https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at2BufPf6bo

>>41278420
big succubi are for slowly breaking down all my barriers until I'm putty in their hands!

>>41278326
>Tactical mino inbound! Find cover!

>>41278576
How am I supposed to resist a gyaru that's much smarter than me?

>>41270333

>>41278607
The penis is a deceptively tactical weapon. Especially when the target is already addicted to yours

>>41278645
>your blind greenland mershark buddy hits puberty for her 150th birthday
she's gentle, right?

>>41278609
POV: You did mofu once

>>41278670
just let her suckle on your finger and dont try to pull it out suddenly, her teeth only cut in one direction

>>41278673
>once
What a lightweight

>>41276221
My wife.

>>41278765
Is it greedy wanting two fox wives instead of one?

>>41278804
No, it's bravery

ded

I have a confession to make/mgt/

>>41278903
What is it?

>>41278897
Imagine fucking her in the ass while she eats herself out.

>>41278897
My monsters always look softer than this.
Never know why

>>41278918
women should be chunky with lots of soft curves.

>>41278821
Bravery why?

>>41278949
This is a true statement