/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>41250993
Who can best this daring ace?

>>41251014
The combined might of the all Jinko squadron, Tuskegee. Though in their late age they'll have to change their name to Tuscaloosa

Which one

just out of curiosity, despite not being MGE in opinion what is the thread opinion on inklings and octolings from splatoon

https://twitter.com/kodra_art/status/1571218908589477890?s=20&t=C-IGBUZXwpgtQY1moLt_Qw
bogey cuddles

>>41251045
despite not being mge in origin, sorry been awake for close to 24 hours... (again)

>>41251045
Music is pretty fresh

>>41251014

>>41251046
Lovely
>>41251045
Leave that stuff for v

>>41250993

>>41251014
Ace anons grandfather

>>41251045
sort of ugly midgets

>>41251056
Ah yes the founder of dragonia's first-and-only squadron

>>41251045
digusting abominations

>>41251045
>inklings and octolings from splatoon
>>>/v/
>>>/vg/
>>>/trash/

>>41251045

>>41251071
Why is there only one?

>>41251037
The brown one in the back

>>41251063
Anon von meister, had the best handlebar mustache. Flew a red plane, did not care for safety, would often play chicken in dog fights

>>41251094
An aircraft that can support a dragon's weight that isn't a cargo hauler is expensive

>>41251037
For me, it's the pink haired one.

>>41250993
forgot that bear girls I'm drawing are named "Grizzly" and was looking for them way too long in the mega

>>41251014
The Ghost of Razgriz, flanked by his Valkyrie wife and mentor.

my dick trembles

>>41251045
well thats all i needed, was opinions to satisfy curiosity.
thanks anons.

Forcing feline monsters to wear bells so that they can't sneak up on you.
Jinkos get extra large cow bells.

>>41251169
>You have alerted the hags

>>41251169
A succubus approaches.

>>41251169
last night I finally had the monster girl dream that isn't foxes. It was great, I was on holiday and a cait sith and her friends jumped me and sat on my face.
Then she said to me You normally dream about foxes, lmao

boats<>khepri

>>41251202
>what she said
nah man you have a direct portal to MGE in your brain, those aint dreams.

>>41251194
Manticore gets a second bell for her tail, she removes hers, but the tail refuses to let her remove its. It then proceeds to sabotage the batcat's attempt at sneaking by ringing furiously to let you know she's coming.

>I see your armor repels dragonfire, sir knight
>does it repel bullets?

>>41251045
Never played splatoon literally the first thing on my mind when mentioned is that one bna doujin where ochako has a wet dream involving them and dome octopus villain.

>>41251207
What does the "<>" mean?

>>41251045
Don't see their appeal

Late night doing jobs for the corpo tanukis while speeding across MGC and delivering packages for the undead. All while you just want to see that new city

>>41251194
Cats can learn to move with a bell silently. Don't feel bad if you get caught by a Jinko wearing a cow bell.

>>41251227
= wasn't right, they aren't the SAME, but I didn't think about it long enough to realize :: would be better
boats are like khepri
>naturally harem forming
>"serve" their shared husband as if he were a leader
>... i lost the rest of the thought

You wake in a town only filled with automatons, what will you do if you find an exact robotic replica of your wife?

>>41251309
Start modding

>>41251316
What mods tho?

Why are hagons so slutty?

Imagine slipping megamorphosis potions into you Baphomet's food and then pouncing on her until she's mindbroken into prefering an adult body.

>>41251425
Is this the hot new ritualpost?

>>41251431
Good end, Black Alice was a bitch anyways

Imagine slipping megamorphosis potions into your Baphomet wifes food and then pouncing on her before she can change back. Do you think it's possible to mindbreak a Baphomet into preferring an adult body by fucking her while she's an adult?

REAL ANUBIS reacts to PHARAOH city buildier

Gonna send a Jinko a message saying I can't come over since I don't feel safe walking alone at night

>>41251440
The only thing I remember from her is the slice motif and being the "this isn't even my final form " meme

>>41251454
REAL JINKO reacts to "Save the tigers" advertisement

How do I get Pharoah to notice me, as I am a lowly commoner? She resides over a kingdom situated between two rivers, and her beauty and wealth are both incalculable.

>>41251446
I think even adult baphomets are cute.

>>41251495
Be the mysterious flute player that olays outside her window and one day don't play and leave the flute

>>41251495
do you ahve any special skill you could polish enough to present her? maybe you could get good at sculpture and offer to sculpt her eternal beauty?
or a musician that offers to serenade the great pharaoh?
or a soldier that would prove his bravery in her service?

>>41251521
I have no particular talents except for my love and knowledge of history and religion, particularly those of the Eastern variety and the Ancient Near East and Egypt. I suppose I could tell her exciting tales of kingdoms past.

>>41251521
you know that thing where you put your hand in your armpit and make a fart noise? I can do that pretty good. will it be love at first sight?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how fluffy is her bush?

>>41251495
Find a genie and wish to become a prince.

>>41251495
Keep thinking
>I want to be a Pharaoh's footstool
and maybe she'll notice you

>>41251309
See if I can find the operator's manual so she can be run with the upmost love and care.

>>41251539
You can study to become the High Priest. You work very closely with her in that role.

>>41251593
That's a good idea. I hear that the role of High Priest has remained vacant since her awakening. I also hear that the role makes one a slave to the Pharaoh, and I'm not sure what that entails. Maybe it's just a strange wording.

Getting dhampir to reject her humanity!

>>41250993
>>41249840
>https://files.catbox.moe/axk5aa.rar
Thanks a ton! I'll check this out!
>>41244479
I sent you a discord message, but I've got some really bad news. Here's a message -sacrifice-/HumbleSacrifice allegedly posted in writefag thread 12 after deleting his pastebin:

>I'm still here. Long story short, I had a change of heart about writing smut and deleted my pastebin. I deleted my backups as well, so whatever you guys managed to archive is whatever's left. Obviously, I can't force you never to read or post the stories again, but I'm washing my hands of them.
>Fun while it lasted.

No idea what caused him to do that. Hope he's okay.
>mfw

>>41251694
>>41244479
oh yeah i'm a fucking idiot i forgot to write that I was able to recover the following stories:
A Knightess' Tale, All I Have To Do, Black Ops, Historical Documents, Hunter's Moon, Open, Predator, and The Matchmaker.

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16Tc6rd28CJm-qBpZRYewbL9BKFXy9Q-1?usp=sharing

When confronted with an unruly Automaton, the appropriate course of action is to ask her to perform an impossible task, such as to build a ladder out of bread. This will cause her to explode.

Post

>Your 3 favorite monsters
>Your 3 favorite bodytypes
>Your 3 favorite outfits for them to wear

>>41251830
Pharoah
Lilim
Baphomet
Hourglass, Muscular, and Stacked
Bunny suits, Business suits, royal garb.

>>41251830
Jabberwock, wurm, bogie
Venus, tall bottom heavy, and shortstack
Tight Nun habit that is still a dress, tight dress that hands onto the tit and elbow length glove, and that teacher outfit

>>41251830
>Mino, Jinko, Oni
>Venus, Strongfat, Muscular
>Summerdress with hat, t-shirt/tanktop with shorts, tracksuit with oversized hoodie

I like my girls to be big and stronk

>>41251830
Wight, Demon, Dark Mage
Bottom heavy lolis, budding JCs, petite lolis with subtle curves
Lingerie, micro bikini, short dresses / miniskirts

>Relaxing in hidden Zipangu hotspring out jnthe wilderness
>too relaxed to notice the uninvited guest
>completely oblivious to her presence until the water does lightning damage
Always be aware of your surroundings while outside of the safe zones

I wish I were Miss Wight's throne.

>>41251378
Dragons start off arrogant and slowly shift to desperate as they get older. A teenage dragon makes a vampire look humble.

>>41251984
so dragon lolis are the brattiest?

>>41251970
This is why the electric immunity perk is underrated. I know most people say it isn't worth it because there aren't many sources of electric damage but electric is still the most common instakill setup.

>>41251830
Dark Mage, Elf, Vampire (Yes I'm a vanillafag)
Shortstacks, classic hourglass and bottom thick lolis
Nun, lewd bikinis like the sling one and those dresses you see elves wearing sometimes which look both lewd but also elegant (like the one Cerestia from Last Origin wears)

>be a servant in a wight's mansion
>fall asleep in the hallway while the wights are having one of their parties
>wake up to having your hair stroked by a pair of wights

>>41251830
-Kiki, Holst, Apophis
-Hourglass, shortstack, athletic
-Office, evening-wear, demonic

>>41251887
Change that shortstack for hourglass

>>41252060
Oh yes I forgot, swap elf for draph if we're including non mge girls.

>>41252053
Easily. With dragon daughters it isn't child abuse to poke them with a sword when they act up; they kind of expect it and it doesn't do any lasting damage.

>>41251495
Strangely, this is a situation that I've faced in the past. I conspired with the resident Apophis while letting the Pharaoh's guards that you have confidential information about her great enemy. This allowed me to get close to her as an advisor of sorts. I ended up helping both sides, but never enough that one is able to gain any lasting advantage. However, both of them wanted to speak with me at the same time tomorrow. I'm pretty sure I covered my tracks, maybe they decided to form a truce of some sort?

>>41251830
hellhound, manticore, cheshire
tall busty and buff, tall and meaty, slightly short with big tits and ass
wedding dress, workout attire, sweaters

Do monster kids in game chat say that they will rape your dad?

sorry manticores but this is real life
the mofucore gets the guy

Reminder if you have a harem you will have to deal with this kind of shit

>>41252695
It's a sacrifice I'm willing to do. Besides, I like small harems and having sex with all my wives at the same time so it's not like I'll have to deal with each of them individually.

>>41252695
Thank goodness I won't have one.

>>41252695
wont be a probelm, i only have 3 wives

>>41252695
>harem
But why would I need anyone else but hebi?

>>41251014
>>41251029
>>41251063
>>41251098
>>41251166
Mamono realm pilots and monstergirl ace pilots seethe at and often refuse to talk about the Orderite ace and head pilot of an experimental squadron Mihaéla Dumitra Margareta Cornelia Lina Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatia Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage. Also known better as "Madam X" or "Archange." Why do monstergirl realm pilots seethe at or even fear Madam X? Because Madam X is literally a human old lady, who's been flying and shooting down pilots for long as time. Even in her 70s and reaching her 80s she still flies as the de-facto queen of the skies.

So whenever you wanna troll and shitpost monstergirl or incubi pilots and aces. Just mention Madam X and watch all the (Yous) and seething comments pile up.

>>41252821
i do wonder what contingencies exist for hebi twins, triplets and so on

>>41251838
I cannot believe this is what snake fuckers like to have sex with. Why!? Yous gonna get scraped real bad.

>>41251830
>Fox, Pyrow, Kikimora
>Slim, Medium, "Amazon"
>Kimono/Robes, medium-length skirt + button-down shirt + zipper-sweater, Kiki Standardized "Maid" Uniform
in any combination of the above

>>41252874
constant battle for dominance in the background while hubby remains blissfully unaware

Is getting a familiar as an aspiring mage a scam?

>>41252930
she said no

>>41252874
My headcanon is that there's a connection between hebis from the same family so if they go after the same guy they take it better. In fact they realize they can team up to make sure no WHORES get close to you.

Tell me about the sabbath girls, do they prefer to form harems or stay monogamous?

>>41253052
up to the individual but given the generally low supply of oniichans it wouldn't be uncommon

>>41253052
Isn't there an onii-chan shortage? I'd imagine they'd be rather open to harems, witch/familiar pairs especially.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

I want to pretend I'm going to paint a portrait of my red dragon wife, and then just draw Trogdor the Burninator to see her reaction.

what kind of insecurities would mgs have?

>>41253067
>>41253085
They're cool with harems? Good, good.

>>41253169
>>41253169
>insecurities
Mgs are resolute and self-knowing and there is almost no weakness in their minds to exploit.

>>41253216
>have sex with lilim
>tell her it was was 'okay'
might work

>>41251096
I'd like Lilims a lot more if they were like this instead of super succubi

>>41253216
That's not true at all. Many are under the impression that they're ugly and repulsive, from Order propaganda. Hence why when a mamono comes across a man who actually appreciates them for who and what they are, they're filled with an overwhelming joy. It's also the reason why KC has said that mamono especially love men who love mamono compared to men who don't.

Why are foxes like this?

I wish we had more lims in military uniforms.

>>41253734
Then ur a fascist.

Echidna gallery down for anyone else?

>>41253750
Wikifag is doing something to the galleries. I think he said so two threads ago

>>41253750
maintenance stuff, give it time.

>>41253766
Alright,thanks!
>>41253769
Sorry if i sounded rude,its literally the only gallery i check these days

>>41253734
>"No Anon! My uniform represents my discipline and love for my country! You can't just get hard from my uniform!"
>yea sure, remember to bring it to bed

>You ever stick your dick in an electrical socket?

>>41253958
this is when i'd back away slowly

i hear there are some ancient fox hags who will pay good money if you can give headpats, rubs, and scratches

>>41253939
>The easiest way to subdue a fox

>>41254067
perfect for a broke college student like me

>>41254067
it's kind of neat how little money would matter with monsters about.

>>41253958
this is when i'd start getting undressed

>>41254109
>in mgc bodyguards pay you

If you annoy a dark mage too much she will turn you into a kid and leave you in Hagville.

>>41254073
I was thinking, she looked like she wanted pats somewhere else instead..

>>41254136
i need an adult

>>41254136
Being kid sized just makes it easier to be annoying though

>>41254136
How does one hypothetically get to hagville? Just asking for a friend of course, haha

>>41254165
it's hard to get clearance to pass through the dmz surrounding it on all sides. you could try petitioning your local lim for a while

>>41254156
Then she will turn you into a baby and leave you in the holstaur quarter.

cow

>>41254190
How much would it cost for a manticore or succubus to smuggle me in?

>>41254116
>bodyguard hands you a stack of cash with shame in her eyes
>follows you around all day like a puppy
>the most action she sees all day is standing between you and someone else in the elevator
>a werewolf painted like a hellhound jumps out of an alley right before you get home
>after a minute of the most unconvincing "fighting" you've ever seen, she runs off
>bodyguard beams at you
>asks if you want to do this again some time
>want to say no but you need the money

>>41254218
yeah?

>>41254253
Battle Cattle

>>41254218
The cow says: "I'm succubus royalty, you idiot; let me out of this milk stall."

>>41254302
5 minutes later she's all "moo"
weird bovines

>>41254253
>Hey hey Anon, want to go on an adventure?

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to enjoy soft waifus with the cooling weather.
It will ensure optimal sleep and make you particularly vulnerable to nightmares.
As opposed to staying up until you pass out, which makes you EXCEPTIONALLY vulnerable to nightmares.

>>41254302
Not until I've squeezed all of your milk out.

>"Bow to me!"

>>41254335
who's on your team?
i'm going with hobgoblin, werecat and lesser succ

>>41254398
>Hobgob barbarian
>Werecat rogue
>Lesser suck wizard
A truly balanced party.

>>41254398
>Earbelt
Silly kot

>Be married to a Baphomet
>She spends most of her time researching the Outer Gods
>One day she accidentally summons Chiyo from ANM
And that's how the Onee-Sabbath was born.

>>41254406
She's trying to hit the Nomura scale early

>>41254395
Why?

>>41254398
Pharaoh Oracle
Lilim Time Wizard
Baphomet Sorcerer
We're doing all the DPS. ALL THE DPS.

>>41254398
wurm nun, dark mage jabberwock magical DPS, and Angel bogie with the sanity and holy damage, Im just a dude who uses his bare hands to fight

>>41254398
Kakuen Monk
Cheshire Bard
Holstaur Paladin
Lich as herself

>>41254398
hellhound, demon, and a very worried valkyrie

>tfw ywn meet the notcuban miami gator girl of your dreams in 2080

>>41254490
and i forget the fucking pic as always

>>41254398
Dark Brave Hellhound
Demon black mage
Sorcerer Dragon Zombie (contracted to her own soul)

>>41254398
bunyip rogue
dorome geomancer
slime carrier one-woman(two woman?) phalanx

>>41254554
>double slime carrier
neat.jpg

Hey guys, do you wanna learn how to do a motherfucking infinite?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41821806
(Dark Mage, Straight Shota included)

>>41254554
Slime carrier fighter. Able to use extra heavy weapons and keep defense thanks to slime.

I’ve been out of here for months, how is the game coming along?

>>41254603
exactly the same as you left it

>>41254398
>Raiju Samurai
That's it. We took the perk that limits party size to 2 in exchange for a bunch of buffs.

>>41254398
Cupid ranger, Hellhound brawler, Dark Mage bard, Automaton healer.
We also have two tagalongs a Tanuki merchant and a gremlin tech guru that heals the Automaton.

>>41254507
>>41254490
but gators are american, crocodiles are caribbean

>>41254594
Is that game real? The street fighter vs marvel one. Seems pretty neat.

>>41254748
You never went to the arcades as a kid?

>>41254755
No they didnt exist around my parts. Also i am joking. I am curious is the shota game is real though. I imagine it isnt but I wish it was.

Love and tranquility awaits, and all you have to do is let me in.

>>41254840
the vampire said that too but all i got was love

>>41254844
>vampire
Typical tail-less girl. Many such cases.

>>41254840
That's what the last girl said. Then she tried to convert me to Islam and The Secret

relish in the simple things

Join the Sabbath.

>>41253581
Why are gachatards like this?

>>41251139
Grizzlies can always use more love.

>>41254930
me in the ground

I only desire hags

>>41255021
Help me sneak into hagville and we can have as many hags as we want. I'll distract the guards, you make a mad dash through the minefields.

>>41254594
oh neat. good to see you

>>41255021
well go make your kind old neighbor happy then

>>41255051
once i saw the mountains i knew she was a mountain goat

Wouldn't hellhound working at the bible camp make her a church grim?

>>41250993
Monstergirls thoughts on the following?

>Young Man
>House Husband
>Cute little boy
>Lone single man
>Sub male
>Gentle Femdom
>Love at first sight
>Teen Romance
>Younger BoyxOlder Woman
>Sugar Mommy
>Female-on-Male
>Stay at home husband

What are the general thoughts or consensus of monstergirls on such following terms?

>>41255098
>>Younger BoyxOlder Woman
>>Sugar Mommy
99% of the audience for that are hag foxes and taukis, no doubt

>>41255131
low battery

>laying down your life Foxes
>Threat of dying due to having to produce as many kits posible

>>41255051
Gonna make that tits baph my waif

It's dangerous to go alone, take this.

There's no time to explain, hop on!

>>41255477
four arms is underrated

>At bar
>Hit on hebi
>Lose her in the crowd
>Spot hebi
>Ask her out
>Feel someone tap my shoulder
>Turn around
>Angry hebi
How was I supposed to tell them apart, all hebis look the same

>>41255565
Keep your mouth open and flick your tongue to tell them apart by scent, duh!

>>41255578
>Lamia moms passing their knowledge of how to flick their tongues and keep their mouths open while coming off as sexy at the same time

Dhirohebi childhood friend and classmate that clings and coils around you at every oportunity.

>>41255619
>Dhirohebi

Shirohebi childhood friend and classmate that clings and coils around you at every oportunity.

>>41255619
Annoying honestly, having to carry around a 300lbs snake everywhere I go

>>41255624
So needy!

>>41255629
But that's what makes you grow strong

>>41255098
>Teen Romance
>Younger BoyxOlder Woman
>Sugar Mommy

>Angry Sabbath noises intensify

Old demon that sits at the top of a high rise marveling at the modern age

>>41255765
Ancient nature spirit turning into a lazy NEET and a video games addict

>>41253208

>>41255797
Is this a mogging?

https://imgbox.com/g/ztT25BOufs
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 350. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/j1e2j7IE

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

Help I found my tomboy ushi wife doing girly stuff is this the end of her being my bro?

>>41255878
Are the /d/ galleries dead?

>>41251227
more or less

>>41255878
Nice, thanks friend.

>Jabberwock girlfriend
>Good with voice impressions
>Tentacles naturally have a deeper voice
>Uses left tentacle to mimic the deep voice of a black American male
>Uses right tentacle to mimic the voice of a perverted Mexican male
>Whenever it's time for a blowie or face-licking with the tentacles, she insists in talking with her tentacles
If you think a cheshire cat bullying you is bad, my friend, you're in for quite the surprise with jabberwocks.

>>41256016
I'll add whatever garbage has gathered today.

>>41255624
She wants to show that her future husband has been taken.

>>41256131
>In the middle of the night, sleeping when all of the sudden
>LA MIGRA, LA MIGRA ESTA AFUREA

>>41256172
Is that a new shirohebi pic?
I've never seen that one

What is the fox saying?

>>41254731
Ok but you get my point tho

>>41255124
dont forget old dragons

>>41254190
imma just walk on thorugh, say my moms here and slip past them
>>41254136
Before she leaves me, im going to cry and ask her why is mama leaving and make a big scene

>>41256236
those are gang signs. you went somewhere you shouldnt and now shes gonna turn you into a mofukuza brushslave.

>>41256204
Not really, it was made 2 years ago.
Found it on a google search.

>>41256547
im worth more as a whore

Anon do you know how to find x?

>>41256907
Yeah it's right there in the question
>x

>>41254594
>shota
Fuck off pedo, cp is not welcome here

>>41256907
x is a mystery
V. is a bigger mystery however

>>41257005
lolis only, right, my brother in cunny?

>>41257005
Go back to your shithole, false-flagging retard

>naked rape mode holstaur slowly walks towards you while her boobs squirt with every step

>>41256934
>the hakus face when she tries to teach anon algebra but he says this

Miss dragon is writing in her diary about how 'all boys are fucking stupid' again. What happened to her today?

>>41257005
newfag

>>41257362
That one boy took the last Berliner at the bakery and she had to go without

>>41257362
Anon didnt get her hints or Anon was messing with her

>>41257362
She's envious seeing so many Wurms with boyfriends.

>>41257362
She is on her natural way to become Dragon Zombie with that attitude of hers.
The question is however that's next "evolution" of her would be after she finally gets her husband? A return to more noble self as Dragon Wight? A return of to a more stoic front as Dragon Lich while instantly losing to her husband touch? Dragon Banshee cry girl and happy tears? A rare chuuni Dragon Phantom? Residual hoarding feeling could even produce Dragon Will-o-the-Wisp out of her.

>>41257362
Watched an Anon try and get abs via putting an entire towel on his head with weights then attempting to drink with said towel over his face

>>41257515
This is some Digimon World -tier shit right here

>>41257538
dragon lichs are cute fanon.

>>41257362
Anon delievery boy decided to publicly annonce that her package of Car hentai has arrived, then ghave her his number. But she was so embrassessed she didn't call him

>>41256662
Interesting, I wonder how many MGE pics are hidden to us

>>41257553
didnt kc have dracolich on the list alongside greys and draugrs?

>>41257556
This forced meme still isn't funny.

>>41257566
He had a lot of things and some anon did say he wanted to do a lot of undead upgrade variants.

>>41257570
i tried being funny with it but it does suck
>>41257566
He did say that dragons do become liches and wights after some hubby love in their zombie form

>>41257570
I think it's funny

Are the imgbox fanart galleries in OP down for you guys too? Says the gallery can't be found.

>>41257736
Wikifag is still doing maintenance. He posted an update today, so it should be done soon.

>>41257755
Oh I see. Thanks.

>>41250993

>>41257990
Something about that spine looks off.

>>41258087
its twisted around way too far for what her torso suggests.

>>41257990
Big, fat, coin, stacks

>>41258087
Everyone knows that 2D girls are far more flexible than 3DPD.

im hot for teacher

>>41258341
i've got it bad, i've got it bad, I've got it bad
Im hot for teacher

>>41255878
milky druella is pretty nice

>>41256662
Breath status = Overwhelmingly sniffable

>>41256662
Shirohebi breath status = Overwhelmingly sniffable

stop, get some help. and go back to school

>>41258727
school is for losers, im gonna just be a delinquent

>>41257557
I remember in mgu there was a pic of a shirohebi giving a guy a blowjob.
And due to the site being shut down it's pretty much lost. I remember it looks kinda decent.

>>41258785
I'm going to take those girls to a hotel and then I'm going to sleep in the bath tub

>>41258785
you sure? Dont wanna learn the pleasures of sex as well as how to make a woman cum hard with miss Haku?

>>41258727
If I go back to school and there's a danuki, snek, or rat to sniff, well there wasn't much point in me going. I'll run off, take the girl away, and indulge in my guilty pleasure with her forever,

Smart cow isn't worth sniffing.
Milk cows and muscle cows are though, probably even spider cows too... probably.

>>41258823
you can learn that from any hag on the street, why settle for some nerd cow?

>>41258893
but do they know as much as her? No, they don't

>>41258912
Can Zipangese steel (folded over 200 times) defeat a cursed weapon?

>>41258959
they're scary. i'll go with ms mindflayer instead

>>41259014
>>41259014
How is a haku scary yet a mindflayer aint?

>>41254398
>Mino Barbarian
>Mino Paladin
>Mino Monk
I am their healer

>>41259057
flayers are more upfront and honest about it

>>41255884
Don't worry anon
Just say that she's become a girly wuss and you can't be friends with her because that's uncool
and then she'll rape you, calling "bro" or "dude" instead of those lovey-dovey girly girl names

>>41255884
fear the tomboy who is not flustered by girly things for she has no weakness

Tell me about your mamono childhood friend.

>>41259166
I was a lonely boy, only had a friend who was a. Bogie who was way older than me

>>41259328
Can they fix my VCR

Sweaters

>>41259469
Ritualnigger.

how much taller is your wife/wives than you? Do you wear their shirts when around the house or are they smaller that you and wear your shirt around the house?

>>41259529
i like slicey, she cute

>>41259543
she's a sensitive and fragile maiden, naturally

I'm going to make a Banshee listen to Eminem songs! Mainly Mockingbird and Stan.

>>41259565
lmao, imagine it not being pasillos, very sad yet romantic songs from where im from

>>41259572
I have no idea what or where that is

>>41259580
Pasillos are most romantic love songs from around peru ecuador region and heres a taste
of it translated in english
https://songlations.livejournal.com/18914.html

>you are now thinking about trans hags

I would like to keep a big grapesnake warm in the winter

>>41259669
>damn this so called winter! I bet the pharaoh did this!
>husband! I require more hot chocolate and cuddles!
Being a snek husband sure is tough

>>41260010
getting kissed makes you feel all warm inside so I will give the grapesnake gentle smooches to keep her toasty

>Get raped by hellhound
>Was extremely embarrassing
>Tried to run but immediately tripped over a root
>Tried to headbutt her but put my face between her tits
>Tried to push her off but ended up groping her ass instead
>Tried insulting her but I moaned like a bitch
>Get back to the village hellhound wife at my side
>Know she’s gonna tell everyone the embarrassing stuff I did and now the whole town will tease me
>Instead she tells everyone I pounced on her, put her on all fours and made her my bitch
>Have the respect of the entire village
>Make me live up to her lie that night

>>41260087
>kissing keeps them warm
Science checks out, who needs clothes to keep warm when you can have snake kisses?

>>41251751
that's awesome that you recovered some of them, where'd you find them?

>>41257362
She was covering for miss haku and the boys genuinely were fucking stupid. I don't know whether to be impressed that miss haku puts up with them so well or disappointed that she still hasn't taught them anything.

Gonna write a contract with a demon where it changes who's the slave every week.
And on Sundays nobody's the salve and it's just casual sex and cuddles.

>>41259165
Okay, but what if I hold her hand and pat her head?

I want a panda wife :')

>>41257755
I was about to freak out without my needed dose of kiki.

>>41260427
cute panda wife

>Hag gets reminded of their age once again

>>41258087
>Slime
>Spine
Scyllas and other mollusks can also show off their ass and tits by twisting too far.

>>41260589
Creeping Coin isn't a slime.

>>41260614
sure but a mimic ought to be rather malleable

>>41255878
Welcome back.

Are all the old gallery links dead?
Also, big burb butt, because the one you have is tiny.

>>41260695
That's a pretty goat.

>>41260695
If I had a gote wife, I'd like to paint and draw colorful designs on her horns.

>>41256236
Originally know as the "Turkish Wolf", it's a hand gesture first brought to prominence by the Kliq in the mid-90s, and originally developed from the "Wolf Kiss" gesture of NC State. It was later used by the nWo, who called it the "Too Sweet". This is the most well-known name for the hand sign.
Around 2006, it saw a resurgence in Japan, where it is frequently used by Bullet Club to this day.

White men fuck dogs

Would you rather be the delinquent in your class or the poor class rep/student council president trying to wrangle the delinquents into going to class?

>>41260907
if i'm being true to form i'd just be invisible

>>41260720
>drawing flames on them to make her faster
>skulls to make her look badass
>glitter and stickers for when the kids want to make mommy pretty
I too like to make my gote the coolest gote in town

>>41260689
Snakes learn early in their life to avoid chairs.

>>41260889
BDKWM

>>41260907
I want to be the designated gang boytoy who gets passed around between all of the scary girls while the uptight student council girls try to stop me from getting 'corrupted.'

>>41260987
>student council girls imagine (but totally not masturbate to) the depraved acts anon must commit with the scary girls
>anon actually just hangs out with them cause he thinks they’re nice girls

Zombie to wight AKA raising your own sugar mommy.

>>41261054
I don't know what's funnier. Fucking a zombie who was loaded all along, or wighting making her extremely business savvy and making her a millionaire super quickly.

>>41260934
>Try to keep to yourself
>Delinquents drag you into their misadventures
Quiet loners are delinquents favorite prey

>>41261054
I remember there was a story about that

>>41261047
Just friends? Not good enough for me personally. I want them to make me the group fuckbuddy. I want every negative stereotype those council monsters have about them to come true. I want them to force me to dress in the way they like, I want them to post the aftermath of ferocious love hotel gangbangs with me onto social media, I want to be dragged away from class so they can have lounge all over me while they fuck around under the stairs in the yard. I want everyone in the building to know that I'm their property, and I want to turn down the studious president when she tells me that she wants to help me go back onto the good path.

>>41261194
They were good girls until you corrupted them.

I want to stroke Dark Knight's ponytail.

>>41261267
her clothes make her look fat.

>>41261194
>a-anon, can’t we just play soccer or something?
>NO! You must run trains over me like my animes
Why must you corrupt these poor girls?

>>41261267
being escorted around by a dark musketeer sounds nice

dont fall to pleasure dude never replied to my request for a sith
I'm starting to think he isn't writing out of love for monster girls.

>>41261453
>sith
>monstergirl
fuck off, we all know that its the token furry.

>>41251360
Wtf I love history now

>>41251360
>the inside of at least one Shoggoth
Stay a while and listen!

>>41261453
Oh, I was wondering if you were here.
Theres some new stuff by chipar on pixiv you’d probably want to see.

Big and little foxes

>>41261565
thanks, that's a fine looking cat.

>>41261739
fuck off to /vg/ already

>41261739
>>>/vg/

>>41261891
t.hag

>>41261267
I want to steal her sword

>>41261903
Holy fuck, he can speak

>>41261739
But I am!

>>41259328

>>41261986
I finally caught the stupid tube fox that was living in my heating ducts, watching me sleep at night, and drinking all my sake. Now what?

>>41262055
Mind break with love and affection

>When every time a storm rolls through and the neighbors joke you're getting it on with your Ryu wife.

>>41262055
Call animal control and they'll take her off your hands.

>>41262091
>she takes it as a challenge
>now ever time a storm comes, raiju wife fucks the shit out of you to out thunder the storm