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get eaten by youkai

[X] JUMP INTO THE LAKE.

[X] Jump into the lake.

I'd get lost in the forest of magic so I can live with Alice.

Kill myself. I will never be as happy again. Time to die.

[X] Jump into the lake, eggs in hand.

Get sidetracked by Cirno in quest for Alice. Break Meiling's heart. Cook eggs. Jump into lake.

[X]Defecate and urinate on the floor, at the same time.

TRUNEET

Become food.

Meet Flandre. Become this guy.

My mother, the only person who ever loved me, will never see me again.

I'll never be able to finish the few things I promised.

I'll likely be eaten.

I think I'll go with the lake.

>>4123776
>>4123777

Lakemind. Wait. Why the lake?

>>4123825
Don't question it. Jump into the lake.

>>4123825
You Wake Up In Gensokyo

>>4123825
Go read Genosokyo Man's posts. Or read >>4123785 for the short version.

>>4123805
SoU NANO KA

>>4123833
Where? Where?

>>4123833
Did they ever finish this story?

I'm not sure what the deal is with jumping in the lake, but depends where I start. If said starting location isn't at a shrine, in the human village, or possibly eientei, I'm probably dead no matter what I do. If I end up at a shrine or eientei I'd probably end up dying shortly thereafter anyway, but at least I'd have spent my last few hours with either bunny girls or mikos/goddesses. If I ended up in the human village, I'd probably apprentice to Kourin since I know how at least some of the things from outside the border work, so I'd be able to help him. And I'd be able to meet a few of the more friendly youkai of gensokyo at my leisure with a low chance of being killed and eaten.

>>4123847

No, it was never meant to be finished.

>>4123847

No.

>>4123845
Archive, etc. Maybe Touhou-project.com or pooshlmer. Archive's still your best bet.

Bloodyshovel is down or something, can't access it anymore.

>>4123847
No idea, I read up to Anon trying to eat Mokou's liver.

>>4123851

If something tries to kill you, throw poop at it. This is what we train in danmaku shooters and defecate in our rooms for.

Gensokyo Man's plane was shot down over the Youkai Mountain. It spun in. There were no survivors.

I need pictures! Pictures of Spiderman!

>>4123874

>Shot down

Hell yeah, Eientei for the fucking win.

>>4123773
Fill Keine in on the past few hundred years.

[X] Cry. I'm gonna die.

>>4123894
'Fill Keine in' all night long.

So for about a minute, NEET are not very experienced ;_;

>>4123928
You don't fill Keine in, Keine CAVES you in.

Go to the Moriya Shrine for some miko services.

>>4123928
You mean hikkikomori, not NEET.
You don't need to be in employment, education or training to have sex.

Worship Kanako. ;_;

>>4123933
I am okay with this.
>>4123940
Are you implying that 3D girls would have sex with you if you were a NEET and thus had no money?

>>4123954
>with you
No, of course not.
But you don't need to be rich to have sex, just physically attractive.

cum a bunch of times inside Satori

You can't do shit in Gensokyo.

If you make it to the human village somehow, pray that you were lucky and didn't die on the way. Live a humble life of being a farmer and see the occasional Touhoe visit the village.

That's about all you can realistically accomplish.

>>4123978
Probably.
I'd love to visit Voile, though.
And to see Kappa tech, though that's unlikely, seeing how they shy away from humans. And the whole live-on-a-mountain-infested-with-youkai thing.

Present dick.
Touhous gladly accept.

>>4123773

[x] Call for Tewi

Try to escape. I know I'm going to die anyway; might as well give it a shot.

Can't do shit in Gensokyo anyway.

Wave bottle of sake.
Wait 5 seconds or less.
Become loyal subject of the mountain queen and pray she isn't hungry at the time.

Find a human village. With the amount other more monster like yokai around a normal person isn't going to be living very long.

Bring justice.

Make the Scarlet Mansion my new abode

[x] Kill Kourin and becoming the only penis source in Gensokyo (Apart from faceless guy).

Look for this baka

>>4124440
What to do with aforementioned Baka?

Get raped by Yuuka

Wander around until I die of starvation or get found and killed by a Youkai.

Best plan is to turn yourself into a youkai. Fastest is to turn into a tengu.

Hardest is "bathe in the blood of 10,000 youkai" or something

other way is to turn into a youkai by going to Makai and learning magic

>>4123773
confess my love to Marisa and then have sex with her

End my days as one of Flan's toys.

said before say again visit rinosuke teach him computer science

i mean just look at him! he needs help. i can help.

Call for outside help. Send letter to President Obama to invade Gensokyo since it was filled with dangerous laser-firing terrorist.

In all honesty...

Donate to the Hakurei shrine. This will get me on good terms with Reimu, and in turn, Marisa.
Enlisting the help of these two girls, I will find something useful for me to do. Perhaps be Rinnosuke's assistant. Seeing as I would be from the outside world, he would have lots to ask me probably.

Ideally. End up as Marisa's loving husband. :3
But that is unlikely. At best, I would probably end up with some whore from the Human Village.

>>4125131
Guro is such bullshit. The human body cannot take that much punishment.

Other way is to go to Higan and becoming a shinigami under Eiki.

Because they don't have a reaper shinigami in their office.

>>4125171
Thats what I was thinking. For fucks sake, her insides are hanging out.

>>4125171
Humans can't, but youkai can.

>>4125193
Oh Christ...

1) Have sex with Sanae at day
2) Have sex with Reisen at night

>>4125113
Collect 10,000 tampons.

>>4125171
>>4125183
this is a magical land where flying little girls can shoot magical balls of energy that breaks conservation of energy. a little creative biology isn't going to be out of place.

>>4125171
People are probably conscious for a bit even with insides hanging out and arms cut off. I mean, there are arguments over it happening with fucking DECAPITATION (for an instant at least) so something lesser it should be guaranteed.

>>4125173
1. She already has a shinigami
2. You can't just apply for shinigami.

>What do?
>62 posts and 18 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Why, /jp/?

>>4125242
The dried blood implies that Marisa has been tortured for an extended period of time.

And yes, some arguments say that you are still able to see and control your eyes for up to 30 seconds after your head is cut off. I'd say its more like 2-4~ due to instant loss of blood pressure.

>>4125171
I had an interesting talk with an ambulance man over a week ago. It seems the human body can take a whole lot of punishment as long as the brain and the heart keep working, like that guy who got run over by a truck because he was lying drunk on the street and his body was wrapped around the forward axle. When they found him, his heart was still beating. Of course he didn't live long, but wasn't immediately dead either.
It still doesn't make sense that she didn't pass out.

>>4125269
flan's a vampire. there could be vampire shenanigans involved.

It's too late for you to leave. Enjoy being squeezed out as a brown mass from a tiny hole.

>>4125306
Rumia is a good girl.

>>4125306
I'd squeeze my brown mass in her tiny hole, if you know what I mean.

>>4125326
Shit in her mouth? That's fucking sick.

become SMD bodyguard, and have consensual sex in the missionary position with patchy-sama >:3

Look for a bus.

>>4125337
Is that so~

>>4125341
get the fuck out

>>4125343
Gensokyou ha bassu inai.

>>4123772
Fuck off with your moronic attacks 24/7 at www.an
ont
al
k.com. We don't want you there, retards. GOT IT already?! Sub-human creatures...

>>4125343
But eye know there are no busses in Gensokyo

>>4125348
no u

Depends:
If I'm part of a huge invading army: [x] Wreck shit up
If I'm part of a small invading army: [x] Wreck shit up, discreetly
If I'm alone: [x] Adapt to the lifestyle of the locals, then wreck shit up

[X]Find Mokou
[X]Capture
[X]eat liver
[X]Immortality achieved
[X]dominate Gensokyo, become a god

I wonder if your standard Joe Everyday in Gensokyo will ever see a Touhou in his lifetime.
I mean, UFO sightings are very common, but a person can live his entire life without seeing one. What if this also holds true for Gensokyo and Touhous?

>>4125406
if eating immortal liver causes immortality, then over a few thousand years the population of immortals would outnumber the mortals.

>>4125406
Being a god in Gensokyo doesn't ammount to much nowadays. We can skip some of the paperwork and start calling you "Hag", alright?

>>4125412
Joe Everyday likely lives in the human village, which is a pretty small place.

at the very least he could just walk to the local primary school where Keine's teaching. Also likely to get pranked by (nameless) fairies at least a few times in his life.

>>4125426
Yuuka herself comes to the human town to shop. Not unlikely to meet other youkai there as well.

>>4125443
So Youkai go to the Human Village freely? I thought one of Keine's jobs was to prevent that. Or Reimu's

>>4125467
Why? Because they just want to buy X article found in Average Joe's store and they are willing to pay for it?

Get immediately met by Sikieiki, sent to hell?

>>4125467

Wait tha minute. Reimu HAS A JOB!? I thought her job only consist of sweeping around the shrine and drinking tea.

>>4125474
She only sends you to hell if you're dead and a horrible person. If you're alive, she'll lecture you. Enjoy being told off for being a NEET or whatever other terrible things you do.

>>4125467
Gensokyo isn't as GRIMDARK as you think. Youkai are actually pretty friendly.

>>4125521
The intelligent ones. There are mindless ones.

>>4125521
Unless you run into Rumia and her ilk.

1. Go to that human village and find a home and a job somehow.

2. Befriend the local miko -through shrine visits- and Keine -through just approaching her like you would do with anybody in a village-.

3. This is the hard step: getting some sort of overwhelming power and/or magic usage. Perhaps I might try partaking in Reimu's exploits, or looking shit up in Kourindou, or befriending Eirin, or getting to know Mokou through Keine and getting a taste of Mokou's liver god-knows-how; if that theory that whoever lives for a long time gets magical powers is true (Chen, Mokou, et c.) then it should also work for me.

4. Spend my days hunting down innocent lesser youkai.

>>4125528
Terrible example.

>>4125544
You'd have a better chance at getting Mokou's liver by befriending Kaguya and Eientei than Keine.

Run around shouting popular Touhou memes.

>>4125573
But Keine is friendly towards humans, most of Eientei's inhabitants are not. That fucking earth rabbits would kill me and feast on my fresh dead body even before I get to reach the only one there who would care about a human like me.

>You arrive in Gensokyo

You can't

>>4125626
Yes you can.

>>4125626
Way to rain on everybody's parade broski. That's like telling a Christfag that heaven doesn't exist.

Make Aya my wife

- donate at the hakurei shrine
- invite suika for a drink

>>4125597
All of Eientei is friendly or at least not hostile to humans.

>>4125157

This, epically.

>>4125842
I wouldn't say all.
The rabbits are on the passive side but there are also Faeries and Beast youkai there. Threat level is medium and the forest has properties to make you lost forever.

>>4125489
i bet she'd even lecture everyone of you after you're dead

Hope to find Mokou who can lead me to the human village. Maybe another human sympathizer. Don't become food. Learn enough so I can visit the lake every day to see my fairy queen.

Impregnate meiling / raymoo and build a relation from there

>>4125675

You can't enter nor leave Gensokyo. It's sealed and hidden from the outside world.

>>4123773

>>4126110
People, objects, and trash enter into Gensokyo all the time. Remilia and the Scarlet Devil Mansion also moved to Gensokyo after its founding.

>>4126118
Yeah and she beat the shit out of Gensokyo until Yukari woke up. There any doujins about that?

>>4126118

People can't enter Gensokyo. And if so, why there aren't any men in Gensokyo? Because the last man left just before it was sealed. Touhous can't leave Gensokyo either.

>>4126110

>>4126137
There are men in Gensokyo. Just not any that factor into the story being presented.

>>4126135
Actually, she just set up her mansion and started living like a loli aristocrat, until she decided she didn't like the Sun, anymore.

>>4126137
>why there aren't any men in Gensokyo?
because IOSYS hasn't put any in their flashes!! durr heee fucking heeee

Visit Reimu's shrine and admit that I do not have any token to donate, and request that I work as her servant as my donation.

RECIEVE LEGENDARY TOUHOU ADVENTURES.

STEP ONE: Get to the human villiage ASAP.
STEP TWO: Become assistant at the School.
STEP THREE: Become Keine's friend
STEP FOUR: Befriend Mokou.
STEP FIVE: While on a drinking binge with Mokou, drug her.
STEP SIX: Extract and eat liver.
STEP SEVEN: TERRORIZE GENSOKYO FOR ETERNITY. MWAHAHAHAHAHA.

go to hakurei shrine, throw a wad of money in the donation box. Hang out with my new BFF Raymoo and drink tea. When Marisa comes around chat her up, since she's a human who manages to avoid being eaten. Learn some sort of form of master spark or something from her in return for giving her relationship advice re: Alice.

Now that I'm not completely defenseless, go to the Human village and befriend Keine. Despite better judgment, chat up Yuuka about flowers. Share technology insights with Kourin and Nitori.

Maybe eventually try to get an audience in SDM to read books with Patchy, otherwise live out the rest of my days in the human village telling people stories and/or helping friendly youkai in hopes of gaining favors.

>>4126150
The only one man (or is he a she?) in Gensokyo is Zun. He also can enter and leave Gensokyo as he wants, and modify any aspect of it.

Everything else is behind a strong magical barrier.

>>4126150
Nah

>They went on a rampage when they first appeared in Gensokyo, lost against powerful youkai, and a settlement was reached as they finally made a contract (*2).

I'm assuming Remilia is the first vampire but that doesn't seem like much of a stretch.

>>4126166
Here have some canon Akyu lies.

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Encyclopedia:_Outsider

>>4126166
kourin
marisa's dad
youki
unzan
genji

play with tewi's ears and pull her tail

become a yukkuri herder and get rich

pray that this is MOEBLOB Gensokyo and not GRIMDARK Gensokyo

Prance around and brace for HHHHNNNNGGGGGGGGG

>>4126178

All lies! If the humans could enter Gensokyo, it would have already been invaded by the Americans. Do you see any Burger King on Gensokyo? Me either.

>>4126210

>>4126219

Do you see any Starbucks cofee on Gensokyo? Me either!

>>4126227

tail so good

>>4126234

Do you see yellow taxies and high buildings and Skyscrapers in Gensokyo?

>>4126202
I wish I to go to SEXYsokyo.

>>4126219
OSCAR MIKE.
MARISA DEFEND REIMU BURGER AND WATCH OUT FOR ENEMY FOOT MOBILES, OSCAR MIKE AND STAY FROSTY.
OSCAR MIKE.

>>4126227
There are 2 starbucks in the human village, shutin.

>>4126248

I check my pack, looking for my gear...
Handgun?
Oh dear I'd hope so...
Very minor chance I could survive the night, then find the kappa and trade the gun and my laptop in for some bucks, live with the kappa in peace. Maybe get eaten.
Any other case, get eaten.

REMILIA

D.C. IS UNDER ATTACK, DEFEND BURGER TOWN.

>>4126254

You lose! There are nothing from our time in Gensokyo!

>>4126272

> Find job and house.
> Start training or researching magic.
> Go and play danmaku against weak yokais for training.
> Keep becoming stronger.

>>4126280
This, and eventually become powerful enough to cause a major insurrection. Become friends with Reimu and Marisa as byproduct of them defeating me.

Begin a quest to go the underground and find Kisume and Yamame. Then I find Parsee and bask in the glory of someone being jealous of my lifestyle.

Shiki: Human, have you anything to say before all your deeds, past and present, are judged?
Me: Yes.
Shiki: Out with it, then.
Me: I stand prepared to accept your verdict, but I have one final request.
Shiki: Hmm? What might that be?
Me: PAN!

Rape some lolis
or Die trying

>>4126330
Pan? i don't get it.

>>4126334
You don't need to go to Gensokyo for that.

>>4126337
If you try it in real life you get jailed for trying. Not the same.

>>4126348
So bring a gun.

>>4126337

But ITT

>You arrive in Gensokyo.
I would do that.

>>4126337
PAN

>>4126337

There was some fanart H picture (I can't find it right now, fffffff) of Shiki getting her ass spanked with that judgment stick thing and the gigantic sound effect of the impact was "PAN!"

It briefly became a forced meme here, and every time Shiki was mentioned someone would post "PAN!" & that picture.

>>4126374
Not very surprising when it loads so fucking slow

>>4126375
Ah, I recall that pic, I get it now.

>>4126375
I wish to see this.

>>4126399

>>4126399
found it.

>>4126417
>>4126413
Double PAN?

fresh /jp/ meat, so good

>>4126428

PANmind

What is this nonsense about not being able to enter Gensokyo?

People randomly fall through holes in the border all the time, though they're usually sent right back by Reimu or Yukari. Or eaten by youkai.

After the Hakurei border was constructed people still managed to get through by accident or by choice.

Take Sanae for example, her official dialog shows she's raised from the outside world, and even talks about giant mecha animes she used to watch. In fact her profile suggest she didn't know Gensokyo existed until Kanako told her they're moving.

Take Rinnosuke's store as another example. Random objects from the outside world tends to fall through the border all the time and land in Gensokyo. He collects them.

Remilia is believed to have arrived in Gensokyo far after the set up of the barrier as well. Theres also Maribel and Renko who are always researching a method to entering through the border from the outside world.

>>4126417

>>4126445
I wish to eat Ran.

>>4126458
Fine, so how do we get in?

I love how everyone immediately focuses on getting a job and interacting with people.

>>4125247
Komachi is a FERRYMAN shinigami.

Clearly they need someone to fill in the IKIILLYOUZ shinigami.

In before Assassin's Creed 2-style killing. Good ol' Florentine twin stabs.

>>4125525
Fighting low-level youkai are like fighting Na'vi. Only rabid.

If Murasa drowns you, you rise back as a spirit like her. I'd execute plan Become the Touhou.

Why do you say Akyu is lying through her teeth?

Go to the lake, help cirno catch frogs, either get killed by ice or by a youkai in the middle of the night.

> What do?

Simple. Go and drink tea somewhere with whoever has been causing disturbances lately. HEY LOOK ZUN I GOT THE GOOD ENDINGS! ALL OF THEM!

How I'd die in Gensokyo: 文文。新聞 would release an article about me consulting Rinnousuke about a ring to propose to Sakuya. Sneak (read: walk openly) past Meiling into SDM, and get killed outright by a very angry Remilia.

So what happens if you bring an item that's over 100 years old? Does it become self aware and transform into a little girl?

I make and sell cider, giving it to placate random youkai and mikos and get every alcoholic in Gensyoko hooked on it's appley goodness; thus assuring my position in the region's status quo and my indispensability.

My plan is, after somewhat stabilizing my situation in Gensokyo, apply to be a shinigami or turn myself into a tengu.

Then move to Former Hell or something and then work with the Kappa, etc. Make Former Hell more cozy and stuff.

But eco-friendly of course. Former Hell has a lot of vertical space, so it's possible.

>>4128709
THIS. My death would just be the beginning of my cunning plan!

Mostly involving Alice.

And maybe Patchouli.

I make a large amount of gunpowder, tunnel under Scarlet Devil Mansion and get Guido Fawkes on those vampire bitches.

Meiling will be lured away to minimum safe distance.

Of course, if they survive the sunlight and big explosion, there's no way I'd survive the retaliation; but God damn it, I'd be laughing as I go.

Find human village.
Try and gather courage to interact with touhous.
Become scared of being eaten and/or rejected.
Waste away.

This is in many ways a reflection of my real life.

>Bloodyshovel is down or something, can't access it anymore.

What a shame. Last time I went there my AV warned me about a million trojans.

>>4128837
What do we do with Meiling afterwards? Comfort sex?

>>4128844
>Become scared of being eaten and/or rejected.
>Waste away.
I've been doing that for the last twenty years, I guess I should stick with what I know.

>>4128837

Go read Perfect Memento

Conventional weapons can't kill youkais in Gensokyo.

You have to fight magic with magic or spiritual power.

Well, since I'm a human, and I seem to have magically teleported into Gensokyo, the Touhoes are gonna want to know what the fuck happened. As I explain, Reimu will eye me suspiciously, and then ask for a donation. I will give her the 3,000 Yen I have in my wallet (leftover from my trip to Japan, this part isn't fictional). Then, she would be happy and determine me to be a good person. I assume ALSO that since there are no men in Gensokyo, it would be quite easy for me to get into a relationship. Most likely Reimu, as I probably just made her day. After the relationship goes for a while, eventually after a few months we have sex. Then, RIGHT as I cum inside her, I wake up and realize it was all a dream. I was in a coma after being hit by a car.

>>4128856
I don't know, go get Reimu and tell her to send her home or something.

If she refuses, a similar accident occurs to the Hakurei Shrine. Now, I know I won't survive that, but again, I'll be laughing my arse off.

>>4128874
Aren't they vampires though? The sunlight should get them. The explosion is mostly symbolic; also to blow up Scarlet Devil Mansion so whatever happens, they're homeless now.

Cry over my misfortune in being sent to the wrong parallel world and perform a magic ritual to summon Beatrice, my true love.

>>4128876
Best traffic related incident ever? I think so.

>>4128894
Touhou vampires don't die in sunlight.

>>4128911

So is Edward Sparkles a Touhou?

>>4128908
Glad you enjoyed it.

>>4128911
Alright, fine. Then I go find that Kappa, Nitori and we go create a giant steam powered robot dubbed Isambard Kickass Brunel. I also find a top hat somewhere.

>>4128919
Cullen, you worthless piece of shit. Clearly you don't have enough mental capacity to remember that, but it does not give you the right to be a faggot. His last name is Cullen.

>>4128919
He's not a girl and I don't think he has a hat, so not likely.

>>4128930
>Isambard Kickass Brunel
Giving it a name like that, you DESERVE the giant robot.

>>4128937

But Rinnosuke doesn't have a hat and is a man, but he's a Touhou.

So's Wriggle, come to think of it...

I much prefer Edward Sparkles NOT being a Touhou, however, so I'll leave it at that.

>>4128949
Now, we don't know what Wriggle is; it's Schrodinger's Touhou.

>>4128911
Before the movie Nosferatu, it was not widely agreed upon that vampires were necessarily killed by sunlight. In Bram Stoker's Dracula, the title vamp was only weakened by sunlight. He is eventually killed by a Texas man with a knife.
As much as I hate to defend the "our vampires are special and more powerful and can go out in the sun lolol" trend, that seems to be the more traditional version of vampire powers. It is noteworthy that Dracula did sleep during the day due to this weakness.

No vampires but the twatlight ones sparkle in the sunlight, though.

>>4128949
But Rinnosuke isn't really a touhou, so yeah.

>>4123773
Spreading Monotheism on Gensokyo

>>4129331
Suicidal, are you? Why don't you take a visit to Parsee, she'll give you a reason to live.

>>4128930
>implying you can accomplish any of that without being eaten on the way

Beeline for fuckin' Hakurei Shrine. Test the endurance of my lungs while I'm at it. Pray like fuck I'm not being made a toy by Yukari.

If I'm stuck somehow, still make a beeline for Hakurei temple. It's probably the most well-protected place in the entire region, minus the occasional celestial, and offer to pay rent. Sure, lots of youkai, but they're less likely to attack the shrine. And, hey, maybe I can pick up enough defensive skills from the visiting denizens to not get totally slaughtered...

>>4129042
Lol Belmont

>>4129411
you wish you were a toy for yukari

pic from that recent Anon fucking reimu and suika doujin.jpg

>>4125171
She's obviously dead by this point.

I want to see Yuka, and since I can't imagine her actually get along with me anyway and the goal is to see her, I'll piss in her sunflower field.

Sure, I'll die, but at least I'll catch a glimpse of her.

The nearest safe place from the human village is Myouren Temple. It's the closest, just outside. Hakurei Shrine is a bit further out.

>>4130016
Take it easy is Myouren's motto.

>>4129411
Pay rent with what money? Do you think Reimu accepts your country's dollars? You could offer services, but the shrine has need of none. The best you can hope for is to have her boot your ass through the border outside, or carry you like a helpless baby to the human village to live at instead.

Knock the water out a kappa's dish and have it tell me how to get the fuck home.

I ride a bus.

>>4130065
The shrine is an awfully big place for one lazy girl to maintain. Of course she needs services.

>>4130072

There are no buses in Gensokyo.

>>4130086
There are no men in gensokyo either.

Therefore, as something that should not exist, I should be able to do something impossible.

>>4130100
I can't believe how many times I read that bullshit. Look at this, it's a canonical drawing: http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/File:PMiSS_humanvillage.jpg

Remember everything Bear Grylls did during his trip across the border.

>>4130123
Look, okay, you caught me. It was a load of bullshit.

All I want to do is ride a bus. Is that too much to ask?

WHIP IT OUT

>>4130123
What the fuck is that ladder-looking thing in the back? And damn, they got some big buildings. Guess that's what happens when a good chunk of your working men can fly.

>>4130065

Money might still have some residual value in Gensokyo... at the very least Kourindou would probably take paper money as an example of "shit that's come here from outside of the border"

Coins that had valuable metals in them would be even more useful.

You could also hope that somehow a vending machine managed to find its way in, and then sell them to nitori for a fantastic price as the "magic talismans that apportion part of the treasure" out of that cool looking machine.

>>4130162
... or Nitori could just break the machine open and use it for scrap.

hopefully i'll have some kind of animal ears or something. then i can pretend to be a youkai. and i will make my way to the garden of the sun to get killed by yuka amoung the sunflowers. i hope to enjoy my horrible death

>>4130150
>What the fuck is that ladder-looking thing in the back?
Looks like a poorly drawn chimney to me.

>And damn, they got some big buildings. Guess that's what happens when a good chunk of your working men can fly.
Well people in the nineteenth century had enough technology to make big buildings. Although seeing a myriad of people flying around building them without the help of ladders or scaffolds would be awesome.

>>4130162
>He doesn't know about the "kick the box to get the treasure out" trick!

Don't really have any skills. . .
Guess I'll have to do dirty work at the Yukkuri Factory

I am good with computers.

Therefore, I hook Gensokyo up to the internet.

...Oh god, what have I unleashed?

>Become a Sorcerer
>Convince Remilia make a party at the scarlet mansion
>When everyone arrive, summon a storm that nobody can get in or out the mansion
>Make people dissapear
>???
>Be allowed to exist!

>>4130231
Hm....incidentally, how would one make that work? How does the internet exist?

Rape and Pillage in the name of Thor.

>>4130252
1. Tie a bunch of abacus to a bunch of windmills and water wheels
2. ?
3. INTERNET!!!

Inevitably die by tengu village or SDM.
Hang out in Hakugyokoro for as long as possible, chilling with Yuyuko.
Plea innocence when judged, return for round two.

Did we arrive on a bus?

Because there's no busses in Gensokyo

>>4130283
http://dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Computing
?

1.Scream "MOTHERFUCKING DUMP TRUCKS!"

2. In return attracting the attention of anything/everything around you that could possibly kill you.

3.Die. Painfully. Slowly is fine too.

4.Struggle is eminent. Survival is 0%.

5.Fuck year.

I find the nearest tree and fall asleep under it.

If something wakes me up that isn't killing me, it's bound to be interesting.

>>4130347
1.GO TO GENSOKYO.
2.FIND TREE.
3.SLEEP UNDER TREE.
4.???
5.PROFIT!

>>4130360
Hopefully, anything that would kill me will...

*glasses*

...Leaf me alone!

>*glasses*

You have to burn the rope.