/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Watching a TV in a public area with Yukari laying to my right. The screen showed a Mario-like sidescroller with a cloud god flying across striking lightning down while shouting brainwash. I thought that seems off, I looked at her and she said to fast forward it. I tried typing on a keyboard "2V", which showed up as text bottom left screen, though I meant to press X to times the speed, and after a couple more mistypes, Yukari and another girl looked at me, then I guess I got it right. Then I lied next to Yukari again, and I laughed when she laughed, wondering if she was testing if I'd do that.

Girls gathered in a small room drawing together invited me, went in and saw there was one free desk to sit on. Went out to grab some things, there was a speaker/router that had an annoying voice saying something about "shill" like it's great to be one. I tried turning off the speaker, then reset the router which got rid of it. I hear the girls in the room unsettled then realised some of them were using an online thing to draw as someone came out asking what happened. I lied that it reset by itself, they asked for a number like there would be a call telling you one when that happened. I read off a little bit of a number on documents beside the router, then gave up saying "just write whatever" and they realised I did it. I heard a girl's voice say "You took your girlfriend out on a date, only to show her how fucked up the world is. You're so fucking stupid!"

Walking with Yukari and a guy who seemed sympathetic between us. I said "I want to have sex with her no matter what her body is like" she dismisses "oh, you say that..." I said "I just want to lose my virginity to Yukari", the guy thinks that sounds good like I should say it to her directly. I guess I'm embarrassed and push them off to the side of the screen in a cartoonish way.

In a classroom, Yukari asking us to run on the spot, taking a measurement. Someone pushed me backwards while I was running, I wondered if that interfered but Yukari had taken the measurement normally anyway.
Posted in a thread was a meme Hearthstone card poison snapping turtle with text saying it -always- kills what it hits, ignoring divine shields or whatever, a person laughing at the idea as he clicked on it. It had layers of responses, with the turtle image appearing on the right, on the third it said "Bloodborne" on the fourth it said "Nen Zeus"
I saw three Dragonslayer Armours. Rated one star was "weak arrogant king", two stars was "enough semen to cover two people", three stars was "The Touhou fanbase is so mentally ill it would only take a couple of monster hunt versus deathbattles for them all to go insane. That's why I'm here."
Yukari sneaked up on some bad guys then shot at them with an assault rifle before running away as fast as possible while they chased. They were able to keep up close behind her. I was a spirit beside Yukari, annoyed, saying the only reason they can keep up is because we're a space-related team that gets a huge speed bonus from wind but there isn't any. Yukari makes it to something like a train carriage, with the three Dragonslayer Armours hung beside her. The chasers tried landing on the 2 star DSA, it actually had enough semen to cover six people, who fell away. Some chasers tried landing on the 3 DSA and were bisected at the waist. I asked Yukari about the 1 star DSA and she said it can't even cut 1 cell thick. I said "So, not even enough to bleed."

Holding onto a carriage while enemies chase. They use a magic spell that does damage with every element, appearing in a wheel going anti-clockwise. Me, Yukari and the rest got hit with two or three elements, including earth or wood, until ice, which was at the bottom, when I suddenly notice that my upper arms are missing and I'm not holding on to anything, falling away and getting torn apart by cats and dogs.
Saw these dreams as a post in the Touhou Nightmare thread like they should have been there. >>41038213
I saw a manga page where Toyosatomimi no Miko sent an army of dogs after the enemy's army of dogs, then sent an army of cats to finish off them off. Then she was talking like she's won to the enemy leader who's secretly possessed by Seiga, who then says "That's wrong!"

>>41073854
bless

no one reads your schizo garbage by the way

>>41080794
bless

Going around with a group of people. There was a summoning wheel that had been used a couple times to summon groups of people, but this time it just had one person. We summoned him, a chaotic clown character. His arrival killed a leader who was being called a cuck. Someone said he's in a better place now with his girl, others dismissed him "nah, come on, he's getting cucked." The clown was generally an asshole, but if you were friendly he would give you divinations.

Fighting Hecatia, I nearly killed her, then she flew off towards a gas station. She had three meters, her hp was nearly empty, some other one, then an oxygen meter which rose up a bit when she got near the station, which caused her hp to rapidly regen. I was talking with others about cutting her off from the gas station but thought she would just fly further to another one.

On a plane with a group, from one side of a continent to another. Took longer than I expected, someone said it's hotter and I noticed when I got out of the plane, onto a beach, a girl asked me about where I was staying, I looked at my phone to check something.

I was warned about this nearby space that said "Go to Hell", saw someone walk on it then disappear, presumably off to Hell. I saw what would happen if someone "powerful" like me stood there, turning into a dragon and being repeatedly slammed against the ground, probably until death.

Come across Hecatia slouching on a stone throne, legs crossed, arms on the rests, rocking her big bobble head side-to-side in amusement. https://files.catbox.moe/e0x242.jpg I go up to her, she said "Death Hecatia got killed." I said "What, a boardpiece?" "No, it really happened."

Saw a post just calling me Lord.

I was a little concerned over Blacktan's posts, shrugged and thought "whatever, it's just fertiliser" then wondered if that's careless.

Went past a prison cell area, went through a door, some people were rushing through excited about something. I follow, I pick up a 2D cardboard crown with a huge gold chain, a nearby teacher chides me like I'm adding to my sentence. I run following the others, tearing off the worthless cardboard crown and pocketing the chain, running past guards who seemed to consider apprehending us since we're so suspicious, run past a corner with us going so fast we're sliding, then going into a video game shop to discover they were all excited because they'd magically ranked up the merchandise in the store. I went over to a table and picked up a Zabuza figure with a water dragon behind him, a water gun, and a box of candy. Eating some of a flannel like candy, a couple others come over and we toast our candies together. I saw Blacktan as a scrawny freak half-pulling a needle covered in black stuff out of a shoulder, considered killing him but thought that's what he wanted, I grabbed him and basically asked what the fuck is wrong with him. He said something about me treating all the girls like my favourite.

>>41073674
>>41073681
Bad "thread"

Try harder please! ^^

>>41081986
thanks

awaken!

Oh damn your thread is autosaging again

got in a bath that had another guy in it
he broke a bunch of huge chocolate eggs
thought I don't even want bathe in chocolate with another guy
look around tub
there's a lot of dead maggots
pointed them out
he dismissed them as only something similar looking

In a caravan
a girl is put off by me
acting like a bitch
show off a terrible yellow stain on the right shoulder of my school blazer
she seems sympathetic
pushes me over
takes off her shirt
put my arms around her
awkward pause
fondle back a little
she wants to know why I'm not doing what she expected
say I haven't had sex before and how was I supposed to react
says when did it with other guys their hips would lift up then they'd take her over to a spot to fuck
we stand up
she doesn't look that good and I have 0 interest in kissing or sexing anyway
say something and leave
something going in the backyard to do with a sock like someone's stealing my socks

because of latest image(00 10) on Pixiv I was selected for a competition
saw a picture of yukari sticking out of a gap that had gaps sticking out like tails like the picture

large square of school desks with stuff on them
see one desk about sesshomaru's gem which I think was yellow

post "I'm so lonely." thinking of Yukari saying she doesn't love me anymore
see I need to pray for her to love me again

beside a gathering of long dining tables
weird guy was around we had seen before but he never talked
he comes up to me and says something about trading with him
he didn't use his lips to say it so I'm thinking he's psychic
he asks a couple more times but he moves his mouth
then leaves
look over the tables
think I notice Altaar among them
wondered if that guy wanted me to give him Yukari so he could fix things then give her back
thought I've got to give her up to have her

enter theatre
go up to the front looking for a seat
recognise someone on the right half around the middle of the front seats
heard I wouldn't find I seat but the left half's right most front seat beside me is empty
rocks back a little when I lean back and I can't get comfortable
hear "footrest"
recline the seat
eventually get comfortable
wonder if I'm annoying the guy behind me
watch the stage
girl is playing lux aeterna on violin
light shines from behind the instrument
vagueness about whether it's a girl
dancing while playing
you can see a lot of ass but sometimes looks like she has no breasts until you notice them again so it's like oh it really is a girl
"channel" switches to basketball
interesting part is a years long rivalry between "Dr. Detainment" and an opposing player
one of them usually wins
shown a time where the other made a huge spin throw from half-court that nearly went in
opposing rival wouldn't touch it after it bounced off since it would be "burglary"

In a room
big icy hole passage in the wall
suggesting to one guy to go down there looking for maria
although the passage was currently half-melted so it probably wasn't a good idea
Yukari comes in
mention stuff to her
smugly says maria is her witch and she's weak
I said she's different now
see an image of Battler with streaks of white hair and 5 or so other Umineko characters loosely gathered around while crying over their mother
†
had been with some other girl I didn't care for
was in a grocery store when I thought about how Yukari was leaving a room soon and if I didn't go now I wouldn't know where she went
was tempted to buy some kale but ran out as fast as I could
sort of looked down from the store I was in which was on a level about 5 meters above where I wanted to go
I could jump down but I'd just break my legs
ran around
my blue robe falls off of me
I quickly stop by my room to put on a red jumper
I was hearing dismissive voices "he's only a little infinite"
†
saw a large golden eagle of light flying above a mall
throwing out waves of homing light spheres
people saying either the chosen one or God is an eagle
†
said I would want Yukari even if her virginity was taken
†
In someone else's room using a laptop with projector
he comes obviously wanting control so I try to put on something entertaining
hover over /x/
there's one thread with an Erika OP but can't really find anything for him
he takes the laptop
a group of students are at the door with Yukari among them
a teacher in front is holding out panties
thought they might be Yukari's but it was some little girl's he taunted with like I'm a pedo
try and snatch them after a bit in annoyance
Yukari and one guy are leaving off somewhere
I go to join them
†
with a large group of assholes who had crashed a car into a swamp
they talked about calling the cops and blaming it on me or else Yukari
car was either mine or Yukari's
we walk off
go up to Yukari while walking with us
gave sympathy for the way she's treated
later I look up the car which was a "Blaze" model and reported it stolen
†
funeral going on for a mother
they were blaming her death on the father
I printed off the funeral card they were using in my room
picture of Flandre with crosses
†
saw a series of images of Yukari
had disjointed text across them
fit together as "you are my mom"
†
saw image of Yukari dressed in white looking happy
"you have to give up on loving her for her to love you again"

>>41073674
Do you have schizophrenia?

I suggest going to a psychiatrist, I am being serious.

it is i, psychologist yache gyate
i diagnose you with the big schizo

>>41107921
>>41108041
bless

>>41107921
Based

I was told my friend Reimu was coming over. Went outside and saw her at a nearby gate, waving. I waved back, went over maybe hugged, then we walked back.

I go over to a girl with a red visual diary, open it from the right to the last page and see tarot The Devil dressed as Flandre and say "You manifested the wrong reality." I saw The Devil written with a cross T, then white flan also with a cross t.

An enemy was glad about Reimu coming over since he had built up a Christ related corruption post thing.

On the backlawn. I was holding someone who had stabbed Reimu through the heart with a shortsword, the three of us held in place.

Looking for my laptop I find it on the table in front of my dad watching TV with its screen torn off. He says "you talk too much" I snatch the laptop and call him a bitch quietly while walking away, he asks what was that I say it louder then run off

In a classroom, went over to make out with a sketch poster of Yukari but it was gone. I looked over the other smaller pictures on the wall for one of her when two guys show up pulling them down. I laugh and say like I was someone ordering them "quick! glowies!" one of them was a ginger, I think I killed with a sword then put him into a trashcan.

I showed a ruby to Yukari.

Dreams like they're the future. Went down a road until I found a monument to me, looked up it and saw "666" several times, maybe powered up from it, I ran as fast as a car to my property, by the letter box was a stone shelf with lots of figures notably Homer and further along near the end Abe. There wasn't anything like figures representing Yukari, There were violet flowers growing around and in the direction of the shelf. Very sad and gloomy.

Ignoring a girl I thought was just Blacktan. There's a girl teacher I follow through a door, while sort of repeatedly trying to close a sliding door to keep a black cat from following us. I saw the paw of a white cat sticking out of a box don't know if it's alive or dead.

Mention something about my situation to a guy about needing to pray for Yukari to love me again or summon her, he wants to help me out starts ringing, maybe, a green frog bell, thought he might be making fun of me but then I heard a strange signal of sorts from the bell which convinced.

Wanted to fuck an old blonde math teacher just because she was Yukari. Following nearby, have a pipe, faggot next to me "accidentally" bumps into/pokes what I've got packed, though it didn't affect it too much.

Flew around to some place maybe a theater with big lockers behind it. There was a lot of discarded fumos there plus little maid dresses to stick on them. I picked up a Yukari and a Merry fumo.

There was a large residential area that was roadblocked though I wanted to go back there for something.

I posted a thread with a cute chibi Marisa with a scythe, not much like pic, it had a pinned thread pin in the image the comment said "You can take the pin out but you wouldn't be right" then another thread that just had the background the scythe and a couple of small legs by the blade that said "These are benjamin's legs This is a coom offering. There's a lot of Tougoy doujins out there, but when I'm noticed it's gonna be MLG"

I saw an index of Yukari related tags, scrolling through to cross out "strife_in_the_morning"

A thing popped up showing pictures of 8 future relationships I have during my life with the women not looking very good, the fourth one being an affair and the last being a bald guy on a leash. I false awake in bed, nearly laugh but cry out "it's just showing the worst things to motivate me!"

Really desperately crawl from bed to before Venus statue to pray for Yukari, noticing instead of standing marble she's brass and laying on her stomach inside a huge cool shell I found at that roadblocked place with a huge cool fish skeleton beside her with an unusual bone made it made a cross with the spine, also found at the roadblocked place. It had a name plate saying the scientific name then "common carp"

Saw "above my curtain" but it was the sky and above the clouds was Flandre with a scythe. Get told pretty sternly "Now fulfill your role as Mercury." I thought of in the sense of manipulating death and saving Yukari from the underworld. I also guess getting attention is Mercury-like

careful

Cat Orin covered in ash generating things for me that sold for not too much a little over $100 each, another guy checked it and thought it didn't need to be worried about.

Heard a girl say she wasn't interested in girly men

Gem store lady wants to show me her rarest gem. She takes me to the third floor which was a very long large bar room over to the counter which had gems hanging over it. One was a heart which was almost completely transparent but had blue streaks around the sides, it faintly radiated a blue supernova of light. She took it off and we walked over to another spot as she complained about some guys saying it wasn't worth much. I said "maybe it's not that rare." From the other side of the room a girl passes by looking really sad, holding a torch in her left hand that had been put out, I said "that's me if I ask Yukari out"

At a hotel I guess, on a middle roof with a gun shooting at a tank that had made its way to the top floor of one branch. I shot but thought it wasn't working but holes would appear in it that I thought I could maybe get a shot through, another guy shows up beside me and seems to think they're not working but realise it might too. Tank crashes into a girl's tank at the far left side then after a bit he got out since it didn't matter, the "adrenochrome", a bunch of red fluid in his tank, would flood into the girls tank after all. Me and the other guy show up beside him blaming him but he says it's our fault for not defending properly.

Saw a game by ZUN. It was a single canyon area, like a tube around a rocket that I was about half-way down looking up from. Seemed Zeldaish, there was a sword stuck in the ground with an orange coloured grip at the start at the top, and a lot of other orange things. There was also a lot of purple things. I thought it looked really nice.

I see two sassy black girls who fight a lot at some school desks. One of them seems to always have a good thing to say. Someone says one of them usually scores a point for each thing they say. I go over to hospital bed that was a part of the room to fetch something, I say "I wish I usually scored a point for each thing I say" they seem genuinely sympathetic and say they did too. I said it again out of frustration as I started leaving, making them laugh. One the way out I thought "but it's not like I'd trade omniscient dreams for it". I start to leave the building, which I remember is really tall, from the stairs, then walk back to the elevator as I see someone I recognise as an annoying faggot get in just before me, he tries to shut the door as soon as he's in but I managed to make it, and stand off to the side in wariness of him opening the door and casting me out.

The adrenochrome kills the girl, the arguing is about who got her killed.

zzz

>>41115583
fuck off crossie

In a room of glowies. I set up black underwear that had red and blue lining around each leg hole at the front, then picked up a cat trying to get it to go through it, but I wasn't too successful. The others were annoyed at me so I lift. Out the back door a dog runs from my dad up to me, excited, my dad was annoyed saying he hadn't seen it in 10 years

I saw a card, a girl in white with a sword. Saw text saying she confronted the Clockwork Master and compared pictures of what happened to a magician's stageshow and couldn't tell the difference. It told me not hold back on posting the darkness of my dreams, and that I'm going to become a tyrant the rules this place, like it would be important then. The sword lady card was a 9 of Swords, 'tyrant" made me think 10 of Wands.

In a place that had marble pillars. With others, looking at a magazine, a girl comes in and gets pissed off, seeing a lewd page. She walks for the exit as I chase, maybe showing her something else, towards the start of the zine was 5 or 6 full body shots of girls in outfits that were KFC related.

I saw a little game map split into 5 land portions. In the middle was a big Yukari with a sword, the left and right bits had similar Yukaris. Top had a small insect-user Yukari with a larger girl, the bottom either had a chibi welcoming Yukari or a Reimu. I thought middle Yukari's eyes should be orange but then thought violet is actually ok.

I was in a game split into portions, split between a few people, one of them called "oh my god" It had little towns/areas to control in each, I went off to the right and took over one weakly defended area in a woods. The guy who controlled that portion came after me angrily. I hid beside a couch with a little flashlight, also something I don't remember which I made sure to hide. He finds me, I flash the light in his face, he says he's letting me off because I'm sleepy but he wants to fight me, then left. I thought he wouldn't talk shit if I had muscles, saw an image of a tall buff Flandre. I went out again, I didn't really have any place in any of the positions, "top" was just water with a guy there being an asshole. I thought "fuck it" and tried to swim underwater to claim that as my position, but the swimming guy badgered me.

need more power

Saw Yukari fused with Flan, her hair changed to the colour of her wings, and flames or clouds the same colour on her BKGS, though she held it to her right unlike what I've drawn.

Saw Yukari who walked past without paying me any attention. Then another Yukari passed and reacted to seeing me before passing. I wondered if she actually still loves me.
False awake in bed, thinking it's probably a test.

>>41157026
And this is to go further beyond

I went into my brother's room and stole his weed. Came back later and he was acting pissed off telling me to go away.

Looking over my desk with steroid needles thinking about my muscle obsessed brother, that he's right, muscles are everything.

Invaded at Pontiff. There was an onion host with two phantoms. I walked past the phantoms and hit the host with a weapon I don't remember, until his tear popped. I threw a shiv and it looked like it hit but didn't as he rolled off the ledge into the arena. I followed but he had run around the curve of the wall so I couldn't shiv, so he healed. Then I hit him again and he died. I heard one of his phantoms say he was going to kill me, he rolled over with Millwood repeater glitch, I just kept backstepping to dodge it, one of the phantoms saying something about me backstepping.

In my room. A little girl comes in and sits sideways on my lap, so she's to my right. I put my arm around her. She says "Hey, some of us actually believe everything you say. Oh...I can't believe this mess!" then hopped off my lap and left the room. An older girl sits on my lap to my left. I put my arm around her and she recoiled. I said "Oh, sorry..." I see a username starting with "Caesar" and finish my sentence "Caesarean" she says "Hey!" I check the full username "Caesartopia" and say "Oh, sorry. I'm the Caesarean."

Walked out my backdoor. I thought Yukari might have sex with my brother just to spite me, thought about how sex is like fusing your souls, turned up to the sky and said "Why God?" Two little red-black velociraptors came from the neighbour's house over to me. I was cautious but saw they were friendly and gave them pats.

Saw someone playing Minecraft with a NPC Zelda beside him and was told I better start playing that too.

Saw a guy next to a spider's web that had Flandre caught in it.

Saw a message talking about having traced where some guy's money comes from and it was fake stuff from an Indian pay machine. Saw a thread I made with Miko as OP talking about this, with the first line of text being in a script of eyes looking in different directions.

Playing a King of the Hill game. My team cleared out one area the enemies were holding, then we were looking for the next place. Heard a little girl talk shit to me. I checked a big cave, saw them far away downwards. I transformed into a dragon and starting flying down there, an opposing dragon appeared so I turned myself invisible, landed beside the enemies and breathed fire on them. The little girl said "It's not my fault, it's Nickelodeon and Maldelorean's!"

Along a walkway I overtake a guy walking a dog, it runs up to me and I vigorously pet it, guy didn't seem amused.

Local food court, the curry shop has a big TV screen that Remilia appeared on before it showed blocks falling down, large at first but quickly depleting and not being worth much. A couple of others laughed it off, while I still watched with interest.

In a fight with a girl in plate armour who guarded heavily, fought for a while, she used a grab that I retreated back from but there was a janky hitbox so I got caught and then hit several times killing me. I said "what a lucky bitch" and instantly pressed for a rematch, with my character on the select screen turning into The Devil. I guess it's because I didn't yet tell off this retarded reply >>41173639 like the glowies' castrated shambling corpse of a Yukari thread means anything, too busy thinking of a reply to the rest of the thread's stupid shitposts since my dreams said it's enough to corrupt my thread with just them sticking their feet in like that, and that I should write cuckoldry for them. I really don't know what my dreams are expect me to write.

On a floating island, fighting a monhun elder dragon that was the first one you encounter after entering high rank, similar to a Kushala but with lightning. It did an attack where it flew far away and created paper talismans that came after me so I flew over to another island that had a cave on it and hid deep inside to avoid them.

On a floating island I saw three starter pokemon I saw something like a tokebi one and another was an orange ape and thought "It has to be that one". Orange being the dragon's colour, I think it probably means making a thread where you cannot tolerate other faggots.

In my room had some black mould on my altar that would cost a bit of money to remove, then thought about the mould in my bathroom being like a nightmare dimension.

Came into a lounge and there was a tv hooked up to my laptop but someone took the sd card out, and there was a picture of another room with black mould in it. There were several people around in the room hiding under sleeping bags, I kicked the nearest one and asked if they were my brother, the voice of a girl who seemed to be on his side said no.

Friend of mine walking around, sees me and smiles saying "haha, you got smashed" like I was knocked out in that game. I said "yeah yeah, I've started fighting back" he said yeah but the way I do it isn't really proper, then described what I was supposed to do.

There was also one dream with me as Nozomu going out on a stage, don't remember well, think it was something good though.

>>41115583
>based
Leave

.

oh?

autosage?

retry

I was holding onto Yukari, a guy nearby pointed calling her the Throne of Want.

Walked down a giant beautiful corridor to one end, saw some furniture but nothing really, turn back, walk all the way down, see a giant red cushioned bed but nobody there, walking back, hear Yukari who's writing at a desk on the left side say "Do you want to rack up more debt?" I said no, she says "Do you want more Microsoft headhunters after you?" I said no she says "Then prove it! Overcome all of this! Then you can have the sex bed."

I was having sex with Yukari, her lying down. There was a girl next to her who I patted on the head in the midst of this, Yukari rears up saying "Hey!" I assure her I mean it all for her by looking her in the eyes for a while until she accepted it.

I was punching a guy in the face with a ruby ring.

At the stands of a stadium next to Yukari. She mentions my jewels and I only had a large yellow one but split in half. She laughs like it represents my balls, she has her own jewelry so I laugh and she does too and tells me to shut up. Something went on with some guys tossing a ball on the left half of the field, then I saw a cute sea angel girl with a short skirt who couldn't throw the ball very far go onto the right side which made me excited but I tried not to look at her in case Yukari was jealous. Thinking about the general situation, I told Yukari "it hurts" then was about to ask "what am I expected to write?" but wake up.

Yukari was being cold, facing away from me, I called out "Ass! Ass! Ass!" and she seemed happy and smiled.

On a raised platform, someone was clinging to a pole below that I pissed on and laughed about. Someone climbed up to me by another pole with a black T-shirt with text about their team on it.

Yukari drove around to my place, I got excited running out the window with a ruby, maybe like I was going to have sex with her, she told me to knock it off, I pulled out a sheet that had a few lines about a high school friend CJ and his friends making something for me that's awesome, one line ended talking about Marge, and maybe something about the ruby.

>>41182623
this

bruh

zz

Saw /x/ as a place beside a river with little spots representing the thread positions, with page 1 and maybe 2 having a bunch of happy mushrooms sprouting around them, then an overpass, then the rest. In the river was Reimu and Sanae swimming in bikinis. I was underwater, one sidetie of Sanae's bottoms had come undone, I stuck my hand out as she passed over me thinking they would snag easily, but instead I had to pull them off her, as she shouts "Fuck!" and notices me. Nearby are Reimu's bottoms which fell off, I took them too then swam off. I came to a large round reservoir across which was where I wanted to escape to, but whatever was at the bottom of the water there scared me so I left the water and flew. I maybe saw Sanae coming after me, I thought I was safe but then remembered I could be taken to a Lion Court, so I was hurrying away.

I made a thread on /x/ with a picture of Reimu and Sanae in the water. First line of OP read "Even swimming around I manage to act like a clown" Someone made a post partway through annoyed with me for letting my thread slide, since it was near the bottom. Maybe I was going to try and get Yahtzee Croshaw to make a video about me.

/x/fag made a gif of me either as or with an ocelet, there was a picture of /x/town with the cat moving through the river, maybe with purple pixels around it. I was impressed by his meme creation skills. There was another image of the ocelot meeting with an eagle at a shore.

Something about cleaning up /jp/, I was tempted to just leave it to a black Jesus guy who was in my kitchen.

In my brother's room. I put on stuff for a while, he said something to me, I finished, he called me a bitch for ignoring what he said, I spat on him and left, then remembered my blanket was missing, came back even though I spat on him to check his cupboard, he just stood there, I found my lion blanket, then left.
I said "The great thing about Touhou is that it's an ordinary world like ours." to some guys I was with. There was a big group of Touhous sitting together, we noticed many clones amongst them, especially many Akyuus, which scared us a little, the Touhous rearranged into originals and clones. I was sitting off to the left of this group, there was a tengu like Aya but only black and white, no autumn strip, with a newspaper, we exchanged looks, then I put an eyemask, she came around and left a baseball on my head, then I took the mask off and we looked at eachother again. Then there was a little personified object that came up to me with it's own game, though it was annoying.

At a party, backyard. Youmu says she's going to sleep, the guys with me give little goodbyes like "night" or "cya", then I said "Good night, Youmu." She says "Good night, Benjamin." and goes inside, I turn to the others, flash double peace signs and roll my eyes up for an instant, we laugh and go inside, someone left at a table says "Haha, Benjamin became a woman" which I laughed off.

Outside, watching as a guy fucks a girl while another guy holds an unconscious girl, who looked like Yukari except her hat didn't have the infinity bow, against her. There's a kid next to me who's awestruck at how beautiful she is. After they're done I climb up on a thing, saying "Ok, let's go save Yukari" someone says "*Now* you call her Yukari" Then a girl with a Yukari fumo tucked it into the hollow of a tree, as I watched from another. She very carefully wrapped it up in layers of spiderwebs, looking around constantly, I thought she could see me looking at her since if I can watch my head's definetly peeking out. Then me and others burst into a building, they took Yukari out of one room and we left. We took her to a portal and put her in, but she just disappeared and the rest of us had to go back on foot, which in the dream I thought was an overused cliche and said "Damnit, I can't believe I'm in a show this cheesy." I to a lawn place within a school grounds, there was a guy ahead of me who used all different kinds of religion's symbols randomly, though there were a lot of hamsas on his chain of charms, he would flash one and make a whistle sound like a cartoon character acting unsuspicious, making me wonder if it's brainwashing.

There was a /jp/ thread with Beatrice but with Virgilia's hair colour pointing a sword down towards the POV, comment approximately said "I saved my mother." There was another thread with a seven stakes OP, I said, or maybe it said "Lucifer wins by default." who was in the foreground facing at bottom left, then I said "but Leviathan's also good" who was in the foreground middle/right, probably drawn taking up more space than Lucifer, then there was the other stakes looking smaller taking up the top right.

I was on warosu making Koishi ghost posts.

On the toilet, Altaar's dog was down the hall watching maybe smugly, I was just keeping my feet up without touching the pee stains on the floor, and wanted to write something on the door, like "I don't care" except it came out as a strange double word, something nice about girls. Thought came to me saying that having sex with Reimu and Yukari feels really good.

Asked out a girl who looked like Renko who worked at Boost Juice, I wanted to give her the hat, and also remain platonic cause I want to give it to Yukari, and thought that I'm like Merry.

I met with a girl called Eilienen who looked like Yukari, maybe at meeting where she was talking. I sharted while bending over, nobody visibly reacted, I quickly left to a bathroom, thinking "so that's today's bad luck" thinking of the one I drew from http://www.shi-yaku-jin-no-hokora.org/omikuji.html yesterday like this https://files.catbox.moe/a88ycw.png but with three dai-kyô and one of the other bad luck ones.

In the shower. I stopped it after a while wanting to put on Palabra Mi Amor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnUnkR2-0KA I looked at youtube but wasn't sure of the videos I was seeing, the lengths varying, the one at the top had an anime girl and credits on the thumbnail, one was "Mod:<name>"

...

I came across Sakuya outside near a Mcdonalds, we got excited and hugged hard, rubbing eachother's backs since we had a lot of stress locked up in our spines. I thought about how she's one of my "fated girls" because she's one of ones I thought of when told I wouldn't be believed if I tried to claim more than 8 wives. I walk with her to a gas station, she hints at something, I say "What, you've had sex before?" she says yeah, and asked me to guess her age when, I say "16" she says "Close, 15" I say "Ha. I'm *so* right." she says "Haha, I thought you hated or feared the gay" I thought "Oh, I definitely hate it."

I was told as an early Christmas present a superhero would go around killing people.

I was told Executioner's Chariot with a golden wing and cross would dispel curses.

In a room, I shouted "Fuck!" thinking some people next door would help, then went in there to say "Fuck!" again to see if they would help, noticing Reimu among them.

>>41214616
You can just make a new thread if the current one archives, and it doesn't come off as forced bumping.

>>41223822
Insight resets to 0.

>>41223822
Do you really think a cut and paste low quality spammer gives a fuck?

>>41223957
Where are they cut and pasting it from?
Quality is one thing but copypasta reposting is actually something you could report if you cared so much.
Also this thread has like one or two posts a day, what in the world is the post speed required for you to consider it spamming? Yeah it's just him but it's slow as fuck, looks like the opposite of spamming.

>>41223987
It is cut and pasted from his spam folder. He pastes the same long garbage shitposts over and over and over. That is spamming. Check the archives. There is a reason why some of his threads have 20-30 Ips and every post is his.

I wish I had some satisfying Yukari spam.

My long trash-or-treasure Godposts are never the same. Spamming only if you stretch the term. My IP resets every couple of days, accounts for some of that. Cry about it.

Shit or chocolate.

>>41224186
You cut and paste the same thing and maybe on occasion change one word you shit face cockmaster.

>>41224078
>Check the archives.
I actually did check strings from several posts on warosu before making that comment and each time they only pull up the post in this thread, so the search is working and they seem OC unless it's being copied from another unknown site. Also, it wouldn't make sense for Eilienen to do a "..." bump if he could very well just use a copypasta (unless they didn't want to break the illusion of it being a once-a-night thing).
>He pastes the same long garbage shitposts over and over and over.
Not the same as far as a I can tell, but he does consistently make long posts which you find to garbage shitposts.
>There is a reason why some of his threads have 20-30 Ips and every post is his.
Dynamic IPs from his ISP would be my first assumption. It's not like he's trying to samefag since he clearly puts on a trip, and this doesn't seem like something someone needs to evade bans over if that's what you're implying.

Like man I think you are just calling it copypasta spam because those two things in particular can actually get someone banned, and you feel compelled to try and get him banned instead of just telling him his 2hu dream diary is shit you don't like and then hiding the thread.

>>41224308
The way I checked on warosu was just to search for about one sentence of text, so if he was just changing one word it would be very unlikely I would be hitting the string with that word change 10+ times in a row.
If the ideas and concepts seem eerily familiar from previous posts or just not completely original in plot, characters, and ideas that is deadass normal for some people's dreams.
This thread clearly isn't your thing, but I don't see it doing anything wrong beyond that.

>>41224333

I can't believe this thread is autosaging again... those damn glowies...

Oh no, a mosquito.

Pass by a couch with a bitch, I figure the recent bitch, sitting with a big black guy. I was a bit disgusted, thinking "Yeah, she would." I was standing nearby, shit all over the floor, shit covered idiots all around, one bumping into me. I did something that got the police called, they did something, then I ran towards a hallway with tons of glass double doors but they pointed a gun at me so I put my hands up.

Told I fucked up with this thread split but I can put it back on track with a "princess gem"

In a school cafeteria. I go up to one table about to say something about her liking black guys but someone told me off for being too crass, then I said "Ok. How about "Trick or treat, I'm stealing your candy" and they said that was good.

Looked at my threadwatcher which has a post in basically every Touhou thread, and over half of them had died while I was asleep.

In a class. Teacher mentioned a couple of girls were better than me at "Touhou" then corrected himself "Women" like they were too old. I had posted an image of her, on the floor in a messy room, there was a Pinky Pie picture on the floor near her, and several MLP posters around, I wondered if mods would delete it, also said "I'm going to fuck her."

Dark Souls, had enough free space to equip slightly heavier gloves, the armour inventory was cool because there was text besides all the pieces for which ones were heavier, lighter, same, or too heavy, other stats. I picked "Patches' Gloves" near the top, but then saw I could fit slightly heavier ones near the bottom that had a strange text image description saying "I don't need your Moundmakers" a character facing away from that covenant behind him towards a mound of skulls.

Someone posted a Makima cuckoldry image OP, another guy said to him "That's ok but you should have had the guy in the image" and some other pointer. I had posted a Makima thread on /a/, saying "My futa wife." Saw another Makima thread, saw someone annoyed and replying to another, checked it and saw a futa copypasta about me and Makima. I felt like replying "*twiddles fingers* Excellent."

At Firelink Shrine, near the Bonfire, maybe it was like a lounge. There was several black shadowy clouds basically humanity shaped but no white talking shit about me off somewhere, a giant black cloud, who was an ancient lord, came by saying something against them, went past me off towards Andre's side then came back with an image with lots of text below it, saying "The Age of Dark is actually survivable, one can amass enough souls to burn indefinitely." I wanted to see how this lord fights because I heard he fights completely honorably and doesn't use any kind of low blows.

Playing Demon's Souls Remake, 2-2, the lava cave. I was in the middle of an NPC questline, thinking "Oh, they actually added this in the remake?" An old man wanted me to kill a giant bugbear false ruby. I entered a giant lava place, a lot of those hard to kill big bugbears around, "false rubies", though these looked like bugbears if they had a hollow sticking out of the top and lots of undead limbs around the front dragging them around. A giant waterfall poured down rapidly solidifying the lava, as the smaller bugbears all ran off and hid under the lava, while one massive one was left behind. I was Flan, I hit it with a spinning somersault slash with BKGS while thinking "I wish I knew how to do the 4chan post equivalent of this"(Though I guess it's that Thor die nigger post). After that the old man shows up and uses a huge long death curse to finish it off, though the thing was dying really slowly, the exp was flowing like red aura into the old man, I didn't want him to hog it all, so I did Flandre's crush to kill it some more, absorbing a small share, as it completely died. I walked a little, noticing myself reflected on a wall, Flandre in a nice pose like it wanted me to draw it, standing holding a scythe in her left arm, a couple of vespoids with vague mosquito features showing up by my side. I couldn't see the scythe blade so I zoomed out, it burned with scarlet flames like it got powered up. I moved a little, then my reflection turned into a male Flan, who looked like a stocky viking, a big beard that had a shrunken head dangling, I noticed it was my sister's head, also my beard had a few pieces missing so it dangled by three attached chunks which was a little painful.

Saw threadwatcher had a Yukari thread at the top saying I wont get away with just something, something and hump posting anymore.

Woke up to 100+ replies in my Yukari thread, scrolling through them, a lot of non-image response, a few nice pictures of her, one great image of her coming out of a gap with overlapping movement frames the width of her arms so she looked like a centipede, one post half-way through smugly saying something about me not being able to maths mark all of this like that's replying with dreams, I thought "totally not suspicious glowies" then thought maybe I've got attention.

Outside my dad's shed, I went over to a silver or green reel mower excitedly, grabbed the handlebars and kicked the reel down to rev it up until it started hovering. I flew into the shed, my dad with me laughingly says he'll give me some gold coins. I wondered if he would think my avatar looks cool, flipping through my phones there were pictures of a hardened Youmu with a left eye patch.

I was on a battleground and wanted to use a Kikyo arrow or call Kikyo, something like that.

I came out of my dad's grimy shed and looked up at the blue sky to pray to God for Yukari to be mine.

Lisa and Bart running to go do something like show their love for Marge, into a house in front of a TV Bart was fiddling with. Lisa said possessed with Marge's voice something about emergence.

In my brother's room watching him play a shooter. He goes over to a soldier crouching in shadow and unloads a magazine into his side, though there's no reaction, then after a moment time's about to run out so he just tosses himself off a cliff, then "Victory" appears on screen. I wondered "Is this a good or a bad thing?" while leaving the room.

Maybe things will get interesting.

>>41073674
Listen to this, it will either make your schizophrenia worse or you will be cured
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqZZwrc-BNM

School place, a hallway leads down to a large class, with another classroom behind its whiteboard side. I'm standing around in the back class looking at my phone when Yukari comes in and over to me, basically acting like I'd sorted things out and annoyedly saying that's what I get for talking to my sister like a brat. We leave the room, she shows me a mirror and I looked a bit thicker and somewhat resembled Jacob.

Saw Umaru from /dsg/ posting on /jp/.

Saw an enemy Yukari thread posted saying they were switching to submarine attacks.

One guy said I had the Ace of Hearts, Yukari said actually it's the Throne of Hearts.

Go over to a tower representing the ToH, Allan Harper comes over with a big bowl of Charlie's semen he was happy to find, and was sad about him being dead. Then I see him in a kitchen cooking with it.

Walking with Yukari, from the back class, she's showing some lineup of traits with pictures, red coloured, I remember "The protagonist is a girl" "She's weak" Leads me into a room, there's a guy in a bed at the back so I want to complain but she says he'll be cool and not gay, calls me Diego, then leaves me at the desk. I laughed thinking about it as "Deungay" though wondered if that was a double negative.

>>41240491
What makes you think I understand German?

>>41245674
Before all of these one where he let his Yukari thread die and was instead going to do something as Sanae while climbing a mountain.

>>41073674
beautiful dream

Let Benjamin speak, vile demon!

In a lounge room with Yukari. Can't remember what she said, moves away, I pick up something like netting, eating green stuff inside it, peeling out white stuff. F Yukari comes over, looks at discarded white stuff like yeah you better avoid that. First time I've ever seen her with another Yukari.

Driving around following someone, vaguely maybe Yuuka, who escaped by driving around crazily, crashing into a river, then sneakily driving out of it into a nearby parking place, as I watched with someone from across the river laughing at the sneaky driving.

In a school or shed, there was a Jewish lady teacher off at the other end, guy next to me said something about them and some really rare expensive things they want. I hid in a space in the side of the room and covered myself in peacock feathers like I'm trying to hide, she notices me and gets me to come with her, talking about something.

At an large estate maybe a school, one building started erupting with slime, some people panicking saying it was a blob monster. I ran to a house about a kilometer away from the school, thinking maybe I can survive hiding out in here, I look at the outside of the garage door and it has a bunch of windows, I look at the blob monster which was turning into a spinning dark tower, thought there's no way this house survives it, looking around I go up a couple of floors into one room that was hooked up to a mech with multiple person cockpits, middle and right were already occupied, middle guys notices me says "hold on", left cockpit comes down, I go inside and it launches, immediately I'm around buildings at a different place, I try to fly but a ton of wind sends me flying over to a treeline before a body of water, maybe held back by the trees, as I hear the refrain of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i66vG_DU8E noticeably remixed voice, while also thinking about another dream I had before: I went with classmates to a fort, inside was a school building with many levels, eventually noticed the building starts slowly melting, I realise somehow that it's an insect nest that's sensed us and is beginning to hatch, desperately I tried to quickly escape the building, then fly away, as it crumbled together and exploded with giant maggots, bigger than orcas, I was definitely caught, then rewinded time to just before we set foot in the fort, I flew away and the nest immediately explodes, a wave of brown sludge and giant maggots flying after at me at great speeds as I barely avoid it.

>>41224600
Anon what the fuck are you spaniard?

Thought about the entertainment industry producing art just for money and horrifying/sickening implications.

There was a Yukari soda that had "Eilienen" branded around the bottom which I enjoyed seeing.

I go up to a van with a female teacher and others, saw four things three being the image I requested and one with no image, maybe taunting.

In a desert looking off in a direction that Yukari was lost in, saying "Will she ever come back?" teacher comes out of van next to me dismissing me as crazy saying I have desert sickness, another girl comes out saying I probably had sex with my rubber self, I looked at the sun in another direction, either rising or setting, shining through mostly blocked by clouds.

I picked up a girl and jumped into the sky, landing in another area, I think a city I didn't like, I jumped again and held my arms out like wings to soar a little before landing, maybe near van because someone didn't care for what I was doing while I said it's the most romantic thing.

Maybe I was being used a bait, I went up to a townsperson and used Black Crystal which left a faint white ring around me after its usual visual effect, wondering if it was going to send me home, the guy in front of me says alright and spins around unchameleoning into a stingray man(vertical with legs) holding a rapier behind himself, walked over to a nearby spot and said he'll teach me to fight, I notice I'm a different sea creature with a rapier, I walk over, there's a farmer slumped against a nearby wall who scoops up some purple soil(all the town's dirt was purple, maybe a faint purple miasma in the air) complaining to me that the poison's even reached the town's center.

Don't die

In a classroom a teacher tells me I right now I get a 12(out of 25) for my subjects, I ask if that's a pass thinking it probably needed to be 12.5 at least, she said it wasn't.

In a class, maybe biology, doing very well.

Male character that could split into four, think it was an actual cartoon's character but I don't remember.

Blonde girl maybe "a kind of" Yukari, gave me a ring like a shell, I was pretty sure it was a pearl ring I wasn't sure which part was pearl though, and that I was given it because I have Sun in Cancer

I see a guy beside a place being denied because he only has a girl avatar.

On top of a place, looking over something vaguely like a bowling alley with a guy and a girl there. Giorno was next to me and backs off saying this part is Golden Wind and whoever crosses with me now will become enslaved, sits over at a nearby school desk with a book that said "ENSLAVE" on it.

At a place "opposite" that place, there was an opening song by SOAD with them maybe repeatedly screaming "GET ON THE FENCE, NIGGER!" like the last line of Mr. Jack, someone told me check out the opening that goes with it which had something to do with Warcraft.

Also at opposite place maybe, fighting with a guy by smacking a red/blue crescent on the ground back and forth , small crowd to the left.

At a department store/school, climbed up a tower of stacked objects that was near the front there was a girl behind me, I was wondered if she was waiting for her turn, I hastily scribbled "GIFT" on the front of a bunch of school documents and threw them over into the teachers/reception desk, then toppled the tower into a little spot I wanted to land in.

There were two girls, they both represented water, I gave them names, one had a V in their name, the other might have been envious.

A guy comes up to me and he wants to guess which animal I represent, I give away the answer "Earthworm" just as he guesses "Worm" and he's happy about how right he is.

I try not to dwell on dreams since that one where I ran to Youmu, held her by the shoulders and desperately said 'que te quiero' again and again only to be thrown in Hell again
>>41240491
>>41107921
>>41108041
Pic related
>>41278145
You should play Maggot Baits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhFABTm6OUQ

Saw something like a worst case scenario. I false awake wanting this not to happen, looking for something to pray to God with, thinking of a cross. In my sister's room is one blackish grey cat I've had, I pat it, it closes its eyes and purrs.

See Star and Luna have got a couple of assholes hanging around them, I'm looking to pair up with Sunny, maybe she also got taken.

I was outside naked, had wandered to nearby property hiding from some people wandering around, was thinking of going back home while it was still early in the morning. Saw a symbol like it was God telling me to draw it, not remembered well, what I do remember basically looks like a cat's paw, but take it with a grain of salt. https://files.catbox.moe/s5ymdk.png

Cartman in a bathroom with a piece of wood over to the door like he's barring others from entering, maybe he posted a female version of himself.

Just got done pounding my personal onahole, yukari yakumo
Since she's a hag she's not as tight as she could be, but the gaps make up for it
Now off to see my side bitch, jacketko

>>41282691
Sorry nigger here's the only 2hu who's ur onahole/bitch.

I can't believe Yukari Yakumo has been cheating on you all this time...

>>41285399
Watch out, your man faced wife might run off on you...

>>41073674
What if Reimu molested you during your schizophrenic episode? What would you do?

>>41285956
I would nakadashi her and enjoy it.

>>41286058
After realizing that you enjoyed it, she takes it up to twenty third degree and shoves her magic stick with strings up your anus un-lucubrated as it pierces your rectum and disembowels you. As you scream in agony, she emasculates you with her spell card and tackles you onto the rough wooden floor and shouts "Die little nigger! The ku klux klan is getting bigger!"

Your response?

>>41286248
I would shake my head a little and wonder what the fuck I just hallucinated whilst cooming.

x

With Remilia and Sakuya, except it's in my brother's room so you should know who they are. There was something written on the door, like before with the curse marks but this was a pamphlet with questions, one about the Ship of Theseus had made me anxious. I go out the window jumping onto and walking on the brick wall railing, repeatedly saying "I've shown the pontiff a lot of fear, but very little compared my fear of when I die." and thought in the dream about posting that line as a thread along with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roemgZLz3M0 also thought of one dream I had of death, where I was standing knee deep in water, a waist-high wave comes crushing me with fear but it passes harmlessly and I thought "Oh." Sakuya pops out of the room with a little bottle of stored night, a note that the room itself is night coloured blue. I'm left alone with Remi who wraps a wing around my head so I'm looking her in the face, she wants me to actually see her, shapeshifts looking like a girl livestreamer, before my dad's cambodian bangmaid comes in fiddling with something, Remi getting up to point her out of the room.

I'm off outside somewhere, grass car park. A guy tells me I should avoid Reimu right now because of really bad luck, also mentions my dad having a stroke as he gets in the car, I thought he was wrong but then remembered him having a heart attack in my brother's room, get in the backseat.

Reimu is in a room "opposite" my brother's room. She gets annoyed about that bad luck thing I guess, because she made a post in this thread replying to everyone except me with four letters, name of a not-CIA/FBI glow agency. Someone replied back with a "woah! haha"

In a classroom, mentioning something about "The D principle", there's a bitch on the other side of the room saying she's not afraid of the D, there's images at front that updated, because that bitch's posts apparently have a high influence on this board an image for her was on the board, of Rainbow Dash. I thought well if I get some attention I'll take up that board.

I'm sitting with Mike on my right, sunlight shining upon me, but still not convinced that I have God on my side enough, seeing something that's also a symbol of God, and want to go buy one. A magazine producer comes over wanting to take pictures of me and Mike, she poses extremely well while I don't bother much since I don't want to come across as happy when I'm not. The producer leaves saying something about Mike being too good for them to use. I do a thing where I poked Mike's nails with my fingertips and got them caught, pulling them away a little painfully. She takes my hand and demonstrates how to properly unhook the claws before pulling. I notice we've got another girl sitting next to use, Rainbow Dash tattoo, dyed hair and shit, think "Ew. Yeah I bet she wouldn't like me."

In a class, I've got a cross, a guy fucks with it maybe tosses it away, gives me a multipen. He looks to a kid to his right, wondering why he wasn't smiling. I said "As if he'd smile at you interfering with someone whose cause God ordains." I take off the top of the multipen then pull out the various ink tubes, have one facing up while the others are held sideways so it's like a pen cross.

On a couch. Yukari comes up to me asking if I was the one who lost something attached to a keychain behind a hearth, I remembered it was me so I admitted it think she might let me off easy for honesty. She pulls out a page that had angry eyes drawn on it and like 15 different notes on shit I've fucked up, adding it to the list. I thought "Can't she just pull it out through a gap?"

In a room.I'm holding up a page in front of a hearth, but it burns over when I hold it too close. I go over to a bench, Meiling comes into the room saying "Oh well, lets make another" grabbing some dough, rolling and flattening it. I said "Hey, wash your hands first." She gives a annoyed-about-being-scolded response, saying "Yeah, yeah." in a dumb voice. She starts talking about something, her boobs are big and there's a lot of cleavage so I rest my head in them thinking I'll listen like that, but enter baby mode upon contact and get lost in another world for a minute, then pull my head out like "What?" she laughs like she'll repeat for me, while I thought I really wish I could embrace Yukari's breasts. Meiling mentions something being ok, a couple of water streams coming from the hearth side, one coloured and one clear.

In a tall building. An old guy gives me a page telling me to finish it and it'll help manifest Yukari. Looked like an abomination vaguely resembling Rainbow Dash, I bring this up and he says I can redraw it as I like, then leaves. I accidentally dropped it into a pot of gravy like that was the manifestation stuff, it makes a weird noise, I wash it off and bring it to the guy, he tells me to burn it so I did.

I go up to him later, there's a Yu-gi-oh! card with a cute short white haired girl on it, basically Youmu's hair, thought this guy had given me girls before and she might pop up in my dreams. Later me and another guy think this old guy is secretly Planner, we come up to him among an audience and like a couple of geniuses we point at him and call "Planner!" repeatedly. He seems confused, I thought if he was actually Planner he'd maybe turn into his true form and kill us, but maybe he doesn't want to disturb the balance. The old guy says he's Dracula, bringing out a golden axe saying he got sealed as an axe a couple of times, then held it up which binded me in gold chains alongside Yukari who was on the floor next to me all of a sudden. He takes me to a balcony and says "Ok, there's two things, first thing is..." Yukari, still on the floor, looked annoyed as if she wanted to say the first thing is unbinding us, which he did. Then he said "Second thing is, about manifestation..." stopping there looking like he doesn't want to tell me, Yukari also looks like she's got something I don't want to her, I thought "What, I'll manifest Rainbow Dash?" Yukari, still on the floor, says "Your dreams are gasps of eternity, but to other people it's not like that" Dracula maybe says I'll manifest her but she won't be right. I left, then came back in a minute saying "What, do I need 30 Yukari mastery and 30 Concentration mastery to be able to manifest her correctly?" I had just leveled up to ~3 Yukari mastery earlier, 30 was max. He doesn't get to answer because someone was climbing up the side of the building next to us, some guards coming out after him.

I was standing in front on a couch with a couple of kids sitting on it, one girl one boy. I notice coming from another room was a hideous mutant creature, "dingo" came into my head, orange fur, had multiple limbs like a spider, also a pig snout, eyes like a predator. I urged the kids to run away, pointing at that thing, the boy gets up ready to go, the girl remains sitting, I urge her some more.

>>41291696
But the girl was just too fat to stand up.

位1 was her?

I think it was the Mike dream, after looking at the gross woman I turned around and saw several people standing around a big cake on the floor, shaped like a guy collapsed face down with a white shirt, black pants and jacket, with someone wanting to take the jacket part off it.

I sleep.

Mostly dark shit, not that bad relatively but I'll only tell it if dreams tell me to.
Other than one bit where I was told to go fuck with someone's car/room, I stood outside it and whipped through the walls with Witch's Locks, fucked up shit including whatever was in the little container below the radio, then left. As I was leaving I saw two little figures of my "mom" and "dad", the mom recently added. On the right was the Grim Reaper, holding a scythe in his right hand with a cross to his left, on the left was a similarly hooded figure holding a scythe in her right hand with a red loveheart to her left. I was told people really wanted to play as them, especially mom, because of the way they died being so terrible.

bumpu

Enter a boss fight, little grassy area with four horsemen Yukaris riding around, couldn't be damaged normally I had to lure them onto a brazier upon a little raised area. I died to one, it turned around and pawed back with one leg tossing dung pies where I died which made me laugh. I respawned, my healing/consumables didn't regenerate.

I was told mashallah/inshallah posting is glowie cuck posting in some way.

I took a shower which was washing off cuckoldry or something, I got out, went over to a door that had a dial above it, two tiny slices of it were orange and represented cuck posts that they liked me to reply to since it apparently makes it worse, I guess this shit? >>41282691 >>41285399 I punched the slices off the dial, then put the guy who posted them in a sleeper hold, dragged him around a little, then tossed him on the floor and punched his face several times, then said "Bitch. Why?"

In a car, pulling out of a place, a kid nearby talks some shit, quite likely the wriggleposter in my Yukari thread, I called him a little bitch as I drove by. A voice says something, I say "I think that response is good enough."

In a carpark, half of the parks have been cleared out, which isn't good enough, I said "Wish I had a trumpet to blow on to get people's attention." I hang with someone next to a column, picking out little bits of green stuff stuck to the sides of an icecream container. I call out to a guy on the far end of the park saying "Whatever, I'm just going to be sitting next to Mike." as I put on the container's lid, he comes over and I show him there's a picture of Mike Tyson on it making him laugh. I leave the park, I see Izanami sitting nearby and thought "If I could have had just one goddess corrupted to get attention it'd be her."

I'm walking around a paddock, Izanami drives by on a nearby road, a guy driving behind her and me convince her to let me follow behind her, I get in his car and follow.

I head down a walkway, I start singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1WLeXuPs8E which makes me start to fly, a few guys heading the other way looking up at me seeming irritated, one was that guy(specifically it's a dude from highschool who ran for student captain though he didn't give a shit about school he just wanted it for his resumé.) who said Reimu's bad luck.

Blacktan posted on Pixiv a picture of Flandre shackled to her computer.

Outside, I fly onto a bus wanting to pray to God to go back in time and fix shit. I look past a distant treeline to water where there's a large reflection of the moon, it had an aura of light around it that made me think of the water you jump through to get to Rom. Someone over there points out my grandmother, who was there, saying she's got legs like a sexy nun, making me avert my eyes because they were wrinkly.

On some pathways surrounded by water. I'm in front of a large red demon, but it's staring off into space like it doesn't notice me. There's a couple of others, I start running away, one of them gets in the way, I killed it by punching its face several times.

In front of a house beside a highway, there's demons/zombies everywhere, they pour into the house right in front of me somehow not noticing me, a guy comes up to me wanting me to fly him away but I don't want to waste energy carrying him, I tell him to go hide in a church, I fly off, I landed beside my brother, I told him to go hide in a church, I fly off, I landed in front of a skyscraper, Makima is there, I go up to her thinking she might be mad or something but she looks passive, I lay my head into her chest.

Saw a thread, first post was calling Touhous whores, second post was a picture of Yukari and Satori in a lifeboat, with one wearing a nun's outfit with a cross, I thought it was a picture a glowie commissioned.

At a slot machine, picking up the change coming out by hand, a girl next to me asks if I want the box, picking one that was on the machine and putting it in place. It already had coins I could use, also a bunch of newspaper and trash, I said "I can just use these coins?" she says "Yeah but if you lose it all you'll owe." She says something about men and women, I say "Oh, please say more, I'm terrible with my wife." She has a little model skyscraper, calls it the tower, saying to merge it with a cookie.

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>>41319452
Excuse me; but what is the meaning of the symbol in >>41316709 ?

>>41321083
Who knows, brony, is there a reason why you're asking here rather than in that thread, I wonder?

Though now I check there's a question there too. But anyway, if a bitch wanted to know all he gotta do is read my dreams.

Nothing someone uninitiated should be slinging around for fun though, but if the books of dreams turn up in my dreams that would be interesting.

I fought with someone and maybe he smacked me such that a skeleton like Steel Ball Run's popped out of me, but then I responded by drop kicking his back making a little pony pop out of him.

In a class, talking to a girl at the front, showing off my muscles saying I need steroids, she says my hair resembles roses, I had trouble lifting, though when she lifted by my side it was much easier, another girl comes in talking about seeing 4 and 13 everywhere, I said me too and carved pic related in the air with imitation chalk sounds, then one gets angry at me saying chalk doesn't sound like that, I said I don't know I've barely used chalk, girl gets asked something about being a teacher, she says "I don't know I mostly just act retarded" I said yeah me too. There's a guy with a girl who I'm also hitting on, also another girl standing off who I told to love me because 3 is a very bad number in love, Sorrow.

>>41321083
But yeah, linking that trash garbage thread in here, kill yourself, bitch.

>>41321674
Oh, sorry for offending you; I'll leave you alone now.

Not as offensive as the shit smoking janny that's leaving that thread up.

>>41321768
If you're geniuinely curious it's from The Ivory Tablets of the Crow, which I'm tempted to make a thread reading of since it's such a cool book, it's practitioners probably wouldn't like me doing it but eh.

Yeah nah it's an interesting thought since I wonder what dreams it would charge tho

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glow prompts

Looked up at a hotel with a room a fair way up occupied by glowies, big knock-off Homer inflatable outside it. Probably the "cool 2hu art" posted shortly after I was making draw thread requests for Yukari holding a red butterfly on her hand.

mashallah thread was a trap, I triggered it and was scorched, being blinded.

There was a river around the top of Australia that had frozen over. I wanted to get on it with skis and do a flip trick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IK6eLTNV1k

I went out for pizza, though when I saw on the menu they had lasagne I had to take that since dream me calls it my favourite food, server looks around and spots a table for me, number 8, which I like for obvious reasons, also there was a picture of orange boats next to it which I also thought was lucky I guess, I go off to the bathroom seeing the server put water on my table first, at least some indication it was occupied, go off for a while, come back and an old couple took it like fuck alright, I look around and there's another table with some orange picture although it's pretty large so I thought eh, table behind it is also large but it's got a coke sign above it which I associate with a similar sounding word due to that one dream where Yukari was drinking two 2L coke bottles instead of accepting the 600ml I had, which I think represents the spamming literal brony and his dog have more board attention than me with Yukari being the Sun and Milky Way or you could just fucking say Yog-Sothoth she acts according to the sum of everything, anyway, I go sit at the some orange picture table, it's 16 so I like it like Yukari's poll position, but I get told it's reserved and she offers the table next to it further from the wall so I go with it, no table number, notice the coke sign is visible if I turn my head here though I hardly notice since the lasagne quickly comes and it's not that good, and I used some cheese on it even though Australian cheese sucks, but good lasagne isn't easily bought outside you need to cook it at home, unless you got the money for an expensive restaurant

Something like the Spongebob episode Dumped where Gary's following Patrick around but it just for a cookie in his pocket

Soul Sacrifice's Librom popped up a couple times

I don't remember changing my trip to Flan but I like it.

>>41340756
I like to think of that kaliedoscope at 3:00 as Inari

Wish I could remember better

Saw Blacktan on the middle thing between the two lanes outside the local Mcdonalds, I thought of saying "What the fuck's wrong with you" and also a thing from one dream I forgot to tell in The Last Judgement thread about there being a storm of spiders weaving up a web so I conjured a storm of wolves that killed all but one of them in exchange for all but one of my wolves, a guy warns me not to 1v1 the last one but I say "Wait, I have an idea" and I go up to it and ask "with my heart" for him to go away, and it disappears leaving behind a troll message "xd lain is a woke lain", but thought as if I'd ask/as if the piece of shit would do it, though maybe something about Lain helping anyway.

Saw something like a whole bunch of gylphs/text appearing around a thing I was looking at, from people outside the simulation observing.

Saw a credits screen with the Yukari spam thread appearing, I guess since it's a leak since warosu didn't record the cross I sent a few seconds before deletion along with the message "dream me said "oh well just post a cross and report"" which was my reaction in a dream to Yukari sex being posted. A black guy was talking saying "Oh yeah, that guy wouldn't back down from talking about cuckoldry" I saw a graph based on the spam, with it going up until it was called "mid" then it sharply dropped off.

Around some traffic lights for whatever reason. I was shown I could post three Hina threads to soak up the misfortune generated by the spam, one of them had black energy being soaked up by the long head ribbons. Someone came to talk shit.

On a couch, the TV had a Disgaea game which I was excited about, like it was based on me, the volume was very loud so I turned it down to a reasonable level. Someone came to talk shit.

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