/jp/ - Otaku Culture

"Hey, hey anon. Hey!
In many restaurants, frogs and sea urchins are sold while they are still alive and moving on the plate.
Wanna see your fish sandwich do that? Heh heh."

Thread Chef Kira reporting for work. What's the order for today?

>>41235307
Dead niggas thread

>>41235330

>>41235307
Speaking of death...here's a serving for the cute lady in the back.

>>41235337
Top 10 anime deaths by Watchmojo.

>>41235337
This is how she died.
Broken neck.

4ki saved nogi, but at what cost?

Kinozaka is better than ever, baby!

>Saviors mentioned

>>41235403
Excuse me. We're mourning here.

>>41235424
I see 2 ghosts in this picture.

>>41235424
Why are they assisting at their own funeral

>>41235424
One needs to git going!

Teresita!

>>41235403
no wonder the Japanese are choosing kpop

>>41235678
Rapebait is thick!

https://youtu.be/WwUPC0S23Ig

>>41235678
Who are the girls right next to Aya? I don't recognize them...

>>41236048
Irori

>>41236311
> tfw no papakatsu gf who's become an idol but still lets you visit her for a doubled price once a month

>>41235678
Why do they keep bringing the same guest every episode?

>>41236403
kek

>>41235678
Aya-chan...

>>41236546
CUTE AF

>>41236546
Don't know why people call her ugly, she's cute but I guess not on an Asuka level. Most if not all sakas are on the pretty side (deliberately, of course).

>>41236546
Some lucky nip will marry this treasure quite soon.

>>41236495
my gf

>>41236659
lucky

>>41236698
pinning down this rich girl against the wall...

>>41236659
are you rich enough to claim her?

>>41236813
>>41236823
so what's their real skin color? are they white or brown

Plant posting

Yabai and cute

>>41236903
She wants it

sex with lunlun

>>41236885
kowa~

>>41236885
How much does hori weight realistically? I'd say under 40kg she is not that tall and she looks like a fucking skeleton

>>41237064
she posted a pic last year on ig stories of a scale that said 39 kg

idols made for white men

>>41237123
Is Yamashita growing out her hair??

>>41237123
Somehow zukki looks older than ringo

>>41237072
Damn that is fucking wild and we wonder why they take so many health breaks

I love fat idols

>>41235323

>>41237551
Inori is a girl?!?

how much does Runrun weights

>>41237466
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>>41237579
Her hair is growing so fast and she's looking even more beautiful.

>>41237466
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>>41237579
How is this even possible that the cutest 5ki is also the oldest? Shouldn't this be backwards?

>>41237551
Forgot to tag >>41237214

Get in here Hinabros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgEVzGcr89w

Hakken.

it was good but not great

sunday with my idol

Best Hinatazaka A-side released this year, I prefer it much more to Boku Nanka. This is really good. Hinatazaka girls also all looked so pretty.

Kyoko deserved sexier. Grad announcement within 3 months if theres not already a massive queue ahead of her

>>41238027
wouldn't make any sense to do in the next 3 months unless she's leaving the entertainment industry completely

I think Nao has a baby fever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk3YEKs23Ds

>>41238148
Her broken psyche is projecting to protect her

>>41235716
Citation needed

>>41237796
Saku sisters....how do we compete? ;_;

>>41237384
Today's episode is gonna be wild af and I'm gonna love it.

>>41237796
not a massive fan of the song on first listen. mv is pretty though and kyonko is my girl so of course she looks great

>>41238309
I didn't like the song, kyonko deserves better

>>41238309
it's the most 48G-tier release to date

>>41237796
This is a good song.
Perfect for Kyoko tbqh.

SakuSISTERS don't have to worry. Sakurazaka has still by far the top quality releases of the year. Samidare Yo is a masterpiece.
Quality, bijin, kino group.
https://youtu.be/3boaeE3dwMs

>>41237796
But Manamo is graduating... where's her center?

>>41238542
I'm gonna bully her

*Chu*kemon

Ignoring the falseflagging SakuSisters cringe, something needs to top Samidare Yo and As You Know to give a little more emphasis to Sakurazaka atm.
I think they need a song that really shows off more of their charm points in every way.

Very cute bunner

>>41238542
I'm gonna love her

>>41238591
hear me out
Renaa centers a Warukii cover, with the original uniforms and choreography

>>41238546
2ki's MV will drop soon
We'll see her last stand in it

>>41238629
Now there's an idea, it would give her the push she rightfully deserves

>>41238591
>Ignoring the falseflagging SakuSisters cringe, something needs to top Samidare Yo and As You Know to give a little more emphasis to Sakurazaka atm.

Sakurazaka has the best single releases by far, and even haters should admit it.
The choreso are on point, the MVs are super high quality and the members sho their talents. Also, the songs are quite good. Unfortunately, idols biggest market is sad otakus and they prefer more girl-next-door basic girls and songs. And that why Nogizaka is "winning" despite being the worst Sakamichi group by far at the moment quality wise. K-Pop and streaming also hurts Sakuraazaka, cause the GP and younger public of course is more oriented to Sakurazaka between the Sakamichi groups, but the would still give priority to other artists and groups instead of Sakamichi idols.
I think the group really needs a huge hit, like some Keyakizaka ones, to give more attention to the group, otherwise, despite the quality they're giving to us, they're never gonna do the big jump cause the typical otaku wotas will give priority to other Sakamichi groups.

>>41238615
a cute

>>41238727
This is my capten

The outfits are slick.
Love dark blue on anything.

>>41238771
Those are cool outfits

nah, Sakurazaka is as generic as other idol groups, just more pretentious and cringe.

>>41237796
Very nice outfits

Suzy in twintails is cute af

>>41238705
Let's see, if my estimation is on point, it would be 3 years since Techi bounced and Keyaki disbanded.
Any audience that they had are probably long gone now so bouncing back to a heavy-hitting level would be hard right now.
Based on what you said, more wotas and youths are into K-Pop and genres close to that, so if Sakura is to remain relevant they have to adapt to that concept right now.

>>41238818
To me, they're doing great despite the rebrand.

the fatty is back

>>41238824
Suzy in anything is cute af

>>41238862
Miho!!!

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>>41237579
very lewd

>>41238896
kek I didn't mean to reply to the lesbian couple but they're kind of lewd as well

>>41238945
Teresita needs a PB right now. She's already 20 for fucks sake what are they waiting for?

>>41238862
Who's the fatty?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh_aCp_XLoE

>>41238962
Teresa is not for that, go to NMB for her bad bitch version

>>41238880

>>41239027
Nope she's for that and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

>>41238771
the darker colours suit kyoko

>>41239043
heh

>>41239043
You're actually right

Is Teresita pink or brown down there?

>>41239038
you have 2 girls there that actually are for that, leave Teresita alone

>>41238880

>>41239088
cute as af
DAMN

>>41239084
I'm sensing that she's pink
>>41239085
fuck off Sakurazaka faggot

>>41239084
brown, like every good girl

You anons are weak. Terepan is MADE for that and I won't believe anything else.

>>41238148
That usually happens after women have had abortions.

>>41239111
For what? Burritos?

>>41239100
fuck you, dude

>>41239124
For hard, rough, deep sex

Terada Ranze

>>41239128
>fuck you, dude
Send me Renaa and I will do a lot of fucking you fucking faggot

>>41239142
does that mean you'll stop lewding Teresita?

>>41239128
built for nogichad cock

>>41239136
so true...

Will there be more ~Waaas today?

>>41239113
I just knew that a smartass will say this

>>41239154
SakuCHADS only, I'm afraid. But you have Terepan and Aruno for that.

>>41239151
no

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>>41239172
smelly bitch

kek

>>41239172
Built for sweaty sex

>>41239172
then, deal's off

>>41238705

General public agrees that Nogizaka is the superior Sakamichi group and LGBT positive groups are inferior.

>>41239167
We also have Aya-chan

Teresa really looks like early Mikanyan

>>41239199
Based Aya lover

>>41239184
I wonder who is behind this post

>>41239172
Mikanyan...

>Nogizaka
>superior group
Oh no, he's here

>>41239198
all of those are lgbt positive groups?!

>>41239198
Stfu, homophobic NogiINCEL kek. Lurk Twitter more, EVERY cool person knows Sakurazaka and Hinatazaka are prime idol groups in Japan at the moment. Nogizaka fans consists of INCELS kek

>>41239198
and how are Oricon singles and albums charts related to GP? It's mostly about which group has more fanatic wotas, which is what I said, Nogizaka has more than Sakurazaka cause it's a group more oriented to traditional idol and what otaku wotas like.
You should've get the billboard japan hot 100 charts at least, which are more oriented to the GP taste, and where the Keyaki singles have always been higher than Nogizaka ones.

https://youtu.be/8jokNP5O_lQ

>It's mostly about which group has more fanatic wotas
HOLY FUCKING COPE LMFAO!

>>41239013
my mom used to blast this song in the car while driving me to school in the morning when i was a kid kek

>>41239213
A gladiator deathmatch tournament needs to be organized where million of men around the world fight each other to death with the prize being Aya's virginity.

>>41239245
> Keyaki singles
Holy cope

>>41238705
It's japanese idols, just because they're higher "quality" than other shitty idols they're still barely mediocre anyway. Anyone that cares about quality should just go to kpop or literally any other genre, I'm just here for cute japanese girls acting cute instead of being pretentious and trying to pass off as artists.

>>41239261
ultra based mom

WHERE'S MY BATTLE OF THE SMOLS?

>>41239269
>'m just here for cute japanese girls acting cute i
This. Everyone crying about charismatic models is a certified homo sexual.

>>41239280
Pointless. Yoda is a literal beast

>>41239269
>Anyone that cares about quality should just go to kpop
Kpop is infinitely worse than jpop. Literally sounds like 90's girlband/boyband garbage except korean. You need to drop this meme already

And everyone crying about which group is superior is insecure and immature

>>41239295
Which group has the cutest girls? This is the superior group.

>>41239291
>Yoda
You've never seen RunRun running wild like a rabid dog

Reminder

>>41239300
Thanks for proving my point.
It really doesn't matter - just follow and support your own group and drop the pointless competitive gibberish.

>>41239300
/thread

>>41239292
And keya/sakurazaka's songs/choreos are just a even more watered down ver of kpop too, your point?

the best group is you oshi's group, prove me wrong

>>41239245
Archived.

>>41239329
Being real for a second, I don't even like my oshi's group

So glad we can deanonymize the insecure Nogischizo just by proving you can like any idol group and call them the best.

>B...BUT NOGIZAKA IS LIKED BY OTAKU AND SAKURAZAKA IS MORE POPULAR AMONG GENERAL PUBLIC!
>SakuHina are actually less popular than Nogizaka among general public
>B...BUT KEYAKI!

>>41239326
That's because Keyaki/Sakura fucking sucks you retard. Kpop choreos are also fucking trash and the girls look ugly as fuck. The korean language sounds like fucking crap as well unlike Japanese which sounds cool. It's that simple.

>>41239307
Still can't surpass Naachan, Nanamin and Maiyan's era.

>>41239351
useless bitch

>>41239358
>girls look ugly as fuck
B... BUT CHARISMA!

>>41239338
Which Sakurazaka girl is your oshi?

>>41239307
Manatsu and Sakura are so f*cking ugly

>>41239307
Holy CRINGE!

>>41239351
Kek

>>41239368
Im an Ikoma guy

>>41239391
they did her dirty, i'm still mad

>this is not like in the anime

>mature SakuCHADS watching the pointless Sakamichi battle from the sidelines

>>41239371
Who the fuck dresses female idols like this kek. They're just copying disgusting kpop trends to remain relevant. I wonder how the Sakurazaka mgmt looks like.

>>41239415

>>41239245
Nice headcanon

>>41239426
>posting dead idols

>>41239436
She died during penetration but it's not my fault. My penis is just too big.

>>41239436

>>41239358
I don't even like K-pop but sure man, if you say so.

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>>41239315
Based Techibro

Hori and Tashima Meru being friends sounds like a wild night

>s*ira
>idol

>>41239475
I bet they switched boyfriends

>>41239456
It was a sunny day like this that AkiPig picked her up while she was returning from school.

>>41239415
>I wonder how the Sakurazaka mgmt looks like

The only Sakura that matters is right here

>>41239495
this is what happens when you move sony to california

>>41239502
>right here
yep right there in my rape dungeon

>>41239502
>>41239521
cheeky bitch

>>41239425
Cute ears

envision

thread sure slowed to a crawl once he realized sokosaku is delayed again today huh

>frogposting
Doing it wrong, cringebeard

>>41239638
Pepita no llores ;___;

>>41239630
You're just obsessed and insecure about Stecci-chan, aren't you?

>>41239649
don't post sex eyes

>>41239604
Is this a Konoka PB sample?

>>41239659
it's form her camgirl side hustle

"The Illuminati will see you now!"

>>41239691
8 10 7

>>41239691
みかなああああああ！！！！！！！！！

>>41239667
h-hot

>>41239726
write something racist on that note

The era of SaitoKyoko has begun

>>41239742
I welcome our new overlord.

>>41239687
all I can hear is
"TAMURA HONO DESU"

>>41239752
I volunteer to be her throne

>>41239742
Her time is now!

>>41239762
Miichan...

>>41239763
Hai

>>41237796
Mikutea got injured halfway through the MV :(

>>41239797
The strong will survive

https://twitter.com/azatokute/status/1571519917005815810?t=rWld8DOWO-Hey01wrLV8NQ&s=19

>>41239797
>>41239806

>>41239829
Those CHEEKS

Oniichan is so hot, I wish I could lick his CHAD face too.
*lick*

(this will trigger NogiINCELS but don't care kek)

>>41239872
Nogischizo, watch the episode and stop this cringe.

>>41239906
she's really cute when her mouth is closed

>>41239906
she is so fucking ugly holy shit

>>41239923
>>41239931

>>41239906
nah I'm SteCola, try again incel.

Btw I watch Nogichuu JUST for Shitara-san at this point. But it's still worth it, he still looks so hot.

That was nice, it's been a while since I enjoyed an ep.

>>41239955
Okay Nogiscizo, if you say so.

So much more decent pics compared to the last time they did this.

>>41239969
I already proved different times I'm the real SteCola and you can't do anything about it, stay mad.

>>41239994
Yeah schizo you're really cringe. Thanks for the talk.

Honosu being pretty and funny, she's the full package. Only Sakurazaka quality.

>>41239994
he's embarassed at you being on Sakurazaka fanbase and he tries to tell himself you're nogischizo

kek at Sakufags state

miku is such a pro
https://youtu.be/-ckO2r0jOZA?t=830

>>41240022
so funny XD

>>41240015
Stop talking to yourself

>>41240022
A classic

>>41240022
They're really going all out this week. I love this episode.

>>41240072
marino should donate some chunkyness to kira

this is what I like

>>41240078
i'm also into city pop moms

>>41240093
Please I can't stop laughing.

this is what we like

>>41240105
hairy beast

>>41240093
This should be done to Marina every week

>>41240015
nothing is more embarassing than being a Nogizaka incel, and it's proved everyday here. Homophobic, indonesians, otaku losers, pedophiles... I've never known someone more embarassing than the typical Nogizaka fan. And you can't do anything about it.

>>41240105
I used to like her, but I think her beauty has just been overrated due to the well done presentation video. She really looks like a short indian, and also, she has a lot of ego, like on this episode when Shitara-san talked to Miku and Inoue started talking cause she was so sure Shitara-san would have chose her to hear her opinion since she's the supposed "5ki ace".

>>41240120
I think being a man who likes other men is far more embarassing than any of those copes you're spouting.

>>41240093
She really got the worst punishment

>>41240135
super ashu 64

Great episode this week. Haven't laughed this much in a long time.

>>41240154
Where's Marino

>>41240135
Idols you can launch

i wonder if ashu's ass will ever be fat like her mom's

Mei's voice is pretty cool, if only she wasn't so retarded

>>41240135
I think at lives is when ashurin have more fun being an idol.

>>41239872
Archived.

>>41240172
post a pic of her mom please

>>41240161
>Haven't laughed this much in a long time.
this is the problem with blindly astroturfing about everything, it's as if the legendary burikko ep never happened

>>41240192
Okay then

Marino best gap moe.

>>41240201
gorda

https://youtu.be/-ckO2r0jOZA?t=1500

Ushio talks like a theater kid lol

>>41240140
That's what a NogiINCEL would say and NogiINCELS opinions count zero. We all laugh at you here.

>>41240192
Still a good episode regardless

>>41240232
you've been here for less than 6 months and you have no idea about what you are talking

>>41240232
>We all laugh at you here
I don't think it has even been a year since you came here from Stage you fucking retard kek

he came from /pw/ though

Is Rei retarded?

Anyway, visuals

>>41240245
5 months have been enough to know how things work here, and NogiINCELS are the worst anons here, nobody stands you. Just a bunch of losers in life who come here to vent their frustrations pretending they're bullying SakuHina fans, while in realty we just enjoy our girls.

https://streamable.com/hsvjx2

>>41240301
ayane really impressed by horrorman's legs

Weekly 面白さ ranking
乃 : 7/10 : Those photo episodes are good. Some cute, some funny, the girls don't have to do much. Needs a tad more, though
櫻 : 9/10 : Very fun, can't wait for next week. Matsuda's pie face really was something
日 : 6/10 : Some weird atmosphere in this episode, with the rival not being the winner of the game, and Kasuga obviously trying to spice things up

>>41240192
well, "legendary"

>>41240215
tu vieja

Everytime I watch HinaAi thinking they're finally reveal something about 4ki at the end of the episode and instead I get clowned.

>>41240312
A ranking I can finally work with

>>41240312
Sakurazaka winning the weekly ranking as usual.
This will trigger the NogiINCELS kek

>>41240330
I know, right? They were the 1st ones to announce a new gen, right? We should have something anytime between now and October.

>>41240312
after factoring in the handicap: 14/10, 9/10, 13/10

i told you, they're being announced next week, there's 10 of them, the cheerleader is rotten

>>41240351
Yes, yes, take your literal who twitter account posts elsewhere.

>>41240355
Lol cute

>>41240299
lel Rena

>>41240384
she cute

>>41239630
he left to make webms of them getting pied in the face

>>41239872
Average SakuHina fan.

>>41240404
my bunny

>>41240446
who are these people

>>41240450
their names are in those labels pointing to their faces

>>41240453
wtf I thought that was Miyu until I looked at the name lol

I have to squeeze marino

>>41240384
>>41240446
>BRICS slowly forming in Nogi

>>41240485
Rapist

>>41240136
>like on this episode when Shitara-san talked to Miku and Inoue started talking cause she was so sure Shitara-san would have chose her to hear her opinion since she's the supposed "5ki ace".

Uh, so it's faggotry headcanons hours...

>listens to Days of Future Passed once

>>41240546
>headcanons hours...

it's literally what happened. kek

>>41240446
mukai must be protected. I hope she doesn't lie awake at night thinking about messing up her variety appearances

>>41240485
good girl

>>41240418
>One average SakuHina fan
ftfy

>>41240621
Why is she so unpopular?
I don't really follow Nogi nowadays but she seems like an all-around good girl.

>>41240664
wotas are stuck up retards

>>41240621
Her appearances are very rare so she doesn't have to worry about messing up at all

>>41240664
Too many members, not enough star power to go around

glasses, post 'em

>>41240462
It will happen

>>41240695

everyone is back

>>41240700
>BLACKPINK
Needs to be corrected via rape right now!

>>41240695
Megane?

>>41240695

>>41240730
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>>41240700
>>41240695
Lips made to be kissed

>>41240695

>>41240723
your favorite idols all listen to kpop except Ashu

Okuda Iroha

>>41240743
This plastic whore is balding

>>41240745
An even uglier and less funny version of Mukai. This is the state of Nogizaka.

>>41240742
She' always so fashionable.

>>41240695

>>41240664
she got stuck with the fat chara really early and even tho she is really funny, talented and has lost her chubbiness she is stuck with it

this but mukai

Here we go again

>>41240093
The Thread Chef really served up some punishment well

post kasuga to heal the thread

>>41240752
that's just what hapas look like

>>41240842
Cute all around but Kumi is looking cool af

You thought the Manzai Duo were finished being creepy?
Here's more for you from Marino and Kira-chan.
https://twitter.com/sakurazaka46/status/1571547347468910593

Keyakizaka's failure is an evidence that communist system is a failure.
Nogizaka's liberal one with senbatsu and under members has always been the right choice, Everybody is not the same and popularity should be rewarded.