/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40667031
She is very good at making dolls.

>>40667031
She is pretty hospitalary

She would make a good friend!
Also, think about it:
Shes hyper autistic about and fixated on her passion (Dolls) and is a shut in with little friends.
Remind you of someone?

she's really cute

she has big tits

>>40667668
Indeed

>>40667031
I can't think of anything...

>>40667031
Alice's existence soothes losers who once believed they were the most worthless thing ever. the thing is: they didn't knew about Alice before.

I feel like I would be good friends with Arisu, I'm not big on antique dolls but I do enjoy antique and old things and can still appreciate dolls

prime hypnosis rape meat

She COULD be uglier

I'm gonna trick her with the old "just the tip"
works every time

>>40667031
She is pretty

>>40667031
I won't insult her but why do you want me to say anything about Alice?

I can't believe ZUN killed Alice off in the Satori manga! Alice is dead!

>>40667031
Hello to the love of my life.

>>40680672
Oh yeah. That's true.
We don't appreciate her and now she is dead.
Alice....

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1219328?q=bkub+alice_margatroid+

>>40667031
Alice has great genes and would make powerful children

>>40667031
She will never face consequences for her crimes

>>40667709

>>40681541
Of course

>>40681541

She's so cool!

>>40688287
A MINNA DE

>>40667031
She's adorable when she blushes.

>>40667031
She was cuter when she was a loli

Oyakodon

>>40667031
Marisa Gf.

Enough about saying nice things about Alice. Let's say something mean about Alice.

>>40709123
No, fuck you

>>40709210
Alice turns anons into dolls and gives them to her sisters as gifts!

>>40709348
Sex dolls

>>40709348
What a generous and wonderful girl Alice is! I'm glad she cares for her family so much!

>>40667031
Alice is the jacket girl of DiPP. So Alice is a killer.

>>40714272
Alice's fumbling her transformation spell and it landing on herself!

Getting Marisa Stole the Precious Thing stuck in my head is usually what pulls me back into Touhou if I've been away a while

>>40667031
She's smelly

Lolice has one of the best themes (Alice in Wonderland)

>>40667031
She has one of my favorite portraits
Good job Alice

>>40732607
Based.

Why did western fanbases never correct her name from "Margatroid" to Murgatroyd?
Etanity Larva got corrected, and it's the exact same kind of transliteration typo.

>>40738705
It's grandfathered in now, too late to change it.

Alice's titpussy

>>40739518
"Cherry Blossoms of Sumizome" was an error in the same translation and that got fixed in later appearances. Alice is very unlucky. Even besides her name, "Doll-maker of Bucharest" got mangled by fan TLs and never corrected.

>>40667031
She will eventually be happy. Eventually.

Is our Alice in wonderland?

>>40772011
>Message
>I love you, hugs and kisses, be back soon
>Send

The 5 stages of wanting to be Alice:
Denial that you are not Alice.
Anger that you are not Alice.
Bargaining in an attempt to become Alice.
Depression that you are not Alice.
Accepting that you will never be Alice.

Why would you want to be Alice when you could be with Alice

>>40775992
Alice is perfection incarnate. There's nothing unusual about your feelings towards her being Jealousy instead of Love.

>>40776886
I don't want to be perfect to others, just to be perfect for perfection herself

>>40776886

meido?
did you let alice samefag an entire 70 posts thread? for 2 weeks?

>>40783789
HA HA HA so funny joke! Can you repeat it again?

>>40783815
meido?
did you let alice samefag an entire 70 posts thread? for 2 weeks?

Alice had a hard life

>>40784230
can't believe she's gone...

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT RECIPROCATING MY LOVE ALICE

>>40784939
edited.

>>40667126
Not at all

God save the Queen.

Wonderland.

>>40784150
It's even funnier the 3029750213858764672496th time! LOL! Well joked my friend.

>>40775992
The next best thing to being with Alice is being in Alice.

what would you do if you captured your very own Alice?

>>40800672
Change her diaper. Maybe that will put her in a better mood to make me some dolls to do the laundry.

>>40800672
The Alice population has no known natural predators so it needs to be occassionally hunted to remain in check - else they'll deplete the natural Marisa population to extinction.

>>40800672
sex

How about getting captured by Alice?
Now she's going to play funny games with you

>>40809548
She's gonna turn you into a doll.

>>40809548
l-like what?

>>40793282
British Colony/Protectorate State of Gensokyo when?

I want to see giants in redcoats.

>>40830110
Imagine being His Majesty's Resident Commissioner for Gensokyo and administering the realm on behalf of Queen Yukari...

>>40832369
Alice got Yamcha'd...

Oh well, let's see how everyone else is doing.

>>40832369
Her own doll suicided on her.

>>40835691
Maybe don't stuff your dolls with gunpowder next time, Arisu.

>>40842204
Why does Alice wear such adult underwear? She isn't mature enough for something like that.

>>40843071
She thinks fancy undies & black tights make her seem more mature. She might fool a few particularly naive Anons that way into going home with her.

>>40843082
Her mom should take away her underwear privileges and make her wear bloomers again.

>>40843103
Alice probably won't let it happen. Shame, but Shinki has many other daughters that she can be proud of. Alice can stay a weirdo that makes weird dolls and half assedly lures weak minded Anons

>>40843187
Alice needs to be taken back to Makai against her own wishes, if she doesn't comply. It's for her only good.

>>40843044
What is Alice angry about?

>>40846466
The date rape drugs didn't work and Marisa took her books again.

>>40667126
genuinely don't know who i'm supposed to be reminded of here

>>40842204
whoa! she is so hot! i never imagined she had such a hot body, that airhead looked pretty cute with those baggy clothes! her husband will be one lucky guy!

>>40846466
lack of sex recently.

>>40843071
>>40842204
>>40852154
I wonder where she gets her figure from.

>>40855260
She is entirely reliant on her Top Makainese genetics to cruise by, but she doesnt try any harder. She doesnt have the althetic forms of Yumeko, or the comforting subtle mom bod of her mother. Still quite a nice sight but its all thanks to her family

>>40855404
genocide cutter

>>40855404
Alice is hopelessly mediocre by Makai standards. Shinki, Yumeko, Sacchan and Loise are all bustier, taller and in better shape than her. Elis has the short and flat niche, Sara is fit and Yuki and Mai are petite. While her body is still very impressive by human standards, Alice has basically nothing going for her that would set her apart from her mom and sisters.

Alice is cute

>>40667031
I love Alice. I love her, I seriously love her so much. I mean, holy fuck I want to eat her up. I want to grab her from behind and snifff her sexy blonde hair, and then I want to turn her around and push my face so far deep into her soft chest
Ah, fuck yes baby.
Then I'm going to approach the lower station, and in great speed hollow her out from the inside.
Then I'm going to fill her up to replace what I've taken from her.
And then I'm going to marry her. so that I can repeat the above every day for the rest of my life.

>>40784230
May I have source of this panel?

>>40871044
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/59806474

I bet if Alice went to Hogwarts she'd be put in Hufflepuff

>>40878457
That's where you're wrong

>>40878457
To be a Hufflepuff you need to be hardworking. To be put in Ravenclaw you need to be smart. To be a Griffindor you need to be brave. To be a Slytherin you need to be ambitious.
Alice gets rejected from the school.

>>40878502
Shouldn't Fatcho be in Slytherin because she's a pure magician? And what's the purple house?

>>40891994
Ravenclaw, where the "smartest" witches go.

>>40857587
Alice can one up them by having the biggest family
She has a great childbearing figure

>>40894166
Who in their right mind would breed with Alice when her sisters are all available?

>>40894289
Alice can't even wear clean pantyhose!

>>40709210
Please don't post things like that Anon, I don't want to want to become Alice's doll.

>>40894289
Her sisters all live far away, alice is close and meets outsiders regularly
They wont know anything about them until Alice is showing them their new niece

>>40892686
I thought Ravenmaven were blue.
>>40887872
All of Shinki's kids get admitted but Alice is forced to clean toilets for the rest of her life.

>>40894805
Imagine marrying and having children with a girl, only to find out she's the ugly duckling of the family.

>>40899598
if the girl is a bombshell in her own right, its not the biggest loss
its bitching about getting a 9/10 because her family members you knew nothing about were 10s
its not like you would have ever met them without Alice

Word on the street is that Alice has atrocious personal hygiene!
What are you're thoughts, /jp/?

>>40902326
Lies and slander

>>40902326
Atrocious is an understatement! You wouldn't want to know what she did on a poor Anon who foolishly accepted to entertain Alice in her ideas!

>>40902326
I remember a shitpost, however due to Marisa apparently being a broken mess as of right now and the lack of authenticity to your previous claims, I have chosen not to believe your rumor.

>>40902326
Woah! She's JUST like me!

>>40902988
Oh no, I DO WANT to know what happened to that anon
, and so do the masses!

>>40667031
Alice is romantic.

>>40914066
Didn't know she was a Guilty Gear character.

Alice is my most fav yandere. She doesn't like any girl laying eyes on her bf.

>>40916777
Alice doesn't have a boyfriend and she has no female friends to get jealous of.

>>40667031
She has amazing stamina and persistence

>>40927099
in your pants?

>>40926045
>doesn't have bf
Wrong anon she has one and he is writing this post.
>doesn't have friends
That's true. but that doesn't mean she can't wring a fairy's neck with her puppet strings when fairy smiles at me and says "ohayo onii chan" (true story btw, looked painful, poor fairy. need to find another naive and dumb one to lay my hands on now, what a pain)

>>40953804
Prime marriage material

7-coloured Zombie Killer

>>40733241
Rumia before Rumia.

Megane Alice

Something nice about Alice.

Smellice.

>>40878502
>>40892686
The Patch Squad

Filthy mudblood Marisa

I love Alice

aghhh firery fire of hell singe by eyes so bright.

There's something about Margatroid that just isn't right...

>>40988593
She's just... lonely, okay?

I'm lonely, okay? I'm just lonely. I live nowhere, and I do nothing. I am nothing and I have no real friendships. The girl I love doesn't even know I exist. I don't even know if I exist, if I'm real or not. All I do is stay home and imagine myself being happy, and I'm not particularly good at that either. And then I play with myself, and then afterwards I want to kill myself, and then to soothe myself, masturbate again. Days become weeks become months. Once or twice a year I tell myself that I've had enough and try to change, but I can't. Everything around me collapses like a house of cards. I thought moving away from home would help, but no. It only got worse, and it keeps getting worse.
Ah, I wonder when the sweet death will come~

>>40995695
In 50years.

Alice is no lesbian!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>40995695
What happens if I hug Alice? Everyone deserves a friend, I wouldn't want her to be lonely.

>>40667126
is it... me?

Alice!

>>41001154
itou yuuji can make even something disgusting like alice very, very hot.

>>40995695
too bad in gensokyo the sweet relief of death is a nonexistent concept and incorporeal deceased form and your consciousness will be forced to interact with shitty reality until the end of time as the confines of an ultimately meaningless fictional universe. constant existential dread and constant reminders of your own insignificance will be your only solace.

tl;dr go eat shrooms with moko or something

>>41020847

>>41020847
Same as real life.

im going to alice

>>40667031
Alice occupies the objective S-tier waifu category along with a small handful of other women such as Meiling and Youmu, all of which possess the qualities of a great wife.

(All she needs is a proven track record and she'll be up there with Junko herself)

>>41046882
Why doesn't this retarded weirdo never let go of that book of hers? With that thick a book and that thin of an arm i think it impairs her abilities to move and fight quite a bit. What if something, you know, acts very cruel towards her?

>>41051884
She loves her book. More that her own life.

Alice???

Alice on the 10th page
no one will save her

Alice lives

>>41055329
just like her to pour her heart into an inanimate object that doesn't know nor cares she exists.

My boyfriend told me that if I was a 2hu, I'd be Alice. What does this mean?

>>41068842
absurd!
an Alice could never have a boyfriend!

>>41068842
It means you'd be gay and psychotic just like you are.

>>40667100
She's so hospitalary she offers complementary 'night service' to her guests. Lovely woman. If I get gapped to G'sokyo i know what inn I'm staying at.

>>41083196
What precisely is included in this 'night service'?

>>41089809
She has sex and then cuddles with you.

Die Alice Die

>>41061266
and marches on

>>40667031
she makes cute dolls

>>41100002
How are her dolls able to push her around when she has so much ass, god damn

>>41090185
Don't fall for it
Its a devious trick to get pregnant and baby trap you

>>41089809
>get lost in the forest of magic
>it's getting dark and cold
>find a house
>dilemma
>could get killed by the resident or taken in for some cruel experiments
>then again, might get assraped by youkai when it gets dark
>knock
>stunningly cute girl opens the door with a suspicious expression on her face
>"h-how can I help you?" asks in a very sweet voice through the chained door
>tell her i am lost
>seems to believe me, i don't look like a youkai and she could probably obliterate me
>says it's a common occurrence and that i should stay the night
>...
>help her make dinner (didn't want to freeload)
>make small talk
>apparently she makes dolls or something
>offer to buy some as payment
>giggles and says it's not necessary
>retire to guest bedroom
>..
>loud bangs in the door and alice's screams to open the door
>open door
>wtf
>she's standing there in her camisole and skirt
>"anon i was changing and there was this huge rat! you have to help me!"
>no choice
>go there with a stick
>can't find it after half an hour of searching
>arice is still in her camisole for some reason
>too tired to care
>"anon i am very scared i can't sleep alone"
>too tired to think, agree
>get into futon
>why is she also
>"t-the futon can fit 2 in a pinch..."
>"no i dont have another futon"
>too tired to argue
>sleep
>wake up to her feeling up my ans chest and biceps
>"nice body anon"
>no sleep for me i guess
>turn over, feel up her stomach
>slowly move over to her boobs
>hey they're big
>get rid of the camisole
>play with her nipples
>the sounds she's making are driving crazy
>play with her pussy
>wet enough
>move panties aside
>mount her
>move
>heaven
>do doggystyle
>both of us cum
>she turns around
>go for a couple rounds morr
>kiss her on her forehead, she purrs happily
>fall asleep hugging her from the back
>the blanket is so warm, the alice is so warm
>next day
>get dressed and bid goodbye
>meet tiny girl along the way
>apparently she controls rats or something
>tell her to tell her rats not to bother the cute girl living in the magic forest
>"?? rats don't venture into the magic forest anon, there are no rats in the magic forest"
Wtf anons. Lodging was free but I was the product

>>41083196
>>41111712
>>41071929
Alice in those lingerie makes me feel some type of way...

>>41111712
Who do you quote, Alice?
No one. That never happened, freak.

Alice may be a fucking creepy smelly loser but her taste in lingerie is pretty great.

Alice...

>>41112691
i wouldn't put it past the realms of possibility. people have a variety of ways to cope with lonliness and insecurities. and you know the saying, crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.

arisu when she sees her crush (hoping he falls for her body and overlooks her personality)

>>41115736
In Alice's case it's crazy in the head, leaks poop and wets the bed.

>>41119591
t-those allegations are clearly false and baseless

Alice...

>>41123261
Sure thing, Alice. Those plastic sheets are only for aesthetic reasons, right?

I love you Lolice

So cute....

>>41147426
Why is she standing in water? Her dress will get wet and Shinki will be mad.

>>41146720
stop spreading rumours. she uses them because word among the girls is thar her boyfriend cums so much he ruins the sheets. don't you dare print that in your newspaper though you retarded crow.

>>41150154
yeah that was me i admit it, but is still Alice's fault, she is so hot that she makes me cum a lot

>>41150154
They also help to clean up the mess after Alice squirts. And she squirts quite a bit and very often. In fact, she even does it when she's asleep and not having sex.

>>41151001
>she even does it when she's asleep
That's because i fuck her even when she is asleep, i can't help, i'll just never has enough of her exquisite body

>>41151611
Anon, are you okay? Are you sure that you're egaging in intercourse with Alice out of your own free will? Blink twice if Shinki has a shotgun pointed at you.

>>41151863
ohh don't worry anon, as long as i'd be able to enjoy alice's gorgeous body for rest of the eternity, i don't care about anything else

>>40955313
she's taken (by me)

>>41156141
Alice you dirty skank! The least you could do is stop larping as a traddie, retarded exhibitionist!

>>41164076
That's part of her trickery. Her deceiving looks might fool the more naive Anons out there to engage with Alice. Unbeknownst to Anon, Alice just got herself some new unusual sheets, and when the night comes & the owls are howling, Anon will feel something warm.

>>41171125
I love getting warm by alice everynight

>>41112961
we could all learn a thing or two from alice

>>41171125
yeah, the warmth from her big mammary organs as she mischievously hugs me from behind

>>41178307
Her tits will get bigger if she's pregnant

>>41179616
on it
i shall claim some of the milk as tax i hope the mother of my child agrees

Alice is alive? I thought ZUN killed her...

>>41185420
she just retire and now is married with me

>>41185528
I will cuck you

>>41188801
we're playing strip poker and she's losing. sometimes i lose too because it's fun showing off your body

>>41179616
>>41181497
Ok now what??

>>41192610
oh no! Alice will try parenting based on her... "peculiar" upbringing...

>>41192610
Call Shinki and tell her she has a grandchild
Then ask for lessons

>>41196519
alice is a good mother
>>41197942
I was thinking I should just go buy cigarettes (just like Alice's dad did), but then it occurred to me that if i did that, i won't be able to do mischief with my daughter when she grows up

>>41199001
>alice is a good mother
it's the thought that counts, right?

>>41203894
Actions count, thoughts don't in most cases. If they did, thought crimes would be actual crimes.
Me, Im just counting down the days until I can do some mischief with mom and daughter together (again)

>>41192610
>>41196519
>>41199001
Can Alice be my mother? I don't mind being a doll i just don't want to be alone

>>41209369
Why would you want Alice to be your mother? Her mom or one of her more responsible sisters would be much better suited for that role. Alice would make a decent older sister or an aunt.

>>41209369
Ok, yo name will be Anon Margatroid and Marisa gonna be your father.

>>41213551
You*

>>40667031
she has nice socks

>what a romantic evening, isn't it anon?

>>41221273
A-alice, slow down. There's no reason to be driving so fast

there is no way alice would get a driving license

>>41223135
If Hyoga could then Alice can

>>40667031
she leaks poo

she will fetch a good price in the sex slave market
let the auction begin:)

>>41225295
Your mom leaks poo

When is she getting kids?
Shinki's getting impatient.

>>41228668
Why is Alice so large and Shinki so small? Did Alice finally grow up? She's wearing grown up underwear at least.

>>41227453
She looks so beautiful but sad there, i want to protect her and make happy...

>>41228668
I can't believe Shinki personally goes to Gensokyo every morning to check whether Alice stained her sheets or not.

>>41228668
Imagine getting home from work all worn out and you hear some muffled voiced from your bedroom...huh? You open the door and to your surprise you see a half-naked drugged and blindfolded Alice and her mom holding her down in your bed, beckoning you, telling you to give her grandkids right now while you are still a virgin. Is that what you really want?

>>41228736
I can believe that.

>>41228761
Alice has a different definition of warming you up!

>>41228738
Yes how do know?
>>41228797
>Alice's juice
mmmmm

>>41228761
I bet Alice loves going swimming with whatever victim she snatched for that day so she could hug them and start urinating herself!

>>41229519
Imagine if Alice invited you to a sleepover at her place, but when you arrive it's only her and Patchy there. Imagine having to share a bed and sleep between them.

>>41229519
>>41229626
that just means that they will be lubricated enough to having fun with my meatrod

>>41228716
you can protect her and make her happy for just 500k gensokyo yen

>>41230727
I will make her the happiest girl in the world then

I only accept blue eyes friendly Alice.

>>41231639

>>41231639
I'm sorry but my daughter's eyes are yellow, she only got blue contacts as part of the Windows contract, just like the flower lady's eye color changed too.

Sanae finally got Alice to leave her house!

Alice is not flexible.

alice, you're useless!
what the hell is wrong with you?

A-Alice! Stop spinning! You're being super weird!

>>41240796
Why can't Alice just let Marisa have fun with Narumi? Is she jealous? Narumi is a lot nicer & precious after all.

>>41242124
Alice is way more nice & precious, she will have more fun with me, marisa is dumb

goodnight alice

>>41244677
Good night