/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want to be raped by a heroine.

>>41185926
Dragon food probably sucks, all burnt and nothing good on it since their dumb claws can't do fine movements.

>>41185926
what buns will be good for my buger?

luv mino
don't need anything else if mino is with you

>>41185934
That's not very heroic

>>41185940
Trash character from a trash series.
>>41185946
subhuman faggot shit
Great start to the thread.

>>41185938
Outside of grilled meats, their menu is pretty trash. Great burgers and steaks, but they even find a way to burn the fries and coleslaw. Fairly cheap though. 6/10 food, would come again.

>>41185945
Making lonely men happy is very heroic.

You WILL touch the fluffy tail.

how would your wife look in a wedding dress?
also what happened to otherside? IIRC he was the only guy translating the stories

>>41185926
I'm going to get the birger

>>41185968
Like a cait sith in a wedding dress.
that's a good idea for a drawing actually.
Hang on, just give me six months to learn to draw.

>>41185747
See this is what happens when I post something different. That's why I don't do it.
>>41185953

>>41185968
as far as translating stories goes, all we can do at the moment is hope vulture on MGR gets round to it
if vulture drops off the map, we are fucked

>>41185980
>>41185946
What even is his problem with this?

>>41185988
If you can't tell you either need glasses or a lobotomy.

>>41185938
A dragon chef wouldn't settle for bad cooking, or even mediocre. She would practice for centuries if necessary until her ego is satisfied with the quality.

>>41185994
Dragon girls turn into dragons, anon. It's canon even if you don't like it. Although why you wouldn't like it is beyond me.

>>41185961
I don't think I trust anyone dressed like that claiming their actions are heroic

>>41186002
>Although why you wouldn't like it is beyond me.
Because I'm not a scalie faggot. Kill yourself.

Love vampires

How do I uncorrupt a valkyrie

>>41185988
I assume its becuase her full dragon form is shown
shoudn't be offencive as MGE dragonkin (ALL of them with possible exeption of otohime) can do that, and weve been given one example on the dragonia cover
also dragoons, how else would you fight whilst riding a dragon?

>>41186011
Fluffy is good too.
Full fluff girls give the best hugs after all.

>>41185988
He's just an autistic cunt.

>>41185940
Hotdog buns.

>>41186015
vomit

>>41186026
what is Mandy trying to tell me? we've been good friends since childhood and suddenly she started doing this whenever she's over

>Get hugged by raiju
>Static cling makes her near impossible to pry off

>>41186039
>Childhood friend hellwan is always rubbing her bare ass all over your clothes
Just marking her territory anon.

>>41186020
>Dragonia cover
She looks quite large too in that form,
its also worth mentioning that ryus and wurms are said to not use the form too much as not to scare humans, cant say anything about the vanilla other than it being something they can do
>also dragoons, how else would you fight whilst riding a dragon?
Awkward piggyback riding?

>>41186022
The guy yelling about the dragon image is being crazy but now you're part of the problem furfaggot, fuck off retard.

>>41186018
Remind her of the glory of God and the ephemeral nature of the pleasures of the flesh. Lead her back into the Chief God's light and have her beg for forgiveness.
You can also pour holy water on your peen and have her suck it off, I read somewhere that works too

>>41185926
finally, dragon's have found humanity's true weakness, not their authority anxiety, but the cheeseburger

>>41185926
>>>/a/242500169

>>41186085
Kill yourself.

>>41186085
let's not

>>41186085
fuck off

>>41186087
Calm down Wisp-chan.

>the guy posting this faggy /a/ thread is the same guy posting this shit tier western art
how predictable.

>>41186072
Wanna bet it was a false flag?

Marrying a monster girl princess sounds like it's all fun and games until you have to deal with court politics.
All I did was beat the lizard girl princess in a duel, I have no idea how to deal with the royal court.

I wonder how adding cola to satyros alcohol tastes

>>41186106
Anon, you are responding to the false flagger.

I am going to let the hellhounds come in

post forgotten girls

>>41185963
LET ME INNNN
LET MEEEE INNNNNNNN

>>41186110
See, being a Pharaoh's personal pleasure slave is better. You have your responsibilities, but you don't have to deal with all the official business.
>>41186138
Feed her now.

dragons in swimsuits

>>41186188

I want to be cheered up by an egoistical wight.

>>41186153
Too late.

>>41186213
i think you misunderstood
that is exactly where i wanted to be

Mgs nowadays, man, they are crazy and don't even know how to wear an underwear

>>41186188

>>41186149
Doromes are cute

>>41186329
She'll make your skin smooth and nice.

>>41186070
>ryu expects you to be scared of her dragon form
>tell her you think it's cute
>she isn't sure if it's a compliment or an insult

>>41186149
Cheshires and ocelomehs are the only werecats that people remember. And jinkos don't count, tey're not a subspecies.

>>41186070

>>41186426
Cheshire's are just too sexy. I want one to call me a faggot online then dox me to cure my faggotry with her straight hole.

>>41186349
Sounds nice.

>>41186426
Hello dummy

>>41185946
I need this

What do monsters think of leading 0's?

If you got into a fight with an Extremist monster would they just spend the fight quoting propaganda at you?

>>41186526
Made me think of an extremist dark priests that goes around wrestling the good word into others

>>41186526
Extremists believe in conversion through rape.

>>41185926
The dragon burgs are always great.

>>41186570
Which is why nobody likes them! No tact, not even a hint of romance!

>>41186598
There is nothing more romantic that forced kisses

>>41186615
Wrong, it's creepy and gross! Especially if it's from some stupid idiot succubus who probably kissed lots of people before!

>>41186637
Azerbaijan seems to be getting invaded so it might be time to learn to settle.

Gyaru vampire

>>41186657
This artist is a faggot and so are you for posting this.

Just what kind of evil scheme is going on inside that head?

>>41186669
How new?

>>41186689
>I've always been a faggot so you can't ever get annoyed about it
Retard.

>>41186645

>>41186704
People post from artists who make shitty fetishes all the time but nobody else is a crybaby like you.

>>41186722
Ah, taking the gachanigger defense I see. Should have figured you're either being retarded or a bad actor.

Fuck off, go get a life

>>41186728
A cu sith would be the loyal wife you need to get over those who hurt you in the past.

>>41185926
>I am the storm that is approaching

>>41186526
No, she'll just spend the fight doing extreme skateboard tricks until you're forced to acknowledge her superior moves.

>>41186801
what if you think skateboarding is dumb because you could never do it?

>>41186808
mamano mana can fix that.

>>41186808
Then she'll come back with a mountain bike and show you more extreme moves, and if that doesn't work she'll go get the motorbike.

Telling Deonora she is the queenie for my weenie!

>>41186821
I'll just leave after the skateboard. I'm not staying there for hours just to see some dumb tricks, she can go bother someone else.

>>41186747
can't not see cow chair

Getting my ass kicked by Alto-Eris

>>41186845
Careful, she has never heard a man tell her anything this romantic.

>>41186880
I'm gonna die fighting Alto-Eris!

>>41186856
The fluffiest cow.

>>41186961
>>41186975
Faggot

>>41185926
Propagate your bloodline anon

>>41186993

>>41186993

>>41185968
My wifes wedding dress will be incredibly lewd.

>>41185968

>>41185968
She'd look beautiful, but it would be pretty expensive to have a dress custom tailored to her size.

>>41187093
sandworm?

>>41187136
She's a 7,8 tall hellhound with huge breasts. Also, there's the issue of how to deal with her massive tail, fluffy tail.

>Taking a walk through the forest with your Ocelomeh wife a head shorter than you, teasing her on how "cute" you think that is
>There is an extremist Order Squad passing by of 5 high ranking knights
>They lay their eyes on you and begin closing in
>They take a step back after they see your Ocelomeh wife with her Macuahuitl on hand
>You step closer to your jaguar warrior wife and put yourself behind her but is a terrible hiding spot as you tower over her
>She strikes her paw on her waist, signaling you to put your hand on it
>You walk through by holding your wife as the order knights murmur and keep retreating as your wife advances, they know better than to engage against a powerful berserker jaguar warrior
>Some minutes latter she place lays down her weapon and looks smugly at you
>"You can keep hold me longer if you still feel uneasy, that was very "cute" you know?"
>Heavily blush in embarrassmen as you realize you sought protection from a woman a head shorter than you

You get to MGE But you become hot as hell and have to deal with shitty human women everywhere you go fangirling around you

>>41187255
if there's no snout my cocks not out

>>41187255
if her eyebrows aren't on fire she's not hired

>>41187255
i never leave home without my emergency parasite slime or ushi blood starter kit

>>41187225
Tail’s easy, just leave a cut in the back for it to poke out.

>>41187255
Shitty because they're human or because of how they behave. Because I'd totally go for 2d human girls who behave like monstergirls.

>>41187298
Shitty cuase how they behave

>>41187255
Just wear a mask and pretend your face is hideously deformed until you find yourself a monster wife.

>>41187298
MGE human women are not anime waifus. MG confirms they cheat, apparently extensively.

>>41187255
Turn 360 degrees and walk away to lescatie

>>41187348
i dunno man, there could be some nice ones
keep in mind the woman that join monster cults, those cant be bad ones

>>41187348
https://imgur.com/a/d25obeQ
there's probably a couple nice village girls but it definitely isn't worth the gamble

>>41187365
>oh these humans join monster cults that's fine
>they only used to be women it's cool
>this girl totally plans to become a monster so she's good
It's a slippery slope.

Somewone should write a story about a former human succubus finding it hard to get a man

>>41187255
>have to deal with shitty human women everywhere you go fangirling around you
I really wouldn't be bothered anyways
What are they gonna do after all? Rape me? That's not happening with normal human strength

>>41187407
Pure monstergirls only, reject human wahmens in all circumstances

>>41187416
Amoeba did a nice story about a succubus who has trouble finding a man
What difference does it make if she was human before?

>>41186880
>>41186895
There is actually a very nice Alto-Eris waifu story I commissioned Yananon. There is ass kicking during the rape and lots of admiring and touching her muscles.

>>41187420
but can you deal with the fucking noise of those bitches?

>>41187444
former humans are used goods, apparently

>>41186880
>>41186898
There is an Alto Eris waifu story I commissioned Yananon, I do get my ass kicked by her during the rape, there is also lots of touching and admiring her muscles.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39335439

>>41187416
I want to see a former human in Beast's roulette.

>>41187444
>What difference does it make if she was human before?
Mulltiple partners.
>>41187454
>former humans are used goods, apparently
The problem is not monsterization. The problem is their behavior pre-monsterization.

>>41187454
Considering the transformation is a fully physical one even the worst roast beef will turn back into a wellington
If the girl was a slut she'll turn accordingly into a bicorn or a nurarihyon/kejoro so she can still do her thing in a less disgusting way

>>41187454
they do require a more thorough background check

you guys have it all wrong
its not roaches or LV1 slimes that will get you all, its the demons
Why?
becuase will all the checking you do about a monsters life, they'll be the onlyones to put up with the amount of paperwork you fucks will force a monster to do before you fuck them

>>41187444
>What difference does it make if she was human before?

Technically the MGs "no rejection" rule and MGU, I think it was Perentie, saying that monsterization doesn't include brainwashing are mutually exclusive. So in theory a monsterized human woman will retain her ability to reject men "not her type". I don't know if the "no brainwashing" thing was stated by KC or a canon material or not. But either monsterization brainwash you or monsterized human females aren't as all accepting of men as are natural born monstergirls, which would mean little better than normal human women for most of the anons here. Even if they weren't one of the exceptions of the "no rejection" is for the MG to have a man already in her heart and most human women will likely already have a chad they want to seduce.

>>41187501
i take it you can't into wish fulfillment

>>41187454
When it takes a magical transformation to stop being a stuck up cunt to the average guy, it's not a very strong endorsement of your (former) personality.

>>41187481
>The problem is their behavior pre-monsterization

Does it matter? The main problem with women with multiple partners is the possibility for STDs and that some people take that as predictive behavior of their ability to live without multiple dicks. Monsterization destroys STDs and monogamy becomes a hard wired rule, so I don't see why even if they fucked multiple guys before matter. This >>41187501 is a more compelling argument.

Would you subhuman faggots go back to where you came from instead of shitting this place up with your rampant addiction to cock and making yourself miserable?

>>41187509
Wish fulfillment is not excempt from the rules of the setting. If monsterized monsters retain their human women standards, which I don't know if they do, then there really is no different than nearly every other anime waifu where the protagonist is just "lucky" to have her and somehow she ended up in love with him out of impossible odds. MGE shines, in part, because your waifu actually would love you without having to handwave everything away with "lol, I was just that lucky"

>>41187539
it's a sandbox where you're supposed to be happy. stop adding cat shit to it and then complaining about it.

>>41187539
Please kill yourself and save the rest of us from your retardation.

>>41187071

To you, is finding your wife the adventure, or the adventure begins once you're both together?

>>41187599
both
>lose to lvl 1 slime as you start your adventure
>get back up and go on an adventure with your now wife slime

>>41187599
i view it as a part 1/part 2 kind of thing

>>41187632
quite the plank

>>41187599
It starts as rivals/enemies but switches to working together down the road

>>41187599
More 1 than 2

>tfw no lilim to whisper in my ear that she loves me and that I am valuable.

>>41187654
i get it's twitter and all but is that the best resolution you got?

>>41187654
but why would she lie?

>>41187524
>Does it matter? The main problem with women with multiple partners is the possibility for STDs
If you think giving a virgin monstergirl and a roastie who rode the 40+ cock carousel with every STD on the alphabet the same priority of benefits to a partner and happiness is morally excusable, I don't know what to tell you other than you're inherently evil

>>41187654
>Bodystocking with titty flaps
I feel like I've see this before

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>41187726
Make a fanfic about the mg of your dreams and breathplay already. We promise we will actually criticize it and not be harsh

>>41187726
that''ll be $99.00 plus tip

>>41187673
There are few things that would anger her more than doubting her love.

>Cat has begun sleeping on my lap
The colder weather is here, prepare for snuggling

>>41187737
nah she is just trying to trick me, just gonna go back to shitposting on 4mon and ignore her

>>41187737
>Anon goes solo since he doesn't think anyone would want to group up with a guy like him
>Eventually encounters a Lilim superboss that begins the fight with a speech about how she'll show Anon the love he hasn't allowed himself to feel
>Laughs her off thinking she's just joking around and gets ready to fight
>Triggers the OHK and wakes up in some strange bed he's never been in before

>>41187737
Don't get mad Lim-chan, some guys have had pretty rough lives, so they need some convincing. Just take it easy on him, okay?

>>41187758
Are those her tails? And why does she have to of them?

>>41187767
Dexterity bonus.

>>41187758
oh no, not reverse mindbreak. anything but that

>>41187654
i fucking love when that ultimate layer is a pardoy of heaven

>>41187741

>>41187820
nuns are trustworhty right right?

>>41187848
Very trustworthy.

>>41187848
with regular supply of kefir

>>41187863
>flinching
Casual.

>>41187871
new acolytes have to start somewhere

>>41187683
>If you think giving a virgin monstergirl and a roastie who rode the 40+ cock carousel with every STD on the alphabet the same priority of benefits to a partner and happiness

It is the setting that does, STDs are cured with monsterization and also is promiscuity. This is like saying that an ancient monster that have actually killed people in the past pre-current mamono lord shouldn't have the same priority as a virgin mg.

>>41187886
>new nuns have to practice having yogurt thrown at their face until they don't flinch
imagine the guy who's job that is

>>41187559
And so... my inability to tell a Dragon from a Succubus or a Lilim continues. Is she a Dragon? Is she a Lilim? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS?!

All monsters need an instant KO grab attack

>>41187937
i approve

>>41187937

>>41187937
does anon have one?

>>41187734
Do you think she'd loan me the money to sniff her breath?
And then when I can't pay it back, seize me as collateral?

>>41187952
well there is that forbidden handholding technique. if you can interlace fingers she's done for

>>41187952
Have you tired this one?

It should be noted though. While I do love danukis, I prefer them to have a body frame more comparable to that of the profile danuki.

>>41187972
not strong enough yet
good thing that the hellhound is very patient and willing to wait till im buff

>>41187559
imagine the reactions of normals to the bride in a backless wedding dress coming down the aisle

>>41187988
Try this one then. Canines love getting grabbed from behind

>>41187964
>if you can interlace fingers she's done for
that must be hard to pull off with beast girls and their fat fucking paws

I want to be given as a present to a haughty wight.

>>41188014
The real question is how.
In chains and rags?
Led in in confusion?
In a present box?
Naked in a ribbon?

>>41188014
I think I would end up being the court artist while I try and keep myself focused while the other undead keep trying to either cuddle me, seduce me, or in the case of the local lich, learn how to draw

>>41188021
I wouldn't mind the chains but I don't think the rags would be appropriate, a gift for someone like her should probably look more presentable.
3 is nice. Maybe 2 with her putting collar on me immediately.

>>41188063
Always good.
Regardless there's going to be a squeal of delight when she sees you.

>>41187599
Adventure to find a loli adventurer wife, continue adventuring with her.

>>41185926
I think, despite having strong negative opinions about many monsters, all monsters are valid. Please dont 'bully' any of them.

>>41188077
how're you supposed to get any adventuring done between proneboning and full nelsoning her?

I want to fry Deonora's eggs in butter made from Druella's milk.

>surprise hug a kraken from behind
>she inks everywhere

>>41188135
You're the reason we're all banned from entering Lescatie.

>>41188150
Do you actually follow some dumb lizard's rules?

damn...her back muscles are huge...must be to hold those massive breast up!

>>41188171
consider that a hellhounds chain bra is quite heavy

>>41188149
also what tends to happen when you fuck one so -hard that she starts just start squirting or my favorite, you talk about that nerdy topic you are both into and she just gets so exicted

>>41185926

>>41188126
You would have to just endure the sight of her lewd body in bare minimum clothing all day and wait until it's time to retire to camp, inn or your house.

I want weasels.

>>41188214
>One being in three bodies
The ultimate fireteam

>>41188274
I'm breaking out, I'm not becoming a monster boy.

>>41188290
if you like that you'll love mycelium

>>41188274
>tfw they are trying to figure out how i am alive when there isnt even a brainstem in my head

>>41188274
what are you locked up for anon?

>>41188274
>You are trapped in the movie one flew over the cuckoo's nest under the care of Dr. Cheshire.
>No actual treatment just like the 1950's hospitals, just more madness and lots of Cheshire prescribing you to do more butt stuff with her.
I guess it's better than lobotomy.

>>41188326
i see you haven't met dr tsurara yet

>>41188274
NO! DONT WANNA BE A MONSTER BOY!

ded right now

>>41188437
Monster boys are just pic related but male. Chaos monster husbands are completely different.

>>41188453
But I dont want to be turned into a slime to appease a shog

Yall bein' gay again?

>>41188274
"it stinks! it stinks! it stinks!"

>>41188453
>Chaos monster husbands are completely different.
They're really not.

>>41188274
will miss flayer mess with my head again, it feel weird when she does

>>41188453
im ok with catboy stuff as long as its ss,
in fact a lot of fetishes i would otherwise hate im ok with as long as its ss.

what if mind flay tries to mind flay a guy but all she finds is this in his head?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxZnV520Omc

Join the Sabbath.

>>41188539
no

>>41188539
yes

>>41188539
nah, i aint vegan

>>41188476
Is it gay if it's with an alp?

>>41188574
Yeah but it's the forgivable kind of gay

>>41188574
Those abs are for ruining with a pregnancy

>>41188574
Yes, trannyfaggot.

>>41188570
who ordered thighs?

>>41188481
>literally a squid
>a giant spider
>not different

>>41188639
>fox clothes shrank in the wash
>is too proud to admit she messed up
>walks around the shrine in itty bitty clothes like nothing is wrong
poor anon is gonna be constantly sweating

>>41188639
>>41188666
More like anon is gonna check her hips and see when they give out

>>41188647
They're the same level of fucking garbage and deserve to be thrown out like trash.

>>41188767
"no"

A
woo

>>41188326
Cheshire breath 100% sniffable

>>41188574
Alp breath 0% sniffable

>>41188870
maybe you should sire some wolf pups

>>41188870
Werewolves of London?

>>41188889
Of the underworld variety, but yes that's the goal.

>>41188883
Probably smells like Arthur Treachers

>>41188870
Do not awoo that's a $500 penalty

>>41188925

>>41188983
I'm gonna strip her of her ratty shirt and wrap her nude in a blanket roll.

>>41187937
>Apophis graping (You)
>Wight slipping her claw into your pants
>Akaname/Mucus Toad raping your throat with their tongue

>>41186015
Only if they're from
>Hagville, Transylvanya

Surprise!

41189154
Nice Monster girl idiot

>>41189232
2hus have always been posted here idiot

>>41189242
Don't talk to the wannabe jannie

He doesn't realize his autistic tantrums result in MORE shitposting than if he'd shut the fuck up and I'm sick of keeping quiet about it to avoid adding to the problem

>>41189242
That doesn't make Yuuka a MG.
There's plenty of on-topic 2hus to choose from.

>>41187767
Afterimages, like that one Gundam.

>>41189261
>"and I'm sick of" meme
what's with all the cancerous crossboarders recently?

>>41189304
>"I'm sick of" is a meme now
Take a week off 4chan

>>41189307
Hasn't school started yet? Back you go, retard.

>>41189304
and im sick of you

>>41189314
Hey remember when Moot said that traffic doesn't really increase during the summer and it's a braindead cope?

>>41189289
She is still a youkai and I don't recall anybody complaining whenever she was posted previously.

>>41189329
We have one or two autists who throw psychotic fits if they see a single post they don't like. You must have posted when he/they were asleep

>>41189333
>We have one or two autists who throw psychotic fits if they see a single post they don't like
>posts monsterboy
and the sad thing is you actually think you're making a point here

>>41189340
The point is, either apply to be a janitor next time the applications are open or go fuck yourself

>>41189333
Okay retard.

>>41189347
you've already tipped your hand as a shitposter with that previous image. Better luck next thread retard

whats on the schedule today?

>>41189354
Autistic whining. I try to ignore it by only looking at pictures

threesome with a succubus and her "nee-sama"

>>41189333
>claims to be a regular
>posts image with a monster boy on mgt
It's fucking hilarious how you retarded vermin always out yourselves.

>>41189329
Not an argument, really. I've always disliked people posting 2hus without any monster parts here. But usually i kept quiet and didn't complain openly.

>>41189372
I'll pass, I don't know if I would even have the energy for one.

>>41189373
Have a panda then
people like pandas right?

>>41189380
Hah. I didn't even think about that. I just wanted to see someone throw a fit over Midna

Here's another one because I hate you

>>41189391
based spiteposter

>>41189391
Show 'im.

So do you want your fox to have her tails home grown before she met you, fucked into her or supergrown like what druella did to koyoi?

>>41189380
It's funny isn't it?
They just can't help themselves.

>>41189401
I tried to find a more "western-style" Midna because I know that pisses him off but I don't seem to have that

>>41189404
you know what they say about those who whine about gatekeeping

fellas
have you met my wife?

>>41189372
snuggling while being sandwiched between them

>>41189413
No, she smells like she's been at the bottom of a dungeon for years

>>41189409
Yup

>>41189413
I try to avoid random dungeons, so probably not.

>>41189405
Thx for wasting our picture limit.

Never mind this shit, here comes wine gote

>>41189413
why is your wife feeding her hair a bag of chips?

>>41189418
Yer welcome

>>41189420
Wow hey cool wine aunt

>>41189421
wat

>>41189420
wine gotes are dangerous predators that hunt unsuspecting anons

I want a story where a succubus corners a man at night but when them man realizies what she is he gets excited
what follows is enthusiastic sex with an exploration of monsterparts, I'd write it myself but I cant even wright peinis in vagina properly

>>41189429
why does your wife feed her hair?

Just throw me into the hag pit already.

>>41189469
you are not ready

>>41189478
Coach, I'm ready.
Put me in a trial by fire.

>>41187921
always look at the tail

>>41189481
Everyone says that.
“Oh haha they’re old ladies they’ll be worn out in seconds.”
You all underestimate The Thirst and end up needing resuscitation.

>>41186670
>hubby rubbed head. hehehe
>all according to plan
>now i just need to poke him

>>41189582
Let me in.
I need to make mini-monsters with hags.

dogass I say

>>41189582
Thirsty Ran.

>>41189380
>complaining about fucking link of all things
Male elves exist in MGE

>>41189767
if its inhuman and has a penis, its existance isnt allowed here
No pictures
no discussion
nothing
doesnt matter if the wolfman is shown in its human form (like TP link) its still an inhuman male, and therefore its a no

>>41189776
Male dwarves are also a thing in MGE

>>41189767
What’s the subject of this thread?

>>41189786
Midna is a girl and she is not human

>>41189767
>still trying
I wonder when you chucklefucks will understand that it's not "one or two autists" terrorizing mgt into rejecting trash and it's just you failing to lurk before posting.
Same with those tards making early threads and being surprised when everyone ignores them.

>>41189791
And the other is not.

>>41189792
I’ve made “early” threads without people having an autistic meltdown before

>>41189787
but this isnt the "mge thread" its the monster girl thread, and as far as the threads concerned the male monster parts of MGE can fuck off
EMG has male orcs and a herm leech girl, we dont talk about that, we talk about the GIRLS
Arknights has animal dudes, but we talk about the GIRLS
Isekai animes has plenty of inuhumans, but we only talk about the FEMALES
Peter grill has males of the races shown, and still we will only talk about the women here

so fuck you, bringing this wank into a thread that doesnt want it

Which monster girl at the gym is the best spotter and won’t sit on my face first chance she gets?

>>41189823
Lamia because she can't really facesit you

>>41189811
This basically is the MGE thread though and it’s a bit ridiculous to get worked up over an image that happens to contain Link of all characters.

You are gonna get ONI'D.

>>41189841
Not him, but if certain anons had their way, Every male that gets in this thread would be facelss
I remeber editing images so the dudes face was gone, as his face "took way from the focus" even if his expresstion was part of the joke.

doesnt matter who it is, you could have the most plain, Nathan drake looking-ass character and people would still tell you to fuck off.

>>41189841
>a bit ridiculous to get worked up over an image that happens to contain Link of all characters.
Not him but no, it's not ridiculous. This would set a precedent and enable others to post more male monsters, it would inevitably lead to shitty excuses like
>b-but people posted Link before and nobody complained
and then good fucking luck reversing this once part of regulars accept it as the new norm.
It's not even MGE male elf, so I have no clue why would you think Link deserves a pass here anyway.

>>41189875
Don’t pretend to be retarded and act like “guy with long ears” is the same as posting orcs or whatever you’re afraid of. There was a girl in the image, people post men with girls all the time here.

>>41189866
>>41189899
Just get the fuck out you worthless rat, nobody's buying your pathetic attempts at excusing monsterboy shit

>>41189903
Elves aren’t monsters in MGE and you replied to 2 people.

>>41189910
the one you posted very definitely is a monsterboy you fag, and you admitted it yourself earlier. Now fuck off.

>>41189899
>“guy with long ears”
>orcs or whatever you’re afraid of
>people post men with girls all the time here.
Again, lurk before posting. Doesn't matter if it's just "guy with long ears" or a greenskin. Male monsters, monster boys, male counterparts to monster girls or whatever the fuck you want to call them are not welcome here and no amount of arguing in bad faith will change this.
Go resurrect the /tg/ thread if you want that shit so much.

A still night on the steppe, the Centaur hordes sleep and a low guttural song can be heard

>>41189940
I didn’t post Link and wouldn’t really call a hylian a “monster” but whatever
>>41189941
I have never posted on /tg/

>>41189420
Need a smug and confident wine goat aunt to tease, seduce and make me fall madly in love with her. I just can't see a wine goat in any other role.

>>41190106
You should, you have nothing to do here.

>>41187255
wait for them to swarm me and shout about how much I need a big strong monstergirl to carry me to safety
offer her my body and my love as thanks for rescuing me

I love fish pussy!

>he's STILL at it

Upset shog wife is the worst
Actually no, any slime girl would be the worst
>she gets upset at you
>refuses to go back to humanoid form, just rolls around as a sad blob of slime
>takes up all available space on your favorite couch
>can't touch her, can't move her

>>41187937
>mino wife goes for a hug
>sees something red in the background and she instinctually goes for a Rolling Death Cradle

>41190216
Fuck off. Your faggotry will never be accepted here

Alright, so no relationship is going to be perfect. Even though we know with mamono it'll be damn good, there're still gonna be a few things she does that'd torque you off. There're also be things she does you think are absolutely adorable.

So anons of /mgt/, I ask you this:
>Who/what is your monster wife?
>What's something she does that annoys the hell out of you?
>What's something she does that reminds you why you think she's so adorably lovable?
Maybe try to keep the latter two answers species specific if you can.

When I imagine mge, I imagine it looking like genshin impact

>>41190235
Minos are OP. What I would give to be hugged by one. What I would give to cuddle one. What I would give to breed with one

>>41190296
>Who/what is your monster wife?
Elf
>What's something she does that annoys the hell out of you?
Insisting that bows>guns and that elven villages are better than human ones.
>What's something she does that reminds you why you think she's so adorably lovable?
She is an elf everything she does is adorably lovable

>>41190346
amen to that

>>41190348
What kind of elf? High elf? Wood elf? Dark elf? Elf elf?

>>41190350
If I had a mino wife, we would overrun the countryside by making many more minos through passionate and excessively frequent lovemaking.

>>41190356
make lots of little minos so they can continue the rampage you and your wife started

There's no law in MGC that says you can't adopt an obviously older monster as your daughter.

>>41190367
The sabbath encourages adopting lolibabas and having them call you daddy in bed.

>>41190367
I'm pretty sure it's a thing in Japan where adults can adopt other adults so long as they have their consent, so that would 100% be a thing in MGE.

>>41190367
Say something nice about my three adoptive daughters

>>41190352
High elf...i think..?

>>41190375
Don't know about the right two but I know the rabbit is a womanlet.

>>41190296
>Who/what is your monster wife?
hellhound
>What's something she does that annoys the hell out of you?
She's almost got me fired several times now, she's always loitering around or trying to get into my workplace to see if I'm okay.
>What's something she does that reminds you why you think she's so adorably lovable?
How she wags her tail whenever she's excited or happy, even if it knocks over everything in the vicinity.

Regura's bugs drive me absolutely crazy, especially this one. She's just... I don't even know how to describe it except that I need to marry and fuck that bug until I can't fuck no more

>>41190296
My wives Are Anna Maria the wurm nun, Caroline the creepy jabber dark, and a still unnamed Ophanim bogie
Anna Maria does try to breastfeed me in public without asking
Caroline doesn't know how to keep her hands to herself or extra mouths especially when I am asleep sometimes
And the Ophanim Bogie keeps mindbreaking me with her form as a prank but doesn't change up the formula at all
I find it adorable while sleeping, that Ana Maria often tells me not to go if I do manage to get out of her coils
Caroline often blushes extremely hard when I call her cute then hides herself only letting the top half of her face show which makes funny since shes an 8ft extra thicc dragon
And Ophanim Bogie gf falls asleep holding a plush fumo of me that she made herself and is super embarrassed of me finding out

>>41190415
Unfortunately regura stopped drawing bugs years ago and now only draws fateshit

>"I'm hurt, I'm old, I'm tired, and I work with fucking children..."

>>41190296
I have not yet developed my delusions to the point I can add negative traits to my wife.
I suspect a few more months of tulpa creation will fix this.

>>41190371
>"adopt" a 625 years old Baph
>both of you practice the daughterfucking roleplay in full
>take her to Micky D
>of course she wants a happy meal
>some people are watching and noting what an adorable daughter you have
>you smile because you know what's about to happen
>your daughterwife sits on your lap, unzips your pants and takes off her panties too
>takes your hand and puts it under her blouse, guiding your it towards her nipples
>at this point there is a half-naked goat loli grinding her hips on your lap and letting out occasional moan, while you're fondling her her tiny kiddie tits
>oh and she's still playing with the toy as if she were a normal kid
God I love multiculturalism

>>41190540
so do i
>tfw no loli to manhandle in public

Ew

>>41190448
Now, when I see that pic, I always thought she's thinking:
>If only you knew how many dicks I had to suck to get where I am today

Don't get worked up. It's just a joke

>>41190371
Why not marry a lolibaba so your thicc hag daughter can have a mother?

>>41190540
this but completely flipped
>625 year old fox "adopts" you
>over time her manano mana shotaifies you
>she takes you to micky D
>of course you pick a happy meal
>some people are watching and noting what an adorable son you are
>she smiles because she knows thats about to happen
>you sit on your motherwife's lap, unzip your pants and take off your underwear too
>she takes her tails and makes a wall, keeping the sight hidden but still letting everybody knows whats happening
>at this point there is a half naked shota fucking a fox thats letting out an occasional moan, while you grope her hag love handles
>oh and you are sucking on her breasts as if you were breastfeeding

>>41190440
Well, it was fun while it lasted and this bug is just plain precious anyway.

>>41190540
I can't wait until we get the chance to force our sexuality on everyone else.

>>41190228
>can't touch her, can't move her
As in you can't move her because your hands past through her?
Easy. Just reach her slime core and massage and mess with it for a bit, she'll break down in seconds

>>41190755
This but unironically

>>41190646
Sounds perfect but I would attempt to go to the local MGC nightclub as a shota with my id

>>41190636
>>If only you knew how many dicks I had to suck to get where I am today
the answer is Zero and she's angry that she's still single despite all the lower-ranking witches, imps, and even familiars already having a husband

>>41190795
Her husband is in another world. This one. Me. One day she'll figure out how to portal him to her.

>>41190795
You would think it statistically unlikely that there are so many single baphomets.

>>41190813
There must be a lot more Baphomets in general than people think.

Around witches,never relax

I will be underage and I will drink oni molk

A squad of Dark Braves VS Dilatorz elite unit, who would win?

i will marry a monster girl for papers

>>41191044
I will marry a monster because I am a worthless man that can't make it work with a human woman so go after the easy option designed to fall in love with me that will never be a REAL mutual relationship.

que?

>>41191180
Its older bait sir but it checks out.

Y?

>>41191201
It's not bait it's satire, know the difference.

K

>>41191267
Poe's law, too close to the real thing.

What if you tell a Bapho you feel really safe in her strong arms?