/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for Erika!

>>41153701
what a lovable dumbass she is

umi dom doomsday

Rihappykah

kanon

Why rika freaking controlling my soul..

>>41153701
I want to see Erika's own clothes!

I love Predator 2
I love Spy Kids 2
I love Umineko

>>41153805
You're unbelievably cringe and western
i am wincing through the fucking dimensions. all of them

i cant believe how """"""""""otaku""""""""""""" uminekofags are. they're """"""""""""so belong here""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>41153873
>>41153896
high tier roast.. thanks.. ciconiachad..

>>41153873
Yippie ki-ya, motherfuker

Can we please genocide uminekofags and newfags?

>>41153941
You should go back to /a/, FBxx666999god666999xxFB.
or go back to faceshit. Go be mark jewzerberg's little guinea pet.

kanon-kun...

>>41153943
anon if all you want is rika why don't you just make a rika thread instead of politely asking 90% of anons to kill themselves all the time and hoping they'll all do it this time just for you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAULjdLX17U

>>41153965
please.. are you telling me Rikafags are more accustomed with tradition and otaku culture unlike most of you? Fucking wow.

>>41153982
anon
answer the question
why don't you just make a rika thread?

>>41153956
Haven't been on Facebook in years.
And there's no thread on /a/ right now.
So I will continue to post Umineko

/a/ is so repetitive and boring

>>41153984
because i am a bully.
But not Rika she's an innocent girl and not a bully and people bullying her so i have become the bully for Rika's sake.. I am my own savage creation and on my own league.

>>41154001
you do realise acting like this just makes people want to bully rika more to set you off right
you're not a bully, you're the bullied

>>41154007
no im not no
no
NO

rinipakah

>>41154001
rika is not a real person so why do you go this far unless you're a turbo autist

>>41154044
You already know why, friend or some fag pretending to be new while asking stupid questions like this. Rika is real I can fucking feel it. Rika casted a spell upon me. Rika is real. 2D is real. fiction is real. hinamizawa is real. yggdrasil is real. and that golden gate is real

>>41153963
dayum

>>41154076

>>41154001
then why are you bullying ange too?

anyone have that nice drawing of kanon and battler at an aquarium?

magic is really real and exists
kiseki

>>41154126
Don't you hate Bern? Why is she in that collage?

>>41154126
what a punchable face

>>41154137
i have no idea sorry

They won...

>>41154167
i wanna get lifted by satoko

>>41154213
>>41154198
>>41154167
/u/shitokofags doing this crap again. piss off

canon

/

short kanon......

kanon chest..........................................

kanon tummy..............................................................................................................

risadkah

>>41154001
Rika the bulldog. Snacks on infants. Disgusting toad.

>>41155149
rinobullykah

Riitchykah

risleepkah

>>41153684
Name their band.

>>41155404
The imbeciles

>>41155404
The sex

>>41155404
The titcows

New Mei stuff:
Illusory Goddess Miyuki (feat. Chisame):
https://files.catbox.moe/mnloxa.txt

>>41156153

>>41156158
Miyabi will get her Dark Awakening soon.

>>41156166
Also, Halloween.

>>41156172
Umineko 2 rerun.

>>41156178
Assets for an apparent Keiichi/Rena duo card are also present. Possibly Tsumi-inspired.

>>41156186

>>41156178
I was waiting for this! Finally will be able to get Ange.

>>41155404
the school shooters

Cute cover

>>41156843
some classic engrish there

>>41156153
Huh. Kind of lame how it's just another cosplay story, although taking place in the dark awakening ending time-line is a bit interesting.

>>41154102
Please stop posting that, thank you.

>>41156846
It's actually because it's a single with the songs "thanks" and "you".

>>41156864
it was a joke...

>>41154102
Please post that but Rika holding Satoko's head.

>>41156843
Can't stand new Satoko so nope.

How much censorship is there actually in the higurashi console ports?

>>41157587
From what I remember the notable one was a decent chunk of Takano's section about nip politics/nationalism was removed, and also other small lines like Mion conquering Europe for the germans.

>>41157619
Thanks a lot.

>>41157619
they censored that bit about the cannibalism rumors and the stuff about the japanese CIA equivalent

Finally got around to getting this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROdyoMahpLM

How is there still no full version of Sotsu's You remix?

>>41157722
I thought that got announced recently, didn't it? On some compilation album.

>>41157722
Artwork of the single was posted right above in this thread. It comes out on the 15th of October.

>>41157741
Did they say who will be selling it? I hope they make a digital version

>>41157587
Many of the sexual jokes are censored too, like Mion's discussion about Keiichi's penis in the beginning of Onikakushi. Heck, even that one small joke from Shion before the festival in Minagoroshi about Satoko's body needing Rika gets changed to just her having nightmares if sleeping away from Rika.

>>41157765

i've been told this is more explicit but i can't read moon, so...

>>41157765
>Many of the sexual jokes are censored too, like Mion's discussion about Keiichi's penis in the beginning of Onikakushi.
removing Mion's dirty jokes is unforgivable

>>41157697
ehh it's okay. eua's va has a beautiful voice

>>41157771
>>41157778
沙都子の体の夜泣きを、

(If she isn't with Rika-chama), Satoko's body cries at night

>follow beako on Twitter
> check my feed
t-thanks Beako

>>41157697
The instrumental is quite nice. Do you have the song in lossless?

>>41156843
Cute Satokos are always welcome.

>>41157814
lewd idiom

>>41157947
What's she doing?

>>41158025
I just got the mp3 files from the CD
Did you want the instrumental version?

>>41158081
Instrumental would be great if it exists.

>>41158163
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9TBZ31K4KM

>>41158178
Thanks.

Bern,Lambda and Featherine are the only real witches, right?

>>41158195
>real witch
no such thing

>>41158195
it's brainjars all the way down

>>41158195
Everyone is a witch except goats.

Miyao my beloved

>>41158195
Bern is a cat, Lambdadelta and Featherine are just autists with personas.

>>41158285
It was very nice of everyone else to humor their delusions, sometimes that's the only thing you can do.

>>41158289
Go back to bed Erika.

>>41158285
Labda is paper the stories were written on. It smells like cantdy and that's why Bern likes to play with it. When Featherine dimembered Lambda in Ep 8 it symbolizes Ikuko tearing the manuscript.

lambda is 4chan though

>>41158269

>>41158357
Forgot to add that she calls herself Super Paper.

>>41158195
If a person is able to perform magic, he/she is a real witch.
Otherwise, all three have a role in the fantasy-like coping subplot of an anmesiac author.

ribigkah

Erika is just Battler aging up Rika so he can finally can masturbate to her without feeling guilt

I found retarded ange x amakusa fanfics

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5959091/1/The-bodyguard
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6329113/1/Just-a-nightmare
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6407369/1/Etiquette

rihappykah

ritricksterkah

Which one do I fuck

>>41159610
Corn

>>41159610
Cornelia

dlanor if you want to fuck a KID

>>41159631
I'll pick this one then

>>41159641
<good> choice

>>41158269
Damn brat...

>>41159730
You're not funny, vagrant

yiff in hell, shitoko

>>41159926
not interested. delete this crap

On second thought, it's more like we're stuck in the abyss in the sea of fragments. We have some qualities similar to a witch, yet we exist in such a pitiful state. We will never voyage anywhere.
So perhaps, if you were to ever escape from this abyss, you'd emerge quite similar to Bern or Lambda. You'd have survived a hell similar to them after all. It really has been over 1000 years since I started posting on this accursed website and the same is likely true of you.

>>41160011
NEVER compare me to something as pitiful as a witch again, I won't stand for it.

>>41160011
Who said I'm still in it

>>37328862

>>41160122
Something about this angers me greatly.
I think I'm going to scream at anyone that posts a bern image from now on.

>>41160122
That's my post...

So when's Ciconia phase 2?

>>41160212
tomorrow

rilamekah

>>41160225
holy KINO

>>41160212
>>41160245
Can you stop repeating yourself, anon doesn't even know about hidamari sketch and nothing about jap stuff besides wtc crap.

I can't believe rikaschizo is brazilian

>>>/bant/16077070

On a physical level, Bern's tummy is the ideal. As a witch, Bernkastel is able to shape her body to whatever form she desires, meaning her tummy will always be flawless, incredibly soft, and curved in just the right way.
That's not all, however. The appeal of Bern's tummy is not only in its physical beauty and form, which are appealing enough in their own right, but also in the gap between her cold, haughty, aloof attitude and embarrassing, intimate, lewd, yet not explicitly sexual situation created by a mere mortal daring to reach under her dress and touch her in one of her most private areas, which normally is not even visible. For a thousand-year-old witch who makes lesser witches tremble in fear and who defeated the most powerful witch of the Senate in the past, just how great must the humiliation felt during such a scenario be? Imagine her mounting shame and embarrassment when she realizes that not only is she powerless to stop the belly molestation, but that, deep down, she even enjoys it a little and finds herself wanting for more when it's over, the internal conflict as she struggles to maintain her cool demeanor in the face of a newly awakened lust for belly-button kisses, the almost laughable expression on her face as shame and lust and pride clash and mix together. Her, the cool, mysterious Witch of Miracles, begging to have her smooth tummy licked over and over? It can't be, it simply can't, it's unthinkable! And yet she finds herself catching (You) on your sleeve with trembling fingers and asking in a breathless voice if you wouldn't mind doing that just one more time while her other hand lifts the hem of her dress again. Lewd! Erotic! Intimate! Shameful!

>>41160252
Get fucked in the ass, bitch.

>>41160261
im not some eceleb shit i stopped being cancerous and you're not my freaking friend and i will not post in there not in a million dreams

>>41160280
>i stopped being cancerous
doubt

rigouneverexistedkah

>>41160298
and you're even more cancerous, bernhomofag. get accustomed with MORE anime/manga/loneliness/VN/rpgmaker/lonely games. Do something with your pathetic shilltube life. stop watching shilltube and read a book/manga or too and stop being obsessed with wtc crap. you fags are embarrassing.

Day 416 of praying for RGD adaptation.

>rpgmaker
I'M GOING TO ALICE

>>41160261
Makes a lot of sense

>>41160326
>bernhomofag
I'm not him lmao

>>41160334
is rikafag autistic enough to edit all of black souls so that alice is rika instead because i don't think he'd be able to enjoy it otherwise

>>41160335
whatever dude? keep whipping the pits of my asshole then?
>>41160338
whatever you're you're mega fucking retarded. do the latter

>>41160349
Mabel is Rika already

>>41160349
>>41160354
not playing this shithole game. i will forever play yume nikki and flow.

>>41159926
cute

rinewfagkah

>>41160365
>get accustomed with MORE anime/manga/loneliness/VN/rpgmaker/lonely games
>MORE
and yet here you are saying you'll only play two rpgmaker'games and nothing else (and i'm being generous calling them games and not 'experiences')
either heed your own advice or shut the fuck up

>>41160397
go fuck yourself, unseniletwat.
making my own yume nikki game now, featuring rika and her loop dreams.

Yume Furukah

alice

>>41160412
is there going to be any actual gameplay in this one or are you just going to walk around like every other yume nikki 'game'

>>41160424
an experience is all you get and more jumpscares and more distorted and experimental sounds.

rialmostciafagkah

riryukah

Which monstrous deformed hand would you hold?

>>41160593
Always Rena's.

>>41160593
Hanyuu.

>>41160593
but of course Rika's you retard

>>41153684

>>41161001
Shion hugging Satoko after that mysterious fire shut down St.lucia for good.

>>41161029
stlucia is better than shitoko and shithion

>>41161046
Rikafags really are the worst, good lord.

>>41161154
Fucking study you moron

>>41161154
>rikafags are the worst because they hurt my feelngs
k

>>41160418
translation when

>>41161378
To be fair, I guess the theme of the ending kind of turns off people. Don't waste your time reading this, and go live real life! It's really dumb if you think about it for one second.

>>41161393
shocking how out of touch that message is

>>41158269
>wearing Jayden's shirt
what a slut

>>41158269
Mesugaki Miyao...

Why Rika bullying is so common?

>>41162109
Because f the haters!

mm

>>41162109
Why is that koi carp eating Rika-chama

>>41161154
*RikaGODS

nanacocku beako

furude nigga

god it's humid here

love kanon

>>41160593
Why is Rika hiding hers? Is she ashamed of them?

How I do become a Witch?

>>41161046
Says the anon who post Rika drinking from the milk bowl, or better, slurping from the sugar bowl and pretends it is tea. Sorry, it's not based in any form.

>>41160397
Who are you quoting?

>>41163996
my cock

>>41161046
Yes.
Only good thing in Sotsugou

>>41163877
It's a British tea

>>41153684
The pandemic is over, Ciconia Phase 2 when?

>>41163877
Have you ever had proper English teatime? It's a whole experience.

>>41164758
Ryukishi said that he'd go back to it when he's done with Higurashi and all of the collaborations it's getting. Meaning, fucking never.

DO NOT OPEN

>>41165381
it's funny but this is one of the better erika cosplays i've seen due to the expression and body language being correct

I want Satoko to do this to me.

ripukekah

risomeonestopmekah

>>41165711
I want Rika to do this to me!

https://twitter.com/xaki_k_sakita/status/1568539907886399489

New 07th stream on 9/16, probably just news about the October event. Beako will be there.


>>41163425
Either just lose your sense of reality to the point you become crazy enough you think you're one, or meet an interdimensional being and receive powers from it.

Stop sexualizing kids.

>>41163996
anon it's ten posts up

>>41165998
maybe /v/ or reddit is up to your alley
>>>/v/

>>41164831
Yes, and Rika doesn't drink from a normal English tea cup. It's probably the bowl for sugar or milk.

>>41166095
and from where you got this information? your asshole?

>>41163425
Take copious amounts of dissociatives every day, preferably DXM.

>>41166230
>DXM
at least it's not tranny shit. thanks!

>>41156166
I was hoping it'd be Satoshi...

ribeautykah

>>41166838
His L5 thing was pretty recent so he seems like a candidate for one.

>>41167033
I was kind of counting on it being like Tamura where she had the Oyashiro Banner card and then Dark Awakening one month later. Although with this it might take longer for him. But, yeah, he probably will get one eventually anyway.

>>41153684

>>41167135
Disgusting

>>41167135
disgusting

I found these and I kept them here, what do I do with them?

>>41167135
I would.

>>41167278
leave them for two days and then smell them

didn't know mariafans are unboobfags

>>41167359
I don't want to starve them though

>>41167278
delete this crap at once or release just rika and leave shitoko for the rats.

>>41167367
they'll survive

>>41167360
I like boobs but not on Maria

>>41167367
dehydration is the bigger problem

Why is she like this?

>>41167352
pedo!

>>41167399
zero pure dfcfags in here?

>>41167432
She will never be a she you know

>>41166123
Is this bait? You should see this isn't even an ordinary nor British tea cup. I don't need my asshole for this.
She's just weird and the poster shows how weird she is without knowing it. Satoko is simply better because she isn't slurping from the sugar bowl. Rika never experienced proper teatime! What an uncivilized and unclutured hussy.

>>41167432
I bet some straight man will give her the feeling.

>>41167432
i'm not sure i even want the trianthology translation at this point

>>41167958
Nice you'RE adding more bait on top of your already made up bait. You're full of crap, little sunshine.
>isn't even an ordinary nor British tea cup
Didn't know we have a cup expert over here. Rika drinks British tea and it's a fact whether you like it or not. Shitoko doesn't drink anything. Actually she's so dumb she drinks her own acid drink, which is her own pee.

>>41167958
*sips*
It’s clearly a tea cup in Gou. But whatever.
Rika makes it look elegant in any case
#tea #bluenotyellow #phase2never

MAGIC *clap*
DOESN'T *clap*
EXIST! *clap*

>>41168254
Erika...

>>41168254
>>41168088
Lady Twitter (Beatrice)...

[red]Everyone here is a faggot.[/red]

>>41168051
>you'RE adding more bait on top of your already made up bait
Not really, I just don't like this image because how the "sublime" Rika is represented. I'll just make fun of it because it shows how ridiculous the anime is (anf this "tea cup"). Otherwise, Gou-Rika isn't on my Top 10, so I don't care about that Rika and you can seethe all you want. Subjectively speaking, it's bad Rika-posting and usually it is accompanied with a dumb bait. More reasons not to like the poster.
>little sunshine
Thank you
>>41168088
Yes yes, the Gou tea cup. Bleh. The sugar isn't even hot and she has to close her eyes because she can burn her eyes.

>>41168304
Nice projection. You're "sublime" dumb that's for sure.

Has my superiority inspired another controversy? #紅茶 #meritocracy

Posted from my iPad

<span class="sjis">Satoko's human condition</span>

>>41167432
THAT'S EDITED AND THE ORIGINAL UNEDITED POST WAS PART OF A SERIES OF JOKES MOTHERFUCKER

>>41168400
Bernfag...

Bernfag's Princess Panties
Directed by Chloe Ironside

Mommy entered my room while I was in the bathroom and saw /07/th

>>41168447
Tell her to join in

>>41168413
IT'S FUCKING TRUE GOD DAMN IT
I SAID 180 AND THEN PRETENDED TO BE THE RETARDED SISSY SHIT THEY WANTED ME TO BE THEN FLIPPED BACK AROUND, KEKED TWO PEOPLE AND DABBED ON THEM WHEN THEY THOUGHT THEY WON
I WON'T LET MY GREAT NAME BE DRAGGED THROUGH THE MUD BY SHITPOSTERS, I CAN DO THAT MYSELF.

>>41168354
Really? That's sad. Appreciating and protecting an image like this must be you life goal, eh?
Rika will spill the Rest of her tea all over her if she drinks from a "tea cup" like this. Maybe you find it cute but she isn't a baby anymore. You lost, I won. *g* xD lololol
Pssst, I hit you nerve, didn't I?
ahaha.wav
[You are incopetent]

Accidentally posted my screen lmao

>1366x768

>>41168492

>>41168492
disgusting bookmarks

>>41168505
I'm in bed on my laptop fag

>>41168492
why would you make such jokes in a shitposting discord already known for snipping random bits without context and posting them here thinking people will care
you should have expected this

>>41168492
>No embarrassing tabs or bookmarks
Boring

Bernfag is prime bully material. His reactions are cute.

>>41168559
*Her

should I bust my load to bernfag?

>>41168572

Let's talk about Miyao from Ciconia No Naku Koro Ni.

Let's talk about Miyao from Bernfag.

Poor bernfag. Forced to service old man cock for generations.

>>41168624
So you're gay

>>41167135
Anyone has fanarts of how Maria would be if she got to grow

>>41168665

>>41168683

>>41168688
>>41168683
>>41168665
Fuck you Kyrie

>>41161225
More like because they're so deranged they're unironic st lucia apologists. You can't get worse than that.

>>41168665

>>41168790
bimbofag detected

>>41168665

>>41169040
God, just imagine adult Maria trying to seduce you but she starts letting out "uuu uuus!" when you take control of the situation before she takes control back

>>41169027
Nope. You people would defend Pol Pot if Rika said she looked up to him.

>>41169127
But they hate Satoko.

>>41169158
critique of rikafag got discarded

>>41169158
That's old Rika. Gou Rika clearly doesn't give a shit. That's the whole reason there were such violent Rika vs Satoko arguments while Sotsugou was airing, remember?

>>41169284
ɐʞᴉɹ ɹoɟ ɐǝʇ#

>>41168634
Forgotten.

>>41165116
I'm fucking sick of Higurashi. let it die, it had a nice run.

>>41169375
>using shitsugou as his source
bait clearly bait or a shitsugou banwagoner

>>41169514
He says in an argument where rikafags posted the tea drinking scene from Gou and are defending St Lucia, something that nobody would ever do if Rika hadn't sided with it in Gou. You have brain problems, man.

Bros
0hase 2 was postponed because of the chink flu
So let's go to Shirakawa and onikakushi people to get Higurashi canned for good.

>>41169595
what the fuck is 0hase

>>41169506
The fragments that are remembered live, the ones that are forgotten die. Sorry, but it's just how things work.

>>41169506
don't worry, ryukishi will ruin umineko next.

>>41169661
umiunko was ruined from the start

>>41169661
please no. I really think Gou/Sotsu was made intentionally bad as a way for Ryukishi to kill the interest in the series so he could move on something else.

>>41169744
it sure didn't fucking work

>>41169847
at least he tried.

>>41169744
Nah, they just got a really bad script writer. I can't believe right after Gou/Sotsu I got to watch Naoki Hayashi pull a Sotsu finale again in a completely unrelated franchise.

>"I've learned to trust the one I love, so now we say goodbye for a while. The End." (Nevermind acknowledging the whole almost "human genocide" bit, just like in Sotsu his script in a recent Ultraman Dekker episode acts like solving an interpersonal issue is the only thing that matters and enough to redeem the character)

Good night, €-frens.

>>41165896
what goes on in these streams? seems like there's a new one every week

>>41170117
Not really, it's been a while since the previous stream to the last one. They just announce stuff and answer some questions. There's some events going on in the following months for the anniversary, but there's really not much to be excited about. What's even worse, Beako is there now.

god damn nigg€rs

chu

>>41170010
Nah, Gou Sotsu is flawed as a whole so it is Ryukishi's fault. Revisiting old arcs was a terrible idea by Ryukishi and doomed the entire series from the beginning. He has dropped the ball massively and can't write for shit, have you read Gerokaso? Holy hell what a disappointment.

>>41170326
Kaleidoscope? Nope, I haven't checked it.

>>41169573
Honestly if you care even an ounce about the fucking schoolyard sob story st.lucia after what happened in nekodamashi I don't know how I could even begin to get through to your psycho brain. He posts the dumb tea reaction as a joke but if you want to treat sotsugou seriously at this point we can go that way too. Though it's boring at this point.

>>41170326
I can't read it because it hasn't been translated.
Ciconia and Hotarubi are both good, so he hasn't lost it completely.

>>41170428
yo im owning all of you in here
meepkah~

I can't believe some people think SotsuGou is good

Day 417 of praying for RGD adaptation.

>>41170326
what the fuck is a gerokuso

>>41170597
I like the designs

>>41170626
Gensō Rōgoku no Kaleidoscope. Entergram VN written by R07.

>Four friends who attend high school together as second-year students are kidnapped. Steel collars are placed around their necks, with chains attached to a torture chair in each corner of the room. A large cage dangles from the ceiling, in which a silent young boy dressed in all white is trapped. As the girls try to escape, a voice tells them that they are being put through a test with only two possible outcomes: either everyone will die, or one girl will die and the other three will survive. In addition, everyone will die if they exceed a five-minute time limit.[1] The boy in the cage gives out four Cards of Fate to the girls, which will decide how the story unravels. There are two Judgement cards, a Pierrot card, and a Prisoner card.[1] During the death game, an incident buried in the girls' past emerges.

>>41170428
What the fuck are you talking about? Did you reply to the wrong post or something? This is about rikafags defending st lucia out of their retarded fanboyism towards their shitty waifu, nothing else. Sotsugou can die for all I care.

>>41169744
>I really think Gou/Sotsu was made intentionally bad as a way for Ryukishi to kill the interest in the series
Before the gacha/Gou, Higurashi as a whole hadn't really gotten a big new entry for a while, probably since outbreak? Might've been pachinko stuff and other small things that I don't know much about.
He could've just let it rest, but he wanted that money I guess.

>>41170708
You're getting mad at a shitpost where Rika drinks a cup of tea.
Rikafags simply have more important things to worry about than whether st.lucia pictures hurt your feelings.

>>41170010
>"I've learned to trust the one I love, so now we say goodbye for a while. The End." (Nevermind acknowledging the whole almost "human genocide" bit

>>41170733
Well, the biggest project was probably the live action tv show in 2016, although it didn't get much attention in the West for obvious reasons. It was a badly produced drama even for Japanese standards, which are low budget in general, and that cut even more stuff than Deen.

>>41170782
What is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil.

>>41170708
how old you're lmao

>>41170826
always cracks me. thanks god i wont be re-watching this shit anytime now

>>41170826

do you think this whole rika vs satoko thing will ever end? it's definitely overstayed its welcome at this point, there's nothing fresh to even be said apart from meguri adding more ebin crazy satoko faces that somebody keeps jerking off to like it's still cute or hot

>>41170863
I just like teaposting.

>>41170863
It's the shadow of sotsugou. As long as sotsu holds influence, so will eviltoko and the nonesense civilwar.
Something must overshadow sotsu in order to kill it. If it were up to me I would pitch a serious mahou shoujo spinoff where they can be friends again away from witch stupidity. Would literally save Higurashi.

eua is the only lovable character of higurashi

>>41170938
What a whore

>>41170863
It's not like the Rikaschizo shits only on Satoko. He brings that stuff because it's convenient for him to bash Satoko and other people bring it up in order to annoy him.

But I doubt anyone is seriously still dwelling on it.

Heck, Meguri itself basically dumped the whole St.Lucia battle stuff since Rika is shown angsty about the situation. And Satoko only breaks much later for other reasons.

>>41170944
it was rika though

>>41170953
you're a nerd..

>>41170767
Huh? I couldn't care less about the tea, I pointed it out because the other poster was acting dumb and pretending that this had nothing to do with Gou. What is it with you people's reading comprehension?

>>41170863
>rika vs satoko thing will ever end?
I don't see it anywhere on this thread.

>>41170966
tea drinking is peak higurashi moment
shitoko a fucking shit
rika a fucking tea
get a fucking grip of yourself and breath cyanide!

>>41170984
>shitoko a fucking shit
I agree with that, don't lash out on me for it.

Filter on! Nano desu~!

>>41170966
Oh so you're just mad at Rikaschizo. Good luck with that!

>>41170999
Actually, rikafags defending st lucia has been a thing since the anime was airing like I said.

remember when these threads were 99% umineko? miss those times.

>>41170962
tasting dicks together with Rika!

>>41171001
Okay so you have a chip on your shoulder about all Rikafags and mentally give them the same opinion. And then lash out at the thread jester. Good luck with that!

>>41171011
now the threads are 99% riRikakah
a good thing

"You sure about this?"
>You're the one made of cake, here. Now hand over your head.
Using a kitchen knife I cut Lambdadelta's head off. I hold her head in one hand and prepare my knife with the other. A circular chunk of Lambda's head is cut out of her. It's specifically the part where her left ear should be that was cut out.
"OWWWW THAT HURT. BE MORE GENTLE, ANON!"
Lambdadelta's disembodied head scolds me.
>yeah... sorry
The stage has been set. I unzip dick, hold Lambda's head firmly with both hands and pernitrate the hole, allowing my dick to reach all the way to her brain. What feels like an electric shock surges through me. It's like me and Lambda have become one.
"OW OW OW OW. I TOLD YOU TO BE MORE GENTLE! I'M GOING TO TELL BERN YOU WERE MEAN TO ME."
>yeah... sorry
I slow down with my thrusts, allowing both of us to enjoy this intense experience. Lambda's mind is slowly going out of whack as she beings muttering gibberish. Her beheaded body is spasming about. I stop for a bit to allow her to regain her sense of reason and once her body becomes still again I continue.
>k Lambda, it's time for the cummy. You ready?
"yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa, eyem red amnomn"
The interior of Lambdadelta's head is flooded with cum.
"UHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"
I spend the next 30 minutes doing push ups and preparing dinner for me and Lambda. By that time, Lambdadelta regained her consciousness.
>Did you have fun?
"You bet! This is why I love you, Anon. But my head is still full of cum and I can't think straight. Take responsibility and help clean it!!!"

>>41171023
we rikawakenones are always correct and right 'bout everything and no one can debunk us. including you.

Lambdadelta appears before me. After overcoming the initial shock of understanding that Lambda is real and is standing before me there's one question left on my mind. "Why are you so tall?" I ask her. She's so tall that my head only reaches her chest. "Am I really so tall, cutie?" she says. I get really irritated by how she's speaking down at me like that and say "yeah, you're supposed to be like really short. So what gives? Are you going to keep growing until you become bigger than this house?". "No, my silly boy. I haven't grown one bit. It's the other way around. You're the one who got smaller." I look down and sure enough, I'm not the same 23 year old Anon I'm supposed to be, but the 12 year old Anon wearing that stupid fucking embarrassing shirt I used to wear all the time. Now I'm starting to realize what's going on. "You posted 'Lambda fucks shotas' in that thread over there. You think I wouldn't see that? This is what you want, Anon. This is your wish." Lambda says and chuckles. She motions me to come closer and yanks on a part of her dress, exposing one of her breasts. There's nothing much else I can do at this point. Sucking on Lambda's tits is all that matters. Yep, it's all that matters. Then Lambda undresses me and her pussy eclipses my dick. That's it. Anonymous is gone. Broken. Nothing more than a witch's toy.
After that, I completely disappear. I no longer exist in this world. I'm just another one of Lambdadelta's boytoys she keeps in her basement. At least we all get to play video games together. Lambdadelta granted my wish for friends as well, it seems.

>>41171033
how the f you failed the greentexting
the fuck
>test
ok it's just you. get a new keyboard!

>>41171043
>yeah sorry

Haha Anon, time for sex! You have no objections, I presume.
>Actually I have one. Take off your hat before we start.
Fuck you. I'm not taking it off.
>Then put your socks back on.
I don't get it. Is your brain faulty?
>YOU DON'T FUCKING GET IT YOU STUPID FUCKING WITCH. THE FACT THAT YOU'RE ONLY WEARING YOUR HAT AND NOTHING ELSE CREATES AN EXTREME IMBALLANCE IN THE CLOTHED PERCENTAGE OF YOUR BODY BY SEGMANTS. THE SAME PROBLEM WOULD ARISE IF YOU ONLY WORE SOCKS AND NOT YOUR ADMITTEDLY REALLY CUTE HAT WHICH I LOVE VERY MUCH. I CAN'T STAND LOOKING AT YOU IN SUCH AN INPERFECT STATE AND WOULD RATHER DIE THAN HAVE SEX WITH SUCH AN UNBALANCED ENTITY.
*bashes Lambda's head into the floor, which breaks*
*impales lambda with my magic spear and raises her mangled body in the air*
*puts lambda's socks back on, to restore perfection*
>NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME. BERN-CHAN DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ME. EVEN MY OWN DEMONIC SERVANTS DON'T UNDERSTAND ME. MAGIC CAN HEAL THE GRAVEST OF WOUNDS, BUT IT CANNOT FIX WHAT IS BROKEN TO BEGIN WITH. I'M BROKEN, COMPLETELY BROKEN. PERHAPS I'LL BLAME THIS ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF MY BIRTH. FUCKING AUTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISM.
>DECARABIA, I TRUST YOU TO BUY SOME CANDY FROM THE GROCERY STORE FOR MY GUEST. I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH ENOUGH MONEY TO DO SO. NOW STOP WATCHING ME FROM OVER THERE CAN'T YOU TELL IT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING. WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO TELL LAMBDA WHEN SHE GETS UP. HAHA I CERTAINLY GOT MYSELF INTO A PICKLE THIS TIME. BUT I FUCKING HATE PICKLES PICKLES PICKLES.
*lambda gets up*
Anon, if you channeled your special power properly, you'd be more powerful than even me.
>So are we having sex?
Not in the mood. In 340 years from now I'll come again.
>COOL! I'll mark it on my calendar.

>>41171074
literally me

>>41171074
witches are fucking cringe

>>41171074
i do this

Why uminekoniggers are such normalfags?

esl