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I love my wife Yukari Yakumo she makes me happy everyday.

>> No.41146862
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I'm the King of Touhou, Yukari's Husband.
https://crimsonhornets.neocities.org/
https://eilienen.neocities.org/

>> No.41146875
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41146875

Blurring the boundary between reality and illusions.

>> No.41156652

>>41146826
your wife needs to burn on the stake
you do too for marrying a youkai

>> No.41156883

I am happy for you.

>> No.41156978
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Can't let the glowie thread die too easily now.

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>>41156652
No, I will only burn with my beloved Yukari in the flames of the purest love!

>> No.41161481
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>>41146826
Your wife fucking sucks!

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Yukari noticing me staring at her beautiful feet and teasing and flustering me!

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>>41146826
How does it feel that even though your wife is a hag she will outlive you by thousands of years?

>> No.41168852
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41168852

Go to Hell

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>>41168685
Life extension treatments are around the corner
One can have a happy life with their youkai wife forever, and have many many children

>> No.41169504
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Looks like your life is already over. Altaar is dead. Altaar's dog is dead. Here I see two ghosts that may continue to sniff each other's anuses if they please.

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she secretly replaced your pathetic existence with more pain anguish and suffering than one soul could possibly stomach

>> No.41169618
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ur wif is PHAT

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>>41169353
Yukari is a natural momhu

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>>41173060
pop goes the illusion

>> No.41178617
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>>41168685
Don't be silly
Yukari would never allow her mate to die
Once they're hers, they're hers forever

>> No.41178731

>>41178617
>forever
Or until she gets bored of them. But hey, maybe things won't end that way this time. 1355th time's the charm, as they say.

>> No.41182609

>>41178731
Everyone's waifu is the perfect person for them, and is awaiting them in the afterlife
My Gappy is a long term planner and collector, not a short term hedonist

>> No.41183507

>>41182609
>collector
you're just another face in her 800 man harem anon.

>> No.41188463

>>41183507
Better than nothing.

>> No.41195382

she seems nice

>> No.41203679

>>41195382
She is.

>> No.41212358

>>41203679
Is she?

>> No.41212476
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Very youthful gal

>> No.41217739 [DELETED] 
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Early Christmas present, bitches.
>>41146826
Die, nigger.
>>41156652
Burn and die, nigger.
>>41156883
Die, nigger.
>>41160274
Die in flames of pure agony, nigger!
>>41161481
Die, nigger!
>>41168596
Die, nigger!
>>41168685
Die, nigger
>>41169353
Die, nigger.
>>41169618
Die suffocating under a fat guy's ass, nigger.
>>41169643
Die, nigger.
>>41169851
Die, nigger.
>>41173060
Die, nigger.
>>41178617
Die, nigger.
>>41178731
Die of boredom, nigger.
>>41182609
Die, nigger.
>>41183507
Die and get raped by 800 demons in Hell, nigger.
>>41188463
Die, nigger.
>>41195382
Die, nigger.
>>41203679
Die, nigger.
>>41212358
Die, nigger.
>>41212476
Die, nigger.

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>>41146826
Bad dog!
>>41217739

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>>41218545
Wow, your pathetic.

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>>41218915

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post some hag SAGGERS

>> No.41220941

>>41218545
Your evil deeds here have made your threads start autosaging again...

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>>41219755
Holy shit! This funniest fuckin thing I've seen this week.

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ufufu

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