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Dark Brave leotard EROTIC

The foxes are expanding

>>41150815
limit break heart stat OP

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/101055412

MEMORIES BROKEN

>>41150818
Judging by these threads, everybody is going to get state-mandated fox wives to deal with their massive overpopulation

Look at these dorks and laugh. They don't even use metal!

Uohhhhhhhhh

>>41150834
Fuck that, my future Jinko wife is not going to share me with anyone.

>>41150778
Big cow

>>41150868
That's clearly a sheep.

Miss Kiki works so hard and helps with every, I'm going to give her a pay rise

>>41150899
i recommend increasing her PTO

>>41150899
No need for a big praise, she'd be happy with just a tip - your tip specifically.

>>41150905
Even better, tell her that she's doing such outstanding job that you're sending her on 2 weeks vacation to tropical islands.

>>41150838
but i love them

do shogs/kikis like it when you dont give them much work? i want to spend time with them, if anything.

>>41151014
And also that you're hiring a shog temporarily while she's away.

>>41150838
Nice fliff and really tamable kot

>>41151029
Tough, they got conquered by iron using foxes and their young unclaimed men taken to far away lands as fox slaves.
Soon there will be none left.

>>41150828
>You are already raped.
>NANI?

>>41151057
well that sounds mean. those foxes shouldnt do that.

>>41151014
>>41151045
See, Miss Kiki just wants to serve Mastah faithfully but then he goes and makes her get violent. He can be so foolish sometimes.

>>41151057
Not on my watch, me and boys will assured that the Choco kot will have a lot of daughters

>>41151087
How did she get tomato soup all over herself?

>>41143756
>Parents send you to Camp Lamb for the summer
>Surprisingly they have a Hellhound counselor in the team
>Some of the more open-minded congregations may have a Kobold or Holstaur among them but this is pretty out there
>The other counselors pick up on your anxiety and assure you that Holly is a good girl, and has been thoroughly vetted
>She's had a spotless record at the camp so far
>And when you see her greet the other campers it seems to be true
>She's obnoxiously peppy and sweet like a good youth leader should be, and without a hint of her species lasciviousness
>That is, until she makes it down the line to you
>She's about to greet the chubby boy two seats to your right when she goes rigid
>She sniffs the air and her eyes snaps right to you
>She jumps almost on top of your seat, ignoring the other campers
>The feral, hungry look on her face is not the look of a "good girl"
>A moment passes and she's back to normal, welcoming you to the camp and giving you a big hug
>She holds on for just a bit too long, and lingers just enough to get another whiff
>From that day on she's always very close to you
>She's very hands on with her swimming lessons at the lake
>She sits beside you during lunch and at the campfire
>Any girl that approaches you gets a snappy sermon on inappropriate behaviors for couples
>That she's still her usual self in front of the others makes saying anything even harder
>Eventually it happens
>You trip during one of the forest hikes
>She's holding you before you even touch the ground
>She loudly proclaims you are injured and she'll take you to the camp nurse (which happens to be Holly as well)
>That's the last the camp sees of you for the rest of the summer
>Your moaning only serves to enhance the "spooky stories around the campfire" night

>>41150833
swordfighting is cool but where are the gunkata monstergirls? Cupid can't be the only one, right?

>when the stupid pizza delivery won't deliver pizza to the woods.

Marry green.

>>41150845
i dont why artists choose the blandest species of animals, the puget sound king crab has way better colors than the standard commercial king crab

>>41151374
lightweight mofu

>>41151087
Miss kiki no!

>>41151498
Heavyweight mofu.

>>41151538
She's going to be a Mrs wherever you like it or not anon

LOOK OUT SHE HAS A KNIFE

>>41151858
Right: "Stop staring and jump in, dumbass."

This is your fitness instructor for today.

>>41151984
>nine tailed hag with a wall of mofu behind her gets into a hotspring
>water lowers as its absorbed into the fluff
>she tries to get out
>her tails pin her down due to the water weight

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>41151976
But weird plants creep me out

>day 3: the cupids still have not breached your defenses
>they dropped back yesterday, although they still have snipers watching your windows
>you get the feeling they're up to something
>you check the cameras for the fourth time this morning
>nothing new
>suddenly the motion detectors pick up something huge heading towards the house
>you get back on the cameras, but see nothing
>tactical sandworm bursts up through the floor
>before you can react, she fires the grenade launchers attached to her outer shell, then a squad of cupids jump out of her mouth
>you never had a chance

>>41151304
The good girl is going to perform her Christian duties as a wife and make many children.

>>41152326
This but a Dragon

>>41151976
>No, you're too sticky

>>41152339

>>41152149
>Not even a fortified floor
What a jackass he kinda deserved it desu
On the other hand my bunker is not only reinforced with some extra hard steel i found at the junkyard but i also found a couple of deactivated automatons that responded to my commands as soon as I touched them and now they act as my personal sentry turrets
No mamonos allowed in my Order larp bunker

>Your husband is abusing you? Don't worry you are gonna be ogre now.

>>41152408
NEED

>>41152440
Do the Automatons larp too?

>>41152149
>other anons also have fortified houses after portals open
>lilim negotiator is at one such house
>anon asks her to come inside so the terms of surrender can be confidential
>she does
>after a few hours of tense waiting the Lilim comes back out with disheveled hair and says the situation is taken care of
>orders the cupids to clean up while she heads back inside and locks the door

>>41150838
>Anon points at the kot and laughs
>The kot starts laughing too
>They both laugh for a good while, right until she hits him with her boy bonker and picks him up
>She keeps laughing all the way to the temple

>>41152483
Big dragon booba on small dragons, a miracle.

>>41151329
Mama Tanuki Pizza stopped delivering to the Woods because they never got the scooters back for the new delivery-Anons.

>>41152720
i feel as if cupids get undersold on how powerful a mid-rank angel should be

>>41152847
>get a "send me your cutest delivery boy" order from the woods
>boss nuki starts filling out a tax write off form

>>41152926
I like to think most of them treat it like a game, it would be unsporting if they just went full power and pushed in his wall with zero effort.

>>41152149
>>41152720
Imagine needing defenses lmao, weak

I refuse to believe MGC's hospitals are up to code. Most of the nurses are just random mgs who showed up to the hospital in part city costumes.

>>41153014
eh to be fair not much actual medical progress is needed when you can just have sex to get healed.

Big noble loli butt

>>41153014
did you look at pharmacomancy? a lot of the spells can be made by a doctor and then administered by the wife

>>41153014
That's because their mana fixes all ailments.

>tfw you exist to make more kitsunes
suffering, I can't handle 198 daughters

>>41152926
>Anon sees a cupid approach
>He smirks, surely she doesn't think some puny arrows can breach his fortress
>The pink angel snaps her fingers
>Anon's house, furniture, clothes and the surrounding terrain are dragged into a raging, salmon-colored maelstrom
>He is at the center of it, whipped around by air currents and what looks like heart shaped thunderbolts
>The cupid drops her bow and points down at Anon, a mystical bolt firing from her fingertips
>When it strikes him he cums instantly
>But it's the saddest orgasm of his life
>Images flash of lonely women, hopelessly shlicking to 4mon /boy/ threads
>Images of Anon spending yet another Friday night at his PC, playing Dwarf Fortress, cold pizza to keep him company
>Why does he resist love so?
>He drops to his knees, sobbing, and begs for forgiveness
>The angel ignores him and waves her hand, the magical storm intensifying as a confused Kobold is teleported on Anon's lap
>The cupid speaks in a booming voice, the very earth shaking with every word
>"Thou shall drain this mortal of his cum every night, and take his seed in your womb, and raise a happy nuclear family of 11, from now until the very death of time" she said, in Latin
>Of course, the dog girl didn't understand a word of it, but her keen sense of smell understood there was a cute boy underneath her with trunks full of cum and she wisely decided it was her duty to lick it clean
>The servant of Eros vanished just as the moaning started, another job completed

I love my clussy wife, I love when I squeeze her boobies and they honk!

>>41153029
That's a lot of tofu and a lot of brushing.

>>41153029
The older daughters are supposed to help take care of their younger siblings.

Honestly, i’d be the type to go into an old rickety manison filled with monsters wearing a tiger thong, carrying a boombox that plays California girls on loop then doing the dance, then grabbing my stuff then running after I get that one liches attention until she cant easily get me with magic and start dancing as well as asking her to dance with me

>>41153037
clowns unsettle me

>>41153024
I will not submit to pharaoh's tyranny. No, I submit to sandworm anarchy!

i got drunk agai.n. need a satyros. please. i needit .im not responsible and ned to be protected. . . . . . ive said this multpiel etimes and itnever coesm true. was hoping portanls would open today. didnt. atleast liz is dead. wicked bitch.

i vposted something abiut satyrsos didit wokr?

>>41153128
fuck. yeah [post automatical.y..

>>41153128
Go to bed, Irishman .

There's nothing better than startling a cupid that's laying in wait to snipe you by sneaking up on her and asking her what she's doing

>>41153218
there is, letting her know that you can see and you think shes really cute and start using something shiny to make morse code and flirt with her

>>41153218
being a pincushion for arrows sounds nice too

>>41153127
>I will not submit to pharaoh's tyranny
You will have time to correct your loli wife so she grows into a wise queen!

>>41152926
>>41152980
cupid normally:
>larping as soldiers on how to shoot anon with a love arrow
>coming up with complex and unique strategies to get around his defenses without using angelic powers
>giggling and laughing all around when they succeed
cupid when angered (NTR)
>wait why does she have a pink knife?
>oh god how did she punch through 2 feet of reinforced tungensteel. and why did it melt when she did
>why cant i move my legs why cant i- oh god she is coming right to me
>wait wait wait AAAA-
>the noises following the cupid's domestic violence can only be described as "absolutely horrifying", even to abyss monsters

>>41153218
>Anon and his soon to be cupid wife have a sniper battle during the siege of kikigrad

Monster girls are weak I could take them down I could beat every succ down with pure will power!
Unless she genuinely likes me and holds my hand then I would crumble like a clump of dirt forced to have sex with her for the sole purpose of procreation in the missionary position, while still holding hands.

>>41150778

>>41153158
fukoff im scotish. love the irish vut im not one of them. htanks. slainteeee!!!fucking lovr this rabit i like marhc hares more than i like rum. that says something. love rum..
lomgplease let me post vro i stg.
LET ME POST _LEASE THE RU M IS WEARING OFF> I LVOE MIDNFLATERS AND MOST WONDERLAND GIRLS. CHESHIRES ARE PEFFECT>].
10 MINUTES>?????????????? ok i like demons andcheshires and flayers (flayers my favourite)and night gautns and dark mageand ghoul and arachne (all of them) andalraune and all the eros girls. love kunoichi tooo.. I have riends im talking to dont worry threadfriends.

Monster girls have zero standards, human women are better.

>>41153362
You're not funny, fuck off.

>>41152440
Chesh goes around spraypainting
> "Castle Alp"
on the walls.

>>41153291
Instructions unclear, fed myself to a sandworm

>>41153014
Its a hint the elevator musak is
"Sexual Healing"
Dr. U.Corne still blushes whenever she is going to the upper floors to do actual magick medicine.

A Hatter has invited me to go pub crawling in Wonderland and I'm just a tad scared.

>>41153421
Just turn around and kiss her

>>41153424
But I feel like that's just taking the bait. Just look at her.

>>41153394
makes me wonder how certain monsters would react to their beloved being in fortified houses when the portals open
>yeti bursts through and helps him reinforce the hole before locking him into a cuddle, all while he is still stunned at the yeti breaking in so easily
>fox just melts the steel with foxfire before dragging her husband away
>hebi just pounds on the door while whining and crying because if anon doesnt let her in (((the cupids))) will turn him into a manwhore

>>41153421
i don't imagine ms hatter moving very much. maybe the crawls come to her

>>41153024
What’s this about drums?

traitor

>>41153454
>>hebi just pounds on the door while whining and crying because if anon doesnt let her in (((the cupids))) will turn him into a manwhore
kek

I will conspire to overrun Earth with sandworms. You won't be able to walk 50' without encountering a sandworm. There will be many sandworm variants created like iceworms, mudworms, and waterworms. And when Earth gets too full, there will be spaceworms. Everything will become sandworms. Only fellow worm species will be spared: greenworms, wonderworms, and wurms.

I just want a vampire wife is that too much to ask?

>>41153454
That doesn't really sound like love. That sounds like anon being carried off as a war bride/Husbando.

>>41153527
that's love

>>41153527
the matches were made before the portals opened off of the preferences of anons everywhere, but some are still too in shock due to the portals actually opening to think straight and need some... persuasion.

>>41153527
It's both. Anon's fated, absolute best lover is coming to take him as a "war" husbando.

>>41153525
No, thats just based. Getting blood sucked is hot for reasons I do not understand.

>>41153454
>Kiki politely knocking and asking her new mastah to let her in so she can take care of him, she knows he's been living off of nothing but instant ramen and rice since the portals opened and that's not healthy

>>41153473
Imagine a loli Wight and a loli Pharaoh side by side on your bed, the former's pale body in black lingerie and the latter brown one in white.

>Fox says she’ll corrupt my bloodline
>Less than five years later and were having our 4th son
>Joke that at this rate she’ll never pass on her fox genes
>Jumps onto of me again for another chance for a daughter fox

>>41153586
>hundreds of years and hundreds of boys later
>she finally gives birth to fox
>its the most beautiful child you have ever seen,
>but that doesnt change the fact that lilith herself congratulated you for helping with the male shortage.

>>41153610
>>but that doesnt change the fact that lilith herself congratulated you for helping with the male shortage.
y-you too

your monster wife gently moving her hands up across your midriff

>>41153527
>war bride
I believe that would be "war groom"
>>41153534
Exactly.

>>41153579
Even if they're lolis, that could be too much for a man to handle.

>>41153646
Please don't touch my disgusting stomach

>>41153527
Being a warhusbando is the purest form of love their is.

>>41153647
>>41153696
>>41153553
>>41153539
This is why the Order still has followers I feel. True love can't be forced upon someone. Only given and hope in time it can be returned...

>>41151368
I did that and here I am

>>41153714
>items are unavailable
please tell your wife not to go for seconds, some people want to eat too anon

>woah anon is that peanut butter? Lemme have some! P-please!

>>41153714
Olive Gardens Bane.

>>41153729
Me and my wallet will try our best

Abs

>>41153844
Not big enough. I need my monster girls extra muscled and THICK

>>41153653
>too much for a man to handle
The sight of two thick young undead princesses on all fours would give me strength

hug succs

>>41152720
>lim negotiator
I've seen this one before, we call it waco

is she based on Bacchus?

>>41154119
no, the joke is one she's like broly and gets bigger when their jewelry comes off

Monstergirls thoughts on the following?

>Young Man
>House Husband
>Cute little boy
>Lone single man
>Sub male
>Gentle Femdom
>Love at first sight
>Teen Romance
>Younger BoyxOlder Woman
>Sugar Mommy
>Female-on-Male
>Stay at home husband

What are the general thoughts or consensus of monstergirls on such following terms?

>>41153706
>This is why the Order still has followers I feel. True love can't be forced upon someone. Only given and hope in time it can be returned...

And I can only imagine a powerful monstergirl's response to that would be:

>"So many lonely men. Unloved, uncared and made fun of. No woman approaches them and human women demand men to approach them and prove them 'worthy'. But for us? We don't care a man's so called 'worth' in status, money or power. So long as a man is good, not evil and just desires and seeks affection, WE WILL give them the love they seek. The love they need, the love they desire and crave. Even when they are afraid of us initially, we will drag them to our loving embrace and they will like it and be happy."

>>41154228
Probably "Uooooooooooh"

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that a dwarf wife means you get to live in a cool mountain hall, see great works of art, and also enjoy a shortstack with extra stack.

Downside, you may have to do some pretty hard work as a job.

>>41154228
>>Stay at home husband
the only show ive come across that didn't treat that as a joke was oddly madoka magica

>>41154249
it's especially dumb since eros is order approved

>>41154228

>>41154228
>what the fuck do you mean she is making a little boy do housework?
>what a horrible horrible hag...

>>41154267
>some pretty hard work as a job.
thats ok, gonna get swole so I can pick up my shortstack with one hand

>>41154032
>takes a running start

>>41154328
Just remember, dwarfs are quite dense and, therefore, heavy despite their lack of stature.

>Put on Muscle minin' and smithin'
>See dwarf wife talking to a few of her friends from the shift.
>Decide to be a bit cheeky and pick her up in your arms.
>It feels a lot easier than it used to be.
>She's half swooning, half mumbling things out in shock and embaressment.
You broke her.

>>41154358
>You broke her.
Go in for the kill by giving her a romantic kiss infront of her friends
Happy wife and jealous friends

>>41154249
>So many lonely men. Unloved, uncared and made fun of. No woman approaches them and human women demand men to approach them and prove them 'worthy'. But for us? We don't care a man's so called 'worth' in status, money or power. So long as a man is good, not evil and just desires and seeks affection, WE WILL give them the love they seek. The love they need, the love they desire and crave. Even when they are afraid of us initially, we will drag them to our loving embrace and they will like it and be happy."

Perhaps but you also have to account for if that Love is worth everything thats given up potentially. Just look at the host of monster girls that tend to lock up or make there husband dependent on them in one way or another. And all the other aspects of life that get potentially devalued. Underneath the monster girls single minded obsession.

Partly I wonder if this Love is really what we consider love. It feels more like a immense lust, combined with a innate psychological and perhaps physical need on the Monsters part.
How many times do we hear about monster girls learning or enjoying there husbands company beyond just fucking them? What her True loves Hobbies, or interests or dreams are? I'd say a lot of the time what we see from monsters isn't quite love despite what its called. Though im sure theres a few genuinely loving pairs out there... I don't think its as cut and dry.

Okay but where are the eldritch horrors for me to marry?

>>41154414
waiting for (you)

meanwhile, in /HBT/ on 4mon...
>i prefer monster boys over human boys (USER WAS ALPED FOR THIS POST)

>>41154422
I will gladly take her hand in marriage

>>41154404
If you are talking about MGE then you are retarded. We know there's no monster that literally traps their husband forever, profiles that say something similar are directly confirmed to be hyperbole. As for hobbies and monsters enjoying their husband's company, there are several different books and a RPG demo completely dedicated to showing exactly that. Every single couple is fated by the universe to be perfect for each other. It is, in fact, that cut and dry, and your idea about it not being true love is simply wrong.

>>41154521
Man I love MGE

>>41154529
God i want to fucking click my DNA with a big moo

>>41154498
>making a shog swoon
hope you like your melting walls and furniture

>>41153706
>Trolling outside /b/

>>41153537
What a nice ushi

>>41153537
I love your drawings, the MS paint style is very endearing!

Tip the cow

>>41154616

>>41154558
I welcome that

>>41154558
that's an improvement

Don't stay up too late
Sleep is important

Which flavour is your favourite?

>>41154644
Vanilla

>>41154644
whatever color can trap my head between their massive tits

>>41154616
cow tip you

>>41154681
That sounds like a requirement independent of color

>>41149966
Wtf?
Is this the first canon appearance of a black dragon?
Profile when!
They were described as "dragon supremacist radicals" of the extremist faction and thought even less of human men and that they all belong under scaled hips.

Brown loli seraphim (actually automatons) are the new hotness.
Embrace it.

>>41154644
I'll have the yellow one, please.

foxfire op plznrf

>>41154805
You all keep saying Jabberwock-chan is a fatty that needs to exercise. I bet you weebs worship and revere Ganyu as cute chubby dragon, but reviled and shit on Jabberwock-chan for being chubby.

Hypocrites!

>>41152149
>Not trapping every walls and floors with explosives. He deserves it.
The only weakness is a Cheshire teleporting in, but I'm ok with that

Archeologists must be to Anubis what mailmen are to kobolds.

>>41154891
but ganyu is a gote
and its a running joke ingame that a few hundred years before the events of the game that she was a absolute lardass at one point

I know and share the sentiment of monsterboys in this thread. But would you be against marrying a MG allowing you to temporarily acquire your wife's characteristics or a potion that allows that existing? MGs already consider their men "a male of their own species" and there is precedent with monsterization of the specific mana of a mamono transforming humans into said mamono. Maybe not even physically transforming, but stuff like temporarily breathing fire if married to a Dragon or something like that.

>>41154939
>pros:
>can satisfy mofu addiction while wife is away and go back to regular human when she is home
>cons:
>???
well im sold.

41154939
41154953
You're not welcome here, leave and go destroy something else

>>41154805
titty gote

Just saw futa MG art and KC didn't retweeted, this pleased me, since it means KC doesn't just retweets everything with MGE art, which means we actually can take all the MG KC retweets as confirmation that whatever happens in that art can happen in canon MGE. Si huge muscular Hellhounds are actually a thing in MGE.

>>41154939
I don't know, wings like my dragon wife so I can fly side by side with her instead of being carried sounds kinda nice. Even if it is only a temporary thing every now and then, since dragon riding is it's own intimate thing.

>>41155081
anon... I....

>>41150838
>Conquistador Anon and his Centaur-in-arms laugh at smol angry jungle kot
>Jungle kot pulls out Demon-Glass Macuahuitl
>With a single blow knocks out Centaur, Anon falls off and lands in the dirt
>Suddenly smol jungle kot isn't so funny.

>>41155116
>Jaguar
>Small

Ocelomehs are jaguars not ocelots, they are big cats.

>>41155116
I cannot be raped! Ich bin der Zorn Gottes!

>>41155131
Then explain ocelomehs that are smol womanlets.

>>41154756
Back to /a/.

>>41155081
KC has retweeted an MGE giantess play and vore doujin and some MGE art featuring those topics a few years back as well.

Don't get excited about what KC does and doesn't retweet.

MGE allows pretty much anything as long as it isn't NTR or bad end/suffering

>>41155113
>I won't let them show up officially
Well?

>>41155116
>coughs on kot
pssh, nada personell, chico.

>>41151014
>after 2 weeks all the sand on the beach have been neatly swept into a nice pile

>>41155276
Kaloo, kalay! Surely there will be no work today!

What does Mad Hatter do when she runs out of tea?

>>41155343
She becomes a little crazy.

>>41155343
why do you think the queen died?

Chill, slow thread, time to relax.

>>41153218
>buddy has a cupid wife
>she often asks him to play OPFOR on their training exercises
>one time he asks you to help him out on their next exercise
>technically it's against the rules but he says it's fine, red team is supposed to break the rules sometimes
>he lends you a military-grade stealth suit and berserker pack (don't ask where he got them), and tells you to wait at a likely sniper location
>one of the girls is a rookie, so he figures she'll take the obvious spot and won't be looking for an extra player
>if you take her out, he should have a clear shot to the extraction point

>>41155343
Mad hatter becomes sad hatter.

>>41155490
>Please dont be sad, have some coffee

Monsters bully dorks

>>41155263
>jubjub flu spreads like wildfire

>>41155141
Mutations or they married shortfags. That being said, there is something incredibly sexy about a short warrior woman that completely physically dominates you and will beat the crap out whoever threatens you out of the sheer combat ability.

>>41155594
Horrible illness.
First their fur gradually turns into a neon-bright pink, taking their camouflage.
Terminal case of heart pupils.
Hips widen, breasts grow, becoming plump and soft.
Then before they know it, all they can think about is making babies.

>>41155594
>no tolerance to it
>population sextuples in 5 years

>no touching!

>>41154924
>in desert kingdom
>messenger for a neighboring kingdom
>go to the Pharaoh's palace to deliver message
>get assaulted and husbando'd by autismdog
such is life

>>41155184
There's a canon vore monstergirl but there are no canon futa monstergirls, so that seems fairly accurate.

>>41155770
Nah, i prefer nukis tails more, so i will not bother you.

>>41155770
>>no touching!
>rides past on my Centaur waifu
>couldn't reach down that far even if I wanted to
>smiles and waves and keeps riding

>>41150838
>>41152733
>>41155116

>Taking a walk through the forest with your Ocelomeh wife a head shorter than you, teasing her on how "cute" you think that is
>There is an extremist Order Squad passing by of 5 high ranking knights
>They lay their eyes on you and begin closing in
>They take a step back after they see your Ocelomeh wife with her Macuahuitl on hand
>You step closer to your jaguar warrior wife and put yourself behind her but is a terrible hiding spot as you tower over her
>She strikes her paw on her waist, signaling you to put your hand on it
>You walk through by holding your wife as the order knights murmur and keep retreating as your wife advances, they know better than to engage against a powerful berserker jaguar warrior
>Some minutes latter she place lays down her weapon and looks smugly at you
>"You can keep hold me longer if you still feel uneasy, that was very "cute" you know? I cant wait to get home so that I can thoroughly enjoy you as I think of how cute you were."
>Heavily blush in embarrassmen as you realize you sought protection from a woman a head shorter than you

I really need to kiss a Jinko.

What does a shog or kiki do when the house is clean and master isn't home yet?

>>41155796
There are actually futa potions or something similar

>>41156102
Kikis play CSGO.

>>41156102
>polish the cutlery
>polish the glassware
>polish the Bean
Mashtah-bating

>>41156102
>cause a mess just to clean it up again
>admire work
>unleash the deep dark desire to be a neet for a little bit
>shitpost/talk on 4mon's /HWC/ (house wife and cleaning) board
>play games about house cleaning
>kiki only: taunt the foxes because shed feathers from your tail are much more useful than shed fur

>>41156132
At least there is finally a sane explanation to who is buying those simulator games

>>41156128
I just want kiki to make me some polish pierogis

I would most definitely sniff kiki breath

I want to be sat on by anubass

>>41156395
Should have known my manager will abuse the
>and other duties
of my employment contract

>>41156395
My apologies, I won't mention sniffing breath again this thread.

But I have to say, yes, I would sniff anubis breath.
Top 10 of girls breath to be sniffed. Okay, I'm done. Sorry

i will taunt a wurm by dancing and then dance with her as we dance like idiots in front of a grumpy old dragons manison

41156508
fuck off

Join the Sabbath.

41156533
No. Fuck on!
>t. Some succubus probably

Your mother was a large rat and your father smelt of vodkha

The Order is by far the most interesting part of the MGE setting, and KC made the setting a whole lot less interesting when he made all of those retcons to make MGs more palatable and give the setting less fridge-horror. Fight me.

sorry I dont fight the mentally ill but aside from that.
You get to enter MGE but the catch is that you will end up in a haunted mansion filled with all undead variants of all the monsters of MGE

>>41156756
>You get to enter MGE
I stop reading there and jump into the portal

>>41156756
>You get to enter MGE
I will take anything as long as it is not a slime girl, lamia, Arachne, Centaur, or literally anything else that has the lower body of an animal.

>>41156735
I liked the order when all I knew about them was they occasionally got together with angels and crusaded into monster land.
I enjoyed that less when I learned that all they really managed to do was kill children, stragglers, and small villages of non combatants.

>>41156774
Don't feed the shitposting retard

>>41156765
>>41156770
so would you explore the large manison you found yourself in? or would not care and just start dancing and or making lots of noise to get a monster sooner?
>>41156778
Its the same shithead

>>41156785
Chances are one of them is somehow going to sniff me out and rape me before I can explore anyway.

>>41156785
I'd just wander aimlessly until I get claimed, maybe play hide and seek a bit for some cheap thrill. I'm not very picky about MGE girls anyway, there's maybe 10 species I would not find appealing at first

>>41156774
>I liked the order when all I knew about them was they occasionally got together with angels and crusaded into monster land.
Only thing to do with the Order I’ve really enjoyed is that Fear, Surprise, and Ruthless Efficiency fic on spacebattles where a guy is abducted and forced into the Order.

>>41156756
>undead kiki
has she been working an office job not as a janitor?
>undead shog
i wonder how would that even work

>>41156863
Shog is eternal

So I recently got back into MGE after a year or so and reread the seven song islands thing. Firstly, Saida is still the best island bor having "bad girls" and Gremlins eveywhere. But secondly, what's KC doing at the moment? It seems he hasn't released anything since Krampus.

>>41156863
its the house where everything becomes undead
>>41156793
>>41156821
I'd start climbing shit, grabbing cool looking polearms, stealing food that still good, and taking a bag to carry around with me

>>41156943
He's busy drawing 626526th Holstaur titfuck CG for the MGE game

>>41156774
Eh, I also liked the setting more when it was slightly mistranslated and the two sides came across as different shades of grey. Now it's just comically evil religious zealots vs pure good invincible monsters who can't lose. I feel this kind of sucks as a setting, even if I really like the designs.

stop samefagging

>>41156962
Cool, so the game is still in production. I remember him implying a Lich would show up from the artwork, so hopefully that'll still happen. I doubt we'll get ALL species, but if the demo is anything to go by it'll be good.
I found the combat a little confusing though. It's like both love bars will fill regardless of who falls in love first, so it shouldn't really matter who surrenders first because the difference is typically in seconds.

>>41156972
What the fuck are you on about?

>>41156991
all the order posts about liking them and likig the setting when it was mistranslated. At the end of the day, its a porn setting

>>41157003
Oh. I was >>41156963. It's kind of silly to think any opinions that aren't yours are just one guy samefagging, but you do you I guess. I remember this mindset being an issue a year or so ago too, so I suppose that never changed.

>>41156984
liches are the one monster I want to tease and see blush and get embarrassed

>>41156756
>get confronted by a wight riding a massive undead dragon
>wight starts reciting some speech she prepared for the next human who came along
>ignore her and start talking to the dragon
>dragon zombie transforms back to her girl form and dumps the wight on the ground
>wight starts crying
>she says it took her years to train that stupid lizard

>>41156395
Anubis watching the pyramid breaker
Will she top the femur breaker guy in screaming?

>>41157031
I understand, but aside from your post, the rest of the posts are pretty damn similar t b h
>>41157036
I'd most likely just mess with them both by pretending I didnt see them
>>41157042
thats called torture anon

>>41156984
>Cool, so the game is still in production
It's having major production issues though, it's almost 2 years since the initial release and he did not add any content since then.

>>41157058
>thats called torture anon
*lego pyramid starts to get crushed*

>>41157059
major production issues is putting it lightly. By all accounts it seems to be a miracle he managed to produce the demo in the first place.

>>41157076
>broken anubis in a catanoic state to the point that she doesnt even react to getting poked with her hubbies pp for a day

>>41156756
I can get a undead tree rat or an undead funny lot, damn what a horrible catch. Where can I sign ?

>>41157123
What are the criminal consequences for destroying a pyramid in the desert realms

https://twitter.com/orinzenohana/status/1568162922286792706?s=20&t=18Z-glW_sZVQOeG1n7FjgQ
the typical elf adoption story

>>41157183
excommunication and getting banned from ever entering the desert realms
>>41157191
true, I bet part of the reason elves are so quick to raise the human babies they find in the forest is so they can play out some of their fanstayes

>>41157183
how was i to know it was a load-bearing block?

>>41157211
IT WAS PAINTED RED

>>41154753
Technically that's just Wilmarina. There is a necklace that can transform someone into a dragon.
I think Alto Eris is supposed to be a black dragon too, her profile also mentions them.

>>41157234
Red mean "hit me", it's your mistake for letting me go around with a sledgehammer

>>41157234
there's probably some cool secret behind it

Just R&I all Ordertards, they're troll tourists.

>>41157246
wonder if she has a sister

best mg for this feel?

>>41157327
i trust this bunny angel

>>41157318
Wonderworm, if her smoke helps you disassociate.

>>41157283
>its wall chicken

>>41157354
ah sorry
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5619421

>>41157378
anon, just read the books, especially the 3rd book. the sabbath one

>>41156756
oh, no, woe is me, what ever will do around all these sexy undead, i guess ill just let them take me

>>41157378
Witch

>>41157378
I love morisobo

>>41157389
anon is somewhat disappointed when a dhampir comes to 'save' him

>>41157378
Small enough Wonderworm is still fine.

>>41157417
Dhamps are never disappointing

>>41157389
but what would be the first place would you try and find?

>>41157417
>what do you mean my mom is better

>>41157412
whats his deal though, he does the same thing,
i initially thought it was a thing similar to that one parsee flute guy where he cant draw a certain thing and just focus on what he does but he can draw faces just fine.

Oneesan has a surprise for you.

>>41157472
There really isn't enough Dark Mage art. I know there are a couple of OCs out there, but none compare to the original.

>>41157451
most of harem is undead variants, this is 80% of the work done

>>41157474
then what are some good ideas?

>>41157183
you have to listen to the autism wan sob for a few days while her husband cant even get her to cuddle.
if you do not feel remorse by the end of it you are thrown into the lilim jail and interrogated by eros's best agent (a loli cupid that doesnt know the arrows are set to hurt mode if not infused with mana beforehand)

>>41157183
50 years in the manticore pit

>>41157523
how to best destroy sandstone?

>>41157533
fist

>>41157523
>manticore pit
>snake pit
>scorpion pit
I think the pharaoh needs to be more creative when coming up with punishments

>>41157417
>tell dhampir she's close enough to a vampire
>pull out a knife, make a big cut across your palm and hold it in front of her face

You will accept the ring that she forged herself inside a volcano.

>>41157598
>>41157598
I mean, I'm Ok with that.
A date is good too.

>>41157598
i would, but i don't have anything equally as cool to give back to her. Would she really be ok with trading a cool ring forged in a volcano for whatever a salaryman can afford in the jewelry shop?

>>41157490
It's pretty tough. I'm actually a big Dark Mage fag, but even I'll admit they basically look like normal human women in most circumstances, or at least could fit into almost any other fantasy world as a normal mage.
It still doesn't bother me much because KC's version is great. I absolutely want to live in a comfy woodland cottage with a tall big tiddy magical wife who obsesses over spells to make us both cum harder.

>>41157662

>>41157675
>Mortal you will enjoy this place, the coffee is adequate and the interior amusing.

>>41157686
>On mornings when I come here to break my fast the servants prepare bacon and eggs, serving them in the form of a smiley face. This pleases me.

>>41156534
I already have ToT

>>41157706
>Her expression is stoic, her delivery refined.
>But as soon as she gets the Sunny Side Up special she gets a tiny little smile

I warned you about staying up too late.

sabbath friends. I have a doujinshi in the works it will be in full color and feature loli femdom

>>41157474
>>41157674
I know what you mean
>monster girl encyclopedia
>end up falling for many of the most cosplay-tier girls in the catalogue

>be normalfag anon that entered the portals, no clue what MGE is before entering.
>most you can recognize is a common cat
>the "lilim" she called herself says that she can give you a list of monsters and explain each on in detail, so that you can get the wife you want
>figure you would go with an anubis. you like dogs and she seems like a strong and noble queen
>end up getting a neet autism wan that builds endless pyramids in some civ like game
>settle for it because she loves being pet and cuddles up to you whenever she is tired

>>41157562
It's more like an open air apartment complex than a pit.

>>41157562
Where is the crocodile pit?

>>41157720
stumpy tail, always imagined baphos with bigger ones.

>>41157788
God, I want to eat out my NEET Aubis GF while she spergs over minecraft pyramid building and grips my head tighter when something unexpected happens.

>>41157802
Any pool connected to the Nile or a tributary of same.

>>41157809
Small gators with thick tails.
What a forest.

I am gonna be chased across the word by a kaiju when the portals open, won’t I?

>>41157831
Such is life in the bayou

>>41157840
Its a pretty clear one for sure.
They must keep it clean.

Do not wrestle the gators though, as you may attract their oneesans.

>>41157845
I'm just here for the orchids

>>41157839
No, you'd get detained at the second or third airport when the local government decides it's easier to just hand you over to her.

>>41157854
>Comfy orchid aulraunes and lilauraunes relaxing on the shores of the bayou.
>Just living a quiet, comfy life.
>Also snagging an Anon that gets too close when he isn't paying attention.

>>41157807
that is if she doesnt groom you into playing with her, hope you enjoy hypermodded tech pyramid building.

>>41157788
Gonna make the tismdog play a high speed twitch shooter instead of her boring old city builders

>>41157875
That sounds amazing, hopefully I could convince her to try Factorio

>>41157884
not possible to make pyramids in factorio.
she will make you play GTNH to its current and you will be happy.

https://twitter.com/kojikojitw/status/1567862563421167616
Mamono eggs are scary. They will chase shy sperm.

>>41157902
You can make pyramids in Satisfactory.

>>41157788
>>41157807
>anubis wife is 8 feet tall and has a six-pack from working out
>she's still an autist that excessively plays city builders

>>41157910
yeah but it runs into performance problems if you dont have a top-of-the-line machine. ontop of there actually being a limit on how many things you can place for multiplayer (if you place too much shit people just wont be able to join)
so once again, you WILL play the autism pack to its end with your autism wan and you WILL be happy.

>>41157915
>"Just because I am a captain of the royal guard doesn't mean I cannot use my brain as well as my muscles."
>Helps her relax as she cultivates a happy little city...or exceedingly weird ones just to goof off.

>>41157922
That's a kind of "bad end" I can get behind, desu senpai

>>41157907
but egg cells cant move though, they dont even have flagella!

>>41157907
>group of men harass a girl
>turn out she's mamono, they try to run
>one gets separated and loved HARD
>moments later, inside the girl
>group of sperm go for the egg
>egg turns out to be too much for them, they run
>one perm gets separated and loved HARD
we need to go deeper

>>41157907
That is pretty worrying
>A Dark Mage's egg is doing this
OH FUCK. Makes sense considering how they use magic for anything sexual but as a guy who isn't really interested in kids but likes DMs I'm FUCKED.

>Anubis catches anon playing opus magnum
>goes into a long tearful tirade about how anon betrayed her and wondering what he sees in gears, automatons, gremlins and moving machinery on her blog
>"anon likes orbs over blocks" becomes a meme and great way to set anubi off on forums

>>41157884
Factorio is absolutely a Gremlin's game.
I may be able to (barely) beat it using brute force, but you can bet a Gremlin will make a perfectly ratioed super factory with a perfect rail network within the first playthrough.

>>41157974
Say it with me, "Mamono Magic"

>Anubis and Anon play Minecraft
>Within the first week anubis has built a veritable palace surrounded by pyramids with working redstone elevators, railways, and all sorts of other technological marvels
>Anon built a 15x14 (messed up the count) block house of dirt

How do I beat the mino boss of the maze?

>>41158042
Ask her out!
doofus!

And then you have those errant mg deviants who play Oxygen not included

>>41157860
The joke is on them, I will just stow away on ships

>Wantannia Rules the Waves

>>41158042
Wait until she's asleep then tip her over

Is it true that you'll have funny dreams if you fuck a Bogie right before going to sleep?

fond of monster girls.

I hate monster girls
monster girls hate me

>Try to get a proper desert kingdom wife
>Get raped by a hellhound in a dollar store getup swearing up and down she's a real "anoober"

>>41157742
Awesome

>>41158202
unless youre a morally reprehnsible person like a serial killer or a rapist or something like that, monster girls do not hate you, and you shouldnt hate them either.

>>41158220
nevermind, not rapist
some monster girls are into that, but still dont do it

>Civilization game comes out post portals
>Anubi everywhere throw a fit because Egypt is represented by a Pharaoh who “sleeps all millennia while we do the real work“
>Mod comes out the next day replacing generic pharaoh with a fully customizable Anubis and also a second (male) leader that is also fully customizable with over 37,000 possible combinations to rule alongside her

>>41158042
Ignore her taunts and ask her for a glass of milk, she'll be too embarrassed to react.

>>41158220
What if you're just a bad person BUT you also know you're a bad person and feel bad about it?

>>41158155
bogies are very fun to be around

>>41158225
>khepri throw a fit because the king needs to be a actual king
>and harem options

I wonder how much change there would be in the world of art Post portal

>>41158264
if you know youre a bad person, then theres room for redemption in you. youd be a magnet for monsters saying 'I can fix him'.

>>41158220
It's ok with them as long as you take responsibility and love them.
Rape fantasies are surprisingly common with real life women (emphasis on "fantasy").

>>41158283
>spolier
i think a lot of them enjoy connoncon, monsters are no different both ways; pretending to rape and pretending to be raped.

>send manticore streamer a copy of Manhunt
>tell her it's a dating sim

>Anubis wife works at PharaohCorp.
>Love her reserved demeanor and her professional (for a monster) appearance
>Hear about a hostile takeover by Apophis Industries
>Have to work fast, can’t convince her not to go to work
>Send wife off to work the next day with a “please don’t grape” note

>>41158220
>>41158223
the thing about rape in MGE is that its fundamentally different.
a monster knows if you will want to have sex with them and wont rape if they know you dont want it, so MGE rape is just "sex at a inconvenient time"
while in real life rape is "against someone's will", so a monster girl would probably not forgive you if you were a actual rapist.

>>41158378
Teach her the power of the ball gag.

>>41158378
Tell her you want to try bondage and then leave her tied up for the day.

>>41158378
what happens if an aphophis injects everyone in a kingdom with venom?
>>41158389
wanting to have sex with a succubus and yes means yes affirmative consent are two very different things.
If your dick even twitches a little when you see a naked monster they take it as an invitation.

>>41158398
Actually that's a better plan.

>>41158389
good point, didnt consider that. fucking love monster mana.

>>41158398
How would Shog bondage work?

>>41158378
I think pharoahs need their own way to counter grape apophis or have their own 'corruption'. it feels a bit unfair that grapes can do permanently alter the pharoah but the pharoah cant do anything to peacefully resolve the conflict

>>41158423
Kc doesn't even like it. He's tried to imply nothing really changes because he's not willing to admit that the whole thing was just a bad idea from the foundation.