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4113861 No.4113861 [Reply] [Original]

I'm totally in love with Caren.

I wish to give Kotomine lots and lots of grandchildren.

>> No.4113897

She is a sweetheart, even if she does consider you a premature ejaculator.

>> No.4113916

>>4113897
I'm okay with this.

>> No.4113919

Did Kotomine even know he had a daughter?

>> No.4113924

>>4113861
well marry her, and invite all of /jp/ by hosting the wedding on /jp/.
for the lulz

>> No.4113951

>>4113924
Why would anon marry a slut?

>> No.4113953

>>4113924
Oh no you don't. If you invite /jp/, I'm sure there'll be many objections to this 'marriage' - half troll, half serious even.

>> No.4113974

>>4113953
What kind of objections?

Other than the whole "she's a slut" thing

>> No.4113976

>>4113974
Get your filthy hands off MY waifu, faggot.

>> No.4113986

>>4113976
Oh hey Avenger, how's it going?

>> No.4113999

>>4113919
Yes, he says so in heaven's feel.

Pay more attention.

>> No.4114044

Kotomine is a shitty dad.

>> No.4114051

>>4113951
>>4113953
like i said, for the lulz

>> No.4114073

Why do people say she's a slut?

>> No.4114085

>>4114073
because unlike all the other type moon girls she enjoys sex with random men.

>> No.4114109

>>4114085
...What? Really?

>> No.4114112

>>4114109
why else would a member of the church dress like she does?

>> No.4114115

>>4114109
She doesn't wear a skirt to arouse more men. Also to move more freely.

She's a slut.

>> No.4114118

>>4113919

Yes. I don't think he ever actively sought her out though.

>> No.4114121
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>>4114109

That, and the 'refusing to wear a skirt' trait she's got going for her. How she ever became an agent of the Church I'll never know...but then again, we all know that Christians are infamous for being hypocritical. They never practice what they preach.

>> No.4114123

>>4114109
Well she is kind of odd
Those Kotomines might have something in their genetics

>> No.4114128

>>4114121
The burial agency lets everyone in.

Merem's even a member and he's a gazillion year old vampire who's canonically eaten retired members.

>> No.4114133
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>> No.4114147

You're all lying! She looks far too pure!

>> No.4114216

She's not slutty enough to sleep with anonymous, that's for sure.

>> No.4114224

>>4114216
Tell that to my sexual fantasies with Caren.

>> No.4114236

>>4114224
Your fantasies are inaccurate. She would seduce you, lead you to her room... then leave.

>> No.4114281

>>4114236
>lead you to her room... then leave.

I'm definitely OK with this. Glorious Caren panties/thigh highs/pantyhose for my taking/wearing/fapping into.

I like your accurate fantasies.

>> No.4114358

>>4114281
You mean you wouldn't want to make sweet love to her? What kinda faggot are you?

>> No.4114387

>>4114358
Well if she's GOING to walk out on me I'm going to do the next best thing, faggot.

She can watch me violate her clothes.

>> No.4114419

>>4114387
She's wearing them.

Tough break, looks like you have to rape her. Which was probably her plan from the beginning anyway.

>> No.4114438

>>4114419
>Which was probably her plan from the beginning anyway.
GUILT RECTIFIED
get it? she's a nun? guilt?...I'll get out now.

>> No.4114441

>>4114419
Wait, what?

I'm in her room and it's devoid of any of her clothes?

I'm calling bullshit on this fantasy.

>> No.4114472

>>4114438
She's not a real nun, bro. Nuns aren't supposed to have sex, Caren has sex all the time.

>> No.4114486

>>4114472
And priests aren't supposed to release all the worlds evils what's your point

>> No.4114507

>>4114486
Man, Kotomine's whole bloodline is fucked up.

>> No.4114515

>>4114472
>Caren has sex all the time.
I really want a citation for this. Screenshot from FHA is fine where she actually says she is basically a whore because I don't believe it. Or someone says she whores her self 'all the time'.

>> No.4114546

>>4114515

It's been a long time since I played F/HA so I wouldn't be sure but she shares the feelings of another person's or something. So if I went up to her and thought "I want to have sex" she'd share that feeling, leading to sex.

...or I might have some severe amnesia.

>> No.4114581

>>4114546
Would she love me back if I had true feelings of love for her?

>> No.4114603

>>4114581

Nevermind that. She only shares feelings with those who are possessed by demons.

No hope for you, human.

>> No.4114655
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>>4114603
Keep telling yourself that, bro. I'm busy making love to her.

>> No.4114668

Oh all of a sudden Anons like to have children. I thought you guys hate kids?

>> No.4114686

>>4114655
No, Shirou, what you did was rape. You raped Caren.

>> No.4114697

>>4114668
Last I checked /jp/ loves kids, just not in a paternal sense.

>> No.4114721

>>4114686
She enjoyed it. Even if it started as rape, it turned consensual before I cummed all over her.

>> No.4114766

>>4114686

Well, technically, that's not shirou. Technically speaking. Technically.

>> No.4114815

>>4114766
Right. It was anonymous.

>> No.4114825

>>4113861
dat butt

>> No.4114843

>>4114825
It's a very mediocre butt. Not "dat" worthy.

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>>4114655

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