/jp/ - Otaku Culture

i like the doctor. she's nice.

>>41132579
Is that why my memory skips around?

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>41132579
Please take me to another world, Ms Shog.

Kamaitachis need more love.

>>41132646
look at your hands, anon. they can make that come through in two ways, through an iimage you create or through writing

Pure white girls!

Big girls with even bigger breasts!

>>41132647
I really want to do wild things to this harpy

>be a normal Order citizen
>monsters attack my town
>find a heroine
>I am saved!
>she tells me to follow her and takes my hand
>takes me to her home
>tells me I'll be safe there
>once I am inside she locks the door behind us
>she transforms into a succubus and starts licking her lips

The jubjubs profile says that they originated from a harpy that the queen of hearts changed because she was mad they only attacked men during mating season. Just imagine what would happen if she found out about jinkos.

>>41132657
he cowards out on the hands too much. need big dumb shovelclaws

>>41132705
Gotta take them off when things get sexy

Otherwise there would be far too much pinching

>>41132674
now that makes me erect
>>41132702
Im going to break all the current monsters to wonderland, each with a husband to call their own and bring each of them to the queen of hearts

which mg is the definition of, "I'm a healer but..."?

>>41132702
>mad harpies weren't having enough sex
The eternal coomer

>>41132579
Imagine meeting up your future demon or Danuki wife/girlfriend through LinkedIn of all places.

Demons, Danukis and the odd Goblin Merchants using LinkedIn as their social media accounts instead of the usual Facebook, Twitter or Instagram.

>>41132721
hence the cowardice

so do the gods like monsters more than humans?

>Get isekaid to MGE
>Sit on a bench thinking of the next move
>This Ochi sits next to you
>Says nothing
>Just lays her head on your shoulder
>Minutes pass, nothing but silence
>You notice her temperature rise as her blue skin turns slightly red
>Hands moving nervously all around
>You try to stand up, but she pulls you by the shirt
>"W-a-wa-wa-wa-wa-wait! I- th-think you are alone, r-right? Don't yo-you need someone to protect you?! N-no home? Cool! You can stay with me! I-I mean... if you want of course."
>She says while extremely flustered

>>41132522
thanks for the inspiration, i will continue his story
>come back to the gas station in a few days, she is where she was before
>when she sees your car her tail starts to twitch
>"oh h-hey anon. thanks for that last time. its been three... uh... i forgot how many years it was since someone..."
>"i have some more money. i-if you want to go again"
>convince her that you wont take more of her money for just rubbing her head
>eventually convince her to not give away more money, you start rubbing her head
>like last time she is still like stone, but she is far less tense
>this goes on for a few months
>every time she gets a little less tense and far more excited for your arrival
>eventually she lunges at you for a hug when you get out of your car, tail wagging like a dog's when you go for headrubs
>but you have noticed that she is never any cleaner or upkept, and her clothes are always the same. you decide to not comment on it
>have to leave on a business trip for a month
>when you come back to the gas station she is in the same spot, slumped down in a defeated pose
>when she recognizes the noise of your car her ears perk up, shortly followed by her head
>she lunges at you and buries her head on your shoulder
>"a-anon. i-i-i thought you you..."
>she starts sobbing and looks like hell.
>carry her into the back seat of the car so she can lay down while you slowly rub her head
>when she calms down you ask her if she is homeless
>your fox friend can barely let out a whimper
>ask if she wants to move off the streets and in with you
>she cant respond, but the way she is looking at you and the way her tail is moving say yes
>from then on every day you come home to your fox wife, her fur nicely groomed and ready for headrubs, ear scratches, and tail floofing.

Breed elves.

>>41132702
Actually KC confirmed Cheshire Tigers does exist.

>>41132655
My artistic skills are shit, I'm trying to shitpost them into the thread's mind like greenworms.

>>41132646
>It's time for bed
>And also the three hour long argument over who's turn it is to ride anon first

>>41132801
how does one calm the shog?

man order people really are stupid, they dont realize that the most effective way to ward off monsters is to really piss off eros "People who break her rules not only lose her protection on the spot, but they'll suffer her divine wrath and become unable to be loved by anyone for eternity."

I'm going all in.

>>41132818
she looks like someone who lives in a small cramped apartment and spends 13 hours a day on her computer.

>>41132834
>meme kot has evolved into meme tiger
This is getting out of hand, we need to do something now or else we're going to have to deal with cheshire batcats

>>41132857
I suspect that most people in the Order aren't desperate enough to give up the possibility of ever being loved again.

>>41132882
She read the Human Boy Encyclopedia found out "4channer" was going to get isekaid today and dressed for what she considereda appropriate, can you blame her?

>>41132857
This only happens to Eros's devotees, which are obviously not the same as the Chief God's purists.

>>41132873
Don't you know Anon? The house always wins.

>>41132921
damn so my one neat trick wont work, time to think of more schemes to pull one over on monsters

>Transfer to a new school
>First person you meet is the head delinquent
>Before the day is over, every instance of your name in the school system has been replaced by "Tom"

Heroines in tight leotards really get me going.

>>41133067
17 years old

>>41133067
is it cause they remind you that life is fleeting?

>>41133067
It's the kind of outfit that makes me want to instantly challenge her to a duel for her hand

>>41133067
TRAITOR TO HUMANITY! SHE SHALL BE PURGED!!!

Also can anyone please help me find a single man who can be my elder sister's boyfriend? She really needs to a man and keeps making unfunny jokes about us getting married.

>>41133062
you're lucky you ran into the cat delinquent, I'm on my 5th run to the vending machine

>>41133062
Im just going to be a deliquent that messes with Ms. Haku or Ms. Jabberwock

>Anon's birthname is Tom
>Anon is also terrified by the fact that every cat in MGC is apparently stalking him and knows his name, even when he is shitposting online

>>41133164
at least it's not the red hair kid that gets shoved in the bovine locker room

>>41133062
That's not my name.

>>41132702
Is that where the bandersnatch came from?

You a horsefucker?

>>41133213
Nah I like em cold

>>41133042
Honestly, just tell them some half truths or even the truth and then use nationalistic and humanocentric shit to say monsters are still wrong, even with hypergamous women and absolute canon knowledge of MGE there are people in real life that side with the order because retarded reasons like "muh humanity" Just tell them all the things grimdark and orderfags tell themselves, this told to them from a place of religious authority, is going to have people willingly refusing monsters even knowing the truth, rather than telling them an outright provable lie likely almost everyone know or strongly suspect it isn't true that MGs just plain eat and kill you.

>>41133213
i really like this picture
i wonder if they would think it weird if i used this as my wallpaper

>>41133305
Who is "they"?

>>41133311
coworkers

>>41133311
the voices in my head

>>41132728
Shog, you will be near invulnerable but closer to a slime

Join the Sabbath.

>>41133350
Yeah, I'll join the onee-sabbath

>>41133328
sure could use some sort of abomination as a maid

>>41133311
"That young man fills me with hope...plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing."

>>41133350
I see it

Silly fox.

Remember Anon, "AFAE"
>ALL
>FOXES
>ARE
>EVIL

>>41133440
Why do we have a cat detector when clearly the fox detector would help save more people?

>>41133440
I'm going to give this fox the dick.

>>41133413
It's always a good day when more anons see the light of the Sabbath.

>>41133440
They're not evil, they're just horny. They act out when they're horny. Just a bad case of skin hunger.

41133466
not even a monster

>>41133470
Just pretend it's a loli pharaoh.

>>41133440

>>41133470
It's a witch

>>41133487
couldn't be; no striped stockings, no hat

>>41133479
aint gonna pretend shit, now fuck off unless you got actual monster lolis.
>>41133487
how?
>>41133483
>tfw womanlets try and be the big fox

>>41133489
That's a stereotype

>>41133495
doesn't mean it's wrong

>>41133213
i'm more into deertaur-style proportions

same wip
https://files.catbox.moe/zkyeke.png

>>41133361
I fond comfort in Shog

>>41133490
Humans don't have slit pupils.

Gentlemen we must devise some method to beat the succ or we'll all find ourselves losing

>>41133528
We beat the succ by grabbing another girl first.

>>41133555
>grab 2 succs
oh bother

>>41133555
Don't all the mge girls have a little succ mixed in? You'd still be losing to the succ.

>>41133528
just say no lol

>>41133528
Just sweep them off their feet. Grab them by the waist, then simply lift overhead. Once they're up, they can't do anything.

>>41133589
>unable to obtain consent of her prospective mate, the perturbed succubus goes home to vent her frustrations. it would seem another lonely night awaits her.
thanks david attenborough

>>41133615
always nice to watch monster documentaries

>>41133715
How do I volunteer to mate with her

>>41133728
answer her mating call with your own
just be careful in case another snek challenges her for the right to mate with you

>>41133739
>distant "vagina" returns the call from over the hills

>>41133062
I'm just here for an education lady

>41132898
>/tg/artist
Kill yourself.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get smug, hug a bug, and hide because the spooking month is drawing closer.

Okay, but how do you escape from three monsters? Escaping from one is already nearly impossible.

>>41133883
Oh boy! Can't wait for skeletons to jump out of my closet to get my bone! Or to see the the dryads "pumpkins"! To see the dark mages dress like sexy witches even though it's their usual attire! Or or-

>>41133934
bunch of bullies

>>41133883
>>41133962
Nobody tell the sabath that we have a specific holiday where little kids go around in special costumes to people’s houses and get free treats.

>>41133715
>Here we have exclusive footage of the elusive hellhound in her natural habitat
>Be Quiet I have read they are timid creatures and will flee at any disturbance around their nest
>Cameraman Just so happens to sneeze from the dust in the dungeon
>That Particular Documentary Crew has been missing for 5 years
>It's time to send another Crew

>>41133978
always trying to mark you with their scent and such

>>41134013
thinking they can woo you with tender, gentle aftercare

>>41133074
people want to fuck th disney princesses and most of those are 16 and younger

>>41133460
we do have one it just uh... got broken after we made it also detect the fox's age.

Is confessing to a Salamander and then use the time when she is all flustered to defeat her on a cheap shot despite being way weaker than her considered a valid victory to marry her?

Please stop ignoring and shoving goblins out of the way for other monsters. They're going to snap and start raiding towns in large groups.

>>41134142
if you insist

>>41134152
It's a start... but goblins are tribal and there's a lot of them, so you should take more.

>>41134142
No thanks they're too low level for me. I've got my eyes on a girl from an end game area not the starter zone

>>41134160
Sorry, but I'm still looking for the nearest snake pit

I hear winter's the best time and you're supposed to look for the hills with smoke coming out of them

>>41134142
no, they are too rude

>>41133074
Perfect breeding age.

This is Hellhound wank to the max
https://omniversal-battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Hellhound

>>41134258
This shit is so wildly incorrect it's just funny.
Imagine if the lilim wankers did something like this.

>>41134298
>Lilims hype themselves up and write idiotic power levels wankery as real info
>makes people think they are out of their league, resulting in Lilims being permavirgins
>lonely Lilims write even more power wank
The Limcel cycle

>>41134383
How would a Limcel react if you started to hit on her?

>>41134401
Autistic screeching, probably

>>41134401
She'd do tricks with pasta that would put Joseph and Caesar to shame

>>41134258
TLDR? Just even trying to skim this autism gives me a headache.

I seek to become one with Shog, to become slime

>>41134258
I want a hellhound to wank me to the max

>>41134432
I think that's the whole point

>POV: silly anon who is a luddite gets visited by automatons to be enlightened about the wonders of machines and tech

>>41134636
Ace Combat plane automatons are the best.

>>41134432
Average Hellhound can create universes, is >>>> Average Lilim and is = to Poseidon and the Queen of Hearts.

>>41134636
What if I tried to tell them about the glory of the Omnissiah?

>>41134803
Teach fleshy girls about His glory instead

>>41133528
it simple we mention that we prefer her mother more than her

>41134810
Go back.

>>41134258
Giant neet paws typed this very carefully.

DO LET THE FLAME DIE OUT!

>>41134383
>someone eventually decides to meet a lilim on a blind date
>expecting a god tier demon that can move mountains with a blink
>ends up with a chubby neet that has just enough enough magical power to move food from her kitchen and door to her desk

UNWRAP

nanashi sure came a long way from gorefag to monstergirl loving vanillachad

Do you think I can write something with ocelomehs but not in the jungles ? I would like to put them in the big forest from the north of Europe, mixing theirs sun worship with Gallic myth (druid, menhir...) but i don't know if I should

>>41134744
But can she beat goku tho

>>41134919
that seems needlessly complex

>>41134927
Well, i don't know anything about the jungle and society from it. I know better the forests and culture from my home country.

>>41134920
Well, Black Frieza >>> Goku, Hellhound has the Black mode by default, so yes.

>>41134949
why not look up aztec/mezopatanian culture and the worshiping of tezcalipolca?

>>41134919
Sunset Invasion is the worst CK2 DLC

>>41134949
Why not make them wolf/werewolf girls then?

>>41134906
>nanashi sure came a long way from gorefag
>He doesn't know

>>41132834
Please give source. This makes me scaroused and I hope it's true.

>>41134958
>>41134966
I don't really like them but yeah, i should take a more vanilla race rather than bending a too specific one

>>41132674
Why is that Nun lewdly taunting that poor hungry succubus?

Since the time is appropriate, let me use the opportunity to say good morning sirs.

>>41133213
Yep.

>>41134884
>chubby neet
perfect

>>41133528
Just ride up to the Succs on your Cent-waifu.
>fixed

>>41135148
>centaur approaches you and asks you to be her "jockey"
what do?

>>41135173
Ride her then Ride her
>simple

>>41135173
Eat a tortilla, it's what Bill Grady would do.

>enter Order Church
>The sight of stained glass, holy relics, chants and choir voices chanting and signing in Latin, smell of incense
>And the cutesy good looking nuns and church maidens
>What's not to like?

I can find that at the normal eros Chruch and monsters aligned churchs as well

>>41135395
Don't humor him, please

what happens if you call a Haku a brainlet?

>>41135434
she will have an identity crisis.
once she resolves it you get raped.

>>41135434
You have to cite your sources.

>>41135434
>asks you to defend your thesis
>takes out her red ink pen to mark it

>>41133934
What happens if Anon proposes to only one of them and completely ignores the other two like they dont even exist?

>>41135138
>sirs
Outsiders slang.

>>41135479
No anon, you are the outsiders

How would Hel react if I started worshipping an anubis as the goddess of death instead of her?

>>41135434
>and prove it by solving unsolvable math probelms while showing your work in extreme detail

>>41135434
MsHaku takes out the official dictionary.
'Brainlet' isn't a real word.
Use of slang in class is a compulsory spanking
>The Rulebook says spankings are to be on the bare ass in Detention.
>now Anon's hand is sore from having to give MsHaku's bare ass another spanking
Anon is pretty sure she's deliberately reading the Rulebook wrong.
Questioning the Rulebook is grounds for another spanking....

>>41135477
the actions of the other two will grow more extreme with time
>starts out with them just asking "hey what about us" every so often
>if anon ignores their questions for long enough they will start to physically touch him
>after a while they start clinging to his sides
>if they are still ignored he will get pinned down, one sits on his face and the other rides him, the third will stand back and let it happen the two may swap places from time to time
>the fourth stage of extremity will last until anon acknowledges them. if anon needs a break from sex the two will cling to his sides while keeping him pinned down, effectively power cuddling.

I wanna become the chieftain to a tribe of p'orcers.

What's the best and easiest way to achieve this?

>>41135434
One way to make them revert into a monster, coming to drill in maths in your head wether you want it or not and extremely high level stuff

>>41135561
>the best
Beat the current chieftain and make her submit to your cock.
>easiest
Use some trickery and stagecraft to convince them you're a god/sent by a god and that you'll lead them to victory (and have many strong babies with)

>>41135561
Bind yourself to a haughty Elf Ghost and wander the land, slapping P'Orc asses. You'll be fine.

>>41135561
gun

>>41135608
I don't wanna get bogged down and have to deal with a disgusting, whore elf. No sir. I'm only interested in those lovely, loyal p'orcers.

>>41135594
Interesting, but I'm not sure I could pull either one of those off. My charisma skill is super low. My combat skills are also quite low.

>>41135628
MGE gun? Does it make them so horny they collapse? How would one acquire such a gun? Do any of them have grapeshot? I'm likely gonna be dealing with an entire party or p'orcs, not just one.

What if instead of reincarnating with you into the next life your wife becomes a ghost hybrid? She recognizes you but you don't recognize her.

>>41135640
so i will have three worried ghosts around me while I do increasingly stupid things
>>41135639
male a contract with an ar devil

>>41135639
just be able to provide them with a steady supply of meat and you wont be an official cheiftain but you will have just as much power.

>>41135660
Got me thinking. If I can make a deal with a danuki, her giving me some things to guarantee dominance over the p'orcers and become their chieftain. In return, she gets a cut of the profits from the stronghold: 20% of the goods acquired from raids on nearby villages, protection from raids, and 20% of the goods produced by the stronghold itself which would include p'orcer weapons and armor.

Of course, after awhile you renege on the deal. And when she goes to confront you, you capture her, and she becomes a part of the horde as well.

>Come, sit with aunt Yeti, you look like you need to warm up
>I’ve just opened a good story, Cold To the Touch
https://pastebin.com/45HqM6Qi

>>41135762
I would do things to that yeti. Unholy things. Lewd things even!

Fat, juicy hag dragons

>>41135867
Just the way I like my overgrown flying lizards, big and plump. All the better to molest and pound

>>41135779
Don’t do unholy things, the Church of Eros spreads far and wide, even into snowy Winterstown! Those bundled up Cupids will be watching you with careful eyes

I hate winter

This is how a succubus will make you instalose.

>Si long is water dragon and self proclaimed god-queen
>is at least 1500+ years old
>single handedly caused a world-ending calamity
>is a virgin
How many checkmarks is that, gentlemen?

>>41136256
I don't go after girls who are 4,99 for a spin to be with them. I just want a regular and reliable motherwife.

>>41136359
I mean
she explains it as she found no one "wothy of her"

>>41136256
Imagine that old yet still a virgin

>>41136390
that's most mge named characters too.

>>41136359
My headcanon says all gachasluts are worthless gold diggers and will dump your ass once they suck your wallet dry

>>41136379
Yeah that’s what all the permavirgins say.

>>41136390
that means shes still on the market
the weal question is, did she age as wine or milk?

>>41136405
Reminds me of poor deneroa and the fact she ‘lol watch her creepiest royal mage get a hubby and still be single

>when dark mage decides to stop playing around

>>41133350
every time you tell me to, i hate the sabbath a little bit more.

>>41136416
given the story: milk
She got fucked over by humans in the past and developed a "fuck you, I do what I want" mentality, willing to stay at the inn at the cost of her memories becuase of the crushing lonelyness she felt after drowing her world.
and just when she's convinced to try and be better, her memories are wiped outside of her control.
also its revealed the other dragonling shes talking to in the above fpc is herself from ant alt past time line due to some shenanigans

>>41135985
White Horn-san would like to know your location

>>41133440
Objectively wrong. This woman is one of the kindest people I know.

>>41137029
But winter is the worst season of all

>>41136071
>I don't believe you, nobody loves me

>>41137112
Remember to wrap up warm

>>41137112
based. summer is the best season. it could only be improved with more rain.

>>41136615
oh no; how terrible

>>41137112
Nothing better than dealing with the cold by using deer pussy as your cock warmer

Help, I am stuck in mofu.

>>41137323
>foxes now provide internet access inside their tails
The future is now

safe

>>41137361
why would you ever even need to leave anymore?

>>41137370
You are always safe with oneesan.

>>41137370
Scary

>>41137370
danger

>>41137473
The only danger here is her getting kids.

>>41137112
Winter is the best, miss ice queen should rule the world

>>41137321
anon i dont know if you need to hear this but youre more than just a cock. look after yourself.

>>41137568
My cock is a part of me, therefore cock is me and I am cock

>>41137586
cockborn

https://twitter.com/BigNyongNyong/status/1563500641280204800?s=20&t=91JsHPfRJk7o9gxOM5cDNA
baphomet deluxe

>>41137641
join the sabbath?

Listen, some girls on this assigned husband waiting list have been there for a LONG time. Until we get those numbers down the hags are just gonna get to go to the front of the line.

>>41137742
first come, first served. Nobody's waiting around for reservations.

I love Frogs and Parasite Slimes/Slime Carriers!

I want to be raped by Ms. Wight.

>>41137862
P.Slime is friend shaped.

>>41137876
Pslime friend is CUTE!

>>41137876
Pretty Poyo of you Anon

>>41137914
Fuck wrong image.

>>41137922
poyo?

>>41132579
Repent, sinners.

>>41138105
I refuse. Smite me with angel ass, almighty God.

>>41138253
The weather is cooling, soon sneks shall bundle up and seek heat.

>>41132646
>Of course I ran away, officer, three people tried to jump me in a back alley and they all had knives!
Yet another case where the MGCPD must console a crying knife weasel trio after Anon ran way faster than they thought he could

>>41138278
And you are responsible for helping them

safer

>>41138331
>Slave! Its too cold out.
>As repayment for forcing me to live in such cold climates, I demand you bring me hot coco and snuggle.
>Coffee will work too.

>ywn be boytoy of two dragon sisters

>>41138502
Its a rough life.
Would love that.

Granted, I'd be happy with most monster girl siblings.

>>41138424
Desert monsters are better when they're in snowy regions

>>41138422
I want to hunt a great whit mershark

>>41138544
>older fox twin sisters
>despite everyone's expectations, they did not claim you as their husband
>instead, they turned you into a hopeless mofu addict and watch with great amusement as you ask random foxes for "just one huff" when they cut your supply of mofu

Marry the damn hag, anon.

Eyy, snake buns.
I believe that snake butts are important. Very important

>>41138576
Tan skin in white enviroments and girls bundling up in the dark of winter.
Lots of hot drinks and comfort food coming.

>>41138590
Devious ladies, although they may need to be careful lest they lose their younger brother to a needy mofu hag.

>>41138576
What about sending snow monsters to desert regions?

>>41134142
That's impossible, goblins are my primary target so there's no way I could just ignore a cute little green shortstack like you're suggesting.

>>41138785
Very nice as long as they can handle the heat

A-ahem.
EXCUSE ME BUT COULD THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP
PLEASE STAND UP
We're going to have a problem here...

Are foxes weak to anal?

Succubus-chan and her "sister" are going to play with you now.

>>41138590
They better be careful, if anon protective services finds out about this Anon will be given to a foster fox or worse, detoxed from mofu,

>>41138925
>When the ghost can't hold back any longer.
The rape is coming and I am spooped.

>Demon tries to "ruin" the royal bloodline by making the kings only son impregnate her and fall to the demonic pleasure
>Both the king and queen are just happy the prince found a wife after all these years
>All their kids will be the legitimate heirs to the throne
>Demon just stands there confused as her new mother-in-law helps her pick out a wedding dress

>>41139024
im glad people have stopped caring about 'bloodlines'

How do you defeat the fox? Mofu resistance hard caps at 20% and all foxes have an innate 50% resistance pen. for mofu

>>41139418
Have you tried using a razor and shaving cream?

>>41139321
>ufufufu
>your bloodline is finished human. all you descendance is going to share my likeness.
>my kind will rule yours and theres nothing you can do to stop it
"thats fine, il make sure to raise our daughter to be a great ruler!
>b-but your people would never accept her!
"actually, most guys already have a monster wife, so i dont think they will mind one of the throne at all.
>but how are all the human women gonna cope with this?
"i dont care lmao"
>

>>41139525
human women probably dont care either, foxes have CHARISMA

>>41139525
>>but how are all the human women gonna cope with this?
>"i dont care lmao"
God damn my sides

>>41139464
>pick up razor and shaving cream
>instantly dogpiled by every fox in the immediate area because holding said item combination causes every fox you encounter to become hostile

>>41139525
the only issue with having children with fox features is that you have to pay a loooot more for conditioner. i reccomend candy rain.

>>41139564
dammit! where do all these foxes come from!?

>>41134636
I do not trust computers

>>41139564
How's a man supposed to shave then? I hate having facial hair!

>>41139591
Stop being robophobic.

>>41139555
human women bring nothing to the table unless you like succubus but with shitty personality.

>>41134650
one of the worst takes ive read here in a while, good job anon

>>41139525
>>but how are all the human women gonna cope with this?
You ever heard the expression "dog in a manger"? It's either that or they'll take just fine.

>>41134906
sauce?

>>41139640
I am not robophobic

>>41139555
>Human Priestess goes on a long monologue about how anon is the chosen one meant to save humanity
>Anon Just Wanders Off into a fluffy embrace, his parting words "not my problem"

>>41139640
>>41139872
the right term is "technophobic" you twats
>t. totally not a gremlin

>>41139924
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

>>41139596
I’m sure your new wife would be happy to help you shave

>>41132579
>This threads with monogamy shit and boring incels
Can you finally understand that women need a regular exciting sex? A single man can't provide that. So women need to have a regular sex with different men. This isn't complicated. It's nature, deal with it.

Mummies are made to be molested

Lims don't want phenomenal cosmic power, they just want to be a good wife. If one approaches you, give her a chance.

>>41140026
I know what she is actually doing, and I won’t let her stop me from becoming a wizard!
Phenomenal cosmic power here I come!

>>41132579

>>41140026
What is sex with a Lilim like anyway? I want to know before I give myself to one heart and soul.

>>41140057
this one might be too weird for me

Don't you want a dragon oneechan?

>>41140043
Either you marry the Lim or she marries you to her friends. You WILL wear a ring.

>>41140061
Short, awkward, and kind of smelly

Don't you want a dragon oneechan?

>>41140061
More dangerous than a regular succ because their mom tutored them.

>>41140022
This is true, the're exceptionally weak to chest groping.

>>41140082
Yes, mostly because I want to knock her up repeatedly.

>>41140073
Not if I’m taking refuge in fort wizard, the one true safe haven for single men!

I'm surprised nobody has asked KC about whether bicorns give birth to unicorns or bicorns. I guess nips simply don't care about finding out.

>>41140013
vaginas are scary anyway. Imagine getting into a hellhound pussy and it's so tight that your little bit of skin that connects to the rest of your dick just snaps, spurting blood everywhere.

>>41140190
Imagine the look of horror on that hellhounds face

Surprise wedding with a dragon!

>>41140219
>Hi there miss, what are you doing?
>Marrying you
>Wha-
And then anon was married to a dragon

>>41140170

>>41140260
Rookie mistake.

>>41140260
>It’s not rape if we’re married
>hold on but-
>and then Anon wasn’t raped, because he’s married to the dragon

>>41140289
Cute.

>>41140323
>Rape becomes illegal in MGC
>However the marriage law is changed to only require one of the parties consent
>And the rape law was also changed to note that if they are married it can't be rape
Those sneaky Lilim politicians are up to their old shenanigans

>>41140219
Get that damn dragoncel off me!

Salamanders man

>>41140338
>monster girls recreate that marriage bag scene from Borat
>"your consent is not needed, husband"

>>41140219
I am fine with this

>POV: you are about to get wrecked by a celestine alloy harpy, three blazing brass automatons and an overloading wurm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcnrrlkkyQY

What does marriage to an Elder Dragon entail? What do you spend most of your days doing with her?

>>41140338
A wife should always make her body available to her husband, and likewise a husband should always make his body available for his wife.

>>41140406
Cuddling and hunting

I want to go to MGE World so I can spread the word of the Dharma. Totally not so they can enjoy the pleasures of Tantric sex, no sir.

>>41140082
yes. primarily as someone to sleep with and go outside with. preferably in quiet places where no one will find us.

>>41140406
god, dominating edgy evil dragon wife is a top tier wife.
She might even beat lich for pure edge factor.

>>41140551
dragon lich wife

>>41140593
Like Malzeno?

>>41140641
That's a dragon vampire, but they're fine too.

>>41140681
an ancient evil needs a gimmick power aside from being just a dragon.

I wonder if MGs like to feel men's beards like how we like to feel their tails?

>>41140819
Spooky water wurm.

>>41138830
Nocturnal desert yetis only come out when the sun goes down, it gets cold at night!

>>41140786
got dark mage right.

>>41140932
That is very rude. She is to a human woman what Homo Sapiens is to Homo Erectus.

>>41140948
Dark mage certainly makes me erectus

>>41141021
Hellhounds tongue my anus

>>41141021
Stop posting garbage from social media

>>41132857
I don't get it how can they fuck up so badly
When I talk about a black-red cartoon hedgehog, and its lore with great enthusiasm pussies dry up faster than the desert.

>>41140786
Krampus is the best gote, then it is winegote and then baphs are at the very rock-bottom

>>41141063
Being compared to b***s has enraged this goat.

>>41141063
goats are cute

>>41141082
I must appease best gote with kisses, yes?
Or do I get in the sack?

Do not trust angels

>>41141088
You're going in the bag

>>41141082
>b***s
Boats?

>>41141092
Why?

What is scarier, being hugged by an unseen angel or her being right behind you?

>>41141021
we were already among you.

>>41141165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WmIo1eRaaM

>>41141149
If it is with a goddess

ON YOUR KNEES, DOG

>>41141186
why a goddess, what if she was an Ophanim and she was in an abandoned church that you found yourself using for shelter

>A frogman is someone who is trained in scuba diving or swimming underwater in a tactical capacity that includes military, and in some European countries, police work
Fear the mucus toad commandos.

>>41133243
grimdark anons where you at

>>41141157
Cute infrastructure

>>41133243
That will just convince them that you need a professional.

anyone else prefer their goblins green?