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It would be a sausage fest then, especially in the meta.

I would and I would want to suck all their cocks.

I'm okay with this.jpg

I actually would.

No, we wouldn't. But /y/ would.

>>4111193
Are you kidding? Battler-ko versus hundreds of potential magical rapists? That'd be even more popular.

Also: female Sakutarou

of course not, otome game with a tsundere MC all theday whining and surrounded by beautiful men
PROTIP: /jp/ would not pay attention to VNs if the genders where exchanged

>dlanor as a girl - no bulge.jpg

Nihihi.

>>4111187
Actually I would pay more attention than I do now.

I'd pay attention just to see Ross be a playboy and beat the shit out of Martin for making Uu~ uu~ noises and being obsessed with stuffed animals.

Rudolf would be a raging slut.
Eva would be kicking ass and then become the witch of martial arts in EP3.
Kyrie would be a sly old cunning bastard.
George would be the intellectual-type girl with glasses.
Maria would be a shota.
Jessica might actually not suck so much and grow some balls.

Jesus Christ someone fund this.

I can't even imagine what Ronove would look like as a woman...

We're missing the best part of all.

GMILF Kinzo.

I wouldn't put it past Grandmother

>>4111253
Kinzo would be the Sonozaki Oryou of Umineko?

FUCK YEAH!

At least Fem-Gohda knows her place in the kitchen.

>>4111253
>GMILF Kinzo

Fuck yes I would.

What would Beatrice's man name be? I've heard Dante and Benjamin. Former would be better.

>>4111281

Dante's probably the best.

I guess Virgilia just loses the -ia.

>>4111187
As long as Bern and Lambda would remain as girls it could be even better then current Umineko.

Just imagine female Kinzo.

Yes, I wouldn't.

>>4111301
sorry, but genderswap appllies to ALL the cast, ejoy your shotas talking about how gay they are

>>4111240
> George would be the intellectual-type girl with glasses.
Who happens to be just as good at martial arts as her father.

>>4111319
I'm okay with this.

Good lord: Krauss.

Just imagine all the dumb blonde jokes.

>>4111294
Pretty faggy for a man. I'm thinking GARtrice. Also needs a meershaum pipe.

>>4111334

Me on the left

What would male Erika be like?

>>4111295
Italian-wise, Viriglia would change into Virgilio.

And Beatrice... into Beatore or Beato, not that I have ever heard of anyone called Beatore actually.

>>4111340
Have you ever seen Damian from the current Batman comics?

Just like that.

>>4111341
It would be Vergilius, Virgilius, or Virgil. He was Roman, not Italian.

I would love male Siestas

>>4111350
It is also an italian name, and if Umineko names where in Latin, we would have Beatrix instead of Beatrice.

>>4111359
>were*

>>4111359

Here's the thing.
Beatrice is italian, Virgil remains latin, because in the Divine Comedy (which is italian), it's Virgil the Roman Poet himself.

I actually would,,

I'm not really sure about the rest of the cast but I am absolutely fine with these two, especially after /a/non wrote that rape fanfic.

[x]Kill everyone in this thread

Shannon and Kanon wouldn't change though. They'd just trade places.

>>4111367
That may be true, but Dante uses "Virgilio" when refering to Virgil, as in "Or se' tu quel Virgilio e quella fonte che spandi di parlar sì largo fiume?" (If. C1, v79-80)

>>4111388

>>4111393

Silly Dante, you don't translate Proper Names.

>>4111394

>>4111402

Yes you do.
That's why it's "Battler" and not "Batora".

>>4111394
Maybe changing Jessica, Shannon, kanon and George genders would have been a good idea
But I oppose to Battler-ko. she would be stupider than Battler

>>4111409
>Battler

Not like anyone pronounces it the right way

>>4111409
No, it's "Battler" because Kinzo is a reverse weeaboo.

>>4111421
because of how it's adapted to japanese, no one calls everyone calls George Joji, because that's the transctiption to jap. if to the jap batora you take out the 'o' and change the r for a l, you get it more or less

>>4111452
>>4111448

Who is it?

>>4111460

Male Shannon.

>>4111472
shouldn't he have the shield?
we already have martial arts female george

>>4111500
this would be better than the normal

>patriarchal Ushiromiya family lead by two old women
>Eva's whole story thrown out the window
>Ange, Maria, and Erika are even less likable
>STAKES EVERYWHERE
>impotent Natsuhi
>female goats

do_not_want.ogg

Are there any pics of female-Bronove?

You all should look as the positive side of this concept. Like Battler-ko walking in the rain or female Amakusa in EP4.

sure we will, for gangbang Battler rapefest

>>4111580
all I can think of is BEST DAD EVER Rosa abusing his son and hitting on Battler

>>4111601
yeah, I just remember you the drawings don't change

>/k/-sanctioned gun guru madmen Siestas
>Male Gaap with easy-access holes in his pants
>Erika now dresses like a true detective instead of wearing that damn cake-hat.
>Female Genji, Kinzo and Nanjo lesbian threesome

I approve.

>>4111210
Oh god.

>>4111511
>patriarchal Ushiromiya family lead by two old women
It would be matriarchal.
>Eva's whole story thrown out the window
No, because the family would be matriarchal.
>Ange, Maria, and Erika are even less likable
Well, that's just like your opinion, man.
>STAKES EVERYWHERE
We already had penis jokes in the original
>impotent Natsuhi
I don't see the problem
>female goats
It was never especified that all of the goats were male.

>>4111669
>It was never especified that all of the goats were male.

In fact, didn't Goat-kun have an imouto?

>>4111669
the whole Natsuhi's part would be wasted, no man would feel he same way as Natsuhi

>>4111738
Except the man's only goal in live is to produce a successor.
Duh.

>>4111669
>It would be matriarchal
then I guess OP was right

>>4111738
You mean no man would try in vain to impress a mother-in-law that fails to recognise them?

Yeah....pretty far fetched.

>>4111753
you really think a man would feel the same way as a woman in that regard
no, Natsuhi was like that because she was a woman

>>4111669
there would be a game gap with the whole problematic about Battler's true mother, in this case father. A women can't get pregnant of two different people and have two different babies just like that

>>4111761
>Natsuhi was like that because she was a woman
No, she was like that because everyone despised her for being unable to give birth to a successor.
If the same thing happened to a man (despised by everyone for being sterile), he would feel the same.

I'd be afriad.

>>4111770
You can get away with that saying there was a time gap between the birth of real Battler and fake Battler.
It's contrived, but it works.

>>4111754
Sonozaki clan was matriarchal and I don't remember complaints.

>>4111770
> A women can't get pregnant of two different people and have two different babies just like that
Believe it or not, it's actually possible. It's just extremely unlikely.

>>4111794
the whole point is that Kyrie and Asumu had the same birthdate and so on, it DOESN'T work well unless you go saying that rudolf-ko had two uterus and got pregnant two times

>>4111845
Because Rudolf-ko was cheating, one of the babies was hidden until replacement came.
Then they threw the other away.

>>4111852
it just sounds too far fetched even for Ryu, though I wouldn't put it past him. as long as they explain it well during question arcs, but still the only genders I'd change are the boring pairings ones, Jesskano and Geosha would be better genderbended

>>4111864
Fukuin House, man.
That place is just too convenient.

Male Shannon = Koizumi