/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Franchise oshi has descended. Other cringey quotes and fabricated titles are automatically disregarded and snickered at.

Make /saka/ great again. Post Mommies

>>41111931
Look at this dude
Look at the top of his heeead
This is your franchise oshi?

>>41111961

thread is already shit woah

Kinozaka is better than ever, baby!

>>41111954

>>41111971
Yeah because someone posted this busu
>>41111961
>>41111931

Remember that time Runa raped a senpai to establish dominance?

>>41111954

>>41111992
4ki putting 3ki perma-unders in their place

This week's episode was fucking legendary. It took me an hour to finish it because I kept repeating many parts multiple of times.

>>41111992
Runapi a cute, the other girl yikes

"I wasn't seen today because I'm working on a new recipe.
Peanut butter shrimps. It will be a big hit."

Thread Chef Kira reporting for work. What's the order for today?

>>41112003
Fuck, where was this Marinosu in 2019 when I oshihenned to Marina?

>>41112003
Marino was the best one in this episode. She really showed her cutest side today.

>>41111999
this idol gets me going and I don't know why

>>41112003
Episode of the year. They'll switch the members next week, can't wait.

>>41112003
want to be popular? literally do burikko it just works

>>41112003
actually legendary? or only legendary by sokosaku's incredibly low standards?

>>41111992
Remember when she tried to make a 4ki fall for her? well, she succeeded but not in the way she expected to

>>41112014
Why are you laughing at my post about Marino, you busu derailer? Get out and never come back.

>>41112031
it was pretty good really

>>41112040
Don't reply to him about this. He wants to derail this thread with so-called bashing of Sakurazaka and his busu K-Pop uggo.

here comes the samefagging

>>41112031
Legendary for sokosaku and /pw/ astroturfing standards, hinaai's burikko championship was actually legendary in the literal sense, IIRC it had as many tweets as a nogichuu senbatsu announcement ep.

>>41112003
SO FREAKING CUTE!!!

>>41112026
From last week's preview I knew it was gonna be good but didn't imagine it was gonna be THIS good.

>>41111931
>>41112014
you will never be a woman
your oshi will never be korean
nina will never be a new ikuchan

>>41112057
Ara ara

>>41112013
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>>41112064
It's Sangochan's redemption arc and let's hope she capitalize on it.

>>41112040
enough bullshitting already
>>41112060
thank you for telling me the truth

>>41112075
why is she fat

>>41112066
Wifey's antics will always put a smile on my face

>>41112075
Somebody's gonna get hurt if Marinosu doesn't get a push after this episode.

>>41112075
I want a yandere ghost gf

>>41111954

>>41112075
She will definitely step up now that 3ki are coming.
To think she has this much bravery to break out of her shell and showcase this burriko chara of hers.
At this rate she'll overtake Hikari-chan by far.

I can almost see some cleavage

>>41112066
More than the absolute great project and execution by the members, I'm happy to know that the hard work of the members is appreciated by the staff's messages to them on this episode.

>>41112105
wtf this dude here is sexualizing Marino?

>>41112066
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>>41112075
This episode was top-tier - better than the other talk segments we've been getting. Great stuff.

>>41112091
>>41112092
>>41112096
な？

>>41112129
Literally an anime character in flesh

>>41112066
This episode had it all but my favorite thing was the bullying of Chukemon

>>41112129
No I'm being serious, she really got a whole lot cuter lately. Even her perky lips are glistening.

>>41112129
Yabai... I think I'm gonna oshihen

>>41112141
She got shot down badly this week

>>41112064
I'm sad Kirako wasn't on this episode

Why are we all pretending to be attracted to a fat ugly girl

>>41112141
>>41112152

>>41112093
Unf nakata

>>41112154
I think she's gonna be in the second half next week. I saw a change in members like Koike.

Why are we all ignoring him

I think Tenten was the MVP of this episode.
https://streamable.com/n4wt5x

>>41112166
Poor, poor Chukemon - can't catch a break.

>>41112192
12 year olds shouldn't be this sexy

>>41112192
She was eager to walk up on the red stage in each segment.
I think the compliments from staffu-san got to her head. Based TenTen.

>>41112190
We only shitpost when the Nogindians are posting their Nogibusu

>>41112166
Did she mention Shiga again?
I could have sworn I heard her mention Shiga.

>>41112192
What a sexy little minx, needs some spanking

>>41112192
y-yamero

>>41112228
She said she has the smallest face in Shiga

>>41112192
>>41112208
That's my girl

Ozeki ;_;

>>41112253
She really enjoys suffering
>>41112259
OZEKI!!!

>>41112129
>>41112192
what lunching with Renaa does to a mf

>>41112198
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>>41112245
>>41112256
16 is the prime.

>>41112259
Ozechan graduation episode next week?

>>41112282
26 (soon to be 27) is the prime.

>>41112282
Renaa did this...and I freaking love it!

>>41103369
The really funny part is that the article has pics of Aruno as part of its slideshow. Aki-P sabotage?

>>41112284
Yeah. Fuck time sure is flying this year.

>>41112296
Gotta love this cute BBA.

>>41112320
I'm gonna miss her the most when she leaves

Post Ponpon webm please.

>>41112313
Wait, what about Aoi?

>>41112320
Damn I love this goofball!

>>41112345
She already had her grad episode segment.

>>41112273
I hope she invites Enpika next to save her from the imminent graduation.

>>41112358
Yep Renaa needs to boost her up and save her at this time.

>>41112393
this sex imp

>>41112259
Who will be Sawabesan's show wife now?

>>41112358
These is no saving to her anon, some girls are just doomed, no one can save her at this point

>>41112393
Asshole staffsan, if it was me I'd have pressed the button and picked her after this deadly cute showcase

>>41112423
She can't be real, this is too cute for a human being

>>41112423

>>41112409
He already has one
https://streamable.com/r0z1oz

>>41112409
You have forgotten the existence that is Karin-chan.

I only ask for some respect, please don't bonk wish her a speedy recovery

>>41112437
need...
to hold back...
bonk... urges

>>41112435
Fattie combi

>>41112437
Here's a speedy bonk!

>>41112415
Yuipon didn't deserve that victory.

>>41112452
Want her to step on you like she did with that stage?

>>41112435
I wish chukemon was my show wife so I could tease her with shiga and stuff after drinking orange juice
I'd play her some songs

>>41112452
Inori got humiliated two times this week.

>>41112456
Such a sexy smol, I swear

>>41112468
What a qt, Chuke can't begin to compete

>>41112259
I wonder if the members will sing Ozechan's praises next week like they did to Neru

>>41112487
Unf, Neru

>>41112473
it does it for her

>>41112354
Huh? Must have missed it. Which episode was it?

>>41112511
lol nijika

>>41112340

>>41112519
I loved how this week felt like a Yoshimoto Shinkigeki episode

>>41112519
Thank you kind anon. May you find your happiness with your oshimen.

>>41112519
I thought Ponpon was forcing herself to do this cutesy stuff but she looked she was having fun when the cam zoomed in

>>41112538
The Shinkigeki experts are on the episode after all.

There must be something in their water.

My cock gets wxtremely stiff everytime I watch Momoko's channel vids even thought there nothing lewd in.

>>41112192
I think I like Ten's burikko the most in Sakurazaka. I was blown away by how natural it felt unlike some other members.

>>41112598
Some girls just don't have "it".

>>41112598
Tenchan is still too much of a child, that's definitely something you do when you're not an adult yet. Memitan used to be the same.

>>41112618
That editing is pretty cool also hono is gorgeous

>>41112634
>Memitan
How did we let this cutie leave?

Post nogilesbos

>>41112643
Memi was so fucking cute. I miss her winks and her monkey ears

>>41112634
They should apply them to burikko classes

>>41112643
Some autist went too far and stalked her

>>41112648
Akipo would appreciate it but her face isn't made for it.

>>41112651
I want to murder this asshole

>>41112651
The koritenpoh guy or whatever was his name, I forgot about it completely

>>41112659
She has other kind of natural charm not everyone has to be burikko like renaa

Comfy hours with my SakuQUEENS.

>>41112665
Elaborate on this please i never heard that story

>>41112675
Fuck off

>>41112680
How new are you? Both /48G/ and /saka/ were on fire for months when it happened.

Aya's backdoor

Amazing.

>>41112659

>>41112695
Imagine going through it

>>41112675
Guess that means the entire general & friends is done with the sokosaku recap huh
Two hours and 100+ posts spent dissecting 30 minutes of girls doing burikko
You can really smell the pent-up frustration of having virtually no content to talk about

>>41112689
Cope, homophobic, transphobic and pansexualphobic scums kek. We ended you and your toxic fragile muscularity is passé and inclusive Sakurazaka is the new wave. We SLAY QUEENs. We are SakurazakaQUEENS. QUEER QUEENS FTW!

>>41112003
Marino is a real gem. I thought she didn't want to be out in front so much but she's pretty reactive when she wants to.

this guy really actually and completely gets mad for real when people talk about saku

>>41112702
I would stick my tongue inside first thing

>>41112715
She said she was usually in the same mood as Kirako behind the scenes. It's really unfortunate that she had a toothache during the backstage hidden camera episode.

41112710
Go back to T witter, SteCola.

>>41112718
Yet I posted absolutely nothing while you were having your astroturfing session, unlike when people start posting Nogi and all the schizos come out at the same time to flood everything away

>>41112726
>>41112733
Nobody asked.

Marino would be more popular if she lost weight and wasn't so gloomy all the time. I think it's fine but Japan doesn't seem to

>>41112598
>That Chukemon burikko fail
I laughed so fucking hard

>>41112760
>wasn't so gloomy all the time
The only asset she has.

>>41112692
I have been into sakamichi like since february 2021, i knew the story of the stalker but i don't know anything else

>>41112697
I lost it when she failed to kick the sandal at the first try

>>41112795
Me? Bread

>>41112784
>february 2021
Imagine being this fucking new. No wonder this thread went to shit when newfag twitter zoomers are flooding it.

this is my first time here
m banned on almost all servers

>>41112802
Sorry...

>>41112821
Fuck you, don't reply to me again. Shouldn't have exposed yourself, newfag zoomer piece of motherfucking shit.

>>41112821
Ignore him, he never drew a dime

>>41112795
Sex loaf

Don't act like I never told ya

>>41112763
Please no bully. She was just caught off guard.

>>41112839
Kek what a nerd

>>41112837
She WILL sell all her slots in the next single

>>41112704
Just as how you spent lots of minutes posting butt pics of the selected members for the rock climbing.
WOW! So much content there.

>>41112829
Chill bro

>>41112829
Ara ara ara

>>41112847
It's true

>>41112850
I didn't but we can agree that wasn't enough content to justify TWO FUCKING HOURS of giving a play-by-play summary on THIRTY MINUTES of an episode
Holy fuck you people are the saddest, loneliest motherfuckers on this goddamn planet

I want a rough threesome with Chuke and Inori

>>41112847
if she sells even half of her slots i will post a faptribute here

>>41112868
LMAO stay mad with your boring hit campaign episode of selected butt screenshots.
Such a funny meltdown from you.

>>41112872
Post one anyway

>>41112259
Is this her final day?

>>41112868
seethe n cope

>>41112860
Man i hope i could buy a slot and talk to marino, online m&g seems so convenient to international fans and yet ban us from that

>>41112879
On her last SR, she said she'll be active until the 11th.

>>41112868
Holy trigger

>>41112877
manamo got a cute dork smile tho

>>41112887
So next week's Sokosaku.

Yeah spam your reactions, now that's some funny content for ya
Fucking schizo trash

>>41112895
>manamo
>cute
Pick one

>imagine being this mad

great, he was already on edge having nothing to talk about but that lame morning show, now he's going fucking ballistic

Marinoposter that's been posting her for all this time with cool songs, I kneel

>>41112895
Her smile gets sexier every day

>>41112902
c'mon man. thats my terminally ill oshi

>>41111928

>>41112895
Love it more

>>41112907
>>41112884
>>41112860
>>41112837
Please stop I can't oshihen

>Tickets for the best seats in Nen's stageplay is for 18k yen
That's double amount of the Sakamichi dome seats.

>>41112898
>>41112868
>>41112829
>>41112802
>>41112733
>>41112704

>>41112927
She better be naked for that price

>>41112927
Nen will be eating good after this

>>41112927
Based Nen gonna rake in 円

It's all just one big Nogindo falseflag

>>41112941
How could I choose Shida over this
shida was pretty cute back then though

>>41112927
>>41112941
>>41112940
All over Akanen

>>41112943
No, that's the Nogindian poo-in-looing all over the place.

>>41112950
Oh no

>>41112946
She just has the bitch appeal

>>41112925
Join her in the other plane

>>41112950
LMFAO here we go!

shame nen had the worst pb in saka history

>>41112950

>>41112950

>>41112868
>TWO FUCKING HOURS
I don't get it, why not just leave for those 2 hours and come back when they're not here

>>41112950
as a nogindian i can't cope with this

>>41112927
Nen's atmosphere has totally changed, she looks experienced.

>>41112950
I'm dying of laughter, I swear!

>>41112979
She looks old and busted, graduating takes 10 years from a girl I swear to god

>>41112977
post hand

>>41112950
Great job, man. Great job.

>>41112976
Because they're always here to gatekeep everyone outside their /pw/ clique away >>41112950

>>41112868
>THIRTY MINUTES
zero minutes worth even mentioning, much less discussing at any length

>>41112950
HERE IT IS

Can we talk about nogi butts?
Sorry Seira, but I've oshirihened to Rika. Short torsos do it for me. Look at her from behind, and she's like 1/3 oshiri.

>>41112998
post em all

>>41112984
I'd be lying if I said I'm not enjoying her mature look. She looks mommy as fuck.

>>41112998
himetan is the goat nogi booty mama

>>41112950
>Jingu ends
>no real Nogizaka content to discuss
>Sakurazaka anon had a great episode this week
>laughter and enjoyment at burriko idols
>Nogicuckie completely loses it
AHAHAHAHAHA!

>>41113010
>PBs that never were

everyone is saying nogindonesian this and nogindian that
but no one is saying sakugandan this and hinatafghani that

>>41112998
>Talking about fartboxes
The thread is already stinky because of you Nogindians, have mercy

>>41112868
Kek, the absolute state of this general

>>41113008
Wow she got hotter for real

>>41112850
bro i posted them and i only did it because those two idiots were filling up the thread roleplaying as stecola/antistecola, and it only took like 11 posts until someone flipped their shit over it
i'm sorry i diverted attention away from their heels i guess?

>>41113019
Kek it do be like that. Look at their ace gas-passing face.

what is jingu?

>>41112998
GIWTWM

I wish this place was as much of a sakujerk as you guys say it is, because it was way much more in the past
I miss those days

>>41113019
A Sugai wife is a blessing.
>>41113026
Thank you for your aid, good man

>>41113030
that nogi concert that someone tried to flood away posting random kpop deepfakes and stecola garbage but could never wake up in time for

>>41112940
Akanen's agency is also very good at selling.
I think she has successfully switched from being an idol to an actress. The way she shows her instagram is like that of a veteran actress.

"The Illuminati will see you now!"

>>41112868
So basically you think we should have an arbitrary time limit on how long we're allowed to discuss things and that it should be based off the length of the media consumed? It's only half an hour so we should only talk about it for half an hour at most because you personally didn't think there was enough there to talk about?

>>41113043
Don't forget her website.
moriyaakane.com
She survived the worst case scenario after graduation and that makes me happy.

>>41112950
This triggered

Fuuchan looks like she will have some great moments next week

>>41113051
Basically every week you pull these theatrics where the entire thread gets together to give a play-by-play commentary on even the tiniest tidbits of lore in an episode that really wasn't all that funny or interesting

>>41113060
Next week looks promising, but it looks like it's set to be a graduation episode, so I don't know how to feel about it.

>>41113065
Let's laugh and cry, bud

>>41112057
"Nogischizo falseflagging"

>>41113062
So we should bow to your whims and taste? You didn't find it funny or interesting therefore nobody should talk about it? You aren't special, you aren't in charge, and you don't get to decide what people talk about or for how long. Sit down and shut up. That's the last (You) you're getting

>>41113060
They better try to outpace Tenten's and Runrun's character development from this week

>play-by-play commentary
>tiniest tidbits
>lore
All this was typed by one Nogizaka supporter. I feel sorry for the poor soul.

>You aren't special, you aren't in charge
You don't know that

>>41113079
But evidently you are

>>41113079
Based anon. That's how it's done.

>>41112950
Holy kek
Gonna use this one next thread

>>41112950
TOP KEK

i am aki-p so i am in charge

hey man if /miki/ wants to circlejerk for a few hours they can, and if "The Nogischizo" wants to spam reactions and call himself out on being stecola for a few hours he can too

>>41113080
Next week we have Renaa and Kirako, should be a classic.

>>41113086
holy cope

>>41113098
He could be an OG poster, those guys deserve respect around here

>>41113096
How about no.

>>41113100

>>41112519
>>41112393
I wonder if this is what it would look like if the members got together and drank alcohol.

>>41113111
Imagine both of them getting on a table and moving like that before taking off their shirts and twirling it around over their heads

>>41113121
This but my entire body instead of the table

>>41113126
Well that would be even better

>>41113108
Holy busu

>>41113051
it should be based on the quality of the content. high quality content? fill up the thread by all means. low quality content? maybe a few posts. in the case of sokosaku, zero quality. therefore, no discussion at all is necessary

>>41113144
I'm gonna cry a waterfall when Sugai's grad episode happens

>>41113147
now you will tell us what is high q and not ?

>>41113105
sorry but i've been here since the first thread, so i am special and in charge, and i say when it's time to talk sokosaku, we all talk sokosaku uninterrupted for as long as it takes to prove we love our girls very much and they are popular, and when it's time for someone to post some nogi content, the nogischizo must show up to flood it away

>>41113147
You don't watch the show, so don't criticize it. Now post Ume or Kaki and be silent with this ignorance.

>>41113152
this has to be a falsefag

>>41113151
i hope you're not saying our weekly 面白さ ranking doesn't matter

Matter of fact, I'll do it for you - since you're too busy crying over a sister group.

>>41113159
nah u are

Sad sad sad indeed

>>41113153
>You don't watch the show
people in their right fucking mind don't watch the show. at least not anymore. there's a large enough sample size by this point to understand that sokosaku was garbage, is garbage, and will always be garbage

This happened the other day during TGC too. People said Sakus looked beautiful and the meltdown lasted hours

I'm really glad I'm not this autistic

>>41113171
yeah go ahead and conveniently ignore >>41113036 if it benefits you

>>41113171
>People said Sakus looked beautiful
stecola trolling

>>41113132
hiyotan looks great

>>41113060
akina is the goat fr tho

>>41113172
you post here so

>>41113164
>people
No it's just you alone, because a majority of anons were discussing valid points such as Marino possibly gaining a new spot in the next senbatsu due to her segment today.
Stop saying "people" like you have a backative supporting your lone complaints for Sakurazaka. It's stupid.

>>41113163
sexy slut

>>41113188
But anons said that we only talked about the burikko dances they did for 2 straight hours

Who gets the cringe queen title in nogi and hina

This anon doesn't watch the show anyway, so he won't understand a thing. Lost cause indeed.
Just ignore Sakurazaka posts if you don't like the group, kiddo.

>>41113195
>anon
It's just one Indian seething because someone took his place under the tree where he shits daily.

>>41113198
Suzy immediately popped into my mind for Hina

>>41113198
>Nogi
Yakubo/Mukai
>Hina
Suji all day

>>41113203

>>41113204
C'mon now

>>41113215
Yeah she's pretty cringe too. Maybe the two of them can battle it out

>>41113213
>>41113215
Hinatazaka46 have nothing but uglies and this confirms it

>>41113203
LMFAO!!!

>>41113225
More tears, please kek

>>41113228
Bros I know Shida wasn't exactly the purest idol and made some mistakes here and there but she was so fucking CUTE holy shit that smile and that ear and that fucking laugh ringing out every 2 seconds

That webm confimrs it, keep posting more hina uggo

>>41113188
>just you
kek

>>41113233
>now grab our hair like this and mfffrgghh-

>>41113213
Yakubo is just happy to be there

>>41113195
It's the habit you /pw/ circlejerkers have of purposefully coming here to force the topic, like when "the entire thread" got together to liveblog Ozeki's radio program, like when you get together to watch those dumb comedians doing stupid shit on Love It
Of course when that happens you never see anyone jumping in to spam everything away, what a coincidence

>>41113235
She just needed more support and a second chance. She was misunderstood.
>>41113239
This confirms it. You are MAD and I love it.

>>41113235
Yeah she was the first who caught my eye. Or maybe it's because I have a thing for girls that have that haircut.

>>41113239
>confimrs

Could someone tell this Nogizakacuckie to chill out for a couple minutes, please and thanks?
This is a clear violation of comfy Hinata hours.

>>41113257
I would have given her a hundred chances
>>41113259
It's a great cut for sure

>Hinata hours.
Okay, I'm out.

Finally

>>41113275
>chill out for a couple minutes
m8 he's spent the past 5 years of his life trying to cleanse this general of the wrestlemaniacs, you think he's gonna chill anytime soon lmao?

>comfy Hinata hours.
The worst hours are upon us

>>41113287
this but "bullying the nogindos"

>>41113281
Come back tomorrow same time, sir. I'll put more milk in your shaved ice.

>>41113290
You are surely not as autistic as them lol

>>41113281
some people like fun and entertainment, so they follow nogi and/or hina. others like watching paint dry, so they follow saku. sakamichi has something for everyone

it's pretty obvious that the /miki/ crew has been on edge lately because people always have new nogi stuff to post, so whenever someting new happens to them they go overboard and post about it 10x more than they probably should

W-Will she have a obi-mawashi picture set in this kimono??

>>41113319
She damn well better. She needs to beat her first PB

>>41113213
Take that back or face his wrath

>>41113324
She should show her brown nipples then

>>41113319
hope

The fuck is a miki?

>>41113337
The current boogeyman. It will change eventually like it always does

>>41113324
She's in a kimono. This is a dead set win-win situation, brother.

>>41113337
miki motoi, they have a general for her on /pw/
she's some kind of wrestler/TBS personality i guess? that's why they always watch TBS morning programs like the time and love it
anyway there's like 2-3 people from there who moved here and basically control the entire thread just replying to each other for hours

>>41113343
>those eyes
asking for it

>>41113331
Imagine a picture of her in a hotel room with a full body mirror in front of her. The picture is from the back and she's topless. Looking in the mirror you can see her nipples. She's bending over to remove the thong she is wearing and it's showing her bare ass as well. I've thought too much about this
>>41113343
I can't fucking wait for this to release

>>41113347
So when I google image search her, there's like 20 results?

>>41113366
here ya go 元井美貴

>>41113372
She's hot

>>41113380
nah you are

>>41113372
Thanks me too

I love Habu

Did he calm down yet?

>>41113389
I can hear her adorable laugh

>>41113388
https://streamable.com/qgoq6h

>>41113389
The irony: 2 hours talking about a fun SokoSaku episode and the Nogicuckie spends 2 hours complaining about our posts.
Equivalent exchange at its finest.

>>41113411
Habu-chan is the best

>>41113411
Lol cute skelly

>>41113412
I made like 10 posts in this thread at most
But keep pretending your Nogischizo boogeyman was the one having a meltdown if that makes you feel better

Monchan finally doing more acting. She was one of the better actresses in Keyaki.

>>41113432
You were

https://twitter.com/tenchanpics/status/1566561487308701696

>>41113432
More like "hyaku"

>>41113434
When's it coming out? I haven't seen her in a long ass time

>>41113442
just kissed the screen

>>41113442
Guys I'm starting to think that Tenchan knows what sex is. She's acting far too sultry

>>41113449
https://twitter.com/DRAHIGH_st

>>41113455
I should her a good time.

>>41113389
I wonder if Reirei is coming back this week

>>41113442
Yes Ten-chan, just like that from now on

>>41113455
she done it too.

>>41113458
Thanks

>>41113196
Wish she was naked like him.

>>41113467
Man I hope so, I miss her so much.

>hmmm i was wondering if....

>>41113455
its Renaa's fault!

>>41113480
if w-what?

>>41113196
I wonder if Inori knows the Terminator. Those zoomers don't know the good ol shit if they don't get a remake.

>>41113455
Why you think her father confiscated her phone back in highschool?

>>41113480
Of course...you AND RunRun at the same time.

>>41113480
mhh honos doesn't dress like a stacy at all

>>41113497
Now that's some tenchan lore right there

>>41113151

>>41113516

I forgot there was a guy who bases all his taste on whether or not twitter likes it

>>41113442
our girl

>>41113497
He should give it to me

>>41113487
>if you would like to... you know...