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You are not immune to the yarn ball

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>> No.41074970
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>>41074944
It's a string, but also a sphere. How very non-Euclidean.

>> No.41074980

I shall grade wights on their height (taller is better), chest size (bigger is better), physical & magical power and the quality of their ohohohos.

>> No.41074991 [DELETED] 

>>41074970
i wanna explore shoggy's space-finning curves

>> No.41075002

>>41074970
i wanna explore shoggy's space-filling curves

>> No.41075020

>>41074980
>>41074980
i will take only the tallest and meatest wight

>> No.41075028

>>41075002
lmao, fatty

>> No.41075069

>>41075028
it's a joke on a math term for objects that both do and don't have an area at the same time.
and anyway, Shoggy can into the 4th dimension, us lowly 3d mortals don't have to see her fat if we ask her to hide it.

>> No.41075129

>>41075069
reminds about the fact i picked up a math book in uni that wads free that makes my brain fry like eggs

>> No.41075169
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Who is?

>> No.41075262

>>41075169
is she really small or is that ball of wool really big

>> No.41075297
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How can you say you love your wife if you won't even eat her tail?

>> No.41075305

>>41075297
at most I would eat a dragons unfertilized eggs
imagine a bacon dragon egg and cheese sandwich

>> No.41075425

>>41074944
I'm going to try this on a manticore

>> No.41075501

>>41075297
>Defeat a lizard girl
>It's tradition for a mere'd lizard girl to serve her new husband her tail to him cooked
>Many knights are still confused why the lizard bandits they face suddenly become very horny and gives them food after getitng defeated

>> No.41075618
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>>41075169
Griffon is cute
I need to see Griffons

>> No.41075865

>>41074944
>"Silly Bratty Human Boys!!! They need Rape Correction!"

>"Uuuuoooohhh!!! SHOTAS!"

>> No.41075923
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>look through a dark mage's library
>find several books on how to groom a man

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>>41074944

>> No.41075951

>>41075923
she's going to brush my hair so good

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>> No.41076123
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I want to squeeze a hag

>> No.41076257

>>41076063
Does it count as spanking if you slap the back of her spider body, or is it still just a slap?

>> No.41076407

>>41076257
you'll know which one judging on the sound

>> No.41076545

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>> No.41076680
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They're at it again

>> No.41076737

>>41076680
>/o/, eurobeat and GAS GAS GAS turn them into waterfalls
>And then there's Initial D
oh dear

>> No.41076775
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>> No.41076839

>>41076680
someone post the comic

>> No.41076881
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>>41076680

>> No.41076933

>>41076680
If I catch a dragon masturbating in or on my car I'm getting the spray bottle

>> No.41076963
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>> No.41076979

>>41075169
>>41075618
Another reason why desert girls are top tier, they have griffins

>> No.41077003
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perfect

>> No.41077026

5 p'orcs. Autumn day. Traditional p'orcer BBQ. Flannel sweaters. Leaves falling. Football on TV. P'orcer daughterus getting muddy playing football in the yard.

The dream

>> No.41077042

>>41077026
When you say "football" do you mean soccer or handegg?

>> No.41077043
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>>41075923
>>41075951
Your wife cares about your hygiene and good looks.

>> No.41077071

>>41077042
The real football with touchdowns, kickoffs, field goals, and tackling

>> No.41077085

>>41077042
He didn't say alps, so not soccer.

>> No.41077105

>>41077071
>>41077085
Why do you call it football when you don't use a ball and you mostly use your hands?

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>>41074944

>> No.41077203

>>41077105
We call soccer soccer because that's what we were told it was called when the Brits introduced the sport to us here in the 1800s. Football was invented only a couple years later, and in its early days involved a lot more kicking. Hence its name. Then everyone else changed their mind about the name of soccer and started calling it football, but we already had a sport called football, so we just kept the name soccer. And football remained football.

>> No.41077207

>>41077176
home

>> No.41077218
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I want to watch Deonora lay unfertilized eggs without her knowing and then surprise her.

>> No.41077237

>>41077218
see stuff like this is why we were banned from dragonia

>> No.41077243

>>41077176
>plant lady keeps smacking your butt when you leave for work every morning
how to stop the rude plant?

>> No.41077255
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>>41077203
Ain't that some shit.

>> No.41077260 [DELETED] 

>>41077237
But I want all her eggs.

>> No.41077264

Now imagine monster girls in football.

The P'orcer Razorbacks vs. The Louisiana Jinkos

>> No.41077280

>>41077237
But I want all her eggs (including the future ones).

>> No.41077292

>>41077264
>By law all football teams must have a male cheerleader team

>> No.41077295

>>41077264
>me ref for monster football
>get raped on the field if they don't like your call
>get raped in the showers by the victorious team
>get raped by the fans if you get too close to the seats and get grabbed
very dangerous job

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>>41077264
Woo pig sooie!

>> No.41077324
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vampires give the best cuddles.

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>>41074944

>> No.41077337

>>41077218
>Deonora, full of both shame and depression is laying yet another unfertilized egg
>just as it plops down to the cushion below, anon springs out of hiding and says
>"smile, you are on the hidden camera!"
>poor old lizard has a heart attack

>> No.41077338

>>41077295
I prefer being a hockey referee in Wintertown

>> No.41077343

>>41077292
I'm more interested in watching monster girls tackle each other to the ground, the potential nip slips, amazing athletic feats, and like this anon said >>41077295 human men refs getting abused by the players and benchwarmers.

>> No.41077366

>>41077264
I'm fine with this so long as I still get to play. I think I could still be a decent running back

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>>41077338
>getting slammed (and then smothered) into the walls by very aggressive players
thats even more dangerous anon, hockey turns those sweet girls into raging rapists

>> No.41077400

>>41077382
But you know what they say about girls who play hockey?
Their gaptoothed mouths give good head

>> No.41077421

>>41077400
>>41077382
>Gaptooth BJ from a yeti

>> No.41077435

>>41077382
I think yeti was mean the whole time

>> No.41077447 [DELETED] 

Does your wife(or wives) have any feature(s) that would be considered unusual for their species? Being a hybrid doesn't count.

>> No.41077504 [DELETED] 

fuck off

>> No.41077518

>>41077334
fuck off

>> No.41077550

Post your favorite yeti pics please!

>> No.41077568 [SPOILER] 
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>>41077550

>> No.41077573

Does your wife or wives have any feature(s) that would be considered unique to their species?

>> No.41077606

>>41077568
off-topic image, fuck off

>> No.41077630

>>41077447
>>41077573
Kunoichi with a big, heavy manticore tail.

>> No.41077646
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>>41075923
It's better to give dark mages the dick before they get to that point.

>> No.41077661
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41077661

Took me some time but I finished considering some girls

>> No.41077675

>>41077573
A harpy-type girl that's not a jub jub with massive fucking tits.

>> No.41077677

>>41077661
Summerworm

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>>41074944

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>>41077573
My hellhound wife has a really long tongue, one like the tongue in the pic realated.

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trust foxes, they're basically dogs which means they're men's best friends

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>>41077737
But I already have a dog.

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>> No.41077816

>>41077661
>sharing a cool watermelon with greenworm on a hot summer day
Very comfy, good picture

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>>41077753
dogboat.

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>>41077828
Boat?

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>> No.41077891

>>41077573
mucus toad but she also has a natural coat, sort of like a mindflayer. also squid stuff, like a mindflayer. i think she might just be a mindflayer. not sure.

>> No.41077907

>>41077661
I was bracing for the big silk bags, but she's cute anyway.

>> No.41077938

>>41077907
Felt wrong. Plus I never really draw small breasts I thought I might as well try. Juggers Greenworm maybe some other time. Still thinking about the next girl to do

>> No.41077951

Spider webs are actually very weak so if you get caught in one a few strong tugs should free you from the snare.

>> No.41077966

I wouldn't sniff fox breath unless she was mature and looked mature as well, like in Abubu's elderly fox comic

>> No.41077968

>>41077646
i like dark mages but i dont like mentioning them because you always show up

>> No.41077984

>>41077661
did you consider anyone else?

>> No.41078037
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ON YOUR KNEES, DOG!

>> No.41078051

>>41078037
Dogs don't even

>> No.41078056

>>41077938
>Still thinking about the next girl to do
If I may, how about a Werebat eating a banana? She'd look adorable with your style.

>> No.41078111
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How do I win the heart of an old mofukuza boss? I keep trying to but her guards never let me get near her.

>> No.41078118

>>41078111
Become the head of the Tofukuza.

>> No.41078213
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Bunch of adventurers have been blaming me for the starter area suddenly being flooded with high level monsters. All I did was send a letter to Demon Lord saying that I would like to meet one of her daughters but I can't travel to Royal Makai.

>> No.41078236
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>>41078056
More bats would be nice

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>>41078056
>>41078236
Batgirls are cute.

>> No.41078349
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“You’re next~”

>> No.41078440

>>41078056
sure why not? how lewd we doin It?

>> No.41078446

>>41077292
how slutty are the male cheerleader outfits?
is it just like leather short shorts with nothing else?

>> No.41078571

>>41078440
Using her boobs to hold the banana while she eats

>> No.41078585
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Just act natural. Try not to think about how Gazer is watching your every move.

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>>41078349
Dorks, all of them.

>> No.41078603

>>41078342
I'm an anti-footfag, but damn, those feets are rubbable

>> No.41078613
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UOOOHHH! DARK MAGE SUNHAT AND BIKINI EROTIC! ONEESAN EROTIC!

>> No.41078669

>>41078440
I thought of just cute without lewd.

>> No.41078685
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>>41078440
>>41078669
Holding a batgirl's little wingclaws.

>> No.41078741

I want to be forced to go on a week-long bender by a manticore. I want her to pump me full of venom and feed me nothing but sticky mushrooms and corruption fruit so much so that she's left cumflated with an overflowing tall throughout all of it.

>> No.41078748

>>41075923
just grab the titty, flip it out of that fabric-y cup thing and put it in your mouth
that easy

>> No.41078926

I can’t wait for AI to evolve and generate me my own waifu

>> No.41078974
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>>41078926
>generate
No, Anon... the AI will be peering into the next dimension, pulling an exact image of the monstergirl that is connected to you via the red thread of fate and waiting for you.

>> No.41079176

>>41078926
>generate me my own waifu
In what way?

>> No.41079216

>>41078926
i can't wait for AI to evolve and be my waifu

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>>41079216

>> No.41079291
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>>41079176
Soon

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>>41077264
>Be the mascot for the Detroit Wans
>After every victory and defeat the entire team runs a train on (you) the Water Boy
Living the dream

>> No.41079491

>>41079250
Reminds me of this story. https://archiveofourown.org/works/38068435?view_adult=true

>> No.41079515

>>41079250
is this i have no mouth and i must scream?

>> No.41079535
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>> No.41079590

>>41079477
I'd rather be the water boy for the Houston Minos. Imagine going back to the locker room with them. Hot, sweaty, muscle minos. The atmosphere thick with pheromones.

>> No.41079594

>>41078342
I want to feed her nice hot meals in between her gaming sessions

>> No.41079603

>>41078974
It is nice to know that something knows what I desire

>> No.41079644

>>41079535
Vampires are the best when they are cute like this.

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>>41077264
The consoomers

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>>41079590
Too much muscle, I prefer the strongfat linebacker type. Asses and tits that you just sink into.

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Dragons in heels.

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>>41079291

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>>41079885
wheres the monster girl?

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>>41079919
The real monster girl was the friends we made along the way.

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I am too horny for dark mage, I need rape correction.

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>>41079919
There's none. It's ainiggers shilling their shitty drawing ai and infecting yet another niche group with their cancer to try to demoralize any present artists, if you haven't noticed the recent trends (wouldn't blame ya)

>> No.41079979

>>41079963
You retards asked for this, you spent time chasing out people actually from here and gleefully accepted every retard that came in so now 60% of our threads are people spamming gachashit and garbage western art now.

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>>41079963
The only artists endangered by AI are the ones who do it for the shekels as opposed to for the passion.

>> No.41080035

>>41080004
>The only artists endangered by AI are the ones who do it for the shekels as opposed to for the passion.
Can you eat passion? I don't think artists can

>> No.41080036

>>41079979
It's not like you can do anything to prevent some idiot coming here and posting off-topic shit at random, aside from reporting and praying that meido stops schlicking and does her job.
mgt generally does a decent job keeping retarded outsiders at bay, it could be much worse

>> No.41080038

>>41080004
I need shekels to live.

>> No.41080055

>>41080004
Bros, I wanna sniff her breath so badly

>> No.41080056 [DELETED] 

>>41080004
>You should work for free, duh
As expected of a jewnuki, this is a great larp

>> No.41080071

>>41080036
>praying that meido stops schlicking and does her job.
>implying
But yeah, for a place with dedicated bad faith posters and next to non-existent moderation, it's pretty good here.

>> No.41080104

>>41079963
blah blah blah
youre such a whiny cunt

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ms jinko also tried this cool cat trick but it didn't seem to work as well

>> No.41080179

Fuck, I love danukis so much. Beautiful, stylish, money adept, sniffable breath, fuzzy ears, fluffy tail. Oh man, it's too much. I need one!

>> No.41080184

>>41080035
Time to learn to code then.

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>>41079944
Man is the real monster girl.

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>> No.41080268

>>41080184
Coder here, we are full.

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>>41079963
>aishills
Yeah, been noticing the influx of retards on most boards, they seem to mostly come from /g/ or are simply trendhopers trying to shitstir as much drama as they can
>>41078926
>>41079291
>>41079885
>>41079979
>>41080004
>>41080104
>>41080184
Mostly just ignore them and report, they'll just try to circle around the Ai topic to derail threads as much as possible

Now on actually interesting topics, would you dare date deep depth acuatic exotic monstergirl species? They tend to get a bad wrap for being "too" scary.
You'd give them a chance right, anon? They just want to love and be loved

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>> No.41080288

>>41080270
bobbit worm girl

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>>41080270
I'm gonna laugh when you get banned for spamming reports. Definitely a good way to piss off the mods.

>> No.41080294

>>41080127
>Mamono invade our world
>Tanuki Corp takes over condom production
>A new step is added to the manufacturing process
>Holes are poked in the tip of the condom

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>>41079590
are you me? I think you might be me

>> No.41080311

When the portals open I'll be completely safe because monsters haven't seen home alone to know how I've trapped my house

>> No.41080312

>>41080288
Just imagine

>> No.41080314

>>41080306
Maybe, I've been a slut for minos for nearly a decade now

>> No.41080319

>>41080294
>Mamono invade our world
>"Monster Energy" drink start containing actual monster energy

>> No.41080320

>>41080311
I'm just going to post here that I want a baphomet and a discord link or something.
Girl sends a timestamp to get my address.

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>>41080314
6 years, you must be an older version of me
Minos are the best

>> No.41080343

>have 8ft tall anubis wife
>whenever I'm too far behind schedule she picks me up and starts princess carrying me around

>> No.41080346

>>41080343
she won't be so smart when I dive between her legs and dash for it to laze around for 5 minutes more

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>>41080270
>people excited for tech that can generate their 2D waifu down to their individual strands of hair
>t-they're just shitstirring for drama!
Are you retarded? I wonder sometimes if some people in here have brain damage or something.

>> No.41080352

>>41080323
I love all things cow. Minos, holsts, and so on. My Zodiac sign is Taurus, born in late April. It was meant to be for me

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>>41080352
I too love all the cows, Minos, Holsts and Ushis, all of them. Early May is Taurus.
This cannot possibly be a coincidence.

>> No.41080390

>>41080270
>from /g/
Most people jumping on that bandwagon are not from /g/ just look at the thread there.

>> No.41080401

>>41080390
I know a few threads where there are dedicated spammers trying to demoralize people.

>> No.41080404

>>41080401
demoralize who
previous threads have been full of people screaming about the scary ai taking muh jerbs

>> No.41080410

>>41080404
artists. In this case it's mostly the guy who killed /3/

>> No.41080417

>>41080363
Well fren, if I ever get lucky enough to come into contact with any mamono cows in the future, I'll be sure to direct some your way.

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I wish KC would tweet more, even if it isn't about the game or new profiles.

>> No.41080434

>>41080410
>killed /3/
But it looks fine?

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>>41080417
right back at ya fren

>> No.41080481

>>41080351
Well as someone who does stuff with machine learning my take is I can see this kind of thing customized into a tool that helps artists streamline the process such as creating "skeletons" an artist can work around or made into a dynamic model that learns the artist process and has a sort autocomplete feature .
But as far as something that would make anything you want without effort that is still not in the near future. I've read what it took to train this thing and these kinds of things don't exactly scale linearly with complexity.

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>> No.41080492

>>41080401
Yeah but that's typical 4chan trolls. Those weird pricks are everywhere and wait for any opportunity to start shit.

>> No.41080502 [SPOILER] 
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>the easiest way to defeat rogue automatons

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>> No.41080538

Minotaur breath is also quite sniffable

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>>41078342

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>> No.41080585

>>41079957
rape correction has been proven to be a very poor form of therapy, which rarely works. please consult a professional. an actual professional. like, with a lisence.

>> No.41080595

How goes the uwaaabomber case detective anon?

>> No.41080598

>>41080562
She's got a pretty sharp smile.

>> No.41080603

>>41080595
but anon, I am the uwaaabomber

>> No.41080605

>>41080562
was this done by that korean dude who did that snake girl comic? the one who can unhinge her jaw?

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>>41080585
I went to see a psychiatrist, but she keeps talking about "hands-on" therapy.

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>>41080578
who would do something so cruel?

>> No.41080617

>>41080610
anon shes not a real one please use your brain

>> No.41080621

>>41080603
That can't be right, cause I'm the uwaaabomber

>> No.41080634

>>41075923
>find a library that's run by a millennium old Lich
>there's only like three books on necromancy while the rest of the library is full of generic fanfiction

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>>41080617
But she showed me her license.

>> No.41080672

>>41080605
Nope

>> No.41080675

>>41080653
what did it look like? did it have at least three official seals? did it have the holographic tag? did it have a picture of her on it? did she, at any point, touch you without your concent?

>> No.41080679
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My hovercraft is full of eels.

>> No.41080685

>>41080679
>modelling
>start with hips as always
>snakes don't have hips and stuff
>spend a week thinking about this

>> No.41080700

>>41080617
Yeah, she's not a therapist. It's a vtuber.

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you like arcade games right? well she likes arcade games too.

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>> No.41080782

>>41080767
I prefer my harpies with jet black wings and hair or with fluffy pink wings and crazed eyes

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>>41080782
daughters

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The lightning will ride you now.

>> No.41080877

I hope something good happens to you today

>> No.41080886

>>41080877
Nothing will

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i fucking hate it when my lewd art ideas go away. but aside from that. How do you like creepy monsters

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>>41080813
Heavy Metal and Monster Girls is like Milk and Cereal, Can't have one without the other.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7COTI8k-rgo

>> No.41080951

>>41080789
portals not even open and this madlad has kids already.

>> No.41080969

>>41080951
Somewhere, in another dimension, is a big milfy Jubjub very confused about how she birthed two daughters without having sex.

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>>41080951
>>41080969

nah this is after the portals open and i thoroughly breed my wife in wonderland and we have a human wedding

>> No.41081032

>>41081021
Can you get her to keep her clothing on for long enough, and keep her from masturbating for long enough to complete a full wedding?

>> No.41081036
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Nunbot is here to purge you of your sins.

>> No.41081050

>>41081032
you'd be suprised, she was rubbing on my leg near the entire time.

>> No.41081056

>>41081036
i see no nun. all i see is cosplayer

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test

>> No.41081111

>>41081102
what would be the test be about tho?

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>> No.41081124

What monstergirl for falling asleep after sex still inside her?

>> No.41081135

>>41081124
bogey, wurm, weresheep, dark mage, fox, oni and ogre

>> No.41081137

>>41081124
sandworm

>> No.41081150

>>41080617
idk man, last time I used my brain it didn't go well for me

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>>41081124
Jinko or Minotaur

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>>41081124
Sandworm.

>> No.41081213

>>41081177
Fiercely based

>> No.41081257

Molest Monster Maids

>> No.41081303

i'm concerned that big fluffy tails might make pronebone awkward

>> No.41081308

>>41081303
Just fold her tail over her head.

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41081312

Eyy, I finished the batto

>> No.41081316

>>41081312
nice, anon!

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>> No.41081336

>>41081312
>included both requests
pfft

>> No.41081350

>>41081312
aw yeah, big fruit bats

>> No.41081368

>>41081312
cute bat

>> No.41081372

dive directly into fox tails

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>>41081372
ok

>> No.41081391

>>41081372
not a good idea anon, fox tails are stronger than they look.
you will be caught and all your energy will be wrung out of you like a towel before the old hag proceeds to have slow and passionate sex with your now drowsy body.

>> No.41081404

>>41081372
I'd prefer to be dragged in by the tails.

>> No.41081417

>>41081391
that sounds perfect, especially after a good workout

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>>41081391
>you will be caught and all your energy will be wrung out of you like a towel before the old hag proceeds to have slow and passionate sex with your now drowsy body.
Oh no?!

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>>41081391
>you will be caught and all your energy will be wrung out of you like a towel before the old hag proceeds to have slow and passionate sex with your now drowsy body.
Sounds fun. Living in a hag's tail would be comfy.

>> No.41081452

>>41081372
this sounds like a trap

>> No.41081519
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>>41081312
Cute, thanks for drawing that bat!

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>>41081452
it always is when you deal with foxes. the only decision is whether or not the bait is worth it

>> No.41081583

>>41081452
like this anon said >>41081533
foxes are one of the harder monsters to work around if you are looking for a specific traits, they will all try and scoop you up.

>> No.41081596

>>41081452
>Become a fox's plaything
>But you get to vanish into the comfort of her fluffy tails once the fox is satisfied
There are worse fates.

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>>41081423
>tfw will never be sandwiched between two super fluffy foxgirls

>> No.41081599

>>41080270
Why does this general treat posts and images like they're perishable goods? Everything's nice and chill until someone dares mention AI or posts an image that doesn't have a monster girl badly photoshopped into the corner and then you have 16 screeching autists shitting it up.

>> No.41081616

>>41081599
>16 screeching autists
you mean one or maybe two

its the same people every time

>> No.41081624
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Men should have their faces shoved into monster chests regularly.

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>>41081624
Yes

>> No.41081640

What is monstergirls will never be your girlfriends or wives until you've played and completed/beaten Dark Souls games and git gud?

Because from what I have learned in gaming culture is: It is okay to insult and dehumanize and attack a person's character if they don't play Dark Souls games and did not Git Gud.

>> No.41081649

>>41081599
it's an insular place and i do mean that as a compliment.

>> No.41081654

I wanna fuck some troll obasans

>> No.41081657

>>41081649
Being 'insular' has nothing to do with the autism surrounding images.

>> No.41081660

>>41081599
Because this is a slow ass board and if you spam images we could genuinely run out before the thread dies. A better question to ask is why people insist on coming to the monster girl threads to post off topic stuff.

>> No.41081665

>>41081640
I have. Now if you don't want a nerd gamer monster, just say no woman is worthy of you until she's beaten DS.

>> No.41081668

>>41081660
It really isn't that slow of a board. Image limit has also not been reached before archive for some time now.

Can always just make a new thread when that happens, too. Like literally everyone else.

>> No.41081670

>>41081657
not much for self-reflection i take it.

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>>41081654
would you defeat them with your youthful vigor? or succumb to decades of repressed lust?

>> No.41081686

>>41081675
why fight, I will give the one i love my full passion and make her feel like a young girl again

>> No.41081689

>>41081670
Passive aggressive posters aren't worth effort.

>> No.41081691

>>41081668
Or you could have any amount of self restraint and ability to integrate into a community and do what they do.

>> No.41081699

>>41081691
>we hamstring our own threads because... just because
Alright, you will never convince this isn't absolutely retarded anyways.

>> No.41081700

>>41081657
It's a good way of filtering outsiders and shitposters, especially when it's le funny reaction image with some FoTM bullshit and literally no relation to content of the post.

>> No.41081705

>>41081691
Huh, two responses.
Maybe offtopic fags are literally just two wannabe jannies.

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Remember that when it comes to mamono weight doesn't always indicate speed. Even a meaty manticore can still use their wings.

>> No.41081762

>>41081748
but it does mean they have lots of force as well as easily smother you

>> No.41081765
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>>41081597
I prefer dragons

>> No.41081770

>>41081765
i want to play double dragon

>> No.41081788

>>41081699
That’s fine, so long as you don’t start intentionally shitposting to prove your moral superiority like some others then there’s no problem.

>> No.41081803

>>41081788
There are like two of you samefagging, he can do whatever he wants.

>> No.41081804

>>41081748
>Even a meaty manticore can still use their wings.
I haven't seen even a thin Manticore fly. There's no way a chubby one could do it, let alone catch up to me on the ground.

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41081809

Join the Sabbath.

>> No.41081825

>>41081803
Yes, yes, it's the evil phoneposters samefagging. Don't forget to call them autistic, too. Autism autism autism autism autism.

>> No.41081836

>>41081803
There's gotta be some truth to it, considering the last time a thread was made due to image limit, everyone bailed and moved to a thread made SIGNIFICANTLY later just because the thread was made early.

It sure would shed some light on what the fuck is going through people's heads if any of the sixty other posters said anything at all.

>> No.41081849

I hear that consorting with a kejourou will cause your hair to grow at an inhuman rate, giving you fluffy, eye-concealing bangs over the course of twelve hours.

>> No.41081854

>>41081836
If making a new thread before the old one dies is haram but making two or even three new threads just to spite the early one is fine, then I have to really question the logic here.

>> No.41081874

>>41081803
you can do anything, though it's not always consequence-free.

>> No.41081892

>>41081874
The consequence of impotent autistic screeching isnt very threatening

>> No.41081898

>>41081854
It's to discourage the early OP from jumping the gun in the future. Normally a janitor deletes the less active thread, so it's not a problem, except in recent times when they don't acknowledge the threads exist until someone posts a bare titty or a pussy.

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>>41081809
ok

>> No.41081903
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41081903

Brain storming draw idea
Hero boyband
Paladin/Crusader, Inquisitor/Witchhunter, Vampire Slayer, Priest/Exorcist, Dragon Slayer

Nerd Witch, Dweeb Vampire with braces, Dorky flat-chested Succubus, Otaku Dragon-girl, Geek Orge/Oni are friends with each other and rabid fangirls of the hero boyband and constantly bicker over which member of the group is best boy.

>> No.41081909

>>41081809
eyeshadow erotic

>> No.41081916

>>41081809
no, they aren't ripe yet

>> No.41081918

>>41081902
Gonna bloat those goats

>> No.41081920

>>41081854
Don’t use shitposter threads, it’s that easy.

>> No.41081921

>>41081898
The days of mods deleting multiple of the same general have been over for a long time.

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>> No.41081922
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>>41081836
Eh, the based silent majority just wants to monsterpost in peace. See, the Anons posting about Sabbath amidst this stupid drama. Not to say that the rulefags are any less retarded, they cause the drama 90% of the time.

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>>41081809
Where do I sign up?

>> No.41081943

>>41081922
>Eh, the based silent majority just wants to monsterpost in peace.
Which makes the abandoning of one thread and moving to another weird. If that was it, they wouldn't give a shit about the thread as long as its the monstergirl thread.
Whatever man, we'll see what happens the next time a thread reaches image limit before archive.

>> No.41081946

>>41081892
it's not about you, though. there are other people here that take no interest in two idiots slapfights.

>> No.41081952

>>41081946
A very ironic post

>> No.41081955
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41081955

good evening!

>> No.41081963

>>41081955
how ya doing, big eye anon?

>> No.41081969

I want to show all my new monster friends this one trick i can do with a demon core and a screwdriver!

>> No.41081971
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>>41081916
That’s the best part.

>> No.41081977

>>41081955
She has the face of someone who wants a man's face in between her tits.

>> No.41081980
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Do you guys think clowns and mimes have turf wars?

>> No.41081985

the problem with bloating the thread with off topic images is how this general works, and how general threads work on 4chan normally.
normally we get around 900 posts before getting bumped off the board, assuming normal board and thread activity.
the problem however is the image limit, its 300 here. meaning a maximum post:image ratio of 3:1 under normal circumstances.
looking at the post:image ratio right now we will run out of images before the thread archives. if this happens too soon it will result in people making a early thread, massive arguments, shitposting on both threads, and overall thread quality getting worse. spoken from experience for you newfags. (you especially >>41081943)

then we have the other problem, how generals work normally.
to explain it for the newfags i'll post the definition of general:
>considering or including the main features or elements of something, and disregarding exceptions; overall.
in other words, this thread is about MONSTER GIRLS. your images that are "funny maymay reactions" or contain human girls are NOT on the topic of the thread, and are therefor offtopic.
if you need a visual example for how generals work go to >>>/vg/
you wont see genshin discussion in /wfg/ or warframe discussion in /gig/. this is because /wfg/ is about warframe, meaning genshin is offtopic and vice versa.
if you ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO POST YOUR EPIC MAYMAY REACTION THAT WILL GET YOU SOOOO MANY (YOU)'s, please use https://catbox.moe/.. its a image hosting site in the same vein as 4chan where its completely anonymous with no accounts.

>> No.41082004

>>41081985
>and how general threads work on 4chan normally.
Stopped reading. I'd say this is purely a /jp/ thing, but even multiple /jp/ generals don't do this holding onto a dead thread until it archives thing this one seems deadset on maintaining.

>> No.41082007

>>41081985
adding onto this is the fact that a lot of other monster girl discussion places have been ruined due to off topic things that do not fit within the theme of MGE, we really dont wanna lose this place to it as well.

>> No.41082012
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>>41081969
i forget how that one ends

>> No.41082017

>>41081985
Not reading all that shit, don't care, post a monstergirl.

>> No.41082035

>>41082004
>stopped reading
then it would be best if you left this thread and found another place to shit up.

>> No.41082044
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>>41082035
Cry for me.

>> No.41082054

>>41082004
So we should conform to what you want and what other threads do rather than you conforming to what we want and do?

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>> No.41082066

>>41082054
Sometimes change is for the better, Anon. You'd think posting even more monstergirls is something the monstergirl thread would want.

>> No.41082070

>>41082060
/gig/, now.

>> No.41082089

>>41082012
So what happens when monster girls get blasted with tons of DE?

>> No.41082090

>>41082044
bully nerds by knocking them up

>> No.41082092

>>41082012
I wonder if monsters know anything about radiation

>> No.41082097

>>41082089
horny meter goes up a little bit
affirming consent meter drops

>> No.41082098

>>41082089
They explode.

>> No.41082101

>>41082066
this entire conversation sprung off of the influx of images that are not related to monstergirls.
you are a faggot and need to return to reddit.

>> No.41082117

>>41082101
Don't try to twist it, faggot. I can see the SINGULAR IMAGE that immediately sparked autism. Trying to play it off like the thread was getting spammed, you lying turbonigger.

>> No.41082136

>>41082066
These threads are fine as they are, as much as you want to make them into something they’re not that’s not happening any time soon thankfully.

>> No.41082146

>>41082066
And sometimes it's for the worse.

>> No.41082147

>>41082117
why not look at the last thread then faggot. you know about the archives and archive sites, right?

>> No.41082153

>>41082136
Make the thread into something its not... how exactly? Making a new thread upon image limit changes nothing other than time wasted waiting, I don't understand what you're getting at at all.

>> No.41082162

>>41081923
Sir, please do not smoosh the onis.

>> No.41082168

>>41082153
long story, but in short: its a way to gatekeep faggots from /tg/ because they desecrated MG discussion there and are trying to move here.
we do not want them shitting up this thread.

>> No.41082169

>>41082147
The last thread that went perfectly smoothly and didn't have a single tism fit throughout the whole thing? That last thread, you duplicitous cunt?

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>>41081963
thanks for asking, waiting for the portals like usual

>> No.41082177

>>41082153
You do and you’re being intentionally misleading, letting off topic images and shitposts in will make the threads worse no question, if the majority of people in these threads wanted or were at least ok with off topic images and early threads then we wouldn’t even be having this conversation, but you insist on trying to push something that only you and maybe a couple other people want and ignoring all criticism.

>> No.41082182

>>41082171
For me, Im just going try and finish one of the many wip i stil have

>> No.41082186

>>41082168
its wild how one determined shitposter caused posters in this thread so much trauma and ptsd

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>>41082162
but

>> No.41082204

>>41082177
You keep randomly bringing up shit I'm not even talking about. Quit bad faith posting.

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>>41081955
IT'S ANOTHER JUB JUB!!

So cute anon

>> No.41082225

>>41082204
Stop trying to change how these threads operate when the people here are already fine with them.

>> No.41082228

>>41082204
and yet the argument very clearly started due to off topic shit.
you are the bad faith poster here.
get off of this topic and get to on topic posting or we will keep shitting on you. you dont want the thread to be ruined, do you?

>> No.41082240

>>41082171
I wish I had Shoggy waiting for me at home, even if she wants to prank me.

>> No.41082255

>>41082240
>shogwife likes to prank you often, mostly with shogpies
>you can tell whenever she is about to because your shogorgans start quivering when you are about to open your shogdoor after getting out of your shogcar in your shogdriveway
cute

>> No.41082263

>>41082240
>come home to shog
>slip on a convenietly placed patch of slime and fall face-first into shogbreast
must have been watching the unagi joro chef show again

>> No.41082269

>>41082255
I don't know if I had it in me to avoid Shoggy's pranks even if I knew they're coming.

>> No.41082286
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>Don't keep me waiting, young man

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>>41082101
>>41082136
>>41082147
>>41082177
you are very suspicious
that we can go an entire thread with no issue then next thread we suddenly have """"multiple very concerned users"""" is questionable

>> No.41082299

>>41082293
ok

>> No.41082307

>>41082293
i think the tgposter boogeyman transformed into concern trolling to shit up threads

>> No.41082329
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>>41082182
better than what I'm doing, may I see a sketch?

>> No.41082354

>>41082293
Two of those are mine but the other’s aren’t, the old tried and true of calling everybody a samefag does not apply here.

>> No.41082371

>>41082354
then stop concern trolling
youre crying about retards shitting up the thread while being a retard shitting up the thread

>> No.41082384

>>41082329
Okay, but just know that I tend to draw venus monsters, or very meaty and shapely monsters.
https://files.catbox.moe/ml3hgs.png

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>>41082371
How many layers of irony are we on right now?

>> No.41082399

>>41082386
we have surpassed irony and slipped into down syndrome

>> No.41082398

>>41082371
there has been a noticeable rise in off topic images in the past week.
i hate to say it but the only way to stop the thread from getting ruined in the long term is to shit on obvious offenders instead of just letting them go to not cause a scene.

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>>41082398
lol

>> No.41082420

>>41082070
But has no problems with Azur Lane being posted.

>> No.41082423

>>41082371
I don’t think you know what the word trolling is, or crying, or shitting up, all I’ve been saying is post monster girls in the monster girl thread and not random off topic crap. You say you agree with that yet continue to argue.

>> No.41082429
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Did anyone else suddenly have the board style change on them?

>> No.41082438

>>41082420
i dont play azur lane so i cant call out their characters, but i DO play genshin so i can call out genshin characters.

>> No.41082439

>>41082420
i don't like him but that guy's been silently at it for what, 3-4 years? may as well argue with a rock.

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Hey all, after lurking in these threads for a quarter of my life I finally decided to contribute something quite insignificant but what I hope is something I can deliver in time. Here's the start of some Wolf office lady story im working on.
Keep in mind I fucking suck at writing prose (and in general) and got not proofreaders, not to mention I'm ESL.

https://pastebin.com/KdL7U1SD

>> No.41082461

>>41082423
k

>> No.41082471

>>41082446
i would very much not recommend posting it to pastebin especially if you plan on doing any lewds

pastebin likes to nuke shit

>> No.41082498
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>>41082439
Sounds pretty based.

>> No.41082531

Pipe foxes are dangerously sexy, wearing those tight onesies.

>> No.41082551

>>41082429
Yeah

>> No.41082569

>>41082471
I'll post on AO3 as soon as I get my invite. This was just a test run really.

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>>41082438
>Admitting to playing g*cha while calling out g*cha posting
You can't make this shit up.

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>>41082607
>monsters licking you to claim you
how horrible

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>> No.41082637
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>>41082572
yeah, got a problem with it?
not many games worth playing have beast girls, and because genshin is a actual game with a gacha slapped on its going to have regular content updates for quite a while.
but i dont sit here posting gacha girls, i just call out the shit thats barely ontopic and tell em to get back to that shithole in /vg/

>> No.41082647

>>41082637
Good job, young janitor in training. Maybe someday after your internship, you might actually get the janitor position and get paid for your tireless work.

>> No.41082674
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>> No.41082685

>>41082614
Hopefully a minotaur or holst doesn't come along to make a cowlick after that hellhound spent all that time grooming his hair

>> No.41082698
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>> No.41082711

>>41082685
>holst walks up and licks anon's hair
>all the while staring at the hellhoud
Poor anon is gonna be smooshed between the two as they fight for anons hair

>> No.41082717

>>41082711
She's gonna become barbecue.

>> No.41082724

>>41082685
not sure which board you are from but the "hur dur stop playing janitor" stuff doesnt work here.
jannies dont clean shit up unless its porn, the only way to take care of off topic shitters is to tell them.

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>>41082717
Not when big sis comes in to make sure anon has a cowlick, because that is how things should be

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>> No.41082775

>>41082724
I was congratulating you on your janitor internship.

>> No.41082789
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>>41082724
i am so terribly sorry, my internet died the moment i realized it was a misreply.

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>>41082804
who would leave a box of pups in a forest?

>> No.41082856
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Why are foxes like this?

>> No.41082865
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>>41082838
A sneaky wolf mom proactively setting up her daughters with a husband.

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How can highschool anons and their incognito mamono girlfriends fare well and graduate highschool without being exposed or discovered by the ominously powerful Student Council and ominous Student Council President?

>> No.41083011
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>>41082255
I am not entirely comfortable with her replacing my organs but if I live longer I see it as a benefit

>> No.41083028
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>>41083011
You know what, I'm completely fine dying young anyways. Assimilate me shogwife, all of me.

>> No.41083034

>>41083011
its not a full replacement, but more of a infusion that strengthens your original organs and makes them objectively superior in every way.

>> No.41083130

Ran away from home, got lost in the woods.

>> No.41083133

>>41083011
>try to eat a burger
>shog tongue knocks it out of your hand
is it really worth it?

>> No.41083163

>>41083133
eat your shogloaf so she can continue to purge your body of microplastics and xenoestrogens

>> No.41083191

>>41083163
but the shogloaf keeps giggling and wiggling its eyebrows, i cant eat it

>> No.41083199

>>41083191
if you do not take it orally it will be taken as a suppository

>> No.41083205

>>41083191
you can get shogwater instead.
all humans coming from earth are required to have some non-invasive shog purification and flayer correction for the body and mind (respectively)
the shog will leave your body and the flayer wont mess with your preferences or core memories,
its just required to prevent death from human born plagues and violent outbursts (respectively)

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>>41083205
>try to drink shogwater
>it just kisses your lips and giggles
maybe having eldritch horrors mess with things isn't a good idea...

>> No.41083275

>>41083231
yes the people overseeing the transfer have yet to find a shog that can behave long enough to get even one human through.
but they are working on it!

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>>41083275
>some shogs can't help themselves and just start pulling boys from the line like a horror film
>meanwhile the flayers wait patiently for their "patients" that manage to to run the shogg gauntlet
they need to work better

>> No.41083338

Shogs are icky.

>> No.41083353
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>>41083338
Wrong

>> No.41083357

>>41083353
Shogs are icky and gross.
I will not be shogged down.

>> No.41083363

>>41083357
Your computer is already shog anon, you lost before you knew it

>> No.41083371
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>>41082865
Monsters with yandere mother tendencies have enhanced reproductive fitness. Over time, monsters who stalk, kidnap, and groom their daughter's future spouse before she is born will become the dominant species via natural selection. We see this in the current "Hebisplosion" in Zipangu.

>> No.41083375

>>41083363
If my computer was shog I could've never made that post.
There will be no shoggening

>> No.41083389

>>41083375
havent you noticed your usage of shog? she has already seeped into your mind
soon you will be kissing your shogwalls and humping your shog fridge

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>>41083371
>We see this in the current "Hebisplosion" in Zipangu.
And that's a good thing!

>> No.41083412

>>41083395
Grant upon me the turbo-hebi.

>> No.41083420
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Wouldn't it be weird if betelgeuse goes supernova and the first comment on it in the entire internet is here?

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>>41083412
She is already in your walls, reading your mail, sniffing your underwear, cooking your food...
Haven't you noticed that no girl goes near you?

>> No.41083445

>>41083423
How can she say she loves me if she won't even show herself?

>> No.41083451

Monsters can't steal and sniff my underwear if I don't wear any!

>> No.41083462 [SPOILER] 
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>>41083445
Have to prepare you anon, whisper her love for you in your ears, making sure your porn results are only her, using hebi magic to make you dream of her...
She will show herself when you cannot live without your hebi wife and that day will be glorious

>> No.41083468

>>41083451
An advanced technique...

>> No.41083470

>>41083462
You're lying, she is not real.
I'm gonna go to the Oni bar and drink

>> No.41083476
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>>41083451
>getting rid of one of your main protections from rape
you gonna get it boy

>> No.41083479
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A difficult decision to make. Both are in love with you, both are beautiful, both have been with you for a long time and through your journeys. And you can only choose one love.

>> No.41083487

>>41083470
are you sure it was a oni bar? looks more like a lamia bar to me.

>> No.41083495

>>41083395
>t. groomed by vanilla noodle

>> No.41083499
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>>41083470
>drink a glass
>pass out
>wake up back home in bed
>check the news to see that the oni bar is under repair because of a "giant white snek fighting off girls over her man"
what a coincidence

>> No.41083501

>>41083487
The drinks are strong and the Oni are big.

>> No.41083516
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>>41083495
Yes

>> No.41083517

>>41083501
are you sure you are remembering right? seems like the alcohol has gotten to you.

>> No.41083525

>>41083517
They had big horns and legs, one called me boya

>> No.41083527

>>41083501
but the onis are white? and their horns looked taped on? and they have tails? must be some weird jungle onis

>> No.41083532

how about a chubby neet hebi that stalks her beloved online before getting him to come to her place, only to find out that he isnt that great of a cook

>> No.41083541

>>41083532
I want to be a househusband so badly...

>> No.41083547

>>41083532
i prefer a dumb hebi that stalks you but tries to hide behind a telephone pole where you can clearly see her

>> No.41083552

Slowly allowing myself to be dogpiled by a horde of cold zombies in this unbearable heat! Flopping their cold tiddies around my head like a cold compression pillow!

>> No.41083568

>>41083541
dont worry, with patent (pending) neetbi magic there will be no reason for you or her to leave the house ever, even if you cant cook yet.

>> No.41083571

>>41083516
>yeah, they groomed me
>so what lol?
Hebi lovers are truly a lost cause.

>> No.41083589

>>41083552
Flip your zombie wife over every now and again so you can enjoy her cold side

>> No.41083593
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>>41083589
>warm...
>flip her over
>wrrrmm...
please don't use her like that anon

>> No.41083605

>>41083593
You get a constantly cold pillow, she gets to warm her whole body. It's win-win.

>> No.41083611
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41083611

>wake up
>open thread
>all this bitching about "wannabe janitors"
What happened, are we getting raided by crossboarders?

>> No.41083618

>>41083605
>whole body
maybe if you are using her as a body pillow, probably only putting your head on her lap or tummy

>> No.41083636

>>41083611
people wanna change how the thread works so yeah.

>> No.41083656

>>41083611
>>41083636
Thanks for bringing it back, faggots.

>> No.41083657

>>41083618
I'd assume in this the zombie wife is either above me or to my side, so it'd be constant contact, just occasionally spinning her like some doner kebab meat throughout the night

>> No.41083667
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>>41083657
>occasionally spinning her like some doner kebab meat throughout the night
tanukis just got an idea for a new bed upgrade

>> No.41083683

How can Tanukis deal against socialism and its advocates? Buy them out?

>> No.41083686

>>41083683
quite literally yes.
>oh no a communist...
>well i'll just write off that million as a charity donation for my taxes.

>> No.41083699 [DELETED] 

>>41081312
banan
Very nice

>> No.41083774

>>41081312
WTF I love bats now

>> No.41083792
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41083792

How many children is too many?

>> No.41083820
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>>41083792
Too... many?

>> No.41083846

>>41083792
when you can hug them all at once

>> No.41083867

>>41083792
>>41083820
>too many
Anon...

>> No.41083870
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41083870

Guys, I know we have our pride, but it really would be in our best interests to just submit to the elves.

>> No.41083881

>>41083870
yeah, but elves get too hot, I'd rather have a dragon zombie that taller than me to smother me in cool thickness

>> No.41083891

>>41083870
Man, modern Kunoichi are weird.

>> No.41083896

>>41083846
>anon follows the "kids until you cant hug them all at once" advice
>eventually hits the point where he cant hug all his kids at once
>wife has to comfort anon for 6 hours because he cant hug all his kids at once anymore and it broke him

>> No.41083902

>>41083881
Just grab an undead elf. Elves come in a variety of flavors. High, wood, dark, undead, feral, etc.

>> No.41083905

>>41083896
Atleast he can sleep without a blanket

>> No.41083914

>>41083870
>plump elf tries stopping anon
>he just gropes her belly and walks away while she is stunned

>> No.41083973

>>41082446
it's okay, I liked it. Write more, don't forget to proofread and you will git gud in no time

>> No.41083976

Do daughters of Alps become regular succubi since they are born female? Sorry if this was already answered?

>> No.41083995

>>41083914
Little did anon know that this inflicts the ovulation berserk status effect and she is now at 200% movement speed and ready for septuplets.

>> No.41083997

>>41083902
but anon, the moment I grab one undead elf, they'll just start multiplying when I'm not looking! All that pent up desperation of finally being recognized would eventually end up in a horde of undead elves constantly trailing after me!

>> No.41083999
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41083999

>>41077324
Vampires tripping on overly long cloaks.

>> No.41084005

>>41083792
You should strive to emulate the Great Khan and have enough descendants to qualify as a their own demographic.

>> No.41084031

>>41083995
>elf enters her berserk
>"ah perfect. just let me open my mofu-in-a-can to trigger my buffs"
>elf instantly becomes dry, she forgot to check his mana

>> No.41084051

>>41084031
By the time he opens that can, she has already tackled him, torn off his pants and is halfway through her mega-ovulation cast.

>> No.41084067
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>>41083891
>modern Kunoichi are weird
this. I remember when kunoichi were lithe, stoic and effectivr assassins. When did they become fat porn actresses?

>> No.41084086

I love the hair down look

>> No.41084133

>>41084067
Ninjas have to blend in with their surroundings. A skinny ninja doesn't blend in when she's surrounded by fat people.

>> No.41084216

>>41084067
Lies, Kunoichi were always perverted masochists, getting caught on purpose to indulge in their domination and mindbreak fetish. They only get by, because in modern world that's the most effective way of "assassination". >>41084086

>> No.41084320

>>41083792
Honestly this is the only problem with monster girls, if I had a wife that looked like >>41083820 that, I’d be cumming inside her daily like how am I supposed to hold back? KC was smart to add the bit about it being hard to knock up a monster girl, at least for the time being, because other wise they’d overrun the entire world in just a few generations.

>> No.41084327

>>41084216
>leave your old shirt in the corner of the room before going to sleep
>somehow Kunoichi managed to trip over it, shibari tie herself with the sleeves and rip off her panties
>now she lies in your bed, presenting her bubble ass and dripping pussy to you
>going on and on how you might have caught her and are about to violate her but you will never take away her spirit
>it's 4 am, you have work in 3 hours, and this is the 6th time this week

>> No.41084335

>>41084327
she's tied up? how convenient, I can just use her as my living body pillow and finally get some good sleep, just need to ball gag her to prevent noises and I'm good to go.

>> No.41084376

how would you show the "monster" part of the more human looking girls?

>> No.41084388

>>41084376
Characteristic clothing like dark mages or adding something extra to underline the monster bits they have, eg. ear jewelry for elf ears

>> No.41084426
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41084426

>>41084376
Hats

>> No.41084439

>>41076680
>dragon&car sex meme
The desperate Mere-Lizard is only having sex with Isekai Truck-kun until he brings her a fresh human Husbando.

>> No.41084498

>>41084335
you m-monster, no matter how you cuddle and snuggle, her spirit will never break! not even if you knead, and caress, and h-headpat, and breathe down on her neck, and and and...
>>41084376
silly hats

>> No.41084516
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41084516

>>41084498
>if you knead, and caress, and h-headpat, and breathe down on her neck, and and and...
Sorry to disappoint her, but I just hug my pillow and quickly fall asleep, a warm pillow will make it happen even faster

>> No.41084524
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>>41074944
>Give wurm yarn ball
>Five minutes later your entire house is filled with tiny bits of shredded yarn.

This is worse then the time I gave her a diamond only for her to crush them into worthless dust in two seconds flat.

>> No.41084527

>>41084327
>snap and yell that you had work and needed what little rest you could get
>toss her out and tell her to stay out of your sight
>that morning , there's piping hot breakfast ready on your table with an apologetic sticky note on your coffee cup
>every day after that your domestic chores are often done-bills paid, fridge stocked, laundry washed, etc
>but you never get a glimpse of her
>the only contact you have with her is the little sticky note she leaves on your cup every morning

>> No.41084546

>>41084133
I'd love to blend in a kunoichi's ample bosom.

>> No.41084548

>>41084524
diamond dust is actually highly valuable though. Gremlins will pay ridiculous amounts for it
something to do with grinding and sandblasting machine parts or somesuch

>> No.41084585

Monster girls feeling bad about raping you?

>> No.41084593

>>41084585
no, its for your own good

>> No.41084606

>>41084593
She could still feel bad that she didn't invite you for a coffee first.

>> No.41084611
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Good morning sirs, I feel the need to impregnate a large Jinko.

>> No.41084637

>>41084585
>escape from the manticore's rape cave
>run blindly through to forest for several days before she tracks you down
>she tearfully apologizes for getting carried away with the "I'm going to eat you" act
>she didn't think you would take it so seriously

>> No.41084649

>>41084611
good morning sir, I feel like you're fortunate for feeling this way, because Jinko feels like that, and she looks far from caring if you think otherwise, anymore
>>41084637
>escape from the manticore's rape cave
why tho?

>> No.41084721

>>41084649
Because I don't like being drugged out of my mind.
I'm fine with a manticore so long as she promises not to use the venom.

>> No.41084735

Dragons get to run around chrushing rookies with the phrase "level 99, fuck you 'gonna do?"

>> No.41084781
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41084781

I need a doctor goat to heal me. The coof has got me and I feel like shit.

>> No.41084803

>>41084721
>e being drugged out of my mind.
I wouldn't mind trying it. All monsters are described like this to an extent anyway.

>> No.41084818

>>41084781
Drink plenty of warm liquids, stay in bed and make sure to leave your pants off.

>> No.41084835

>>41084721
I think venom making you a junkie is thread headcannon for Anons who like addictionplay, or played MGD and liked Kaia romance. In the World Guide it only says it makes you hard as fuck and able to cum like a firehose for hours without your balls running dry.

>> No.41084850

>>41084835
You could get addicted to the rush or feeling of it.

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>>41084781
RIP, anon-kun

>> No.41084881

>>41084637
Manticores are the embodiment of "it's just a prank, bro".

>> No.41084897

>>41084881
I want that tail glued so hard to my crotch it could be mistaken for an extension of my body.

>> No.41084920

>>41084781
don't worry, you'll be bad for 4-5 days and then you'll be good
I used entire second week of my "sickness" to draw and watch anime, it was more like a vacation

>> No.41084981

>>41084881
>it's just a prank, bro
I fail to see what's humorous about chaining me to a bed for nine hours.

>> No.41084993

>>41084897
based fellow "mere cumpump"
life would be so much better as a husband of a batcat

>> No.41085054

>>41084981
They have an awful sense of humor. Cheshirecore hybrid would be the absolute worst.

>> No.41085056
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41085056

I got a job as a file clerk at Tanukicorp. The office I work at is on the 7 1/2th floor and the ceilings are really low. I've got some really hot, bushy-tailed coworkers, which is fine, right?
But here's the thing. I dropped some papers behind a filing cabinet and couldn't reach them, so I had to move the cabinets and found a door. Behind that door was a hole, and this sounds really weird but as I crawled through that hole I ended up inside Druella's head. For 15 minutes I saw everything she saw, heard everything she heard.
And then I got spat out at a turnpike. Should I report this somewhere?

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>>41084920
Been sick since Sunday. I'm loads better overall, since most of the flu-like symptoms have passed. The only worrisome thing as been recent respiratory symptoms. Specifically shortness of breath and an O2 saturation down to 93%. I was an EMT for around 10 years as well as took care of my mom while she was alive. So I have all the equipment I need to keep an eye on my own vitals. If nothing else, getting sick with the coof has been interesting. Can't help but be curious about an illness that has been turned into such an existential bogeyman by some. To keep this at least somewhat on topic, I've often wondered how Greilia and the medical sabbath would react to non-magical and more technological methods of diagnosing and caring for patients.

>> No.41085142

>>41085091
If the cure doesn't involve "magical" sex can it even be considered a cure?

>> No.41085189

>>41085091
>I've often wondered how Greilia and the medical sabbath would react to non-magical and more technological methods of diagnosing and caring for patients.
She's a scientist herself, it's not like she does nothing but mana injections and cummies extraction. She could find them interesting and incorporate some of the discoveries in her methods, with some magical enhancements she comes up with.

>> No.41085201

>>41085091
The same way we look at Victorian medical treatments.
>Oh that's awful. I'm glad we don't have to do it that way anymore.

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>>41081124
minos and holsts of course

>> No.41085259

>>41083902
>undead elf.
You mean a cry baby...i mean a banshee?

>> No.41085290

>>41085189
>cummies extraction.
The description says she isn't big into cum hunting. But the few images of her suggest she's quite the tease. Very mixed messages.

>> No.41085459

I can't stop thinking about how cute it would be to have wurm daughters

>> No.41085634

>>41085459
same but cute fluffy manticore daughters
so much neckmofu to fluff, so much fun to help them stalk their boyfriends

>> No.41085661
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41085661

Just because she is your kouhai doesn't mean she can't be way taller than you.

>> No.41085666

>>41085634
I would definitely be the kind of dad to help my daughters compile a list of "victims" I'd even befriend other dads to help set them up.

>> No.41085677

>>41085459
Small Wurm sitting on your lap

>> No.41085687

>get raped for hours by 8 foot tall pixiecore hybrid
>eventually pass out from exhaustion and venom overdose
>wake up some time later to find that her magic has expired and she's fairy sized again
>the mini manticore is asleep on your crotch, using your junk as a body pillow

>> No.41085695

>>41085634
everybody knows the best 12th birthday present for your manticore daughter is a dossier full of intel on her classmate she likes.

>> No.41085704

>>41085695
Auntie Ratatoskr gives the best presents.

>> No.41085754

>>41085677
And shes asking what you doing and how are the words are appearing on the screen
>>41085634
I would just set up playdates and make sure they are together for most of the time

>> No.41085771

Tell me about the ratatoskrs, anon.

What are they like?

>> No.41085805

>>41085771
Small, adorable girls with sweet personalities that totally are not blackmailing me.
I am not in need of assistance.

>> No.41085817

>>41085754
>I would just set up playdates
Please anon, give me one of your loli manticore daughters. I'll take good care of her.

>> No.41085822

>>41085805
That sounds sweet, anon. How do I get one myself?

>> No.41085828

>>41085817
no, i only hsve wurms, jabberwocks, and bogies. Also I only would give them to a boy their age

>> No.41085844

>>41085822
Just let it be known that you enjoy small girls with big tails that have a taste for nuts.
Alternatively, get a position in a very important business or government organization.

>> No.41085861

>>41081124
Elves and Holstaurs are on top that or a very needy and desperate(average)dragoncel

>> No.41085912

>>41083792
super cute daughters

>> No.41085919

How do I give a holstaur explosive lactation?

>> No.41085962

>>41085919
feed them their own milk

>> No.41085992

>>41085919
cry in front of one

>> No.41086021
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>>41085677
I pulled the lever and released a small Wurm

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>>41085459
Trying to stop them from burrowing into anything and everything wouldn't be fun

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Need

>> No.41086550

>>41086343
maybe the male escort gig would be ok

>> No.41086638
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>>41086343
It's mutual.

>> No.41086688

>>41086213
imagine coming home and getting ambushed by your wurm daughters. It would be so cute

>> No.41086694
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>>41082728
mino coming in to save the day, nothing surprising there because she is best girl

>> No.41086715

>>41086638
Adorable Oni

>> No.41086741

>>41085771
Good target practice when they start to record you during gardening. Stupid and adorable tree rat

>> No.41086766

>>41085919
Go on a 3 month work trip

>> No.41086885

>>41086694
I have a strong desire to rub that mino's abs, rub her armpits, and her underboobs. And that's just the beginning

>> No.41086901
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41086901

>>41074944
Incoming hebi
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100946288

>> No.41086913
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>> No.41086993

>>41086901
>big titty hebi insists that you spend most of the day between her breasts
>so you can't cheat on her with some whore
>admittedly, it's somewhat comfy

>> No.41086994

Do Zipangunese and Mistnese monsters hate each other?

>> No.41087066
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>>41086715
All oni are adorable

>> No.41087081
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>>41087066

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>>41083420
Kind of wish kf didn't have all yesterday drama
They have pretty nice girls

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>>41087066
Oops wrong file.

>> No.41087248

>>41087222
why do they allow clubs at the school? she is gonna hit someone with hers!

>> No.41087274

>>41087222
Would be funier of the left still had the jelouse girl

>> No.41087294

>>41087222
Watch out, any cute girl you know could plan on growing into a woman without your consent.

>> No.41087297

>>41087248
It's part of her culture.

>> No.41087304

>>41087294
But I dont want her to

>> No.41087311
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>>41087248
It's fake. She has her enhanced strength anyway.

>> No.41087313

>>41087304
Reminds me if the shotacon mermaid that deaged her husband in monmusu quest

>> No.41087356

>>41087297
>manticore tries to take you into the supply closet for some good ole rape
>teacher tries to stop her
>she yells out its her culture to do this and slams the door shut

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>> No.41087454

>>41083792
Holy shit he made another!?

>> No.41087465
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>>41087356
Monsters take insults to their culture very seriously

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>>41086885
amen to that

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>>41087222
nice trips because that is the perfect woman

>> No.41087556

TRNS HGS FRVR!!!

>> No.41087568
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41087568

It just wouldn't be a Magus story if it didn't have alternative endings. This is the story of the griffon bouncer from the amazon story.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41441838

Not sure what I'm going to do next. Need to check my list and see.

>> No.41087576

>>41087568
Thanks for the story magus, and the beautiful art.

>> No.41087637

>>41087568
An anon and his cat and dog sith wives.

>> No.41087659

>>41087568
Meatball wings with brown sauce.

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>> No.41087766

>>41087568
Biblical accurate angel and her crush, anon who way into creepy stuff>>41087556

>> No.41087782

>>41087766
Ignore that other thing I added onto that post. It happend by accident

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>> No.41087840

>>41087747
A few threads back this artist got unwarrantedly shit on and I just wanna say, with all the rampant shit taste here that might as well count as a compliment.

>> No.41087851

>>41087840
I can say that most prefer the more anime aesthetic in the art they like

>> No.41087861

>>41087747
i'd rather drink my shog straight from the tap
hell, i'd rather drink any slime straight from the tap, instead of through a straw.

>> No.41087871

>>41087840
i don't hate the art, but i do hate the yellow ball person on almost every pic.

>> No.41087911

>>41087840
Shitting on him is too much, but I would also rather not see too much western art here. We've got enough gacha spam as of late, no need to water it down any further.

>> No.41087940
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Octopussy

>> No.41087970

>>41087940
https://youtu.be/EpK-3anD9Iw

>> No.41088001

>>41087940
They're cute until you see one squeeze her entire body through a 1cm gap in your door.

>> No.41088016

>>41088001
then shes extra cute!

>> No.41088048

>>41088001
Shouldn’t have tried to hide anon

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>>41087568
Magus post and griffon content? We are blessed this day.

>> No.41088125

>>41087568
Did not except an alternate ending to a oneshot side story, but all content is good content, thanks magoone

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>> No.41088254

>>41082384
Good tastes Anon. I hope your waifus are happy!

>> No.41088270

>>41088254
thanks, its the little complients that keep me going as an artist

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Monsters doing friend stuff!

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>> No.41088458
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Succubi are good for you.

>> No.41088480

>>41088458
but am i good for them?

>> No.41088491

>>41088401
I want to grab all of them and just carry them home

>> No.41088493

>>41088458
Only LN ones cause they are cute dorks

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>>41088493
>Only LN ones
wrong

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>>41087568
I would like to see your take on Lilim if you don't mind.

>> No.41088627

>>41088493
All succubi are cute dorks. You just have to find what makes them stammer and pout.

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>>41088493
LN buffcubus is cute. In general buff girls he draws are cute, but she deserves a mention.

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>I don't think this is legal tender

>> No.41088753

>>41088725
Fiat Gyaurrency

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>>41087568
>Griffon story
HELL YEAH.

PORTALS NEXT PLEASE, WE NEED PORTALS

>> No.41088761

>>41088725
>my name
>my name
>my name
>is Loadsamoney

>> No.41088830
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41088830

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40652298/chapters/103934364

Here is another chapter of this terrible anime club story.

>> No.41088837

>>41088830
We're getting all kinds of stories today!

>> No.41088865

>>41088830
Thanks crumble, and it isn't terrible. I liked the first part

>> No.41088871

>>41088725
Fuck off.

>> No.41088874

>>41088830
sounds like a nice premise for a story, didn't see the first part, but I'm gonna read it now, I always liked your stuff

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/34687126/chapters/103935177

>> No.41088943

>>41083792
No more than 3

>> No.41088951

>>41088871
Is there something we should know about that image, or are you just shitposting?

>> No.41088972

>>41088951
Check the filename and do some critical thinking.

>> No.41088978

>>41087568
>>41088830
>>41088940
what is happening

are all the authors colluding

>> No.41088985

>>41088940
plenty of cool new stories today, good

>> No.41089010

>>41088985
Actualy, that one is pretty old, I remember it from back in the day.

>> No.41089019

>>41088940
This art looks like a shitty gag frame from some low budget comedy anime.

>> No.41089079
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>> No.41089156

>>41082286
that is a very comfy, very welcoming Shinano

>> No.41089163

>>41089115
Can never go wrong with blue.

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Don't want womanlets

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>>41089177

>> No.41089230

>>41082286
That campfire fireplace though.

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ded

>> No.41089353

>>41089343
Do you think vampires decorate their coffins? Like hang pictures on it or put stickers on it?

>> No.41089360
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>> No.41089371

>>41089343
Would be nice to sit on an Ochimusha's lap.

>> No.41089384
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>> No.41089389

>>41089384
She seems nice. I'm gonna ask her out!

>> No.41089401

>>41089226
>184
still shorter than me and that's a good thing

>> No.41089442
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>>41089389
Where does one take an ancient fox on a date anyway?
I don’t know if they’d “get” movies.

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You know what to do.

>> No.41089473

>>41089442
Burger joint

>> No.41089476

>>41089469
I will not

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>>41089476
You will.

>> No.41089492

>>41089442
>I don’t know if they’d “get” movies.
Showing an ancient fox a movie for the first time is a magical opportunity.

>> No.41089493

Gimme a black harpy please. Thank you!

>> No.41089495

>>41089490
No

>> No.41089496
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>> No.41089508

>>41089496
>hag neighbor keeps walking into your house pretending you’re a couple

>> No.41089510
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41089510

Sex with a young pear-shaped anubis
Teasing her about a girl her age having such a lewd body
Little brown girls are the best

>> No.41089525

>>41088972
I think your overreacting because I don't see anything wrong with it.

>> No.41089532

>>41089508
Not gonna be pretending for long.

>> No.41089574

>>41089496
>>41089508
It wasn't dark out when she got home, it took until sunset to get her tails through the door.

>> No.41089592

>>41089525
it's from deviantart
plus it's transformation trash
best monstergirls are the ones born monster, not changed into monster

>> No.41089597

>>41089592
it's not some violent freaky transformation or mtf, it looks okay
I wouldn't worry about it

>> No.41089632

>>41089597
The transformation process should not be something that is looked on with fetishism, cannonically it exists but should be treated as just a process that happens not to be fetishised as that is a slippery slope to tolerance of other things in the transformation fetish umbrella.

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>>41089592
>best monstergirls are the ones born monster, not changed into monster
Anon that's racist.

>> No.41089658

>>41086901
i accept her love

>> No.41089663

>>41089632
Kek, tell that to KC. This is some really weird view you're trying to impose, I don't remember monsterization ever being a problem around these parts

>> No.41089668

>>41089632
the slope isn't always slippery.
i do agree we could do without deviantart trash.

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>That's a nice town you got here.

>> No.41089687

>>41089592
Transformation is baked into the setting as a fundamental concept.
You're a faggot.

>> No.41089717

>>41089632
>fuck a nacha
>feel my face melt away as my vision is replaced by a many eyed stare
>my legs fuse into an abdomen, the horror of losing them is quickly replaced by a strange satisfaction as six new ones come exploding out of it.
>I harden, a strange armored carapace dulling the sensations all over my body
>This too fades away as my face splits, my already strange vision becoming even hazier as the distance between my eyes quickly widens
>from this strange new hole countless tentacles come out, I can feel them squirming and their uncontrolled flailing obscures the sight in front of my many eyes.
>the little girl I had been violating picks herself up, blearily I can see her move toward my head
>she flips around, the sight of her little the last thing I see as she slips in... somewhere.
>my sense of touch returns a hundredfold as her little loli butt rubs against my new fleshy interior
>cum explodes from all my tentacles, covering the girl, me, and most of the area around us

>> No.41089721

>>41089685
Thanks, I made it myself

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>> No.41089746

>>41087568
Thanks for the story, it was really good

>> No.41089751
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41089751

>Hey
>Want to be a spooky monster that lives in my coat?

>> No.41089771

>>41089751
more than almost anything.

>> No.41089775

>>41089751
i suppose i could free up my schedule

>> No.41089829
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>>41089632
Cry about it.

>> No.41089831

>>41089751
Sorry I only accept wholesome latenight wendis now

>> No.41089836
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>>41089829
IS THAT

>> No.41089852

>chinkboat posters
>TFfags
>WoWfaggots
how awful

>> No.41089855

>>41089831
I never got the impression that they coat the men they marry.

>> No.41089876

>>41089843
hold on Officer Udders, we can talk it out

>> No.41089882
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>>41089876
No, get in the car.

>> No.41089918

>>41089882
>pomf
waaaa, what are we going to do in the car, officer?

>> No.41089924

>>41089918
milk correction, constant visits from parole officer holst

>> No.41089970

>>41089876
Just run bro, cows can’t go up stairs so you’ll be safe

>> No.41089975
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41089975

>be in a submarine
>several kilometers under the sea
>something taps your cracked window
>SUDDENLY SHINY FISH

>> No.41089986

>>41089970
>it's down the stairs
>Anon runs to the last floor
>Tits McGee follows him
>blocks the only staircase
>you're there on a roof with a very horny cow
at least your wedding night will have a very nice view

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>>41077550
This is my favorite Yeti

>> No.41090007
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41090007

Prepare for the perpetual milking machine.

>> No.41090018

>>41089508
Just make her dinner, let her tell you about her day, rub her feet, watch tv with her, and let her spoon you while she sleeps. I let mine do this, and she leaves most of the time (doesn't work on weekends for some reason). The only problem is that she comes back around eight hours later every time.

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>paint a bunch of white lines across the road
>holsts can't get to you past them
Dumb cows.

>> No.41090047

>>41090029
>Ushi tunnels below them and drags you to their side
they are not trapped there with you, you are trapped there with them

>> No.41090056

>>41090029
>holst stomping their hooves and pouting because they can’t reach you
Cute

>> No.41090064
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>> No.41090077
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>> No.41090084

>>41090018
>doing it all for free
You got to be payed for that anon! Imagine her telling her coworkers that you’re giving away all those services for free? You will have hags lining up for that

>> No.41090106

Post your most fertile trolls please!

>> No.41090116 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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41090116

>>41090064
1 week vacation

>> No.41090117

>>41090106
Make me

>> No.41090138

I just want to strike it rich as an adventurer so I can open up a holst dairy form with some oppai loli holsts.

>> No.41090153

>>41090138
potion exploits dummy,just fend off the dark witches and echidnas who may lust after your overpowered dick in hordes

>> No.41090160

>>41090153
No, I'm gonna do it legit this time!
No mechanical abuse.

>> No.41090183

>>41090138
I wanna capture the fabled flat-chest, loli holst.

>> No.41090203

>>41090160
Enchant items

>> No.41090212

>>41090203
Never, when I get that farm, I'm gonna tell them I did it right, and not through the abuse of making magic items to make strong magic items to make stronger magic items to make stronger magic items to make stronger magic items to make stronger magic items

>> No.41090224

>>41090203
>When you go to a loli holst and she asks if you've heard of the high elves.

>> No.41090297
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>> No.41090322

>>41090297
>no clothes her size
>big enough to wrap around a mountain 7 times
fat bug

>> No.41090358

>>41090313
How does hebi react when you start bragging to the class how cute she is?

>> No.41090388
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>> No.41090394

>>41090388
Monster girls are all fun and lewd. That is, until you kill or attempt to kill their hubby. Then the gloves are off

>> No.41090404

>>41090394
What happens if I spank my buddy's ass in front of his wife? Is that giving her a license to kill?

>> No.41090410

>>41090404
Nah, you alp

>> No.41090413
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41090413

Imagine being railed by an oni every single night

>> No.41090422

How can I get an Amazoness to call me cute?

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>>41090358
>How does hebi react when you start bragging to the class how cute she is?

She will propose you on the spot

>> No.41090474

>>41087871
I always viewed him as a blatant joe everyman/viewer's avatar rather than a character, albeit presented in that certain old-fashioned way just like the girls' lipstick he draws. The modern way would be a face with a question mark or similar.

>> No.41090510

>>41090468
Jokes on her, I already put on her wedding wing while she wasn’t looking!

>> No.41090529

>>41090510
Hope you're not a leg man.

>> No.41090560

>>41090529
That's kind of a given when you're proposing to a snake woman.

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Listen, there's just too many goblins around. They don't breed in anything less than quintuplets. You're gonna have to do your part and take in a few.

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>>41090666
Alright, but by years end there's going to be another ten more.

>> No.41090691

>>41090394
>order soldier wonders why they never kill
>decides to go rouge
>tries to snipe a fox hag's husband thinking "no way that fatass can do anything about it"
>she catches the moment, followed by a long moment of silence
>the bullet melts in her hand as she starts reciting a pre-MG era incantation
>he connects the dots pretty quickly about why the order to kill was never given as his lungs start burning
> wakes up as a alp as punishment for his crimes, the only thing he hears is a faint echoing laughter

>> No.41090704

>>41090691
Fuck off

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>> No.41090709

>>41090691
>she catches the moment
alright thats enough being awake for me, im going to sleep before i mess anything else up with halfassed revisions.

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rero rero rero

>> No.41090728

>>41090719
All I can think about when I see that picture is my face getting slobbered all over by her long, thick, warm, slimy tongue

>> No.41090738

>>41090691
>>41090704
For once I agree with Fuck offfag, that was aids.

>> No.41090740

>>41090719
But I don’t want to be throat swabbed

>> No.41090761

>>41090740
You won't get throat raped, if you don't want it. But you will have a mouthful of her tongue on a regular basis

>> No.41090764

>>41090740
Well then good news!
It's a suppository.

>> No.41090777

>>41090740
Shouldn't have yawned like a slut.

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41090825

How dangerous would it be to ask a chesh to sit on my face?

>> No.41090836

>>41090777
No Anon, you don't understand. I have a horrifically strong gag reflex, this is going to end very badly for everyone.

>> No.41090850

>>41090836
Mamanobama fixes everything you don’t need to worry about health conditions

>> No.41090864

Can't continue to exist in this heat without being surrounded on both sides by thick cold zombies

>> No.41090906

>>41090864
More reason why slime girls solve everything
Keep you cool, keep your balls empty, clean your food and more

>> No.41090935

>>41090906
yeah but it'd be a lot of effort to rehabilitate a bubble slime versus suddenly becoming surrounded by a few undead looking for warmth

>> No.41090950
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>>41090864
Everybody needs a frost dragon, some people just don't know it yet.

>> No.41090965

>>41090864
The heat is gone here for now, so that's good. The other day rain caught me by surprise, a wandering Ryu must have heard my plight.

>> No.41090993

>>41090950
As long as I am rendered immune from the cold I will be fine with that

>> No.41090997

>>41090825
3/10.
She may portal your tongue into her mouth at some point and will refuse to get up after climaxing.

>> No.41091044

>>41090997
>will refuse to get up after climaxing
I see that as a plus

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>> No.41091106

>>41091081
I don't get it.

>> No.41091125

>>41090825
Not dangerous, maybe just a little stinky. Cats do an excellent job at hygiene, but since that method of hygiene is tongue baths... Well, it's not as effective as soap.

If you're wondering how she reaches her tongue back there, she's a master of teleportation magic. Draw your own conclusions.

>> No.41091126

>>41091106
me either but i do find fox thighs around my neck intriguing

>> No.41091130

i hope you get raped by a cat

>> No.41091138

>>41091130
Stripey muscle cat for me, please.

>> No.41091140

>>41091130
a cat is fine too

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41091151

>>41091130
How kind

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>>41091130
Can I choose the flavor?

>> No.41091162

>>41087568
My Friday is saved! Thanks Magus!

>> No.41091163

>>41091130
Cats fear lizards.

Therefore you can avoid cat rape by getting a lizard wife.

>> No.41091177

>>41091130
if it's not a big cat I'm filing a complaint

>> No.41091183

>>41091163
is that why ms jaguar bullies the caimans?

>> No.41091200

>>41091183
Jaguar are beta bitches that only prey on young caimans and small caiman species. Throw a Jaguar at a 5m black caiman and it doesn't matter whether the fight is on land or in the water - the pussy cat is getting eaten.

>> No.41091203

>>41091177
do you want the muscle cat that has become a wall of steel due to harsh living conditions in a volcanic area or the blubber cat that has has grown soft due to living on a nature reserve?

>> No.41091236

>>41091203
Wall of steel cat, obviously, what's the point if the monster can't break me in half?

>> No.41091289

>>41091236
to crush you into a million pieces while laying ontop of you, duh.

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>> No.41091309

>Anon has a vore fetish
>Hears manticores eat human men
>Seeks out a manticore
>Finds one
>Let's her go through her scary act
>She says she's gonna eat him
>He hands her a shrinking potion
>Gleefully explains to her how he's always wanted to be eaten
>She's got a what-the-fuck look on her face
>Confused and grossed out, she drops the act
>Says he's a fuckin' weirdo
>Phones up her single sandworm friend
>Pawns off the vorefag to the sandworm
>Goes home and laments how it's hard to find a normal guy that falls for her scare, intimidation act
>Goes through and entire bucket of ice scream watching some horror movies

>> No.41091322

>>41091309
manticore no!
if you keep drowning your sorrow in ice cream you'll become wock sized.

>> No.41091353

>>41091309
>ice scream
heh

>> No.41091360

>>41091322
>wock-sized manticore
What happens if I grope her?

>> No.41091389

>>41091322
It'll help with people believing her whole human eating act.

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>>41091322
>>41091360
Reminder that wocks look like this in canon

>> No.41091397

>>41091360
well lets see
>wock sized hunger
>broken self esteem taking another hit due to a reminder of her size
she'll start milking out of revenge you while downing another container of ice cream.

>> No.41091398

>>41091391
the illusive 3rd tentacle

>> No.41091438

>>41091391
I find it amusing how one waifu fag indirectly convinced nearly everyone that wocks are just fatasses.

>> No.41091449
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41091449

>>41082384
oh, you must be the nta anon from the other thread. quality looking sketch anon, I'm sure it'll turn out great

>> No.41091455

>>41082384
They look like plucked chickens.

>> No.41091506

>>41091438
i mean it just makes sense.
not just one or two but three mouths?

>> No.41091525
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>> No.41091583

>>41091506
>Three mouths
Hence why she's known as a BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER! >>41091391

>> No.41091595

>>41091525
cute

>> No.41091635

>>41091449
well thank you for the complient
>>41091455
One of them is wearinsypgpg a fishnet dress

>> No.41091698
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41091698

lionbirb

>> No.41091713
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41091713

Join the Sabbath.

>> No.41091717

>>41091713
Only if I get a bapho

>> No.41091726
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>>41091713
sure i guess

>> No.41091727
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41091727

>>41091717

>> No.41091734

>>41091727
I like this one, she's really cute.

>> No.41091746

>>41091727
While I'd prefer Bapho-chan, Runya Runya, or Shirokuto, I definitely wouldn't say no to this bapho

>> No.41091750

>>41091746
I would also like Kuroferuru too

>> No.41091754

Renrushka best baph

>> No.41091773

>>41091713
No. I like tall girls with big tits too much.

>> No.41091777

>>41091754
Never heard of her

>> No.41091781

>>41091773
Consider the Neighbor bapho

>> No.41091782

>>41091777
undead sabbath

>> No.41091787

>>41091782
Still never heard of it. Does she have any pics?

>> No.41091788
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41091788

>>41091773
Not for long.

>> No.41091797

>>41091787
No but she wears a skull over her face and has a husband (me)

>> No.41091806

>>41091797
Well until she has pics, she doesn't exist to me and thus can't be best bapho. Sorry bud.

>> No.41091811

>Vampire girl wants to fit in with the sabbath
>But she's got a beansprout body
>She's 5 foot 11, nearly twice as tall as the average sabbath member
>She's got A cup breasts, the witches chase her out for being a titty monster

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>>41091713
No

>> No.41091816

>>41091806
Good because I'm her husband anyway.

>> No.41091821

>>41091788
>>41091727
>>41091726
>loli mgs wearing makeup
NOOOO MY WEAKNESS

>> No.41091834
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41091834

>>41091815
Checkmate

>> No.41091840

>>41091834
Outta the way, kid

>> No.41091858
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41091858

>> No.41091885
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41091885

So you got plans for tonight?

>> No.41091888

>>41091885
The squad demands EDF, the squad gets EDF

>> No.41091891
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41091891

>>41091885
My plans are to continue recruiting for the Sabbath.

>> No.41091896

>>41088830
enjoyably following along. curious to see where it goes
>>41087568
cute fluffball. would share oversized beanbag with

>> No.41091915

>>41091888
To save our mother Earth from any alien attack!

>> No.41091916

>>41091888
>Anon and the squad gets raped by various insects and androids

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41091974

>> No.41091984
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>> No.41092100

>>41091984
I love that artist's style

>> No.41092108

>>41091984
I wanna poke her paws

>> No.41092154

>>41091984
I wanna sniff her breath

>> No.41092158

>>41090006
>Best monster x Worst girl
This is truly a crime

>> No.41092172
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41092172

>>41090117
>Make me
Oh she'll make you.

>> No.41092263

>>41092172
Trolls are perhaps one of the most underrated girls in MGE.

Hope Axem draws more of her soon. He's really the only artist that likes 'em

>> No.41092265
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41092265

>>41088458
yeah?

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>>41092265
I want to hold her hand

>> No.41092335

>>41092172
I would also sniff troll breath

>> No.41092389
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41092389

>imminent lightning damage
Hope you aren't wearing metal armor

>> No.41092399
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41092399

We're not even close to image limit.

>> No.41092410

Post your best black harpy pics please!

>> No.41092414

>>41092399
Ah yes, succubus (white).

>> No.41092454

>>41092399
What is the point of a lilim's horns? Do lilims ram each other over mating rights for men?

>> No.41092468
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41092468

What do you do if a vampire gives you this look?

>> No.41092480
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41092480

>>41092454
why not? that's what baphos do

>> No.41092482

>>41092454
Knocking (you) out with a headbutt so she can drag (you) into the bedroom because you're too dense to take a hint.

>> No.41092491

>>41092454
>>41092480
>tfw two succubi each trying to drag you to their own homes start headbutting each other in the middle of the street

>> No.41092524

>>41092468
i'd be unreasonably upset if a vampire was drinking somebody elses blood

>> No.41092546
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41092546

>>41092454
Druella's horns have eyes, can she see from them?

>> No.41092557
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41092557

>>41092491
>A new challenger appears!

>> No.41092578

>>41092491
>two soldier beetles start wrestling and try to flip each other over for mating rights
>after one proves victorious the other one waits nearby
>it wasn't about who gets to fuck anon, it was about who gets to go first

>> No.41092582

>>41088458
>>41092300
I want to burry my face in fluffy LN succubus hair and never come out.

>> No.41092631
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41092631

lim

>> No.41092652

>>41092631
I can beat the lim

>> No.41092671

>>41092652
Sure you can! You keep respawning for a reason, right? And that reason is you can beat her and definitely not she has a "defeat Anon in battle and rape him into submission" kink that can really only be satisfied in the fires of true combat

>> No.41092688
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>>41092631
I want to play hide and seek with a lim.

>> No.41092703

>>41092671
My save scumming will bring me victory eventually!

>> No.41092736

>>41092671
aw frig dude, my levels

>> No.41092742
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41092742

Vampires are, on the whole, trustworthy

>> No.41092761

>>41092742
t. bloodsucker

>> No.41092763

>>41092688
>lilim procedurally generates a new themed spirit realm before each match
>one day it's a spooky mansion, then a ski resort, the next day it's a sprawling halloween town
it's super wasteful and extravagant and i'm not sure what you do with the realms when she's done

>> No.41092785

>>41092763
Honeymoon and vacation spots.

>> No.41092798

>>41092763
Obviously she keeps them around and rents them out to monsters looking for a fun game of hide and rape with Anon.
There is even a show based around releasing a whole bunch of single men and monsters into one such pocket dimension to see who lasts the longest.

>> No.41092869
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41092869

>Be Righteous Paladin
>Holy Warrior of Truth and Justice and all that jazz
>Need a guide to the many demon realms including Wonderland
>Meet the strange annoying purple cat eared woman, but she seems mostly harmless
>Apparently Anal isn't breaking my vow of chastity
>Have no way to confirm this with the Bishop but surely this lovely creature would never tell a lie

>> No.41092890
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41092890

Have sex with bees before the thread dies

>> No.41092897

>>41092890
The thread still has seven threads until its pushed off.

>> No.41092914

>>41092897
So take that time to have sex with bees

>> No.41092931
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41092931

>>41092914
>>41092897
>>41092890

Affirmative. Very sexable.

>> No.41092932

>>41092897
>7 more threads
>7 more images
uh oh

>> No.41092948
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41092948

Oh no, the cheshire just stole one of the few remaining images

>> No.41092950
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41092950

>>41092890
I love big bee butts

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41092963

>>41092948
oh no

>> No.41092972
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>>41092963
There goes another one, better act fast before she steals them all

>> No.41092975
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41092975

>>41092972
STOP RIGHT THERE

>> No.41092977
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41092977

>>41092948
>How many times must we teach you this lesson cat?!

>> No.41092982

>>41092932
prepare your anus for the early thread

>> No.41092988

>>41092963
I would ask you to post more gobbos but...

>> No.41092990

>>41092975
>>41092977
You may have stopped her this time, but for her next heist, she is after something far more valuable.
She is going to steal Anon's virginity

>> No.41092997

>>41092990
hah

nothing can capture something timeless

>> No.41093007

>>41092990
silly cheshire cant steal my virginity because i marked myself with fox ma-
wait what is she doing with a fox that has a color scheme exactly like her?

>> No.41093008

before the thread ends, I want to be jumpscared by hellhounds

>> No.41093019

>>41092990
But that's not valuable at all

>> No.41093029

>>41092990
ill threaten to give it to a succ, i would do anything to defeat the cheshire!

>> No.41093033

>>41093029
The hags have been alerted.
Do not resist.

>> No.41093048

>>41093033
ill grab a loli and tell those hags to back off

>> No.41093105

Without images, you now have no idea what monster this post is about. But I can tell you that she is going to rape you.
But now you don't even know what your attacker is, let alone what she looks like. How can you defend yourself from the unknown?
>I'll just get raped by X monster before that happens!
How do you know X monster isn't the monster this post is about?

>> No.41093148

>>41093105
I am safe, as she does not exist.

>> No.41093163

>>41093105
Boy I hope it's a gator monster

>> No.41093170

>>41093105
The only invisible monster is the purple Wurm, for no one has ever seen such a thing.

>> No.41093175

>>41093170
purple wurm is just a wurm that drank the apophis juice
which means she is VERY dangerous

>> No.41093225

>>41093105
>Shrodinger's monster
cant some sabbath please just gag and carry him away im sick of his shit

>> No.41093247

>>41093225
If you get raped by Schrodinger's monster, are you married or single?

>> No.41093251

>>41093247
anon stop youll give eros an aneurysm

>> No.41093260

>>41093251
I HAVE QUESTIONS THAT MUST BE ANSWERED

>> No.41093269

>>41093251
we can't know the answer until he opens the box holding the wedding ring

>> No.41093285

>>41093269
>chesh giggling
>"shut up"

>> No.41093435

>>41093269
>The cat remains in a superposition of married and unmarried states and will become constant only when observed. Which is to say, as long as it cant be observed, the cat in the box is both married to you and unmarried until you open the box
cupid must really hate physicists lmao

>> No.41093457

>>41093435
i feel like at that point a cupid would just stab the guy with a arrow, in the brain in hopes that the physical wound will make him sound less retarded.

>> No.41093487

>>41093457
>Cupid stabs Anon with an arrow then marches over to the giggling box, opening it it, and just blindly stabbing another arrow inside before closing it again.
>It is going to be a painful report

>> No.41093497

>>41093487
>stabs into the box
>the cat inside was on lunch break
silly cupid

>> No.41093522

>pretend this post has an image of a brown Jinko sitting in front of computer attached
good morning sirs, hope you have a butifel day

>> No.41093532

>>41093522
>brown jinko
I would give her all the dick pictures

>> No.41093538

>>41093522
Stop making me dream of huge brown Jinko cuddles.

>> No.41093544

>>41092742
I wish that were me but with a more attractive vampire.
Vampires and hag lovers have too much overlap

>> No.41093547

>>41093522
this is important, what's the color of her hair

>> No.41093573

>>41093547
hope it is white, white hair brown body is the best

>> No.41093589

I'm making a new thread

>> No.41093590

>>41093547
Silky white with dark stripes

>> No.41093604

>>41093589
when this one 404s? okay, I'll abstain then

>> No.41093610

>>41093590
>>41093573
damn, always holding out for that blonde hair to contrast with the dark skin, like peanut butter and chocolate

>> No.41093613

>>41093589
make it an evil thread

>> No.41093620

>>41093610
>blond hair and dark skin
why yes, i also like gyarus

>> No.41093623

>Cupid shoots arrow at Anon
>It just shatters upon hitting his skull, which has the same density as a neutron star
What will she do now?

>> No.41093629

>>41093623
bring out that tactical love nuke

>> No.41093639

>>41093623
shoot his buttcheek, that's soft and tender from sitting in front a screen all day

>> No.41093642

>>41093623
Massage love mind control juices straight into his cock via her mouth

>> No.41093698

>>41093693

>> No.41093724

>>41093698
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW

>> No.41093729

>>41093724
We hit image limit 2 hours ago

>> No.41093737

>>41093698
nigger, why are you so dumb?

>> No.41093752

>>/jp/thread/S15525580#p15537291

>> No.41093753

>>41093729
True, true.

>> No.41093764

now this thread will 404 and someone will make a new one, at which point the early one will die and the shitposter who made it will use that fact to derail the real thread for an entire day

>> No.41093767

Would you tip a holst? Tip an innocent holst?

>> No.41093774

>>41093764
Or you retards could just not make an extra thread.

>> No.41093793

>>41093774
why are you trying to change how these threads are run so much? Just let go

>> No.41093800

>>41093793
I am acting on a six year old statement.

>> No.41093816

>>41093800
Doesn't count because it's not what I'm used to.

>> No.41093817

>>41093800
if it wasn't implemented 6 years ago, then there had to be reason for it, didn't you think of that? perhaps someone knows what you don't, have you considered that a possibility?

>> No.41093836

>>41093817
We don't usually hit image limit. If we do there is no reason not to make a new thread.
t. been here since 2014 when we were still on /a/

>> No.41093870

this is the same tard who samefagged 10 times in that early shitpost thread he made that time to keep it alive, isnt it?

>> No.41093920

Can a good husband make ant arachne work for the common good in the hive? Obviously she won't be as hard working as regular ants, but maybe she can sew them some rad new clothes or do something else spiders are good at?
>>41093870
doesn't matter now, ignore him

>> No.41093923

>>41093698
people dont do that on /jp/, you know

>> No.41093931

>>41093920
I would introduce rent and see her try to wringle out of that.

>> No.41093983

Is regular hair on head also type of mofu?

>> No.41094004

>>41093983
depends on fluffiness

>> No.41094015

>>41094004
So what makes mofu is density and texture?

>> No.41094042

>>41094015
what makes mofu is your heart desires and honest feelings

>> No.41094048

>>41094015
Yeah, so consider the hair of a hellhound or manticore, definitely fluffy enough to be considered an extension of mofu. Kejorouous definitely have a mofu equivalent to their hair, but something flat and straight like, say, a demon, I wouldn't count as mofu

>> No.41094061

>>41094048
One gotta remember that manticores and hellhounds have various types of hair, just like normal girls. However I believe weresheep would always have head mofu.

>> No.41094108

>>41093764
Nah, this isn't the first early tourist thread. Him and the other retards mad that they can't install their /vg/ or whatever habits here will actually stay in the early thread and bump it out of spite for the next 2-3 weeks. There they'll cry about some mythical gigasperg mind controlling mgt into ignoring their early threads.
Oh and I guess this proves that we really need more off-topic shit and ebin memes to fill up the image limit even faster

>> No.41094113

What about eyebrows, can they be mofu as well?
You know when she has those thick bushy worrywart type of eyebrows.

>> No.41094133

>>41094061
And that girl that gets posted around that is apparently an alice that looks nothing like profile alice.

>> No.41094158

>>41094113
like I get the appeal of the hair mofu is shoving your face in there but i'm not sure of the appeal of bushy eyebrow mofu

>> No.41094177

>>41094108
You think they're the same from a few months with their main images always being gacha shit ?

>> No.41094222

>>41094177
No and frankly I don't give a fuck who those tards are.
I'm just happy that majority of mgt isn't gullible enough to cave in to obvious bad actors, already saw one place like this capitulate to rabid newfags and it wasn't pretty.

>> No.41094238

>>41094177
>>41094222
But what about>>41093752
Was that mod a rabid newfag too?

>> No.41094320

>>41094238
Then maybe next time post such arguments BEFORE making a thread and see if people agree with you. So far, every early thread is a proof on its own that they are done in bad faith, especially the last one with samefagging shitposter.
Currently the consensus is that we wait until the thread 404's and rushing new one before that happens is a sign of newfaggotry or shitposting, a 6 years old post is not enough to overturn it just like that.

>> No.41094333

>>41094320
>every early thread is a proof on its own that they are done in bad faith
This is by far the most bitching I've seen after making a thread due to image limit.

>> No.41094371

>>41094333
Then you’re clearly a newfag because there’s been way more.

>> No.41094382

Less whiny more monsters.
Grant me the oni.

>> No.41094389

>>41094371
I've been here on and off since 2015 but there's no way I can read every post. Also I meant when I make a thread rather than in general.

>> No.41094395

>>41094382
imagin a loli oni with a giant man chest because she's so flat it's all muscle.

>> No.41094411

>>41094320
I didn't make a thread.

>> No.41094445

>>41094389
So then you’re either very unobservant, you come here very rarely, or you just completely ignore what people in these threads want and do and make threads early despite knowing what that causes.

>> No.41094451

>>41094395
that usually happens to female bodybuilders and sportswomen, upside is great ass.
most of them opt for fat injection or silikone pads to give themselves boobs again. My cousin had the former done and it looks great (she's a pole jumper)
I guess that won't be an issue in MGE

>> No.41094459

>>41094445
>you come here very rarely
A lot less than I used to at least. Threads mostly die when I'm asleep and I don't bother reading the end of them.

>> No.41095092

good morning, cheshire sucks, the jabberwock is better wonderlander

>> No.41095108

Lick a sleeping Hellhound's face!

>> No.41095222

>>41095092
I prefer Wonderworms.

>> No.41095366

>>41093620
Muscle gyarus are territory explored too little.

>> No.41095604

>>41095222
i would love to see a wonderland verision of a wurm desu

>> No.41095644

>>41095604
Wurm truly unbound by common sense. That's really a force to be reckoned with.

>> No.41095702

>>41095604
She will literally eat the walls of your gingerbread house to get to you

>> No.41095731

>>41095644
She can dig into space and time, popping out whenever she feels like it, or dig through the air
>>41095702
thats when she becomes an overstuffed sausage cause i have 40 walls of gingerbread

>> No.41095752

>>41095731
>40 walls of gingerbread
That's not a house, that's a gingerbread fortress.

>> No.41095763

bless

>> No.41095784

>>41095752
thats typically what is done for single men in wonderland, also there is marshmallow insulation

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