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turn around

>>410813
Look at that... misfortune!

>>410823

Spin?

>>410823
am I doing this rite?

Isn't Hina basically a Touhou version of Angry Manjuu?

>>410836
I dunno

>>410836
Not angry tough.

>>410838

Uho, a fine looking Avenger.

Worst Stage 2 boss ever

>>410841
Kotomine, you're alive!

>>410836
Hina needs to recharge her mana moar.
She is not powerful enough

>>410842
why do you think hat way?
Hina is one of the few good things out of MoF

>>410854

i like hina is the best

>>410854
>one of the few good things out of MoF
As far as I'm concerned the only good things from MoF reside at Moriya Shrine.

MAI WAIFU!

Hina's hair is sex.

>>410878
and fuckable too!
Fanartists agreed don`t bother them about it

>>410882
I am intrigued.

she is the sexiest

>>410885
I would post it. sadly my computer died togehther with all my PROMOTIOONS material

It's time for a check-up, Anonymous-kun.

Hinas legs are sex

>>410906
>legs
Nope, her hair. Siki gets the gold for best legs.

>>410922
in before Kaguya

>>410922
But she has skinny little girl legs.

i don't know, close call

So ronery

>>410935
That it is.

>>410842
That's Cirno.

Will Hina ever get laid?

>>410944

The moment the LHC breeches the Great Hakurei Barrier, while most folks are off at the shrine or being poached by the SDM staff, I'll be making my way to Youkai Mountain to make sweet, tender love to Hina.

>>410944
Does this count?

>>410944
Yes, but the condom will break and she'll get pregnant and her lover will get testicular cancer and the baby will have AIDS.

>>410956
Dickgirl does not count!

>>410942
>wide, child-bearing hips

goddess moe

>>410960

Hina only absorbs curses. She would purify your sperm and you would give birth to an aryan.

>>410979
If she absorbs curses, wouldn't she purify your sperm then give birth to a fleshy conglomeration of curses?

I`d get her pregnant.
if you know what I mean

>>410944
I have CG Dragon duels with her all night, if you know what I mean.

>>410957
>I'll be making my way to Youkai Mountain
Enjoy your horrible and painful death when you are attacked and eaten by any number of youkai.

>>411003
She's at the base, in a forest that she mostly has dominion over.

I also took levels in lurking /k/ and /x/, so I'll have a machine pistol with silver bullets with me.

>>411022
And how do you intend to safely get to the base Youkai Mountain in the first place?

And even if we went by the stages of MoF. You'd have to get past the Aki sisters first.

>>411024
Contrary to popular belief, silver bullets do not work on everything supernatural.

>>411030

Anything silver bullets don't phase, plain old slugs in the brainmeats will.

>>411024
You think you have the balls to shoot little fairies in frilly dresses?

>>411039
Silver bullets are a part of Western folklore. Enjoy your pissing off some giant toad youkai and getting raped by his tongue right before he eats you.

>>411024
>>411039
>>411046
>>411047
Uh guys? Are we forgetting this is Gensokyo? I have one word for you:

GRAZE

>>411039
>Anything silver bullets don't phase, plain old slugs in the brainmeats will.
Nope, doesn't work either. You're going to need like 6 or more different materials to be sure you're able to harm all the vast types of supernatural critters. And even then there's probably exceptions.
Enjoy your horrible youkai death.

Bullets won't work.

They'll just hold shift for focused movement.

Ahh.. if there was only a way to see what Anon would do if he were in Gensokyo...

>>411061
But if we're the main characters, we'll be doing the focused movement.

But it'll take like a thousand bullets to kill everybody.

>>411078
Fuck. I laughed.

>>411081
Anonymous will never be the main character. He is not a shrine maiden, witch, maid, gardener, or youkai.

>>411078
But would we call it?

>>411078
But what would we call it?

>>411086
The best way to set up situations like this is when the character wakes up with no memories of ever getting there... Like, you wake up, and you're in Gensokyo. Now, what would anon do?

That's what we would like to know...

>>411091
That shit will never work.

I doubt anyone would be interested enough to participate and it will probably be sage'd to hell and back again. Twice.

>>411093
You're right, no one would be interested on that...

>>411096

Even if only a few people were interested, I'm sure it falls within the rules of this board, so they could try if they wanted.

>Occupation:

>Chasing away lost humans, Gathering the misfortune of humans

>Any human or youkai around her will run into misfortune. However, she herself never has this problem. It only affects those around her.

Enjoy your hostility and AIDS.

>>411083
But he's a stupid, arrogant asshole that does things for no reason other than to fuck people over.

And while you're dying, I'll still be alive...
Hina is indeed cute.

>>411108
That description only applies to Reimu though.

Marisa, Sakuya, and Youmu aren't that bad. In fact, Youmu is downright moe once you get to know her.

>>411124
No, that defiantly applies to Marisa too.

>>411129
>No, that defiantly applies to Marisa too.
I believe the word you are looking for is 'definitely' not defiantly. And no it doesn't. Marisa is arrogant nor is she an asshole. And she doesn't do things just to fuck people over.

She does things for the lulz.

>>411129
>No, that defiantly applies to Marisa too.
I believe the word you are looking for is 'definitely' not defiantly. And no it doesn't. Marisa is not arrogant nor is she an asshole. And she doesn't do things just to fuck people over.

She does things for the lulz.

>>411133
What the fuck are you talking about? Everybody in Gensokyo has their head so far up their ass that it's coming out of their mouth.

And blasting people with a mountain-destroying magicannon then robbing them blind isn't fucking them over?

>>411139
Sounds like someone got raped on too many times by Master Spark in IN.

First off, Marisa is a burglar not a mugger. Secondly she only steals books/grimoires. Of course she calls it borrowing. She also doesn't blast them with Master Spark to do it. In fact, whenever she invades SDM's library they always have polite conversation with her before she takes what she came for and leaves.

>>411139
Also, my bad. I deleted the post and reposted because I forgot a word.

>>411144
>First off, Marisa is a burglar not a mugger. Secondly she only steals books/grimoires.
What a saint!

>>411149

Hey, she had a rough childhood. Her vagina was stretched to the size of Sakuya Matou's after her dad was through with her.

>>411149
>What a saint!
Never said she was. But she pretty much is compared to Reimu.

Touhou 1: Reimu goes on a genocidal rampage.
Touhou 2: Reimu seeks revenge for Mima's revenge for Reimu's previous rampage.
Touhou 3: Reimu interferes with academia and scientific progress.
Touhou 4: Reimu kills a youkai who tried to help her.
Touhou 5: Reimu orphans Alice and destroys an entire world for its creator's belief in free enterprise.
Touhou 6: Reimu places a little girl under house arrest.
Touhou 7: Reimu prevents an innocent girl from being revived.
CoLA: Reimu mugs a youkai for reading.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu breaks up parties.
Touhou 8: Reimu strips away Gensokyo's defenses against a Lunar invasion.
Touhou 9: Reimu attacks people for no good reason.
Touhou 10: Reimu oppresses other religions.

>>410830

MAWASE MAWASE MAWASE

>>411163
Some Shintoist.

>>411163
Somehow I don't think you've made an accurate assessment of each situation.

>>411156
What's the name of that doujin again?

>>411163
1-5: PC98 characters suck and deserve everything Reimu did.
6: Vampires are monsters, steal men's souls, etc.
7: Necromancy is the darkest of the dark arts, all practitioner's lives are invalid.
CoLA: Reading is for chumps, Reimu's doing her a favor.
7.5: Those parties were domestic disturbances.
8: Reimu is Gensokyo's defense against lunar invasions.
9: It was all in good fun.
10: They're squatters who holed up on top of the mountain, which is youkai property.

>>411171
Poisonous Apple and the Rainbow Jam
?

>>411168
Then by all means, good sir, please enlighten us.

>>411186
1-5: Retconned, noone cares.
6: Vampire attempts to spread darkness. Reimu prevents this.
7: Ghost steals spring. Reimu gets it back. Neither of them were aware of this, but it's also theorized that a full blossoming would have resulted in Yuyuko experiencing true death, as opposed to keeping her position among the ghosts.
8: Lunarians steal the moon, Yukari insists that Reimu help her get it back.

>>411201
>>6: Vampire attempts to spread darkness. Reimu prevents this.

True Story:
Reimu: What is this?
Remi: Mist.
Reimu: Ooh, awesome! What is it?
Remi: It's an artificially created scarlet mist that keeps you cool in the summer.
Reimu: Awesome! Can it make ice cream?
Remi: No.
Reimu: Ooh, awful! Die!

>>411163
>Touhou 9: Reimu attacks people for no good reason.
Out of all of them, this one always gets chuckle from me.

>>410997

>>411201
>8: Aliens have kidnapped the moon. Reimu is a bad enough dude to rescue the moon.
Fixed