/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I love Jinkos!

Halloween in Wonderland so you will rape your Kiki maid dressed like a powerless human girl maid

Fishies are alright. I prefer fluffier girls though.

>>41058067

>>41058073
even small jinkos?

>>41058073
They tend to be really respectful. I trust them to help me stay safe. All they ask is that I hold their hand, and that is a small price to pay.

>>41058086
Yes, but I only think sexually of the big ones. Small ones are cute and not for lewd.

miss raiju and miss gremlin please make my internet faster i just want to play guilty gear

Tell me:
>Your favourite monster
>Why do you like them
>You get isekaid to the MGE RPG starting town. What would be your plan to meet your waifu?
>You get the chance to get isekaid to any location and situation in MGE. What would be your ideal scenario to meet your waifu?
>Your relationship dynamic

>>41058087
I wonder what would happen if I lit this "mating-season"-scented incense.

>>41058108
That's a tall order, Anon, it's gonna cost you at least three daughters each.
Upfront.

>>41058082
>Used to be MGE Minotaur/Amazoness-like best girl, then made a 180° spin becoming a completely different monster demanding your future husbando to be strong while your game devolves into shit, the character.

>>41058127
nevermind then

Help! I'm weak to this small thing with a pointy hat.

>>41058122
my wives, anna maria the wurm nun, caroline the dark mage wock and a still unnamed bottom heavy bogie
To meet them i have either two methods, get abandoned as a kid at a church that anna maria is watching over or was an order child gladiator that Caroline found
The best one imo for me is that I was fighting in the underground when Anna Maria and Caroline found me then bought my contract

>>41058133
who?

>>41058122
>Christmas cake lilim
>what's not to like?
>immediately go to end game hagville and fight my way through the other hags by using wireless technology and using zoomer speak until I get to her
>doesn't have to be anything out of this world, meeting her at a coffee shop or library, or something of the sort, is fine
>I want a Christmas cake lilim, I'm either mating pressing her or she is gonna Ara Ara me

>>41058133
me dont understand? explain again, ok?

>>41058152
Shark girl was from a formerly very promising game. Her first rape scene was like you would expect in MGE upon finding a Minotaur or Amazon or any buff warrior MG that is rapey and doesn't have Salamander-like standards, though the choking wasn't nice it was passable, some rough sex + "You are mine" sex scene. Then in her second sex scene she is completely different, begins ranting about how humans are known to be great warriors and are so strong and wants to train you into becoming strong to gain the approval of her boss, zero femdom but at least you get to rub your dick in her abs. If you refuse to be trained to become strong there is no sex scene and it is implied she will eventually cuck you with a dragonboy her boss wants to marry her with. There is also a "trap" chimera boy that you can have sex with in the game, despite the maker of the game promising that there wouldn't be gay stuff in the game. The shark girl in particular, the maker was mailed concerns if you would have to prove yourself to Mako (the shark girl) because of how prevalent "strong boy x strong girl" is and he replied something like "The main character is a weakass compared to them, so there is no proving yourself to them" and then in her second sex scene you have to do exactly that, prove yourself to the warrior shark girl. He also confirmed that if you resist sex after the first sex scene or she has to continiously rape you she would "dump you for being a wimp" so the monsters there can dump you. Despite of how much she was enjoying raping the shit out of you in the first scene and how she didn't gave a shit how strong you were.

>>41058122
>>Your favourite monster
See >>41058073
>>Why do you like them
Respectful, strong, pretty, a lot of things to like.
>>You get isekaid to the MGE RPG starting town. What would be your plan to meet your waifu?
>>You get the chance to get isekaid to any location and situation in MGE. What would be your ideal scenario to meet your waifu?
The obvious way is to reach the Mist Continent. Now how exactly to meet her there is a bit of a conundrum, cause even if going there just to get hitched works fine in that world, I feel like the right way is to be brought together by fate in common purpose, if that makes sense. I need to find some important quest and hire her for protection, then let the relationship bloom, just gotta figure out what the quest should be.
>>Your relationship dynamic
Equal terms normally, complete domination by her in the bedroom.

>>41058073
I turn my back on jinkos

>>41058257
You gon git pounced.

>>41058250
>The obvious way is to reach the Mist Continent

Unlike Hinez, and pandas, Jinko is not Mist Continent exclusive, they can be found all around the world.

I am scared.

>"What am I? I am a monument of all your sins."

Squid?

>>41058144
Pear shaped Dark Mage lolis are too good at the "just the witch hat and minimal clothing" -look

>>41058336
obscured faces are nice too

>>41058122
>favorite monster
Baphomet/Vampire/Wight/Lich/Automaton (forme de lolibaba)
>reason
I'm a sucker for the '5000 year old cunny-kuudere mistress who easily gets flustered by her servant' archetype
>plan
1. Journey to the lolibaba Sabbath's headquarters while learning everything I can on expanding my mana capacity/magical capabilities and gentleman levels.
2. Upon arrival I'll walk straight to Shirokuto herself and beg to be her mana tank.
3. If accepted then great but otherwise I'll go full autist and continue training and doing whatever it takes to maximize my affinity with her.
4. If still rejected, then pray that someone there noticed and will let me tend to them. Otherwise, I WILL create my own lolibaba automaton, I WILL upload centuries of experience and data into her consciousness by whatever means possible, I WILL serve her with all my ability and care, and she WILL be happy.
>ideal scenario
summoned as a familiar.
>relationship dynamic
trusted servant/familiar/apprentice

>>41058303
im gonna flip that dragons curtain

>>41058284
On one hand it helps I don't have to go there specifically, but on the other I really have to rely on the fate now with the wider possibilities. I hope I can find her in a snowy region.

>>41058284
still seems easiest and you get a decent idea of what personality you might run into based on locale

>>41058318
>Her face when you fail to bring tofu

>>41058348
This is MGE, you ain't getting rejected by any unwed MG that doesn't have a man in her heart. She might play it tsun at first, but that's it.

>>41058374
>>41058348
And going by recent material its seems even the tsun "you have to prove yourself" part still requires her sexing you up in the process and giving you encouraging words. Just don't go self hate, MGs apparently get geniunely angry when you hate yourself.

>>41058371
There is no reason to assume Jinkos outside the mist have any different personality than those in the mist.

>>41058374
i do find it funny to the monster's dismay an anon might give up at the slightest adversity
>bapho presents her lovequest to anon
>anon says 'oh well' and walks off with 5 familiars instead

>>41058388
you might have a hard time finding a four fiends jinko abroad, for instance.

>>41058332
I bought this today. It was all you.

>>41058388
Those within Mist Continent can differ based on the region. Compare Land of Four Souls and Land of Four Fiends.

>>41058067
>"In a ravine she lived, and took shape as a spider of monstrous for, weaving her black webs in a cleft of the mountains. There she sucked up all light that she could find, and spun it forth again in dark nets of strangling gloom. Until no light more could come to her abode; and she was famished."

>>41058402
Oh a four fiends? That is a different matter, they might exist outside, but only in places like the radical arm.

>>41058405
To be more precise, if you want a Four Fiends Jinko, then yeah, you likely have to go to the Mist or a place where they might specifically lurk. If you want a profile personality one, then any of the Mist our outside the Mist will do.

>>41058149
forgot about the relationship,
Mostly ara ara and aunty dynamics as well as much fretting

>>41058404
was it worthwhile?

Reasons to play the captain planet theme

>>41058437
Haven't played it yet. Not exactly expensive, anyway.

>>41058374
>>41058385
My apologies anons, the vicious pre-portal dating experience hasn't been kind to my sense of self-worth at all. Still though, knowing that you're doing your best everyday for your new mamono-wife while knowing that you mean the world to her is the greatest high
>>41058394
It definitely is hilarious. The idea of an old-fashioned Dragon/Wight/Echidna/Bapho creating a complex dungeon or completion quest for would-be suitors only to find out her minions are snagging all the potential bachelors is pretty funny

>>41058122
>Your favorite monster
Tall strong hellhound with huge tits and a big ass for facesitting
>Why do you like them
Femdom, also I have a deep-seated fear of being jumped by a killer or murdered in a home invasion
>You get isekaid to the MGE RPG starting town. What would be your plan to meet your waifu?
1. Get the cheapest most pathetic sword I can.
2. Go to a graveyard at night
3. wield the sword in the most incompetent way I can to show how defenseless I am
4. wait for her to pin me down and try to struggle to make it fun for both of us
>You get the chance to get isekaid to any location and situation in MGE. What would be your ideal scenario to meet your waifu?
Having nothing after getting iseaked and getting offered protection by her in exchange for being raped by her whenever she want.
>Your relationship dynamic
Me being enamored with her and being her precious mate and occasional cushion when she needs to sits down.

>>41058342
I like the profile girl's pretty eyes and playful expression too much to want them hidden, not to mention a younger version would be even cuter.

>>41058457
Or anon just either noclips or glitches the item they need to get them

>mamono realm mage seen walking in the wild

>>41058478
go back to gig dumbass.
thats just a human.

maybe you'd feel better if you pet a cat

>>41058537
I want a therapy cheshire

>>41058537
I need me a soft cheshire to snuggle after a long day.

>>41058537
Is this from the game?

>>41058558
I want a therapy hellhound.
>Get assigned a therapy hellhound
>She is a statuesque beauty standing 6'2" and pudgy in the right places
>Has a cute orange vest with SERVICE WAN on it
>Constantly demanding headpats and I follow her where she wants to go

>>41058122
>>Your favourite monster
dragon wight
>>Why do you like them
i like dragons and i like the undead
>>You get isekaid to the MGE RPG starting town. What would be your plan to meet your waifu?
>>You get the chance to get isekaid to any location and situation in MGE. What would be your ideal scenario to meet your waifu?
find my way to dragonia and start wandering the dragon graveyard, then go through the process of getting her to wighthood
>>Your relationship dynamic
a protective one, im going to be much more reckless with her around

>>41058625
no

>>41058467
>"nooooo you can't just bribe my familiars to lead you to the dungeon that had the real scepter, each one was supposed to represent an important part of your life, you were supposed to go through them one by one!!!"
>"I painstakingly designed each floor to be filled with custom traps and bosses that tested your wits and strengths to the limit, you can't just modify the warp portals to take you straight to all of the treasure rooms!!"
>"the jewels were supposed to represent your lust and resolve based on the challenges you faced, you can't just gather all of them all and commission a master dwarf to craft a wedding ring using them, that's cheating!!!"
>"you were supposed to use the hints scattered throughout the final dungeon to find me in my secret base, not propose to me at the annual ball in front of everyone!!!"
-Excerpts from Bapho-chan's complaints prior to the marriage ceremony

>>41058630
I want a therapy eros girl

>>41058630
>6'2"
Too short

>>41058558
i'd be a therapy human for a bunyip

>>41058650
I really can't overstate how kcs slight "clarifcation" of how proving your worth works makes baphomets seem like pathetic permavirgins.
>"Prove your worth, human!"
>"Just talk to me l-like two times, please."
>"No, you don't really have to win in the fight. I'll still suck it, just this once. It doesn't really count!"

>>41058680
rejection is scary. KC ain't about that

Screw the consequences I'd totally do that.

>>41058676
I honestly want to be an emotional support human for a very nervous wurm
>>41058680
Dragons alreadt have that shameful title

>>41058537
>>41058630
from a post-portal article:
>every man brought over from earth is given a therapy monster
>not only will this help them adjust due to culture shock but also heal from the horrible horrible women on earth
>we have flayers make sure the man and therapy mon are perfectly matched to move onto further relationship stages of course, we couldnt imagine what would happen if their first experiences here were bad.
>we have girls that cry at the THOUGHT of a man commiting self harm. imagine if one decided to commit suicide!

>>41058133
>>41058229

>>41058122
>Your favourite monster
Pharaoh
>Why do you like them
Delicious brown, voluptuous, royal aura, beauty of a goddess
>You get isekaid to the MGE RPG starting town. What would be your plan to meet your waifu?
I have no idea, find the nearest desert I guess
>You get the chance to get isekaid to any location and situation in MGE. What would be your ideal scenario to meet your waifu?
Assuming I have the provisions, untouched desert ruins. Otherwise a desert oasis with a village where I can get said provisions and some guide
>Your relationship dynamic
Worship her in public, do whatever she feels like doing that day in private

>>41058702
Suicide and addiction rates practically drop to zero for the men that cross over the portals. Politicians and Psychologists are very upset and losing money.

What are mgt thoughts on this page?

>>41058721
>milk, venom, hugs
i could quit anytime i want

>>41058721
Remember to get through the portals before politicians use decimation as a way to salvage their eternal rule.

>>41058721
>addiction rates to zero
not with all the mofu and venom.

>>41058229
Yeah, the guy really went full retard. I try not to overuse the word 'cringe' but Shuri was fucking awful, I've never seen such a shit character in any medium. Also I don't understand why he adds characters with shit personalities or changes ones that aren't full on 3DPD. Every time the lesbo fox said anything I was rolling my fucking eyes.

How can you fuck something up that badly? How is it even humanly possible? I'm bitter as hell, because it could've been something great.

>>41058721
>addiction rates practically drop to zero
But addictions are fun!

>>41058721
I would most likely end up some dangerous and stupid stunts just cause I can post portal

>>41058735
>>41058735
>decimation
ave true to Caesar

>>41058766
>danger zone anon always getting into dangerous places
>guardian angel (mamano mana edition) always pulls him out at the last moment

>>41058771
>Anon is seen climbing a tanuki mogul tower just cause he can
>reaches the top
>Decides to try climb back down into a window, just before Miss Angel can ruin his fun

>>41058086
>>41058100
I'm going to fuck the little jinkos

>>41058735
I would be running to those portals so fast like I was trying to escape east germany.

>>41058783
>some nuki decides to start pampering him with her wealth and doesnt let him escape
>anon is slightly annoyed at first because this is the exact opposite of dangerous, but he cant complain because he only hunted danger due to lacking this
>angel just went on to start pestering some other danger zone anon

>>41058439
>captain planet
>"I'm sorry son but I got to destroy ALL the evidence"

>>41058811
no one did anything wrong, not even using food as a verb!

>>41058067
Fish are covered in parasites. You should settle down with a nice, non-infested girl like an elf.

your moral guidance is here

>>41058787
This what happens to anons in these threads who claim to be against the Gacha mofus, but will then immediately throw their principles and ideals out of the window the moment their mofu waifu resembles a Gacha character

>>41058823
They seem trustworthy and experienced.

>>41058801
>that Anon was training his head for a head butting competetion by smacking into a log he had embedded in the ground

New art of a cute vampire.

I wanna sniff danuki breath

>>41058833
as a certified boat-hater i still think abyssals be kinda cute

>>41058856
this commission aint my personal cup of tea in the face dept but i do love the angluar style of the artist

mgs with paws make the best cuddlers

>>41058067
>go up to river
>3 merrows try to throw their hat on you ring toss style for an impromptu marriage
>a 4th throws her bra

>>41058904
the very least she could do is reading me a bedtime story

>>41058938
>tfw that daki became an actual anon

>>41058986
>tfw when you wake up trapped in the arms manticore you've never seen before

>>41059048
Just smile and pretend to be a lifeless love doll

>tfw ywn have a momster

>>41059085
thats why you should have your trusty auntster

I like cheshires!

>>41059102
but she always gets drunk and sleeps in the wrong bed (mine)

>>41058630

>>41059119
no ma'am, I did not take my fertility drugs today

>>41059119
But miss therapy hound... if I take my meds you'll disappear.

>>41059109
well be a good nephew and sleep on the couch
sleeping in the same bed would be improper

>>41059119
why do you not have pants dr. hound?

>>41058326
Its pretty cool how KC was able to make Hard core tentacle and Corruption into something Vanilla.

>>41059119
she looks like that owl from the tootsie pop commercial

>>41059182
the tentacle forest is still a weird place but i suppose it is one of the nicest conceivable iterations.

>>41059191
>A one, a two, a three....
>*Rapes*

>>41058075
i swear this artist draws yaoi trash.

>>41059119
very cute style, anon.
Also I dont take my meds, i inject them right into my brain

>>41059205
>i inject them right into my brain

>>41059211
why yes, I let Nurse flayer to mess with my head so I can focus better

>>41059211
my day doesn't feel complete without visiting ms flayer

>>41059119
Kek, nice work anon.

>>41059182
I'm still very much not into the tentacles, but it could be a lot worse I suppose.

>>41059182
pretty wild you could have a family picnic on the fringes of the forest and nothing weird would happen.

>Be adventuring and fighting off mamono rapists that want to forcefully take you
>You reach the end stage of a dungeon and see the obligatory end-of-level reward chest and loot it
>You notice one of the loot in the chest is some sort of magical crystal object
>You take it
>Then a voice is heard
>"A new hand touches the beacon. Listen. Hear me and obey. A foul darkness has seeped into my temple. A darkness that you will destroy. Return my beacon to Mount Nevera. And I will make you the instrument of my cleansing light."

Do you accept this quest? Since this is MGE, surely this is a voice you can trust, right? Especially to you undead mamono lovers as you might encounter an undead girl worth romancing, right?

>>41059211
Could miss flayer alleviate brainfog

>move to the edge of a fey town on the edge of some holst plains.
>Bunch of oppai loli faries sneaking into my house
I wouldn't mind it.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to get ready for lots of fall color schemes as the dryads and alraunes change colors to match the seasons.
And yes, they go short hair during winter.

>>41059335
>tiny milk bottles left on your porch every morning

>>41059350
It would take ten fairies to fill up a single glass of milk for your breakfast.

>>41059350
Could use it is creamer or the like.

>>41059358
it'd be sweet enough

I love hellhounds so much. Just imagine hugging her while you're both sleeping in on a cold weekend, burying your face in her chest fluff after she just turned off the alarm.

>>41059364
Wouldn't even need to add sugar in that case.
Truly a multi-purpose milk.
Maybe not enough to make cheese from it.

>>41059375
WHAT? NO FAIRY CHEESE?

>>41059426
need those zombie fairies

>>41059426
They just don't make enough to make it viable outside of bite sized pieces.
You'd need to either get a very chesty titania or some Extremely busty fairies.

>>41059119
What a fucking nerd

>>41058067

>>41059440
Just milk some forty fairies into a single bucket.

>>41059119
Not bad art style ruined by reddit phrase.

>>41058122
I do have a handful of definite favorites, but fuck if i can't rank-order them for anything

Make babies with foxes.

>>41058303
dragonian ambassadors really upping their game

>>41059479
how many fairies would it take to run a successful fairy dairy?

>>41059554
Thousands. You'd need multiple villages worth of fairies being milked.

>>41059529
my top disposition tags are, apparently, "Devoted" and "Lustful", appearing 5 and 4 times in my list of favorites- other tags being entirely one-off.
in face, the only one on my list NOT "Devoted" is Pyrow.

Look at this dork. I love her.

>>41059636
and she loves you

I'm going to use science to open a portal just so I can throw condoms through it to taunt the monsters

I am ready to face the giga-hags

>>41059745
>open portal to throw your daily used condom through
>this time there are now howls of frustration
>kills your mood, throw the switch to shut it again wondering if they stopped showing up on the other side
>portal collapses to the size of a pin head
>doesn't shut
>flip the switch again
>starts to wobble
>grows
>begin panicking
>mashing buttons on your computer to try and shut it down
>two demonic hands stuff their way through
>rip the portal open wider
>a rabid lilim forces her way into the world
>every one of the condoms you tossed through are strapped to her belt

>>41059567
i want my fine acquaintance ms hebi to cut my power and when i'm stumbling around for a flashlight a faint blue flame lights up the room with increasing intensity.
devoted are the best even when you don't understand them.

>>41058122
>Khepri
I hadn't realized, previously, but they push more of my buttons at once than any other single species does, and lack what i perceive to be the downsides of some other species
>Devoted Servants (like Kikis)
>Natural Harem-formers (like Bicorn, Nuraihyon)
>Power Fantasy Fulfillment
>Non-Restrictive

>>41059771
How many names will anon have to come up with?

>>41059805
she would just grab a random book from his shelf and just use all the names in it for children
too bad a she grabbed a bionicle book

think this might be my favorite kiki picture
https://imgbox.com/Thyav5he
I might draw a slightly more extravagant body, but the situation, posture, expression? mmph. that's good shit

>>41059771
>I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade let alone create one

How is wanting to have a Cupcake with little girls treated and any different in the MGE-verse?

The human shrine maiden bans you from hanging out with yokai and you're sentenced to marriage to her too.
What will you do to escape fate and defy the miko matriarchal state law?

>>41059853
why would u want to share food with children that arent yours

>>41059877
Pray to foxgod for a Kitsune-bi to deliver me from that fate

>>41059788
...but as far as sheer visual design goes, Kitsune are definitely still my #1.

>>41059882
Only Pedophiles (Sabbath lovers and enjoyers) would do that.

>>41059877
The only thing that can beat the evil shrine whore is a true shrine maiden who is pure of heart. Evil will tremble before the power of true love. Anon will soon be nestled in her coils, safe from all harm. Whores beware, Herohebi will smite all that threaten to stand in the way of fate!

>"At least I know my monstergirl wife won't cheat on me. Hey, is that a nurari-ACK!"

>>41059841
Best maids. Made to be pushed down and impregnated

>>41060101
Maids made for molesting

Dragoncels are _____

>>41060127
for me

specifically

>>41058067
How embarassing it is for you to end up calling your monstergirl girlfriend/wife: "Mommy."

>>41060114
>kikis daydreaming about their lewd, scandalous relationships with their masters

>>41060127
Friend zoning until they're undead

>>41058067

You mean to tell me that being a good boy who snuggles and cuddles with his mamono wife or girlfriend without being a "Man of the House" is a normal and socially accepted by MGE mamono? And that is more than enough to land you a wife who sees you as a lost little puppy that needs to be taken care of and loved?

>>41060127
spilling spaghetti everywhere as they attempt to ask anon out.

Gloomy dark elves are the superior elves.

>>41060205
its the base level of mge society. though it doesnt mean you only have to do that, you can be pit fighter with your waifu if you want

>>41060205
why do you think its so perfect?

>>41060222
You can... but your wife is going to guard you with her life.

>>41060226
get an undead waifu, whats the worse that can happen? theyre already dead, and you too if you took the shroom

>>41060159
>Kiki gets hired by a married guy with children
>the guy may be the "master" of the house
>but it's his third son that is her "mastah"
>and it's his bedroom that takes the most time to clean
>and it's his doors that are olived the most, so no one can hear them crack just before the dawn
>and it's his long walks around the grounds that come right during her break after gardening
>and it's his horse that is saddled with all the essentials, ready to carry them in an escape

>>41058073
do the needful sir

>>41060250
>sees his brothers get engaged in political marriages
>decides to elope with his loyal kiki retainer/cumsock before that happens to him
On that note, I feel like arranged/political marriages havent been explored enough in mge. They were given a one-off mention by KC as childhood friends or something but still

>>41060334
Being basically sold off sounds absolutely terrible desu

>>41060101
>>41060048
I would sniff kikimora and shirohebi breath

>>41060340
nah it's pretty fucking cool, imagine being a NEET:
>portals happen
>too busy wasting your life playing vidya to care
>parents struggle financially
>one day they get a visit
>can hear some conversation going on upstairs
>"we get HOW MUCH?"
>"and at least a dozen children?"
>mom comes down to your basement
>"anon, pack your stuff, you're going with this nice lady"

>>41060386
But my guild needs me on this raid!

>>41060386
Well let me put it this way.
Being sold off to someone who is also getting sold off against their will = bad
Getting auctioned off to a desperate and extremely fertile danuki hag = good.

>>41060386
My mom:
>Tough but fait, [insert name], go with the lady!

Gonna run outside during a lightning storm waving around a big metal pole to attract the attention of a raiju.

>>41060401
Her court has their own guild full of multiboxing autism dogs

>>41060430
would mamono use doppelganger potions to multibox? that would prevent constant desyncs

>Ask for help with a leveling quest that requires a group
>Get 43 different party invites within the span of 10 seconds, half of which comes from monsters at level cap

>>41060484
Bad luck and trouble.

>I know what you're wondering: "What's in the canister?"
>I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you
>Hehe, I'm only mucking about, relax
>As for what's in the canister, it's best you don't ask

>>41060484
>>41060506
Its all fun and games until a GM gremlin rolls around and leaks your adress for giggles

>>41060484
>it's actually one scheduledog and her alts

>Your big tall and scary Anubis wife is helping you sort out your finances
>After about an hour of work she comes over to you, towering over you with a serious expression
>She talks to you in a low, husky authoritarian voice
>"Anon, I have made a proper budget for your spending and have made it so you can easily pay off your debts by the end of the year. I expect this to be followed to the letter."
>You just nodd and take a look at the paper she's holding
>Then you notice she hasn't left your side, and is looking at you with an expectant glare.
>You realise what you did wrong.
>You quickly get to your feet, reach up and pet her on the head
>"Good Girl"
>She gives you a small smile and her tail begins to wag

>>41060734
Who's a good girl then? Who wants a belly rub?

>>41060737
>"You are correct Anon, I am indeed a good girl. I would also very much enjoy a belly rub"

>>41058122
Mindflayers are gorgeous, even more corruption happy than extremists, have cool powers and all the tentacles you could need to cuddle with.
>What would be your plan to meet your waifu?
I think most anons would blindly go to where their waifu is likely to be and just hope.

Day 9482...Still no MGE update...

You're behind schedule, Anon.
She was supposed to have grandkids by now.

>>41058122
>Your favourite monster
Mino

>Why do you like them
Big strong aggressive lazy girl who likes to eat a lot of meat

>You get isekaid to the MGE RPG starting town. What would be your plan to meet your waifu?
Acquire a red headband and workout like never before to up my endurance. Then run to the fields where the minos are.

>You get the chance to get isekaid to any location and situation in MGE. What would be your ideal scenario to meet your waifu?
bump into her, getting kabedon'd, and her offering to protect me for a price

>Your relationship dynamic
She's a big girl so she's in charge here
Lots of childish teasing like noogies and headlocks from her, all in good fun

>>41060810
That's her fault.
Im giving her cum as per schedule, and then some. Im pretty pissed anf waiting for kids too.

>>41058122
>Your favourite monster
Lilims (and Kejourou I guess since I love long hair, a shame it's so rare irl)
>Why do you like them
Dunno, I guess their noble linage and the fact that they want to turn every one into a monster girl. Also they are fucking hot I mean look a Druella. (and for Kej I'll say the hair and how they behave/extremely devoted too)
>You get isekaid to the MGE RPG starting town. What would be your plan to meet your waifu?
Honestly? I'll just grab some provisions and some cloth that would make me somewhat stealthy and travel around the world to find her. (for Kej I'll just go to Zipangu)
>You get the chance to get isekaid to any location and situation in MGE. What would be your ideal scenario to meet your waifu?
I'm a little dry today don't have much inspiration sadly.
>Your relationship dynamic
Sex every day and I'll help her to transform the regular wo*en at a faster rate with my outstanding knowledge in military strategy and economics. (with Kej some vanilla kind of dynamics just your regular kind of household but with a lot of sex and hair)

>Turn on TV in MGC
>Funny show about a Bogie and Anubis cops duo
>Suddenly interrupted by a PSA about impregnating foxes
>The PSA last 3 entire minutes
>Keep watching the show for a bit
>Another fox PSA hits
>Change the channel
>It's a documentary about how foxes make great mothers
How do we stop big mofu and their shady tactics?

>>41061001
BREED

>>41059328
>"A new hand touches the beacon. Listen. Hear me and obey. A foul darkness has seeped into my temple. A darkness that you will destroy. Return my beacon to Mount Nevera. And I will make you the instrument of my cleansing light."
<"A new hand? Does that mean multiple hands have touched this already?"
<"Uh... sorry, I'm not into that kind of thing but I won't judge"
>You drop the artifact on the chest as you nonchalantly turn back
>"W-wait no I didn't mean it like that! Just waa-ait a-a second please!"
>The muffled cries of a particularly exasperated chuuni neet Lich ramble from the thrown device, and echo through the dungeon as you head for the exit
And that's why you care about first impressions and context, gentlemen

>>41059877
Slip some DE into her food. She won't be human for long.

>>41060693
Sounds more like snek behavior if you ask me

>>41058122
Sandworm
Mouth/vore fetish
Mad dash for the sand dunes
Start me off in a desert lamia village. I execute my plan stated above. If I succeed, I get my ideal waif. If I fail, I get captured by a lamia, my second favorite. Win win.
I'm the brain. She's the brawn. Equalfag relationship. Switching sub and dom, I enjoy both.

>Ushi-Oni from next door broke into my house and raped me again
How am I supposed to tell her I'd rather be gently cuddled than explosively raped?

>>41061291
break into her house, ambush her and gently cuddle

You get your wife but you reincarnate as an orphan that she adopted

>>41061365
>Kikimora momster
This sounds awesome, truck-kun here I come.

>>41061375
that does sound amazing, also slavic food seems very interesting

>>41061391
>kiki mom makes you a bowl of delicious pierogis
>"mom, I love you so much that I'd marry you!"
>kiki faints on the spot

>>41061291
Just accept your fate anon.

>>41061365
>jinko
I don't know if I could handle a tiger momster.

>>41061413
When I was very little I once told my mom I wanted to marry her.

>>41061429
you'll grow up to be strong as well be a good martial arts

I want to be the Captain Nemo of monstergirl world, sailing the seas in an enchanted nuclear submarine manned by automatons and fish girls with my Kraken wife
Actually give me a battleship, battleships are cooler than submarines

I would not sniff ushi-oni breath.

>>41061413
>just before she faints, She recorded that line

>>41061553
coward

I love long tongues.

>>41061671
>vore snake
no, give me her mom

>>41061694
All snakes are vore snakes. Some just hide it better than others

>>41061671
So do I. Just imagine how a tongue like that would dominate you in a deep kiss.

>>41061671
I hope you're comfortable with said long tongues twisting all around your mouth without your consent.

>>41061694
>Mom
Based I like her more too.
>>41061710
Would feel good I suppose.
>>41061719
Yes.

>>41061694
But she also has a vore scene.

>>41061671
me too

>>41061519
>Not wanting to roam the ocean floor in an armored scuba diving suits
>Using a anchors for a weapon to larp as Nautilus
You're too weak anon...

and while the Lim was looking down,
the Cheshire stole her horny crown,
the courtroom was in awe,
no Anon got raped

>>41061811

>>41061900
is that an actual monster of chinese mythos, if so. I wish to learn more about them

>>41061365
>mino momster
I grow up strong from a diet of meat and milk, with lots of sleep.
I love my mino momster.

>>41061811
I need a hellhound with a tongue like this

>>41061987
Honestly I don't know, I just found it cool.
The artist name is Kamochiru if you ever want to see other work.

You just take a stroll one evening and you see this waiting for you in front of your house when you came back, what you do?

>>41061365
>Cheshire cat
I will be even more retarded

>>41062122
Paint her in retro color palette

I wanna sneak into Druella's room and sniff her bed sheets.

>>41062256
Dangerously Based

I miss Xelvy...

>>41062161
nah, most likely, you will become a great prankster

>>41062256
>Sniff lilim bed sheet
>Boner won't go down for the next 4 hours

>>41060484
>>41060810
! !

i wish for wurm lilim

So did anyone try making monster girls with Midjourney or stable diffusion?

>>41063584
if i wanted to see bad art i could just go to deviantart

>>41063584
i have just with my own two hands like god intended

Just because they sleep a lot and are cute doesn't mean they can't be depraved perverts when they're awake. This photo was taken 1 minute before said photographer got savagely raped by the unassuming mouse. For advertisement purposes, we cannot show either the act or aftermath. But upon the attack, it was documented that she quickly fall asleep, and despite being brutalized by her, the victim chose to remain with his rapist and cuddled her to sleep.

Be wary of Wonderland's inhabitants. Even the seemingly harmless ones can be quite dangerous.

>>41060400
The only good kind of arranged marriage is getting married to a msgk loli pharaoh.

>>41063717
>the pickle reporter scene but anon is raped by a massive prehistoric dormouse

>>41059119
No I go to my doctor for a today to see if need a larger dose of Adderall.

>>41063584
Not only can shog replicate video cards, they also preform quite well as liquid coolant for a home desktop computer. Though be wary, as her slime heats up from the computer, so do her passions. Extended use can and will lead to her getting exceedingly aroused

slav shog made of vodhka

>>41063763
>msgk loli pharaoh keeps pestering her mom for that "toy"
>she finally gets it for her 11th birthday
>it's (You), bound and gagged on her bed
>you can hear her squeal with excitement

>>41063870
Slav shog made of kiki

>>41063889
>>41063889
basically antimatter and matter meeting, kabooom

I LOVE CHOCOLATE!
Only in 2D tho

>>41059665
powerful socks

>>41060127
a very small minority of dragons

>>41063889

Do you understand dragon tail language?

>>41063930
3d chocolate is nice

>>41064165
a couple dialects

>>41064165
Decend upwards and collapse outwards, then describe the nothingness. Shes talking bollocks or is attempting to decipher some abyssal tongues. If its the latter, shes doing pretty well.

>>41064194
Please, dragons have the back muscles needed to comfortably carry such huge breasts.

>>41064165
A little.

>>41064355
maybe it's her tailbone angle

>"No screaming in the library."

>>41064407
What do you call a guy that obeys his spider wife?
Pussy THWIPed

>>41064469
Interesting

>>41063889
So a Kiki merged with a shog or a shape shifting kikimora?

>>41063584
I tried a 2d image to 3d website.

>>41060484
level 1 adventurers are better

>Do you want my melons, human?

>>41064355
Nah, it's cause she's old, no matter how young she may appear, she an Obasan

>>41064823
No, I want milk!

>>41064792
>level 1 adventurers are better
Party full of little brown girls

>>41064920
it's obaasan, obasan is just aunt

>>41064962
Actually that's an elf. A NEET one, from the look of her.

>>41064962
Same shit, it means old

>>41065026

>>41064936
Everyday, I cry since I can't drink fresh wurm milk

>>41064962
>>41065037
I'm gonna bully my Elf aunt and no one can stop me!

>>41058904
Someone clearly has too much time on their hands.

>>41064996
>earth males are frighteningly good at figuring out if a monster is a neet just from a glance
>while they are still trying to stammer out a response to being read like a book the male scoops them up and takes them home.

>>41065212
Kikimoras have a similar skill.

It would hurt her feelings if you refuse a bag of crickets from a toad.

>>41064165
Yes.

>>41065381
Well she should know better than to offer such things.

https://imgur.com/a/ZAFCQuc

>>41058067
https://imgur.com/a/ZAFCQuc

>>41064165
I miss when tes got me hyped

>Tell me where it hurts

>local hag rushed to the hospital after trying to prove she's cool

>>41059119
The-Rapy Wan gives you 'meds'
>yfw ts a fistful of little blue pills

>>41065660
>creepy hag drugs you and you wake up in her bed
>"ufufuf I'm going to wring you dry, young man"
>30 seconds in, you hear a crack and she goes "ohhh my back"
>sigh and settle for very slow and gentle love making
It's our duty to remind those old ladies of their age

>>41065594
My legs this fat succubus is standing on top of them

>>41065660

>>41065741
you won't feel anything but the urge to cum soon. Don't let the demon win.

>41065744
monster?

>>41065744
>>41065715
Maybe all the old hags should get with the chiropractors and back masseurs

>>41065752
This is /jp/. 2hu is always on-topic.

The weak should fear the strong.

>>41064495
Maybe a clever Shog tries to fake being an actual Kiki, adds a tail and wristfluffs, makes scaly heels at the bottom of her 'skirt'.
>her pastel purple fluff and shiny purple scales are a bit of a sign
>Anon just shrugs and pretends not to notice

>>41065789
whats the counterplay? i lose to this tactic every time.

>>41065851
You know what it is

>>41065851
It rhymes with mofu.

Boo

>>41065917
Scary doll lady

>>41065917
She gon git the headpats.

>>41063584
Funnily enough, it does foxgirls pretty decently so far.

I like to think that "normal" mgs born to echidnas can give birth to monsters with features unusual to their species. Like a kikimora with a long tongue or an inari/youko with paws like other beastmen.

Reminder that elves are always trustworthy.

>>41066119
Shut up elf.

>>41066119
we need new memes

>>41063584
I'm waiting for the 4090 ti to fine tune it on the booru dataset

>>41066119
Are you sure? This one looks a little mischievous to me.

i just realised that vampires are among my top 3 and i barely ever mention them. heres a vampire i love. i think about her maybe a bit too much, and on the occasion i think about harems, she is the leader and the most powerful member

>>41066119
Trustworthy or not I'm gonna marry them

There isn't any translation or is there?

>>41066264
Nope I'm still waiting for that one and the ones before her, but specially her

>>41066085
Imagine a wurm with multiple mouths lime a jabberwock and they speak what she's thinking at the moment

>>41066119
I'm going to plant myself right between those elf tits.

>>41058669
I read that as therapy emo girl at first. Made me think of a goth Eros houri
>Says things like "Husband, I want to make love." in monotone

>>41061023
>Leaves her phylactery for any passing anon to grope
>Really it's just that chest that always somehow appears in front of the same guy
What a slut

>>41066289
big titty goth eros gf

she has lots of black and pink

>>41066505
How about an Eros banshee?

Has anyone else gotten to the point that they're beginning to think about not only life with their waifu but also what life with your waifu would be like after you've both reincarnated?

>>41066522
Why worry, your waifu is practically coming out of the page to be with you.

>>41066555

>>41066518
Sounds cute. All her tears are happy tears.

>>41066527
Winter is coming, no more swimming.

i hope you become the collective hubby of 6 lilims and a hell-ushi-manticore.

>>41066598
>no more swimming
Coward.

A reminder that spiders have pressurized fluids in their legs, which means arachnes and subspecies like ushis can leg lock you with the strength of a hydraulic press.

>>41065851
You already lost. All you can do is choose to walk into one fox's tails and be trapped in her mofu realm until she pulls you out, already willing and broken.

>>41066784
Cute Paraslime maido

>>41066845
Scary Nun makes me stiff

>>41066859

>>41066997
Jiangshis have the best jiggle physics

>>41066910
I wish to be taken and raised by a bunch monster nuns that are very poorly disgused

>>41065164
>>41063930
>>41060219
Anon is a slut for brown elves.

>>41067046
I think she needs more rest, she seems sleep deprived

>>41067070
Don't let your vampire stay up all day.

>>41067151
Thanks for coming over to cut these vegetables on such short notice. My knives are dull as shit.