/jp/ - Otaku Culture

In a room, Yukari was beside me with a shelf/fountain of melted cheese in front of us, with Amaterasu on the other side, the two of them eating some.
Someone said "The Reimu Extra finally got unlocked" like a long-delayed release he had waited for.
There was a chimp called Albion, probably referring to Blake's. He was running along a road but was becoming extremely sluggish, someone offered him a cigarette and he started running at full speed. There was a time when someone offered him an ashtray with 50 days worth of used cigarettes and he grabbed and shoved them in his mouth.
Saw a picture of Flan along with text "The Devil" with a bat crest.
I had drawn a couple images of Yukari in a black dress. I lived in a shack in the Australian outback with an archwitch who was Yukari's mother, who looked just like her.
I drove down a road, over a bridge then turned left onto a downward slope quite desperately. A person driving up the slope parked to the side not wanting to get in my way. I was singing a song "Baby come back to me-e-e"

Someone was making Inmu edits of me, I happily encouraged it, saying that's real /jp/ culture.

Saw a youtube video emitting gold light by Maddox calling my dreams an apocalypse of spooks.
I made a video talking about myself.
Blacktan and his dog made a video calling me a faggot.
Saw a movie about Horus going around beating people up or shooting them with a laser.

In a thread. Someone posted a picture that had a four of a kind of guys fucking a girl, I thought their hair was slightly too short to be mine so I posted my own picture of four of a kind of guys fucking a girl.
Saw a post saying "God cucks God out of his most beloved girl"
In a classroom with others. Yukari comes over showing me a Hearthstone Rogue deck made for me that had 8 Saps in it.
Someone passed me a lunchbox sized TV, I looked at it and "Yukari Land" magically etches itself below the screen, then I excitedly gasped, then stopped and hated my reacion. I said to someone it should have the subtitle "God fucks over God(who is literally me)"
Trying to get rich quick going up on stage and getting attention but ending up having to go up on stage doing stuff like acting like a chicken for laughs and an act where people standing to the sides of the stage shot fake guns at him he had to act like he dodges.

"Some guy" who basically had a super power and thought he was deep or something but basically has nothing outside of it so wasn't being given the win. I was trying to come up with some poetry but it was basically just "fuck me"
I had a lunchbox trophy thing that I thought was inert but a guy says I can open it, I did and chocolate oozed through it, I was enjoyed it when some faggot flicks a crumb into it, I get pissed off, a teacher goes past telling us off, I say sorry but thought I didn't like saying sorry about it.
Had to make a video where some dudes were walking along while bobbing their heads to the beat of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQBC7ILDr0
In my dad's room, looked in a drawer where I saw he'd hid $1 coins, a few of them having Shrek on the heads side.
A guy on a road running around me a bunch of times with a cord like he's trapping me but I step outside the loop and say "you're already dead" then pull on it like an elastic band, letting go it goes and wraps over him. There was a class of people sitting around who gave raucous laughter, a little too hard, I asked "was it really that funny?" to a girl and Yukari next to her, Yukari had laughed hard, then said "as if I'd laugh at anything he says"
Saw with the threadwatcher I got a reply in my thread "Touhou Nightmare"
A guy said something wondering about what the people outside the simulation think.
I said "It was the worst thing that ever happened to me" about that dream before I posted my dreams where Yukari went into a bathroom with another guy in front of me "and it got 100 times worse."
Guy going off with a box full of some things, it had an obsidian charm with a dragon and phoenix on it that I went over and took back, since I want to use a drill to destroy the phoenix bit. Noticed he also had keys, wondering if they were mine.
Guy with a big ape in power armour. It goes "ooh ooh ooh" which makes me laugh. He says "It's down to whoever gets the next kill, him or my ape."
Saw a femdom video with "soul" in the title with a girl watching TV and a guy acting like a footrest in front of her being treated like he has no soul.
Wc3 custom map RPG there was a couple of dudes farming and a bunch of other people off the end of the map, and just one enemy had to be killed make the game end though everyone was basically just farming. I was dota Wisp, I used my ultimate on a ally right next to me as a joke then killed the last enemy and ended the game, as some of the others got pissed off at me, I say something like "..zzz my dreams are fucked

Also saw a post saying "you can still win if you can get the main character to stop acting like a bitch."

Went through a screen where I barely slipped past a very hard group of musical note danmaku, but I had to pass through them several times. Sitting at the front of a U shape of desks in a classroom, the teacher's strict and saying we're not going past 4th grade unless we learn how to talk right, like we're in front of girls.

zzz

Koishi Kill Yourself

Don't take those pills, they watch you anyways. They know everything, you don't have much time.

There was a McDonalds, there was a spooky sketch by me by the front door and a sketch of me with a gap filled with eyes beside me beside the counter. So the place wasn't visited by normal people and there was a hardened employee to deal those who did. Not cute...
Was with a guy who had a harem of vampire girls who were interested in him, I was just saddened thinking of the harem of Touhou girls I had.
Walking with a guy, I say I've dreamt about basically everything, he says "have you dreamt about narwhals?" I said "yeah, had a Touhou dream about narwhals." and he stopped questioning.
Came across a barbell and lifted it thinking it'd be good to get muscles to help Yukari forgive me.
A teacher was letting a guy fight him and saying what's wrong, the way he leaves his lower body when he attacks leaves him open. I said I was inspired by this, and made a 4koma with the first panel being of Sannyo's face edited onto a guy in a couch who was interested in porn rising up and pointing at the viewer dramatically, saying "HEY - DO YOU HAVE SOME PORN?" which got the teacher and a girl who came over to laugh.
>I became lucid so I wanted to teleport to Gensokyo but for some reason didn't want to do so while anyone was watching. I looked around, visited a water park and watched some narwhals balancing on artificial waves for a bit. See a forest so I enter thinking it's the perfect place to teleport from, but a werewolf starts chasing me, I ran through the forest and out to sea but the seafloor would rise up so the werewolf could keep chasing me until I found a platform switch that flattened it back down. I entered a submarine in a room with a nerdy guy and a bunch of protractors and stuff hanging around. Through conversation I find out it's a few decades into the future, I had been a Touhou hero who had disappeared, I asked what happened to the franchise and he implied it went bad because of mobage. I left to another room when it turned into a REOL music video where she was opening up lockers that had all different colours of standard diving dressed as she sung "I just can't get enough! I just can't get enough!