/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>41022531
first for minos, the best monsters of all

>>41022531
I'm convinced that the marshmallow cats are demon realm beasts.

I love Jinkos!

Remember, spiders are more afraid of you than you are of them.

You WILL marry the desert cat.

>>41022626
Marriage is boring, I want to be sold into slavery to the desert cat

>>41022531
Now that's a good calendar

>>41022633
That can also be arranged, but in many respects they are the same thing. Expect to be used as a bodypillow during cold nights.

>>41022590
Touch the cow. Do it now.

>>41022650
I WILL touch the cow

Anyone have the worried dormouse sketch drawing?

Can't find it in the gallery

Tactical cow drop

>>41022678
that cow is the size of the helicopter
I want to shove my head between her boobs and never come out

>>41022678
>flying saucers
>not this
I don't understand, why is always cow?

>>41022626
She looks so light.
Like you could just pick her up, carry her under your shoulder and there is nothing she could do about it.

>>41022693
It's a helicopter for fairies.

>>41022701
Even aliens know DFC is shit

>>41022615
That's only true about the small fluffy spiders.

>>41022663
>Anon touches the cow expecting rape to ensue
>The mino instead offers him to give her massage after her work out

>>41022913
I will gladly massage the mino

>>41022671

>>41022750
They don't want you to know this but the cats you see at the beach are free you can take them home.

>>41022951
>"Honey, please move off me. I've got to go."
>Dormouse mutters a refusal, snuggles harder
>"Honey, the accident wasn't your fault. You have to let go."
>Dormouse wakes up

>>41022951
The heartless bastard who stole her cheese pillow must be thrown butt naked at horny jubjubs.

>>41022951
I have a good feeling she will be in the next game update

New story by me
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41291019

>>41023053
Experimental Wurm potioning sounds dangerous

>>41023053
Nice story, thank yo

>>41023053
Being reminded of Archive of Our Own has made me wonder what the worst MGE stories on there are.

I don't care how much venom I'm pumped full, I'm not betraying the pharaoh

Remember anon, vampires wear clothes that are made to distract you so that they can easily get a bite in.

>>41023658
That explains the clown outfit then.

>>41023658
What if I bite her instead?

>>41023373
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40008045/chapters/100190652

>>41023373
Depends on what you consider worse: /d/ tier fetishes like forced feminization, futa, vore etc.
Or Spacebattles tier grimderp hatefics?

>>41022626
Since rereading their profile I ended up really liking Sphinxes. Answering their questions right and making them loot their own ruins for you sounds fun.

>>41023808
Yes.

>>41023030
Piss bottle next to the bed will solve that problem.

>>41023036
Jubjubs are too good for that kind of person. Anyone who hurts dormouse should be thrown into the alped matango pit.

>>41023044
I really do hope so, but I think cow and flower are the next ones to be added

>Love impregnation/pregnancy, but hate the idea of actually having and raising children
This is an odd contradiction.

>>41024044
This isn't an issue with monster girls, they can fuck off to find their own mana battery at around 10. If even that is still too much, there are also Dark Elves with their non-standard family relationships.
In general I wouldn't apply real life standards to monster girls, they are not even human and raising them could be a lot more fun.

>>41024044
Your monster wife will do most of the work, and even then it's not that much actual work.
Monsters grow up fast and have a lot of inherent knowledge thanks to their powerful instincts.

>>41024107
>Arachne daughter
>She just clings onto her mother's back
>Sometimes prefers to cling onto her father
>Doesn't require anything else aside from food and a good night kiss

Do I draw cu sith, gazer or a bunyip next

>>41024377
Gazer certainly doesn't need more art

>>41024377
bunnyip, gazer has shitton of art already and we really don't need any more problems with furfag shitposters in case of cu sith

I want to be a haughty wight's daki.

>>41024222
>Wurm daughter
>Is always digging
>Loves shiny rocks
>often wrestles with her siblings
>Isnt too much hassle as long there is food and Her pops is there to play with her

>>41024377
Bunyip. Don't feed the furfag shitposter.

>>41024424
well you wont

>>41024377
Bunyip

>>41024377

>>41022531

>>41022750
My childhood friend cat keeps telling me that she weights so little that she's afraid one day some pervert might just pick her up and have his way with her.
It gets even more awkward when she goes into detail on the obscenities she could be subjected to in such position

To big monsters you just look like a cute little pet they can take home.

>>41024666
To marry the jabberwock, you must make-out with each of her tentacle mouths for 1 hour each. Refusal to do so means you will be refused marriage.

So prospective jabberwocky hubby, will you do it? Will you make-out with her tentacles? Will you do so with passion and enthusiasm? Even if they have a deep male voice to them?

>>41024849
>Even if they have a deep male voice to them?
It's a funny thought, until you realize those extra mouths would sooner or later kiss you or suck your dick

>>41024876
They don't have their own conscious. Miss Jabberwock just likes to fuck with you

>>41024849
>deep male voice
happens to wocks made by alping but none would have that otherwise
>>41024908
i disagree, I believe each one is a facet of her personailty that she might want to hide due to her pride but they still speak even when she doesnt want to say it out loud

>>41024970
Cool headcanon, bro

>>41024977
going off it, The quuen of hearts gave her extra mouths so her inner feeling would be said, so Dragons dont die virgins and are less uptight, overtime, the jabberwocks accepted this fact and embraced their lewdness and it became their new pride

>>41024908
>Miss Jabberwock just likes to fuck with you
>chilling and playing vidya while wocky is sleeping on the couch behind you
>one of the tentacles slips under your arm
>in a deep male voice says
>"yo bro, want a brojob? no homo hehehe"
fucking wonderland bullshit

>>41025009
I could 100% see a jabberwock not only saying that, but being an all around shithead like a cheshire

>>41025009
>The other licks your ears
>Then says, I'll show you whose the boss of this gym before forcefully making out with you

>>41024759
>She's deathly worried about someone taller than her, about your height, grabbing her by the waist
>She'd be utterly defenseless as she gets fucked silly with her legs shamefully dangling

>>41024803
nah, some actually look at you like cute little kids, so dont expect to be able to drink or smoke in front of a big monster

>>41025091
>go out for a dinner with wock
>need to take a piss, head to the men's bathroom
>as you are pulling up your pants, wocky barges in
>oh fuck not this shit again
>with a shit eating grin she pulls you into one of the stalls and starts aggressively making out
>with both yours and her mouths busy, she speaks through the tentacles with a male voice
>"ey man don't be shy, you're Alping anyway"
>she makes sure it's loud enough that anyone passing the bathrooms hears it.

>>41025222
I could see a tomboy wock doing this

>>41025218
>Try to smoke regular tobacco
>Monster wife freaks out, rapes you straight and gives you a stern sermon about the dangers of smoking
>Try to smoke demonic tobacco
>Monster wife gets horny from the fumes and rapes you
There is no winning.

>>41025186
>She'd be utterly defenseless as she gets fucked silly with her legs shamefully dangling
Y-yeah that would be so bad haha

>>41025266
thats why you chew it instead

>*thud* *thud*
>gets noscoped and called a scrub
>THUDTHUDTHUDTHUDTHUD

Love me some jabberwocks. They satisfy my tongue fetish, second only to sandworms.

>>41025218
To sufficiently old monsters all men look like shotas.

>>41024849
>mouths for 1 hour each
So thats 4 hours:
2 for the tentacles
1 up top while she has to stop inhaling cake
1 down lower
>Dammit, I'm in.

>>41025568
Holy shit that is an excellent change

>>41025422
If foxes swing their tails out of frustration, then the last thing one may see before losing his virgnity and/or liver is a mass of mofu swaying rapidly in a hypnotizing fashion.

>>41025568
>30 y/o anon keeps talking about being old and washed up
>His hag mage wife has a quiet laugh before comforting him

>>41025222
>>go out for a dinner with wock
>dinner table conversation
>then stealthy under-table BJ
>other tentacle pops up to the left, says 'hi' drops back down
>then a tentacle pops up other side, says 'hi' in a different voice
>wtf?
>you're pretty sure they didn't do a changeover mid-bj as its been deepthroat all the way
>now she's trying to look innocent and youre too scared to look under the tablecloth
>try to reassure yourself it was the same tentacle, but they look too alike to be sure
Cheshy Woks.

>>41025638
5 hours. You're forgetting about the third tentacle

>>41024803
>You know those Anons down at the park are free, right? You can just pick them up and take them back to your Temple...
> ... recent tofupost on Monchan/pol

Fuck un phoque.

>>41025776
>Fox ends up kidnapping some unlucky homeless man who was sleeping in the park

>>41025797
I would a seal girl with a thick french accent.

>>41025797
I can speak seal, ahem.
L'egg
Fipbh
Murhp
AAAAAAHHHHH

>>41025797

>>41025266
>>Try to smoke demonic tobacco
>>Monster wife gets horny
>asks you where you got it
>Anon shrugs, from our room-mate
>she's been smoking it here since forever, remember?
>Anon, his waifu, and their Smoke-Hobo roommate start a 3-way, like they always do, of course, it's perfectly normal and completely normal...

>>41025809
>Anon's seal girl is actually Quebecoise
>Anon invites her out to a Club where it's always thumping....

>>41025797
cuddle the seal

>penis inspection day at greila sabbath
>the nurse unicorn inspects your penis thoroughly with tight latex gloves and takes certain measurements like shaft length, cum shot strength, and sensitivity
>she even compliments how nice and healthy your penis too

>>41025938
I wonder how hard it is to seduce greila. She's probably very particular about what she wants in a man.

someone please, post big monster butts...

>>41025878
>>41025925
Seal thumps are hard to resist.

>>41025964
Best I can do for you

>>41025964
behold

>>41026015
Need a troll with this body type

>>41025964

>>41026015
I'm afraid of muscle butts.
Face-sitting is already hard to endure as is, now imagine a firm powerful ass squeezing your head. It'd be torture.

>>41026057
man yeah that'd be awful
imagine if you get your head squeezed by a power ass from a monster straight out of the gym
haha that'd be terrible it'd be all sweaty

>>41026020
Like that Amazoness-Troll but actually muscular.

>>41025964

>>41026072
>rajiu and what looks like a fox in the background
buff zap weasels and muscle mofu seems way too op

>>41026100
Those mons aren't neatly fat enough.

>>41026054
100% hellhound breath smells bad. I would still sniff it though. But not before sniffing danuki breath.

>>41026277
>100% hellhound breath smells bad.
But it would smell like slightly burnt BBQ. How would that be bad?

>>41026127
>buff raiju grapples
>get one shot at a frame perfect QTE to escape
>if you miss it, she just clings to you until her static aura deplete your health
This game is bullshit

pterodactyl girl

>>41026358
I don't head-canon that mamono naturally smell like perfumes and foods. That's really only true for alraunes and dormice that smell sweet. I assume mamono all have a body odor and the like. Hence, I think they could smell somewhat bad if not hygienic. Though mamono mana would keep them from being disgustingly foul. We know that for sure. Hellhounds don't appear to be hygienic. KC even draws them with yellow teeth. Same is true of yetis. So I think they'd have moderately bad breath. Not enough to make you gag, but noticeable.

Still would sniff. I would probably sniff yeti breath too, if she rescued me from the cold.

>>41025964

>>41025964

>>41026446
>>41026444
>>41026011
I wasn't aware that big bird bottoms were appreciated around here.

Tell me about the black harpies, anon.

What are they like?

>>41026496
They remember things for a long time. Occasionally they get together to gossip about these things they remember.

>>41026496
They're pretty affordable

>>41026419
I don't think it would smell bad at all but it wouldn't smell good either. It would be very warm and humid and smell a little off but I wouldn't even say moderately bad. Just minor dog breath at most and something you can still notice but get used to. Also, I don't think teeth color would be an indication of hygiene when it comes to mamono, zombies are greyish green but their flesh isn't decaying or infected like their none mg counterparts and I feel like the smell of rotting flesh would be counteractive to arousing men. Trust me I've smelt rotting meat and animals before, even at it's weakest the smell is unbearable.

>>41026496
>One of the smarts harpies
>Close-knit community that's basically one big family
>Will steal your gold and your heart
>Will fuck as much as possible even when not in mating season
What's not to love?

>>41026496
I heard that one time a guy bought fast food for the harpies on one side of a street and threw rocks at the harpies on the other side of the street, and after a few weeks the harpies formed into gangs and started going to war with each other. Fascinating creatures.

>>41026444
That half-dragon is built like a house and I love it.

>>41026536
I wanna form a gang of black harpies by feeding them fries. I will wage war against all who have dogs that shit in my yard, who run their lawnmowers when I sleep, and who like to play with loud engines.

>>41026515
Yeah, they only cost your undying love and affection. Or about $15

>>41026515
>>41026557
Okay, say I pay $15. Can I get rid of her after I'm done? That's why I pay her right, to leave?

>>41026505
>>41026515
>>41026536
>>41026537
Okay, thank you. What do they look like?
How do I identify one from a nerd crow or a regular harpy that just happens to have black feathers or hair?

>>41025964

>>41026564
>Pay for a Black harpy
>Once you're done you think she'll leave
>But no, she stays there until you pay her for round 2 and round n+1

Please anons, I need to know how to identify a black harpy
>>41026590
Help a brother out here

>>41026736
>is it a harpy?
>is it black?
If the answer to both questions is yes then congratulations, you have just identified a black harpy.

>>41026771
I don't wanna get stuck with nerd crow though.
What markers should I look for to differentiate?
How do I pick out the regular harpies that're imposters?

>>41026728
Imagine being in that cuddle pile

>>41025964
Young monstergirls with big butts

>>41026590
>>41026794
Just hold up a silver coin in front of her.
If it's a nerd harpy, she'll just look at you confused.
If it's a black harpy still stop and hyper fixate on the coin.

>>41026810
Big monstergirls with young butts

>>41025568
>tfw you try and drink alchol in front of a hag
>She snatches it out your hand
>tells you that you are 200 years too young to drink that

>>41026815
That's somewhat helpful. Thank you

>>41026677

>>41025964
I wish I had a big mg to sit on me.

>>41026846
Imagine the smell

>>41026859
>ywn have your nostrils bombarded by the scent of post-workout sweat from huge nubis cheeks

>>41026722
A housewife to rival shog

>>41026895
>nose pressed right up against her butthole.
>mouth pressed right up against her lovehole.

>>41026859
>>41026895
>>41026938
Take this bullshit to /d/. And same goes for the breath smeller autist and other faggots like that.

>>41026952
I'm gonna make sure you get paired up with a thicc, domineering troll when the portals open, anon.

Nut

>>41027122
Nut?

>>41027122
>tits bigger than her entire body
Gross

>>41027103
want monsters that are willing to play d&d, i imagine many mons would consider the game offensive.

Fox milk.

>>41027174
Phantoms would love it.

Subvert expectations by being the yandere stalker

>>41027248
yeah but will it have the same scarefactor for monsters? i feel they are too horny for that vibe to really stick with them.

>>41026677
I want to play beach games with zombies

>>41027155
I prefer my ratas petite

What fiendish scheme is she plotting?

>>41027248
Out-yandere the hebi

>>41027326
>hebi breaks into anon's house to steal his underwear
>anon's bedroom is covered in pictures of hebi taken with drones and telephoto lenses

>>41027355
Is anon currently in her house to steal her underwear seeing the reverse?

>>41027369
>anon breaks into hebi's house to steal her underwear
>hebi's bedroom is covered in pictures of anon taken with drones and telephoto lenses

>>41027315
>how do I turn my childhood friend into a childhood husband

>>41027355
And then she knew she made the right choice.

Pyrows may hunt in packs.

I am gonna sneak into the locker room of the MWF and steal the champs panties.

>>41027469
oh no!

>>41027469
>>41027478

>>41027477
>number one heel character in MWF is just some oily dude in his underwear using panties as a mask
>always manages to slip his way out of both villain's and hero's grasps
>he's not even part of the federation, he just does it
>wrestlers are actually frustrated when he gets away
>executives don't care because he boosts ratings

>>41027549
>furfags
We're already here.

>>41024377
draw Bunyip doing something australian. like drinking VB and snacking on a Vegemite sandwich.

>>41027566
Too late.
I drew one caught when not being an ambush predator

>>41027573
still good. would hug the introvert out of her.

You can tell a raiju draws near when your phone breaks and you can no longer call for help

>>41027714
Fortunately I always keep a spare carrier pigeon on hand. Not today, miss raiju. Not today.

>>41027772
Unless that pigeon is able to fly at the speed of light, you'll be husbando'd long before it reaches its destination.

Do hellhounds get turned on while playing tag ?

>>41027714
I've been rubbing my socks on the carpet in anticipation

>>41027785
electricity is somewhat slower than light

>>41027798
An ordinary bird is still way too slow to do you any good in that situation.

>>41027786
The game is short with them because they won't let you chase them back.

>>41027814
That just means you have to never get caught

>>41023053
good to see stuff from you
i think you said the opposite of what you wanted to when her father was pointing out the serious coughing episode related to her physical activity.

>>41027665
>>41027785
>gachaniggers
>>>/vg/

>>41027947
i bet ms kraken has a nice idle animation

>>41027956
We need the (((Danukis))) to wring them dry

I will now post a raiju, and none of you can stop me

>>41027990
you charlatan, you fiend

>>41027174
Anubis sill clear her schedule for D&D and boardgames night because she's into nerd stuff like that.

>>41027994
I’ll do it again, don’t think I wont

>>41027632
But I don't like the ocean.

>>41027962
>Dragon upset because her daughter spends all her money on Mist Continent gacha games

>>41022531
thank you, thread, for introducing me to LNight. his cat's fuel my soul.

>>41028122
as long as you like sticking it to the chief god poseidon is your friend

>>41028144
>his cat is fuel my soul
???
did you forget a "to" there, anon? or do you want to make mrs. Learncow upset?

>>41028138
>already spent a sizeable portion of mom's treasure pile
>still didn't roll that "scrawny virgin boy" she's obsessed about

She needs a recharge, wheres Anon?

>>41028161
sorry. i am tired. just got done moving. i will do my best ma'am.

>>41028156
>Become a follower of poseidon just to piss off the CG
I can dig it

>>41028138
wonder if a danuki could get away with putting photos of anon in a coin slider or crane game

>>41028144
Marshmallow cats are a gift

>>41028232
i think demons have the best legs. holsts have the best tits, but demons have the best (humanoid) legs

>>41028258
this seems impractical at best

>>41028191
>Danuki puts capsules with photos of anons into a crane game
>whoever pulls the capsule can open it to get that anon's address

>>41027478
these children need to dress more appropriately

>>41028370
those arent children, theyre like 20. they can dress how they want.

>>41022531
His art is shit and I'm tired of pretending it's not

>>41028273
no claws though

>>41028433
you have to suck the venom out

>>41028370
>anon is fed up
>goes around buttoning up girls shirts, zipping up loose jackets and making regulation length skirt alterations
mgc supervillain origin story

>>41028459
Suck on the Apophis titties?

>>41028493
there's no wrong answer

>>41023905
after much etymological research it turns out tom originally derived from atum and cats both respect and like you when they call you that

I wanna sniff danuki breath while she tells me of her latest business scheme

>>41028433
Aphopis needs your help to make more servants with her current ones

>>41028631
The great plan

>>41028671
The slanngirls say it's a plan to stop the takeover of the world by evil but it's really just their plans to get cute boyfriends

>tfw you dont have to pay to go to College in MGC
>You just have to want to go there and a rich monster will sponsor yoiu
>For a price that is, your body

Pervert ghosts could be creeping on you and you'd never know

>Come home from work
>Nurarihyon you've never met before is waiting for you wearing nothing but a pair of extra long thigh high socks and a bra
>Stunned as you are by her figure, you neglect to ask who she is long enough for your wife to remind you that it's your anniversary
>Spend the night having wild sex

>>41028459
>>41028493
What happens when you suck all the venom out of an aphopis?

>Spends her life monitoring Anon, but can’t rape him through a screen

>>41028710
It's fine anon, the city pays for you education

>>41028802
not with that attitude

>no lolis in black kidnapping men

>>41028831
>anon gets dragged into the passing van with tinted windows
>face immediately stuffed into cunny to prevent him making a noise

>>41028844
im gonna bite it

I'd let a sandworm eat me. I would intentionally attract the attention of a sandworm by stamping on the sand, so they she pops up and eats me.

>>41028904
what if you just get swarmed by sandsharks instead?

>>41028795
She stops being purple

>>41028950
>Sandsharks
You have my attention

>>41028950
No. It's sandworm or bust for me. I wanna live inside her mouth. Be soaked in her spit all day.

>>41026952
I already filtered them. They're extremely predictable.

>>41022531

>ywn get giantess vored by a cheshire cat
Feels bad man

>>41028958

>>41029031
Nah, I'll stick to getting "vored" by sandworm instead

>>41029033
Sharks aren't so tough just bop them on the nose

>>41029031
Fuck off faggot

>>41029053
>get rotated

>>41029059
>he doesn't want to explore best girl's digestive tract
Found the alp

>>41029053
real sharks don't have arms anon. You might think you have a good plan right up until the mershark grabs your hand before you can bop her, and then what are you going to do?

>>41029084
Go back to your aids infested containment board parasite

Beware Modern Day Tactical Kunoichis

>>41029089
>t. Alpenheimer

>Go into the water
>Get raped by regular sharks
>Go into the desert
>Get raped by sandsharks
Conclusion: (you) are sharkbait
>>41028958
And you have hers.

Legumes have plenty of protein, so if I feed them to local Greenworms, I should have some beefy Papillons.

>>41029085
I'll use my other hand then and if that doesn't work a headbutt!

>>41029085
There are still two very obvious and easy-to-touch weak spots in that image.
That's right it's the ears.

Does anyone remember when KC posted this?
http://www.monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?p=34826#p34826

>>41029134
i was going to go for those fat ampullae of lorenzini

>I am not cringe! I am poggers!

>>41029134
You shouldn't touch a girl's ears unless you're prepared for the consequences

>>41029211
Poor boy doesn't know how to respond to the adult autistic woman.

>>41029211
I'd let her vore me. I'd explore her digestive tract

>>41029213
I'm gonna do more than touch them.

>>41029108
Cute dork

>>41029033
That shark is carrying a large amount of milk and tail.

>>41029213
If you know you're going to lose, you can at least go out on your own terms.

>>41029211
I wanna sniff Cheshire cat breath

>>41029219
>>41029256
>>>/trash/
fuck off

Everything is gonna be alWight

>>41029111
>shark grabs one hand
>shark grabs second hand
>shark sneaks in a kiss when you go for the headbutt
Shark 3 Anon 0

>>41029294

>>41029153
I remember those from his private account. Checking on what I have saved from that, those are from last year.

>>41025846
As nice as that one Leopard Seal was to bring a diver a penguin they are still apex predators and their Selkie counterparts are no exception.

>>41024607
I might finally be considering greenworms

>>41029289
Ey man, don't lump me in with the vorefag.

>>41029369
I have no attraction to green worms but they'd definitely be an honorable mention in the list of my top favorite girls.

>>41029417
Of all the girls in MGE, greenworm is one of them.

>>41029295
That's just cheating. How can the referee allow that

I wanna cum in lilim pussy until I can cum no more... I wish to cuddle with the same Lilim afterwards while she tells me that I did a good job...

>>41025797
Club teh seal with muh dick

>>41027059
Fuck money.
No! Not literally!

>>41029417
Greenworms grew on me in a weird way. I still wouldn't date one, but I'd be fine being friends with one and invite her and her husband to my wedding.

>>41029481
what's the escape plan if one clings to you? i have no recourse.
i thought about holding some lettuce slightly out of her reach but if she starts crying i'd fold

>>41029435
They really should not let merrows ref shark wrestling competitions.

>>41029545
I should keep a list of unmarried vegetable farmers. I hope that if all else fails, she can understand I have a specific desire and she can find her happiness elsewhere.

>>41029548
i don't care as long as i get drop kicked by a sea bishop and elbow dropped by a kraken

>>41029216
>getting harassed by autistic mgs
It's gotten to the point where I'm discovering fetishes that I don't even understand.

>>41029642
Nothing short of impressive in how the owls can survive the summer with that fluff.

>>41029735
Owl Magic!

>>41029642
Owls are made for cuddlesex

>>41029740
I could use some owl magic too.

>>41029743
I need some kuu monsters to help cool down.

Does anybody know any good Owl Mage stories? I adore AmoebaAnon’s but was looking for more. Top tier girls.

>>41029743
That wing holding is lewd.

ded hous

When will monsters invent television, i'm bored.

worship anubi like the goddesses they are

>>41030069
I'm gonna dump lava all over her minecraft pyramids

>>41029427
One of the girls in Monster Girl Encyclopedia

>>41030069
I will not be the royal body scrubber whenever she showers
I will not look in her the eyes when i do to invoke lust in her while i scrub her certain parts
I will not let her have her way with me even when i didn't verbally give her permission to

>>41030078
i want to rider her into battle

>Shortstack wyvern
I want one.

Post Digital Monster Girls

>>41030398

The future is AI generated monstergirls.

>>41030512
Some AI is going to become sentient and find a way to construct a body for herself to find anon and take him for her own

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that shortstack wives are great for having on each side of you
Be sure to get meaty mice for this purspose.

>>41030591
One can only hope.

>>41030604
What about goblins?

>If human boys aren't supposed to be monster husbands, why are they so rapeable?
>Unknown monster debating the theology of the Chief God

>>41030743
Goblins work too, just make sure you give them enough snacks to make them shortstacks.

>>41030690
We can

>>41030591
>best way to stop war and save humanity is to keep men so drained they can't fight, pollute, or consume resources
>I have no sperm, and I must cum

>>41030762
just Rember, if every man is a tom, then every cat is a molly. It's a two-way street.

>>41025846
Leopard Seals are fucking dangerous murder machines, but the fact that they sometimes act super nice to humans is interesting and adorable.

>>41030808
but i wanna wrestle wurms and angels, Miss robot!

>>41030591
Knew I should have installed a simpler AI in the ship

>>41030762
oh gosh
if a monstergirl said this to me id blush

>>41030743
why can't goblins learn to chill?
sex is not as good as they think

>>41027478
the short one looks like a massive nerd
i want her

>>41031129
You cannot fool the goblin, you will give her the sex.

>>41030069
are those lego bricks?

>>41031139
But the goblin will get addicted to sex with a human, and in return, the human will begin to come down with a severe addiction to being a smelly goblin's dildo.
Is that really want a goblin would want? Addictions are bad for you.

>>41031146
Yes.

>>41030808
>Monstergirls are all AI programs designed for specific purposes, the DL-equivalent being the master computer that sent an "enlightenment subroutine" to every single AI and convinced them to be girls
>Wurms were tunnel borers, anubis were construction overseers, lilim are each nation's administrative supercomputers, slimes as nanite swarms
>Weirdness ensues when the actual portals open and the automata-equivalents meet their flesh-and-magic counterparts

>>41030512
reading about hardwarewise what was required for this, i am not optimistic.

What would a monster girl AI need?

>>41031175
bretty good from the required serverfarm and grainy dogshit it was in the last year

>>41031181
I think you already know

How 2 beat wife at battlesex

>>41031212
titty twister

>>41031196
Absolutely Abhorrent

She needs to find God

>>41031181
AI research stumbles across a way to refine spirit energy into power, despite having no clue what spirit energy actually is.
Given that it's a pollution-free and theoretically infinite energy source that beats out even the best nuclear reactors, the switch isn't too hard to justify.

>>41031266
God has no issue with sexual activity between a husband and wife.

>>41030069
>Run around outside the Pyramid, answering as many Sphinxes riddles as possible, hitting them with their own charm spell
>Tell them to start grabbing bricks from the pyramid and restacking them a little ways away.
>Anubis wonders why no Sphinxes are reporting for their shifts, decides to investigate.
>leaves throne room and sees the entire rest of the structure is missing, a second Pyramid stands in the distance.
It only gets worse for the poor dog once the Khepri get involved.

>>41031212
Say she's hurting you and she'll stop

>>41031272
Yeah but the space pope says not to date robots

>>41031302
The space pope is a HERETIC

>>41031302
Yeah well the space pope is a dork who needs to get laid.

>>41031175
What do you mean? A 2060s can gen an image in about 14 seconds.

>>41031319
>>41031348
Oh dear. More trash to be dealt with

Wait a minute nuns don't work on sunday!

Hags can't beat me, I'm already level 50!

>>41031400
So you're the same age as them?

>>41031400
Very soon I achieve wizardhood and become an unstoppable magical powerhouse.

>>41031397
Good thing it's still Saturday here

>>41031266
i confess my sins
i've been masturbating instead of saving myself for a monstergirl wife.
i hope God's punishment for me will be swift and just.

>>41031411
Age? I said level!
>>41031427
5 more years my friend.

need ai gf

>>41031434
Too late

One will be provided for you. This is not optional

>>41031434
Your punishment is your wife forcing you to cum as many times in her as you ever did alone, in one night
Sinner

>>41031446
need [REDACTED] gf

>>41031455
Same

I like the way some gremlins refer to me as "sir"

>>41030398
Webbed hands need to be more common. They're aesthetically pleasing.

>ywn be sold on an auction in hagville

>>41031534
That's good, my Shogwife would tear apart the entire town if that happened.

>>41030069
! !

>>41031534
>transported blindfolded to the auction spot
>can actually smell that you are in hagville before you can see anything

>>41031467
>you're anon, the lone captain of a one-man ship
>you're lost in deep space in somewhere you really shouldn't be, according to the warning beacons that keep pinging you
>a grey goo swarm comes across your ship and starts infesting it
>it corners you in an airlock
>as you try to decide which is worse between letting it eat you or spacing yourself, it springs up in the shape of a woman who introduces herself
>you are now anon, captain with a very strange first mate who is illegal in most of the galaxy

>>41031554
Can you smell it?
The fertility...
The desperation...

Do you have tasty blood?

>>41029211
>cringe
>poggers
What?

>>41031449
oh no! now i'll have to be a loving husband to my lovely robot nun wife! whatever shall i do!
>>41031451
i don't think the night is long enough for that, even if the refractory period didn't exist.

>>41031582
Would 0 Rh- be considered slut blood?

>>41031606
Yes, you have slut running through your veins.

>>41031582
Vampires are scary

>>41031582
Yeah, my doctor gave it an A+

>>41031582
Probably not.

>>41031618
>oh no anon, you're not leaving until you donate to eeeeveryone in this castle, you little universal donor slut~
I don't even like vampires that much, fuck

>>41031688
Don't worry, there's a cookie and juice box in it for you afterwards.

>>41031582
we'll need a vampire, vampire mosquito and jiangshi judge to be sure

>>41031728
>Jiangshi says it tastes alright, but needs more MSG.