/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>41003721
wouldn't slugs work better? Manticores have pretty good short range abilities anyway

>>41003721
Damn it i tried to beat you

>>41003741
I had it ready since 9am, wasn't gonna waste it
is the angel one a gacha thread?

I just love Jinkos.

oh thats why there is three threads?

>>41003746
Dont know. Mine was the flayer one.

>>41003751
Look I'm sorry. I felt like I was being challenged, since I'm usually quite quick on it.

>>41003748
Jinko pilots! Flying an aeroplane of love through the blue skies of my dreams.

The Queen of Hearts has decided to establish the Ministry of Silly Walks.

>>41003765
how will anyone ever serve tea without dropping it all

>>41003748
Woah, she's got fashion!

>>41003765
good thing it's not a ministry of silly flights or the air traffic would be fucked

>>41003746
You can usually use reverse image search. And yes, it was.
>>41003762
Jinko pilots are truly majestic.

>>41003765
MGE political news must be wild.

>double thread
>not even because of a tourist OP
>when anon kept saying he's going to make a new thread all day
what the fuck

>>41003811
I think the other Anon thought I'm a gacha spammer because of my last OP with the pink cat, but it's okay, since the other thread will just fall off.

>>41003811
wait no it's three threads, what the fuck you goddamn retards

>>41003846
Are you the anon that said he's going to make the next thread?

>>41003863
yes, I always make threads in Euro AM hours
>>41003847
the one with angel is unironic gacha slammer

>>41003777
Hire Shogs, they technically don't walk.

>>41003941
yeah, but it's not tea anymore

While you are cumming inside a succ your sperm are being raped by her ova!

>>41003953
thats kinda fucked up

>>41003953
there's an OVA? they haven't even made an anime yet

>>41004047
What subreddit is this from?

>randomly exclaim: "Get out of here, Stalker!" after playing STALKER
>shirohebi is stunned that you found her

Perfectly normal centaur.

>>41004047
I'm not even sure what this is trying to convey

>Demon Boss calls you urgently, telling you it's an emergency and she needs you to get over there in shrill whispers
>Drive over
>Reach the front door and open with spare key she gave you
>See this

>>41004151
I'm guessing it's that most normalfags only know about hellhounds so they get all futa/monsterboy/furry artwork.

>>41004117
Did she cry when you told her to get out and did you need to say "I said come in, don't stand there"?

>>41004169
It's a good thing I brought the fire extinguisher

>>41004184
nope, only when he said "you can't go there", when she rushed to his underwear closet

>>41004169
Don't post off-topic images

>>41004169
nice monster girl image, fag

>>41004205
Poor thing. Doesn't she have underwear of her own?

Remember to ALWAYS accept rides from strangers.

>Hellhound vaginas are genetically designed to harm human penises.
>Due to being continually trained from their physically active lifestyles their vaginal muscles are able to squeeze the human male penis leading to genital harm of the man and possibly even erectile dysfunction
>As opposed to the human vagina which is loosened by an active sex life and a largely sedentary day to day resulting with them being blessed with the ability to safely allow insertion without harm to the human male penis leading to a pleasurable and safe intercourse session (for the human female only probably).
>Ergo, it is evolutionarily sensible and safer for the human penis to have sex with only human females
-Femanon, 8Mon imageboard

>>41004220
Man, at this point people should just start badly photoshopping in the head of a random monster girls just to make you stop.

She's here.

>>41004271
snakes don't wear underwear, so her mom never bought her any
that's why she wanted a pair of Anon's boxers to have at least one, but that heartless bastard of course cannot do his best friend and future wife one small little favor, like an ungreatful, unfaithful skirt chasing bastard he is.

>>41004287
I wouldn't want to risk getting addicted by having sex with succubi.

>>41004288
That would be unironically a good thing

>>41004296
ahhhhhh I need her to rape me viciously

>>41004296
hi Daisy, nice for you to show up

>>41004288
Most of us would rather not hit image limit then spend twelve hours waiting for a new thread because you couldn't contain your autism.

>>41004286
Imagine accepting the ride and then nothing happens except them taking you where you wanted to go.

>>41004288
if you really want to post offtopic image, why not juse catbox and link it here?

>>41004304
No, it would result in more cancer like >41004047, which is in minority because most crossposters can't be bothered to even open MS Paint.

>>41004330
>>41004340
I'm not the one that posted it, but I'm just saying that it's gone from "don't post something not related to the discussion at hand" to "if your pic doesn't contain a monster girl you should post it". It's just become more extreme for no good reason.

>>41004330
we haven't hit image limit for ages now.

There’s more than enough actually MG related reaction images out there anyway. No excuse.

>>41004360
>you should post it
Shouldn't*
Please don't bully me Ms. Haku

>>41004117
You know how in Japan some stalkers send over a hundred emails to their target daily?
I wonder how a shirohebi would react to being on the receiving end of that.

>>41004381
This isn't even about reaction images. This is about pictures used to illustrate a point.

>>41004360
>if your pic doesn't contain a monster girl you should post it
That's precisely how it has been for some time now and it works great, instantly reveals bad actors and newfags. Whole site is full of le funny reaction images and memes, won't hurt to have one hyper-focused monster girl fanclub

>>41004318
>Daisy, the demon lord's military planner
>Gabby, amazon chief of the mancrusher tribe
>Sarah, head witch of the most powerful coven on earth
>and Raelgatha the Ravenous, anon's kobold wife who really likes his cooking

>>41004390
you bet your ass she'd print them all, collect them in tones and label them "love letters from my one, true beloved" reading them whenever she feels down
>>41004415
>set up a date Litrearazsa, the World Eater
>goes well
>date for a while
>meet her parents
>her mom and pops reveal her real name is Lilly, and she's just an edgy dork
also powerful/scary monsters with cutesy names is my fetish

>>41004360
>I'm just saying that it's gone from "don't post something not related to the discussion at hand" to "if your pic doesn't contain a monster girl you shouldn't post it".
Posting non-MG images in an MG thread isn't "not related to the discussion at hand"?

>>41004448
If it's made to illustrate a point or depict something where there isn't a good MG equivalent, yes.

>>41004462
Nigger, not every post has to have an ebin reaction image attached to "illustrate a point".

>>41004462
then just post it on catbox and link it, problem solved - nobody is upset

>>41004508
People should use cat/litterbox more often anyway.
It lets you post tits without getting the jannies upset, what’s not to like?

Smoking is good for you.

>>41004542
It's good for worms, at least.

>>41004544
green>stoner

>>41004542
>ask Dark Matter for a glob of… dark matter
>put it in vaporizer
>????

>>41004550
Stoner actually has a torso though.

>>41004550
Stoners like the green too.

They're militarizing, THEY'RE MILITARIZING

>>41004047
Hellhound stole my bike

>>41004550

succ

https://imgur.com/a/rR4mCIF
Sex the squid.

>>41004444
>I want my name to be Spaghetti

>>41004766
>Son, you got raped and pressed into marriage by a woman named "Spaghetti"?

>>41004794
>She is already pregnant with our twins, Pasta and Bolognese

>>41004805
I bet she gestures a whole lot when talking

How do you get friends into this?

>>41004981
Why not just show your parents your waifus profile too. Remember to have the book so they can't pretend it was a once off picture.

And then we can all marry our waifus with kcs consent in japan.

>>41004981
show them some monster girl anime and see how they react

>>41004297
>Shirohebis constantly go from gushing about their crush to calling him a cheating manwhore in the same sentence and vice versa
BPD behaviour is one of those things that's intolerable irl but very cute when monstergirls do it

>>41004981
you don't

>>41005033
Why not?

>>41005021
Yeah, like the rape and kidnapping and lolis and mindbreak and sex cults.
Cuter when mgs do it.

>>41005056
If they're the kind of people who look for that kind of thing then they'll find it on their own. If they're not then they'll just think you're a freak.

>>41005056
Making your fetishes a part of your public identity is for furries and troons, there's a reason why everybody hates those groups. It's fine to talk online with people who are already into the hobby but otherwise I would recommend just keeping it to yourself.

>>41005086
He's already into isekai and leans toward tge more beastial girls he just needs a little push

>>41005125
Aren't furries accepted now?
I see furry threads pop up all the time on /v/

>>41005129
no he doesn't

>>41005173
Yes he does

>>41004444
>Shirohebi gets woken up at 3AM by a barrage of texts from stalker Anon
>He goes in great detail about how much he has been obsessing over her
>Including descriptions of how he masturbated to her over 30 times in the last week
>Hebi is extra happy and cheerful for the entire day
>Can't wait for more 3AM texts from Anon

>>41005154
If mlp wasn't a thing mg fans would probably have a proper label but you guys got all paranoid.

>>41005154
/v/ and 4chan as a whole are absolutely infested with discord raid groups, glowie operators and shills. Furshit being spammed on one of the traditionally worst boards on the site means nothing.

I will never take a bath with my wife after a hard day. Why do even live?

>>41005187
Absolutely and this is why KC added siths. He doesn't give a fuck about mlp, probably doesn't even know it exists. Japan certainly doesn't seem to have the same kind of furry scene. Do they even have giant pride parades where people dress up in BDSM gear and hand out dildos to kids on national TV?

>>41004398
just exercise your creative bone and write out the image. after all, imagination is the best artist.

>>41005223
>BDSM
Speaking of are lamias and dark elves the only ones into thst?

I need mershark booba

>>41004693
mmm, fish milk

>>41005129
Just admit to your boycrush that you're a future-Alp now and solve the problem.
1. He runs a mile
2 You can go to /lgbt and bumsex each other happily ever after

>>41005218
it's rough livin' for sure. That's that nurse hellhound, right?b

>>41005282
Spooders

>>41005223
“Kemono” culture in Japan is very different. And very much moderated by the general Japanese sentiment of “don’t be a public nuisance.”

>>41005319
>1. He runs a mile *and you kys
Missed the important bit, dont forget

>>41005154
No, and to add to >>41005339 you're definitely not going to see here the type this post mentions.

>>41005282
They aren't even into it anymore. At least not the hard stuff some people might have imagined.
She might sit on your face or something but no CBT.
>>41005339
The original point was the only reason mg fans aren't labeled furries is because of how they had a big movement that keeps trying to insert itself into reality so everyone got soured by the idea of furries. Probably soured a bunch of us on gays too.

>>41005402
The only ones trying to say mgs are the same as furries are butthurt furfags trying to drag us down with them.

>>41003721

i like jinkos

>>41005473
I love them.

>>41003765
Was that actually the QoH, or just an Alice?

>Lamia homestay
>She's shy
>Not accustomed to modern life
>Clearly likes you but too scared to make a move
>You don't wanna make the first move either in case you're wrong
>Hatch a clever plan
>Turn down the thermostat one night such that it'll make her overly cold
>Midnight rolls around and you hear a knock on your bedroom door
>She asks if she can coil you because it's really cold
>You agree
>You both warm up together under the blankets
>She's coiled up around you, her body pressed up against yours inside her coils
>Her eyes are closed and you see a slight smile on her face
>Give her kiss on the lips
>She opens her eyes, shocked but not upset
>You kiss her again
>She holds your head in
>Refuses to let the kiss break
>Peck on the lips turns into tongue-on-tongue action
>She breaks the kisses and holds you tighter
>Fall asleep together
The first of many nights of you sleeping together, cold night or warm night. And from that day forward, she's a lot less shy around you and far more clingy and honest and open to you

>>41005506
I can imagine friends and family disappointed that you married a monster, that is until you show them your jinko cub daughter and they just can't resist the cuteness.

>>41005417
This is actually what the pony anons used to say.

>>41004981
Don't, talking about what you are sexually attracted to irl is for faggots and troons. Take for example the furfaggots who feel the need to "come out" to their family's and friends, it's all the same degenerate mental illness to feel the need to share in some way thinking they force others to accept their nonsense. Really just play that conversation in your head on how that shit will actually sound, you will be seen as a deranged lunatic attracted to mythological creatures.

>>41005508
Just an Alice that KC drew for one of the fanfiction anthologies (? I think that's what they are). The QoH actual visual is currently a mistery, all we know is that she has white wings, a white tail, white hair and red eyes like every other lilim. I think that the only lilims whose appearance are confirmed are: Druella, the one from the profile, and the one from the RPG. Though we don't know the names or identity of the latter 2.

>>41005684
>*mystery
Please forgive Ms. Haku.

>>41005664
I enjoy this pic

>>41005605
Then they were objectively wrong, because they're literally and objectively furfags. Fuck off back to your garbage dump already.

>>41005664
>sexually attracted
It's not all sexual though

Recently enthralled by the idea of a kuu-dere cowgirl automation, who, while seemingly cold, is incredibly possessive.

>>41005684
It's amazing that an Alice can look so sexy.
I think there really isn't a single monster that can't be redrawn by him to be great.

>>41005664
I mean I'm not talking about random relatives I'm talking about guys already into ecchi/h stuff

>>41005716
I have a friend who is a full blown pervert.
I talked to him about MGE and all it resulted in was him opening up about some of the weirder things he's into.

>>41005716
>>41005778
I recommended monmusu quest to a friend abd he stopped talking to me.

What exactly is "light snuff"?

Oh man I think this hellhound reached criticality

>>41005824
Things like bone broth and jello

>>41005818
Apparently the loli stuff is a real deal breaker to a lot of people.
>>41005824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj2jskaOSyw
It was this.

>>41005852
Succumagic is boring, it's all about sex.
At least they make sure their spellcasting visually looks impressive.

>>41005873
Normalfags are too insectoidal to count as people.

>>41004169
>Be Anon
>see all the petals
>blood red petals
>blood red
>all over the floor
>like whoever was dropping the petals was moving across the floor towards the door from the bedroom
Ohshit, she's accidentally killed an Alraune Hooker...
...again
>Anon goes back out to the car, gets the plastic sheet, rope, and shovel out of the trunk

>>41005999
Watch out everybody, second best girl coming through!

One of the lesser known kunoichi tactics is to challenge their target to a game of chess, usually under the pretense of being impressed by her victim's intelligence. Of course, target, flattered and lulled into false sense of security, thinks that it's going to be an easy win.
What poor soul doesn't know is that all kunoichi are adept as adept at strategy games as they are at doing insane feats of arcobatics. So target gets kunoicheckmated rather quickly.

>>41006030
What if I pile compliments on her while we play? Like saying her outfit is really cool, her tail is cute, and asking if you can see her kunai? Will that distract her enough to let me win?

>>41006030
I'm gonna play footsie with her under the chess table

>>41006030
I know that I'm bad at chest but this allow the really rare tactic of flipping the table and jumping on the surprised enemy to rape her

I wanna sniff danuki breath

>>41006087
We know anon, you say it every thread. I will sell you as soon as the portal open to the first tanuki we cross

>>41006071
>I'm bad at chest

>>41006030
Forget chess, I challenge her to a game of Risk! Everyone knows ninjas are pansies and can't handle direct confrontations!

>>41006124
Thank you, fren. Just please make sure that in the contract she's obligated to let me sniff her breath on an hourly basis

>>41006129
And not drinking while writing. Smart cow is a dumb cow

Cursed collar that forces the wearer to the ground at the verbal command "sit girl!"

Imagine using this on a hellhound.
Imagine using this on an anubis.

>>41006177
>spoiler
she'd do it regardless

>ctrl+f
>no fox
>no mofu
our story begins with a young and shy fox, she had not a single friend but books and the four walls of her room. all of which were familiar to her. ah but she didn't read fiction, she read only books that could teach her about magic. for her age she could even put ancient shrine maidens to shame with her spells but with nobody she wanted to share it with nobody had any clue except for her parents
one day her parents had to take a long trip, knowing that she had to knowledge to care for herself, and that she had no interest in coming along, they let her stay behind.
however not even two days into their trip she ran into a problem. she had memorized all her books front to back, with nothing new to learn from them she would either need to sit in boredom for two weeks or get more books herself from the library... which her parents normally did for her.
filled with fear she approached the public space and quietly picked out a stack of knowledge rich books, all related to alchemy as thats what she had just started learning.
however on her way out the moment she dreaded arrived, she accidentally ran into someone else.
a human boy the same age and just as shy. while the two were trying to hopelessly stammer out apologies they noticed each other's books, both consist of non-fiction. so the two started talking for a while, he was more interested about history. talking all about mythical monsters and important figures... even a time before monsters were human!
our young fox noticed that when he was talking about ancient kitsune, he talked very highly their large and fluffy tails.
on her way home and for the next few days she thought nothing of it, but eventually noticed that alchemy possesses more potent and permanent transformation possibilities than spells. thinking about this she remembered how warm she felt with him, he was the only other person that she could feel calm around.
so she decided she would use her new alchemy knowledge to give herself tails just like ancient kitsune, she had construct fabrication magic so she had to means to perform alchemy, but many times in attempting to make a transformative brew the brew would explode right before her eyes.
two years later she finally perfected it, not letting her friend gain any hint about what she was doing.
drinking the brew she realized too late that it was too strong, each tail slightly bigger than her own body. but she was satisfied with the results, and her friend was very excited too
but as she grew so would her tails, when she stopped growing her nine tails would fill out a entire wall of a room if she was sitting near it
most others would be overly burdened by such tails and confine themselves to whatever room they were in the moment they encountered a normal door, but for someone of her strength she could just bend reality a little bit to make them slide right through, but she couldnt give herself the stamina to haul such a load around so she normally stayed around her house. just using her magic to manifest her dreams desires while not bothering with things such as shopping.
if she did have to leave for whatever reason she would just shove her tails into a pocket dimension, while leaving only one out for passerby to stare at in awe.
as for her friend, he obviously became her husband. while brushing her tails for hours on end he would constantly talk about his archeological endeavors

She is only 100 years old, stop calling her old or hag!

big girls!

>>41006218
For me!

>>41006212
>Calling monsters old, hags, smelly, and just generally bullying them
very good
>Watching them react to this by starting to cry
wait no

>>41006030
i thought she'd just cheat and attack me while i'm distracted by the boardgame. that'd be a more effective tactic

>>41006224
big girls for me and you, anon!

>>41006218
BIG

>>41006050
Embarrassed kunoichi is a force of nature, provoke her your own risk. There's a chance you'll get overdosed on lovey-dovey talk, cuddling and intense kissing.

>>41006191
It helps when she gets uppity and threatens you with a mummy curse

>>41006229
>i thought she'd just cheat
Unlke real women, mamono never cheat.

>>41006218

>>41006247
BIG is best

>>41004296
ideal eye type. ideal everything else, too.

>>41006287
I agree

>>41005861
Shes cute in the game. Not big on petplay, but I like her design a lot.

>>41006294
is this from that guy who showed up in the thread and drew something for like 50 people? i wonder where he is now. legend.

>>41006287
Oh Jeese Louise, that pic makes me go wild

>>41006273
The bestest girl

>these threads

Have sex with vampires.

>>41006350
There aren't enough doujins where vampires sexually drink blood.

>>41006350
I have a list of very specific requirements for a vampire.

>>41006346
Nice monster girl, faggot.

>>41006350
They're far too boring. Let Lich Chan introduce you to a far more exciting romp.

>>41006177
>she just sits on you

What monster girls would make good survivalists in an urban enviroment? I know its an overly specific question, but I would like some ideas.

>>41006359
Does this lady sell Ghouls?

>>41006376
Silly Anon. She sells husbands to Ghouls.

>>41006373
You don't use the command when she's above you, silly

>>41006375
Large mouse, beelzebub, devil bug, kobold, cu sith, and werecat

>>41006316
He didn't just show up, he's been around for a while.
https://twitter.com/altairlevega

horny gyarupire

>>41006381
Okay, would she sell me to violent Ghouls?
How do I make this happen if yes?

>>41006375
pigeon harpies

>>41006394
Horny vampires get way too zealous about their bloodsucking, do not let them near your neck.

>>41006387
Wish dude did a loli t-shirt for black harpy, whitehorn, and lamia

>>41006383
Like that’s going to stop ‘em.

>>41006395
you just gotta open the door Anon.

>>41006398
City or rural?

>>41006394
Who

Can you feel it anon?
The slight unease upon the wind
The distant sound of marching
The faint smell of disinfectant
A great Kiki warhost marches upon the world, and soon all will be cleansed

>Foolish human
>Did you really think I'd stand by and let you wither away like that?
>You really are a fool
>I have prepared accomodations that will ensure your survival
>You will partake
>I will use all the means at my disposal
>I will use force if necessary
>Because you are mine
>All that you are...all that you will ever be... belongs to me
In other words, dinner is ready.

I'm going to become an officer in the extremist army just so I can boss around monsters bigger than me and if they don't listen when I tell them to do menial tasks, I'll make them run or do pushups!

>>41006493

>>41006446
If she rides a horse, she has no remorse.
This evil wight will show the world her might.

>>41006481
Kikyo Seri from Yofukashi no Uta

>vampire tries to talk like a zoomer

>>41006529

While not MGE there is a doubt I have had in my mind for a long time. As we know, horny in females, settings like MGE aside, is dictated because of the capacity of the male to provide the best offsrpings. Which is why beauty (good genes), strenght and social status makes men attractive to women. We know that the offspring of a human and a Saiyan results in the hybrid having god tier potential compared to the rest of their species. If female Saiyans knew this, would they see human males as gigachads and reverse rape would ensue?

>>41006510
ENTER

>>41006501
>I keep telling you, I'm not withering away
>I'm just on a diet

We need to fight against arachnophobia.

>>41006529
>and shes from the time of the middle ages
i will need intense mental scrubing to remove this tramua

>>41006510
We need eros variants of every species. Hathor variants too.

Is there a monster girl FBI/CIA? I want to be taken to a monster girl CIA blacksite and reverse raped into submission and sent somewhere quiet with my new loving kunoichi wife.

>>41006590
Everyone knows people with arachnophobia secretly want to fuck spiders.

>>41006596
eros varients are probably pretty easy to do. make them more lovey dovey, make them pink, usually give them brown skin.

>>41006602
What if you dont have arachnophobia? I love spiders, and also love spider girls.

>>41006596
Yes

>>41006599
The sabbath does this on the side.

the dream

>>41006560
Scrub

>>41006628
Ah, nevermind then.

>>41006501
>Pitiful human
>Do not attempt to struggle
>There is no escape
>You have already concluded your daily tasks, professional, personal, and recreational
>The time granted to you upon this day has been consumed
>You are merely delaying the inevitable...the necessary...at your own expense
>And as the keeper, custodian, and guarantor of your existence...at my expense as well
>For the next 6 to 8 hours, your consciousness is forfeit to the base necessities of your lowly existence
>Confined as you are, draped in luxuries far beyond what you deserve...
>I urge you to be at ease
>I see it all all over you, from every angle
>It is inescapable
>Gaze into my myriad eyes
>Drink deep of my splendor
>And drift away
Bedtime

>>41006630
BIG FOX EROTIC

>>41006662
sometimes i think ms gazer is a bit full of herself

>>41006560
One of many underrated girls.

>>41006516
>>41006493
we don't have to fight! i stand for the kikishog alliance, because it's very sexy! one wife using the other, and you can never tell who's using who, that is the real stuff!
>kikimora asks shog to make a broom so she could clean the floors
>shog asks kikimora to lay in the shogbed so that it's warm when Master comes in
and other wonderful tales of cooperation! that's what makes life worth living!

>>41006683
Don't call her fat! you'll make her sad!

>>41006596
>eros Pyrow won't stop practicing valentine's day on you
please send help my mailbox cannot contain all the letters and my fridge is so full of chocolates i can't store them in their original heart-shaped boxes anymore

kunoichi are important

>>41006692
No. Kikimora and Shoggoth exist in a perpetual state of war. That is how it always was, how it is, and how it must be for the rest of time.

>>41006716
i refuse
now if you don't mind, i'll be off to enjoy my wives as they enjoy me and each one another, in bed.

Are fire safety videos like horror movies to pyrows?

>>41006599
I think the Demon Lord's Guard is noted to do some stuff like this in Side 1.

MSGK!
S
G
K
!

>>41006590
I'm doing my part.

>>41006602
That's not true I just want them out of my house and to stop biting me!

>>41006780
By attempting to produce adorable spiderlings?

>>41006780
I thought there was just a grey background until I realized it was her spider butt

>>41006713
for what?

>>41006848
holding their hands, espionage, cuddling with

>>41006848
infiltrating your house while you're at work
cooking you dinner for when you come back
cleaning your room and apartment whole because she forgot that she only has to clean her traces
there's probably more

>>41006862
>>41006867
nothing an elf can't do better

>>41006871
elves are clumsy tree hippies
kunoichi are trained professional clumsy, they have the skill no elf can match.

I am into muscle warriorgirls, so I will have to say no to spiders.

>>41006871
why would you compare them like this? every girl is valid and important.

Okay, okay, stop for a second.
You know that thing you were just about to post? That reply or whatever? You can still do that, but first, just find a picture of a spider and post that. It'll take, like, less than a minute. Just do it and continue with your day.

>>41006887
?

>>41006881
think again

she fomo'd on wancoin and she had to sell low
is there any sight as sorry as a broke nuki?

>>41006346
Kill yourself you gatekeeping faggot.

>The fluff, it calls to me

Don't Mofu
Open Inside

>>41006998
>gatekeeping
Did you mean to respond to the post resounding or am i in bizarre mgt?

>>41006934
For a jiangshi do I have to write something on her talisman in Chinese? Or can I just write it down in English and it'll work? Because I don't know how to write "birth no less than 30 daughterus with me" in Chinese.

>>41007028
Too late, I opened it. Now what?

I need a very deredere girl that is also really dominant.

>>41007113
So a girl who is AGGRESSIVELY affectionate?

Dhampirs

>>41006848
Seducing all of the military intelligence nerds before the main invasion so that the monster army knows all of their weaknesses.

>>41007113
I need a deredere girl with massive muscles.

>>41007174
finally
please just kill me

>>41007194
>You WILL father her children
>You WILL assist in raising them
And you VILL be happy.

>>41007217
Is she suppose to be notch?

>>41007217
Isn't this the succubus from monmusu wurst that does...that

>>41007227
Great scene except for the implied ending.

>>41007235
Wouldn't it make more sense for her to be hiding it somewhere lower?

borked the shading but still am trucking pon
https://files.catbox.moe/2ummjq.png

>>41005664
>you will be seen as a deranged lunatic attracted to mythological creatures.
I AM a deranged lunatic attracted to mythological creatures.

>>41005873
My deal breaker is flat asses

>>41007363
It's best you keep that to the thread where people understand.
Other people just don't get it. They'll never get it.

There's no fetish like the teacher fetish
She teaches you stuff, you teach her how to not be a lonely nerdy hag anymore

>>41007392
i really like that fetish alot, I would love a wock teacher teaching me all about sex as a young boy that knows nothing about it

>>41007370
Everyone I talk to already has a high enough powerlevel to understand or wouldn't care. I don't acknowledge the existence of people I don't know, they're not real.

>>41006628
The Sabbath radicalizes young men on the internet into becoming hag supremacists in order to justify kidnapping and grooming them into being the perfect onii-chan.

I want a muscular Ochimusha bodyguard waifu that gets increasinly passive aggressive and more flirty each day that I don't make a move on her.
Day 1:
>I will dutifully watch over your bedroom as you sleep, aruji-dono
Day 5:
>Ah, I was just receiving news from my friend Sashiko, she married her aruji-dono. It is very clear her aruji-dono DOES care for her. Anyways, I will go and stand there all night, all by myself, call if you need anything, aruji-dono.
Day 10:
>Aruji-Dono! From now on I will sleep with you for closer protection! *hops into bed and puts head in her chest as pillows* Remember that your protection is my #1 priority, I will not allow anyone to compromise your safety, not even yourself. And... you know how violent I can get when it comes to protecting you, right? *Says in cold monotone zombie voice*
Day 11:
>Dark aura covering Ochi
>Oi... human. I am sorry, but I have not been protecting you correctly. Did you know the safest position is to literally be joined to your bodyguard? I will correct this mistake starting this night, take your clothes of please.
>I don't think it is nec-!
>Cuts clothes to shreds like if she was a Mantis
>You know I don't negotiate when it comes to your protection, right? Get into bed.
>B-but...
>Get. Into. Bed. She says while grabbing the bed's wooden frame with enough strenght to make cracking sounds and a glare as cold as ice.

I can't sleep it's too hot and my bed is too warm. I need bedsheets/blanket that can stay cold.

>>41007144
not him but yes

If they existed, what would be your reply for your friends or family calling you out for marrying a monster girl instead of a "real woman"?

>>41007659
The only issue mine would have is the "demon" memery nonsense about them.
And I'd tell them that, monstergirls are meme demons not real demons.

>>41007659
My parents would be okay with it as long as I got her to go to church. Deep down monsters are all about family values so I think most boomers wouldn't have a problem with it after the initial shock.

>>41007659
None of their business.
Not that it would happen because I have no friends and my family would be glad that I got a wife and that I'm not gay.
Also captcha says 4RATA.

>>41007659
Report them to the Eros Cult/Federal law enforcement/4mon.
They will come to understand what is best for them.

>>41007659
My mom wouldn't care as long as I'm happy and she has grandkids.

>>41007678
I am pretty sure my mom, which is the only living relative of note whose opinion would have weight, would class monster girls with things like gays, lesbians and "new sexualities" and oppose them because of that, I think these people would be harder to convince than people that would oppose them on religion or "family values", which is ironic.

>>41007697
What if I ask that awoo officer if I can feel her bicep?

>>41006350
Yeah, they are built for sex.

>>41007659
>a post-portal world
>implying monsters haven't already infiltrated all echelons of government, corporations, and society at large
>implying that 24/7 propaganda isn't constantly projected to the demoralized masses
>implying that any remaining dissenters haven't already been traced, tracked, and eventually marked for re-education by an agent of the Ministry of Love that watches their every move
I notify my handler (now-turned wife) of my friends and family's bigoted and backwardly views and let the Ministry of Love handle the rest, like any good citizen of the New World Order would.

Writefags what MG story are you most proud of?

>>41007785
>"Wadurmelin!"

>>41007659
I really don't think anyone would have any right to complain. A lot more racism than expected, most likely. Old people are pretty racist when it actually affects them.

>>41007659
My parents would just be happy that I finally have a girl and they'll get more grandkids.

>>41007812
i feel like being able to get your youth and vigor back might be game changer.

>>41007817
Most of them would be married so assume that won't really spread for a couple of years of direct contact with incubi and monsters.

>>41003721
A demon realm, but its a Battle Royale map. Imagine Monstergirl Marines and Infantry, order Spec Ops or even soldiers from non-aligned states dropping and parachuting off various planes. And landing on numerous locations throughout the map with big names visible on them. Which faction would you root for?

Also maybe for balancing and fairness sake. The only monstergirl operators for the Demon Realm Military are Lizards, Salamanders and Dark Musketeers.

Foxes only want one thing and it's disgusting.

>>41007659
My fairly religious mother would probably be torn between me being happy and my wife being a goddamn Hellhound.
So she’d probably think I was being mind controlled or some shit for quite a while.

>>41007817
if super viagra hits the market word's getting around quick. old people fuck

>>41007659
It doesn't really matter what they think since they'll all be converted as well
Radical faction is 100% correct on this
If portal happened first thing I would do is
get my mother to be transformed one way or the other
My parents have gone through hard shit and honestly they deserve the mge ending more than me

Are there any human rights in mamono society? Sure, rape isn’t seen as an issue, but is genuine torture and disfigurement outlawed? Where do governments send humans who have been blinded or crippled?

Anon, you forget greila and her sabbath exist, right?

>>41007847
It can get interesting depending on your wife.

>>41007876
mamano doesn't necessarily cure everything if it doesn't negatively impact sex. merse's eye, for instance.

>>41007846
I also want that.

>>41007659
I think they would be calling me out for both having three wives and them being way bigger than me. But them being monsters would also make them a bit upset but I would imagine My mom and Pops would get over that quickly
>>41007885
the thing is if the person wants to be cured, those monsters can cure them. They specialize in healing and curing people. Its what they do

>>41007885
You think all of Greilia's research amounts to mana injections?

>>41007870
>one man responsible for the bringing about of the portals
>only opens on the island of Japan and for the Japanese
Another finger curls on the monkey's paw.

>>41007879
What's the best way to tell this hound I don't want to go to bible study?

>>41007659
If anything, my mom would be proud if I brought home a dragon girl. That said, I'd still have to deal with the silence from a certain holy roller in the family and my only friend who would resent her for taking away time I should be spending with him.

>>41007659
It'll be fine, thank god hellwans aren't actually nigs.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100764670

>>41007659
>She's a white woman!
>No mom, she's a wight woman!
that sort of stuff cracks my mom up, so she'd be fine after that.

>>41007940
Always nice to see more melon MG art.

Be real with yourselves. Zipangu would have alot of horny middle-aged white men sex tourists traveling to Zipangu in hopes to have Compensated Dating with Zipangese JKs. Yes, I am talking about (You) guys. You are the aging Western weaboo middle aged men who'll flood Zipangu to sleep with Zipangese High School Girls. Be it Monstergirl OR Human High School Girls.

>>41007918
There is a sliding scale or what will pass and dragon girls are high up it. Siths and kobolds would probably get a really high pass too but the ones that don't look like pets like giant spiders that can't fit into houses won't be accepted very easily.
Kobold wife is a cute alien. Kraken wife might lay eggs in your brain.

>>41007953
Nah
I'd probably be the guy to wander into a forest and get eaten by a demonbeast.

>>41007953
>plane gets delayed due to increase in thunderbirds nearby
>get succed in the waiting area, cancel trip
this is fine

>>41007968
I'm breaking security and running out onto the tarmac to get a Thunderbird's attention.

>>41007961
>Kobold wife is a cute alien. Kraken wife might lay eggs in your brain
So would that make amazons, hellhounds, and manticores some kind of midground like a yautja or something?

>>41007968
>cancel trip
>not bringing your new wife on your trip-turned-honeymoon
its like you don't even love your random succ wife

>>41007995
I don't think anyone would make a fuss over amazons. manticores might depending on if they look really scary or like cute fluff monsters

>>41007980
>sprinting out onto the runway and frantically waving your arms like a madman at the Thunderbird's high above in the stormclouds as security sprints after you

>>41007998
i didn't buy two tickets. maybe there's an eros sponsership

>>41008005
I feel like their tails might freak a lot of people out at first. And that's coming from someone who's into that shit.

>>41007953
I would most likely take a shota potion that both reverts my physical age and mental age but lets me retain my memory then go to the place where the monsters that steal kids that are alone live and just walk around that town

>>41008010
>find a pink booth with big hearts all over it
>see sign that says "Trade in single ticket for two! New couples only!"
>even has a little chapel to marry you
>attended by a genki cupid that also doubles as a priestess for marriages
eros works in wondrous ways

>>41008018
Stick your hand in, feel how soft it is. Stop worrying.

>>41007968
I'd try to go dragonia and see if they have a little zipangu

I've finally figured out the way to defeat a hellhound. You reach up and uncross her bangs. If they're straightened out instead of that x shape then they lose all their supernatural strength and rowdy dominance.

>>41008086
Anon no that's the seal

>>41008098
re-cross the bangs

>>41008115
You are saved.
For now.

>>41008098
No, it can't be. Look at that wan her fire is going dim meaning she's open to finally being obedient!

>>41008119
Nah, she just an old auntie wan

>>41008098
Does she go super Wan if she's unsealed?

>>41008151
yes

>>41007659
honestly doubt theyd care. i can see my mother being slightly unsettled but generally speaking theyd be ok with it. i know my stepmother wouldnt like it if i was dating an alp, but i doubt i would anyway.

>>41007953
im not a weeb, why would i go to zipangu? fuck japan

>>41003721
>"Thank you for being able to handle that monster child 'under your care' for so long without it killing you with its monstrous instincts. But you've done your purpose, hand us over that monster child. I understand, not everyone has the guts to do the right thing. In the name of The Chief God, hand over that monster child so I can bash its skull in, burn its body, I will handle it. Then I will begin purifying this area of demonic taint and will accept your confessions of sins."

What is the extent of a cheshire's teleportation ability? Is it a large but limited area or can they just go anywhere they want?

man, demons are great. i love sinning. sloth demons are so cozy, and wrath demons make me feel safe.

>>41008173
>DNF duel
fucking trash. leave. get a better game.

>>41008157
>tfw no goofy hellhound neighbor to play dbz with as kids

>>41008177
they just go invisible and run somewhere else real fast

>>41008177
Cheshires can teleport anywhere, but only when no one is looking at them. Like superpositioning or some shit.

>>41008190
why are you engaging with the strange man? he's strange.

>>41008184
arch demon who's dating a human boy who believes the best about her, so she can't act like she normally would

>>41008184
I'm selling my soul to multiple demons so they have to fight in court over who has the strongest claim

>>41008204
he has shit taste in fighting games, and shit taste in characters. she was literally the most dull, unlikable character in a cast full of dull, unlikable characters in a D tier fighting game redeemed only slightly by looking pretty. not even going to read whatever shit he typed. not until he posts a decent girl from a decent game. like if hes gonna post a human, he could at least post someone like juri, or i-no? or maybe at least a technically-not-human-but-damn-close like jack'o or ramlethal. fuck i cant believe i wasted 60 fucking great british dollars on that trash. fuck dnf duel. shit roster. shit game.

>>41008209
>arch demon tries to summon a world ending demon
>anon pokes his head into the garage and tells her that he loves her
>arch demon quickly destroys the summoning circle and laughs nervously while saying I love you too
cute romcom

>>41008184
>Sloth demons laze around with you and encourage you to stay inside cuddling all day
>Gluttony demons serve you the greatest foods immaginable, and grant you a boon that lets you keep eating without ever getting full or fat
>Envy demons are super yandere, and can create a world of just you and them, so she'll never be jealous again
>Pride demons take your relationship super seriously, making sure everything about it is better than anyone else's could ever possibly be
>Wrath demons are super strong and super protective, with a habbit of getting angry when you make self depricating jokes
>Greed demons keep you all to themself too, but replicate themself so you can indulge in the greed of a harem of many
>Lust demons can appeal to any kink with absolute ease, and will do it very well. guaranteed to give you a new kink, too.

>You can do it anon!

>>41008239
>he completes the ritual by accident
>it’s her still single aunt

>>41008278
but packing is SO BORING

>>41008282
>she thinks her aunt still wants to destroy the world
>she really just wants to party and find a husband

sleeping with your head on the shoulder of a holst while a mino sleeps with her head on yours

>>41008278
You're right; I CAN eat all my painkillers tonight and never wake up!

>>41008337
>aunt tries to take anon to go party it up
>arch demon holds anon back because she fears aunt will eat him
>anon is just glad to feel wanted

>>41008358
>anon goes to one of those demonic ritual parties with her aunt
>gets hammered

>>41007659
I feel like my parents would be too busy trying to figure out why she keeps disappearing and reappering every few seconds.

If my wife dies and gets raised as a zombie do I have to marry her again?

>>41008385
>aunt finds partying isn't so fun when she gets home and gets lectured by arch demon
>has to help contain anon's drunken shenanigans as he gets into the wine cabinet to continue the party

ded

>>41008561
I just got back from a miniature war game and am taking it easy/weight lifting.
Cut me some slack.

>>41008561
not ded

>>41008435
>Anon manages to strip both demons and is about to fuck them but fall asleep
>He then teaches Aunt how to game
>Aunt upgrades to be neet gamer aunt

Ruh Roh!

>>41008624
i wish to make much love to the old 8ft tall ghost, also I have a feeling I would end up having one since I only had a single person that would tend to be there. Imagine having one as a freind while you had none
fuck im lonely

>>41008561
Just how I like my women

>>41008592
That's adorable

You a foxfucker?

>>41008733
I can safely say I have never fucked a foxgirl

>>41006509
You know if you really look at her, Dark Knight is fucking thicc even compared to most monster girls.