/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It would be like going to pooshlmer.

>don't make any Master Spark gags when you cum-- She's heard them all before
What a slut.

Reimu on the other hand is a stick in the goddamn mud. She is going to be so damn uptight about everything that, by the time she loosens up and starts to enjoy yourself, more than likely you're gonna be about done already. And don't think she'll forgive for it, either. You might be better off just tying her up and telling her what to do, rather than let her run the show-- you won't get anywhere with her in charge.

Quality topic.

>>4099180
I'd put my stick in her mud

Marisa fucks like a tiger.

Let's start off with this one.

Komachi obviously doesn't expend a whole lot of energy working, so don't be surprised if she's got energy to spare. She's got a real mature, curvy body, and she's proud of it. Proud enough that she might just be one of the few willing (and capable!) of giving you a titjob. Not that they're all that great. Expect to hear from her afterwards, too: she's pretty lonely. All in all, a very good lay.

>>4099199
Feels good.

On the contrary, this Touhou does the fucking in the sex

>>4099201
>lonely
>grim reaper

Keine;

Feel safe; in case you mess up it just wouldn't have happened.

TOUHOU HIJACK

SATELLITE HIMAWARI IS MY FAVORITE SPELLCARD

Maybe it's just the neighborhood I live in, but I don't really know all that many homicidal maniacs, so this is gonna be mostly speculation. If you manage to catch her fancy at all, she is going to be yandere to the MAX about it. You probably shouldn't expect to be leaving after you're done, but if you're trying to bed Flandre in the first place, that's probably exactly what you want. As for the sex itself, she's had 500 years alone with her dirty little mind to think about what she'd do to you. Her imagination is likely going to run away with the both of you. In fact, even if you don't do anything wrong, there's a pretty good chance you'll end up dead anyway.

Anyone else in /jp/ repulsed by the thought of sex?

>>4099220
>Touhou hijacking a Touhou thread

>>4099225
I don't even want to have sex with 2D characters.

A long, lasting relationship with Reimu, filled with hugs and kisses, yes.

Sex, not really.

Shikieiki next?

HOLY FUCK EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE ANYONE? There's more reasons than just the obvious that Reisen won't look you in the eye during sex. This bitch has got more hangups than a telemarketer during Thanksgiving dinner. There is almost absolutely no way either of you are going to come out of this satisfied. On the plus side, she's got a dynamite body and she has a pretty modern outlook on things, so don't be surprised if she's willing to try some kinky shit. Just, again, she'll probably fuck it up and either run away or spend the whole damn night crying and apologizing.

>>4099243
Reisen's the sort you'd be better off just cuddling with, huh?

Stop this madness! Touhous must remain pure!

>>4099239
You're pretty gutsy.

Also, the OP sounds like one of those people that laugh at their own jokes, even though they suck ass.

Marisa probably fucks like a dude. She would only care about her own pleasure. No cuddling, just hard, passionate fucking until she comes, and then you'll be kicked out of bed and she'll light up a pipe as you cry from all the shame.

Optimistic, mature, and more than pleased to interact with anyone who doesn't treat her like garbage. This girl is probably the most eager to please in the entire cast, at least without being an emotional wreck about it. She's a little too passive to take the reins herself, though. If you're expecting to bed her, think about endurance training beforehand: She's got the stamina to last all night and then some, and she'll be disappointed if you can't keep up.

i fucking love shrinemaiden

I am entertained..go on.

xD

>>4099267
Shrinemaiden > /a/

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO TROLL A TOUHOU BOARD

What's sex?

>>4099261
To make the story simple, just rape her.

>>4099271
Why don't you head to /b/ or /a/? I guarantee you'll be even more entertained there.

>>4099243
Or maybe she'd want it, but as you gaze lovingly into her eyes... oh shit, you forgot where to put it! How can that even happen? Where am I? Is the wallpaper moving????
@_@;;;

>>4099256
>Also, the OP sounds like one of those people that laugh at their own jokes, even though they suck ass.
This is more true than you might think

Her job- no, her existence is dedicated to separating rights and wrongs. Which means that when she's off the clock, everything that's wrong is oh-so-right with her. At least, to an extent. Get out the bondage rope, (they better be silk), the ballgag, (you have to buy a new one each time), and the bullwhip, ("If you hit me TOO hard with that I swear to God you are so gonna be Guilty."), because tonight's going to be the night she gets all that repressed perversion off her chest. HER way. She likes to stay in charge even when she's the one tied up. Oh, and speaking of her chest, don't mention it. She's sensitive about it.

>>4099279
true, unless shrinemaiden goes all "kubo is epic troll"

I bet sex with Kogasa would be surprisingly good

>>4099301
I recall /jp/ going "ZUN is epic troll".

>>4099302

Ohohoho

Do Youmu.

>>4099220
Personally, I prefer Jellyfish Princess, if solely for the name.

Satellite Sunflower is pretty neat too, though.

>>4099310
not as much as /a/

In normal life she manages to keep her composure fairly well, but in bed, you are going to get a taste of her true self. And that true self is SPOILED FUCKING ROTTEN. Everything has got to go HER way, and if you don't live up to her unrealistic expectations, you can expect to be thrown in the basement with Flandre and forgotten about. On the plus side, if you're in bed with her to begin with, you're already doing something right. A high-class lady like her has got some high-class standards, too, so don't even bother if you aren't the best of the best. She'll also be offended if you ask for play biting. She's a light eater after all.

Do Yuuka

>>4099314
I wish I could

>you can expect to be thrown in the basement with Flandre
I'm ok with this.

>>4099293


Was not expecting that.... I dont think I ever thought of her as sadistic like that.

>>4099341
That's not sadism, that's masochism.

Kawaii chibis!

>>4099314

Completely detached through the whole experience. Definitely a bottom, expect to be thrusting away on top of her only to have her not moving, staring at you dispassionately, making barely audible grunts as the only indication she's feeling anything. She'll say something politely complimentary once you finish and you won't be quite sure if it was to spare your feelings, or if she genuinely enjoyed it.

Myon would definitely tickle your balls, though

Yuka's about what you would expect:
I hope you like getting tied up. And whipped. And beaten. And pistolwhipped. And every other kind of whipped. You aren't going to come out of this with just bruises. Yuka is as sadistic as they come, and if you're into pain, she's your girl. She's wise enough to know when to stop, though. Hedonistic enough to actually have some real sex inbetween the lashings. And polite enough to let you get off, too. That is, if you call her Mistress.

>>4099373
This really sums up everything I was going to say about her, anyway. Have a Youmu in the thread motif.

Fuck, just stop posting.

How about Patchouli?

>>4099394

I bet you fags aren't going to be quite so quick to label "WHICH TOUHOU WOULD YOU FUCK" threads as being /a/ shit now, eh?

Ugh.
I love her to death, but Cirno is quite possibly the worst fuck in all of Gensokyo.
Take everything bad about doing it with a virgin, and none of what's good about it. (At least, after the first time.)
She's childish and has WAY unrealistic expectations. She's going to come out of this unhappy, and if she's unhappy, she's going to make DAMN sure you are too. She doesn't really have the sense to know when enough is enough, either. The two things she does have going for her are enthusiasm and self-esteem; although she's going to be sullen for the rest of the night if you don't act completely smitten for her as she struts her toddlercon body around. And to top it all off, it'll be uncomfortably cold.

>>4099404

My kind of girl.

>>4099397

Her heavy breathing isn't an indication that you're the best lover she's ever had, merely that she doesn't usually exert herself this much. Before she collapses from exertion though, don't be surprised if she awkwardly tries something incredibly kinky (from a book she'd read, of course.)

Expect to hear "Mukyu!" when she comes.

>>4099399
Oh, Arc, so you're the one posting this shit?

>>4099410

That picture of Yami gets to me every time.

>>4099414
>Her heavy breathing isn't an indication that you're the best lover she's ever had

But I'm the only lover she would have had because Patchy is pure.

Patchouli is a double edged sword. When you first get her into bed, you might be surprised at the fact that she FUCKS LIKE A TIGER IN HEAT GODDAMN. She's a completely different person in the bedroom. It's counter-intuitive, but it makes sense when you consider the second part of that. She's only got 10, maybe 15 minutes before the asthma and anemia kick in, and when that happens, show's over. Naturally she's gonna want to make what time she has count. And if you still manage to cum before her, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

>>4099433

She summons incubi and tentacled monstrosities when she feels horny.

Don't kid yourself. Patchy's gone beyond slut - her very existence is tainted.

>>4099416


Hell no. I'm busy educating /k/indergarten /k/ids on the empires of Africa. I haven't got time for this shit.

She poops. A lot.

>>4099444

XD

This is a sad thread that makes me feel sad for reading all the way through it.

>>4099404
Well, at least I'd try my best to make her happy, that way she won't give me the cold shoulder.

I dunno why everyone here is telling you to stop posting these, they really need to chill out, I think this thread is really 'ice.

Don't leave me out in the cold, post one for Letty. Surely we have enough room, to cut the fat and get to the point.

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>>4099436
what a bunch of sluts

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>>4099171

samefag

>>4099458

lolno.

>>4099171

Request regarding Nazrin, plox.

>>4099414

>>4099458
>>4099459
samefag

>>4099459
>>4099464

samefag

>>4099469
>>4099470

Can you please leave this thread? We're trying to have a discussion here.

Don't like it, LEAVE.

>>4099469
>>4099470
samefag

>>4099469
>>4099470

haha what a loser samefag

If you've got a penis, this probably doesn't apply to you. More specifically, if you're not Marisa, this probably doesn't apply to you. But for the sake of being at least somewhat comprehensive, we'll cover her anyway.

Alice is going to treat every night with you like she's falling in love all over again. She's as hopeless as romantics come. It's never just "sex" to her, it's always "making love". This isn't a bad thing though, as it means she'll be incredibly eager to make sure it's as important to you as it is to her. She'll never say no to anything as long as it's another way for the two of you to become one. Don't leave before she wakes up in the morning though, or you'll break her heart all over again.

wow. this is one of the best threads i've seen on /jp/ in ages. keep up the good work op!!

OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME FUCK IT HURTS PLEASE GOD STOP OH JESUS JUST KILL ME PLEASE IT HURTS SO MUCH

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>>4099474
samefags

>>4099473
>We're trying to have a discussion here.

Thread's stupidity just went from irritating to amusing.

>>4099479

This is why I hate fandom. ALICE ISN'T A MOEBLOB YOU DICKFAGS, SHE'S A TSUNDERE SLUT WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT MARISA IN THE SLIGHTEST.

LOOK AT ALL THE DIALOGUE SHE'S HAD IN THE GAME AND PROVE ME INCORRECT.

>>4099486
Fuck off OP.

>>4099498
She'd make delicious angry sex then.

It's unfortunate, but this is just a bad idea. Drunk sex has its perks sometimes, but when you're dealing with with an intoxicated girl who could tear your arms off on accident, you're really better off staying away. I mean, if you're immortal or something, then go for it. In which case, what will be awaiting you is actually quite the sweet, affectionate girl underneath the booze. Protip: She has a thing for doing it without the condom so you can climax inside her. No worries about babies.

>>4099498

The thing about tsundere is that, by the time you're in bed with one, she's already gone all the way into deredere mode. Or do you really expect her to say "I'm not straddling your crotch b-because I l-like you or anything, i-idiot!"?

>>4099522
But Suika's a little girl. She doesn't have her period yet.

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>>4099550
Hitagi is an exception.

>>4099534

A bit of a shyster, this one. Don't think you'll be the one on top, since you aren't quite at his level yet. Just sit back, enjoy the ride, and try to ignore all the illusions that follow. Before climax, you'll have to roll a dice, and the one with the higher number gets to climax first.

You'll always be second.

>>4099563

haha, oh wow

>>4099498
Hey faggot. Guess what? No one gives a shit. Seriously.

>>4099571

Alice does, if you know what I mean.

Yuyuko's all about having fun. How much fun, exactly, you can have with an incorporeal being is something best left up to the parapsychologists. She's a laid-back, easygoing sort and that nature carries over to the bedroom. She's also one hell of a tease, so don't expect to be getting there any time soon. It's very important to her that she not deny herself one of life's few pleasures she can still enjoy, though. Jokes aside, there's no evidence of a food fetish here, although she'd probably be willing to try anything once. Or more than once.

>>4099534
The thing about tsunderes is that they're all stupid fucking cunts.

>>4099577

Honestly, can we quit with the scat jokes already?

She'll get you off, but abandon all hopes of not being thrown out into the Hakurei shrine garden, ass naked, with your dignity in shreds.

If she doesn't blindfold you or tie you up and do demeaning things, it's because she's planning to gap your dick into your own ass and/or make you bukkake yourself on climax. Best of all, she'll just alter the border between you hating it and loving every fucking second of it and begging her for more, and make you her smitten little bitch slave.

>>4099563

Get the fuck off.

>>4099563

This is the best post in this entire thread.

>>4099577
Well, yeah. You're right.

The best sex you've ever had and ever will have, since you'll be dead of radiation poisoning a day or so afterward.

>>4099591

Suwako understands and appreciates every little miracle of life, not the least of which being copulation. If you're lucky enough to swap body fluids with this being of infinite wisdom, you're in for something special. She knows more about your body than you do, and she'll put that knowledge to good use. After a night with her, you'll be touching yourself in places you wouldn't have believed actually feel THAT good beforehand. Thankfully, she has the good judgement to not make it so incredible that you'll shun every other lover to just pine for her.

It feels like being lured into what seems like consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off before the floor drops away and tentacles start writhing around in your stomach. And that's only the beginning. And when it's all over, you're deposited into a dumpster, frothing at the mouth and babbling insanities like the character at the end of The Jaunt.

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>>4099606
Oh my fucking lord, so there's actually more than one person participating in this.

>>4099606
>like the character at the end of The Jaunt.
Good short story.

>>4099591
>>4099606
these, seriously. She strikes a balance between being an elegant, sensual woman and Cthulhu in a bonnet.

>>4099606
So like giving Cthulhu head, then?

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>>4099618

Border between class and depravity.

>>4099606
So like getting head from Cthulhu, then?

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>>4099612

I would've thought that was obvious. I think there's actually more anons on top of the OP who posts chibis with every post.

She's more of an animal than you might suspect.
At first, you might think she's just completely uninterested. But then, as one special week dawns, she turns into a MONSTER. Like any cat, her powerful estrus is going to dictate that you and her go at it at least eight times a day, if not in a row. She's got tons of energy, too, and there's nothing more frustrating for her than a mate who tires easily. But she's got plenty of things up her sleeve to encourage you along. Her tails, for example? The things she can do with them...

Fucking awesome thread.

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On a side note...
OP is mostly right about Marisa. She'll be energetic in bed.

>>4099666

Read Chen's post. Really, it's a theme with these animal shikigami. Where Ran differs is that, well, she does her best to keep her dignity. She frowns upon things like what Chen would desperately do to keep your Private standing at attention. And there's where it gets good. Ran is a lot easier to torture than Chen in this way, and the catharsis of seeing her hit the breaking point and drop the facade will be almost as good as the sex itself. Well, not almost. Not nearly as good as the sex.

>>4099672
I think sex with Ran is the best sex!

keep going, fags

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>>4099612
Here's a hint: all the posts from the OP have accompanying character pictures in the same chibi style.

Do Rinnosuke.

This is absolutely the worst thread on /jp/.

Best thread I've seen in so fucking long.

Keep it coming :)

Absolutely mind-blowing oral technique. It's like she knows what feels good and goes right at it, then teases you at the edge until you're about to burst. She's pretty shy and conservative about everything else though. As soon as I ask for blindfolds, handcuffs, toys, she says "No," right away.

Also, she's got a cat and bird in the room. I don't mind a little exhibitionism, but these animals just stare at you the whole time. A little creepy.

There's something special about doing it with a girl who can toss you around one-handed. The way she loves picking you up by your neck from whatever you were doing, carrying you effortlessly to bed and holding you down while she has her way with you, being into rape fantasies is a plus. She's a lot better at controlling her monstrous strength than Suika, too. However, she's also a lot more sensitive. Offend her at your peril; you don't want to end up looking like Riki-Oh just got done with you.

>>4099683
Do it again, Chen!!

She'll surprise you right before you're about to cum, denying you an orgasm. This can go on for hours, until your dick is raw and red and you she hasn't even let you cum once.

archive this shit!!!

>>4099693

so bad you just had to post in it.

Face it, you got hard after reading some of these and are now stroking yourself frantically looking at your touhou image folder.

>>4099710

That is very, very hot.

sticky this shit moot xD

Versatile, elegant, happy to please and stunningly beautiful: Sakuya may very well be the best lay in all of Gensokyo. In fact, one of her only downsides is that there's no good logical way for her to apply her abilities to lovemaking. (And she WILL take offense if you ask.) The more significant downside, though, is that she's not particularly interested in getting it on. She's a career girl, if you call being a maid a career. (She does.) Not only does it make getting into her pants harder than climbing a mountain, that lack of enthusiasm carries over. On the other hand, it also means that you shouldn't take it personally when she doesn't want much to do with you afterwards. She wouldn't even if you were a fantastic partner.

>>4099698
Fun topic to wake up to, far more so than the rest of the crap /jp/ has had lately.

>>4099736

I second this. Moot, do it. Nao.

I'm fat and my goal is to be fatter than anyone else

I am amazed, AMAZED that nobody in this thread has mentioned Aya yet.

Her pussy seems to get hotter with every thrust. But it's not just your imagination, she's inadvertently fusing your precum with her juices. Just when it seems so hot your dick will melt like a candybar in the sun, she finally orgasms. However, in her ecstasy she momentarily loses control of her powers and the heat of a million suns bursts forth from her pussy like the birth of a new universe. There's not even enough left of you for Orin to haul away.

ITT: Pubescent teens tell stories and circlejerk.

>>4099756

Or Sanae, for that matter.

>>4099760

Just to make this clear: A kappa's obsession with cucumbers doesn't mean they've all also got phallus complexes.

Nitori does, though.
You're going to feel like you're an idol in a cultist temple when you drop your pants. Her fascination is better for some than it is for others, because it means that her lips are probably going to spend more time down there than anywhere near yours. You probably expect never to ever have to say the phrase, "Okay, okay, enough with the penis already." But if anyone can make you utter it, Nitori can.

I support the Railgun hijack.

Koishi please.

>>4099756

That's because everyone already knows.

I like how the report button doesn't really do anything.

Wait, I don't like that at all!

Here.

GFTO, Railgunfags.

You found her in a back alley with a black eye. Her going rate was $60. You took her to an abandoned building that the hobos usually used to do drugs. She sat on the rotten mattress, which made an awful squishing sound as millions of maggots protested in unison. She took off her skirt (she didn't even wear panties, who knows if she even owned a pair). Her distended, discolored labia sloughed out between her legs. You made sure to pack your gap-powered condoms to keep a whole pocket dimension between your dick and her vile flesh. A pus-filled sac on her vagina ruptured as you stuck it in. She was very dry and her moans sounded like the dying whispers of a decaying building. She passed out afterward and you stole her purse.

Sanae strikes most people as a wholesome girl-next-door, and for the most part that's exactly what she is. A more subtle part of her being that will reveal itself to you as you become intimate with her is how in touch with her senses she is. She has the blood of a deity running in her veins, and as such, she's extremely sensitive. In every sense of the word. You will find yourself wondering if there is a girl in this world or any other that enjoys sex as much as Sanae. It's a win-win situation, as you don't have to be a sex god yourself to please her. But after you get done with her, you're certainly going to feel like one.

u mad, jones?

Can you do Tewi and Lily? I imagine Tewi to be a slutty horny bunny and for Lily to be deliriously happy during sex.

I CAN FEEL IT COMING

COMMAND CENTER, WE HAVE A PORBLEM.

Despite her graceful, royal, ladylike appearance, Tenshi is nothing but. Shes childlike and impatient. She loves to have fun, and her idea of fun is being raped silly. If you're into raping, this is the girl for you. She doesn't mind if you fuck her hard, choke her, slap her, beat her. She loves the pain. Her tears are that of pure joy and pleasure. She loves it when you cum deep in her, uncaring for her.

>>4099812
FAPPING SO HARD

PENIS PENIS.

PENIS PENIS INTO VAGINA, THRUSTFULLY PENIS FORCE VAGINA. TOUHOU MEME PENIS PENIS VAGINA. PENIS PENIS VAGINA.

http://www.touhou-project.com/
Consider going here instead.

>>4099693
I agree.

"Okay, get in here!" When you hear that, you enter the room to find a veritable temple to lovemaking. You can't help but think that Eirin must have had a hand in making those amorously scented candles. And Tewi herself is a magnificent centerpiece. She's waiting for you on the bed, on all fours, ass waving back and forth in anticipation. She's practically drooling at the thought of you. Incense dulls your perception a little bit, and before you know it you find yourself on the bed with her, engaging in foreplay of every kind. Finally, she loses the sheer nightgown she had on and whispers seductively "Now I'm going to show you what kind of girl I really am...!" as she produces a set of rope. You can't help but to let her have her way as she ties you to the bedposts. And as she stands on her knees above you, you can see her womanhood salivating. "Close your eyes" she says in a huskier tone than you're used to from her, and you comply. The bed shifts, and then nothing happens. After a moment you open your eyes to find that she's put her clothes back on, she's walking out of the room, and she has your wallet. God dammit.

thank you mods for deleting the spam ^_^

>>4099871
Tewi is a little slut.

>>4099871

>"Now I'm going to show you what kind of girl I really am...!"

Well, she did warn you.

>>4099871
>After a moment you open your eyes to find that she's put her clothes back on, she's walking out of the room, and she has your wallet. God dammit.

>>4099871
I admit I was aroused through that, and throughly angry at the end.

Hardly any of the girls listed are actually human, but Utsuho is probably the least human of them all, going by the way she acts. You're probably going to have a tough time explaining to her why she should want to have sex at all, much less with you. And once you do get into bed with her, her unique limbs are just going to get in the way. Believe me, it doesn't matter how imaginative you are, there's just not much use for a concrete footcast. But you won't be able to hold it against her; she's just a little sweetie at heart, once you look past the whole megalomania thing. All in all, mostly awkward and dim.

Everyone that isn't the OP, stop trying.

OP, if you could do Keine I would love you for a while.

Girls needed:

Daiyousei
Koakuma
Koishi

She wants to eat you. That's not a euphemism. Rumia is much more of a typical youkai than the rest of the cast in that she'd rather consume a human than bed him. If you manage to make it that far with her, though, you can feel reassured. After all, if she thought she could have killed you, she would have by now. All of this runs completely contrary to her manner in bed, which is quite affectionate and loving. She's among the most likely of all the girls listed to be a talker in bed, calling you delicious pet names and telling how how to make her feel good. Just don't let down your guard.

>>4099970

NEVER let her give you a blowjob.

Uses advanced toys.

>>4099970
Rumia <3

Hey, OP-kun, hey, OP-kun.
Why are all of your descriptions blatantly out of character?
And what's your obsession with being tied up?

Poor Koakuma has spent most of her life being sidelined and marginalized. imagine, then, her fluttering heart when she finds out that, out of all the beauties in Gensokyo, you want her. Almost immediately you will find her at your side at all times, eager to prove herself to you. In bed, too, she's eager to please. Perhaps a little TOO eager to please. The worst part of a poor self-image is that she'll be terrified of being cast aside again, and she'll be desperate to make you love her like you don't already do. But she's not nearly as fucked in the head of some of these girls. She just needs a little reassurance to help her become her true self, a self that will stare into your soul with those big red eyes and pledge to fulfill your every desire. Your greatest fear here is the Scarlet Devil Mansion suddenly missing a hardworking, if unremarkable servant.

Bump. Just bump.

>>4100024
perfect waifu right there.

>>4100024
<3

I can't believe how low you've sunk, /jp/.

I am fucking shocked.

Most "were___" characters fall into the stereotype of being mild mannered and meek in their normal form, and wild and uncontrollable when transformed. Keine deviates from this formula somewhat.

There's probably not much you can do to surprise her. Just from reading confiscated notes and such, schoolteachers have seen the best and the worst humanity has to offer. She's proud and unflinching in bed, never deigning to give so much as a squeal out of tone.

On the night of a full moon however, she becomes a different animal altogether. But probably not quite what you were expecting. It doesn't matter how many full-moons she's gone through, she still has trouble adjusting to all the new sensations of her very non-human body. In an intimate situation, she's actually quite afraid of what you can do to her and how you can make her feel. Don't let the tears bother you; She's definitely enjoying herself. She's just terribly embarrassed at the guttural, lustful moans coming out of her.

>>4100085
It's just one fag.

>>4100099
And the accompanying picture

This thread makes me hard.

>>4099992
>Hey, OP-kun, hey, OP-kun.
>Why are all of your descriptions blatantly out of character?
>And what's your obsession with being tied up?

But the OP only mentioned being tied up in Yuka's and Tewi's?

Think? She just wants you to think? Satori relaxes in front of you, her eyes twitching beneath the closed lids, her breathing starting to get deeper again. God alone knows what she gets out of doing this, but hey, it's very fun to watch "Mmm." She makes a happy little noise, mouth twisting into a hesitant smile. What to think about? You could fantasize about her again. No, no, that's a terrible idea. She's so naive! Such overt sexual thoughts about her would be too much. Last time was an accident. Right, you shouldn't think about those sorts of things at all, not with her rummaging around inside your head.
"Oooh!" Satori jumps like she just sat on something, giggling. But she keeps her eyes closed, her fingertips on your forehead. Yeah, thinking about stripping Satori would be a really bad idea. Gently easing her shirt back off her shoulders, revealing her collarbone and placing a hand on her smooth, supple stomach before reaching around behind her and unclasping her bra. "Oh!" You shouldn't think about kissing and nibbling her neck, before moving lower and sucking on one of her nipples, making her moan and twitch. "Oh, oh, mmm ..." Satori shifts closer to you, her other hand in her lap. You definitely shouldn't picture actually having sex with her, she's probably never experienced it before! And it's completely out of the question to think about your cock between her lips, sliding in and out of her mouth as she eagerly bobs her head back and forth, those huge pale eyes looking up at you. "Uuh!"

>>4100183
Even worse if you thought about cumming in her mouth, erupting inside her and having her lick every last drop from her fingers. "Oh, mmm, don't, uh ... stop." Certainly a bad idea to picture her on her back, legs open and waiting for you. The moan that would escape her lips as you take her for the first time with one swift thrust, slick with her own juices. "Oh god." Her face flushed red, her little hands against your back, her legs wrapped around you, pulling you deeper inside as she reaches orgasm. Throwing her head back and crying out so softly as you fill her inside. Yeah, that would be a bad idea. Don't think about it. "Uh! Ooooh." Satori practically collapses onto you all of a sudden, letting her hand drop away from your head. Her eyes flicker open as you catch her. "Hey, you okay?" You ask, confused. "What happened there?" Satori just stares at you, face flushed, mouth open, pupils dilated with pleasure. She blinks heavily and gulps before speaking. "More." She breathes.

"More what?" You ask. You didn't even work out what to think about yet! Satori's mouth curls into a smile. "More of that." She breathes, hands clutching your shoulders. More of ... oh! "Oh!" You say in shock. She saw all that? But you were trying to not think about it! "I'm sorry!" You say reflexively. Satori gently shakes her head, raising a finger and pressing it against your lips. "Shhh." She hushes you. "More."

If you plan to bed Nitori, you better be on guard for your anus, you better fucking watch out.

>>4100186
"You ... you like that?" You ask, dumbfounded.
Satori nods. "Very!" You don't quite know what to say. Is she just reacting to the passion of your thoughts, or does she actually want to do all that with you? "Did you see what I was ... um, thinking about?" You almost blush at the sheer graphic detail of what you'd like to do to her, at what she might have seen you thinking. Satori breaks into a huge grin, genuine and warm. "Yes!" "You-" "Shhh." She says again, just shaking her head and resting herself against you. She's small, thin and lithe and almost frail in your arms. This close, you can smell her hair, washed not long ago. She sighs and a hand snakes up your side, across your neck, finally coming to rest against your forehead again. "Ahh." Satori lets out a long, soft cry into your ear, shuddering a little against you as she closes her eyes. "Again?" You ask. "Mmhmm, one more time." She murmurs. This is too much, holding a quivering, gasping girl in your arms. You're rock-hard and more than a little flustered yourself, although thankfully, or sadly, Satori's thighs are to the side, not rubbing up against your erection. Upon second glance you notice her erection as well.

>>4100150

Lots of girls act like they've descended from on high and should be treated like the angels they believe they are, but not as many can back up that claim. Tenshi is going into this with you thinking that you should thank your lucky stars every day and night that this could ever happen to you. And to be fair, you should. She's a spectacular lover who isn't so proud as to not stoop to giving her partner pleasure as well. However, an easy way to get on her bad side is to in any way suggest, imply, or even hint that she is not God's glorious gift to you. She's as spoiled as Remilia with her decadent lifestyle, but unlike Remy who's just used to it that way, she believes it's her right to receive such treatment. One of those girls who you're ONLY going to be able to tolerate when you've got your dick in her.

>>4100183
>>4100186
>>4100192

someone give this anon a medal or something

>>4100192
>Upon second glance you notice her erection as well

OP here
Sadly, I have to cut this thread short as duty calls, not to mention I was straining my modest touhou fluff-powerlevel as it was. Here's the index I was ripping my pictures from, feel free to continue this thread however you wish. Happy fapping.

>>4100192

...Proceed.

None of these girls would fuck you if you can't 1cc lunatic anyway.

>>4100258

>>4100251

I would not object to >>4100192 continuing.

>>4099171

she'd also steal your shit when you were done.

Where's Mokou?

Give me another Aya.

Give me another Kogasa.

Give me some Mystia.

And some Byakuren too.

>>4100312

This thread feels like proof that /jp/ is officially the worst board for touhou out there now. Kind of depressing. It also seems like there are a bunch of people with woefully low standards for erotic fiction on /jp/.

>>4100402

It's also proof that /jp/ desperately needs new mod(s).

>>4100432

Youmu got a bad rap here. I think she'd be the kind where you'd have to be one in a million, but once you got her, she'd be by your side to the end. Strict and proper by day, she'd probably be pretty reserved in bed too, but willing to go pretty far with a bit of convincing beforehand.

>>4100442

>>4100432
New mods you say?!

>>4100467

Damn... I love Marisa. ;_;

>>4100479

>>4100283
Who says I can't?

WHATS IT LIKE FUCKING A YUKKURI

>>4100502

>>4100511
like fucking a tenga cup

>>4100519
Come on~

WHERE
IS
MOKOU?

>>4100547
look in your ass

>>4100543

(also looking for source on this if anyone happens to know)

>>4099756
sauce?

>>4100572
That might be Erakattane! Fran-chan!, by Yuki Kagerou.
*checks*
Yes, yes, it is. Page 17.

>>4100464
Sauce to this?

>>4100602
http://www.mediafire.com/?erfj2gudh3y

>>4100502
>>4100519
cannot unsee

>>4099812
Why would you write such a thing?

>>4100597
If you arent trolling me I love you forever

>>4100625
Reported.

At first I was slightly interested in this, but it turned out horribly off-character,
full of shitty memes and wannabe jokes, and on top of that just boring.

Proceed.

>>4100621
Thank you very much.

>>4100635
u seem mad.

>>4100635

>>4100652

>>4100649

Countering with epic video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebsR0L6gSxQ

>>4100192
>Upon second glance you notice her erection as well

interesting thread...

>>4099756
No one knows? D:

You guys have really given this a lot of thought, huh?

>>4100991
nvm, found it.
http://www.mediafire.com/?ydnqymz2mi4

Wriggle likes to do it with the lights on. :p

Suika's into polygamy?

Mokou is a strange one.

The act to bedding her is difficult, as how could you convince a woman who is roughly 60 times your age that you're anything important? She's long and since accepted the fact that she shouldn't get emotionally close to anything finite.
Once you get over her nihilism/cynicism of your mortal life, the next part would dissuading her thoughts from Kaguya day and night, before the relationship can even evolve.
Once you manage to do all that, in bed, she's very capable. As someone who's lived far too long, she
knows a lot about how to please herself and won't be the slightest bit hesitant to tell you how to do it, too.
As to be expected, she's quite masochistic, but this is not just from being immortal but from living so long that the sensations of pleasure and pain have blended together. If you don't mind the sight of her blood, she'll probably ask you to take a few armaments into bed.
She's quite capable of pleasuring you, as well, though. She's a master of the human body. She might take a few tries to see what you like and don't like, without waiting for your approval, though.
After sex, she'll be calm and a bit talkative. She has 1200 years to get off her chest, if you've gotten this close to her.
... Just don't forget how sad you're going to make her when you die.

This was a good thread.