/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm sorry, but I can't help not be surprised.

Boku no Pico

etc etc

Do it covertly.

Get the fuck out of there after meltdown.

For extra lulz, somehow break the dvd player whatnot so it can't easily be stopped.

shit is expected.
do what you will, and report back.

This thread is pretty blog-like in appearance.

Get the fuck out of that anime club.

>>409782

I'm not in it.

Night Shift Nurses.

Scat hentai would fuck up those weeaboos nicely.

>anime club
What were you expecting?

I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.

You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

>>409775
>my school
Underage b&

>>409789
this

also try to find some good tentacle shit

>>409811
Not OP, but in his defense, many colleges have anime clubs.

>>409813
No. Some of them might actually NOT be disturbed by it.

Go with scat or Boku no Pico.

>>409819

I would have recommended Boku No Pico, but OP said that Yaoi mangacows frequent the club.

>>409805
You're a 4chan level otaku, you say? Hrmph. I am a 2channel level otaku, and you are as far beneath me as narutards are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your torrents? My satellite dish is pulling down the latest shows while they air from motherfucking SPACE. By the time you even see the OP I've already fapped and smoked a cigarette. And the latest moeblob you fell in love with this season? Three years ago I played the game the show's based, got the secret harem ending, and came on her face. And her friends' faces. All at the same time. Twice. You keep waiting for your precious torrents. I'll be standing in line at Comiket, getting the real deal from the artist himself.

>>409816

And they are just as bad.

What's your point?

Heil hitler by the way.

>>409825
Crap. Uh.

Scat, lots of it. And guro too.

Urotsukidoji is the grandfather of all good anime.

Introduce them to F/SN (on the school computers) they will know what hit em.

Some blatant Newfag at my school who knew I surfed 4chan asked for a copy of the game not knowing what it really was, installed on one of the school computer and now is getting owned in deans office. I lol'ed all they way.

>>409811

OP here, high school, and I'm a senior, so no underage b&.

>>409827
You're a 2channel level otaku, you say? Hrmph. I am a mangaka level otaku, and you are as far beneath me as 4chan level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your bookstores? My pen is dishing out the latest stories while I think them up with my BRAIN. By the time you even crack the binding I've already signed a contract for the next one. And that h-game you played three years ago? I made my wife dress up as the lead and had sex with her for inspiration when I co-wrote it. I still have the manuscript for the bondage scene you'll never see. You keep waiting for your precious bookdealers. I'll be sitting in my studio apartment, making the real deal with my own hands.

>>409836

That's particularly amusing because they probably wouldn't know until hours and hours into the game that there's actually any sexual content. All that's necessary is for someone to report them before then...

>anime club
>school
There's your problem.

>>409841
and then the God one

>>409974
Ozamu Tezuka first

>>409845

You're a mangaka level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am a corporate bureaucrat, and you're as far beneath me as 2channel level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your new volume? I'm the one who makes it popular with my propaganda and viral marketing. By the time you even pick up that pen I've already contracted a better author. And that h-game you made last year after dressing up your lovedoll for inspiration? I was fucking a girl more beautiful than you could ever even hope to talk to. I still have the new serialization contracts you'll never see. You keep writing your silly books. I'll be sitting in my mansion, counting up all the money you've made me.

>>409775

Pani poni dash, DO IT FAGGOT I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER.

I'm a Gaia level otaku ^_^. I don't have to watch my anime from the TV. I buy the newest DVDs the day they are released and go to my sugoi anime club to watch it with my cool friends. The hot new series that begins to air next month? I knew about it a month ago from my secret source and already talked with the guys about how kawaii the lead girl will be. Go read the first volume of Inuyasha, I already know all the places in the internet where I can read hot fanfics of my fav bishies.

You keep thinking anime characters speak English and shit, I'll be wearing my Naruto headband and learning to speak Japanese so I can move to Japan when I graduate from high school. ^_^

>>410012

rage is maximum

>>410012
WEEABOO SIGN: PERFECT RAGE

>>410012
I lol'd.

>>410012

>>410012
Well played.

>>410012

The powerlevel posts in this thread are pretty amazing.

>>410460
nah, they're just old copypasta from /a/

>>409805
>>409827
>>409841
>>410005
>>410012
oh god, i lol'd. must've missed this copypasta before.

>>410012

loled and raged at the same time