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40970071 No.40970071 [Reply] [Original]

Which 2hu do you want to be?

>> No.40970145

Yuyuko. In the know, eats whatever she wants whenever she wants, incredibly beautiful.

>> No.40970190

>>40970071
None because I lose my penis and still cant fug 2hus.

>> No.40970316

>>40970190
but you get boobs and a pussy, 1 for 2
also who's to say rinnosuke doesn't sell futa pills

>> No.40970331

>>40970071
Sanae too, i guess

>> No.40970351
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>>40970071
You want to breast expand Sanae?

>> No.40970374

Tranny Thread

>> No.40970383

I'd be Tsukasa desu. Not a tranny or a homo btw.

>> No.40970389
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>>40970383
Forgot pic (it's me)

>> No.40970449
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>>40970383
>>40970389
If I were to kiss you on the mouth sloppy style after transforming into Chimata would you keep it a secret that we're both tranny homos?

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>>40970351
why of course why wouldn't I

>> No.40970473

I don't wanna be a 2hu, I don't want (you) to be a 2hu. 2hus are perfect beings that you will never be

>> No.40970481

>>40970473
I want you and only you to be a 2hu so you can live in agony knowing you've tainted something pure

>> No.40970516
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40970516

I want to be Hina!

>> No.40970542
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40970542

Might be a normalfag pick but I really see myself in Cirno, I'd do anything to become a cute fairy like her, being silly all day...

>> No.40970562

>>40970481
I will never be a 2hu, I hate to break it to you

>> No.40970586
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>>40970562
ooglgoo gloo glwaa goo hokuto no ken desu you shall become TWOHU!!

>> No.40970593
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>>40970449
I like the kissing part. Yes, I guess so!

>> No.40970621
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>>40970593
Good desu!

>> No.40971049

>>40970516
she's cute but her life is shit. everyone fears and ignores her because of her power, and I don't think she has any friend

>> No.40971113

>>40971049
So nothing would change except the cute part.
I'll take it.

>> No.40971177

>>40970071
I'd choose to be with a 2hu instead. If you hug a girl well enough you feel as if you've become one anyway.

>> No.40971180
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>>40971113
fair enough

>> No.40971291

>>40970586
Fucking idiot, I already said I'll never be a 2h- OH FUCK OH SHIT WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME AHHHHHH

>> No.40971390
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40971390

Would you rather get a paizuri from a boobhu or be a boobhu giving paizuri?

>> No.40971408
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40971408

Mokou.

>> No.40971425
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†††††††††

>> No.40971433
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40971433

Regardless of the result, i want to be Reimu.

>> No.40971540

>>40971291
Which 2hu did you turn into, anon?

>> No.40971719
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>>40971390
Be a boobhu giving Paizuri but don't tell anons, otherwise..

>> No.40971758

>>40971390
I'd like to try both, but paizuri to whom?

>> No.40971934
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>>40971758
Me! me!

>> No.40972132

>>40970071
None, I like being a man.

>> No.40972137

>>40971433
I'm Alice? Damn. Would rather be Meiling or Mokou.

>> No.40972162

>>40971540
Your favourite, I am sorry

>> No.40972167
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40972167

Me in white.

>> No.40972174

>>40972162
Would you marry me? At least allow me to fondle your boobs?

>> No.40972225

>>40972174
I never asked for this so sorry anon but no, I will find a cure to fix myself

>> No.40972231

>>40971758
me if you are a MILFhu

>> No.40972348
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40972348

tewi so i can be horny all day and finger myself

>> No.40972395

>>40972348
best post itt

>> No.40972631
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40972631

I'll never get a girlfriend so why don't become one?

>> No.40972644
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>>40972631
become my gf and I'll be yours

>> No.40972767
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>>40970071

>> No.40972848

>>40972767
Please no

>> No.40972875

I can border escape most of them but it really depends on a player

>> No.40973003

>>40970374
crossie post

>> No.40973557
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>>40970071
Patcho so I can continue to be a shut-in with bad asthma but get magic and a hot librarian devil.

>> No.40973575

>>40973557
You'd also get fucking fat

>> No.40973609

I would cum inside every single one of you guys, if you became 2hus. I would also give you a kiss on the cheek afterwards.

>> No.40973620
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40973620

>>40973609
Well if I get a kiss on the cheek then it's not rape!

>> No.40973771
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>>40973575
Patchy carries it better at least.

>> No.40973859

>>40973771
Belly..

>> No.40974020

>>40971433
>>40972137
I'm also Alice. INTP is hell

>> No.40974108

>>40970071
Nothing's stopping you from being a slut right now

>> No.40974123
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40974123

What would you do if you found out that the touhou giving you affection used to be a fellow anon?

>> No.40974198

>>40974123
kiss him a lot

>> No.40974417

test

>> No.40974454
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40974454

>>40974123
Get a bigger boner than I thought was physically possible
boys, specially anons, in the body of anime girls are literally the hottest thing to me, specially when you can still hear the boyish voice coming out of the lewd womanly 2hu's body, am I weird?

>> No.40974479

>>40970071
Mamma Ran

>> No.40974543
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>> No.40974573

gatekeeping leads to the community getting addicted to its own farts and trooning out, not gatekeeping leads to malignant cancer. /jp/ chose the former.

>> No.40974591

>>40974123
Make out and cuddle. I would treat him well.

>> No.40974600
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>>40970071
I want to BEAT Sanae

>> No.40974626

>>40970071
>>40970145
>>40970331
>>40970516
>>40972348
Kill yourself faggot.

>> No.40974633

>>40974573
Gender bender fetish predates that shit. If you want to complain about that go to /v/.

>> No.40974647

>>40974626
You forgot a few make sure to give each and every one a (You)

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>>40974633
>Gender bender fetish predates that s-ACK
Shut up and die denegerate tranny.

>> No.40974690

>>40970071
Would you keep your personality or assume the one of the 2hu?

>> No.40974723
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>>40974690
I rather keep my personality

>> No.40974783

>>40974690
Keep your personality duh, otherwise you'd just die

>> No.40974804
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>>40974600
You wouldn't beat me if I turned into Sanae, right..?

>> No.40974816

>>40974123
Tell them that I too used to be a fellow anon

>> No.40974820

>>40974573
"loving each other is bad because uh"

>> No.40974840
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>>40974783
Better hope something like pic related doesn't happen

>> No.40974862
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>>40974840

>> No.40974891
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40974891

>>40974840
>>40974862
l-lewd..
I want to turn into Chen and then get scolded by Ran for possesing her daughter

>> No.40974898

>>40974626
you first

>> No.40974925 [DELETED] 

>>40974654
angrygem

>> No.40974939
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40974939

Me on the left

>> No.40974950

>>40974654
>arguing with 'jaks instead of just quoting
cringe

>> No.40974954

>>40974939
Me on the right

>> No.40974982 [DELETED] 

>>40974950
Whatever you say, mentally ill abomation.

>> No.40974997 [DELETED] 
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40974997

>Whatever you say, mentally ill abomation.

>> No.40975003

>>40974950
>cringe
Says the mentally ill abomination.

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AGP faggot thread.

>> No.40975066
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>>40974954
Hauuu..

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https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6657955
>2 /jp/anons get turned into fairies

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Doujin idea, 10 jpsies get transformed into 2hus and then teleported inside a room, they're stuck there, there is one single anon who has a futa cock, the only way to get out is finding out who has it before time runs out, if they don't figure it out then the futa anon wins, and then...

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>>40975126
I dont think the conditions are restrictive enough to make it a challenge. Still hot though

>> No.40975274

>>40975126
>futa
Faggot.

>> No.40975347

>>40975274
It's ok you can be the futa so it won't be gay

>> No.40975474

>>40974454
The way you describe it gave me an erection

>> No.40975572
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>>40975474
Want me to take care of that? you can ignore the boy moans coming out of your favorite 2hu's body

>> No.40975918

>>40970071
I want to interact with 2hu anons turned into 2hus. Huff the fluff, headpatting, cuddles, hanging out!

>> No.40975931

>>40971390
Receive paizuri from boobhu or naizuri from a flathu.

>> No.40975944

>>40972348
But would you let yourself get fingered? be it other 2hus or by a man.

>> No.40975947
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Probably Kaguya so I can kiss Mokou all day

>> No.40975957
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>>40975918
Best friends!

>> No.40976024
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>>40975947
Then I want to be Mokou...

>> No.40976025

>>40975957
Learning more about my new 2hu friends, watching shows together, playing videogames together, trying out tabletop games with them!

>> No.40976045
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>>40976024
Wait why

>> No.40976085
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>>40976045
Completely unrelated to the fact I want a horny anon in the body of the smelly neet kaguya giving me sloppy french kisses constantly!! trust me! I just think having fire powers would be cool!

>> No.40976105

anons kissing anons as 2hus...

>> No.40976127
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>>40976085
But I'm in love with Mokou, so being in love with an anon to make my dream come true feels kinda weird...

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>>40976127
It's ok, we can fight each other for a few decades to make it more realistic, or I can steal your first kiss..

>> No.40976170
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>>40976105
You're not safe, you will be kissed too

>> No.40976210
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>>40976162
Ok, just be gentle, I love Mokou way too much so I might go crazy if you don't hold back a little...

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>>40974123
I'll start to like him even more. As a friend, as a best best friend and even as a lover.

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>>40976210
Sorry anon, but like Mokou, I don't hold back... I'll grab the back of your head and not let go until one of us passes out from kissing! I'm quite competitive

>> No.40976272
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>>40976170
me as well...?

>> No.40976313
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>>40976252
Hope you know who you're dealing with, because knowing Mokou is kissing me like this will only make me wrap my arms around your neck almost instantly and even hook one leg around you just so I can kiss you as much as I want

>> No.40976326
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>>40976272
Yes

>> No.40976351

>>40974123
Tell them that's hot.

>> No.40976353

>>40974123
Would be shocked. Maybe teasing him about not really having anything manly about him and i wouldn't have ever guessed that is the case, but i tell him it's fine. Well now her.

>> No.40976368

janny moving the thread to /trash/ in 3...

>> No.40976372

>>40976368
Hot

>> No.40976374
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>>40976313
My my, you're such a clingy one... I wonder if you'd keep all that determination if I slid one of my hands under your bra and started groping your NEET boobs, all while my tongue continues bullying your mouth, more and more aggressive as time goes on, can you really keep up? I'm not losing!

>> No.40976394

>>40975572
I just came to your post

>> No.40976397

>>40974804
i would slap your slut ass

>> No.40976421
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>>40976397
Rude!! I may be Sanae but that's still sexual harrassament!! I'll slap your's back, heh

>> No.40976441

>>40975474
Not really. I get hard thinking about slowly melting away whatever boyspirit they have left post 2hufication.

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>>40976394
Glad to be of help, wish you had done it inside of me though

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>>40976326
will you make sure to kiss me gently anon?

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>>40970351
>>40970071
Very big Sanae breast expansion!

>> No.40976464
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>>40976374
I think you're aware that I love Mokou way too much and your attempts at "winning" here will just make me kiss you with more passion and press my whole body against you, although I think you're also okay with Kaguya doing that to you

>> No.40976487
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>>40976464
I guess you win Kaguya.. you can kiss me all you want..

>> No.40976500
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>>40976458
I'll try!

>> No.40976532
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>>40976487
I was going to kiss you anyway, I can't hold myself back after all this so get used to being my girlfriend Mokou

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>>40976441
do that to me please

>> No.40976562
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>>40976532
Yes miss Kaguya.. we're girlfriends now!

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>>40976500
Come on then, give me a nice and gently kiss on my lips...

>> No.40976595

>>40976541
I love to! Kissing you. Groping your breasts and grinding against your pussywall! Teasing your nipples and clit too!

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>>40976570
*chu*<3

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40976667

>>40976595
I need you to grope my boobs constantly to remind me I'm a woman, for you to use all of my holes, knocking me up, making me a heavy breathing mess... sweating while your cock rests on my face, teasing my clit to remind me I don't have a cock anymore, just a pussy, made for men to use, turn me into a true slutty shrine maiden

>> No.40976678
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>>40970071
Diogenes is who i would be.

>> No.40976734
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40976734

>>40972137
>>40974020
Sucks to suck.

>> No.40976752
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>>40976604
*chuu~*

>> No.40976776

>>40976667
Yep. The best way to show you're truly a girl now is getting knocked up! And i won't forget molesting your breasts and pumping into your holes. Even milking your swollen tits after impregnating you! Also teasing you about how girly your moans have become!

>> No.40976780
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40976780

>>40976562
I love you Mokou~
*smooch*

>> No.40976832
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40976832

>>40976752
>>40976734
>>40976604
>>40976562
>>40976532
>>40976487
>>40976458
>>40976313
>>40976326
>>40976170
>>40976162
>>40976085
>>40976045
>>40976024
>>40975947

>> No.40976839
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40976839

>> No.40976849

>>40976832
A thing called "love"
or just being horny.

>> No.40976879
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40976879

Kissing a 2hu.

>> No.40976895
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40976895

>>40976780
*smooch*
Thanks Kaguya.. I love you too <3

>> No.40977028
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40977028

Only so I can be smothered by Yuuka's sweaty milkers after a hot day in the field.

>> No.40977054

>>40974123
I would ask them "wich 2hu would u fuk?"

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40977117

>>40971433
im reimu according to this, sounds about right

>> No.40977241

>>40975944
absolutely, no way to satisfy tewi's sexual hunger otherwise

>> No.40977268

>>40976780
>>40976895
Keep going please I'm doing something

>> No.40977348

>>40970071
Either Satori or Koishi, not sure if I would want to be able to read minds of others or be invisible to others

>> No.40977370

>>40977241
Nice. Good to hear that. Want to have my fingers soaked in bnuy cnuy.

>> No.40977451

>>40970071
None you disgusting apg tranny

>> No.40977513

>>40977451
wrong board

>> No.40977684
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40977684

How do you feel? Are you ready? I see. Ok, then I’ll be like this for a little longer. I won’t hurt it, I’ll just keep grabbing it like this until the time comes.

Are you crying? No, you don’t have any tears, but your heart is crying, isn’t it? I can read your mind, you know? Get used to it already. It’s true that men aren’t supposed to show tears in front of others. But you don’t have to try so hard anymore, see? Soon, you’re not gonna be a man anymore. Are you sorry for what you did? You did something you shouldn’t have. That’s why I have to give you this as a punishment. And you must receive this punishment. You understand, right? No matter how much you regret your action, how much you repent and apologize to everyone in the world, you can’t make up for your crime. And that won’t change no matter how much you scream and cry.

That’s right. You realized that too late. I don’t feel sorry for you. I’ve looked into many people’s hearts. I can’t be commiserating with every person’s sadness. I lost that feeling long ago. But I’ll pray that your mind will be at ease. I’m not a priest, so I can’t listen to your confessions, though. I’m sure you’re scared. And you must be sad. You’re about to have your most pleasurable body part taken away. You’re going to have the possibility of feeling pleasure while having sex plucked off forever.



…hey. Do you want to die? You just thought, “before I lose my function as a man, will you…,” didn’t you? Don’t get carried away because I’m being nice. I don’t mind killing you right now, you know? Would you like me to slash off not your foreskin but your neck like a tomato? Yes, living the rest of your life without the joy of sexual pleasure must be hell. You might be happier if you died!



Jeez, if you were going to apologize, don’t have such a thought from the start. It’s fine, if you admit your fault, I’ll forgive you. Don’t shrink up so much. You know, if you’d wanted to, it wouldn’t be surprising if you already had sex. So in the end, this is the life you chose. Even if your pleasure function weren’t removed, I’m sure you wouldn’t have had sex or make children. An innumerable number of lives are born into this world and die. Take insects, for example. Only a handful mate and pass on their DNA. Most are just born and end their life just by becoming some other living thing’s food. There’s no difference from that. But humans are luckier than other species, and among humans, you stepped off the path. That’s all.

I know this story isn’t going to console you. …now, sorry. It’s about time. I’m going to do it, then. There’s no god in Gensokyo who offers benefits on one’s deathbed, but if there is anything you believe in, pray. It might be impossible, but I suggest relaxing. I’m not going to use any anesthetic. It’ll probably hurt. Now, breathe deep and close your eyes. When you open your eyes, it’ll be a completely different you…

You’re crying again…

FIN

>> No.40977694
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40977694

>>40970071
How does the process of turning into a touhou feel. Is it painful or pleasant?

>> No.40977780

>>40977694
I imagine you just wake up one day turned into a 2hu. No pain or pleasure.

>> No.40977819

>>40977780
Pretty painful to lose my dick. How do I fap?

>> No.40977828

>>40977694
Painfully pleasurable as your balls force out the rest of your sperm before they turn into ovaries.
>>40977819
You still got your clitoris. Flick the bean. Shlick it or get eaten out/fingered by other 2hus.

>> No.40977829

>>40977819
You don't fap because you no longer have a penis. You have do a shlick shlook action by insertinf youe finger inside the vagina or stimulating the clitoris

>> No.40977837

>>40977819
There's always sex toys.

>> No.40977846

>>40977819
You have to engage in mutual masturbation with an anon ITT

>> No.40977859

>>40977828
>>40977829
>>40977837
Okay. How do I pee? I have to sit down now? Horrid. And I bleed every month too. Theres surely more cons thans pros.

>> No.40977870

>>40977859
>How do I pee? I have to sit down now?
I'm not even a girl but I usually pee sitting down. Probably because I'm just a lazy fuck who browses the phone while doing my business

>> No.40977891

>>40977859
It's not a rocket science. You just don't have a hose so you sit down. I doubt youkai and non-human 2hus bleed monthly.

>> No.40978229

>>40971049
Hina is caring and powerful!
she takes care of all misfortune and bad omens going towards the village!
and she has more appearances in modern manga than Alice!

>> No.40978234

Fapped to this thread

>> No.40978243

>>40977859
>How do I pee
If you're Byakuren/Alice/Patchouli you won't need to, magician perks.

>> No.40978268

>>40978234
Which posts in specific? I want to know if you fapped to mine

>> No.40978287

>>40978268
The kagumokou homos

>> No.40978302

>>40978287
That was a pretty hot and steamy ERP session. I rubbed a few ones out to that

>> No.40978949

hot

>> No.40980980
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40980980

My apparently now normalfag-tier wife.
>>40974123
Impregnate or be impregnated by. We must continue the /jp/ bloodline for no one else will.

>> No.40980981

>>40978243
If you're Alice, you leak poop and wet the bed. You would get magic, but at a considerable cost.

>> No.40982205

>>40980980
Prepare the bed, Kagerou (anon). I'll make sure to turn your pupils heart-shaped. /jp/ needs our contribution!

>> No.40982935

>>40980980
>be impregnated by

How could you get impregnated by a girl, especially if you're a guy?

>> No.40983001

>>40982935
>How could you get impregnated by a girl
Futa

>> No.40983201

>>40983001
How would that work if you're a guy?

>> No.40983274

>>40983201
Futa jizz turning you into a girl.

>> No.40984010

>>40983274
This sounds scary and painful

>> No.40984180
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40984180

I want to FUCK Reimu!

>> No.40984193

>>40984010
What is so scary about it? Spending hours on swallowing gallons of futa semen, filling up your belly to the brim and slowly transformed into a 2hu either your's or your partner's preference. Well i guess going from mascular form to someone soft like Patchuli may end up being a weird experience.

>> No.40984199

>>40984180
I need to kiss Reimu's soft belly. Or any other 2hu with soft belly!

>> No.40984214
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40984214

>>40984199
Perv

>> No.40984219

>>40984214
Keep calling me perv as i plant my lips on that cute tummy!

>> No.40984229
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40984229

>>40984180
Hope you have some extra cash in your wallet and in your pants because it's not gonna be cheap.

>> No.40984248

>>40984229
I have a lot of cash and semen to throw at you!

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>>40984248
Most of the people like her with a large bust. Personally i don't mind a flat Reimu but i bet you like her big and juicy

>> No.40984320
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>>40984284
I very much do! I especially like how plump her milk jugs look, it's just begging to be fondled and sucked!

>> No.40984394
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>>40984320
Just normal taste, everyone likes big breasts
Paizuri first and if you have some extra cash, maybe sex later.

>> No.40984447
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40984447

>>40984394
Mhm, big boobs are simple the best! Paizuri with Reimi will feel so good with her balloons sandwiching my fat cock. I will open my wallet for you Reimu~

>> No.40984551
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40984551

>>40984193
How would that transformation work? Turning into a girl sounds painful.

>> No.40984593

>>40984551
Well i don't exactly know. The transformed anons never really talk about it too deeply. Like they do say their dick starting to feel tingling or that they can tell it's shrinking away and some do moan during transformation but i got no other information about it. Some shed their bodies as the turn into one of the smaller touhous while others swell up and slowly growing into the 2hu's frame. Like anon turning into Hoshiguma and growing from 150 cm to 220 cm. Just an example of many post tf'd 2hu anon.

>> No.40984662
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>>40984447
You have to ask yourself: does she really like this? Does she love me even if I pay for her services? No matter the answer: at the end of the day, both of you will be happy. She will get the money and the other will satisfied his carnal desire.
And if you are good enough, maybe she will fall for you and seek you whenever she wants.

>> No.40984742

>>40984593
>Like anon turning into Hoshiguma and growing from 150 cm
Nooooo I don't want anon to grow. He's cute just like he is at 150 cm.

>> No.40984750
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40984750

>>40984662
I won't be satisfied with simply satisfying my carnal desire. I want her to love me as I fill her pussy with gooey hot cum while we kiss each other. I want her to be mine.

>> No.40984759

>>40984750
>feet pic
You ruined the thread

>> No.40984781

>>40984742
He will grow bigger than you and use you as a plushie, because he is still too scared about the sudden transformation and needs his brave anon to be with him well now her.

>> No.40984795
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>>40984193
>Well i guess going from mascular form to someone soft like Patchuli may end up being a weird experience.
I volunteer

>> No.40984806

>>40984795
But there are perverts into groping big plump bellies around here. Are you sure you want to be someone having such feature?

>> No.40984856

>>40984742
>>40984781
haha imagine bullying a tiny 1.5m anon and him turning into >2m Yuugi while you shrink down to a ~1m fairy

>> No.40984875
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40984875

>>40984750
Oh then something like those Roki's doujinshi but without the hypnosis part.

>> No.40984877

>>40984856
Now the question remain... Will the 2m Yuugi anon adapt a more agressive or at least Yuugi like personality or stay being meek/submissive?

>> No.40984878
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>>40984806
But of course, maybe after that they can carry me to bed because this book is too good.

>> No.40984893

>>40984878
Then getting in the bed with you, becoming your big spoon, caressing your big belly while watch you reading the book you got in your hand.

>> No.40984918
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40984918

>>40984893
That sounds really comfy.

>> No.40984930

>>40984877
It would be funny if they adapted to their new form but slowly. The meek Yuugi anon becoming increasingly more dominant as time passes, while the formerly taller anon, now the wimpiest fairy Luna Child, losing decisiveness and self-confidence and being fully aware of this, but also completely unable to stop it.

>> No.40984944

>>40984918
Of course it is. After all i'm cuddling with a very soft Patchy who doesn't mind my hands playing with her tummy! Of course i may end up testing your limits. Rubbing your thighs or caressing your breasts or groping your butt!

>> No.40984949
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>>40984875
Something like that! I want to change Reimu's mind by sweet talking her until she slowly lets her guard down and then I would mate with her like an animal and pump her with baby batter!

>> No.40984962

>>40984930
Oh that is nice. The power dynamic shifting slowly after transformation. The first few day Luna Child dominating Yuugi, but after days and weeks passes Yuugi starts to bully and toy with the Fairy. Love to research and document such incident!

>> No.40984998
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>>40984962
>Love to research and document such incident!
Turn into Sunny or Suika yourself, and you'll get to both witness it first hand, and also experience it personally! Purely as a joke of course haha.

>> No.40985010

>>40984998
I can't. I have to stay impartial to do the research properly!

>> No.40985025
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40985025

>>40984944
Well if you're going to keep interrupting I'll just have to take care of you.

>> No.40985051

>>40985025
Oh... You have quickly switched to the offensive. But that is the only way to effectively deal with my naughty interruptions!

>> No.40985056
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>>40985010
You're right. Becoming Suika would probably mean that your research notes would become increasingly incoherent and hard to follow as the drunkard personality slowly took over. And Sunny is just a dumb fairy. She couldn't possibly research anything more complex than topics like "where does my lap go when I stand up?".

>> No.40985070
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40985070

>>40984949
Using sweet words won't get you that far but it's not an impossible task to make her your girlfriend. Everyone likes compliments.
It will be hard but never give up because one day she will be yours.

>> No.40985109

>>40985056
Yep! Well i probably had a better chances against Yuugi if she decided to do anything to me if i turned into Suika, but i'm sure i figure out something with my regular human form. At worst i just offer her lots of Sake and food, then sneak away after i deliver the goods.

>> No.40985130
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>>40985070
Obviously it's going to take a while to get her to fall for me, but I'll take her to dates and gift her some luxuries, and eventually she'll become less rigid with me. Once she becomes my girlfriend it'll be smooth sailing from there.

>> No.40985228

>>40985109
Giving sake to Yuugi anon could have different consequences depending on the current state of the progression of the personality transformation. At early stages, she would likely just be flustered and wouldn't know what to do with it. At near completion or after that, the result would be pretty much the same as giving it to the actual Yuugi. Not the best idea!

>> No.40985238

>>40985228
I know, but i'm hoping it will buy me enough time to escape!

>> No.40985279

>>40985228
Wouldn't giving sake to actual Yuugi immediately cause her to have sex with you? Where's the problem here?

>> No.40985300

>>40985279
Death by snu-snu....

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>>40985300
A "good" ending.

>> No.40985331

>>40985279
Oni sex.
Think about those two words together for a moment, and consider what the survival rate for men having to endure such an experience might be.
>>40985238
She'll no doubt spend more time opening the bottle than drinking its contents, so better bring her something that will need a corkscrew to open to prolong the time you'll have to escape!

>> No.40985348
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>>40985308
I may also end up impregnating Yuugi....
>>40985331
Good idea. Then maybe my bones and boner will survive and don't up being a dried-up husk!

>> No.40985945

blessed thread

>> No.40986641
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40986641

So this thread's a combination of deranged hornyposting and unrestrained fag ERP.

Lovely.

Would having sex with a 2hufied anon 2hufy you as well and spread the virus?

>> No.40986669
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>>40986641
Yes! however, do remember most anons are starved of physical touch, sexing 2hufied anons will make them very clingy! very!

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>>40986641
I want to kiss you anon!

>> No.40986725
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40986725

Being Kogasa would be fun. I bet I could do a better job at surprising people too.
>>40986641
Of course. Soon the land of /jp/ will by filled with 2hufied anons

>> No.40986778

>>40986641
it is a potential new pandemic, please take preventive measure if you want to be lewd with anons

>> No.40986812
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40986812

>>40986708
No, stay back! I don't want to be a 2hu, wouldn't turning your body into a touhou mean that the original one disappears?

>> No.40986836

>>40986812
You become their clone duh.

>> No.40986839

>>40986812
It means you become a clone
imagine... a world filled with tewis..

>> No.40986847
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40986847

>>40986812
Sorry anon, youre just too cute to resist. Youre going to turn into a 2hu whether you like it or not

>> No.40986851

>>40986836
Wouldn't the original try to kill me then?

>> No.40986865
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40986865

I feel strange. On the other hand, I want affectionate cuddling and kisses, but on the other hand, I want hard femdom action, showing me my place.

>> No.40986874

>>40986851
Probably depends on the touhou. Sakuya might just force you to do some of her work for example.

>> No.40986892

>>40986874
Could you let me know which ones would try to kill me? I'd like to avoid turning into those.

>> No.40986913
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40986913

>>40986812
Sorry anon, I'm going to kiss you and turn you into a 2hu I would love everyday.

>> No.40986929
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40986929

>>40986865
Your balls, hand them over.

>> No.40986938
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40986938

>>40986865
I want to inflict hard femdom action on 2hufied anons, and to receive money and expensive gifts from non-2hufied anons while giving them nothing in return.

>> No.40986947

Wouldn't it be funny if i was immune to the 2hufication/virus. hahaha...

>> No.40986970
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40986970

>>40986913
It seems I have no choice, hopefully the transformation is pleasant at least.

>> No.40986971

>>40986892
The vampires, Yuuka, Yukari maybe (she might pull a "My own clone!" instead), Watatsukis, Megumu and Seija. Others probably more situationally, like Eiki would send you to superhell if you did "improper" things while looking like her (such as sucking cocks for free).

>> No.40986995

>>40986947
There is only one way to find out...

>> No.40987001
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40987001

>>40986970
You're so cute anon! Be my girlfriend! I will lovingly take care of you~

>> No.40987006

>>40986995
What will you do, if i was truly immune to it? Would you dislike me?

>> No.40987016

>>40986971
Would Eiki be fine with me sucking pussy for money instead?

>> No.40987028

>>40983274
I miss when this was a concept in basically every doujin, I can't remember the last time I saw it.

>> No.40987035

>>40987028
Know any good doujins with this theme?

>> No.40987037
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40987037

>>40987016
Only if it's hers and under her desk. She has to work long hours after all.

>> No.40987045

>>40987028
I still believe in if a man drinks copious amount of cum, they deserve to be turned into a girl.

>> No.40987046

>>40987001
Which 2hu did you turn into?

>> No.40987063

>>40986938
>I want to inflict hard femdom action on 2hufied anons
Um, does it include the affectionate part afterwards?

>> No.40987070
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40987070

>>40987046
Koishi!

>> No.40987076

>>40987006
If you are lovely anon, I wouldnt dislike

>> No.40987091
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40987091

Anons are sluts...

>> No.40987093
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40987093

>>40987070
Which one am I then?

>> No.40987102
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>>40987093
Whoever you want~

>> No.40987105

>>40987091
So are you.

>> No.40987112

>>40987076
Thank you! I'm glad to hear that.

>> No.40987134
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40987134

>>40987102
Could I be Ran then?

>> No.40987143
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>>40987134
Sure cutie!

>> No.40987161
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40987161

>>40987063
Aftercare and cuddling are mandatory after a session.

>> No.40987190
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40987190

>>40987143
So let me sort out the current 2hufication rules:
1) It's caused by prolonged intimate contact with another 2hufied anon (kissing, sex, prolonged hugging)
2) The new 'victim' is then forced to choose a 2hu
3) They are then transformed and may spread the virus

How's the choice made? Subconsciously or not? What's the transformation like? Is an orgasm necessary to expel unneeded fluids? Who was the patient zero?

>> No.40987238
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40987238

>>40987190
Pretty much, it just happens naturally after a 2hufied anon makes contact with you. I don't know about the rest of the details but all what matters to me is slutting it out with anons~

>> No.40987241
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40987241

>>40987161
Thank you very much anon. Please be gentle. Or not..

>> No.40987252

>>40987238
I hope this is temporary

>> No.40987258

>>40987252
Temporary as long as you don't get knocked up.

>> No.40987266
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>>40987252
Too bad~

>> No.40987268
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40987268

>>40987258
I'm only gonna be doing it with girls so I should be safe.

>> No.40987277

>>40987252
anon... im sorry... its too late

>> No.40987280

>>40987268
But some of the recently 2hufied anons may have a load or two worth of temporary futa cock. So becareful around them!

>> No.40987340
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40987340

>>40987241
Good. Prepare your coochie.

>> No.40987378
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40987378

Fap to me anon...

>> No.40987391

>>40987378
As you wish.

>> No.40987392

>>40987378
What happens if I do?

>> No.40987437
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40987437

>>40987340
Sure anon. I'm not experienced in such things. I need to be guided..

>> No.40987477
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40987477

>>40987391
>>40987392
Don't think hard....
Unzip your pants and stroke it....

>> No.40987506

>>40987477
If only i could do more and not just stroke it..

>> No.40987533
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40987533

>>40987506
Does it excite you to think about doing more to a slutty anon? Grabbing me and using me to relieve yourself of the stress building up in your fat cock.

>> No.40987546

>>40987477
Strange... It feels smaller than before. What's going on?

>> No.40987567

>>40987546
I'm sorry anon, yours must no longer work.

>> No.40987583

>>40987533
Absolutely. Be lewd as possible and do many and many other lewd things for days and never let yourself go out of my sight.

>> No.40987602

>>40987567
Chest getting warm... Can't think... need to stroke more...

>> No.40987636
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40987636

>>40987437
Better get to work then and do those chores like a good maid. Doing a sloppy job will earn you painful slaps on the coochie. This is your life now, better get used to it before some anon turns into Remi and uses your face as a chair everyday. Which is something we'll also practice with you later.

>> No.40987712
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40987712

>>40987636
Yes, Star ojou-sama! I'll do my best. My very best! Even if I'm a little clumsy, I won't let you down!

>> No.40988064

RP is NG

>> No.40988067
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40988067

>>40987378
Just did. What do I win?

>> No.40988107
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40988107

I would like to be Koishi so I can indulge my rampant schizophrenia

>> No.40988249
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40988249

>>40988107
I'd have sex with you so much. Cum inside of you, even.

>> No.40988254

>>40988107
>>40988249
Koishi is so sexy....

>> No.40988274
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40988274

>>40988249
>>40988254
Sorry anon, much too busy being a goofy little Satori, no time at all

>> No.40988298
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40988298

>>40986971
I'm already much like Seija in that everyone hates me and i have BPD, wouldn't mind getting her powers and being cute, I'm sure we could come into an agreement...

>> No.40988434

>>40988298
i don't hate you

>> No.40988479
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40988479

>>40988434
Thanks

>> No.40989753
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40989753

Dao is the way of things

>> No.40990869
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>> No.40990873
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40990873

>>40990869

>> No.40990887
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40990887

>>40988298
I want to be Nue so that I can make out with my wife Seija.

>> No.40991030

>>40990887
I imagine Seija would be the dominant one so (You) would be submissive to Seija groping you and feeling you all over

>> No.40991249

>>40990869
Are these /jp/sies after being forcefed 2hufication juice?

>> No.40991256
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40991256

>>40991030
Are you sure about that anon?
All though I wouldn't mind it either way~

>> No.40991504

I wanna irresponsibly blow a load into a 2hufied anon, without knowing that I've just made it a permanent, irreversible change.

>> No.40991691
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40991691

>>40991249
>2hufication juice
It's called fairy piss.

>> No.40991842
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40991842

Which 2hufication method would you choose?
1) Sex with a 2hufied anon
2) Fapping 100 times to a particular 2hu in one sitting
3) Having your balls stolen and body changed by some Kappa machine
4) Drinking fairy girljuice

>> No.40991968

>>40991842
I don't know but i would those stolen balls to add to mine.

>> No.40992972

>>40991504
I wouldn't mind that at all. I'd get to permanently be a 2hu, flying around and playing with danmaku and the action would be very pleasurable to you.

>> No.40993014

ITT: >>40972767

>> No.40993607

>>40993014
everyone would be a girl if you could do it perfectly with magic

>> No.40994226
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40994226

God why did I miss this thread for so long? Few things turn me on more than anons becoming their favorite 'hus

>> No.40994309

>>40993607
just say you're trans and be done with it

>> No.40994325

>>40993607
Nope. I would still pass on that. But i wouldn't mind interacting or going out with a perfect girl body ex-boy.

>> No.40994387
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40994387

>>40991968
Careful, if the Kappa catch you they'll subject you to the extraction as well. Imagine Nitori strapping you into a soft chair, attaching suction cups to your testicles and a catheter to your penis. Slowly you feel your essence being sucked out for the kappa's nourishment as your chest is teased and the prostate is being expertly massaged. At the end of the process nothing remains but the lustful body of a new kappa.

>> No.40994474

>>40994387
But wouldn't she be also interested into adding more balls to a man?

>> No.40994495

>>40994474
She may use you as a farm for a while, but you'll join the kappa ranks eventually and help convert more anons

>> No.40994528

>>40994495
Well that sucks. Guess i avoid her and the kappas alltogether.

>> No.40994529

Kappa eat human semen for breakfast

>> No.40994599

>>40994529
If they do that, then why do they remove everyone's testicles? That is like killing all the cows.

>> No.40994629

>>40994599
It's not your semen they're after, but the essence contained within. Once it's drained you turn into one of them. They could allow you to replenish, but their hunger is insatiable and they do want more sisters.

>> No.40994647

>>40994629
So within a month all the testicles dissappear and everyone dies from hunger. Naruhodo. I thought they were clever creatures.

>> No.40994682

>>40994647
Well, they do keep some human females for breeding men, but those are usually resigned to their fate. Capturing fresh victims is more fun for them.

>> No.40994701

>>40994682
But how do they breed females with no males having testicles? Of course you can say futanari but that results in futa and female. And i rarely see futas with testicles.

>> No.40995008

>>40994701
Where do you think some of that extracted semen goes?

>> No.40995010

>>40994701
>I rarely see futas with testicles
lol? the balls are like the hottest part, all good doujins have futas with balls

>> No.40995038

>>40995010
Yeah. But futa balls tastes like "impossible meat". Sure some would enjoy it.
>>40995008
Down the throat of a greedy, glutton kappa's stomach.

>> No.40995427

>>40995038
>Down the throat of a greedy, glutton kappa's stomach.
Imagine her gulping down your semen as you slowly turn into a 2hu like her.

>> No.40995991 [DELETED] 
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40995991

I want to have sex with a /jp/ anon so badly...

>> No.40996119

>>40995991
Slut!!

>> No.40996188

>>40995991
Sex with Koishianon...

>> No.40996406

>>40995991
Don't get my hopes up like that, anon...

>> No.40996568
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40996568

>mfw no 2hu anon to cuddle with
Why even live bros...

>> No.40996631

>>40996568
To be also turned into a 2hu anon after cudling :))))))))))))))))

>> No.40996641

>>40996631
Sure, why not, that would be interesting

>> No.40996708

I can't believe I actually come to this thread kek

>> No.40996720

>>40996708
*came

>> No.40996764

>>40996708
Which posts in particular?

>> No.40996767

>>40996708
>kek
that explains it

>> No.40996777

>>40996764
Not one in particular, just reading this thread as a whole was sufficient

>> No.40996806 [DELETED] 

Looks like we reached the thread limit, would be funny if we continued this discussion in another thread haha.

>> No.40996821 [DELETED] 

>>40996806
Let's continue in the Hololive thread haha they'll be so mad that their simp thread is being raided by heterosexual ERPrs

>> No.40996823

Not really. What else is left to discuss?

>> No.40996837

>>40996821
>heterosexual

>> No.40996845

>>40996837
You don't actually think the ERPers here are gay, do you? It's all ironic, bro. It's just a prank, bro.

>> No.40996853

>>40996823
Games? 1CCs?

>> No.40996861

>>40996823
I really think that the stipulations of anons being transformed into hus is a really thought provoking and interesting topic. I mean, there's a lot more points to continue discussion from ITT.

>> No.40996874

>>40996853
Here? In this very thread? Pretty sure half of the people barely touched the games or even bothered working towards 1CCs. Just gone through the stories of their favorites.
>>40996845
>>40996837
A good chunk of thread is about turning everyone into 2hu girl. That is pretty lesbian (gay).
>>40996861
I guess. It just got boring with "everyone turns into girls" talk. But that is just probably a problem that i have.

>> No.40996883

>>40996853
Well, I like to 1'CC the fighting games
I guess thats something

>> No.40997834
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40997834

Fuck off, you biased retarded janny. Your holowhore thread doesn't belong on this board and you deleting my posts >>40996821 won't change that, censoring cunt.

>> No.40998241

>>40970071
I would only be a 2hu if it was possible for me to change back and forth. I do not want to permanently lose my penis.

>> No.40998284
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40998284

glowie sponsored discord tier tranny erp circlejerk is ng

>> No.40998290
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40998290

kuso sure

>> No.40998291

>>40998284
a crossboarder AND a tripfag, amazing

>> No.40998304

>>40998291
dilate, dog.

>> No.40998332

Stupid fucking smoothbrained troglodyte janny. ANOTHER THREAD means TO MAKE ANOTHER THREAD not fucking raid another thread like the anon below me insinuiated. You are a stupid fucking basement dwelling retard.

>> No.40998382
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40998382

These 2 anons should kiss

>> No.40999028

this was a good taste of back when the jay was good and gay

>> No.41000021
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41000021

Good thread,

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