/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Big cuddles are nice

>>40956627
>>40956633
they are very nice, thats why i love monsters who are way taller than me

This is how Arachne lure cute boys to their lairs these days:
https://youtu.be/cohgqx_M454

>>40956627
>>40956633
>>40956640
I kinda want a big monster to big spoon me, and a small monster to big spoon. Or maybe the small monster can be between us both.

>>40956665
i think the latter would actually make her feel like a kid instead of a partner imo

Robo-love

I finally finished moving into my new place. Here's an oomukade story for the guy who requested an oomukade yan stalker.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41167104

Up next I'll be doing something with the griffon bouncer from the Mana Cabana story. Side note, is it one of you asking about the Patreon, or is it someone on the outside?

Its going to get to the point that pictures reposted will be older than some posters

What would we do if because of a tiktok meme mge gets a lot of unwanted attention?

6'6 Pro-Wrestler with a Minotaur gimmick (has a bull mask) with an actual Minotaur girl standing at 7'6.

slime obasan

>>40956627
>Big kitty
They're greeeat!

>>40956672
Sounds like a fun avenue for teasing.

>>40956743
wheres her panties?

>>40956714
Wasn't expecting that, the creepy crawlies of mge rarely ever get stories.

>Up next I'll be doing something with the griffon bouncer from the Mana Cabana story
Aw hell yeah, she was adorable.

>>40956752
it's illegal for foxes to wear them

The only good spider girl is one with numerous arms instead of numerous legs

>>40956734
KC is an extremely sensitive guy so it'd probably be more disastrous on him than actually causing any real stir in the MGE "community" (the dedicated trolls are people who are already deeply enamored in the extremely autistic niche MGE covers i.e. frivolous world building stuff).

>>40956746
Avenue or adventure?

>>40956780
>adventuring with both your big and small wives
I'm just now realizing I don't have any pics with this contrast.

>>40956775
>KC is an extremely sensitive guy so
Is he?

>>40956772
that outfit always makes me act up

>>40956791

>>40956799
Isn't that just a mother and daughter?

>>40956793
>sentimentalist
>obsessed with the idea of "true love"
>responds negatively to trolling
>MGE is basically a utopia explicitly tailored for men he sympathizes with
Yeah.

>>40956806
>YesAnd?.png

>>40956819
Fair enough.
But I was thinking along the lines of an Oni and a Goblin.

>>40956627

>>40956806
Nah, they're just from the same pack.

>>40956871
What a fatass dragon

>>40956882
The best kind.

>>40956893
The only flaw I see is that she has no wings

>>40956633
I wish an eight-foot-tall hellhound or anubis would hold me like a daki when the sleep

>>40956899
She can summon a big snake and has a huge ass and fat tits.

>>40956879
They all got some pretty big tits.

would there be perma-virgin wizards in ivory towers?

>>40957134
yes
pink towers are married wizards

>>40956945
Yeah but I want that with wings

>>40957161
god damn, she has a whole damn bakery

>>40956921
One can only dream of being this cozy.

I wish monsters didn't behave so creepily on a man's cock. I don't want some weirdo succ kissing and making baby noises to my penis

>>40957190
What kind of confectionaries do Liches bake

>>40957218
Get an ushi, youko, manticore, or any other aggressive girl then, they'll treat that thing like it's their last meal.

>>40957218
just get hebi
she is nothing but romance

any special plans for tonight?

No lady all I did was somehow accidentally use your mucus rag to wipe my sweat off, that does not constitute a marriage proposal, how many times do we have to go over this? You’re swapping the rags yourself dang it

>>40957628
Look away anon! If she wiggles her ears its all over.

>>40956627

https://imgbox.com/w87BmbFJ
Rate my tastes, girls are unsorted within each tier

>>40957704
ewwwwwww

>>40957704
too human

>>40957533
Pondering loli curves

>>40957704
>yurishit artist
>western artist
>not even monster girl related
Faggot.

>big sloshy milkies

Great Red Dragon.

>>40957704
monster girls?

>>40957704
Eh...okay? But where is monster girl?

>>40957833
>>40957870
>>40957920
Don't reply to the shitposter, anons.

Ya know it is comforting when the void loves you

>>40957780
>Talisman in hand
Oh no, is the fox going to seal (you) in a cruel and ironic twist of fate instead?

what do you got to do to get her to hiss.

>>40958031
boop her

>>40958031
give her garlic

I love cat girls

>>40958157
They are a classic, it is deeply encoded into the human brain to become a tom

>>40958157
and they love you

>>40958205
True.

>>40958157
i dont believe you

>>40958232
just look at that sag. I wanna play with then saggy kitty titties

>>40958233
A FAKE
SHES A PHONY
PHONY CATGIRL

>>40958157
I love big cats

>>40958302
False.

Reminder that it's okay to befriend a Lilim. They won't always take you on a world-touring adventure, some like to just stay at home.

>>40958205
>wears glasses
>ears on top of her head

How does she wear them?

>>40958325
A worldwide adventure sounds fun but it's just as friends right?

>>40958344
It's like a headband

>>40956633
BIG

>>40958377
Sure, so long as you don't mind having a wingwoman around trying to hook you up with every monster you come across. Should have taken her up on that offer to stay home and play games together.

What happens if I get a hellhound drunk on peanut butter whiskey?

how big is too big?

>>40956714
Very cute story, glad to see oomukade getting over 19k word written for them.

>>40958536
I would tell you but that limit is not thread appropriate.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that any species can be a cow with enough cup-sizes and milk.

>>40958536
When my brain no longer recognizes them as a part of the girl, and instead as some mass with a girl standing next to them.

kot

>>40958681
brown kot

>>40958487
A very drunk and horny hound with wet peanut butter kisses.

Are there anymore sadist before the dark elves?

>>40958843
I meant “beside” not “before”

>>40958843
The dreaded yeti.

>>40959009
She looks like she needs a nap

>>40958675
How do I sell myself to this nuki?

>>40956714
Thanks, magus! More bugposting is good!

ded

>>40958860
What happens if anon gets frostbite/hypothermia and is unable to open the door?

>>40959537
I assume the yeti just rips the door off the hinges when the person inside says they're actually quite warm and sleepy

>>40959537
That’s the “hard way” she was talking about.
Either way you’re gonna get snugged.

With what the weather has been like recently, I really don't want a yeti anymore.

>>40959631
Just give the local ice queen wedgies until she cools stuff off.

Give them the B.

>>40956714
neat. the field of cubicles was a well suited hunting ground for her. tugs those same fears as being hunted in tall grass.
i was hoping you'd lean more into saliva play. i like that self-destructive nature omuukade have when it comes to kissing their envenomed prey.

>>40956714
That story went into some dark places.
>"Mana can make me fat!"
This kills the thread.

Post your best Whitehorn pics please

Bogey will give you huggie wuggies.

>>40960187
But she's getting very gropey

>>40959734
Imagine forcibly washing and brushing a lazy smelly fox NEET despite all her protests

>>40960201
reminds me of that one greentext of an anon picking up his wife and her thinking he's taking her to bed. but it was the bath

>>40959537
>Waiting for hypothermia when you can just hit your skull until it open up (the wall or my head)
I will not lose against a fucking yeti

>>40956714
Thanks you, it was a great story. Still, It baffled me that he know something was up and don't get a shotgun just in case.

>>40959631
Portal to snow country where

>Deonora smiles creepily at you

>>40960723
I can beat in a fight

>>40960723
I awkwardly smile back.

>>40960723
I ask if she wants to reenact Drag-On Dragoon with me.

>>40960723
>buy a tour to dragonia because a city of dragons must be kickass, right?
>order random drink at the bar
>feel dizzy
>wake up to a creepy dragon hag telling you to eat the eggs
>those eggs are also much bigger than chicken eggs
another fucking tourist trap

How does spectacular super anon keep MGC safe?

>>40960812
spends most of his time fleeing from crazed monster fans

>>40960812
He marries and impregnates all the evil-doers, duh

>>40960812
He's got that thing where he has no refractory period.

>>40960773
A dragon feeding you her own failed babies seems like even freakier stalker shit than you'd get from Hebis.

>>40960824
Unfertilized eggs aren't failed babies anon.

>>40960824
Don't lamias lay eggs too?

>>40960817
That's what the secret identify is for

>>40960824
It's a CC dragon queen, of course it would be fucked up, at least initially.
Eventually your monkey brain gets the hint and makes sure there won't be any "failed" babies coming out of her ever again.

>send and empty egg carton to a dragon
>she sends it back with her eggs

>send an empty egg carton to a dragon
>she sends it back with her eggs

>>40956921
this but mino

>>40960916
Can monsters hit menopause, or does their body constantly generate eggs?

Or maybe they have a limited number of eggs. But they don't have periods. Meaning that they don't waste eggs over time and have no fear of time. Only potentially losing fertility after having millions of children.

>>40960942
My headcanon says they have menopause as normal, but any romantic activity ends it. Their ovaries are then jumpstarted into overdrive and they become baby factories

>>40960942
There is no indication that they have menopause. They don't even really have periods.

>>40960985
I figured as much. It only make sense that monsters would do away with some of the more unfortunate and disgusting parts of female anatomy.

>>40960723
>pretend not to notice
>start a conversation with Deonora's nerdy advisor

>>40958303
The best cats.
>>40959631
It was hot and I wished for rain to cool down. Now it's hot and humid.

>>40957533
brownies

>>40960916
>Dragons are whores who send out their eggs to any man who asks
>Try to steal a wyvern's egg and she'll chase you relentlessly to get it back

>>40958325
make purely platonic friends with many, many monsters

I want to be molested by my manticore teacher in detention.

>buy a t-shirt in Dragonia with something written on it
>don't know the language
>all the dragons giggle while you walk by
>It says: "Mere mammal"

Post your best minotaur pics please!

>>40961373
>Try to steal a wyvern's egg and she'll chase you relentlessly to get it back
>Followed by her husband toting a shotgun
nobody kidnaps my daughters, motherfucker

>>40961688
>tfw you fell asleep in class and end up strapped to a table spread eagle
>With all your teachers surrounding you while wearing masquerade masks, silk gloves, and just their lingrere and garter belt
>They merciless play and tease your body, Milking you but stopping right before the climax
>and One by one, each teacher rides all the while the other makes out with you

>>40960834
They are in a way, especially this context.

>>40961899

>>40962314
>tfw you try and rob a wight at gun point and all she starts doing is acting out her favorite porno

>>40958157

Do hellhounds go into heat? I know jinkos do. They seem more like they are permanently in heat, though.

>>40962339
>rob a monster girl
>she won't stop following you and nagging you about all the precious stuff she has at home
>even says she has VERY deep sleep and leaves her windows unlocked at night
>won't go away until you can repeat her address
goddamn horny thots watch too much porn, I just wanted some weed money

>>40962390
>Tfw she doesnt leave you alone
>She even follows you to your place under the bridge
>Cant't even tell her to leave cause those puppy eyes she gives you breaks your heart

>>40962390
Should have robbed a wonderworm.

>>40962413
>big MILF monster girl you tried to rob realizes you are living under the bridge
>before you can even react she picks you up, hangs over her shoulder and says you're being adopted
For fuck's sake, I just wanted to be a miserable junkie in peace

What's even going on in these threads anymore?

>>40962461
People talking about monster girls in the monster girl thread, what about it?

>>40962461
No, you don't understand

>wight secretly runs a mamono fight club
>you find out when a bunch of Orderite twats try to abduct you and she whoops their asses

>>40962451
>Anon was taken to her luxurious house
>He gets cleaned and shaved by her kiki maids and even given some new clothes
>Ask her whats the catch, there has to be a catch
>You've learn that nothing in this world is free, the hard way
>>40962490
I would fight in that club and try and impress her!

I ont remember has kc done a monster with a strictly healing motif?

>>40962490
Just sit in the chair, ma'am.

>>40962504
He did a whole sabbath chapter with a healing motif.

>>40962528
a specific monster tho

>>40962528
She would sleep better if she had me to cuddle with.

>>40962530
bogey is the closest we have to that

>>40962546
well i guess thats my healer for now

>"I am the slither in the darkness. The coiling mistress of the deep forest."
>"I spell doom and woe for any who cross my path."
>"I keep watch for the horrors of the-"
>"o-oh hi hubby"
>"you're going down to the store?"
>"can...can you get me some of those frosted cookies again? with the rainbow sprinkles?"
>"thanks so much hubby, love you"
>ahem
>"I keep watch for the horrors of the wild..."

>>40962655
Are they going on a picnic to hanging rock?

I can't breathe.

>>40962676
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!

>>40962772
i headcannnon that there are mulitple different wonderlands like a england wonderland, akihbara wonderland, and florida wonderland

>>40962772
That tablecloth is unnaturally clean and wrinkless.

>>40962783
>florida wonderland

>>40962805
And its an evergrowing realm

>>40962805
Alice should be excited for some of that good gumbo

>>40962805
They don't have jabberwocks but they do have swamp wurms.

>>40962803
What does slime ass feel like?

>>40962783
>akihbara wonderland,
I can't imagine this being too different from akihabara anyway. not that I will ever go to japan, I'm not a weeb.

>>40962885
>I'm not a weeb.

>>40962894
Cheshires were truly monstrous before the portals.

>>40962885
>im not a weeb
hes in denial

>>40962852
they do jhave jabberwocks, they just live in miami

>>40962805
You WILL love the gators.

>you can't spell 'transdimensional portals' without spelling TRANS
Yup, I'm thinking trans hags are coming boys.

>>40963037
I'm all for thick tails but this is ridiculous.
This is the bakunyuu equivalent of tails.

>>40963097
then just use extradimensional portals instead dummy.

>>40963037
I already worship fat reptile tails

>>40963118
dont respond the bait

>>40963124
What's this from?

>>40963131
But I'm bored and nobody is talking about undeads, the objectively best kind of monster girls.

>>40962978
i imagine theres plenty non weebs here. anime fucking sucks, but monster girls are good.

>>40963146
i do love them too. hell ive draw a lich with a massive behind

>>40963143
Manaria Friends

>>40963149
3 years ago I was bullying my friends for being webs and watching anime. Then monster girls happened and now I spend most of my free time thinking and talking about imaginary non-human anime waifus.
I would never believe that I will end up on fucking /jp/ of all places

>>40963037
You call that a tail?

We've all talked about our favorite monstergirls but what's your favorite category/family of mgs? Mine is wolf/dog girls.

>>40963190
dragons, and majin types

>>40963162
Liches with massive asses are truly perfect.
I love the idea of a Lich that has spent the last 200 trying to give herself the perfect hourglass body.

>>40963219
But her chest never grew no matter what happened

>>40963224
>Lich got cursed by the sabbath
>Now she has to create the perfect pear shaped body instead
>years of research, wasted!

>>40956627

>>40963176
The only monsters who are allowed to be more tail than girl are ratatoskrs.

>>40963239
>Her ass, truly massive
>her thighs, thicker than tree stumps
>Her hips, the widest they have ever been
>Shes thankful shes isnt a womanlet at least

>>40963190
Centaurs. Horsepussy mandatory.

>>40963190
harpies and kitsunes, hard to say which of those two I like more

Had a long break so I'm not sure about that one. Third Shirt Danuki pic for the dudes from last thread.
Next is vyvern

>>40963357
nice, i love how cute your style is

>tfw ywn end up going to a college for the very wealthy cause your undead wight aunt heard you wanted to go to college

marry and have children with elves

>>40963458
>>40963458
nah, i like my kids very strong and very canivorius like thier papa, not fucking hippy vegans so I am going to marry wurms instead

>>40963458
Too skinny.

>>40963423
Woah! She's blue!
im gonna lick 'er

>>40963441
Being related to a creeping coin would be like living life with cheats turned on.

>>40963491
anon, they make fake gold

>>40963484
>Anon gets so horny he cant think aside from breeding that blue lizrd in front of him

>>40963504
how would you shatter his dreams like that

>>40963504
it's still valuable.
genie does seem more flexible though

>>40963504
Well, how good is it at being fake?

>>40963520
a genie is only as powerful as your refractory period is short

>>40963516
i must say the truth
>>40963520
yeah I can see a genie aunt making sure you live comfortable
>>40963530
It has a big eye in the middle of the coins. I think you can tell

>>40963545
just wish for a shorter refractory period

>>40963564
but you cant get a shorter refractory period without building up the magic to get one first, and to build up magic you need to fuck

>>40963491
being related to a danuki, wight, vampire, lich, dragon, lim, or any divine monsters/gods would be life on easy mode

>>40956627
sometimes kissing is not enough to calm a hebi

i want to go to the wonderland parties of the high class with all the drugs, and all the sex and all the danger that can be there

>>40963190
beast

>>40963458
Okay, what about this one?

>>40963663
i will now this elf

>>40963590
i'm not sure how spending time with aunt lich goes

>>40963663
marry and have children with hebis

>>40963693
She'll show you the coolest science set.

>>40963729
>>>/v/

>>40963357
Cute Nuki

>>40963604
>>40963696
>>40963663
hebihebihebihebi

>>40963693
She experiments with your body and you get lots of money

>>40963783
and then?

Dealing with a hebi just sounds exhausting. I'd much prefer a wurm.

>>40963744
It is interesting how fast off-topic images started appearing again as soon as people stopped enforcing it.
This thread must have quite a bit of turnover

>>40963804
wurm hebi

>>40963804
tiring? perhaps
but never boring

Do you think hebis run schools to teach other monsters proper yandere skills?

>>40963883
probably not. it's hard to get hebis to take interest in things besides their husband

>>40963790
Then she asks for some help with creating children, strictly for scientific reasons

> 40963097
>Be Anon
>SquireHusbando of the mighty Lilim General
>Enters her tent in the War-camp
>Anon: 'My waifu, our spies report they have have broken the Orderite codes: they think they're going to invade Rome'
>LG: 'Why Rome, my Darling? How can they tell?'
>A: 'The plan says they intend to march their War-Elephants to stamp across all the Alps...'
>LG: Keks in fluent nopoofters

>>40963883
hard teach something that they have inherit especially blue flames but not impossible

>>40963804
Well see the funny part is she's not giving you a choice

>>40964006
i'm not sure if the blue fire is innately hebi or part of the water magic suite

I love elves

>>40964106
>cropped image
This makes me nervous for some reason.

>>40963251
>Be Anon
>a happily married Hossfucker ofc
>his 2 centaur daughterfus come home from school
>one has 100% quiz scores, the other not so good
>and both have left their lower skirts in their gym-bags
>MGCHS Sex-Ed classes are really thorough this semester
>Ms Haku says I'm not studying hard enough Anon-Daddy
>She says you have to go to the Parent-Teacher meeting tonight to discuss it
>She says just you, not Mama...

>>40964120
She's committing heinous elf crimes just out of frame.

>>40963984
Return the slab

>>40964134
Thats some nice ham

>>40964062
I think there's potential but it will never be as powerful as hebis and and they are infamous for using it.

>>40963190
Sneks

I want miss wight to sit on me.

>>40962874
Creeping Coins aren't slimes

>>40964239
Gonna steal her slab and hide it in the mountains.
What's she gonna do about it?

>>40964351
Theyre like Weeb Zipangu vending machines
>stick a Coin in the slot
>collect used panties
No refunds

>>40964339
i want to fight for the entertainment of rich monsters and get sponsored by them

i want to have sex with an older march rabbit

>>40964424
poseidon has domain over oceans, earthquakes and horses. there are many ways to make you talk

>>40964457
>Wight sponsor ends up fighting you and drains you in front of everyone else
>at least the pay is good

>>40964475
>and horses
>A massive heard of centaur warriors s comes to bully anon and tell them where he hid the slab

>>40964424
You ever hear of how they find sea shells on Everest?
Yeah, you didn't think of that did you.

>>40964507
>Wight couldnt bring herself to tell Anon she loved him like a normal person
>Anon knew this but didnt want to break her fun
>Anon just gave up and didnt move
>Everyone in the audience also knew this

>>40964475
Unless Poseidon's plan is to bring down the whole mountains I'm not sure how well that's gonna go.

>>40964542
I wonder if Poseidon would really enjoy getting to flood a mountain or just be really exasperated they had to solve it this way.

>>40964574
Poseidon could always evaporate lots of water and have her rise up on a super-dense cloud and fly up there or something

>>40964602
could also give her another slab. she's got thousands of them

>>40964610
This is my slab. There are many like it but this one is mine.

>>40964610
It's the principle of the thing, anon.

>>40964610
>steal sea bishop's slab
>she pulls out another slab and throws it at your head
sea bishops are friendly until they're not

Gonna tell a sea bishop I prefer team magma over team aqua.

>>40964660
>ask ms sea bishop if you can hold her slab
>kind of neat, it's got carvings and stuff you don't recognize
>it suddenly gets very heavy
>you start to lose your balance on the side of the boat
>you try to drop it but it's magically adhered to your hands
>you tip over the boat side and plummet to the oceans depths
is there anything you can do with a monster that isn't a marriage proposal?

>>40960812
What villains does super anon face?

>>40964853
Miss jabberwock, cheshy messi, The jubanotr, the wurmer, and the dark wight

>>40964895
the jubbernaut comes

>>40964853
The dastardly Dr Anon, with his legions of A-Robots, based out of the mysterious A-Island

>>40964895
>>40964921
What evil schemes do these villains get up to?

>>40964470
Rabbits are already one of the most baby-happy species out there.
I can only imagine how much breeding an older march rabbit would require to make up for lost time.

>>40964937
all are lashing out causing they are single and they are sick of seeing the stupid couples do their diabetes inducing lovey dovey stuff

>>40964937
Miss Jabberwock stole 40 cakes

>>40964973
and that's terrible

>>40964626
>The Kiki starts (ethnic) Cleansing
>The Power of Slab compels thee...

>>40964949
at least she'll be way softer that a younger hare. Also I get to drink some milk after every round

>>40964772
Locking myself in my room has worked so far and it's totally not because they can't get in

>>40964973
>EvilAnon stole one Christmas Cake
>now he is just MarriedAnon

>>40964973
Thats as much 4 tens

>>40964937
breaking into the orphanage for the blind

Bodystocking...

>>40958325
Kidnapping the demon lord's unwashed NEET daughter is the easy part. The hard part is living with the demon lord's unwashed NEET daughter.

>>40965158
>try to ransom DL
>they send you extra money and tell you to keep her

>>40964937
The jubanotr tried to spread jubjub flu throughout the city

>>40965082
Sometimes you look at a monster and you just know she'd give godly paizuri.

Remember.
Even on a date, monsters are still predators.

>>40965164
>>40965158
Is this meant to sound bad?

>>40965181
oh no, my recurring fantasy.
there'd be a tablecloth though, i'm fancy like that.

>>40965181
Even worse, she's holding his hands above the table.

>>40965181
This is why you can't date your Manticore in public.

>>40965064
Perfection

>>40965158
Just use Pavlovian conditioning. Drag her to the bathroom and have sexy times after she's washed properly. Repeat every day until she's the one dragging you to the bathroom.

>>40965158
just tell the demon lord you wish to marry one of her daughters she'll give you one, a manison, 400 acres, milllions of kilos of money, and several kikis to manage it all

A lot of human boys get adopted on Christmas. Much to the delight of their monster sisters.

>>40965276
No kikis, no harem. Just a lilim that chooses to look like a loli out of my hentais

>>40965304
>two krampus show up to kidnap anon at the same time

>>40964470
She's gentle.

>>40965421
shes very scary, she can make you go mad with lust and pleasure with but a look into her ruby eyes

>>40963817
>people stopped enforcing it.
I don't see what you mean, Anons still call it out when this happens. If you mean jannies don't respond to offtopic post reports, they haven't been doing anything in these threads other than NSFW pictures for a while now.

Post more shirohebi please!

>>40965535
if only there was some sort of easily accessible gallery. alas.

>>40965568
If only there wasn't porn in it

>>40965615
You have to be 18+ to use this site.

>>40965636
I'm well over 18. I just don't want to see the porn. It's sinful, anon

I want tall, buff, and busty muscle monster wives.
Species largely doesn't matter

>>40965517
That's our resident troll who tried to start shit by pretending to gatekeep. Siths, off topics, gachas, you name it he's claimed it has been destroying the thread.
If you give him an opening he'll start posting what he just said he hated.

>>40965674
I have a clear favorite species, but I would accept wife from another one if she meets those qualities too.

>>40965697
Same.
I have a few standbys but so long as she meets the other criteria her species doesn't matter.

>>40956921
>>40957207
>>40960923

>>40965686
>Siths
You are being too obvious now, fuck off

>>40965697
it'd be hard to say no to genuine affection

>>40965276
Its unfair to Kikis to use them as a group of maids for a Mansion
>unless you plan to Harem them all ofc
>solo Kikis should be maidos assigned to Neet Anons who need their house, life, and D cleaned
Or
>unless youre going to turn the mansion into a Lair or Adventure-Trap so the Kikis can pick off an Anon each

I want to massage and be teased by cute monstergirl feet

>40965718
Imagine a fucking furry trying to gatekeep thinking he's not the cancer in question.

>>40965697
>but I would accept wife from another one if she meets those qualities too
I would too. I prefer wans but I'd definitely date a tall buff cheshire if given the chance.

>>40965686
Without upsetting the Reeee-tard, I dont mind images of Gachas if theyre at leastly vaguely Nipponese-style, cute and clearly Mamonos
>I dont have to buy in to a gacha history of some scam-game Ive never even looked at, I just want to headcanon that once the Portals open for MGE that it will have amongst all its infinite variety a mamono who looks like 'X'-girl.

>>40965674
>>40965697
>wife gets an XXXL bed so she can throw you around the room without hurting you during sex

>>40965831
i'm like that for the most part but i could definitely go a lifetime without seeing another boat

>>40965837
>Padded bedroom
>Allows both safe funtimes where she can show off her strength AND lets you have a bouncey room.

>>40965853
plus you and your cheshire can take turns wearing the straightjacket

>>40965856
Anon please, thats a trap.
She's just going to get you in it so she can toy with you

>>40958715
>landlady tells you she's going to send you to collections
>permanently
>ask what she means by that
>comes back a few days later with a seizure order for you

>>40965851
I find the Bote-girls with random turrets etc bolted on to be nonsensical, e.g. how do they float and manage recoil etc
And the 'normal girl who is really a bote' pointless as theyre not mamonos.
However, I wouldnt say no to a Mamono Foxgirl who looks like the botes.
>For a cute Rata I'd paint my ballsack with Nutella and stand in MGC Park

The circus is in town.

>>40962504
Unicorns are healers by design.

>>40965791
Of course, of course. Siths are very sinful.

>>40965923
how many hoops can ms hellhound jump through?

>>40965947
Five.

>>40965686
Not him, but cu siths are genuinely good girls.

I would befriend one in a heartbeat. I wouldn't be keen on marrying one, but if one came onto me really strong, begging, I wouldn't say no.

Cait siths though. They second to worst girl, just above alp.

>>40965947
Zero. They tried to train her but she just raped the trainer.

>>40956627

>>40965906
>I find the Bote-girls with random turrets etc bolted on to be nonsensical, e.g. how do they float and manage recoil etc
Magical Sparkly Shipgirl Bullshit.

>>40965961
Funny thing is Ive had so many irl doggos as frens, I'd have to friend-zone a CuSith not shag her.
The reverse for Caits, I hate so many irl cats I'd not even friend-zone one.
Alps - I dont see the point, if you want an alp-succ why wouldnt you just get a real Succ?
Its a logic circle - anybody who'd fuck an Alp will become an Alp themselves anyway
Other than as a 'bad-end' for faggots and they perversely of course think its a good end to trap some Anon

>>40965947
>hoops
It depends on how many Loli Succs were at the Rainbow Party.
HeckDoggo just rides the whole Rainbow, tastes the rainbow

>>40966042
I like both cats and dogs irl. I'm basing this more off KC's profile. Cu sith just seems so much more nicer and more eager to please. Cait sith seems to want a lot more than love.

>>40966082
>Cait sith seems to want a lot more
I assume that thing is to call me trash. It's like a nacha that never becomes nice.

>>40966039
Shouldn't a Carrier botegirl be a 'Flat-top'...?
A Battleship botegirl should have big 'gunz' at the front and at the stern

>>40966101
A bote like the Rodney or Nelson should have 3 tits at the front and no ass.

>>40966101

>>40966082
Cu Siths have an appealing description and would have been even better than Kobolds if they didn't look like dogshit.
Caits with a better design would still be the worst cat.

>>40965923
how many ways are there to be raped on the bigtop?
i could see being tossed around by trapeze arachnes or being tied to a spinning board with a manticore shooting spines at you

>>40966210
I don't mind the design that much, but the part where they're originally from actual dogs makes them a hard pass for me.

>>40966246
I'm pretty sure hellhounds were not walking around on two legs pre demon lord.

>>40966254
they still don't if you get them all worked up

>>40966254
>>40966246
A good portion of monster girls were animals and beasts before current DL. Mucus toads were probably some giant man-eating toad. Sandworms were sandworms but without the girl inside. Devil bugs are just cockroaches turned girl. The list goes on and on. Some species were humanoid before current DL, and very few were attractive.

>>40966278
>very few were attractive.
I think the lore was succubi were the primary pushers of peace because they had the most(or only) positive contact with humans.

>>40966210
I don't think their appearance is bad. Just average. I think I ranked them somewhere between 40-60 last few times I did the sorter. Their personality is what carries them, and at the end of the day, that's what's most important in a girl. Hence why I had them in the top side of the halfway marker and not lower. Cait sith on the other hand was bottom 20. Average appearance plus shitty personality tanks their ranking.

>>40966288
there were a couple female only races like lamia and harpy. and foxes gonna fox

>>40966288
Baphomets were big supporters of DL's plan and capable of loving and marrying humans, but I don't think it was mentioned what they looked like at the time.

>>40966319
Where does it say that?

>>40966319
Almost certainly they were male before current DL, like pharaohs.

>>40966319
Also dragons. I imagine they were stronger supporters than most, given the obvious compatibility issues.

>>40966337
i don't think that's a given being as they're based on the ragnarok variety.
though there is some charm to a hulking goat demon that wants to call you oniichan

What kind of traits would a Nemean Lion mamono species have?
Would they be a harem species?

>>40963530
The coins are made from her mana, so I'd assume they aren't very detailed and fade away eventually.

>>40966355
dragons were already strong enough to assume human forms. maybe wurms wouldn't bother

>>40966356
>based on the ragnarok variety.
Wait, so does that mean the loli baphos are actually Baphomet Jr and we haven't seen the real big boss Baphomet?

>>40966336
I don't remember the supporter part, but the love and marriage was in Q&A.
>6) Some questions came up after reading the previous answer. Why would there be races breeding with humans back during the previous system?[7]
>If it's just for having children, then monsters normally abducted human girls for breeding them, or males in case of Lamia and Harpies... or something like that. Of course, there was no love involved in this and the humans would normally get eaten after the child is born. However, there are lucky cases where the monster would awake to feelings of love and affection and become joined with the human as something like a married couple. It seems this often happened with types close to humans, such as Vampires, Succubi, Beast-types, Lamia and Harpies, or high ranking monsters such as Dragons or Baphomet.

>>40966356
I don't know about ragnarok, but I'm just thinking of classic mythology here.

Now, not trying to be a shitlord or whatever, but I certainly think the pre-DL ones were likely gay. They turned into females from the current DL (like some other monsters did), and because well their lovers were gay (baphomets only raping female humans to reproduce), they look the form of childish girls. The closest female form to a boy. And thinking this is the superior form that men truly like, an anti-tits cult formed around them. Also could explain why some ancient baphomets are unmarried. The old lovers probably alped, became a witch alp, or whatever.

This is 100% head-canon. Feel free to disregard and shit on it.