/jp/ - Otaku Culture

One day, not too long ago, anons from /jp/ had sex. The end.

>>4096247
They don't come here anymore...

During his time abroad, Cú Chulainn had rescued Derbforgaill, a Scandinavian princess, from being sacrificed to the Fomorians. She falls in love with him, and she and her handmaid come to Ireland in search of him in the form of a pair of swans. Cú Chulainn, not realising who she is, shoots her down with his sling, and then saves her life by sucking the stone from her side. Having tasted her blood, he cannot marry her, and gives her to his foster-son Lugaid Riab nDerg. Lugaid goes on to become High King of Ireland, but the Lia Fáil (stone of destiny), fails to cry out when he stands on it, so Cú Chulainn splits it in two with his sword. When Derbforgaill is mutilated by the women of Ulster out of jealousy for her sexual desirability and dies of her wounds, Lugaid dies of grief, and Cú Chulainn avenges them by demolishing the house the women are inside, killing 150 of them.

ps3 has games

Ever hear the one about the princess of the moon?

(while I'm at it, /r/ing Kaguya's 'evil face' portrait)

>>4096256
Beautiful. If only it were true.

>>4096257
Kaguya? Evil?

Unlikely. I suggest you apologize now.

>>4096257

>>4096251

Damn, pretty masculine.

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>>4096311
I have bad news for you...

>>4096257

>>4096380
Thank you very much.

Here, have a haircut.

>>4096251
Old school bitches and whores.

>>4096392
That picture is so different from normal Kaguya that I once used MSpaint to redraw long hair to see if it was actually her.

>>4096400
I like it, but not as much as Sanae's haircut.

>>4096392
>that image

>>4096392
What a horrible haircut.

>>4096406
How plain.

>>4096415
Bah.

>>4096415
I think it is better than the original by miles.

Also requesting more haircuts.

>>4096412
Take that back!

>>4096427
I would rather see Youmu with long hair
even though she'd probably look like a smaller Mokou

"alternate_hairstyle" tag, so good.

Pic related, Saber.

>>4096428
Maybe. Maybe not.

>>4096427
You should grow your hair out, Youmu.
Yours is cute, but long hair is pretty much always better.

SPOILERS! everyone dies, except kaguya, and mouku, and yamada, and kanako, and suwako, and yuyuko (she is already death), and yukari, and oh yeah chuck norris

>>4096437
Long hair is a hindrance when swordfighting.

http://www.online-literature.com/anonymous/north-american-indian/7/

Here you go. Enjoy your Native American NTR.

>>4096443
go back to gaia

>>4096443
Kanako and Suwako will die if people stop believing in them.

Kanako's militant religious conversion bent suddenly seems a lot more noble when you consider that little Suwako would die without faith.

>>4096449
I guess the samurai just liked making things hard on themselves

>>4096463
It's canon that Suwako doesn't really care either way.

>>4096482
Perhaps she hasn't considered Sanae's mortality.

>>4096437

Once upon a time there was a girl. And this particular girl loved to grab peoples boobs, she'd grab everyones boobs, her mommy's her daddy's her friends, not her grandma's. Then one day the girl was off wandering trying to find a friend who had boobs she would let her grab. Then, suddenly the most adorable girl, with amazing titties popped up and said, I've seen you at school, wanna be friends? And then she pushed out her chest, and the girl finally got what she'd always wanted, a best friend, with nice tits to grab.

>>4096506
when do thy star kissing

>>4096489
Exposing your skin like that.

>>4096517

More likely exposing the NO RIGHT ARM there.

>>4096524
The right arm is right fucking there.

If you meant the left arm, it is clearly gripping the scabbard underneath her robe. The apparent shortness in arm length is due to the limitations of the viewing angle.

Looks severed to me brah

>>4097398
I'm going to say that is pad-armour.

Arm is here, wearing one of those armglove things the Japs love.

>>4097433
Protip: It's a play on the "ghost limb" feeling that amputees get. She is a half-ghost, but the flesh-colored thing with the stitches is her severed arm

>>4097433
The part coloured like her skin is the stump, the part coloured like the background is the background.

>>4096392
Bitch haircut for the bitch, it fits.

Youmu with with a different cut might be pretty awesome.


>>4096443
>yuyuko (she is already death)
Pretty accurate Freudian slip there.

>>4097433
It's the background cross, but whatever... Also Baiken ripoff.

>>4098551
It isn't especially freudian. All slips work the same way.