/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40942516
Consider elves.

>get ravaged by a Hellhound or a Manticore
>say "please don't leave me" after she's done

>be a kid in a human village
>nobody believes that you have a lilim friend

>>40942621
They look like they're jealous of Finland's prime minister

>>40942621
>Deonora crying for the umpteenth time about not having a cute boy to cuddle
>The poor subject she chose for today's tirade is visibly uncomfortable
>"H-have you tried cutting your hair and w-working out, y-your Highness?"

>>40942516
Why are foxes so evil?

The moment I see you, I'm throwing you into the feral kiki pit.

>>40942694
>feral kiki pit
w-what are they going to do to me

>>40942694
Not if I throw pocket shog at you.

>>40942657
Because of Korea.

>>40942702
They'll sniff you all over, then they will begin to engage in nesting behavior in the hopes that you'll make some kind of mess in said nest so they can clean it up

>>40942621
>>40942621
im going to fight for Deonora's hand in the Dragonia Arena. Thats the prize at the end, right?

>>40942702
Relentless tongue baths the moment you get a micro-spec of dirt on you.

Gyarupires are out hunting for virgins to suck.

>>40942719
NYEEENYEENYENYEENYEH
Hehehe

>>40942737
How can anyone be afraid of vampires? Just don't invite them in, simple as that.

Come to the wonderland!

>>40942721
>beat all the overpowered single dragons
>beat all the couples 1v2 because nobody else made it to the next bracket
>find out the tournament wasn't even for the right to marry the queen
>in hindsight this probably should've been obvious from the roster of participants
Anon's build wasn't minmaxed for int

>>40942563
That's how you get their protective instincts to go into overdrive.

>>40942795
The best thing about wonderland isn't the girls, it's the food.

>>40942822
Magical shrooms and funny kit milk for days... Feel good

>>40942795
Only if I get an alice that never loses her innocence, a diamond suit cheshire, a diamond suit dormouse, or a jabberwock

>>40942720
>nesting behavior
>its just a massive pile of blankets and pillows with you at the center
>they surround you
>get kiki'd from all angles

>>40942563
A Hellhound wouldn’t be leaving anyway.
A Manticore would probably leave, but then you’d keep bumping into her by complete coincidence in the following weeks.

>>40942808
She'll at least notice my strength and my desire, right? I did it with nothing but hands and feet.

Some neat game scenes. I bet succubi fight like this:
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph61cc5122392f9 (not what the title might imply)
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph61cc786a74dc0
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph61cc75b3c2c82

>>40942657
Cinnamon roll?

>>40942877
term for something pure and innocent

>>40942877
>This excites the wock

>>40942875
Most mamano would fight males like that.

>>40942808
>Deonora decides she isn't letting this one get away
>hastily enters herself into the tournament
>in her prime anon wouldn't have stood a chance, but her skills have gotten seriously rusty over the last thousand years

>>40942877
Comes from this
https://www.theonion.com/beautiful-cinnamon-roll-too-good-for-this-world-too-pu-1819576048

this griffon is too cute

>>40942927
I can only hope the day a monster girl aggressively sits on my face comes soon.

>>40942911
I don't get it

>>40942563
The thought of leaving would never cross her mind anon.

>>40942875
>>40942927
They'd fight other mg's like that too.

Why is the whole "apex monsters are seething virgins" thing so funny to me?
I want to call Deonora a virgin in the street.
It'll be hilarious.

>>40942563
>run up to the manticore and bury your face in her chest
>she asks if you can at least pretend to be scared of her

>>40942875
>>40942927
How are we supposed to win? Especially since getting a boner pretty much means instant defeat.

>>40943007
>looks innocent and pure
>looks like she can kill you
>is innocent and pure
>will actually kill you

Anon surely this one isn't so hard for you to figure out.

>>40943050
I'm glad. I know fate is on my side but I really want to stack the odds for getting a baphomet.
Imagine actually having a chance to fail and some guy who just heard of monster girls on portal day who hasn't obssessed with baphomets for years gets one. I am glad KC said that's unlikely.

>>40942808
>>beat all the couples 1v2 because nobody else made it to the next bracket
That's actually very impressive considering monsters are naturally stronger than humans and married couples mutually power each other up. Even if he doesn't get married gladiator anon must receive a massive reward for putting on a show like that

>>40943050
Bapho-chan might actually be a seething virgin
>What? ‘Say that after finding a partner?’ Bite me!
From the Runes of Pleasure page of MGE 1.

>>40943097
>Gladitor anon doesnt take it
>Nothing is worth it without her
>My love, Deneora
>If only I can get her, then I shall be happy
>Until then, the top sure is lonely

>>40943088
Reminder that the real difficulty of getting a Baphomet wife or something like a Lilim isn’t in trying to court them.
It’s the fact that you have to NOT say “ah fuck it” and fall for one of their underlings before even getting anywhere near them.

>>40943137
>Gladitor anon doesnt take it
Smarter to put it into his future daughters college fund

>>40943134
She's seething over something alright.
>>40943153
But not a problem for haremfags?

Post your best jubjub pics please!

>>40943163
The man stuck in a five succ pile isn’t going anywhere.

>>40943222
you gotta crawl with them on your back

>>40943055
>manticore gets increasingly frustrated as the boy she tries to torment doesn't show any signs of fear whenever she attempts
>starts to show up to her cave all dressed up as if it's a date
>keeps bringing her flowers and chocolate which she begrudgingly accepts
>whenever she tries the "monsters feast on human flesh" act he just ignores her and runs his fingers through her mane
>she enjoys all the affection but wishes he'd at least pretend to be even a little scared

>>40943194
Jubjubs are just as dumb as those useless flightless aussie harpies.

>>40943255
Kakapos are the cutest!

>>40943228
It’s not just from a physical standpoint. There’s a reason that the highest authorities are mostly still single and it’s not for a lack of haremfags. Unless you are truly dead-set on a particular individual, you’re going to run into a girl or girls that more than satisfy you long before you ever set foot on their property.

>>40943292
>caca
>poo
There's no way this is a real name...

>>40943292
They have a face-sitting obsession though.

>>40943304
That's a positive.

>>40943302
>Australia

>>40943317
That's a butt.

>>40943317
>Your maid presenting you with your wife's ass
This is what happiness looks like.

>"You are alright, don't go outside tonight."
What did she mean by that? What a strange kid.

Uoooohhh!!!!!! Jubjub erotic!!! Jubjub breasts and mouth!!!!! Erotic!!!!!!

>>40943351
Putins gonna stage a nuclear incident in a few hours to start the portals up.
We have top men working on it as we speak.

TOTAL SHOG DOMINATION!

>>40943476
>wait it's all shog
>"always has been"

>>40943476
Also, gonna need sauce on that

>>40943476
Dumb eldritch backhoe.

>>40943341
>shog makes out with nightgaunt while nightgaunt wears you as a bodysuit

>dragon wife starts talking in her sleep again
>sounds like that dream where some invisible midget tries to steal her treasure

>>40943476
I wonder if we'll ever see the Shoggoths' old masters.

Thigh and pelvic muscles trained by years, decades, possibly centuries of horse riding
Made for mind breaking men by riding them.

>>40942516

Seriously though, let's see some jubjub pics

>>40942549
Only if they're bird type.

Cum to Brazil

I want an anubis to sit on my face while she plays strategy and city builder games.

I want to be KABEDON'D by an Eros succubus.

>>40943619
neet butt stinky

>>40943409
>tall girl fashion
Please tell me its tummy windows

>>40943680
That's an evergreen style for monsters.

>>40943553
>Dragon daughteru starts sleep talking too
>have to replace the smoke alarms almost every week because of her

>>40943409
Abe... what a true hero...

>>40943605
I think I might actually go to Brazil if kots like these were in the favelas

>>40943723
That one might be a bit much for the jannies, on second thought.

My dog still wants to go for walkies, how do I tire a dog out without walking 35 miles every day?

>>40943795
Treadmill

>>40943795
techno trousers

>>40943795
A wise man once said, "Wight girls fuck dogs"
Go find a Wight to add to the harem, peanut butter not required but highly desired.

>>40943795
Eat a bowl of raging mushrooms

>>40942516

>>40943075
How could a cinnamon kill me?

>>40943889
diabetes

>>40943889
It'll kill you if you eat it too fast and choke on it.

>>40943889
Look behind you

What is this cat trying to tell us?

>>40944072
To keep all doors open at all times, including the backdoor.

>>40944088
The cleaning fish are pretty clever

ded

>>40944218
Dead and with good reason! Come join us!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNAF3c_LKFE

>>40944229
crazed ghost

>>40944218

What's the average spm(sucks per minute) on a manticore tail?

>>40942646
can I apply for the position of Deonora's cute boy? can i apply if i'm old, bald, fat and ugly?

>>40944335
She's a CC (probably) ancient dragon, on her scale you're no different from a real shota with fluffy hair
she's going to spike your drinks with shotafication potions anyway

>>40944305
average *maximum SPM for a manticore tail is about 820. however, they rarely go that far.

>>40944418
Good trigger discipline.

The weak should fear the strong.

i;ve been paintng damn apples

>>40944526
>whale vs f2p

>>40943619
i want an anubis to sit in my lap while we play strategy boardgames together

>>40944571
?

>>40944218
Often forgotten fact, pharaohs are undead girls.

>>40944590
Only gacha players will get it.

>>40944596
i feel dullahans and dopplegangers undeadness gets overlooked more
think she's got all her organs intact?

>>40944619
oh right. get that vile shit out of here.

>>40944625
I think everyone recognizes dullahans as undead since they don't have heads.

>>40944590
whale = someone who spends a lot of money on microtransactions in free mobile games. usually has a lot of cool units
f2p = free-to-play = someone who refuses to spend money on microtransactions in free mobile games. usually doesn't have a lot of cool units.

picture unrelated

>>40944658
I'm convinced that when the portals open, gacha devs/publishers will end up in that special actual prison for really evil people

>>40944670
It's just a wholesome gambling addiction.

>>40944703
creeping coin might be into it

>>40944703
>addiction
>wholesome
apparently gacha players are no better than the devs. although other anon makes a good point too

>>40944727
rejoice that your brain is not broken in the way theirs is. addictions are terrible things unless it's ms apophis and then it's really cool and fun and legal

>>40944727
I'm only addicted to lolis.

>>40944526
Don't worry, someday that fay sorceress will have have a bosom worth noting.

>>40944746
>unless it's ms apophis
or manticore
>Anon what the hell, you are addicted to blowing money away on shitty mobile games?
>You know what, I'll get you hooked up on something more fun and it won't ruin your wallet
>Lots and lots of "free pulls"~

>>40944526
I do not fear that dragon

>>40944703
>>40944727
This is the only wholesome gacha.

>>40944797
they're really quite nice

>>40944805
The issue with this gatcha game is that you can only roll for a new character every 9 months. Every three weeks if you have all the upgrades.

>>40944812
i thought you could get more uptime and throughput with egglaying. pop one out, incubate it and keep going

>>40944703
Trust me when I say that no addiction is wholesome.
Six and a half years sober from drinking and drugs. The idea of being with my waifu has helped me keep from falling back into that shit.

>>40944805

I was wrong to mention addictions in broken men thread. I am sorry.

>>40945106
GRAB HER CORE AND SQUEEZE IT

>>40945113
anon no you cant handle that much demonic energy, and she cant handle an orgasm that severe

>>40944812
The trick is to make a harem of echidna.

>>40945116
SQUEEEZZEE

>>40945120
can you remember the names of your 102 million children

>>40945120
Can you survive the echidna rape ball?

>>40942516
conquer the world via kiki

>>40945130
>So many children even their mothers can't keep track of them anymore.
>Have to start traveling the multiverse kidnapping men for your daughters to marry

>>40945156
>eventually anon conquered universes, all because his wife wanted more kids

>>40945106
You need to believe in the oppai for it to be real

>>40945130
If I was an incubus pumped full of limitless mana I probably could.

>As big as a car
>Apex predator
>Can destroy a castle with her bare hands
>Doesn't smell due to naturally balanced draconic microbiome
>Doesn't wash herself (no need to), only gets wet when she digs into groundwater
>IQ so high it causes an overflow error
>Can chew through titanium, will still keep her 34 teeth for the rest of her life
>Strong meaty body thanks to her diet of raw meat and sedimentary rock
>Will snu-snu you gently
>Godzilla aesthetic
How can other waifus even compete?

>>40945156
that sounds awfully similar to my favorite fantasy

>>40945166
and you forgot how good their milk is as well how fun it is to wrestle wurms anon. And I thought you are true wurm loving anon

>>40945162
…

>>40945166
To be fair, MGE is chock full of great waifus, wurms included. Discovering MGE after MGQ was quite an experience, from good girls being an exception to shit girls being an exception instead.

>>40945166
Wurms are good girls and deserve all the candy every Halloween no matter how old they are!

>>40945162
>>40945156
>A crazy man just came through a weird portal thing
>"You look like a good man. I'm going to have you marry 20 of my daughters and give me many grandchildren"
>You can not escape his incredible strength, forged from an incomprehensible amount of echidna sex

i really like abyssals a lot.

>>40945166
>basically a flying wurm

>>40945203
Flayers really grew on me in with time

>>40945202
Oh no!?

>>40945164
This artist is a blessing to all us slimebros

>>40945190
>ywn eat Shogberry pie

>>40945190

>>40945210
I wish I was good enough to write an entire story about a Wurm that gets mistaken for a Ryu and somehow does a better job than the Ryu who left the shrine in the first place.

fucking your echidna wife just to please her and not for the sake of spoiling your future daughters is wrong

>>40945246
why not both

>>40945246
Fucking your mamono wife is never wrong. Looks anon is in need of some rape correction

>>40945202
Can't expect to always get what you want, but overall I'm pretty lucky this time.

>>40945256
have you considered narrowing down your choices? too many options tend to paralyze people

>>40945246
forgive my retardation but i have no idea what you are trying to say. how does fucking your wife spoil your children?

>>40945202
Can I choose which daughters I get to marry? Or is it like the first 20 to grab me get to marry me?

You cant just fuck until the universe freezes over,wont it get boring eventually?

>>40945263
You're getting forcefully married to 20 girls, from an echidna so.

>>40945279
>You cant just fuck until the universe freezes over
Oh yeah? watch me

>>40945279
But what if your fucking brings heat back into the universe?

>>40945279
Different shaped pupils are a major weakness of mine.

>>40945279
>that little clitoral hood peek
nice

>>40945246
Are you having a stroke?

>>40945263
I'm normally a monogamyfag, but in this theoretical scenario I'm supposed to marry all of them. Now I wouldn't seek out a harem in the first place, but if circumstances made me have one of this size, this is a nice roll.
Minotaur is in my top 10, so that's good.
Normally Manticore is an asshole, but other wives can keep her in check, so it's not an issue.
Beelzebub can also be made by other wives to be more clean.
I'm not fond of Nurarihyon's gimmick, but if I'm getting this many wives, I'm way past caring.
This only leaves the Dwarf because i'm not a lolicon. I don't expect her to grow taller, but I hope mamono mana can give her some nice knockers and hips.
Rest of the girls range from acceptable to great.

>>40945203
Based.

>>40945322
20 is just way too many. It just doesn't seem like a natural relationship would be possible.
Nobody even has a friend group of 20 people, let alone lovers.

>>40944939
I've been seeing this guy's art more and more, have a source?

>>40945355
I came across the guys twitter but forgot to save it

>>40945355
hook and fangs

>>40945355
The artist name is Hooksnfangs.

>>40945389
Thanks brah

>>40945330
I know, just playing along with the scenario. I'm a monogamyfag for a reason.

>>40945405
I use to be a monogamyfag
I still am but I use to also

>>40945415
Once the reality of monster wife sets in you know the best you can handle is one girl and her friend

>>40945417
what if you get kidnapped by a hive of blood mosquitos or something?

I was thinking about how both you and your wife will always be reunited after reincarnation. What if there's a chance that having multiple wives in one life could result in them being born to an echidna as an amalgamation of their previous lives? Just imagine making a harem of every dragon species and having them reincarnate as the most powerful being in existence.

>>40945426
I'm not familiar with that girl but fate makes exceptions. Like khepris, who get off to being a harem

>>40945435
just chimeras

>>40945440
mosquito vamps*

>>40945452
You're just a piece of meat. A blood bag.

>>40945435
>you're born a simple peasant
>a lot happens and you find yourself married to a powerful dragon
>have a long and fulfilling life together
>pass away in each others arms
>you're reincarnated as a prince of a distant country
>your wife is reincarnated as your personal kikimora maid

>>40945452
?

>>40945449
I keep forgetting how many girls there are. Every once and a while I end up (re)discovering ones, mostly through the sorter.

>>40945256
Got a link for this? I keep forgetting it.

>>40945499
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>>40945499
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>>40945501
>>40945503
Very nice

>>40945426
you'd be very, very itchy

>>40945219
By your own volition, or is a flyer making you think that?

>>40945588
in a good way?

>>40945592
I want to have consensual sex with this fish

>>40945588
To me a vampire and a mosquito are basically the same thing

>>40945624
I want to take her tablet and hide it.

imagine teaching your older wife how to play the "nintendo" as she calls it

i love all dragons

>>40945641
thats like comparing a wight to a zombie,both are different

>>40945640
Return the slab

>>40945640
thats how you make a sea bishop cry

>>40945661
even Otohimes?

fishnet dress lingere with a micro bikini under it on a nice and meaty older monster is the best thing

>>40945435
Lets say you craft a golem or more primitive type of automaton, and you set certain preferences and imprint some sort of personality onto them via magic. But as you grow more intimate with your creation, mamano magic works does its work and your creation essentially develops itself to align more with your preferences.
Was your wife in your previous life somehow reincarnated subconsciously by you when you imprinted said personality onto the golem, or does your wife essentially reincarnate into and/or take over your creation? Would that mean your wife of a past life has been living rent-free inside your head somewhere, or is there some plane of existence where her soul waits until a suitable vessel is born/created?

Sniff sniff, danuki breath
Sniff sniff, danuki breath
Sniff sniff, danuuuukiiii breeeaath

>"Kislev." The Ice Queen says in her Slavic accent

>>40945716
i had a similar idea but you are the one that inhabits the thing your wife made and It becomes a body of flesh and blood right in front of her as if by divine power
but I think the automaton will have the soul of her and her entire being the moment the spark of life is given

>>40945722
Consider suicide.

>>40945726
I'm just gonna go out on a limb and assume for cases like this, you actually end up creating a new soul and inevitably lock yourself into the harem-route. Seems like it'd be the simplest answer. It'd also mean that the majority of harems were formed because the male in a past life was an eccentric dollfucker, which is pretty based.

>>40945746
dolls would be quite popular i'd imagine and they are both the most human and inhuman at the same time

>>40945773

>>40945725
sorry i dont speak scottish

>>40942516
The Cyber Monstergirl is succeeding in corrupting the Protagonist

>>40945780
She's turned the weans against us

>>40945783
>"Discard your flesh and a new world awaits you"
>"I demand it"

>>40945742
Never. I'm not big into undeads

The joy of being soaked in sandworm spit while tightly snuggling up to your sandworm's tongue

>>40945742
WILL-o-the wisp fingers typed this

>>40945773
>Wat'cha lookin' at? Think i won't eat ya?!
>>40945779
>Attractive or not doesn't matter, when you take by force
uh oh, is she going to declare special romantic operation on me?

>>40945879
>wanted: dead or alive
i do admit ms wisp has a novel approach to dating

what're you buying?

>>40945937
I want that leaf

>>40945937
I'd like 1 hour of the privilege to sniff her breath

>>40945937
A glass of danuki milk.

>>40945937
wurm protein powder

my fridge is fucked. i need a holst wife for milk now.

>>40945946
>>40945959
>>40945968
>>40945977
Watching her make a tea latte made from her danuki leaf, mixed with wurm protein powder and sniffing her breath as she drinks it

what the hell. all i want is my wurm protien powder to make some damn gains

>>40945937
i like her shirt

>>40945937
do you think leaf piercings hurt to get?

>>40945937
You know elephant guns?
I need one of those, but for dragons.

>>40946021
ask ms alarune

I was thinking about black harpies earlier today.

They seem nice

>>40946037
smart, tricksy, family-oriented
there's a lot to like

>>40945937
Some supplements.

>>40946048
>hecho en argentia
esto tiene verga pequenas, los que tiene grande viene de ecuador

>>40946057
Speak english or go back to /int/, faggot spic.

>>40946074
calm down, anon. It was just a throwaway joke talking about how argentinains have small wangs

>>40946057
Yer fond of me lobster ain't ye?

>>40946081
I don't care.

>>40946082
No, im fond of older monsters and monsters that can speak spanish to talk shit with
>>40946096
Ok

Rapist monsters beware I have finally mastered bogey martial arts. I can disable even the strongest of monsters with a few strikes to the pressure points thus turning them into limp body pillows for at least three hours

>>40945800
I am not sure if I would fall for it

>>40946114
you know you could just ask anon?

>>40946135
this whole board needs to take the basic communication pill

>>40946150
good luck, Ms flayer and her identical sisters have their work cut out for them

>>40946150
language barrier is hotter

>>40946135
I dare you to ask a Hellhound or a Manticore to let you use her as a daki for three hours and not try anything funny.

>>40946162
just promise at the end, you'll do whatever lewd thingds they want, and make sure you keep that promise. Aint so hard, right?

>>40946135
I assure you anon that it's purely for self defense and not so I can ambush and cuddle random monsters who were walking around alone

>>40946162
i wouldnt last 5 minutes without at least some intercrural

>>40946180
London had Jack the ripper and MGC has Anon the cuddler. Can the police stop his reign of comfy terror?

At what point is it appropriate to ask a Jinko for a handjob?

Unlucky and alone this Friday night? don't worry you silly boy, your auntster will always be there for you to keep you company and play as your girlfriend for as long as you want. She will teach you and help you gain experience, meanwhile she will pamper you as much as she wants.

>>40946235
As soon as you find out she's single

>>40946236
well it's time to pamper your auntster instead

>>40946200
> Jack the ripper

>>40946236
Is it really babymaking "practice" when she's making real babies as a result?

>>40946270
Like my old football coach used to say practice like you play so yes

I got some serious deja vu reading this.

more arms

>>40945783
Is it really corruption if a guy wants it?

>>40946321
>more arms
https://exhentai.org/s/e813cf058c/662796-82

>>40946321
always an improvement

>>40943759
It's fucking unbelievable how sexy she is. Then they go and give her a hangup on Solomon. You were so close DW...

>>40946321
Why yes

>>40946355
I have no idea what you're talking about

>>40945624

I mean you can't rape the willing so-

>>40946366
Don't worry about it. I'm just bitching.

>>40945256
>Roll 20 for fun
>2 living armor
now that makes me wonder, how would a living armor harem work? They're full sets of armor right, not like you can have each one be a piece of a set

I'm sure to win because my speed is superior.

Is magic real?

>>40946387
front and back
left and right
top and bottom

>>40946418
As real as a jabberwock with three mouths

>>40946449
anon, there are wocks with six mouths

>>40946251
Oh, I'm so happy someone likes my doodles. Since I'm back from the work hell I can draw again. Do I doodle more danuki, wurm or try a vyvern?

>>40946503
wyren, they dont get enough love

>>40942516

Which monster would take great delight in corrupting a young, naive and pure man?

>character development

>>40946598
Shorthair cheshire is cute.

>tfw you fall right into the part of wonderland where all the cougars and mature monsters live, and you fell right on the tea table, naked as the day you were born

>>40946503
More danuki please. A danuki up to no good

>>40946596
Dormouse

>>40946645
how? aside from making him lazy

>>40945937
any charms or trinkets to deal with the effects of lust and sleep?

>>40945937
my soul back from her, damn you pops and your gambling addiction

>>40946503
I second more Danuki auntster

>>40946648
Fren... Do not underestimate the evilness of a dormouse. They may look pure and innocent, but they're some of the most depraved mamono out there. It would be imprudent to speak of all the evils they commit and how they corrupt their victims. Definitely not a topic for a blue board.

>>40946662
Who needs to get married when you have a rich danuki aunt waiting for you at home?

>>40946598

Cocohorse

>>40946725
Inferior to goat form.
Give me cute goat secretary.

>>40946676
I would come back after one of my unlucky going outs on a Friday night and when she receives me all cheerful trying to warm me up like every Friday I give her a ring that I exclusively got for her, maybe we can't get married but at least I can show her that way that she's the woman for me

>>40946844
Oh no! She's cute!

Look I would be fine with a robo or digi waifu

>>40946355
Another reason why I don't play FGO.

I desire a wyvern harem.

i'd be the type to do something stupid, get hurt, get patched by the nice monsters in the hositpal and countine my stupidity until Im stopped by a monster

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

instead, remember that your harem/bodyguards need to have a matching color scheme if they really want to stand out.
Doesn't matter if they're wearing plate or cloth.

>>40947026
>ywn be sitting at the same table as your kiki zero's her SVD

>>40946676
asking your danuki aunster to review your resume, only for her to maliciously edit it and send it out for you, ensuring that you don't get a job and need to keep spending time with her!
Danuki auntsters hooking you up with friends in your field of choice who tell you that the field's oversaturated and that you'd be better off finding a rich wife!
danuki auntsters intercepting your calls and politely declining that job offer!
danuki auntsters telling you that the job market's tough right now, and that you can always stay with her while you're getting back on your feet!

>>40947242
I'll just go fight in the pit where all the rich monsters bet and use the fighters as ways to settle business deals

So here's the deal.

I can get your thrown into a dark cellar, 10' x 10', and in are 10 ghouls. The only way out is through a root cellar door that's got a rusty lock that should be easy to break. There's a sledgehammer being kept in one of the coffins of the ghouls, but I don't know which one.

Alternatively I can have you tossed in a greenhouse of similar size and along the inner walls of it are planted 4 alraunes and 2 liliraunes. Thick vines and shrubbery block your access to door, and it appears that a machete is being guarded by two of the alraunes.

So Anon. Which scenario will you choose? Do you try to escape, or will you become the food of the inhabitants?

>>40947331
Alraunes/liliraunes. Plants are cool, don't even give me the machete.

>>40947331
Why would I try to escape the Ghouls? that makes no sense to me

>>40947360
They're extremely violent ghouls

>>40947331
alarunes and make sure they are extremely mature and ripe with very meaty bodies

>>40947388
You'll have to "fertilize" them if you want them to be lush, vibrant, and ripe

>>40947423
will they at least be meaty oba sans?

>>40947430
Plants really don't age like people do, so I don't know. They look youthful, but when I asked their age, they refused to give an answer. And generally in my experience, women that don't give their age tend to be older. So, I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

>>40947331
I'm partial to alraunes anyway so it's an easy pick for me

>>40947450
Good enough for me, always been meaning to get more greens in my sexual diet

>>40947453
Have you considered greenworms?

>>40947331
I wear steel toed boots so I’ll just kick open the ghoul door, easy.

>>40947331
The one with ghouls is easier to escape.

>>40947464
I consider green Wurms daily

>>40947492
Neither room is easy to escape. In the cellar, you won't walk more than 2' without bumping into a ghoul. It's dark, and they're pursuing you. In the greenhouse, the alraunes control the vines which can easily restrain you if you make a false move. In either case, you're not getting out without having bedded one monster unless you're extremely high level or have God Mode on.

to be a great wizard, you must first slepp with the great old dark mage of the woods as soon as possible

>>40947626
I'm fairly certain that's not how you become a great wizard. From what I'm aware of, the best way to become a great wizard is to join Shirokuto's Sabbath and train with her and her witches.

>>40947626
Instructions unclear, she's let me into her house and offered me some warm milk and cookies while she prepares "something special"

That's it anon. Your crimes are simply too severe to overlook.
I sentence you not to the hag pit, but the Hebi hag pit

>>40948104
wouldn't that just be a battle royale

>>40947464
They're good girls who deserve all the fresh veggies!

>>40948157
Yes, and you are in the middle of it.
Good luck.

>>40947331
Ghouls, i tell them that I can help them find a husband if they help me find a rata wife

Time for the jungle expedition!
Surely THIS ONE will work and we won't end up like all those other expeditions that vanish without a trace after about a week.
Oh no, we will strike it rich, trust me!

>>40948267
>anon ends up claimed by the junglekot chieftain who owns the entire city made of gold
task failed successfully

>>40948267
Gee Aguirre, are you sure about this?

>>40948305
Nothing can go wrong, we have the strength of our arms and the favor of the Goddess on our side!

>>40948334
Well at least the food is good

>>40948267
>>40948334
How would the taco cats react if I tell them I’m part Spanish.

>>40948432
The same way they would always react when a man starts speaking.
rape.

Anybody have that automaton image with the "let me tell you how much I've came to love you" speech?

>stuck up Aunt Dragon who keeps barging into your dingy apartment and to talk down to cook and clean for her worthless nephew

>>40948505
She keeps drinking my beers!

One last rapekot before bed

>>40948572
>One last rapekot before bed
or so anon thought, before he found the actual last rapekot, waiting for him on the bed

>>40948450
A predictable response, I’m gonna kiss her paw pads then.

>>40942516
>"Oh anon. Tried crossing the border again? Welp, you know the drill. Hands behind your head, get down so I can cuff you. You can speak with your lawyer or legal representative when I bring you to the station."

>>40948635
S'all good, ma'am.

>>40948525
"UGH! Do you really drink this trash?! Disgusting!"
>Continues sipping while mumbling complaints under her breath

>>40948635
>warhammer shit
fuck off

>>40948251
Flawed logic.

Ghouls:
>Why go and find a husband when we have one right here (you)

>>40948724
I've been debating on whether to buy the new warhammer artbook or kcs mge vol 1 and 2.
opinions on this?

>>40947242
Welp guess it's back to kitchen porter work

>>40947026
why does she need three mags of ammo? don't kikimoras pride themselves on efficieny?

I want to smell a lilim's used panties.

>>40948790
with 10 ghouls and only one me best they can get is one tenth of a husband. and since i don't want to be decimated like this, it's more efficient for them if i get outside and help them find a husband for each of them.

>>40949031
Can you guess her looks by the smell?
>It smells like strawberries and ginger

>>40948790
Why get husband who don't like them and must be shared to 9 others if you everyone can be happy ?

>>40949058
you will like them once that mouth gets on you

More importantly than large breasts and birthing hips, look for a girl that has a fat tail.

>>40949038
>>40949058
>Why wait another second for wiener when there's one right here?
-Ghouls probably

They only use their mouths (until they know better), and you can get many mouths on one man. And they're hungry. Ghouls don't strike me as the girls willing to negotiate or pay attention to your protests. I feel the alraunes in the other option would be more level-headed and willing to negotiate.

>>40949117
What does a fat tail tell you about a girl?

>>40949117
That's not even a girl you faggot

>>40949140
Why do you know that?

>>40949151
Because It's from a game named Black Souls and that character is a trap lizard fag

>>40949131
That's she'd make a great wife and prefers it from behind.

>>40949140
>>40949161
Damn it, that artist only posts monster girls.

>>40949174
Dragons are cute, need loli form.

>>40949212
>Young's dragon hoard
>It's just a bunch of marbles and some trading cards

>>40949174
Never mind the faggot remark, I assumed you were a certain type of a shitposting cretin at first.

>>40947214
Anon. That's an AS Val. Please be respectful to your (future) Kiki /k/ommando wife. Demon realm silver bullets aren't cheap.

>>40949128
Then i will just resort to spam shield bashing until we get a accord

foxies just wanna have lots and loooooots of kids

>>40949031
I want to be used as a lilim's panties.

>>40949359
What's the difference anyway
>Sex = regular human style intercourse
>Mating = butt-to-butt copulation and she grips your dick with her pusssy to keep it locked inside
?

>>40949359
i accept this burden