/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Recap: I'm Yukari's husband, the King of Touhou, the Demiurge, the Beast 666. I posted >1000 Touhou dreams on this shitty board, thereafter my dreams basically revolve around the board, and how its extremely shitty state, very much exacerbated by a shitty faggot called Blacktan(aka Altaar, Gwaelden, Thanos) spamming shit threads/posts, using the information I've given away by posting dreams to shit up the board most effectively.
Why does shitting up a 4chan board matter? My dreams say /jp/ is Astrally supercharged because I'm The fucking Demiurge posting all my dreams here. Secondly, you see something, your mind generates an illusion in the Astral, unless you've got an iron grip on your subconscious, so if you see a picture of a character getting raped you charge a curse against them. /jp/'s threads should be like shrines to the characters, instead it's a shithole, with Altaar and his buttbuddies intentionally making things worse. Because of this and some other retarded mistakes my dreams have become ludicrously corrupted.
Read these threads to know what's up with this insane torment in much more detail.
>>/jp/thread/40506402
>>/jp/thread/S40700763
>>/jp/thread/S40594454
Read this site remake of my first thread to know how it all began, with me shitposting my awesome cool dreams about gods and demons, Dark Souls, fucking half the cast of Touhou and a bunch of other anime babes, venting about shitty dreams I really should have kept to myself, then nosediving straight into the most insane nightmare ever.
There's also this site which is a retype of a few threads after that
https://eilienen.neocities.org/
and there's a site after that but it's basically just those warosu threads above.
A veritable fucking Bible's worth of dreams.
Basically all it comes down to is maybe fighting the corruption shitposts a bit, but more importantly I have to become somewhat famous so this board gets firestormed and shitposting faggots wont matter, I figure what my dreams mean by "reach the moon."

In my bed. I heard a windows error noise as my Yukari fumo had fallen away from me. I picked her back up saying sorry.

Irithyll. A couple of invaders chased an onion knight off a ledge and plunge attacked him, popping his tear, then they both accidently used Estus instead of Church Shiv so the onion Estus'd. I thought about how dark Dark Souls is, trying to kill eachother, often shitting on them when they die.

I was told that Yukari's been corrupted since my first thread and I've needed to go back in time ever since. Yeah, with those hospital nightmares, and me retardedly venting about *those* trash dreams, no shit.

I saw this board is the Milky Way and Yukari is with the faggot that has the most influence over it, as I've said several times before, who is apparently Altaar.

I was escorting a girl along a road. I accidently dropped something on her foot, hurting her, then took her over to a car.
Yukari was angry and didn't want to see me.

I wondered why I couldn't pray to anyone but God for Yukari to be with me, then thought "Well, because it's God." I started properly channeling my motivation to do good for her, since, yeah, I'd *better* fucking try.

I saw the glownigger posts in my Yukari thread, that they corrupted my thread. I was told I needed to respond with some cuckoldry writefaggotry or else I wouldn't get my Izanami-related job where I poured down torrents of water from the sky creating stuff. I was standing on a trunk in my room, going "Ohhh! Fuck!"

Playing a Bloodborne game, but it was much more horrifying. I saw a patient tied to a bed and a monstrosity lurking over him, and knew patients in the hospital were processed into vials of fluid. I thought it was dumb to play a game like that when my dreams are so ultra sensitive and absorbant. I thought "Yeah, as if I'd go to a fucking asylum." I false awake in bed with my eyemask on, I thought I sensed Great One Mergo, who was muttering things while floating around me. I took my eyemask off asking "Are you Mergo?" but he'd flown behind me, giving a fist bumping back massage.

Standing in front of a hearth. A line up of people were passing by me carefully, then they started going fast and they tripped, causing a girl beside me to fall badly. After they left I said they should've just gone slow and it would have been okay. I go with another guy, we were thinking the girl was dead, saying stuff about her being cold and that it was awful. I lay next to her but she's actually just fine, giving a yelp when she notices me basically on top of her.

Walking away from a building. A guy said things are so bad for me I'd need to catch a fairy. I thought "I've been chasing fairies my whole life."

I saw something about God. Saying that there's still a chance for me to become a channel for Heaven. I saw someone who channeled his dreams into comics.

In a room with a guy. I told him to put on Highway Song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st5EaJsXz64 He started playing Call of Duty in a maze-like map. He had downed someone, but he just kept shooting around him instead of at him, and the downed guy killed him with his pistol.

Altaar saying "Of course I killed you Eilienen, just look at your wife." I see Marge Simpson nearby, with big tits.

At a gas station. I heard on my radio something about zombies and Nemesis. As I went to pay for fuel, I saw one clerk was fucking Nemesis glaring at me. I slowly went back to my car, keeping my eyes on him. He was definitely glaring at me. I was expecting him to burst through the wall after me any time, I made a little bow of my head like to apologise, went back to my car, saw beside Nemesis another clerk was Newman, got in and drove off.

Saw some guys talking in Spanish about the shit going on with me, fucking cuckoldry nightmare bullshit. I sat next to one of them who listened on the ground, one asked why and I said I wanted to ask what he thinks of all this shit, but he got up and drove off in orange cars with the rest. I thought "I wish my car was orange, instead of silver."

At a desk. Nearby was a couple Japanese guys working at computers. I looked through a sketchbook, seeing cool dark pictures of Twilight Princess Zelda. I come across a shitty picture of Yukari saying cuckoldry shit, which I immediately tore out and scrunched up. Went over to a bin, but figured those guys would probably check what I threw out, I unscrunched and checked the image, but now it was just another cool Zelda image. Went back to the book looking for the shitty image. Checked behind me, seeing the guys were on Pixiv. Went over to one thinking to ask for a commission, he said "Thank you. I get a lot of people coming to me." like he's too busy.

In a classroom, I saw Yukari at the front with an image, saying something about me being the stupidest, and her being 100x. I didn't quite catch the words. Went around the classroom to a guy and asked what it said. He said she wrote "I'm glad you have an enemy that makes you happy, even though you have me, who is 100x..." and called me the "Stupidest..."[I guess, "Genius"] and herself "The most intelligent NPC." The guy telling me this wondered if Altaar was going to track me down and kill me, but he was nearby, silent for a moment, then said "I'm just going to be happy with Yukari." I said "As soon as I get attention, you mean nothing." I went back to front of the class. Yukari was going to make another image for me, asking what size paper I wanted her to use. For some reason I immediately blurt A4, then thought she can make more for me if she has A3, so I mentioned that. A coin dropped onto the desk next to us, I said "Well, flip a coin." Flipped it, caught it, revealed it, Tails, which meant A3. A guy laughs "Ha! Tails is always the worse outcome!"

In a playground with lots of people. An ugly girl pisses on my arm, so I went over to a beautiful girl pissing and got it washed off. I walked around and saw Sanae. I hugged her, she said she would guide me to a place that's important. I flew up in the sky still hugging her, occasionally loosening my grip so she can point where to go. I was conscious of the destination being some houses by the seaside where I'd been before. We come to one last alleyway before there, but a teacher guy who I thought is an enemy gets in the way, wondering aloud "You should be cursed" like he was wondering if I was[sure am]. I saw a Stervhïa album called "Boundary's Boundary."

In a shed that was at the destination. I put a song on on my laptop, it somhow reminded me of Alstroemeria's For Lovers not Fighters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPX3fZZaP_I It started off by singing "Countdown down to zero! Countdown down to zero!", giving me frissons. Sorted my playlist by Album to see the rest, but it was a solitary song, made by "Snowden". I see /jp/ and think "that shitty board." Saw a music video for the song playing out in front of me. MMD Yukari and Shinki appeared ahead, dancing and spinning around eachother, their skirts flying up showing their thighs with garterbelts. Marisa and Alice were off to the right dancing similarly. It was about 6 minutes of MMD dancing, I thought if the glowniggers challenged me to find a video the Japanese liked more I'd win with this. A gradually scaling in volume static vvvvvVVVVVV- sound ends the song and video, a bunch of guys appeared at the last moment but most of them disappeared, along with the MMD characters, leaving only clothes behind. The remaining guys left. Yukari had danced beside me at the last moment, I picked up her purple top, skirt, and panties, the last of which I sniffed.

In a Mcdonalds. A girl and a boy were arguing, the girl saying Hell exists, while the boy laughingly denied it. They seperate, I go up to the boy saying "Hey, I'll prove to you Hell exists, just read this..." I pull a little piece of paper and started writing crimsonhornets.neocities.org, but adults pulled him away, I figured they probably thought I was pedo or something. I see seated at the corner of the restaurant is my family, with Yukari among them, a space left beside her for me, I quickly rushed over to fill it.

Bloodborne. Dark grey stone path next to grey haunted trees with little black rails lining the paths. There was a group of white cloaked Church Servants nearby. Thought I saw my lost Blood Echoes next to them so I tried to take them, but they weren't there, then thought I saw them next to another group, went next to them trying to take it, but that was also a mirage. Something alerted them, they all starting coming after me. There was a lamp nearby, but I thought they were too close, ran to another nearby lamp, but they were on my tail, still too close. I heard an old man's voice drawling "Existence is futile. The burnt offerings continue to increase..swirling..." I ran off a bit, didn't care to hear what that guy was saying, used a Bold Hunter's Mark.

Using a computer. Water started flooding out of the tower. I I heard an error voice talking about water, then I heard Todd Smith(Dog Fashion Disco, etc) cursing me. I said "Todd Smith's against me? What if I'm praying to God to repent?"

Went somewhere where seagulls(invaders) were swarming over bird eggs, pecking at them and killing the fetuses inside, I shooed them off, managed to save just one cracked egg, taking the bird fetus with me, thinking it'll become my companion when it grows up.

I went up to a platform, there was a gargoyle with my brother's online handle lamenting, saying he was turned into bone marrow ash, and that he had come so close. On the platform was a monster that turned into a mermaid witch. She was talking about me, saying I had the Blazblue, now she wonders if she can get her hands on the other Azure Grimoire. I saw Hazama, the other Blazblue possessor, as a blue spirit, come down from a vertical tunnel nearby, saying "Ragna!? I know you're there!" looking to have fun tormenting him.

I saw an RPG jobs menu. Saw my class was Maid, probably since my dreams constantly urge me to bring change to this shitty board, which sounds stupid but it's the Touhou board, I'm the King of Touhou, it's fucking shitty and riddled with glownigger posts, which my dreams insist has a deteriorating/curse effect on the astral.

In a classroom. Class was over, I said when class is over Insight resets to 0. I went into a nearby toilet, flushing it and grabbing up all the toilet paper and putting it in a bin. I guess it's like if my dream threads that oppose corruption die, things reset, the toilet paper being for cleaning this shitty board.
I saw twitter account made by Altaar, with a description like "Empty heavenly foam" saying it was made a year ago, but it was actually made four months ago. I crossed out the page with a big X, then went to my twitter page, which had a description saying "Ishtar a best. Expect collabs when I get money."

In a little house jerking off to something, saw out my window people starting to look out their window, so I stopped, posing in a way to hide what I was doing, then check what they were looking at. A building had caught fire, I thought I had a dream predicting this, so I went over and took a photo, then hurried back to my house in case anyone wanders in and sees what I was jerking to.

I heard some kids talking. Saw a map, went around the land circling down around the left side of a lake, at the bottom segments of where I crossed to I saw pixelart of Sanae with a drill gohei, the kids asked what that meant.[Yukari = Moses, Sanae has Moses miracles, something something...]

My sister had gone on a trip. I thought I'd like to come with to escape the astral dross that hangs over urban environments, but there'd be too much walking and I couldn't take it. Come across leftover Mcdonalds chips, although the packet had full potatoes in it. I'm so desperate I was going to eat it, but some kids come up saying they had a leftover burger if I wanted it.

Yukari comes up to me, I had money but she told me to give it to her. She came back with onions she'd sliced for me, just tossing some badly cut ones on the unclean table in front of me, then after a bit she placed well cut ones in my hand, which I ate. I asked what she meant by this, she said she was demonstrating something. She also gave me some sliced tomatoes.
Went with her into a classroom, a few kids seated around. Yukari said to one "NEVER post your dreams like a tard, like he did." An older girl nearby says "Haha! He fights like a unicorn, by posting his dreams" I thought yeah, The Demiurge fights like a unicorn, and the unicorn fights like The Demiurge, a false creator. She went over to a wall, reaching up for something with bloomers on, a little half-diamond cut showing off her crack. She repeatedly reached up very hard and flexed her ass, I thought they looked like tits, except ass is better than tits. Yukari was distracted but finally noticed me staring. She sighed, opened a drawer, taking out some half egg-beater half spoon. I held out my hand for her, she smacked it several times. I thought I wouldn't have stared if she was showing off her ass, but I couldn't expect that. I gazed at her as she looked over papers and around the room, with reading glasses on, looking so cute and beautiful.

At Irithyll, near the sleeping giants, running away from an invader firing Great Soul Dregs at me, as I heard "black hole sounds." Ran up to the archers, when I rolled through their arrows I noticed the sound again, it was actually from my Carthus Milkring, obscuring me during rolls. I pass through the Darkmoon tomb, there's three Ringed City Slaves, one of them cursed, chasing me, though too slow. I tried to Homeward Bone, thinking I'd done this before, but now the option wasn't available. I thought "Well, there is an invader." Thought I'd go up to Aldrich. Starting climbing the rotary elevator, but there was a large opening so I fell, landed on a big statue, but just slid off, and even though the fall wasn't far, I died, hearing Flandre scream. A red dragon appeared, saying "This is fuel for the revolution."

Playing the bubble popping game like from >>/jp/thread/S39518134#p39518156 A couple of green star bubbles were about to drop off the screen, but I picked up a black hole powerup from the left side of the screen, which made it really easy to collect everything, picked up those stars, picked up a rainbow bubble and everything else, then the game ended. My score was really low. I saw there had been ~8 games, with 2 left, but maybe another one after that.

Went into a room. A faggot talking shit about someone just in earshot, something like" he's going to go through the threads with a baton smacking cockroaches" I said "What, he's talking about me?" a faggot next to him said "yeah, he is!". I went over and spat on his face, then patted my ass as I left the room, going over to Yukari.

Saw a wheel of tarot cards. Towards the top left was Knight of Staves, Remilia with a wand with three big eggs beneath her. Above her was Strength, Flandre in front of a blue Demiurge with a broken unicorn horn.

People were hyped about a remake of Turok Evolution, which had cool multiplayer. I saw someone playing, he fired a bunch of bullets at someone until they were left with a skull for face, but they're still not dead, and if finished off they'd come back. He ran away to grab a rainbow power-up. I thought aloud "Flandre should be able to instant-kill people with her Ultimate" someone said "That wouldn't be fair."

Was trying to dream about Hecatia, I haven't seen her in ages. I heard her say "What, you want to wake up? None of this is real."

In a mall, carrying my fumo with me, at a high floor. There was a portal with a bunch of crap in the way, a couple of assholes following me. I manage to jump around and go through it. I'm at my dad's house, go around to the front. A couple of guys had set up a Yukari-related trap for me, I just ignored it, and they followed after. One was pissed off about me saying shit about him to make it through the portal. I said "Come on, I'm just a cursed abomination." He said "Yeah alright. I won't lock your car." as I saw an image of my car with a wheel clamp on it. In my room, it was said I abandoned my fumo to get through the portal. I looked at the fumo I had with me which was new, and thought "how could I?" I tried to look up the details of what happened to her. Thought people could tell I replaced her because I'd posted a picture of her before, she's got a little dot on the hair between her eyes from when I tried to glue the split fabric together.

Resting in the backseat of a car. Two guys in the passenger and driver's seat were talking about Huey Freeman, saying he would fast on his thoughts, eat no food and just "eat the thoughts that arise." There's a psychic pressure upon me, as we go into a road tunnel it gets much stronger as I heard an singular alarm noise. I get up and those two stopped talking.

In my mother's kitchen, looking for a drink. Pick out a clear glass lit by rainbow lights, but my mother comes in saying it's for wine. Go back to the cupboard, pulled out an old-fashioned nigger caricature pulling his jeans down to moon, that split open half-way with a watermelon inside, put it back thinking it's weird. I put on a song with my phone, a sad Japanese song, but with an English lyric 'You are my prince" making me think of Yukari. I thought my mother would think its weird, but didn't care, just held the phone by my right ear to hear it better. Was about to pick out some apple cider, thinking it went well with the song, but refrained because I already had some, it'd upset my stomach.

I'd been to Mcdonalds. There'd been a $15 dollar Touhou thing that came with bonus A4 pictures of Udongein and Youmu along with 3 extra A5 pictures of each, which I posted above my bed. I wondered why Mcdonalds sold that, then remembered "Oh yeah, the King of Touhou reprograms reality by posting his dreams." then thought I'd better do my best.

Made a post saying "I got revenge on Blacktan", probably refering to the post I made in response to his trash in my Yukari thread. One dude who seemed to be on my side but disappointed in that stupidity said "Am I the only one awake on this board?"
I jumped around a canyon pulling together a whole bunch of literal threads then said "Blacktan."
Atop the right side of the canyon. I'm Saitama confronting Altaar. Yukari appears beside him, cuz he got da most astral /jp/ reddit gold, which stuns Saitama for a moment. Altaar runs off and transforms into Isis, a giant rainbow serpent lamia shooting up flurries of arrows, wherever they landed reality destabilised. There was a screen cut with Isis on the left and Saitama on the right chasing. I was watching this on a TV with my brothers, my redpill brother started loudly blabbering bullshit. I ignored him, calling out "Go Saitama! Kill that fat bitch!"

In my room, had some weed and tobacco I hid in my bed when people came around.(My dreams sometimes refer to themselves as weed/tobacco) A girl comes in my room sniffing, saying there's "poison" in the bed, calling me Glownigger Bob(though glowniggers are why my dreams are poisoned) and dobbing me in. I carried my weed outside trying to get away, but a teacher caught me and I showed it. She called the stuff "Screaming" like SOAD's Dreaming. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVO7zmHfedw I was lining up to enter a tunnel, as I saw a picture of two swirling titans struggling, Altaar above split into three with triple arms pinning me down.

Go up to my bathroom but hear one of my dad's friends on the toilet say "Fook off." Walk away saying "Yeah, fook you." A guy's at the door with a bill he wants paid, the person trying to pay it says "are African dollars accepted?" handing some, the guy looks at them then shakes his head. Alan Harper, calls up Charlie saying "We've got a problem!" Charlie's on the toilet, he's me, imitates the stupid gay sounding "We've got a problem!" then says "God damn right there's a fucking god damn problem." Then I see an army of glowniggers over /jp/, challenging whoever's man enough to take the Touhous back from them.

I see Eirin on the moon, with curse marks on her like Koto-sama. Then I see a picture of Yukari on the moon too, curse marked, sticking a hand through a gap and holding a fan over her head, black tendrils clinging to it from the gap.

I'm a dragonform Sunlight Invader in Irithyll atop the Water Reserve tower, looking down towards the giants, where a Havel and his white phantom continously slowly raise one hand while twirling their fingers, then the other. I laugh at this beckoning, imitating it back at them for a while, then they start coming up the tower, so I think I'll just go to Aldrich. There's a ton of dragonfrom players fighting using either Storm Curved Sword or Dancer's Curved Swords atop the tower, I pass one Moundmaker dragon, tempted to kill him since I like to take their shackles, but run off towards the right-most ramp up to the archers. I hear the dragons fighting, with Tomokazu Sugita voices. I have to jump over a slippery broken pillar, nearly slipping off, then start climbing the ramp, then slip off. I fall down on the mountainside, losing dragonform, dying saying "It's not my fault!", then end up landing on top of a giant crystal jutting out of the mountain.

Yukari comes up to me, her face turns into little pieces of white paper, disintegrating inwards in a heart shape, before the rest of her scatters in the wind.

Sitting with my mother. She's asking me what's wrong, I say I can't tell her, she'll just think I'm crazy and have me see a doctor. She cries. I see Kikyo turn up at the door, I happily call out "Kikyo!" She's holding a fluffy white cat that's mine, she comes in and lets it down, but see it looks old and blind. I fell on the ground beside the cat and it itches itself, scratching my face, I block it as people laugh.

With a guy looking at a plant that has roses growing on it. Most of them are pretty black, but some are orange, he calls those "Moses" I sit with him on my right, my bluepill brother at my left, and ask "How psychic are you?" he says "not very." I say "We're fucked" then "Well, I'm fucked." My brother asks what's wrong, I say "I'm being cursed by the CIA."
Taking a hot shower in my bath. Thought about seeing an energy healer, but that she wouldn't be able to do much for me. Stopped the shower and saw a huge breach on the right side of my bathtub. Leaving it, there was also an Australia shaped hole on the bathroom floor to the left.

Hecatia said "You gave me a gift, so I'm going to give you a gift." I saw a spiral galaxy, in the center was the word "REBIRTH"

In Bloodborne, preparing to fight Altaar. Since I'm specced all into Bloodtinge(my dreams also refer to themselves as blood) I usually use a Chikage, but I wanted to parry so I switched to a Reiterpallasch. Changing my torso clothing, there was one cool option that a Whirligig Saw on my back modelled after a Monster Hunter Diablos(my dreams call me a Diablos) but I thought it was better to use a Maribel Hearn-like purple dress.

I had Pram in my party. She had an ability to use an attack that strikes globally.

A girl was posting in a thread posting against glowniggers. Altaar spammed retarded annoying shitposts. A guy asks "where'd you come from anyway?" she said "/g/."

In a classroom, on a projector, Hank Hill in a spaceship, blowing something up and saying "Haw haw, blowing stuff up is fun" My dad's in the classroom getting harassed by a glownigger, saying "Save me Ben!" I attack them but it doesn't do much, then start striking them on the head with my black bell(bells repulse evil spirits) which was more effective. There's another glownigger saying that Hank is him.

I said "we're in the shit timeline where we have to deal with Blacktan, redistribute assets accordingly." I was Kaguya, someone came over and killed me, but I just respawned on the spot, immortal.
I used a Red Sakuya, probably crimsonhornets which I recently spruced up, to help clean shit up.

Altaar posted a couple of pictures on Danbooru. One was of ponies. The other was portraits of 5 gods, a woman in the middle surrounded by the phases of the moon, probably Hecate, with me on the far left, labelled "Soëltaär"

One girl who represents Yukari in some dreams, I'll call her F Yukari. I passed into a grocery store, seeing her hanging with other guys, but ignored her. She followed after me, annoyed I was picking out some $15 Salami and $15 eggs. I went to the checkout and paid, then went to leave the store but a guard used a scanning baton on me checking for shoplifting. I was annoyed, then saw a little tied up black sukima at my right pocket, remembering I actually had shoplifted a shit ton, it was coming loose so I held it, thinking it's because I didn't have Yukari help me tie it.
I saw a screen with the portraits of Gwyn's knights and other Age of Gods DS characters. Just one of them was talking a whole lot.

Someone made fun of me for "holding aloft my flag" then falling into shit. I said "Yeah whatever" as I picked up a girl called Tia, holding her up in sexual poses all over me, saying people haven't dreamt about fucking half the cast of Touhou and a whole bunch of other anime girls like I have. I thought I really like the name Tia(which means Goddess.)

In a race. I'd fucked up, so my bike was replaced with a kiddy bike with a rubber ducky on the handle bars, like it's training wheels, except it was way harder to use. There was a voice saying "Life ain't fair, kiddo." The guy racing with me thought I was cheating. I make it to a place with a bunch of Touhous, zombies swarming all over the place. I went over to a switch which dumped a shit ton of blood all over, distracting them as they ate it up, I pried one zombie that was on my shoulder off me, not trusting it to take the ground blood over mine, except it seemed to be a rule they'd take the ground blood first. Then I saw me, as Patchouli, playing in a band with other Touhous, definetly Sanae, and Yukari. I anxiously thought I'd see her with Altaar, or covered in curse marks, but she was normal. Patchy-me was playing keyboard on the back-right of the stage, a projecter showing a full moon behind me, with Yukari on the front-left, she repeatedly made a handsign, like pulling a thread past me and to the moon, hinting we have to make it to the moon to make things right.

Sitting on a couch, a black guy comes in and moons me. I go "Ugh, wtf?" then it repeats, I go "Ugh, wtf?" again, repeats again, "Ugh, wtf?" then the fourth time he bounces on my lap, and I'm left traumatised, my body tremoring. He says "There's your hint. You might be tremoring but your body's already relieved of a lot of stress." I stumble over to a sink and wash my face, trying to recover, and say "Sorry Yukari, I'm ruined for marriage." Figured it meant to have sex to make it to the moon, as I saw myself travelling through space by fucking a girl.

I go into one room, there's a princess's chamber with two guards standing in front. I go over and give a couple of girls a sex ball as they said something about their boyfriends, to somehow draw away the guards attention so I could sex the princess.

See an image of me fucking a girl, reverse cowgirl.. She had complained about me not going deep enough the first two times, this time I cum while fucking her so deep there was a bulge in her stomach. She was ahegaoing, saying "Neko...neko...nekori..."

It was said that Yukari actually got her cursemarks 7 years ago while passing through Oolacile, as I saw a passageway covered in curse crystals. It's said because of this she loves the Greatshield of Artorias, since it provides resistance to curse. Then I saw this was all told to me by Hawkeye Gough.

Joe Swanson was going to do a presentation on flying since pilots were apparently underappreciated, he was calling in hybrid-pilot Alfred Hitchcock Quagmire to help. (My dreams have compared themselves to flying, also myself to Quagmire.)

In an Egyptian temple with pillars along the sides representing gods. I went to one of the backmost right pillars, which housed a cruel god, who killed me.

In a lab, I see Eggman behind a counter and wonder if he's on my side(since my dreams have compared me to Sonic, probably not) There's a guy who see me wandering around, and says "intruder!" but a female on the intercom says "don't shoot it, it's just a lab ghost" but he shoots a red laser at me, which passes through my red aura, and melts a cabinet behind me. The intercom girl's super surprised, "NYOOOOOH!?!?" All of our most powerful lasers couldn't melt that!"

Some guys were talking about summoning me, then one posts "DEMIURGE :D" I think about posting "ROAR" then considered "*gurgle*" because I'm cursed as fuck, but said something else, which caused a screen shake like I roared, then one shoots a laser pointer through my red aura which becomes amplified, melting something behind me.

In Irithyll, I'm in the air out towards Archdragon Peak, noticing on my back I actually have a right wing, then notice a left wing, a complete dragonform, orange coloured. I'm frozen dangling in the air, but "jump" to a nearby rock then push off and fly back to Irithyll. I wonder about the "overlap" in worlds since I could invade as a defending Sunlight Phantom.

Hanging around some place, a ugly old American hick with the last name "Spooner" turns up, but is waiting for his two brothers before he starts any trouble. I go with some others to a house where a guy had an "anti-boat dematerialisation rifle", picking up another Spooner on the way, then we go off for fish and chips. I closed my eyes, hearing some of Project100 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udM1wOuEtoU I open my eyes and we've ordered chips, they're on the table in front of me with a girl spraying sauce on them, out of tomato sauce so she sprayed tartare with a ketchup bottle. I ate some, then noticed the third Spooner showed up behind us, but a guy with the rifle shot them.(My dreams have compared threads to boats.)

In a classroom, looking at a computer with a list of Latin names, two of them having "-somethingus- gough" and "-somethingus- smough" Someone asked what's with that, another answered something like it's showing off information. The teacher, likely Yukari, was asleep in her chair at the class's front. Someone was going to put Family Guy on the screen next to her, I said "What, you insult her by comparing her to Lois now you'll insult her by playing Family Guy next to her?"

I go over to a room, there was a whole bunch of black cursed writing on the door, I thought it was like the cursed Oolacile passageway, I went inside and sat in a crowded room of guys, Altaar there, his friend having drawn the graffiti. I thought I should wear a grey cowboy hat and that'd protect me like the Greatshield of Artorias.

I went down a platform elevator carried by chains, common in Dark Souls. At the bottom, exit out to see Altaar talking with others. I leave back to the elevator but he follows. He talks about being powered up by my dreams. I call him Meg, "the middle child." I jump on the elevator's side as it ascends, he clings to my legs, and I kick him off, surprised he wasn't holding on so hard. Then he sometimes comes back, giving me a gross big smile, I think "fuck it", pull out a gun and blow his brains out, thinking that since the elevator was so high up it police couldn't trace it to me, as I threw the gun off to the side, but heard "smoking gun" in my head.

Near the sea, pass by a boat where I see several large sea birds lying dead. Pass by a large docked boat, me and another person comment on there being a young dead zebra by it. There's a National Geographic magazine with my dad standing on the left and me on the ground like I'd just come out of the water on the right, with the caption "My son is God!" my dad is bragging about this to a mother with a pram, she says "Yeah, well my child is God too" I laughed "Ha! You don't want your son to be God." Go up to a place, then over to another DS elevator that lead down. Go around there into a house, where a criminal with a gun is threatening a bunch of others, a policeman comes in with a gun and chases him off, then he's got the others who were pretend criminals up against a wall, as I laugh about them, annoying one of them. I start going back to the elevator, it was mentioned that women would like me and my brothers for some reason, I think because we're annoying, and being annoying gets you in their heads. I said "Yeah that's alright, but I only want a tiger-blooded woman who would actively contribute to my personality." I pass by F Yukari who mentions her discord YukariLand finally getting a moderator. I said while getting on the elevator "YukariLand is a pretty good name, but not as good as YukariYukariYukariYukariYukariYukariYukariYukari..." She gets annoyed about me "saying her name", after the elevator ride I follow her, saying "Hah! Yeah, you ARE Yukari" then made a snake sss noise as I reached out and pinched her right shoulder. She took off her clothes to show a friend, notably braless, asking if I left a mark, as if she might tell someone on me, and there was a mark left there, though it'd probably fade soon enough. By doing that stuff down there I'd got a tracksuit swimshirt, thinking now I'd go for a swim since I wouldn't be cold."

Someone gave me a ring like Gwyn's four knights, with a tiger on it, that helped me make other people's Yukari threads fuck off. Then a glownigger comes over holding a couple bread loaves upside down smugly. Well, last one went to shit because of glownigger shitposting, and my dumb unconscious ass knee-jerk rushing to the end, but the one before that was fine even if deleted, so I call it 1-1.

Playing a zombie game. I was alone against a horde, but they were pretty dumb, however it was very hard to cut their heads off. I went AFK, seeing on the screen some soldiers turning up and shooting at me. I saw a menu for the game with "Dizzy" mentioned on it, thinking about the Guilty Gear character.
Interlude old dream because of Dizzy turning up. Once played a Elder Scrolls game in a dream, riding a boat along a little canal in an Egyptian temple, then came across a lizard tailed girl who initiated me into her covenant, doing a sexy circle dance around me, mentioning "Heaven" many times. Afterwards I had a lizard tail like Dizzy.

In my room. I was "forcing" an image over my vision, and it came out as a slice of a basketball and a skateboard, but I thought that boring, trying my best to overwrite it with a Yukari fumo, which I managed. She was bald, so I was trying hard to imagine hair on her, getting some on her head. I wanted to imagine a dick fucking her because I was horny, but instead focused on imagining her sidelocks, when suddenly I start flying out of bed, out of the house, blown by a strong wind into paddocks, as I hear Sa'eed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxov0BQ2fpE
"I hope I can chill and stay the same
to stop the bleed inside and feel again
cut the chain of lies you've been feeding my veins
I've got nothing to say to you..."
Wondering how much of my fucked up dreams are just Yukari testing me. I stop myself from flying and go over a nearby fence where there's schoolmates. I'm in a caravan playing a game where a person threw giant blue ninja death stars at me and another person, I was supposed to hit them back instead I threw them up at another star near the roof. There was a zombie shooter game that was merely luck based. Afterwards there's a bunch of schoolmates including F Yukari in a little ring with trophies, made from little figures we gathered from plants that teacher dyed gold/silver/bronze...

I thought "Shit means nothing. How about they go help me play that actually hard zombie game?" I looked through the grass for a figure thinking I'd award myself but there were none and I didn't have whatever dye so I gave up on it. Went over to some long dinner tables, I was going to sit right before the cake saying "Yeah I sit before the fucking cake" but a girl interrupts me, pushing the cake across the table as she laid another cake in front of me, about half-an-inch high castella-like cake, she said "It's called Tushka" I said "Ooh~" then was annoyed at our automatic social reactions, then thought "whatever, it's the reaction I give." I went over to grab a knife, F Yukari is hovering her hand over one but I butt in, flick off the top knife since she may have touched it, grabbing the one underneath.

In a long line up. I see a guy who's a big fan of Medicine Melacholy, looking at files on his computer, I see he colours over self-inserts that don't resemble him, and say "Based, that's what I do."(I guess it's a guy who's a fan of me, and takes heed of the illusions his mind generates when he looks at shit, see >>/jp/thread/S40506402#p40506893 )Someone points out Medicine looks like Spongebob, though it was more like Mrs. Puff, she was bloated and discoloured, I reluctantly agree, not wanting to offend the Medicine fan, saying "she looks greyed out."(I've been refered to as Spongebob, childish, but more importantly I soak up absolutely fucking everything, thus why "Poison/Toxic Mist" is my weakness) I sit in a long line up, picking up a handgun under my chair. Sterling Archer is in a neighbouring lineup, someone asks if he carries, he says "Uh...yeah, I used to, now on my missions it's just, uh...around." I pass him my gun then pick up another one.

In a schoolroom, we all had handguns ready, but then the military bust in with assault rifles, so we give up. They mention wanting to capture Yukari, and that she had been planning on keeping all of us in here. I stumble over to them and fall flat on my face, as one of them says "Fool."

Traveling in a boat along a dark swamp with spooky dead trees, there's a spooky castle associated with Yukari glowing eerily, following us. When we leave light pollution it becomes much brighter. Somehow we cross over onto it. In a computer lab, I laugh at the "people" in there, glitchy distorted black hooded figures with black horns, saying "They're evil demons!" They were typing something on a white board, saying that the Saturnian influence would go away October 10th, though I didn't understand in the dream mistaking August for October and thinking we'd already passed it. A normal guy next to me doesn't understand it either, I say "Hold on" like I'm smart and pull away a sheet that's blocking information at the board's bottom, another strange equation also equal to Oct 10th, with a weird drawn girl near it. Then I say "Yeah nevermind I don't know." That guy says something about Mr. Burns thinking I'm a genius. I go "Ha!" then check over the evil demons, seeing Mr. Burns holding his gut laughing his ass off, then say "exactly what I expected." then thought "at least I'm that smart."

I see Mr. Burns walking with a boy genius, who bragged about being able to remember the details of 10 different images at age 4. I said "that little bitch only says it to brag to ME."

At easals, the bitch is opposite me, I'm a red prinny, and there's two blue prinnies to the sides. The bitch stops time and goes around, drawing on his easel our easels getting filled with knives, then me and the prinnies are pissed off, challenging him to a ball game. Some strange rules where he pitches the ball then we bat it back and he bats it back and runs the bases, with a couple of men-in-black catchers with us. He throws, it gets batted back, he bats it, but gets caught out. He acts wounded, going over to a nearby tent asking to lie in a bed.

Go into a house, Yukari's calls out "01!" I say "Is that me?" she says "Yeah, sure." There's a box of cakes near her gifted by me, I notice a little bug in it, so I say "You die." then squish and throw it away." I look away a moment, then there's several more bugs, including a cockroach, I squish them all and throw them outside, then notice the roach is still alive and stomp it, but wasn't sure if I killed it, noticing several roach molts around. Go back inside and Yukari hands me the prize, "A Chad" laptop. She hands me the insurance form, then asks if I'm okay handling that, I say "shouldn't you handle it for me?" and she takes it back.

With Yukari again. She gives me a back massage.

I had fused with heroic spirit of Astolfo, turning into a colossal scarlet cloud with an angry face.

An ancient god transformed himself into a sickle, wanting me to use him to castrate Thanos. I thought the name sounds similar to Cronos(Saturn) who Zeus(Jupiter) castrated.

Fighting with two players in the Water Reserve, they're chasing me for a while but can't quite get me. I see what looks like a fellow Aldrich Faithful, going over to him, but it's actually a Blue who gets killed, and while I was distracted by him I got killed. I see something about how to grief players in the Dark Souls games, they're all just variations of throwing shit on them when they die. I was pretty ashamed about losing.

There's a strange game board with trash strewn all over it. After my urging a maid helps me push one side of the board's trash into a bin hole. I urge the maid to do the other half but it just pisses them off.

Made a post saying "Flandre.jpg I blame it on my fat sister." A guy who I thought was Altaar's doggy says "wtf is wrong with you"

Remilia(Altaar) is on a stage. He'd been posting lewd MMDs for people to masturbate to.(Astrally harmful, it's just easy to post lewds to degrade the characters and shit up threads, Team Corruption) I heard Yahtzee Croshaw had masturbated to my wife. I go up, tear out a chunk of his torso and stick a fork in his heart, though I can't quite get it to stick inside. He doesn't care,(who'll believe me?) letting me carry him around. I take him off to a room where there's a book about Remilia writing trash along with her ugly pet dog, and in the end getting overthrown. I thought that because of synchronicity all I have to do is read this book up on stage and it'll expose and ruin him, after I pick it up and start heading back he starts struggling to wrest free
.

I'm in a corridor in Oolacile, getting chased by a couple of Bloatheads. One of them trips me up then the other jumps on me, clawing my face off. I noticed I had a Murky Hand Scythe in my right hand and a Golden Harpe(with innate lightning damage) in my left hand.

Saw a post by Altaar in this thread, saying I'm just "thirsting over nothing." I thought about replying "Then how about you let your Yakumo family thread die?" but thought better of seriously replying to the shithead.

Saw a post where Altaar was posting some artist's depictions of corrupted Touhou characters, including the Yakumo, along with a little bit of writefaggotry for each, like my dreams have told me to do. I saw an ass and thought it was Yukari, but it was Kanako. I thought about reverse searching the artist and posting one picture with the name Blacktan, but then thought it'd be cursing myself to post under his name. I just replied to all of his posts saying "t. Blacktan"

In my unit. I heard Chinese Sword https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuO2vMNsiFk I was Hata no Kokoro. I was told to imagine Amaterasu shooting bullets of healing light.

This isn't recent, but I once dreamt about playing Rance Quest with Amaterasu in my party. We were exploring Malgrid Dungeon, where there was some annoying person off around the map somewhere, but Amaterasu had a ability to strike globally and I kept using it until he died without even having to fight him.

>>40881698
>site remake of my first thread
Misplaced link.
https://crimsonhornets.neocities.org/

creepy...

In a classroom that somewhat resembled Demon's Souls' Nexus, a large statue of King Jeremiah at the top middle of the semi-circle staircase. I'd inherited from him, with an option to choose between Black Flame and Great Chaos Combustion. Picked the former thinking it's more appropriate for the taboo Flandre, then I destroyed some stuff, which made me lose the inheritance. A teacher said to rewrite maybe "King Jeremiah" and I was doing this, but some faggot, probably Altaar, rewrote it first. With the teacher and the faggot at a desk, there was two little tubs, with 80% of the inheritance in the faggot's tub. I asked if I still got King Jeremiah's Parting Flame since it would go with Black Flame, they didn't know, I checked the tubs but didn't see it. I wanted to check my inventory, as a joke I pulled out the desk's seat and checked under for a "bonfire loli" which made them laugh. I remembered showing up to class extremely drowsy once and unironically checking for a bonfire loli under my desk. The faggot and a couple friends kept joking and laughing about it, I lost my humour thinking they're just harping on to distract from the subject of him being a shitty usurper.

Running down a highway as fast as a car, there was a left turn into a forest I passed by. I went past a cop, a little anxious he'd take me for speeding, but he didn't. Turned left at a corner, some faggot in a car bumped into me, though it only made me lose a small amount of health, which was money. I had $500k.

Saw a bright red image with Divine Mercy's depiction of God in the top left corner.

In a living room watching TV, my white cat in the right corner of the room ahead of me. I was slicing and eating some salami on the coffee table, giving some to the cat and patting it. I had my laptop, checked a folder that had the songs from Elect-LO-nica Compilation http://bunkai-kei.com/release/bk-k_010/ but each song was put in a separate folder. I pulled them all out, then I made a folder for my shittier dreams, called "Shitbox" On the TV was a guy who had visited a very great church, like maybe the Vatican. He met with three high priests called Anti-Christs, they each had a diamond artifact, one of them being a diamond baton. Then performed a ritual cleansing on the guy, maybe smacking him with their diamond artifacts, as he maybe leviated upwards in a flood of golden light. One of the Anti-Christs praying for him with his hands together, making me think of how my dreams have me pray with just my right hand in front of me. I thought I wouldn't mind having this done to me, though wondered if they'd let me that far in if I refused to wear a crucifix. Afterwards the guy says "huh? where am I?" and says something about zombies. He went home and apparently got killed because the show mentioned his address. I went to my kitchen bench where I had another salami slicing set-up going, wondering why I was doing this in two places.

Playing Elden Ring. In an arena. I killed my opponent and threw 5 Roped Fetid Pots on him as he died. There were judges in the arena, a Elder Scrolls-like message pops up saying they lost some sanity from seeing me shit on my opponent and from the dull colours of my armour.

Elden Ring. I'm outside somewhere, with my figure of Yukari, I thought about futanari Yukari in a couple different ways. I lit a little fire in front of her, then she caught fire, I tried hard to pat it out but it was quite hard, succeeding after a little while, a white flower attached to her having been somewhat charred. I fired a huge boulder from a trebuchet at a giant, which exploded upon it, then fired another boulder but it didn't explode. The giant pushed the boulder towards me then it exploded, killing us both, but I respawned somehow.

Elden Ring. I'm a new character so my level is low. I have two co-op partners, lvl 3 Yukari and lvl 1 Amaterasu. We went to fight several dogs, Amaterasu went past a gate to fight one while me and Yukari fought a couple that crossed over. They were weak enemies but since our levels were low it took a lot of kicking to kill them. Outside I see a third co-op partner who was pinned down by a gorilla, I attacked the gorilla until it turned its attention to me. It inadvertently punched my biceps, and I thought about my dreams where I'd get people to help my muscles grow by transfering energy through punching, then the gorilla became friendly, though it was busy doing its own training, I saw it doing runs next door. I said "well, at least seeing him train reminds me to do my own training."

Looked at a magazine. It was almost like a blue flowchart, but filled with a lot of text. Something about Gnosticism. There were pictures of all different anime characters, but one stood out: Lain. Read like brainwash, "You can live on through others. I am you. Your thoughts are my thoughts. Your body is my body." Creepy, but I thought it was either about me or made by me so I didn't mind.

I'd hung out with Tupac. Putting on my playlist, Ratha Be Ya Nigga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzCR4CwEhac comes on, thought "I just want to be Yukari's nigga", but switched the song to How Do You Want It https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB4t4-4xHPA though the name was different, like "How You Do Want It" Thought about going back and asking Tupac for help getting attention to take Yukari back, then thought "Well, like the songs, I just have to be man enough to take her back." Start walking through a school, extremely depressed, stumbling and nearly falling over. Someone says "You're not getting any drugs" like I was just a druggie, I thought "What drugs could even help? They got happy pills?" A bitch teacher urges me to get out, I was headed for the exit but to spite her I walk in slow-motion. An annoying short ginger kid, who was Altaar in one dream before, gets annoyed telling me to stop doing the "baby walk" but I kept doing it. He follows and starts copying what I say to annoy me, I just think "I win."

Taking a bath. My dad comes in shaving and getting hair everywhere, so I get out pissed off. He leaves so I go back in thinking to lock him out, but he'd removed a large portion of the bath's tub so I gave up. Left the house hearing some talk about a guy who dominates his girlfriend. I thought "I wanna dominate Yukari." go outside, but inside I see the bitch teacher talking to my dad, pointing out at me saying "What, you couldn't handle raising him and his Vulcan imagination?" I go inside saying "I'm not a car." since my dad worked his mechanic job more than raising me. He doesn't hear it, saying "I'm not the brightest bulb." I repeat "I'm not a car" see a gun on a nearby shelf, thinking he also paid more attention to his hunting hobby, said "and I'm not a gun" my dad laughs "Yeah."

I have Stormruler, I swam out into the sea a little, then used the air-splitting slash to strike a giant white whale under the waters, then hurried back to shore. I notice the annoying ginger swimming out with a Stormruler, thinking he'd be crazy to strike the whale just after I did.

I was playing a Touhou game. It had a unique rare score multiplier, "Ghost" I had collected one this time. I thought I was playing much better, since I'm usually extremely stupid and unconscious from stress. My Yukari fumo was to my left, I said sorry to her for my previously poor plays.

Saw me in a chat. My name was "Sieg------" then after looking away a second it was "KingOooo----"

I saw a clear mental image of Kyubey. Like he's the glowniggers after Yukari-Madoka and I'm Homura.

I'd come back from a hunting trip with a professional TV hunter, I think Bear Grylls even though he's not a hunter. I was allowed a break, while he told some people to go hunting orcas. I followed them as they walked around a swamp. There were tiny orcas about, but they were just mosquitoes, not worth killing, they needed to kill a big one.

Loungeroom, on TV is Disgaea, saw Pram among other characters. I thought I'd like to play Disgaea 6. My bluepill brother on the couch next to me, says something like "haha it's like your dreams" though I thought he hadn't even read them. My top back right molar was falling out, I was pushing it back in, thinking that had worked before. My brother starts stretching his legs towards me like a faggot, I pull out the couch's footrest but he annoys me further so I left. I thought he acts gay and stupid because he's bluepilled on shitty Western entertainment. Peter Griffon comes in through the front door, followed by guys, one wearing a gay pink necklace, but they shut the door on Charlie Harper, Peter coming back on camera talk shit about his show. I see a cut-away skit, Charlie talking, then going over to Alan and Jake at a table. Cuts back to Family Guy, a naked Peter going around his house with some other characters, I thought "as if this ugly shitty show can talk." I go through the kitchen, my brothers are acting like stupid clowns, holding my dad's hand in a dish of gravy, I thought "What's with that? They're acting like Family Guy?" I walk outside then think "Oh god, The Demiurge watched Family Guy with his brother, what have I done to reality?"

Warcraft 3 custom map. Went to go fight a stone golem boss in a little pool, taking a lot of damage at first but when I attacked my lifesteal outhealed it.

Playing Mountain of Faith. The stage was a sidescroller instead of normal upwards movement. Enemies dropped lots of leaves and flower petals on death. I was taking hits but instead of lives I had ~7 hearts of health. Mid-boss was Byakuren, who used a spellcard flooding the screen with purple lasers in a polygon pattern, so I had to stay right next to her where there was an opening. She fired a giant purple laser, rotating it clockwise. At first I Master Sparked out of panic, which did about half the spellcard's health, then just fired at her, hanging a little to her top left, and she died before the laser came around to me again. The first boss changes to Smash Bros, in front of a waterfall, fighting Altaar. I was Kirby, I guess because I steal everything. I mostly spammed slam attacks, turning into heavy objects, including one like a giant metal spiked tortoise shell that damaged him when he came near. We were at about 60% each.

Dark Souls dueling with someone with a female teacher and audience watching. I was nearly going to lose when a friend of the person I dueled killed me with Millwood Repeater glitch from behind. I watched as my body -nearly- managed to fully disintegrate, before they threw dung pies on it, though rather than normal dung pies they just looked like the Ds1 Dung Pie icon, sort of a like a chocolate cake, so I figured I'd just tell myself they threw chocolate cakes on me. Afterwards everyone in the audience was repeatedly cocking up and cancelling the Millwood Repeater. I respawned elsewhere. I saw a lineup of people, someone in the line's character looked like Satoko, with the name "SatokoGuy" I thought "Based" and thought about adding him as a friend but couldn't be bothered. I went over to a portal that lead to the duel place, cocking up a Millwood Repeater to go kill them, but the teacher, who was Yukari, told me off. She gave me a beer, then offered her elbow, then we drank our beers with our elbows hooked with eachother. Then we went through a portal that lead into a mall, as I thought "Yukari's the Evil Sage"

In a lounge, that was being treated like an ancient city. I'm standing at the far right of the room, there's a crowd of people on the left raising complaints to an asshole standing at the front, acting like a king, who was dismissing and ignoring them. I said to him "What, you like Touhou hooker threads, meido?" then got a kiss on my cheek from some unseen girl.

There was several policeboats watching an ark with a nazar on its front right side. I'm off somewhere, someone puts on a Tupac song but another tells him to shut it off like they're not in the mood for that shit. I've got a gun trained on some black ibises hanging on rooftops on some beach houses. I wade over to a tiny sand island, there's a black tribesman with a harpoon prodding a huge 6 meter long shark/catfish onto the other side, calling it a bitch and acting pissed off he didn't get to kill it before leaving. I call it a bitch too, wondering who the fuck killed it before I did, as I start prodding it off to the beach shore with my own harpoon.

yukari is my onahole

>>40896116
Go to Hell.

A little ways out from a beach, /jp/ posts and their images appeared there. I posted some aquatichu, but janny deleted it for some minor reason, while leaving up obviously intentional garbage.

In a mall, my bluepill brother, who, by the way, sometimes represents Altaar, put on Lights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTrMQbPW12M

In my room, listened to Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45FjrwlOIJA with big new expensive headphones, during the second verse all the other instrumentals and voice went nearly mute, while the percussion was extremely intense, I had to hold my headphones off a bit because it was fucking my ears. Instead of the song continuing Florence just said "Yeah, I fucked you. I fucked your ears with those beats." I thought "Even if Florence became my wife I wouldn't be happy. It has to be Yukari."

>>40898811
*kicks*
Go home Raymoo, you're drunk.

When I walked with Yukari through the portal she was Beato.
Also when I walked off towards the school after hanging with Tupac rewatching the Lord of the Rings movies was mentioned, saying for some people it'd be years and for some nerds it'd be days. Personally I've never watched them completely back to back, always caught snippets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5MJXvxc6mM

>I was part of an Eternity Larvae themed band, driving around with them on roads near some tropical jungles.
Let's Y-pose together at the same time, but different parts of the world.
Tomorrow at midnight EST.
Whatever pattern we form on this globe will surely have meaning, even if its just a line.

League of Legends Twisted Treeline. I selected a stone golem hero, for my first skill I chose one that gave 200+ air damage and 200+ health against air enemies, then went jungling to fight a trio of tiny red dragon whelps, I died at the same time as I killed the last one. Respawned at fountain, Yukari was there and had gathered a massive cloud of tiny blue dragon whelps.

Saw /jp/ but it's like every single thread on the board was either talking shit about me or impersonating me and acting stupid.
Watching some people through a window having a party outside. I thought about Tupac and how to act sexy, I was naked in a bed showing myself off to the girls outside somehow, then I black out. I come to and I was apparently extremely successful, and was wearing a kangaroo pelt, an old guy comes in joking with me, I hold up the roo tail like it's an elephant trunk I can speak through. I start seeing some text history of what I was doing while blacked out, extremely embarrassing, I said "I panic-attacked." A girl was chasing after me, desperate to warn me to stop Dir en grey from making a video about me, passing by a another girl who she pushed out of the way, but that girl came back possessed by a Chainsaw Man devil, like a warp devil or a punch devil who smashed her face in after a teleport, with one of those movie dramatic moment dubstep BWVOOOs.

Take a portal to a theater where it's said the timeline has been freed up because Hazama is observing me. I'm Hisoka, Hazama chases me around trying to get gay with me, eventually saying he's planning on turning into a girl to do it. I walk away and there's something on the ground mostly covered up saying something questioning where my dreams come from, like I ask for this bullshit.

On a bus somwhere then we go back to a hotel where we were staying. I go up a couple floors of stairs, heading to my room, Hazama comes down from a higher floor, as he grabs me and acts like he's threatening to push me off the rail-less ledge. I say "Pfft, you can't live without me." and he lets go. I go into my room and hear him say "Do you think I could belong here?" I say "Fuck no." There's a shit ton of trap doors covering most of my room's floor, I edge around putting something in the bathroom on the far side, and bind it there with a couple of Stone Free cords, but they burnt up as someone entered my room as I was leaving. I transformed into a liquor bottle to hide beside some luggage. It was Yukari, who picks me up and drinks me.

Outside the hotel. It's mentioned that the CIA will only get me attention once I'm 100% dead and given up. There's a guy outside talking shit about me I guess, saying my neck looks bent backwards, calling me an orc, then saying actually a Uruk. I laughed, I guess out of self-deprecation. I go over to a car where there's Alan Harper wanting to take a remote off me, I don't want to since I think he'll change the channel, but he says he wants to rewind and record it, when I give him it he gets extremely pissed off, yelling about wanting to talk a load of bunk bullshit about them.

In my room. I head Alan outside talking about how terrible it all is, and how pure my love is. I thought "I don't even deserve her after talking about some of those shitty dreams." Alan's inside, Charlie, who's acting like me, comes in telling him off, saying "This is all my love is" as he grabs my fumo and holds it against the wall, opposite where the eldritch black mould portal in my bathroom is, humping the air in front of it until Alan leaves. I was watching in bed also, I say to Charlie "I'm not even a pure piece of shit since my dreams are so cool." He's comes beside me, he's got two pairs of bead necklaces of amethysts and carnelians, like I've got a bracelets of on my right wrist, and around my fumo's neck. He takes off the two orange necklaces and puts them on me saying "Ancient Egypt!" then takes them off like he was just kidding me, giving me one purple and one orange.

Outside the stores just on my block, I want to go in a shop but my pants have stains on them so I took them off in public. Charlie's behind me and wolf whistles to mock me, I turn around to gross him out with my junk but he was looking well away, I said "at least you avert your eyes." I put my pants back on and go over to the shops, notably there's a Wendy's(in Australia it's an milkshake shop I like)

In my room. It's dark. I try to light it with my phone but my phone's brightness is dim, even when I turn it up all the way. I look on my laptop, there's a youtuber I was watching who had cool video guide about how to glitch into a higher dimensional Bloodborne game. I saw an orc with a fel-flamethrower split into multiple different ends. I saw gameplay where Twilight Princess Zelda was running through castle rooms and halls with red carpet, attacking enemies by spinning and throwing golden light waves with her sword. I thought I'd like to play that so I'd dream her, but it'd probably just be gameplay dreams

If only I didn't kneejerk weak responses and rush to the end, but I have the retarded magic ability to do the worst possible thing even though I should know better than to not take the stupid fucking shitposting to be actually the most serious thing in the world always always always. Fucking stupid bullshit.

Wew...

Walking near an overpass I want to go up and cross over, there was a storm gathering and no trees around so lightning was threatening to strike me so I kept low, crawling on the ground. I'm in a car with Yukari, she went out to get some food, then came back. I was trying to think of the Japanese words to leave and greet her with, like "tadaima". I was hugging her arm, she said she doesn't love me anymore. I wanted to kill myself, she said if she's not around and I feel like self-harm I can beat my hand with a spoon, like she did in the earlier dream.

Enter a restaurant, I was worried I'd see Yukari on a date but saw her at the other side of the place working on a computer alone. When I turned and looked again she had moved so she had her back to me. There was a electronics store in this place, I went in there looking over some razors thinking maybe she'd like if I shaved my beard, she comes over behind me saying something to spite that notion.

In a store. A Superman game in a long series is mentioned, with someone "pfft"ing at it. A guy throws a tiny styrofoam ball at me, so chucked one back, and had a giant tub full of them ready to throw, but we got told to cut it out.

Details are kind of lost, but Yukari said if I do 100 days prayer and a drawing for each day she'll love me again. I saw the first picture I do "00 00 Interference" with Inuyasha tried up and blindfolded with black figures surrounding him.

In a room watching a TV that had Inuyasha on it with some old folks. I thought of saying something to disturb them "I'm a female Sesshoumaru that lusts after Yukari" there was one old dude who was really short and looked just like Jakken, me and another guy point and say "Jakken!" making him do an impression of the dub "L-Lord Sesshoumaru!"

In a building, I say to Yukari I love her. She says "what do you love about me?" Since she was in the body of a guy I couldn't say anything about her beauty, sexiness, cuteness, etc. I said "You're such a...monster!" which seemed to please. I walked off thinking "I'm the real monster though, female Sesshoumaru going to force her to love me through 100 days prayer." We left the building in a large group, me and Yukari were treated like special beings, she hung around the back while I walked at the very front. There was a redhead behind me on the my left and a couple guys on my right. I got pushed from behind and I blamed the girl, she said it was the guys but I didn't believe her. Yukari comes up with her phone saying "I'm pretty sure I captured what happened" Then we're walking off to a 07th Mystery classroom and say something about solving the mystery, saying "mystery" at the same time, then I thought damn that was cheesy.

It was late in a day and Yukari was like "you better fucking do your drawing" like she wont give me any chances after this. I asked "do they all have to be Inuyasha related?" she gave me a confused look like where did I get that notion.

Out at a mall, was outside a massage parlour where on a table there was a cool white-ish gemstone chunk, but it cost $3000, I thought about turning up with something similar looking and sleight of handing it. I didn't want a massage since the hands-on therapy is an energy transfer and I don't want one from anybody but Yukari.

I guess this is as desperate as my love can get, and I thought things probably couldn't get any worse all the way back when I broke her fucking heart.

Stupid autosage.

666

bump

I'd like to have an archschizo thread that can last to bump limit, oh well.

Hope I don't drop my prayers until Nov 25th.

Oh nice it finally bumped.

holy shit take your meds schizo

yukari is Moogy's property sorry chud
should have learned japanese instead of being a coper

>>40923821
Yukari says yurifags aren't her type. Sorry, bitch.

>>40923859
moogy chan is simply too based, 200 vns all in jap
but i believe he eapu'd about most of them
he used to just read the wikis and shit
when was the last time u drank beer eireinen

>>40924141
I drank a beer with the lamb chops I had about an hour ago.
Go tweet a :kiss: @moogytroon, kitsune.

>>40924176
who is kitsune
you should take ur pills

>>40924330
Who's talking about a person? I was calling you a wicked fox. Take your pills.

>>40924378
i like tojiko now
touko was a whore

I'll take a devoted little sister with a best name. I never bothered going back to playing Kara no Shoujo 2, burnt out after playing the whole game in one sitting and not even getting to bang the nurse, though a little fox told me you get to bang her straight after continuing, but eh...maybe once 3 is available for my EOP ass

>>40924519
yukari have the best VA ever but she is also the voice of yuki in Subarashiki Hibi so you should read that

>>40924553
can't be bothered consooming anymore, too busy with ultra cursed dreams. maybe I'd have played the rest of kns2 if I hadn't posted that first shitty thread that initiated this never ending wild ride that always get worse

>best VA
for me marina inoue or mamiko noto, but I'm no seiyuu cunnyseur

>>40925085
oh yeah did i tell u i watched hell girl and read phenomeno too
both were very kino
love himecut girls

unironically seek help OP

ironically seek help OP

Half-seriously, don't seek help, OP, you're beyond any hope.

Eh. I've got this, one way or another

Went into a Chinese dude's store and bought some chocolate, thought I didn't have cash but my wallet was full, then he hurried me out because he was closing. I see a crowd pouring into a mall's parking lot, following them I see they're gathering around Hecatia. Since I haven't seen her in person in ages I get "excited", stumbling over and collapsing like "Help!" She refuses, "You gotta learn to love yourself." though she shows imagery of me extremely desperately doing push-ups, saying "do *anything* to build muscle, use an Ab Rocket, whatever helps you at all."

With an asshole, I pour a bunch of gasoline on him and set him alight, but almost immediately a big dish of water appears above putting him out. I say "Woah there, hold on" and rewind to that dish appearing "Where did *that* come from?" (I figure me posting pictures of gods in one thread and janny quickly coming to the rescue, deleting them.)

With a guy, he says One Punch Man become what it was parodying, I say something I wish I remembered in full "actually it became a reverse parody-parody propaganda -something something something-"

Around a large ring of people, a song came on I had to sing a cover of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcAKbKUBUOQ There was people talking shit or laughing about how bad my singing was, including F Yukari.

With a couple of invaders I summoned to hang out with. I was using Twinkling Dragon Torso Stone but with an up input that made the dragon arms appear from below and scrape upwards, launching players sky high. It made a sound like a Giant during its wind-up. I had one dude stand by a ledge and used it, after several seconds he landed, but head first on the railing since it barely moves them forward.

Saw a thread, towards the end a spider appeared on my hand which I tried to shake off but couldn't. At the very end, I saw a picture of me and Yukari riding out on a gigantic huntsman spider. I was inviting an old woman to come and shitpost about Mcdonalds in the thread with me. I thought "What the hell is this thread supposed to manifest?"

Driving, I tried to put on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDMin2qoYMo but it wasn't coming on, passed a cop thinking he might take me for a missing side mirror but he passed by.

Irithyll. Got summoned as a dark spirit to a gank and got killed. They dropped rope fetid pots like it was Elden Ring, not funny at first but since they kept doing after I'd already faded away and were basically bathing in their own shit I laughed. Went over to a couple of red signs, one left by me, name "Flandre". I respawned on a high platform next to the Water Reserve tower as Ishtar, thinking I'd lost a few times before and didn't want to lose next time. I was levitating upon a little magic circle, went near the edge of the platform and bounded off it towards the sleeping giants.

Going up through a place, pushed myself through a trap door to the top floor. There was an ending "Female Bear and Old Man Bear" I thought the old man was me, but since I wasn't sure the female was Yukari I left it. Went past a true ending, over into a room with another, dropping into a box to get it, "Illusion" A text box popped up, sounding like it was Hecatia. "You were never happy, even before you posted your dreams. This board is split between a red Amaterasu weaving illusions against you, and a blue Amaterasu of people posting in your favor, 30% of whom are stabbing you with spears but inadvertently still helping. Life is just a schizo baby-making simulator."

Went up atop a 3/4 story building, looking for another ending, but there wasn't one there yet. Police used grappling hooks to climb up since I'd locked the door, I jumped off the building and ran away as they chased, then teleported back to the tower, waiting.

Hypnagogic imagery.
Kaguya giving me a big smile :D
A picture of a despairing Flandre below, a red qlipthoth overlaying her, a picture of Flandre and Yukari together above, a blue sefirot overlaying them.
A crimson behelit.

Hecatia thread commenting "The reason you can't live forever or be with Yukari is because you will save your most dangerous enemy."
Doubt it's the bitch ass pony. Well, what the fuck can I do about it, Hecatia?

What condition do you have? Are you capable of answering?

Ain't easy being genius.

Went into a room beside a bathroom where there was a ton of figures set up, including Makima. I enjoyed pissing here while they watch. I go out, I see an ad where a girl has a guy talking at her incessantly, not letting her break away from the conversation, until she realises something and flies off into the sky away from him. He flies after, laughing about it like he subconsciously knew he was trapping her. I thought "Damn. What an ad. I've spent a huge chunk of time dealing with people eating my life by talking at me like that."

Outside with others. One points up saying the full moon came out. I look, an eldritch horror appears in front of the moon, like a dish soaking up its rays, until the moon disappears, then it closes up its body, swivels its eyes around before closing them, vanishes. I go to a guy next to me, miming vomiting from seeing that. He spits on my face a few times. I grab his pinky, circling around him several times as he winces in pain from the twisting, then let go, saying "What, you thought it was cool?" He nods, I say "Yeah I guess it was." I fly away to a platform surrounded by water, near a tall tower that had a portal leading home. That guy flies over to another nearby platform. I say "You can fly? What are you?" He says "-something something- magician." I say "Oh, magician." He asks how I can, "I'm a vampire." He goes "ugh", shaking his head. "What?", he points at me, I hold my arm out, sunlight shining on it, he says something about our weaknesses not mattering. I say "Depends on the place, sometimes the sun just fucking kills me." I hop on a jellyfish in the water, then another thing like a pool cleaning tube. He decides to lead me around to the back of a big building nearby. We go inside, a secret alien base. He mentions finding "punch holes", like Zelda bomb cracks he can bust through. A tiny gray attacks him, I start punching it, he says be careful, I had a memory of them actually being quite dangerous. I grab its little body and smack its head against the ground until it dies. We go further into the base, a boy scout sees us and runs off to alarm, then three boy scouts with lasers come out with an older girl leading them. I snatch one laser and go off into a side room, charging it up as they came in, mine charges up just before one of theirs, the laser pointer reticle shrinking until it fires, vaporising him. Another kid's charging his gun at me, I twist his arm so he shoots nothing, then we try to fire at eachother again but our guns are recharging. I beat him to death. The girl tries to run but me and the other guy catch her, she had some velcro leash I put around her neck, thinking it's hot, it automatically came off so I started to protest but she quickly put it back on begrudgingly saying "Yeah yeah, I'm your dog." as she leads us deeper inside.

Glowniggers posted a "reversed" Amaterasu, crossing her arms and looking grumpy, with grey clouds around her. I rolled my eyes. Cute though.

Playing a hero defense where I was on a hill overlooking zombies running towards a goal. I shot a laser from my right index finger to erect crosses that would make them pause and disintegrate, after a few times my finger tingled and hurt because I was a vampire, so I used my left index. The last wave was Shreks, I killed most of them such that the people with me thought I'd actually successfully defended, but checking the leaks I'd leaked just enough to lose, but had got an achievement "Full Metal Jacket" I said to a guy while walking away "Hey, it's another dream telling me to defend /jp/" like it's ridiculous and nobody will take it seriously, he said something about people laughing at him for returning to school to redo a sculpting project from Prep, I said "wait, from Prep?" with laughter in my voice and he said yeah.

In a wrestling ring. There was a guy vs a nun. The winner would get a golden statue of a woman with a silver joining bit in the middle of her torso.

There was a bridge and an image high above with clouds that had little bits dragged out of them like spouts, I was trying to get people to imagine pissing. Someone told me off saying I had to stay in my seat, I went over and sat on a completely rust-covered throne, the seat irritating me so I put something under my ass to sit on. There was a Sanae high up somewhere who got pissed off, coming down to be cranky with me. There was a 07th expansion pisscord made by ryukishi, I left some other pisscord that had lots of people in it and was shit, going into the one ryu made, just one dude in there. He said "hai eilie :D" "mcdonalds potatoes" and I could detect him laugh because I was in a pisscord.

LoL Twisted Treeline. I was Karthus. I was waiting to respawn just as my team was winning, spamming R to cast Requiem just as I revive, it went off as we won, but it was actually the enemy team's Karthus.

Outside, a guy asks me about that new FromSoft game. I say "Uh...E-Elder Ring? N-Nemesis Ring? Oh yeah, Elden Ring." He laughs "Can't even remember the name huh?" I picked up a little white moon associated with my name Unipux nearby, with a rotten gash upon it. Went into a house, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6tbvDXx3j4 played as the two dudes I was with started cleaning the filthy house, I just did nothing thinking I should probably be helping, but thought oh well, I'm tired.

Fighting a Diablos. Nearly killed it, then though "Wait what? Aren't I the Diablos? I should be fighting a Monoblos."

Went into a council of blademaster nuns, one of them saying I was strong and another arrogantly laughing, confident in their abilities, I think I shut her up somehow.
In a dark church, I saw Pontiff Sulyvahn kill someone in a couple of hits, then show off this combo on his fading corpse https://files.catbox.moe/ds1g5c.gif A guy with me was intimidated, I say "He's just a glass cannon."

Saw a couple of guys go ahead of me up a little cliff overlooking hills, saying the view was great. I followed, my pants getting dirty in the mud I was kneeling through, the view was indeed nice. I saw them walking down there, I dropped down, riding the wind. I summoned white sylphs, trying to fly high, but there wasn't enough wind. Kneeling in a hollow log, wondering what to do about those two, thinking "Hecatia what the fuck do I do?" there was a seagull in the log with me, I touched it and it backed off.

Outside a car, I thought about reality reprogrammed by me as I saw General Grevious, a story of him coming up, he was me and just acting like a kid. He went over to a thing saying "Chocolate candy! Chocolate candy!" annoyingly. Someone else trying to get a door open nearby said "Shut the fuck up." I was in a car, sitting in the middle at the front, a machine in front of me printing out 3 $20 notes, a little bit of another coming out, I pulled it out. A guy on my left was like "Woah!" like he was wondering how I got that, I opened the glovebox trying to show him pic related, there was a receipt document for it, saying "The capital is about to be destroyed."

Yukari going into a place by herself and doing some stuff, then a text scroll popping up saying "She doesn't need you either." Well no duh, she's Yukari. I would say I need her, though, I'd fucking off myself if I fucked up these prayers if it wasn't for time-travel dreams, no Kaguya wife is going to be consolation enough for losing Yukari.

Had a username 'INSANEDOCTORJEREMIAH'
Saw a professor go into a lab shed, then sounds of him getting ground to pieces, then time rewound to him saying "I'm an idiot! This sun is only going to get brighter and brighter!"

My sister sounding pissy saying "you can draw anything you want."

Was in a mall when some cosmic ascension fuckery happened, probably inspired by reading the end of Stone Ocean. Not remembered well at all since I was very tired, deep sleep. Part way through things became corrupted, so I had to rewind time to before it happened, with someone laughing about it.

In a mall, singing something like a world-ending song, rocking back and forth.

Mall, had a party that I was tuning up, I had a couple of slabs to upgrade things to full level, upgraded a sorcerer and an archer with a spell-piercing bow. Thinking about my party, there's 3 on the front line and 3 at the back, had a couple of sorcerers and an archer at the back.

Saw Caska.

Saw a thread posted with pic as OP image. I expected glowniggertry, but it was someone saying something like

"1 -insert description of my dumb archspergdreamer ass here"
vs
over 9000 glowniggers
You may not like it but he's our best bet."

Not that I expect anything. Even if Touhous are ending up like pic related because this board is dominated by glowniggers pretending to be /jp/sies. Threads corrupted by demonic shortsword little dick posts calling them whores who do it with old men or whatever, or even just OPs as shitty as that, like the hookerhus thread or obesity threads. Can't expect anyone to take me seriously when I say it shits on the characters astrally, brainwashes them, causes devastation to astral continents, etc.

And of course, the only way to really stop it is to get big attention for me, which isn't fucking easy, I can link my thread around but who can be bothered reading all this shit? I need some faggot like DemolitionD with 100,000 followers to make a video, then this corrupted board can be purged.

Benjamin I have a question for you

>>40968026
7.5 inches.

At a kitchen table putting on Touhou hiphop song called Rocket, beginning with a girl song chorus, male verses. I was trying to get the lyrics up, went to grab something from the fridge, Altaar comes in laughing about what I'm making the guy in the lounge listen to, looking at my computer. Song was about rocketing to the moon.

In the Connecticut Department of Safety Investigation Report (DPS-302-E) (Revised 2/3/06), is states thus: "The shooter's schooling began at Sandy Hook Elementary School and moved onto Newtown Middle School for 6th to 7th grades. Around 7th grade, the shooter moved to St. Mary's School and then moved to Newtown High School, where he completed 9th grade." Nowhere in this document does it ever mention anything about the school "Saint Rose of Lima". The document makes it quite clear that Adam Lanza, the shooter, attended Sandy Hook Elementary School. In another document released by the Connecticut state police, report #1200704559-00183424, an official document providers to researchers, the detective states "On March 6th, 2013, I met with (REDACTED). All four have worked at Sandy Hook Elementary School for an extensive period of time. Furthermore, they worked at the school when the shooter attended. Through the memory of the aforementioned, yearbooks and a Sandy Hook School Map we were able to obtain which classrooms the shooter was in while he attended Sandy Hook School". With these two documents alone, you would get the sense that Adam Lanza did in fact attend Sandy Hook Elementary School. Yet, there appears to be conflicting documents that argue against this. The 1st document that differs from that account was a document written by Rachel Vanez after they requested permission from Adam Lanza's father, Peter Lanza, to obtain all school records for Adam Lanza from Newtown, Connecticut (Police Case # 1200705594). The only school that is mentioned is Saint Rose of Lima school. It states as follows: Event #355: "St Rose of Lima school records pertaining to Adam Lanza." There is no mention of Adam Lanza's attendance of St. Rose of Lima in any of the other documents. Why is this document requesting school records from a school that Adam Lanza supposedly never attended? The only document in the Sandy Hook report that reports an official request by subpoena was to St. Rose of Lima school. It reads as follows: "Action taken, On 01/02/13, I served Principal Mary Rose Maloney with a subpoena for Adam Lanza's school records. On 01/03/13, I received those records, transported them to Troop A where I secured them with the major crimes temporary locker." How come, in any of the past documents, was there never a claim that Adam Lanza attended St. Rose of Lima school?

All the documents can be found here:

https://cspsandyhookreport.ct.gov/

>>40968669
Also there was a post on my computer saying The Demiurge's dreams kill people, probably mentally but I suppose a few might hang themselves over one thing or another.

>>40968646
is that yukaris or yours

>>40968646
proof?

At a crowd, standing next to Bart, with Mr. Burns at front, who was using the cursed state of my dreams to vilify me.

In Irithyll, up at the archer's ramparts, I got chased by a gank for a long time, eventually just by one dreadlord, barely surviving until I made it safely to Pontiff's arena. I was with Yukari by the staircase leading up from the arena to the sleeping giants, I said I missed my prayers for a day(I was really drowsy, fell asleep while praying), she said I can just pray more, and that it's like I'm throwing message bottles out to sea. In the dream I had thought about tossing message bottles off the side of the stairway, I said "like that?" while seeing a bunch of message bottles floating in an abyss a few meters under the stairs, she said yeah. I was with her above the arena, she turned into Kikyo, offering me a lap pillow with teary eyes.

Character select screen with me and my brother, one of us was Merlin and the other was Merlin and another character.

I was told Altaar and his dog are the main villains of "OC Donut Steel II"

I walked down the sidewalk from my house, then realised I forgot my wallet, I turned back and saw I'd also dropped my fumo, picking her back up as I headed back. Passed by a church that was open on a Sunday, tempted to go inside.

Saw pictures of Yukari on a throne as King Baal presiding over an arena.

In my unit. I thought I really just want to go back in time 5 years, or at least before I posted my dreams.
I tried to put on a song called "Heaven Under Rose" but couldn't find it in my playlist.

Schizophrenics have a preternatural power, they see the threads of the world where we only see dust.
They will see the end of fractals...
Can't you see?
To defy limits is the purpose of dreams, so let us dance and sing a merry tune!
Can't you see?...
It was obvious, yet no one uses their EYES.
USE. YOUR. EYES.
Can't you see...

>>40978809
I need more eyes, so many more eyes, but who can bring them to me? What angel, what saint, what messiah? Perhaps...no, that's crazy. Could it be...?

>>40979112
Dude, Yukari is your wife

>>40982268
Ain't that the truth. *motorboats those jigglies*

Some weird barely remembered stuff about my mom raising me like some truman show shit.

Go out onto front lawn and there's Altaar, as Peter Griffin, doing some annoying shit. I was trying to do something about it when someone else comes over with a rifle and shoots him in the gut. Because of this, he gives me the nickname "Da Cancer", limping over into a black FWD. The next game would take place in a casino, where there was a Venus de Milo painting on the wall.

In a sort of prison room with a bunch of others. Looking at NSFW pictures of Yukari, Yuuka, Ran, Yuyuko, couple others, on Pixiv. Jerking. The guy who made them, looking like a skinny Danny Devito, was nearby, sneaking glances at my crotch, I thought wtf, fucking faggot, and made him exit the room. Made a post talking shit about him, saying he "uses dual Yukari naginata" then wondered why I said Yukari, wanting to edit it out. Went to play a Touhou billiards game, with Altaar showing up smugly acting like he's better at it, but I thought I was actually better.

In my backyard, which irl has a dilapidated fence that's toppled over. Here they were rebuilt, tall and sturdy. I was so grateful I crawled over on my knees and kissed the replacement for the toppled fence. See a neighbor, asking about a possum, and he points out his cat that had a possum tail coming out of its mouth. I saw a picture of a rainbow elephant dragon fly snake thing, that was me. https://files.catbox.moe/wbwc7o.jpg I go inside and there's the ginger witch with a noose, when he passes me by he hits me, then starts trying to set up his noose because his parents died. I go over and laugh about his shitty tied noose, then push him down and put him in a hold, saying "do you think your parents have gone to Hell?" he acts like they would have, I say "If they're decent people they've gone to Sheol. If you kill yourself you're going to Hell to burn." I thought about how I wouldn't give a shit if my parents died, and also me being on a TV show where I'm a counselor.
I saw Family Guy. At a restaurant, a partially bald guy with brown hair is sitting with a kid, Sakuya goes over to him. I'm wondering if this is some cuck bullshit or not, since he's brown haired like me, before Sakuya explodes into the rainbow eledragonflake killing them and then flying off, as I thought "What am I? The Touhou bullshit destroyer?"

Went over to Yukari, she was sitting in a corner, with another me at her right. I sat in front of her, on top of her ass in some weird way I didn't understand in the dream, thought it must be gaps. There's a girl sitting on a footrest who laughed like she thought Yukari would be annoyed as she gets up and leaves. Yukari sticks her head through a gap, she spits on top of me and other me's dicks(I wondered whether that was good or bad, I think good, Yukari's spit on my dick), while she writes "mark: mole" on another dick covered in faded graffiti that popped up in-between us. Not sure if it's worth a diagram but https://files.catbox.moe/vm0c2f.png

At a gathering of desks. Someone's talking shit about my father being an asshole, represented by my brother's friend(his name irl is literally "Benjamin Papa", he also represented Altaar's friend graffitiing the room door like Oolacile). I glare at Papa until he becomes uncomfortable, then moves away. There's an old guy who had a TV show, appeared up on some screen, we had talked shit about him, he talked shit back, then bragged about something, laughing and snorting like a pig about it. I laughed to the guy next to me "Was that a snort?"

In an asylum with a large dark shared room. Bart's doctor got replaced, the new doctor took him off life-support and gave him a cool old man mask instead. Bart didn't miss the life-support, just thought the mask was cool as he pulled his blanket up over himself only letting the mask stick out, as everyone else in the room admired it. Another guy walks through the room with an old man mask but everyone laughs at him.

I'm a large room, on a big mattress on the floor. Yukari is drawing in sketchbooks in front of a TV playing The Simpsons, I thought about what cosmic significance The Simpsons has(I guess it's the #1 family TV show). I sat beside her, gazing at her happily. She flipped through her sketchbook filled with cute childish chibi drawings of Renko and Merry together, Merry hooking up something into Renko's left eye. I put my fists to my cheeks and partially suppressed an "Aaaaaa!" of delight. They were cuter and more short and chibi than what I made, and I don't think Merry was using her hand but I don't know how else she could.

On that Merlin select screen I immediately just blurted "Merlin is my onahole" which made my brother get angry and say "I surrender, we can just lose."

meds

The only thing /jp/ needs is to be killed entirely. It is, at best, on par with it's spinoffs.

this thread is more interesting than the past ten years of /jp/ combined and multiplied by 108

I was Shibuya's Toka Itsuka at the bottom of a giant pit. I heard something about "what's generating a large amount of misfortune for me" which was some shitcord. I saw the shadow of a train over me.

In a classroom. I had a ball of rose quartz that had distended into a strange shape with holes. I bit into it and it was edible, so I started consuming it. I was seated next to F Yukari, went away for a bit and she sat next to some guys, didn't care. Heard some people laugh about me not finding a seat, I sat on the floor, pulled a sleeping bag over myself for a second, lowering it after I heard a voice "keep posting your illusions, it gives off an invincible feeling."

I looked at eilienen.neocities.org It was hacked, very short, had some faggot's email near the top, the rest of gibberish code, there was still a link to my third site, instead of blackdeath it was called blenrir.

With a class. F Yukari was trying to throw a ball towards a goal but couldn't do it, urging me to try. I held the ball and tried to get a feel for pitching it, "I feel like I wont be able to throw it far enough", thinking keywords -I feel- because I'm sun sign Cancer. I tried throwing it as hard as I could, over a net, there was a guy running with balls in his hand, diving to try and catch it, but it was a little short.

Saw hentai of Yukari fucking a monk self-insert, god awful voice acting, after a few seconds x the tab thinking that's just a curse. Went over to a shower, putting towels over the sides since it was a crowded room, but some faggot steals it. I go over to a lineup of guys in hammocks that shower when you lie in them, lying in one.

In a deathmatch, I was in the lead by several kills, with a faggot who was actually a group of people in second. I came to a door that said VUNIPUX over it, wondering how I'd pronounce it.

In a bedroom. A girl asks if I'm poor, another offers a $5 note and I take it so she says "yep." I sit down, Yukari comes over to me, I thought of the thought I had "I'd take a tiny bit of synthetic love over nothing." She sort of quickly phased through several different interactions saying things, before doing a sexy pose, then says "おきて" to me, goes to a wardrobe/store, pulling out several white boxers with green bands, selecting the one with the tightest groin bit which was "eilienen", for maximum constricted balls.

Flew over a black sea to Okina, who was corrupted with black sclera and orange irises. She gave me sympathetic pats. A corrupted Yukari, same eyes, came and joined in. A black octopus tentacle rose from the sea, also joined in.

At a table, I see Kikyo show off a little chessboard card, I also had one, like we're members of the court. I noted the colours as she came over, white brown yellow orange. She sat and smoke, which made me want to, her pack was empty except half a cigarette, she offered her cigarette's end for me to light mine on, I didn't expect much but mine caught fire, I tried blowing it out but it burnt to the end. "Totally Ash"

Going around a shadowy town, in the middle I left a scorpion charm to ward off evil. We were looking for something, didn't want to be told where it was. Someone points out trees on a neighbouring property that were anti-evil. A guy with me finds one fallen branch shaped like an ornate fence, but he can't really use it. I find one that's like a lever plus a long sharp stake, he say's that perfect, the flower Gintoki can use that to stab the corrupt flower. I thought "flower Gintoki's corrupted too."

Saw the first dream thread. Glowies posting pictures, one of Saber being forced onto the lap of a guy, though she stabbed his abdomen with her fingers, the two of them on top of other anime girls. I thought no wonder that thread culminated in that nightmare with this shit.

Ds3 looking through my swords. I was using a Cathedral Knight Greatsword, looking between Black Knight GS and Profaned GS for which did the most, but Irithyll Straightsword was there somehow with the same amount of damage as them + the frost, I thought because it was low level, which also meant the frost would proc easily.

Looked through pictures of Yukari in Desert Sorceress outfit, one showing off her ass, couldn't help but touch myself.

Kakashi Nenpo mod/admin complaining about having to deal with glowie shit threads like >>40986210 twice a day. I thought /jp/ should have me as a full time mod.

Saw a Japanese youtuber girl talking over a mmd video of a guy forcing a girl to be around him, with Impa watching from behind a tree, with a big futa cock, looking to save her. She came out as Sakuya and started mating pressing the girl.

Couple girls asked me over to theirs, I was embarrassed since one of my dad's friends was nearby seeing me get asked out by girls instead of the opposite. I got sent a video on my phone, looked at it. Saw child Link vs Ganon. He was taking a lot of hits, but had full hearts and an inventory with four empty bottles on the left and one fairy bottle on the right. Ganon turned into Bowser and spun as a shell towards Link but got batted away. These girls go to their house but past it, saying they're heading for the emergency exit. They open up a door in a tree, mentioning a black tree, then they went off towards a well without closing the tree. A trio of guys come by, I pull my pants down and run the other way to distract from the door but one of them turns back and sees it.

Seeing an image of a guy having sex with a girl, cumming inside. Sesshoumaru shows up with a purple octopus and a knife, and says "keep doing that and you'll end up with something like Yukari's "The Child of the False Womb" then stuck the octopus on the girls face while stabbing maybe her stomach or cutting off the guy's dick.

In my room, I was saying "I just had a dream combining Zelda and x and then another combining x and x, I am the fucking Ultimate Alchemist." then restated it because I thought I say fucking too much "I am the Ultimate Alchemist."

I'm in a dark room holding a candle. Yukari comes over to me saying "I want to thank the wolf, the wolf that holds a candle for us in the dark." She puts a silver necklace with a massive ruby pendant over me, as large as the biggest heart shape I can make with my hands, called "True Love's _____"

After that black tree was mentioned someone was calling me a creep for having two threads up.
Also among those dreams I basically said this thread is done now post Touhou drawings, with a picture below it irregularly shaped (not rectangular/square) with a Japanese-actually-good-artist drawing of Orin at the bottom left and a whole bunch of grey sketches around it.
Also also I'm not proud of this Kagu, but didn't have the time to draw something else.