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>I had a bad cold.... When I wake up, a nurse says to me, "You've been asleep for one year." "What!?" The nurse explains to me that all men except me have died because of some evil virus.... My semen is one and only hope for the continuation of human life now....
Could you do them all, /jp/?

>> No.4090268

who says you have to have sex with each and every one of them?

>> No.4090274

Source?

>> No.4090280

What happened to all of the sperm banks around the world?

>> No.4090278

No.
I lock myself in my basement and play visual novels all day.

>> No.4090284

Clearly the best course of action would be to turn each load over to doctors to stretch across as many eggs as possible. I'd never get laid but it's a small price to pay for efficiency.

>> No.4090287

They will chop it off, clone the production cells, create a semen producing factory and kill you too.

>> No.4090320

This is a game with gameplay, right?

>> No.4090384

>>4090274

Source is in the filename. What you should ask is "link to download?".

>> No.4090397

>>4090384
What wait. OP is actually a game? I thought he was just making up some bullshit scenario for /jp/.

>> No.4090410

>>4090397

Here is the site of the company: http://mbstruth.com/top.html

So yeah, it seems to be real.

>> No.4090413

>>4090397
OP's green text is actually the story

>> No.4090440

So you are literally on a mission to fuck everyone in order to save mankind?

>> No.4090518

That would result in a tiny gene pool that would breed itself into retardation within a couple generations.

Why don't they ever bother doing the research?

>> No.4090525

>>4090518
Genetics do not work that way

>> No.4090533

Spoilers: Ampersand dies

>> No.4090588
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>>4090518

Lern2biology11

>>4090533
Fuck, I love Gammage Cup.

>> No.4091043

>>4090518

No. Please learn basic biology.

>> No.4091077

>>4091043
why wouldn't it be true, mr wiseguy?

>> No.4091095

>>4090518
>Why don't they ever bother doing the research?

All the men in the world are dead. Who would do the research?

>> No.4091155

>>4091077
Man A has sex with woman B,C,D,E,F All women have children
For all intents and purposes, the genetic makeup of the children are AB,AC,AD,AE,AF respectively. Children have children randomly, get combinations lik BF,DB,DA,CE, etc, world keeps spinning.

And this is an extremely simplified view, if you look at sexual reproduction, the genes that a father (and mother) give a child are highly randomized by meiosis and crossing over. And this is ignoring the fact that the human species (really, ANY species) can endure a very high amount of inbreeding. The stereotype is that interbreeding will result in a high number of retard babies. The simple truth is that a.) this will only occur after a LARGE number of successive inbreeding generations; and b.) the odds of a deleterious genetic default rise from a non-inbreeding couple from 1/10,000 (example) to something like 1/4,000, Significantly higher, but still remote and highly dependent on the couple's genetic makeup, rather than the fact that they're inbreeding.

I've done my homework. Now shut up and sit down.

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>>4091155
tl;dr

>> No.4091538

tl;dr torrent where?

>> No.4091576

9240 yen for this ? fuck you

>> No.4091844

http://www.hongfire.com/forum/showthread.php?t=135415

>> No.4091931

>>4091844

Much thanks.

>> No.4091947

>>4091844
Isn't that only the HCG though?

>> No.4092176

>>4091155
Well played.

>> No.4092197
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4092197

MADAGASCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.4092249

>>4092197
Jesus Christ, that was the first thing I thought of as well.

>> No.4092263

>>4092197
Fucking Madagascar. Always went for them first.

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>>4092197
>>4092249
>>4092263

>> No.4092306

>>4091947
Yeah, that's just the CG.

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>>4092288

Fuck I love Madagascar comics.

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>>4092314

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>>4092318

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>>4092320

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>>4092321

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>>4092323

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>>4092326

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And finally not Madagascar but it always brings a smile to my face.

>> No.4092367

>>4090251

You wouldn't have to do them all. You'd probably have to do alot of them but not all of them.

The real question is: How would you fight them all off?

You'd have to take into consideration that even if all men perished their nations still exist and women would most likely take over the governments.

Each nation will want some of your semen to ensure their survival and since you know women cannot under any circumstances get along.

Say hello to World War 3. A catfight on an international scale which would most likely end in atomic bombs being dropped. Which will sooner or later kill you. Now no one has the semen and humanity goes extinct after maybe 2-3 decades of mass lesbianism and/or more catfighting.

BAD END.

But if this happened to me, I hope you like delicious brown skin because after I'm done everyone will have it.Not that it matters because you're all dead and I'm the only one left.

>> No.4092370

Here's the torrent for the game, not just the HCG for some of you. Also, thanks for the madagascar comic laughs.

http://www.hongfire.com/forum/showthread.php?t=133306

>> No.4092379

Why is president madagascar a nigger?

>> No.4092380

>>4090533
FUCK YOU

>> No.4092407
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>>4092379
The one holding the mic is actually the president of madagascar, but we can see who really pulls the strings in the government

>> No.4092414

>>4092407

That was hilarious, their president got overthrow by a disc jockey.

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