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4088036 No.4088036 [Reply] [Original]

why is patchery so precocious

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>> No.4088052
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Because you touch yourself at night.

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>> No.4088070
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Don't touch our mukyuu~!!

>> No.4088081

Why am I such a faggot?

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So precocious!

>> No.4088103

>patchery
a what?

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You deserve nothing, doing that kind of perverted things to such a pure thing.

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I wouldn't fap to this. Too pure for my dick.

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*Staring*

Stupid anon, thinking they would give me more pleasure than my books...

>> No.4088153

>>4088142
I'll give you pleasure !

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I'd plant my seeds in that patch, if you know what I mean.

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hrm.. milk...

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DAMN YOU PERVERTED ANONS!

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>Implying patchy would care about a weak human over books.

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>>4088169

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Why is Patchy so sexy?

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this thread displeases patchy.

>> No.4088211

>>4088199
sauce

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>> No.4088222

>>4088211
るしえ堂 is the artist, I forgot the particular work though

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>> No.4088258

She may not be interested in weak humans but Patchy has a weak spot for fan fiction writers.

>> No.4088262

>>4088129
Same here. The only way to enjoy Patchy is to cuddle up with her (in a completely non-sexual way) and read a good book.

>> No.4088320

>>4088262
So you'll be able to cuddle up with her without getting hard?
I didn't expect anonymous to be that powerful.

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>>4088320

Dude, I get boners at the drop of a hat and I've cuddled with girls and not gotten an instarection.

It's really not that hard... pun intended.

>> No.4088349

>>4088337
But we're not talking about common girls here, we're talking about Patch.

>> No.4088354

>>4088337
>I've cuddled with girls
get out

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I want to smell Patchouli...

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>>4088354

Jealous?

>> No.4088371

>>4088359
We don't tolerate heresy here.

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>>4088359

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>>4088354
Now I understand everything...

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>>4088337
really? then close your eyes and read me a book right now.

>> No.4088386

>>4088359
You threw away your cuddling-virginity to some 3d whore. You don't DESERVE Patchy.

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>>4088386

Anon, you are the one who treats Patchouli like a 2D whore. YOU are the one who don't deserve her.

>> No.4088403

>>4088397
How am I treating her like a whore?

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>>4088403

How? By posting this kind of pics, pretending that Patchouli is some kind of sexual slave or something.

>> No.4088420

>>4088403
>perverted pics of Patchy
>sharing with /jp/
you don't deserve her !

>> No.4088425

>>4088411
So all sex is turning someone into your sex slave?

Feminist much?

>> No.4088428

>>4088411
>>4088420
What? I'm not posting any pictures of Patchy at all. She is pure and sexualized her is wrong, wrong, wrong!

>> No.4088441

>>4088425

No, no no no no. I think you have not understood what I said.

The problem is not all sex. No way! The problem is Patchouli. Patchouli is not sex, and you're making a whore of her with your pics.

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...th...thanks /jp/...

you helped me realize something important.

I'm better then all you faggots. I mean holy shit.

This is just depressing.

oh, and your precious 2d girl has been hiding something..

>> No.4088456

>>4088442
You're not better than all of us. I facepalm whenever someone bitches about 'used waifus' too.

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>>4088442
Do with sakuya whatever you want, but leave Patchouli alone.

>> No.4088466

>>4088442
>>4088456
Normalfags.

>> No.4088477

>>4088466
By no means. Just not tainted by Christian moralfaggotry.

>> No.4088478

>>4088411
Sex with Patchy is very good!

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>>4088441

This. What the fuck is with everyone being like OMG PATCHY TITS THE SIZE OF THE EARTH MILK PATCHU MILK UGHGUGHGHNNNNN FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

She's a frail little girl with DFC and asthma, and you're supposed to carry her when she gets all winded and out of breath, and snuggle with her and drink tea and read books.

>> No.4088483

>>4088456

Facepalm is just the new lol. You aren't god tier until you stop using it.

>> No.4088485

What's with all the hate in this thread?

How can you deny that snuggling up with Patchy would be the best thing ever? She's just so... fluffy.

>> No.4088490

>>4088442
>I'm better then all you faggots.

You might consider going to better boards, then. Try /a/, all the cool kids hang out there.

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>>4088483
No, I meant I actually facepalm in real life. Because I do.

>> No.4088501

>>4088490
Seriously. I thought /jp/ was my last refuge from normal people.

>> No.4088506

>>4088477
What's wrong with being righteous and pure?

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>>4088478

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>> No.4088519

>>4088510

Patchy's ridin spinnaz, ridin spinnaz (they don't stop)

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Patchouli is the ideal kind of girl to have a smart conversation with. Not everything in life, real or not real (specially IRL for those who still don't know what reality is), is sex and more sex. Man, that's boring.

>> No.4088547

>>4088479
>you're supposed to carry her when she gets all winded and out of breath, and snuggle with her and drink tea and read books.

;_;

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When patch comes out of her sheep's clothing...

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>> No.4088587

>>4088563

Fucking lol'ed.

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Patchouli Knowledge: Sexy or moe?
I choose... BOTH.

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I wish to make love to patchery in a pile of books.

>> No.4088607

>>4088531
It doesn't mean you have to whine like a moralfag whenever she's depicted in a sexual light. People who have intelligent conversations are also capable of having sex. It's not mutually exclusive.

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>Patchy
>Pure
>Pure
>Pure
Come on, don't tell me you're still trolled by her..

>> No.4088611

I never understood what made patchouli so big on this board, as opposed to like, cirn- oh wait

oh wait, what about meiling. she's one note.

just like patchy

>> No.4088621

>>4088607
well, the woman who made the hugging box is celibate. and she's smart.

she made a box that hugs you. how fucking awesome is that

>> No.4088622

>>4088604

uncomfortable at best, downright painful for one of you. Book spines are unforgiving.

>> No.4088627

>>4088621
>she made a box that hugs you
Fucking lol'd

>> No.4088628

>>4088622
not to mention she'd bitchslap you if you pull out, kinda jizz + literature = sticky pages. put on top of that that the books are old and you're fucked

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>>4088628
I failed when reading a kanji on a book and then she turned out like that.
God this is scary, it still hurts so bad...

>> No.4088672

>>4088621

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hug_machine

Dude it's meant for autistic people who get all stressed the fuck out from certain sensations and human contact but still need hugs.

Though I suppose NEET applications are not far off...

>> No.4088687

>>4088661
MAGICAL DROP FUCK YEAR


moar

>> No.4088702

>>4088563
source?

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>>4088661
But it was a good hurt, wasn't it?

>> No.4088715

>>4088672
hahah dude. I know. I still find it funny how misleading the name is.

I should totally make a cardboard box that hugs people though. like with arms

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>>4088707
You wanted it even if you didn't admit it.

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>>4088736
Yuuka is the only Touhou capable of raping the willing.

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>>4088823

Tenshi is a "choke me, spank me, pull my hair" type of girl anyways so I wouldn't call that rape.

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>>4088823
WTF?

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>>4088880
I find myself lusting after both Tenshi and Yuuka so I guess I'm just a sadomasochist.

>> No.4088928,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>4088036
Oh man, the first time I saw this thread I read it as "why is patchery so precious".

>> No.4088928,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>4088928,1
>precious
>precocious

Im looking for a opposite dictionary word that im about to say as a joke....but for now I'll let it pass!

also patchu~ru~, mukyuu~

<3~

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