/jp/ - Otaku Culture

"That customer wants the special...The Chef's Salad. His personal salad is in the fridge...steal it from him!"

Thread Chef Kira reporting for work. What's the order for today?

>>40832579
Kill OP

>>40832585
Roger that. He dies from cuteness today.

>>40832585

Kinozaka is better than ever, baby!

>>40832614
I'd sacc everyone ITT for a day out with Honosu and Renaa on the beach

>>40832625
I'd shank Inori

>>40832567
i rabu this thread

>sells out in 2 out 4 rounds
>one of the least popular
Huh? Did you anons know that all Nogis are one the least popular idols out there?
None of them can sell out all their slots in the first wave while a bunch of SakuHina girls are fully sold out on day one?
(Expecting a sweet meltdown for today from SakuHina and Kageyama haters)

Runrun PB is gonna be the most lewd release ever

>>40832715

>>40832715
my dingdong is ready

>>40832579
Suck my dick, Kira

>>40832715
That smol, tight body in a micro bikini, my brotha!

>>40832773
Leave the restaurant at once!

Runrun has the body of a child though

>>40832715

>>40832855

>>40832855
And that's a good thing.

>>40832715
The smallest of bikinis for the smallest Saka!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nrL5SIEepQ

>>40832903
I'd rather we give her the biggest bikini because it won't stay on her

Mmm sexy Pon

>>40833053
>ワキ
いただけます

>>40833087
>ワキ
いただきます

Sakuchans will performer at Inazuma in Shiga
https://www.oricon.co.jp/news/2245319/full/

>>40833155
>Shiga

>>40833155
Shiga?

>>40833155
They haven't been there since 2018. Thanks Chuke for all the Shiga PR work, Mr. TM Revolution must have noticed your hard work and he invited the group as a thank you gift.

>>40833155
>Shiga
>on the shores of lake biwa
>Takanori Nishikawa
come on staffsan do it!

>>40833155
ChukeCHADS is this the big moment?

wifey PB

>>40833202
This is literally the biggest Shiga job Chuke and Sakurazaka have ever gotten, they're meeting Mr. Shiga after all. This is her chance to make an appeal.

>>40833228
I want it just to see Azumi teases her about it.

>>40833269
*checks the pb in front of her at 6am*

> I saw a lot of Rentan "self proclaimed" oshis in Discord and it irritates me that some of them seem to just been faking it.

Like I saw a guy who's obviously just going along the Rentan train just to stroke the dick of some of the Translators there

>>40833299
wut

>>40833299
hey that's me, rude

hey stfu

>>40833299
that's a weird thing too do, why tho

>inori screws up the whole shiga trip

>>40833340
looking forward to how she manages to ruin what it seems to be the perfect opportunity

https://twitter.com/toomuchidea/status/1152232854241153025
speaking of chukemon and shiga

>>40833155
Chuke must be hyped right now

>>40833413
She's finally performing at her hometown, she must be ecstatic.

>>40832567
BASED

Reirei looks deliciously plump. It's time for a PB, I say.

>>40833299
I don't understand the situation that you're or they're in, what's the point of faking your oshi? That seems stupid. Discord is fucking weird man

>he is not stroking the dick of discord translators to get them to sub your oshi
>ngmi

>>40833474
ok

>>40833688
Suck my dick, Kira

>>40832913
Reno my love...

>>40833849

>>40834101

Happy Birthday!
>>>/wsg/4677629

To any staffu-san that read this thread, I have one suggestion that will forever improve Hinachoi: do not, under any circumstances, let Meimei do the narration ever again.

I guess this PB is going to be more mature themed than the last one so I expect a transparent lingerie

Did you know, that:
1 According to sales chart provided by a kind Anon Kage is one of the least popular idols in her group?
2 This will trigger.

>>40834623
Is it possible she's still a virgin?

>>40834675
nha no way

>>40834675
> keyaki 1st gen
there weren't any virgins even before the debut

>>40834407
Mei did narration for the early episodes and it was okay. Fuck knows what happened this time, she was absolutely dead.

>>40834675
The only virgin in 1st gen is Sugai

>>40834695
Who would she have sex with though?

Teresa powaa!!

>>40834799
her boyfriend ?

>>40834786
it's Rika, she doesn't know what sex is

>>40832567
shit op made probably by a kpop spammer. go fuck yourself faggot

She knows where people will look at first

>>40835195
Her eyes? Yeah, they're bloody massive

>>40835229
They're not that big. This is.

>>40832614
delicious thighs on both

>>40835195
Put this frog in a bikini rite now!!!

Kaki before the plastic surgery

>>40835489
yikes spoiler that shit

he's here. just post already your whole nogicucks posts and be done with the day

>>40835512
She looks 30 years old. I still would though

>>40835489
Holy fuck, I thought she was natural

>>40835489
still a bijin

>>40835524
I don't think it's plastic surgery lol I'm just trolling. Just a bad haircut and no makeup. Kaki's eyebrows are too good to be hidden like this as well.

>>40835489
guess the people bullying her cause she pretty narrative has no base

>>40835556
Even that kaki is much cuter than the average japanese high school girl

>>40835570
true avg jk is a halfoger

>>40835570
>>40835578
the average highschool girl is ugly no matter where you live

>>40835489
>b...bijin
lmao

>>40835663
You will be raped.

>>40835663
for me it's Teresita

>>40835489
She looks the exam aside from the bad haircut and makeup? Only work she's probably done is for her teeth.

Their Bahiyyih is better than ours.

>>40835588

absolute state of this general

>>40835681
>Only work she's probably done is for her teeth.
There were photos of her in NUC, they are basically the same as they were during her JC days.

>kaki has always been ugly.
nothing surprising

it's headcanon hours

>>40835541
Is endo and kaki confirmed both natty?

Kaki is the most beautiful woman in the country.

>>40835774
prophetic

>>40835489
I'll never understand people who unironically make fun of idols' appearance back when they were kids. Especially pics taken from such albums where 90% of the kids look weird as fuck.

>>40835847
FUCKING SEX

I'm facefucking jk kaki

>>40835809
She has a nice ass
>>40835808
Only Mizuki has got work done. Also Shiraishi if you count botox later on.

I nakadashi'd jc kaki

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1557304675468132352/pu/vid/1280x720/s_gndw3fCre4IYST.mp4?tag=12

>>40835885
>>40835923
What about JS Kaki?

>>40835946
> What about undefined Kaki?
sorry, can't interpret

t. v8

>>40835885
>>40835923
sasuga hinagigachads

Wholesome

>>40836007
nice catboy

>>40834407
the episode was also a good indication of why hanachanzu appear so often, they are among the best members at clearing up any tensions. you could feel sarina was getting riled up by paru's comments and its not like saito fucking kyoko is gonna stop her lmao

head over heels with Yamashita
https://youtu.be/CsHiG-43Fzg

>>40833155
YES CHUKEBROS WE MADE IT!

>>40835907
>only Mizuki has work done

You got to be kidding me

Hebi posting

>>40836373
They all got work done...leave the Kaki spammer in his headcanon

>>40836437
She's a natural snake charmer

>>40836437
Her mouth can fit 3 dicks

>>40836373
lol why? Most japanese idols don't get plastic surgery. I would add Hori but it looks more like a slight botox. Nose jobs, jawline shaping and all that stuff aren't common at all unless it's kpop. Even Mizuki's plastic surgery is relatively low profile and a good job. She's also a skeleton nowdays so the lack of facial fat adds to the different look. It's not just plastic surgery.
I'm not even sure if a Sakamichi idol has done as much as getting a nose job outside of Mizuki's slight one which was also needless. Endo Sakura is a senbatsu member and has a weird nose which doesn't seem to bother her at all.

>>40836449
>They all got work done
That's your headcanon in reality. "They all got work done" lmao. Not even Maaya got any work done and she's ugly as fuck. Just became better at makeup but even makeup can do so much. You have to be legit delusional to believe the crap you're saying here.

>>40836524

>>40836501
You are retarded and also jewish

>>40836524
Aya's mouth is a miracle

>>40836501
are you a tourist from another general or from /mu/ by any chance?

>Jewish mentioned

>>40836541
I'm also jewish? Lol take your fucking meds schizo. You're some freak who gets off believing the girls have altered their face, most likely because it makes you feel better about yourself.

>>40836566
I think it's more retarded that you actually believe everyone is natural

Kill yourself, end your genes here you stupid fuck

>>40836563
No I'm not. The only tourist here is a retard who believes all these girls are getting plastic surgery. It's what some faggot kpop lover would say to feel better about plastic freaks.

>>40836576
are you 15?

Now, to the more important matters: Sugai or Seki?

>>40836576
>I think it's more retarded that you actually believe everyone is natural
Shiraishi and Hori got botox later on. Mizuki has some work done. You're just talking out of your ass and put words in my mouth because you're a pathetic retard. Almost all Sakamichi girls have been natural, many are straight up average looking girls as well. You need to check your eyes.

>15 mentioned

>>40836578
Most faggot kpop lovers do not think their kpop do plastic surgery you piece of faggot

>>40836596
the yoga instructor

>>40832567
Hey it's the pokemon girl from /kpg/

this guy is obsessed with shiraishi botox holy fuck. dude stop writing about it in every other thread

>>40836598
You're clearly some fat retard faggot

My gf

>>40836590
He's a fucking retard who believes the girls have got plastic surgery just because. There's no real reason to believe such a thing yet he does. I'm pretty sure I have seen the faggot do the same crap before. Yeah I'm sure Maaya and YAC have gt plastic surgery lol. If anything pladtic surgery would help these two but they still haven't considered this option after all these years to further their carreer.
>>40836606
It doesn't matter what they think idiot
>>40836625
You're the actual fugly lardass here projecting lol. Keep claiming they have got plastic surgery fatso. Your weight won't just go down

>>40836596
Horsegirls are crazy so Seki

>>40836649
I can bet my life you are not fitter than me

Therefore, I'm right and you're wrong, kill yourself

>>40836687
I can bet my life that's you're underage. No adult can be lacking so much in self awareness. Also most likely ugly as fuck otherwise you wouldn't make up this weird plastic surgery headcanon.

>>40835489
Let me be honest here, still would

>>40836709
Please see >>40836687

>>40836709
Also I'm not underage, which also means you should kill yourself for sure now

>>40836736
Raped, you will be.

>>40836725
Don't worry. I can see that you're an internet tough guy who spends his time making up plastic surgery headcanon like some jealous old lady. Can't get more feminine than this crap.

>>40836748
I can see you're a retarded fat fuck, fuck off

>>40836737
>Also I'm not underage
Is that so?
>which also means you should kill yourself for sure now
What I'm reading here seem to suggest you're very underage though. It can't be right?

>>40836768
Underage obesity is a serious concern. I know it frustrates you being fat at the height of puberty but you have to work it out somehow instead of getting angry on some idol general.

>>40836736
Wakiqueen, show us your wakis

>>40836798
>kek he really thinks I'm underage and fat
Actual retard

>>40836829
You certainly sound atleast underage. And that's a compliment in case you didn't notice. The other option is me entertaining the idea of you being some pathetic adult who's acting like an edgy 14 years old shithead. I'm really giving you the benefit of the doubt just by assuming you don''t admit of being underage due to the fear of ending up banned.

>>40836899
Nice text wall fatty

much better to be underage than to be 30+ and still into idols like me to be honest

>>40836736
>>40836831
>>40836846
HEY SAKUCHAN

>>40836928
Why though? I won't be into idols at that age but I don't think it's bad. A little strange for sure but I can't say most 30 year olds have better hobbies either way. Much better than being a Marvel/DC at the very least or still being obsessed with sports.

>>40836930
i'm about to do it to this imouto

>>40835489
Hi, SteCola!

>>40836620
go back

>>40837039
Do you think boys were facefucking her back then?

>>40837061
Of course, her cheeks got pregnant

>>40837061
All I know, that you never did nor ever will.

>>40837071
Stop talking about yourself

>>40837117
I never said I facefucked Kaki. SteCola.

>>40837125
If I had it my way I would skin all fatties like you alive

Alright, which one of you was this?

>>40837140
Stop talking about yourself

>>40837175
>>40837117
Stop copying me fatty

doing Saku-chan from behind

>>40837210
Preferably without consent.

>>40837192
>me fatty
Archived.

>>40837229
rape-chans can give consent? I thought it wasn't an option in their mind

queen Kakki

>>40836662
Good point.

>>40837283
But chaputen is probably the least crazy woman in the world

>>40837281

aged like milk

>>40837254
Correct. I must be out of my mind to think they have a choice.

>>40837309
>The lowest is also Haruka
Harukabros we're winning!

>>40837345
why are they mimicking kpop choreography?

>Real woman intimidate SteCola
Good to know.

>>40837367
>mimicking kpop choreography
Newfag SteCola detected.

>>40837345
Astal switch with teresa

>>40837345
They percieve rape as a natural, often everyday occurence. They don't think in terms of "choice" one bit whether they feel discomfort or not. It most likely has never crossed their mind, the concept of "choice" that is.

>>40837345
Embarrassing, SteCola.

https://bunshun.jp/articles/-/56469

>>40837367
Embarrassing, SteCola.

https://youtu.be/1NEUEbG6S1A

>>40837367
Go back to twitter.

>>40837345
I wanna fuck all of em bros

>>40837557
>The arrival of Aya turned her into a chinkoid
I hope Ayameat recovers.

>>40836501
You need to stop posting. Seriously.

>>40836537
You clearly didn't see Maaya on her debut. You're not paying attention at all, kid.

>>40836596
Always the richer one

>>40837615
She should have a cleavage here

>adults don't look like as when they were 13
kek

>>40837313
She is tired

>>40834466
<3

>>40837586
I think we have some chances of an ayamen pb, she is 18 and she likes modeling

>>40837142
I want to believe it's renaa herself

>>40837451
oof

https://youtu.be/oU1DJdyvlBw
based sawabe

>>40837718
>likes modeling
Does she?

>>40837425
We have to go back

>>40837557
PB when?

>>40837903
when she is 20

>>40837838
Reicha gaining weight few more kg's and she will turn pure sex

>>40837968
Me on the left

>>40837968
Preparing for the incoming war

>>40837968
are they in ukraine?

>>40837957
Baka renaa that is not a real dog

>>40838015
I wish... could've been fighting with Maiyan side-by-side now...

>>40838124
I can't imagine how useful she would be in an actual conflict

>>40838133
Very good morale booster at the very least.

>>40838133
Very good to relieve tension...

>>40838133
Actual war veterans go there and fuck off not even a week later because of how corrupt and inept Ukrainian command is. Maiyan will get shredded by an arty or a HEAT round because her retarded trenchmates are taking a smoke break in the dark despite the Westerners keep telling them not to. Alternatively, just stuffing her Instagram while strolling in Kiev.

>>40837451
Do people really care about graduated who's?

Imagine supporting Ukraine

>>40837968
>ambushing a chinese pla convoy with maiyan.

>>40836501
>lol why? Most japanese idols don't get plastic surgery. I would add Hori but it looks more like a slight botox. Nose jobs, jawline shaping and all that stuff aren't common at all unless it's kpop. Even Mizuki's plastic surgery is relatively low profile and a good job. She's also a skeleton nowdays so the lack of facial fat adds to the different look. It's not just plastic surgery.

Actually Mizuki did a jaw alignment surgery herself. This is back in audtion era for Nogi. Mizuki's lower jaw protrudes more than the upper one

>>40838422
This phase in her life was often overlooked because it was only apparent during the audition

>>40838422
Don't make him start

>>40838422
Isn't that called a chin

>>40838448
She did two surgeries?

>>40838454
No, not just the chin, you can see it base on her lower teeth to upper teeth alignment as well. You could look this up on audition vids maybe in Aidoru. Or just watch her documentary in Beam subs, although a small portion it

>>40837968
>>40838287
Time destroys everything

Nakada did her nose

People with snow white skin seem to age quicker

current Shiraishi > debut Shiraishi

>>40838531
Built for throatfuckin

>>40838574
I'd say 1 to 2 year Pre grad Shiraishi beats them all

>>40837968
women would never survive the battlefield and serve as rapedolls for stress relief.

>>40838600
For me it's when she was approaching her final NUC episode.

>>40837451
Yep, I guess I'm gonna nuke my Miriam folder after doing it to her one last time today

>>40837451
Good for Miria? I didn't think she was hot enough.

>>40838734
If they are sad about leaving then why do they graduate

>>40838888
come on anon

>>40838888
To suck some Johnnies cocks

>>40837451
Our little Miria is not so little anymore...

>>40838961
Shitara had his way with her before he even thought about Asuka.

>>40838900
>>40838910
finally some real idol

>>40838900
>>40838910
there is something wrong with 1 of her eyes

https://youtu.be/b_UL9OYHknU

>>40839065
that's what too much pussy does to a mf

>>40838904
I am being serious, i saw miho cry a lot during her graduation arc and it's not like miho is old enough to being forced to graduate, i get that they are tired of the idolshit and everything that comes with it, but what do they want to pursue? Most of them end up watching vtrs all day or acting in shit movies instead of having fun with their idol friends making a lot of memories and with less pressure because you are a part of a bigger team.

>>40839101
do you think being an idol is really that simple?

>>40839101
Then it's either the prospect or promise of a broader career since a lot of these girls dreamed of being an actress or an announcer instead of being an idol or just pure unbridled secks with other celebs despite marrying ugly stickmen down the road. That's just all there is to it.

>>40839075
I want a kuboshi gf ;__;

>>40839130
I think it's easier than other entertainment jobs, come on anon you have literal 14yo girls with zero previous training being idols in national groups

*pinch*

>>40839130
I don't know about nowdays, but I thought early under nogis had tons of free time. BBA even had a job.

>>40839239
this is not kpop general

Man i love pon's body bit she has crackhead teeth

>>40839256
the day she fixes her front teeth, she'll become a 9/10

Fucking baseball is boring as hell kek.

>>40839301
I love PonPon but hasn't she passed that time in her life now?

>>40839347
Is it just me, or does no one post her anymore?

>>40839246
Runrun is not kpop!

>>40839454
no but by how much you spam her there she might as well be

>>40839475
read the filename, I'm only posting her here

I'm having sex with your oshi

>>40839519
do you?

>>40837838
Wanna ear out her ear

>>40839439
Sbe is not the type of girl that is popular here

>>40839591
Lucky Hamada

>>40839566
what the fuck, that retard is saving the pics with my filenames? who does that?

>>40839605
You must be new, Yuipon used to be posted a lot here

>>40837968
That is the face of a satisfied woman

>>40839566
>>40839610
https://archived.moe/mu/search/filename/unknown-27.png/
I couldn't find shit?

>>40839075
cute not completely stealthy manager-san

>>40839607
The roke was so fun. Hamachan's incredible tsukkomi aside, the combination of Honosu and Tenten is just so good. Wish they'd do it again.

>>40833474
Reirei knows what's she doing that's why she's plumping it up

>>40833155
I never thought the day would come when they would be on roke in Shiga and Tsucchii would be in the bathtub at Chuke's parents' house as he promised.

https://brokensubs.wordpress.com/2022/08/10/hinatazaka46-7th-single-hinata-no-bus-tabi-3rd-gen-edition-english-subbed/
Some subs

Kneel

>>40839812
Hamada a cute!

>>40839843
>Inazuma Rock will be held in Kusatsu City
>Chukemon's family also lives in Kusatsu City
It's really habbeding :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>40839846
who is this

>>40839876
Sutaffusan have no excuses now

>Ruins Chukemon's dream roke

>>40839907
Asshole

Special ed bus pov

>>40839907
Another win

>>40839907
Y'know, this could happen

>>40839907
Typhoons sometimes come on weekends and clear on Mondays. That would be a so Chuke-like moment.

>>40839907
>>40839926
How do we stop her, Chukebros?

>>40839967
We remind her of her past failures.

I love her

Renaa coming to LOVE IT's studio tomorrow.

>>40840112
TBS's staff don't bother to hide who's their oshimen anymore

Still not used the new Kawada, even weirder in motion, but now she has a pretty smile I guess.

>>40839967
two words: denden doudo

>>40840112
The poster girl of Love It

>>40840133
I like her boobs though

Just reminding a certain someone that you still haven't changed my mind about Kageyama being popular in Hinatazaka. Have a great day, dude.

>>40840145
Yeah they are pretty nice

>>40840159
Based Kagebro.

>>40840133
Her facial features really changed a lot compared to 2 years ago.

>>40840142
That's not Tamura Hono

Imagine fucking Renaa and making her laugh at your funny jokes

Sorry bros but paru looks really funny to me

>>40840332
Good, paru is joy

Comfy SakuHina hours

>>40840351
Nogis are comfy too

Konopostin'

Marie is so polite, must be a good daughter

>>40840371

>>40840369
I would kill a man to get a tittyhashi blowjob or titjob

>>40840371
cute konofeet

>>40840433
What's this LOVE IT! segment all about?

>>40840410
The retard or the cringe

https://youtube.com/shorts/nWxZQEH1tWU?feature=share

>>40840434
>I would kill a man
Not enough

>>40840522
I would take a bullet to the hand to get a tittyhashi blowjob or titjob

>>40840332
That's why I oshi her

>>40840543
You need to kill:
A random man for a kiss
A friend for a handjob
Both of your parents with your bare hands for sex with no limitations kakehashi is yours

>>40840588
I can't believe I have to think about this

Definitely killing a random man for a kiss though

>>40840588
I would personally eliminate the entire human species just for half an hour with Tittyhashi

>>40840588
BONK

>>40840588
>>40840522
>>40840369
What you need is this!

Spread wide and pounded hard

>>40840588
meanwhile some skinny johnny with died hair fucks her every day

>>40840648
can't believe I used to hate her

>>40840649
Facts and logic

>>40840632
You are MEAN anon!!

>>40840656
That tight butt needs to be punished

>>40840627
>>40840632
Humans are simple creatures

Her blond influence is obvious

>>40840588
I would kill myself for motorboating her titty

The day she cut her hair a piece of me died

>>40840729
That chest hnnng

>>40840743
Her eyes are so fucking black i can't see her pupils

>>40840698
Seiji...

>>40840743
It's her fault! Burn the American! Death to America!

>>40840773
Lots of darkness in this one

>>40840627
>>40840632
someone post the tenchan one!

や

>>40840827

>>40840827

>>40840827
?

>>40840827

>>40840791
Wanna knock up this american puta

>>40840871
Yikes