/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40816880
Cuddling a P'orc wearing pajamas after a bath makes for a comfy night.

>>40817038
Don't drink slimes! You're just giving them a way to fiddle with your body from the inside!

>>40817083
southern bicorns
>>40817089
i agree as well as after a good fuck session

Mastah, Old Man Henderson is not funny.

look at her

>>40817107
shoggy he crashed a fuel tanker into a gas station it was so pog

>>40817124
dragon vampire

>>40817181
succubus vampire. although the idea of a crimson scale vampiric dragon sounds good. her treasure is just you sitting on a bed looking slightly pale.

>>40817238
I would find some way to make a bath filled with my blood for my vampire dragon gf without dying as well so she can be extra happy

>>40817259
do it over a few years, and keep it hidden in a freezer maintained by your ice queen friend

>>40817292
nah fuck it, im gonna do it all once and just wear the never faint charm as well as the ring of forever blood

>>40817324
anon no you dont have enough blood please

>>40817409
i will have sex with this lovely fish and not her brat of a boss

>>40817345
Not with that attudite you dont

>>40817425
is that cum in her shoe?

>>40817432
That's quite a large phone miss moo.

>>40817432
you WILL touch the cow and you WILL do it now, wont you?

>>40817421
nevermind. with that mindset, i fully believe in you. you can do it. treat her!

>Don't keep me waiting, bouya

i belong here

>>40817107
i do not accept shogs that won't create a recreational double barreled shotgun for their mastah

>>40817487
Of course, miss fox. Sorry. I'll begin:
>[1:1] In the beginning when God created the heavens and the earth,
>[1:2] the earth was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep, while a wind from God swept over the face of the waters.
>[1:3] Then God said, "Let there be...

>>40817510
let there be hags

>>40817525
not a hag, just has a tiny head

>>40817536
hags are quite meaty

>>40817432
Cow with the kitchen knife. What is she cooking?

>>40817432
what i do this time, bessie?

>>40817559
salad

ded

>>40817691
how flexible are undead?

>>40817495
I love her myself as well

>>40817705
that sentence through me for a loop

>>40817559
T-bone, medium-rare, baby potatoes, honey-glazed carrots
>silly Anons think that all mamonos are vegan hippies, even Harpies eat eggs and fried chicken, just not other mamonos fried.

>>40817729
>tfw ywn be able to eat wurm eggs and milk for breakfast

Time to play the game

>>40817432
the fat titted slasher...

>>40817788
gloves with nails are just weird

>>40817496
>shog finds out that you're into vintage firearms
>she reaches into... wherever she keeps stuff and pulls out... something
>kinda looks like a cross between a high voltage transformer and an old fashioned camera, maybe
>she excitedly tells you that it's a Yithian ion cannon that she kept from the old war, still in working condition
>the species that made it went extinct millions of years ago
>you can't get more vintage than that

>>40817827
Aww, thanks shoggy. So thoughtful.

>>40817827
I would cream in my pants at that honestly

>>40817083

>>40817827
would asking her for the complete evolution line of Yithian ion weaponry be too much of a task? if it is then i'm more than satisfied with just one gun, as long as she can teach me where the safety's at, but it's like giving a glock to a caveman who doesn't know what a crossbow is

>>40817827
>You've had a shog maid for so long that this is just normal at this point.
I'm just gonna wait until she pulls out a gauss flayer or something and asks me if I wanna try it.

I fucking hate this artist so much.

>>40817864
>you will never atomize pop cans in the backyard with your shoggoth wife

>>40817827
I LOVE MY CUTE AUNTIE SHOG!

>>40807950
In Wintwr Wonderland the Ice Queen is a beautiful, sunny sweetheart who looks over her kingdom and Yetis are hair over eyes, stereotypical evil creatures who terrorize the land

Remember. There is no such thing as lesbian monsters.
They're just pre-made harems that hasn't found a husband yet.

>>40817813
mad cow has been spreading, it causes the cow to cut their crushes then heal them by making them drink their milk

>>40817919
I have a headcannon that monster girls can't climax unless their husband is fucking them.
Feel pleasure? Sure, but not climax.
So even "Lesbian" (though really, at best they're really gonna be bi) very quickly gets frustrated and will try to find a husband together.

>>40817972
the rapists of the sea

>>40817939
They are succubi first and foremost and mostly looking for a meal. How that happens is irrelevant but absolutely everything KC has ever written has been absolutely full of talking about the taste of essence.

>>40817919
Mamono Yuri is just mutual warm-ups and a foreplay show for an Anon.
>My Bicorn waifu really gets into warming up the other girls she brings home
>But having to wait until my mana is dark enough to fuck her properly is like slow torturing herself with unquenchable edging
>So it inspires her to bring in 2-3 girls a week to try to darken my mana faster
>Soon, my love... I'm fucking them all as hard as I can.

>>40817939
That's more or less canon. KC once commented that even masturbation doesn't feel all that great if their husband isn't involved.

>For monster girls, screwing alone with a big vibrator inserted doesn't feel particularly good, but sucking on their husband's penis whilst pleasuring themselves with their fingers, or tempting their husband by masturbating while waiting for him to shove it into them, is said to feel incredibly good!
>魔物娘的にはおっきなバイブ挿れて一人で致してもあんまり気持ち良くないけど、旦那様のおちんちんを咥えてお口搾精しながら自分の指でくちゅくちゅしたり、旦那様にテンプテーションかけて、おさそいオナニーして突っ込まれ待ちみたいな状況だと滅茶苦茶気持ちイイらしいですね！

Or from WG2, where Saphirette says in her "please someone come marry me, please" advert that she's at the end of what she can bear because she's working her energy tentacles to the limit everyday and that still can't satisfy her.

>>40817107
?

>>40818058
truly kc was a gift to this world from the realm of monstergirls

>>40818050
And its worse for corns and taurs as they can't even schlick their rear pussies properly
>An awkward Cent-neet trying to schlick by tying a hand-carved dildo onto a curved branch
>dildo-stick in one hand, a handmirror tied onto the other
>Anon accidentally walks in through the unlocked door
>Her instinctive panic-kick knocks Anon unconscious
>"Baka!" etc etc ensues

>>40818167
that's what the front pussies are for

>>40818176
Yeah, but they can only reach one out of two.
Of course theyre going to try for the 'forbidden pussi'

>>40818176
>fucking a bicorn in her horsepussy while a mucus toad tongefucks her frontpussy
I want it.

>>40818058
I always figured Saph's mana-ball had a single horn (or maybe 2 if she's kinkier) like a Space-hopper to stop her from falling off.

Same with the scene of Cerea using Suu as an exercise-ball seat. We all know how Suu latches on to wet spots.

>american fox
>travels to literally anywhere else
>due to her sheer size alone she is constantly mistook for a thousand year old hag

>>40818213
>double fisting your Bicorn's backpussy and ass
>while she desperately schlicks her frontpussy
>howling, begging for your cock
>anywhere, by then she's so frantic she'd let you put in her ear if she finally gets your mana shot
After making you fuck all those other mamonos for months, now she can wait another half-hour

get yourself a demon queen wife

>>40818273
im going to overhead press her then doo 5 sets of 2 hour mating press

>>40818176
The front is for soft snuggly cuddling kissing lovey sexx
The hosspussy is to get pumped by Anon pounding like a jackhammer to make daughterfu-fillies
>the duality of proud noble Centaurs

>>40818213
Riding home on your Bicorn
She stops and starts chatting to a passing Sabbath
She picks her up and plunks her loli-pussy straight down on your unzipped cock
Then she starts galloping down the street
The loli is locking herself onto Anon's cock to stop from falling onto the cobblestones
Your Bicorn is grinning like a maniac, swerving through traffic to race you both home.

>>40818273
american monsters are way bigger than any other monster eriod., you want them tall and meaty, go to america

>>40818273
her love for burgers is extreme. but then again, all foxes loves a good burger.

I think need a mino who talks like Randy Savage and randomly does wrestling moves on me
I need to be tombstoned between her thighs with my face shoved into her pussy

I wanna be thrown in the dormice cuddle pit

i want to wake up between massive wurm tits and get served wurm egg omelet and a pitcher of warm wurm milk

>>40818273

>>40818655
>Enterprise*
Star Trek needs more nympho alien fox-girls
Kirk would huff the fluff

[yeah i know, jk]

I was thinking, if I was in the RPG town, I would offer the Succubus that is anxiously spying on the man outside the bar that I will help her get with him. We will meet at a table inside the Satyros tavern, I will bring the guy and introduce her to him and she will bring the most muscular and tall Amazoness or Minotaur she can get and introduce me to her. Do you think that would be a viable strategy to get my waifu? What do you think she is more likely to bring, an Amazon or a Minotaur?

>>40818715
mino

>>40818699
lmao, nerd

>>40817083
Gators.

>>40818570
I want to escape from the pit only to be chased by a horde of concerned dormice

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37914232/chapters/102479844

I always thought of manticores as a monster who'd find any reason to "punish" their husband.
>miss a text/call, that's three more hours added to your milking session
>same goes for not responding fast enough
>forget to kiss her goodbye before heading off to work, you're going to have to call in sick
>have a disagreement and get into an argument, I'm sure enough venom will make you more agreeable

>>40818743
>you run away
>they chase you
>you look back
>They're all sleeping
>you start running again
>they chase again
>you look back
>They're sleeping
>you walk away because fatigue
>they chase you
>they catch you
>you black out
>you wake up in a cuddle pile of happy sleep mice

>>40818798
l always see pic as your manticore teacher knows you could do better but you are being lazy

>>40818798
Sounds more like a lamia than a batcat

>>40818740
I WILL steal the gumbo recipe one day!

>jump scaring lizardman waif into losing her tail
You've been married for 20 years, and you've made her lose at least 10 tails.

>>40818892
they tasted good tho

>>40818911
>taking eating your girl to a whole new level
Can't help but think this is borderline hard vore

love

>>40817083
>polygamy
Fucking disgusting and cursed, polyandry or bust.

>>40818971
Boobs

>>40818439
God help us all if they find out about the tofu burgers. The invasion wouldn't end until every man is foxed and then they would be too powerful to stop.

>>40818955
someone who never had lizard girl tail steak before would say that, they go well with lizard girl eggs, unfertilized of course

>40818976

>>40818955
i'm ok with it if it grows back.
plant fruits, slime jelly are easy yes
kraken/scylla tentacles, lizard tails i'm more on the fence about. if she was into it i would try it

>>40819047
you mean too heavy to stop, all the weight coming to sudden stop is deadly. hell i bet fox carrying would become a WSM event

>>40817083
Ideal bicorn harem:
>lamia or shirohebi - fulfills need for yandere
>dormouse - loli quota
>kikimora - need meido
>gyoubu danuki - someone needs to make the money
>holstaur - haha, big boobies make milky milk

>>40819052
>>40819095
Too weird for me. I don't think a carnivorous lizard would care if I ate her tail. Lizards are weak in the emotion department. But still, I just wouldn't feel right, even if I saw her grilling up her own tail.

Yeah, I wouldn't eat harpy eggs either

>Anon gets sent naked, carrying a basket of onions, into the forest to appease the local ogre

>>40819122
its okay, i would desu but i rather eat some food cooked off a sally

Your thoughts?

>>40819158
Based.

>>40819158
Heil Fluffler

>>40819198
i want bogie clussy!

>>40819158
They just say that so they have an excuse to be a neet.

>>40819158
May her enlightened reign last for 10,000 years.

>>40818774
Excited for the new chapter anon. Hope your break from writing treated you well.

>>40819098
>FFF (fat fucking fox) gets mad at you because you teased her about the 5th tofu burger she's had in a hour.
>starts running at you
>realizes she cant stop
>see the fear in her eyes because you are standing in front of a pond and she just finished making her tail look extra clean and poofy

>>40819065
Thanks, dude.

>>40819272
time to put that iron cock stance to the test

>>40819272
shes getting scooped up and carried to my house

heheheheheyyyy thread im drunk again. wine goat required (even tohough i drank rum). making a fucking MEAL right now for the squidbro conferenance. look at this wonderful creature..

>>40819399
shoggoth no
please be nice i love cheshire cat ont be mean to her please please please imbegging you be nice ill eat the shogloaf

>>40819415
The cat is insane and must be taught a lesson

>>40819459
you cannot bite the insanity out of someone they need gentle treatment and kindness. also cheshire is not mad (in a way that needs treating), she is perfect in every way (like many monsters) and you should not hurt her



send

>>40819480
fuck

>>40819480
>>40819492
anon, y? y?

>>40819501
whatt

>>40819415
Don't negotiate with terrorists Anon.

>>40819508
why did you type send. Are an old man or somtheing?

>>40819518
nono im just retarded and a bit drunk dont worry about it

>>40819523
i would also be drunk if I could get my hands on a six pack of oni milk but sadly, that will never happen

>>40819529
one daymy brother. one day. i have rum in the meantime. give me pirate wife. high seas, riproaring wonderland wife.

hatters are perfect.

Rocking cow.

>>40819540
i love hatters too but why are they so good?

Feed your spaghetti to foxes.

>>40819592
Cant put my finger on it. I really like their style, women in suits is great. Also, I like the whole 'lewd without you even noticing' thing. They're silver tongued, like the wine goat. They also have Wonderland Juice™ which makes them naturally really likable. Its a lot of things.

>>40819612
I will give her nuclear pasta and make her a god.

>>40819612
>>40819612
but y?

Ears

>>40819682
my favourite ears

>>40819692
i smell gatcha

>>40819644
Food that a fox steals for herself makes her fat, but food given to her as an offering goes straight to her tails. Foxes that get worshipped end up with multiple really fluffy tails, foxes that are ignored end up as chubby tailets.

>>40819725
im taking the chubbsters for both as "Loadable" weights and as wives

>>40819709
You do, she's from arknights

you are in good hands.

>>40819793
Arknights has centaurs?

Hey anon, what you want from the dragonia fast food place, bout to get a pound dragonia burger, fries and a dragon milk milkshake

>>40819855
>>40819835
gotta respect the classics.

>>40819858
just fries for me, thanks

>>40819828
no just drawn as one from what i can tell, i dunno i don't play that shit

>>40819876

Dogs

old red and white from monskoyo, looking like a cow

I invite a Jinko to sit on my face.

>>40819939
i live in scotland im used to this accent

i only dream of heavy milk laden tits around my head

>>40819996
>tfw we get banshees, selkies and soon kelpies
feels good lads

>>40820029
represent

>>40820029
The celtic cultures sure do have a lot of overlap.

>>40820059
isnt the art fairy an irish thing? they have a gaelic name, but i dont know if its scottish gaelic or irish gaelic because i dont speak either. i shouldve learned when i had the chance.

>>40818774
When finished. I want to read it all at once.

>>40820123
Where is shog going?

>>40819980
Keep giving her holst milk and she'll be one.

guardian angel

>>40819980
Read that as "looking like a crow" for a second.

>>40820077
Irish is on duolingo, at least.
leanan sidhe is more Irish but apparently banshees, selkies, and kelpies are common enough to scotland too. We did have a lot of travel between us back in the day before england conquered us both.

>>40820193
So is Scottish Gaelic now too

Adult sex with Momonika girls

>>40820217
oh shit i might learn it now. impress grandparents.

>>40820218
>adult sex
sounds based

anyone got those korean koikatsu cards?

i like this thread.
I want a big haunted, creepy bogie.

Help, I have been petting her for 3 hours, I feel something is going to happen if I stop.

>>40820285
rape
>>40820266
bogey cuddle, bogie clown. knoiw the difference and oyou'll get scared instead of cuddle

>>40820285
Just call her bluff and stop

>>40820327
What are we going to do on the bed Miss Hellwan?

>>40820285
anon, she'll start patting YOUR head

>>40820302
i love them both. theyre both benevolent enteties worthy of worship and love

>>40820285
you need to just collapse on top of her. she'll catch you and will appreciate your trust.

>>40820302
but anon, what if you find a bogie bogey, or a bogey bogie?

>>40820465
scary cuddles no matter what

>>40820352
I thought she was holding a frisbee, but when I look now I see a bowl.

>>40819540

wife in color, still wip but i might mess with the colors so maybe not final color

lick lilim thighs

I want to spread misinformation about monsters and the extremist faction online until I'm doxxed after the site changes hands from Order to Monsters!

>>40820583
even if the ladies were quite mean i enjoyed the game well enough

Is it true that if you pass out in Dragonia, the dragons will take you home and force you to eat their eggs?

>>40820791
and their milk as well. they are very nice

>>40820791
I wish monsters would let me pass out drunk on a park bench in peace

>>40820746
that just seems like asking for a wife with extra steps

>>40820791
Only that one creepy zombie dragon with the tattered wings and the messy hair over her eyes. All the men she tries to 'rescue' always end up running away.

>>40820822
I wish monsters would spike my drinks and kidnap me

some bunny lich

>>40820822
i recommend falling asleep on their shoulders on the subway

>>40820844
we've had four nuclear close calls this week, who knows. It could happen.

>>40820829
>Anon accidentally falls and breaks his leg while running from home
>Turns out that he ended up wandering into a Dragon Zombie's territory
>Takes him home and begins to nurse him up even if it means that he'll just end up running away like the others
>Anon begins to come down with a fever due to an infection in his leg, DZ decides that the best thing she can do is hold him close and hope she can keep him cool while the salve she rubbed into his leg works it's magic
>Wakes up the next day to the adorable human she snagged sucking on her tits
Happy ending!

Liveleak but instead of cartel/jihadi executions it's foreign monster girl gangs recording themselves reforming mean/racist human men and posting it online. Workplace accidents are now replaced with workplace rape.

>>40820857
That seems rude. I don't even know them

another haku thats just line art

>>40820909
>that extra long and silky ear fluff
I need to touch it. I must know more.

any wish for some quick lewds?

>>40820928
Special mutation, there's only one way to make sure there's more of it in the world

>>40820935
shog pouring tea from her boob like a teapot.

>>40820935
troll gardening in the nude

>>40820935
Kuu-Lich handjob!

can we keep things professional?

>>40820984
is that where you have sex but keep the suit and tie on?

>>40820951
ight

>>40821008
my wife on the left and daughter on the right

>>40821020
...wait

Driving through Zipangu.
Make a wrong turn into Monsokyo.

>>40821020

>>40821055
i would go there without fault and see where letty whiterock is at

>>40820981
read this as kuva lich

>>40821055
>>40821090
I wouldn't go unless I had a shotgun and an assload of beanbag rounds. I refuse to get molested in some sunflower field because I didn't follow the incredibly specific and hard to travel trail.

>>40821113
calm down, just dont go into the field, dummy

>>40821075
God I wish senko were big.

>>40821120
i don't mind petite moms and big daughters

>>40821119
But it's in the way of this nice hiking trail!

>>40821144
then ask for a damn guide, yuuka would not mind one bit if you asked her

>>40821120
I wish you could turn her into one with your life force as you went at it

>>40821147
You mean that tourist trap? Pfft, like I'd pay that weird hobo anything. I got a perfectly good map full of tourist spots from this helpful young woman, the sunflower field was on it but I wanted to go see this famous mansion first...

>>40821203
my three favorite things, tentacles, girls way bigger than me and nuns
>>40821205
Anon, if you want to go to the manison, just go towards the lake, dummy. that lady lied to you. Im betting it was some fairy or something

>>40821228
Nuh uh, she was too big to be a fairy Looked like a young woman going into town with her mother! Was a bit confused as to why her mom looked like a fox though since she looked pretty normal.

>>40821242
was her name yukari?

>>40821249
I didn't get her name, dummy.

>>40821273
So was she wearing a purple dress and had a mobcap on her hear like so

>>40821279
That's the one! She looks older here though, must be a sister.

>>40821249
>>40821279

>>40821285
Anon, you got duped. Shes an old lady that likes to mess with naive anons. Meet up with old red and white for directions to the scarlet devil mansion. Red and white is reimu, the poor miko of that hakerui shrine. give her some food

go blue

>>40821362
i want demon milk

>>40821362
way ahead of you

Yeti-chan, your apron!
https://files.catbox.moe/ntkgnu.jpg

>>40821389
CHOCOLATE
MILK

>>40821389
love the pudge

>>40821362
Blue loli pussy

>>40817083
kill them all

Any loli pussy is good, really.

Guys, I managed to find a cute rata maid! She has this weird smell to her though. I think she needs a bath.

>>40821502
Anon, i think the tanuki hustled you

>>40821502
>rata
That's a boat

do not boop the snoot anon

how to get old slavic kiki while being filthy american?

>>40821547
mail order

>post suicidal thoughts on social media
>have at least six Liches knocking at your door the next day

>>40821553
how i do not get scammed and a young kiki thats from america that has a fake slav accent

>>40821587
they don't know how postage works

>>40821443
Well you aren't wrong, demon lolis have especially erotic lower lips though.

>>40821568
Nah. You'd have a hellhound at the door ready to claim your soul. (She's married, just doing her job). A banshee peaking through the window crying. And a wisp some distance away yelling "do it, faggot!"

>>40821568
They're trying to get you to sign up for their revival service. Dead single men are a hot commodity for the undead community. You need to sign up to pick a girl to be the love of your unlife or formally reject marriage in your will. Remember to sort out your will before you die. Single men that die without one get defaulted to becoming husbands for lonely office wisps.

>>40821568
if im gonna go out, im going die doing the heaviest overhead press with the last thing i do is getting my head smashed from dropping the weight onto my head from exhaustion

>>40821651
i wish to have sex with wisp sensei!

>>40821651
>be alive
>get bummed out all the wisps keep telling you to kill yourself
>lie down in a field and wait for death
>wake up covered in zombies
maybe being warm isn't so bad

>>40821587
Tell her she has to down an entire bottle of vodka to prove she’s a real slav.

I will die inside a sandworm after thousands of joyful, fulfilling years with my lover, making lil sandworms

>>40821646
>Married Hellhound has a complete NEET sister that just spends her days posting online about how cool she is and how cute her hubby is when she rapes him.
>Constantly made fun off online by other Hellhounds when they ask obvious questions like what the first thing she does when he gets sick or what his favorite food is
>Wifehound takes a job dragging dumb idiots that killed themselves down to hell, almost always showing them off to her sister and seeing if she can find a man that she likes
>The second NEEThound takes a look at Anon she jumps out of her chair, throws him onto her bed and shuts the door in her sister's face with a quick "thank you" before getting down to business
awful green i know, but i thought it up so I wanted to write it down and hope someone better comes along

>>40821685
that solves one probelm but how do i make sure shes old? and aint using magic to make it seem so?

>>40821685
they teach them how to do that in maid academy already.

>>40821568
>>40821646
>>40821651
I want the mgc police department to give me a wellness check.

>>40821568
im going to post that I'm here for a good time not a long time, post the fact im doing massive amounts of roids, then lifting extremely heavy to the point If I ever fail, i die. And post my progress as I train for 40 hrs a day every day

It's hip to fornicate with bees

Old busted hags in purple.

>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.

>>40821757

>>40821757
It may be hip to fuck bees, but wasps have better hips!

>>40821811
>>40821811
they aint got none

>>40821757
i'd take gimmick hives. like one full of gyaru bees, or heaving-chested dirndl bees

>>40821772
shes very hot

>>40821821
i'd like a hive of very bottom heavy bees

>>40821662
artist is a noted belly appreciator

>>40821810
i wish this was a figure so id keep it on my desk to remind to me to be beezy

i wonder how bee lolis would look, i'd imagine just liek a greenworm or something

>>40821811
false.
bees are more production oriented, making their bodies much softer and fleshy.
wasps are more combat oriented, making their bodies much more hard and chitinous

how do I deal with older monsters always groping my butt or my dick

>>40821936
give up and let it happen

>>40821936
grope them back, they will laugh at you if you don't

>>40821776
I will nail this fox to my family tree

>>40821950
but mama didnt raise a bitch
>>40821962
Im going to kiss them until they faint from pleasure. Thanks time to get back at my senpais and boss at work

>>40821993
i love when tits got that weight behind them

>>40821993
boob and suspenders seem ever opposed yet work together so well

a question for those willing to answer:

which monster girls and type combo (ex: hags,shortstacks,loli etc.) are the most comfortable with cuddling?
Challenge mode: no foxes

>>40821936
I keep a AAA battery in my asshole, I call it the shining dragon defense

>>40817083
Consider dwarves.

>>40822026
can can

>>40822031
AAA? anon. you are just a damn alp and a weak one at that
>>40822026
Tall meaty Hag wurm

>>40822026
All of them when they're cuddling hubby

>>40822026
doromes are one of few monsters able to use the skill [platonic hug].
they say yetis can too but i feel ulterior motives

>>40822026
>Take any hag
>"accidentally" call her mama
>she now refuses to let go

>>40822038
that's not a dwarf, that's gachashit, I want a refund

>>40822072
>comes with the added bonus of lactating breasts
>milkies at anytime
>being able to wake up with your head buried between massive tits

>>40822110
Now this is a dwarf

>>40822026
Gyaru bunyip

>>40822163
remember; she's more afraid of you than you are of her

>>40822121
Hags are simply the best

>>40822163
best answer

>meanwhile in a Sabbath military compound
>"Ma'am. Please, that is not how the supply lines and logistics works. Ma'am, the front line personnel do need the suitable ammunition..."

G'night Anon, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to ask a gremlin just how a mana engine works.
She'll run you not just the basics but the many alternate builds she's tried and their results.
And she has tried many, many alternate builds.

>>40817107
Justifiable property damage and arson are hilarious. You don't understand because you're the house now. Trust me, it was funny.

>>40822038
Bony + small is bad.
Bony + tall is good.
Round + small is good.
Round + tall is good.
EAt mOre FooD.
>>40822156
This is good.

>>40822156
Looks like a cow to me.

>>40822156
Top tier dwarf.
Gonna see what knocking her up with a clan does to that chest.

>>40822026
Big snuggly white horn hag. Especially if you're brave enough to let her lay on top of you.

The Beverly Hillbillies only all the family except (you) are hellwans, the neighbors are regular humans and the bank manager is a danuki and her family.

>>40822026
Yeti + any form
Simply the best there is.

>>40822528
i feel it would prevent a lot of misunderstandings if farmer anon wore his glasses instead of squinting at everything cowshaped

>>40822026
A wisp, like the one in the profile image but a bit taller.

>dark witch realizes she doesnt have any monster parts
>order has no way of knowing if she is actually a monster or just a really talented human.
>bottles some highly corruptive fox mana
>infiltrates order compound and releases it into the water supply
>chaos ensues

>>40822645
problem is that his real cows hide his glasses in their cleavage

>>40822645
vaca

I'm here to fight your strongest monsters

>>40822726
how many wurm eggs have you eaten and how many wurms can you wrestle, you have to be able to wrestle one

>>40822645
When you're a hammer every problem looks like a nail. When you're a simple country boy every monster looks like a cow.

>>40822726
>Don't think you're a high enough level, kid

>>40822746
This bug better stop being so smug or I'll put the veggies on the top shelf

>>40822754
How do you think she got that wanted poster? That's her specialty.

>>40822777
eh? they look completely different

>>40822726
Do you think you could solo a raid boss?

>>40822754
>keeping veggies away from her
greenworm turns to mean green if she doesn't get fed for 5 mins

>>40822726
>anon hurts himself with the first punch

>>40822794
Not only could I but I could be the end game raid boss

>>40822828
you mean the joke boss?

>>40822854
That's rude Anon. Monsters should take me seriously in battle or I'll cry and make it awkward for them

>>40822872
Anon, you have to get strong to be treated as such

I will train every day to be the strongest

raid dungeons are just dating services for strong monsters and experienced adventurers that are too caught up in their own
a match is only made when a adventurer falls to the monster herself, and not her skills.
endgame bosses are just the match makers of the whole system, and are already married.
if a adventurer encounters one it generally means that she wants you to marry her own daughter, but needs to asses if you are worthy in person.

Oh ho, you think you can just slack off on the sex ed lecture by reading porn comics?
Don't try to claim that it is educational material, you are only allowed to use Ms. Haku's own authored "textbook" for this class.

>>40822928
>first line
i need to stop typing shit out between respawn timers

Imagine what if, gremlins or even just A gremlin. But instead of being short and little, is as tall as an average adult female? What if?

>>40822935
sorry ms haku, but im NOT buying a 1500 dollar textbook that will only be used twice, at the beginning and ending of the semester.

>>40822974
Haku sensei is in cahoots with the Tanuki.

>>40822935
I only need to know how to pull a monste girl, like ms haku

>>40818971
LOVE

>>40822935
>she confiscates your phone and sees at the doujin tags you were reading
>cow girl, lactation, impregnation, ahegao, glasses
>her glasses fog up, but she doesn't comment before going back to the lesson
>...did she always sway her hips and arch her back this much while lecturing?

>>40822935
I draw the porn

I GOT IT BAD, GOT IT BAD. IM HOT FOR TEACHER

>>40822970
>gremlins but tall as an adult woman

>off topic image
delete it now.

>>40822935
>Anon is reading his favorite manga

be wary of new monster hybrids

>>40823098
Werewurm is a silly thing, but she does wolf down her food so it must be accepted that she is in fact a wolf. That's logic.

do not trust foxes
however if you must, trust only loli foxes

>>40823137
well, if you insist...

>>40823137
But there's a high likelihood that the loli foxes are only hag foxes pretending to be lolis...

>>40823137
>trust only loli foxes
GREAT idea, I'm sure they are just little kids and not sealed ancient evils using you to get out of their confinement

Oh boy... What embarrassing shit did you do that a gaggle of Kunoichi lolis are laughing at (you)?

A shoggoth once ask me, why do we always ask about death when we never ask enough about birth and the creation of everything? I told her, humans are too driven by fear and not enough love.

>>40823098
Hellhound + Raiju
Nurarihyon + Bicorn
Dark Elf + Umi Osho

Goblin problems.

I want to go through the conspiracy theory iceberg with Mindflayer-chan!

>>40823690
I want a schizo cringekot to feed me the latest alt-internet news and memes every day

>>40823690
>turns out the lizards really were behind everything

>>40823726
>I was merely pretending to lose!

>>40822188
is she really if she's able to look at you without hyperventilating

>tfw no bodymodding Lich with a Mucus Toads tongue to suck you dry with
Why

promt: reverse werewolf hunt
bunch of werewolves hunting down anon in the forest and one by one the get taken out 9sexually) until the grand finaly with the alpha

>>40823856
>the wolf pack is down to 1/3 of the original size
>only then it dawns on them that they are the prey there
>"Hunt: Shoved Down", the latest erotic comedy horror, coming to MGC cinemas this fall

>>40823723
>Cheshire Alex Jones

>>40823098
Undead hybrids are the best thing ever.

>>40823947
>Cheshire complaining about fish people

>>40823997
The danuki are making the frogs alp.

prompt: the awkwardness of absolute loyalty
Servant style/bodygaurd monsters can be clingy, what anon to do when his loyal wife wats to be close to him to attend to his every need?

imagine beeing in school, and behind anon is a 7 foot tall griffon silently staring forward behind his seat

>>40824015
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>>40824130
Is mayor zombie even capable of being away from her bodyguard?

If a ghoul evolves into a wight does she retain some ghoul attributes? Like her oral fixation? Is she a berserker type still, plus the added magic abilities and intelligence?

>>40824198
I think there was a KC post saying ghoul and skeleton were getting their own upgraded form.

>>40824218
God I hope so.