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I prefer fat bunny.

no more seiran

>>40742929
Same here. And yet, here we are.

I really really like Seiran.

I like both rabbits

>>40747190
I'm not sure about that look. That's a really lewd look. Aren't moon rabbits supposed to be pure?

>>40744821
the piss on these is always a nice detail

>>40742837
the rape bait bunny

Seiran is a hard-working bun. Please respect her and redirect all impure desires toward her friend, who may be more into that sort of thing.

>>40750674
bun's buns

>>40748715
Pure eroticism is also pure

What is Seiran saying?

>>40767123
>You don't have to get up.
>But you have to eat all all of these.
Quoting Seiran, obviously.

Seiran's salad days in the Lunar Defence Corps! She used to be so happy back then!

>>40772034
Seiran got fucked over the most. she was making mochi for her friends only to get ditched by the moonies

>>40772094
What really happened, though? Were they really ditched? Ringo stayed on Earth willingly, but what about Seiran? And the other rabbits for whom Seiran was making the mochi?

>>40772099
it can go both ways. her profile she's been on earth for too long doing work, but never got any words from them and got tired. as for the mochi. maybe she was making it for friends on the moon?

>>40774677
How firm is her butt?

I'm glad to report I have finally gotten started on what I promised in Seiran's last thread to do.

100% transparency! A wonder of Lunarian technology!

Seiran is tired of the hard life...
She just wants to take it easy...

>>40796512
Would Seiran retire from the hard life to become a happy housewife and mother?

>>40799303
Absolutely
No more tough life at the military, no more competing against Ringo when selling Dangos and having to feel bitter when Ringo consistently beats her. A mostly stress free life is made for her.

>>40803253
But who would give her such a life? A deserter moon bunny like herself?

>>40811646
me

>>40818604
You'll have to be there for her a lot, you know. Sometimes, Seiran is reminded of how poorly treated she was at the moon, or of her unsuccessful endeavors, and she is VERY emotional about it all, so she'll start crying too!
Seiran also is, more than any other rabbit out there, the living example of the saying that states that rabbits can die of loneliness. If you don't hug her on your way back to work, at best you'll get a pout, and at worst she'll start crying! Don't even think about going on any errand without her knowing! And if you're at sai errand and she knows but you haven't responded to her messages saying she loves you, she'll also start crying!
You'll also need to make room for her bi-monthly dinner time with Ringo, but no looking at Ringo too much, Seiran may be friends with her, but she also gets REALLY jealous very easily, since Ringo has always outdone her as a businesswoman. No getting tempted to play games with the chubby bunny. If you're really into that, you'll have to feed your loving Seiran a bunch.
Don't forget about hobbies with Seiran! She's quite willing for anything you'd like, but be careful about the choice of game, movie or show you watch with her. You don't want to trigger her flashbacks of the hard times she went through. There's also the fact that, like most rabbits, she is rather cowardly, so unless you want to torment her or really want her to cling on tight to your body & cry for your help, i'd advise against binging horror games with her! That'd be rude!
Ah, having a Seiran wife is so difficult! Will Anon be up to the task? Remember, despite all these hardships, she loves you very much! And she's really good at pounding mochi! And if Anon messes up and is too rude with Seiran, she might just get really good at pouning Anon into mochi! But she'll cry a lot if she loses you! You don't want to make Seiran cry even more than if you took the route of breaking her heart to such a point, now do you, oh curious Anon who decided to wander in the land of this spoiler?

>>40742837
What about Seirain?

>>40821894
You're a cool guy, anon.

>>40821894
Hey at least she's more brave than this coward

>>40821894
That sounds like a whole lot of hassle. Why don't I marry Ringo instead?

>>40823989
It's all up to you

>>40821894
There's a good way to calm her down and keep her happy

>>40839350
Returning her to her rightful Lunarian owners, right?

>>40840245
But she likes it here on Earth...

>>40840348
Seiran really let herself go...

>>40821894
She seems a bit clingy, I'm not sure about this anymore...

>>40840245
Convincing her to lead a revolution that will liberate her kind, in order to install a government that will support humanity.

>>40840584
You're saying you don't want her clinging to you?

>>40840584
Rabbits are naturally clingy

She may be bad with crowds, but that doesn't mean she doesn't like going out with you! Take her on a date some time.

>>40852515
We can't all be going on dates with her.

>>40852753
It's fine, she needs to be kept from getting lonely at all times anyway. Ringo can take up any surplus, too.

>>40742837
She's just that soft and I want to cuddle her

Oh no, she's snapping!

very adorable

>>40866641
Are Eagle Ravi chosen for their looks over their skill?

>>40864574
sus

>>40875318
What is she so happy about?

>>40877708
a good bunny is always happy when she does a good job

>>40877932
What is the good job she did today?

>>40877708
you agreed to go on a date with her

>>40884076
Seiran loves it with Anon!
She wants Anon for herself!
No one but herself!

>>40882770
she found a new friend!

>>40868802
The Lunarians don't actually care about their ability so all rabbit forces are organized by cuteness.

...................................................

Ringo is pretty juicy too!

>>40893083
Does that mean Seiran is one of the cutest?

>>40889607
if you try to catch the rabbit, the rabbit will instead catch (You)

>>40898307
As cute as Ringo!

This blue bun is too cute!

Look! A bunny!

>>40910297
I don't think she likes it...
Give her her regular clothes back, and a hug. A long, big hug.

>>40910297
I see an onahole slave

>>40912156
What does an onahole slave do? Clean them? Pre-lube them?

>>40916730
stay still as I cum in her bun guts

>>40910449
Squish the bunny

Oh no, Anon just ended his date with Seiran telling her it'd be best if they just stayed friends!
Seiran is completely devastated! Where did it go wrong? She made sure to be in her cutest dress, put on the fanciest perfume she's got, had subscribed to the nearest gym and rigorously trained nearly every day in order to make herself look more fit & cute, and she was as observant, caring and well meaning as one can be throughout the date, listening to Anon sharing random fun facts about his hobbies, or complaining about the daily grind.
Of course, prior to the date, she tried to get in contact with as many of Anon's acquaintances as can be in order to find out info on him: Hobbies that he partakes in, his favorite dishes, the kind of girls he's into, his past, just about anything that would get her to know Anon better was valuable! That way, she could be a better girlfriend to him!
So WHY? WHERE DID IT GO SO WRONG?!
That is, until Seiran had an epiphany. Nothing went wrong! It was just that Anon wasn't ready yet! But she couldn't go on without her precious love for much longer, she didn't want to wait until Anon was willing to give her another chance... She had to take matters into her own hand!
That's it! Seiran is going to kidnap Anon and take her to her home! He's going to live the life of a prince with her! She'll cook for him, she'll cuddle with him, she'll play video games with him, and she'll even be willing to try whatever kinks she manages to squeeze out of Anon! Of course, Anon may not be receptive to her at the beginning, but it's nothing a bit of rope won't fix! I'm sure that with a prolonged stay, Anon's heart will eventually fall for Seiran, and it'll be the beginning of a wonderful life for the two of them.
There's no way any of this goes wrong, is there? Well, let's get going.

>>40930939
I can't tell whether you love her or hate her, my man.

>>40930939
He can panic and struggle, but once that pregnancy test says positive, she has him forever

>>40940954
Rabbit Youkai are the most dangerous creatures in Gensokyo

>>40943622
Hard task that only the chosen ones can fulfill

She's been looking at you like this all day. What could it mean?

SEXO!!!

† †

>>40943622
Isn't she a moon rabbit?

>>40956009
You are going to need a lot of energy for today, Sunday

>>40963258
But it's Monday tomorrow, come on...

>>40956009
She's looking for an opportunity to pounce

>>40963890
In a few hours it will be Tuesday
Man, time passes like water in the hands

>>40976657
Whose hands are those and why are they passing water?!

>>40976712
Those are mine, so don't start your jealousy!

>>40953174
Seiran is unused to lewdness

>>40988228
Shouldn't she be by now? How long has she been living on Earth? Surely she has to deal with human men grabbing at her shapely bunny butt and fluffy ears on the daily.

>>40988386
Unfortunately, due to her proximity with Ringo somewhat frequently, it hasn't really happened. Guess people just see the more out there chub of Ringo and want to feel it. She exposes it to everyone, after all.
She can get a little desperate with the rare customers that her Dango shops get. Of course, she's very thankful as any businesswoman should show, but she can get a little clingy as well. She'll hug your arm & ask you to come again. She'll be really happy if you give her a hug in these hard times.
If her day was particularly fruitless, it'll only accentuate her thoughts about you that day, and how nice you were. If you got her morale up & brought one customer in, then you must be the solution to everything! Her brain will try to be more reasonable about it, but this is what her heart thinks, so next time you come to her shop, you might be welcomed by a hug. A really affectionate one, if not a little desperate, but very cute & enjoyable nonetheless.
She's a really good person overall, so if you were to date her after all of that, it'd be really fun. She's just so willing to do anything, it's absolutely precious. Want to take her for a walk at the park? Delightful. Want to bake cookies with her? Lovely. Want to play video games with her but you only really had Mario World with you which has a shabby 2 player mode and you know the game a little too well for the game to ever switch to Luigi so Seiran gets to play too? She doesn't even mind, she enjoys your company regardless.

>>40990316
Happy life with rabbit wife

>>40990316
My dude, you should be the one writing a Seiran story.

>>40990316
at what point would she start poking holes in condoms

>>40990316
Damn

She still thinks about the moon sometimes...

>>41008242
Why are they transparent?!

>>41008242
Whoa, big bunny boobs!

I'm confused is seiran supposed to be shapely or a loli?

>>40990316
>Guess people just see the more out there chub of Ringo and want to feel it. She exposes it to everyone, after all.
Why doesn't Seiran become chubby too then? I mean, no one trusts a skinny cook after all.

>>41010895
All 2hus are however you want them to be

>>40998289
Seiran is a good girl
She would never do that
She definitely wouldn't ask Tewi to roofie your drink so she can take you home to bed with her

Pregnant seiran

>>41023066
You'd need a male moon rabbit to come down to Earth for that to happen.

>>41024664
Humans and moon rabbits can hybridize just fine

>>41026150
And your incontrovertible evidence?

>>41026602
Reisen is a happy momhu so Seiran can be one too

>>41010300
to make your penis erect and want to jam it as deep as it goes inside her

Bun

Well? Which will it be?

>>41049392
Both

>>41051969
No! You have to choose!

>>41052337
I want to consensually impregnate both and then have them rub their preggo bellies on my dick at the same time, a double preggo bellyjob

Ringo needs love too, even if she doesnt necessarily ask for it

Post more thicc Ringo pics

>>41049392
>>41052337
Both are my beautiful wives

>>41053744
How thick are we talking?

>>41054825
Some nice chub please
But that pics too fat

Hug the plump bun!

>>41055438
Chub?

Sssh. Buns are asleep.

>>41052337
I will take Seiran
She looks to be the calmer of the two

My boyfriend told me that if I was a 2hu, I'd be Seiran. What does this mean?

>>41068910
you've been posting this in every thread you fucking faggot

buuuuun~

bless.

>>40742837
her bunnyness is irresistible

>>41076178
How do you define and measure bunnyness?

It seems Anon & Seiran have been spending quite a bit of time together lately. Getting invited to stay at Anon's house was quite the opportunity for Seiran, and in no way would she let it amount to nothing. She immediately offered to cook Anon a meal. As unusual as it is for guests to be the ones cooking, Anon was fine with it, and with that, Seiran got to work. This pale blue moon rabbit may not have been the strongest asset in the military, or the finest of businesswoman, but if there's one thing she believed in herself for, it was cooking. With the passion of a thousand individuals, she went on to prepare a treat amongst treats, a full course meal that would assuredly leave Anon wanting for more.
The several minutes that followed after Seiran had served Anon were most tumultuous for her: Lost in a blend of anxiety, anticipation and daydreaming. These would soon be broken by what seemed like a life defining reaction to her.
"Thanks for the meal, it was delicious!" had declared Anon. Mission Accomplished! These few simple words rushed to Seiran and brought a pleasure even the most fruitful days at her dango shop paled in comparison to. Once again lost in daydreaming, it appeared the best course of action was to stick to this success for today, as to not ruin it.
Seiran would not leave empty handed however, as Anon, desirous to at least give something back for that wonderful dish, offered her a small teddy bear. Not just any teddy bear, but the one Anon had since his childhood. Anon's been scavenging through his old keepsakes as of late, so he doesn't mind letting go of one if it's to give it as a token of friendship.
That night & just about every night that followed, Seiran would hold on to that teddy bear as tight as a mother would hold her child. More than everything that teddy bear meant in regards to her relationship with Anon, it smelled like Anon, felt like Anon, and even sounded like Anon if she thought hard enough about it! Her dreams would be blessed with such delightful fantasies that it could motivate a planet's worth of Seirans. And soon enough, that teddy she embraces every day will be Anon! No way around it!

>>41078146
Seiran is going to get the outfit she craves real soon

>>40742837
I have had many a dream involving this bunny, from what I can tell she appreciates the enthusiasm in battle but is tired as hell of dragging my ass to eintei after every training session

What's with the invisible bloomers?

>>41089561
Rabbits are too lewd, pls nerf.

>>41078143
how bunny

>>41102397
OK, but HOW bunny?

>>41089561
Catching the attention of human males, I guess. Moon rabbits still need to reproduce, if you ask me it's a pretty good strategy.

BREEDING. WITH THIS RABBIT. NOW!

>>40742929
Flat chest and Fat chest, both are complementary and necessary

>>40990316
>>41078146
Clingy bunny! Maybe if you give her a hug she won't be so clingy anymore, and her appetite will be sated!

>>41078146
i really like these posts, they make my day a little lighter, thanks man

>>41114274
Hugging the bunny will just make her more clingy

>>41115433
Just as planned.

>>41103152
Seiran deserves a big family

I pump this bunny

>>41078146
I need more lovey dovey bunny

>>41123558
What has she done to deserve this?

>>41135443
She lived a hard life and so should recover through smiles

>>41157838
Hmm. Yes. I think this is the optimal Seiran.

>>41102573
bunny

>>41159469
HOW?!

>>41160768
BUNNY!

>>41157838
I want this Seiran

little rabbit tail

>>41179495
I'd watch Seiran's youtube channel!
To cheer her up!

>>41179495
Cute english

>>41185500
Well, as long as it's not to ogle her little rabbit tail.

>>41174539

erotic bunbun

>>41189229
OH!!!

>>41179495
I always think of this image whenever I see Seiran. Glad I'm not the only one.

>>41203684
It makes me feel rather bad for her, actually. It's rare that an image elicits that sort of feeling from me, but this is one of those that do.

>>41204189
That's why you have to ensure that you're always there for Seiran. You have a hug duty to fulfill. You must hug your Seiran at least 5 times a day!

>>41204276
Hm. Let's just say I'm doing my part another way.

>>41207783
Seiran is a treasure worth plundering

>>40875288

>>41212825
There's no need to plunder. Her dango are 4 mon a pop.

Someone hit Seiran...

>>41220058
But I want to hug the bunny :(

Nobody hit her, she just was in a nightmare!

>>41215485
What's the conversion rate from MON to GBP?

>>41225458
No idea, GBP isn't a real currency.

>>41225458
gensoykoean economics is probably schizo enough to make any hopes of currency conversion impossible
you'd have to ask Yukari or someone that works in banking on the inside, and doing that is going to be pretty fucking difficult for obvious reasons

the non-copout answer would be to check what the price of gold and/or silver was and gauge the exchange rate from there, as converting to and from precious metals is usually how it was done when direct exchange rates were unavailable

>>41225540
on second thought, Gensokyo isn't Japan, it is its own independent polity and is pretty much guaranteed to not have its own local precious metal extraction being so small, any gold or silver in Gensokyo is from the outside
and since shit typically falls through when it is forgotten by the outside, and people aren't fucking likely to forget about literal gold, Gappy's personal estate likely contains the supermajority of all the precious metals in Gensokyo
everyone else at best has a few wedding rings or bits of jewelry they pried off the corpses of the outsiders they killed and ate

I want to watch these two kiss, even if they aren't that into each other.

>>41230633
Seiran can sometimes feel a little sad next to Ringo's successful business, but at least she has one cord she can use to poke fun at her.

>>41230714
Don't care. I just want to watch them make out.

Is it ok to sexualize the blue bunny?

>>41231100

Seiran likes board game nights!
You'll play with her, right?

>>41240981
sure, I'll bring some of her friends too

>>41244288
Please don't bring Ringo. I'll just end up making passes at her all night if you do. Can't help it.

>>41240981
Bribe me.

>>41240981
I'll but what is her favorite board game?

>>41268343
High frontier

>>41268343
Monopoly is fun, but she likes mostly everything. Nights with Seiran in general never get dull, she's always willing to partake in some sort of fun activity, or relax by your side.

>>41273993
I can't resist the urges anymore!

Well, you've caught her. What's the next step of your recipe?

>>41282715
I'm afraid to inform her that she was caught during boob inspection day. Gotta check those funbags to make sure everything is alright.

>>41283886
It's just mochi. She's keeping it warm.

>>41286257
I'm going to snack on her warm mochi.

>>41290143
That's what mochi is for.

Please describe the kind of date you would take Seiran on in the Human Village. I need ideas for a research paper on dating moonbuns. I mean, a friend needs ideas. Yeah.

>>41299253
always be near her she gets lonely real fast, and just have some fun with her, she really just needs some time to just play since she works hard

>>40742837
what is it about Saren?

>>41299253
It can be a little bit of a hassle picking a date for Seiran. Not that she's unwilling, far from it - ever since she opened up to you after you visited her dango shop & praised her food & skills, she sees you as nothing short of a savior. Her new beginning as a businesswoman may have been a little rocky, but it had been good enough to ensure her survival. What remained is friendship, or perhaps even love, and while Ringo is quite a good friend despite their friendly rivalry, Seiran's heart had yet to be satisfied.
Anyway, as mentioned above, she's quite the willing rabbit, but there exists many perilous paths you wouldn't want to go on with this precious bun: Paintball? Now that's just cruel. Amusement Park? A little limited, given that she's a bit of a scaredy cat, and having to be weary of pranksters popping a balloon you had just bought her sounds tough. You wouldn't want to see her cry after losing something you had just gifted her, right? Restaurants might sound like a good idea, and it is indeed not too shabby, but you'll have to be weary of your words: Always remain considerate while mentioning the food, as to not trigger the bit of inferiority complex she still has in her.
Ultimately, what Anon ended up going with is the live reading session of fantastical stories held by Motoori Kosuzu at Suzunaan. There was a bit of preparing beforehand, as Anon had to take care of hiding Seiran's ears, but once that had been settled, Anon & Seiran were able to attend the live reading, and Seiran ended up completely immersed in it!
Adventure! Thrills! Mystery! Romance! It was just immersive enough that Seiran felt invested throughout all of it, but not so much that it scared her. Still, she was clinging to your arm the whole way through - a habit she had picked up a few dates ago. It helps her feel less lonely, or so she says. She was just as expressive through her face as she was through your arm. You could feel her clinging tight as further revelations were made about the characters, or her hold loosening a bit upon reveal that everyone was fine.
Both of you left the library feeling thankful for each other's presence brightening up this experience. Seiran ended the date by giving you one of patented big hugs, which she only gives to those who are dearest to her. She felt really proud of that cute little quirk about her hug, and you didn't mind - Her soft embrace warmed your heart, and what may have looked awkwardly long for bystanders barely felt like a second to you: A second that was already imprinted deep in your heart.
But that was not all! Seiran brought you a little gift too, as thanks for the keepsake you gave her a few dates ago - A snow bunny, with a dash of blue above its eyes. The message that snow bun meant to convey was as clear as it could get, and upon embracing it & thanking her for it, Seiran felt confident that you accepted it.
Seems like the story of Seiran & Anon is beginning...

>>41300521
>Paintball? Now that's just cruel.
That got me thinking, does Seiran ever get flashbacks from the battles she's been in? If she has nightmares about them occasionally, I bet she'd be more willing to share a bed with anon, so he could comfort her when that happens.

>>41299253
Might be a little too self-indulgent, but going around having her try out what few cute clothes the village might have sounds like a fun time. Topping it all off by getting her a hair accessory. Or new ear clip, I'm sure there's a booming market for them in the Human Village, yes sir. Nothing too extravagant in any case, simply a change of pace to try and get her to open up some.

>>41300521
You seem to have some strange ideas about the Human Village, my friend.

The Fluffiest

>>41312491
Are we sure? Wasn't that Ringo?

>>41312507
it's all in the hair

bunp

>>41312507
Ringo is soft, Seiran is fluffy

Breed the bunny.

>>41327819
Why is she so upset? She's the one who wears invisible clothing!

>>41317908
>soft
Fat.

She lost! How could she have lost...! They'll kill her if she tells you about the secret base on the lake!

>>41336110
She didn't want to get involved into this, but she had no choice. That's why, when given the opportunity, she deserted and became a saleswoman. Seiran hates blood & hurting others. Other people are for being friends with, hugging, and having pyjama parties with.
At least she got something out of this rigorous training & missions she had to go through. She's retained a pretty nice physique. Look at that back in pristine condition. She's standing straight naturally for sure.
Well, that is until you come to pay her a visit to her shop. From the moment she sees Anon, you can see her face brighten up, and her body move around in excitement. Anon's made a habit of buying a couple of dangos from her. Are they so good that he keeps coming back for them, or is there more than meets the eye?
Seems like there might be. Seiran's just asked Anon if he would like to come to her house this evening for a pajama party. It'll be the opportunity for her to try out this new mold she found at a strange tanuki's store. I wonder what kind of shape this mold could be like. It's oughta be pretty neat if she presents it. Nevertheless, Anon would never refuse a good time, so naturally, he accepts Seiran's offer.
What kind of fun hijinks does Seiran have in store for Anon? We'll see about that...

>>41338968
Do rabbits have sensitive backs? Actually, scratch that, I am making my forebearers proud and expanding humanity's knowledge through direct experimentation. See you in another life.

So I hear the Eagle Ravi training regimen gets intense. But, to think, this intense...

what is the appeal of the blue bnuuy

>>41345947
Bnuuy

>>41345947
her hair and hips