/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Post legends.

Les goooo

Post more webm ilke that.
Everything you have.

Street Fighter 6 is looking good.

HAPPY #800, JAVbros!

>>40817244
she needs to be raped more often

>>40817282
this fuckin bitch doing casino ads now lmao

>>40817296
Sorry I don't have any more JAV webms featuring Kewpie mayonnaise

>>40817408
You know what I want, Ive been asking this for years.
YOU GONNA GIVE ME WANT I WANT
OR I WILL CONTINU TO HURT PEOPLE YOU LOVE !!!

I WANT YOU AT WRESLMANIA

>>40817396
She needs to feed her kids.

>>40817457
I'll have to check my kurea folder, i could shit asses oriented webms for days.

>>40817296
>the definition on her quads
does Nene work out?

Here we are, thread 800.

After all these threads, /JAV/ made me an unlicensed Javbus driver Javlibrary janitor Javguru therapist recovering Javjunkie salaryman two-bit aroma planner B-list Semi-Faux-Coomer.
I changed so much, but /JAV/ did as well.
Look how far we've come, the FIRST and SECOND threads, almost 10 years ago:
https://archived.moe/jp/thread/11669891/
https://archived.moe/jp/thread/11686182

huh... hm... co-code?

>>40817380
Yes. She should do nothing but rape.

>>40817514
Idea Pocket Z 4:33

>>40817244
>Suzu chud announces he's going to use Suzu for the next op
>Despite the heads up nobody manages to beat him
How can they always win? should I join them?

>>40817634
nnnggghhh urges to mate rising

+1 for Monapai

>>40817644
finna make dem retard babies

>>40817637
Suzu chads are always winning.

OP here, not the anon who announced Suzu, but it was too good an idea and I had to act fast before we got some bloated hag instead.

MINAMOschizos and memes aside, do you like she?

>>40817708
She's cute and a good performer but the settings of her films are overused and boring. It's a shame.

>>40817666
>>40817634
Bros, I want a mentally handicaped jav idol gf

>>40817770

fake news I'm looking at the frontpage right at this moment.

>>40817514
You have to eat all the eggs.

>>40817708
I love she! Munchkin goblin girls are my favorite.
I wish they used more of her personality in her films, she is a fun girl (check out her YouTube channel).

>>40817704
based
hags a disgusting shit
suzu a win

>>40817795
It's already back up.

miruCUTE

>>40817806
>already retired
it is a matter of time before she is on Remu's level; just a few more bungholes

>emboldened zoomers declaring a holy war against the hags just because they got #800
you know what? i'm just going to enjoy the show
they probably felt insulted the hags tried to claim suzu a few threads ago

>>40817349
I wish MINAMO was with Moodyz :( I only like the SDDE code, not the STARS code.

>>40817858
she was never the same after STARS-570
she almost went full retired

>>40817244
Next time crop the image like this, it looks better in the thumbnail

What's the appeal of BLACKED if you're not black? I don't see appeal on it, maybe because I'm not black or because BLACKED posters are so damn annoying.

AAAHHH THE GOBLIN IS STEALING MY SWEETS!

Why didn't you saved her, anon?

>>40817457
this u?

>follow jp kid girl band
>everyone literally looks like a kid
>suddenly realized some of them are older than some pornstars
how do youngsters get into porn? understandable if it's approaching 25 failed idol who is buried in debt.

>>40817942
i do not think she wants to be saved sir
she fkn enjoy...

>>40817942
Don't worry she's in a better place, eating fresh noodles with her friends.

>>40817331
cannot unsee golem

>>40818075
oh God... they are gonna puke it out on him, aren't they...

I SUMMON MELODY, THE ANTI-PUKE QUEEN, ON DEFENSE!

>>40817331
Saeki is a JAV treasure. She deserves more love. I vote for her to be the OP for #900!

>>40817282
Who is she?

>>40818108
look what they did for melody: camping jav, onsen jav, soapland hostess jav, street pickup jav
meanwhile mia just gets 4-tatami mat hostage jav, taku'd, hotel room, onsen taku'd, another hotel room...

>>40817282
sure

Why do I have this feeling that you all have a really warped view of Japanese women and are better off never interacting with them at all?

>>40818202
Melody deservers it all, sweety

>>40818209
It's a SFW porn general, bro
Don't overthink it

>>40818235
(nta) some of the anons here have no chance

>>40818144
Count me in. She may not be the prettiest but I think she has the same qualities as hags: full of energy, little flaws that make her charming and obviously enjoying her shoots. The directors were saying on twitter that she brings cheesecakes for the shootings.

What's not to love?

>>40818209

Sir some of us have Japanese girlfriends (and wives).

>>40818320
oh gosh, she is adorable. I want a Saeki gf :(

Shotacon JAV will bring about world peace

>>40818338
So do i brother, so do i...

Happy 800s!

This is a very comfy general, thanks to everyone who tries to help and contribute, be it with codes/names or with silly fun shitposts.

Good night, sirs.

>>40818324
Do they know how you talk about them here?

Happy 800's!

Your time is up, hagfags.

>>40818707
Not without a fight.

>>40817910
big dicks

>>40817910
What's the appeal of JAV if you're not Japanese?

>>40817910
I love seeing that one fat guy getting serviced by cute Japanese girls. Why? Who knows, but it makes my peepee hard, and that's all that matters.

>>40817331
God chinks are such subhumans.. disgusting..

nuke disgusting american sub-human monkeys

>>40818428

Talk like what? All javfus are spoken about with the upmost respect here.

>>40818901
Say this about blacks and watch yourself earn a vacation.

Guys how do I learn Japanese so I can understand what I jerk off to?

>>40818992
For starters follow Tatsumoto's guide to Japanese
tatsumoto.neocities.org

He fkn enjoy

>>40818992

Good luck. I've been learning for seven years (albeit lazily and on and off) and I'm only recently able to have conversations with Japanese people without having to rush to my ,
jisho.

>>40819070
I miss her beak

>>40818992
The vocabulary in JAV is usually pretty fuckin limited. I swear I've been learning through osmosis.

>>40819186
"Kyaaa! Kyaaaaa! Ikuu! Ikuuuuu!"

>>40819208
"naka ni dashite"

>>40819219
or as melody says: "naka knee dah-shitey"

>>40817704
>>40817806
>>40818707
>>40817861
Very disappointing, really. I thought the suzuposters would be above the petty provocations but you have shown your true colours today.

>>40819228
What's with Anglos destroying languages with their shitty accents?

>>40819291
aus lawm lay coom

JAV ruined my life

there can only be one

>>40819395
The "School shooter JAV will save lives" anon was trying to warn us in an unfunny way.

>>40819412
well you know, you come out and say it explicitly and people will think you're crazy
name a prophet who wasn't cryptic and unappreciated until it was too late

JAV was the helicopter driver that abandoned my recon unit during the battle of Khe Sanh back in '68.

>>40819614
based son

>>40819614
Yeah I remember your unit raped all the women of that village after killing their husbands, sons and brothers in front of them.
Youre lucky to avoid martial court motherfucker.

>>40819643
It was a different time

Since I think it's safe to assume that she is not coming back is there any girl that can fill the tomboy shaped hole in my heart?

>>40819721
AI Muka was the OG tomboy of JAV, she still plays that type of character from time to time.

>>40819738
True, shame about the long hair though, she looked so cute before

>>40817499
do you have any webm of reiko nakamori's ass?

>>40817910
I hate blacked and I am black. I always assumed that blacked was for other races of men who want to see bestial black men pounding their favourite tiny pornstars, or rather that is the gist I have garnered from my time on the internet.

>>40819810
i get it, man
there's this amwf thing called "by jesh" or something where he goes after white girls and then brands them with a stamp or writes shit on their back with a sharpie
interracial sex could just be 2 consenting people who don't shine the spotlight on the fact that a white woman's giving up their pure racial status by fucking an asian/mexican/black man....but, that is just too normie and doesn't sell

Im an average black, my chinpo is not even close to those in porn, is rather tiny.

>>40817910
>looking at the dude
what are you? gay?

also:

no matter if white, brown, black, purple or whatver. As long as the girl is getting banged, I'm a-ok.

>>40819896
What about dog?

>>40819944
dogs cannot consent, but try to convince me that they don't fkn enjoii

>>40819844
Very interesting, I wasn't aware of this Jesh fellow. AMWF is an interesting combination I think, especially when it's in direct response to the rise of AFWM.

>>40819944
well played kind sir. I dun goofed didnt I?

>>40819721
Nope

ITS OVER

>>40819975
>especially when it's in direct response to the rise of AFWM.
It's less this and more the rising popularity of Kpop. Asian men are becoming sexy in the mainstream.

>>40817910
>Alpha male fucking a japanese bitch
That's it.

>>40820169
They're not hiring Mandingo or Rico Strong anymore, retard. The blacks they get are virtually Japanese now.

There should be more black women getting fucked by Japanese men.

>>40820188
Rico cant maintain a constant erection since like 5 years ago.

>>40820203
He still acts like a literal ape.

>>40818338
>>40818402
>>40818320
>>40818144
cute rat!
shame about her probably not wanting to be saved :(

>>40820195
>Scarlit Scandal as a foreign exchange student
Sadly most western pornstars have tattoos and that would completely break my immersion and I wouldn't be able to enjoy her getting gang raped

>>40820296
I just wish there were NO other ethnicities other than Japanese (or at least Asian) in JAV. So tired of Magnum and his cohorts. I'm happy I wasn't around when the actresses were being flown to America and Africa, that would have fucking suuuucked. Most likely would have made be drop JAV forever.

>>40820346
Same bro, I feel you.
Fuck magnum.

>>40820346
giga based

>>40820346
>Japanese (or at least Asian)
Lmao
Way to expose yourself

>>40820506
How so? Japanese is the main ethnicity, but there could be Chinese or Korean (or any other Asian country) in the near future. I wouldn't mind that as they are still Asian. But Japanese is preferred.

Have you seen the news bros?
China is going down, and the global economy is going down with them.

>>40820630
I've been loosely, and I mean loosely, following the news regarding China's property market fiasco and banks withholding people's money and stuff. China has been losing a lot of face a lot over the past couple of months.

>>40819412
Sauce on webm?

Ayase Maiko is homely and nice especially when taking 3 dicks.

>>40820706
>homely
I hope you're not American, sir

>>40820346

YOU wish, but the Japanese themselves wish differently. Just take the good with the bad they aren't making this stuff for us anyway they're making for Japanese consumption.

JAV made me a train molester

Jav made me wish that all hagposters would just die off like the hags they love so much.

>>40819271
>>40820706
>>40820738
Maiko might be the squirtiest hag since Ryoko Murakami
also I'm sure there's a mature woman incontinence joke in there somewhere

>>40820738
>>40820706
>homely
i prefer the term "graany-faced" and i mean it inthe best way possible

>>40820841
if our beloved hags die off father tie=me will clai your favourite JAVfu as a hag; 'tis but a matter of time

>>40820841
What's so bad about the friendly hagchads? We're just a collective of suave and sophisticated anons of elevated taste. We like older women the same way some enjoy an aged fine wine; a more developed and mature drink, in turn perhaps only appreciated by a more developed palate — a drink full of experiences. We, too, conceptualize aromas, categorize tastes, contemplate the different textures and subtleties and nuances between each jukujo's relative ripeness. We engage in thorough, thought-provoking discussion and always try our best to educate newcomers to the scene with extensive, bespoke recommendations and suggestions.
I personally don't think it's fair to compare us with blatant trolls who just want to provoke angry responses, derail discussion, and just generally incite a bad atmosphere in these threads. We are good, honest people who simply have different preferences to your own. Why judge us so unfairly?

>>40820861
your grandmas are objectively ugly

>>40820873
Hags in JAV are an acquired taste, just like most aged food and drink products. Don't worry. None of us are judging you right now. Your palate will develop in time.

>>40820738
I honestly didn't know Americans used homely as a synonym for ugly until coming to /jav/
I always associated it with a kind of cozy vibe that's independent of beauty/prettiness etc

do you like she?

>>40820842
grandma cant control her bladder haha

>>40821046
Thats a man

>>40821046
I do like Mina a lot yes

>>40821046
One of the best right now. Her style is really aggressive and I love it. I wonder why are av actresses don't pound the actors as hard as she does. Are they physically unable to or are they just... lazy? Mina, Riho Fujimori, Ayaka Mochizuki, Miru, Tsukino Runa, Alice Otsu, Yura Kano = all hard fuckers. I wonder what it takes for a women to use her vagina in that way.

Can bukkakebros recommend some kinos?

>>40821216
the actresses you named are either stouty or fit, no?

>>40821247
Stouty, definitely lol. Fit, I'm not quite sure how to determine what their fitness level is. They are all fairly slim, excluding Alice and Mina, and maybe Yura and Ayaka. They all have good stamina though.

>>40821216
>Riho Fujimori
she has been dead to me ever since she bleached her bunghole and joined SOD

>>40821268
>I'm not quite sure how to determine what their fitness level is

>>40821292
this webm makes my pp tingle in a very special sort of way

>>40821268
you don't need visible abs or definition to be fit
one sign that an actress is fit is if they can do multiple positions like the squatting cowgirl (which is the hardest ones for them since it stresses the thighs). i've seen riho do all of them, she's like the cowgirl master of jav at the moment
the duck is pretty fit as well. low bodyweight allows her to do more positions which unfit girls just can't because they carry too much flab

>>40821216
Riho is dead to me since she bogged

>>40821340
Very interesting, I'm a v-v-virgin so I wouldn't know how tiring sex is for a women or a man for that matter. Makes me appreciate these hard fuckers even more.

>>40821292

>Gets her purse stolen
>Smiling as she takes pursuit

These girls could at least try to act

so I got myself banned back in a sister thread in /mu/ and I'm starting to thing they don't want me there

>>40821340
Very interesting, I'm a v-v-virgin so I wouldn't know how tiring sex is for a woman or a man for that matter. Makes me appreciate these hard fuckers even more.

>>40821245
I got you bukkakebro
MIGD-777
MIAA-072
SDDE-677
Enjoy

>>40821370
I don't remember the titles or name right now, but there was this girl in attackers that in every rape title she's smiling and has to either cover her mouth or turn her face away from the camera once she starts doing. Sometimes there's a hard cut which I assume is because she starts laughing or something

I unironically find it endearing

>>40821276
she has more aliases than a KGB agent. the woman you knew never existed.

>>40821370
she is having fun sir, let the slampig be

>>40821381
look at this:
https://files.catbox.moe/zgpofw.mp4
one minute decent speed, not everyone can do it
hell you might not be able to do it haha

>>40820738
I thought it meant that a person that is a homebody, unassuming and plain but then there's the contrast with taking multiple cocks and well, it just activates the neurons.

>>40820841
I wasn't a hag lover until I watched the video where she fucked 10 stepsons and while she's getting fucked, 2 come by for some sucky and handies. That was wonderful.

>>40821216
Durability? Gumption? Drive? Interestingly enough four out of the 7 women in your list have become top freelancer over the last year or so.

>>40821450
>https://files.catbox.moe/zgpofw.mp4
CJOD-358, one of my fav releases this year. Yeah, it looks pretty damn tiring now that I look at it with my horny glasses off. Would definitely have me breathing heavy in my current form if I was to move my body that way.

JAV gave me schizophrenia

JAV made me a successful millionaire

>>40821435

Who is she anyway?

>>40821216
Riho fucks like a champ. Hag level horny.

>auks-141
tongue rape enjoyers, we have new material from Hana Kano arriving soon

>>40817910
Contrast between Dark skin on pale skin.

>>40817942
All those whore mongering japs could save her by ending all purchases of her services so she will be forced to return to jav.

Reminder that we're purging these threads of the hag menace from now on.

>>40818224
get your armpits licked already fucking white whore

>>40811889
She got no got dam breast!

>>40821806
>Girls with dicks
But it says H cup?

>>40821838
Do not disrespect me.

>>40821245
entire dream woman and dream shower series honestly

>>40821846
why did bukakke die? covid?

>>40821850
that didn't help but other than that i'm not sure why

>>40821850
Wokeness is infecting Javan harder than covid.

>>40821859
wokeness is a western disease
they tried it (metoo variant) in japan but it mostly went nowhere

Looks like they forgot to censor the trailer
https://www.digi-plan.jp/mp4_douga/MC-093.mp4

>>40817910
color contrast
bigger penis
I'm also a racist

>>40821889
wish this was for a girl i liked more but i'll take it

>>40819070
god I want to put on my face on yua's armpit too

Hello javbros! hello from India! Today is a post your cock to JAV day! Share witth us all! I start first ok! My 11cm/4.25" chinpo is ready for Honoka Mihara today. ok! post!

>>40821925
Can I have the code for that jav sir?

>>40821934
Hi sir. NEOB-001.

>>40821925
How come your billed cock length keeps changing? The last time you said you were 10cm. Then you admitted to being 12cm, and now it's 11cm? Stop lying asshole.

>>40821925
ur head fkn big like a mushroom

>>40821940
It changes according to days. also I am on tadalafil this time around and the rection is less intense than Sildenafile....

>>40821925
one time i sqeezed so hard fapping my dick looked like that for a bit

>>40817910
Stop acting dumb.

>>40821925
<span class="sjis">あばよ</span>

>>40821925
Wanna suck that indian cock ngl. Bet it smells like curry....yummy.!

>>40821046
>>40821216
>>40821292
>>40821370
>>40821370
>>40821391
>>40821435
>>40821435
>>40821549
can i please get a code.

>>40821046
Her bolt-ons turn me off but she fk good.

>>40821999
MIAA-638

>>40821292
she breast fkn heavy

>>40821925
nice cock and good taste

>>40821925
Looks exactly like mine but mine is 5.5" so I don't believe your stats. Post a ruler with it?

>>40822106
ok javbro my next one will have a ruler, just need 3 days to recharge my cum juice and get resupplied with sildenafiles..best regards from india....

>>40822137
I wanna get cialis and viagra too
can you teach me how and
which one is better to take
to make the bigger pp
so i can imaginge punishing these jav whores
when i fap?

>>40821925
Dont care about your fagotry, give me the CODE!
Im a pisschad!

>>40822148
Apparently you're also fucking blind.

>>40819721
>>40820026
She WILL come back, give it time. She is young.
She will come back more mature, a tomboy with many experiences.

>>40821846
Yeah those are some of the best. Dream Woman, Dream Shower and some DJE ones are kinos of the highest order. Moodyz and KV got some good ones scattered about.

>>40821850
I guess but idk, something else was going on. I don't think it's a schizo theory that it's been disappearing and I wish I was fluent enough to discuss in Jap chans or forums.

>>40820861
>>40820894
Based HagDefender, we love you.

>>40822145
I have E.D. to begin with. My urologist supplies me at a cheaper price. Also in my lcoation India, no need prescription for generic cialis/viagra....but see urologist get cheaper price...make deal....like the mafia. go see a UROLOGIST. 20mg Tadalafil is for 1 to 2 days action. If you wanna fuck your girlfriend or boyfriend for days several take it...Sildenafil works shorter duration like 4 hours max, but the impact of erection is much intense. I prefer Sildenafil personally, more impact. I only fuck and fap once every few days to not make Tadalafil an option....

>>40821925
Reported for off-topic NSFW blog shit, attw fucker

>>40821889
>>40821921
Yeah, too bad this was wasted on la goblina

We made 800s, they don't want that. But here we are, united.
Success is not final; failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts. Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. We are bloomming.

>>40821925
sir... thank you!

>>40821999
HMN-203 is my personal fav of hers

>>40822266
Do you get a blocked nose from either? I can't fucking breathe when I take Sildenafil.

here's your new wonder woman bro

>>40821889
Man, she's so hot. I don't even care anymore. Would bury my face in her crotch in a heartbeat

>>40822399
>HMN-203
AHHHHH SHE IS SO ADORABLE, that smile is so bright!
I love her mini-fridge body, it has a charm to it with the bush and all
https://scanlover.com/assets/images/11110-wJ3kvzc18nytCwRx.jpeg

she is also hitting Sora Shiina spunky pussy

>anon-kun, it's you! I'm glad you came (hehe)

>>40822399
AHHHHH SHE IS SO ADORABLE, that smile is so bright!
I love her mini-fridge body, it has a charm to it with the bush and all
https://scanlover.com/assets/images/11110-wJ3kvzc18nytCwRx.jpeg

she is also hitting Sora Shiina spunky pussy

JAV made me eat feces

>>40822514
You are a disgusting little man.

>>40822499
Lesbos make me SICK

>>40822499
Wow, that's a perfect example of a mediocre body.

>>40822644
how is that mediocre?

>>40822657
I've got the same refrigerator model in my kitchen.

>>40822657
The fact that it's fridge shaped. Figures should be hourglass, not rectangular.

So who's got the best waist to hip ratio these days?

I see we have little confrontation with the Suzubros.
You are probably new in this general and also in life, we but always strive to respect eachother here, specially the elder and the elder enjoyers, ok, sweety?

>>40821889
She's sucking a fake dick at the end. Why would they fake it for this hideous creature? Too dangerous to put one's dick around her rows of fangs?

>>40822703
I love Suzu and have nothing against hag bros. Just the /pol/ posters.

>>40822399
>>40822499
Holy shit, she knows how to suck a penis
spankbang.com/4pbkq/video/vi1+1221ishiharaniku2
>0:14:58

>>40822835
that one is weirdly sped up, try this one
spankbang.com/4qhiv/video/op1+1228taberu2
same time stamp
>0:14:58

>>40822835
>>40822859
what would it feel like to get your chinpo sucked like that?

All my JAV comes from spankbang®™©

>>40822864
I'll do it!
I'll tell you, as I've been in that situation many times!

It beggins feeling funny and ticklish, you look at her eyes "wow she is really doing this to me and she is so pretty!".
After that this intense sexual rush comes from all directions of your body and focus on your chinpo, you are taken aback. This energic rush, combined with the funny lovely feeling of having a real warm cute girl right in front of you with her mouth open and willing to suck you dry, is all you feel.
You are your chinpo; your chinpo is the world. It's hard as your spine because it is your spine. The only thing that exists it's your chinpo and her mouth and her eyes.
You can feel her tongue drenched in salive rolling around the head, and in that intense moment you look at her eyes and she looks back at yours; she gives a little laugh as if saying "I got you", and she did!
There is this intimate feeling of being appreciated that many do'nt talk about. She is doing that for you. Nothing else matters. In this love? Right then and there, it is!
All the sexual memories of when you were a shota and found out your chinpo felt funny comes back. Your brain lights up from all directions and dimensions. Breaking Through The Limits! Cumming And Crazy Acme Convulsions Fry His Brain!

>>40822948
>Breaking Through The Limits! Cumming And Crazy Acme Convulsions Fry His Brain!

>>40822948
People forget that one of the best parts of a blowjob is not exatcly the chinpo getting suck, but the girl doing it.
It's liking someone making you a sandwich for you out of nowhere.

>>40822995
>It's liking someone making you a sandwich for you out of nowhere.

like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkUSCNr0aDE

JAV made me impotent...

JAV made me omnipotent

JAV made me omniscient

>>40822995
so I guess women feel the same thing when we suck on their chikubi or peropero their manko? They feel appreciated?

>>40823120
If you take your time and do it right, yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifst4mB5LWI

One tip to suck manko better: imagine it is your chinpo.

>>40823144
>posting the murderer and her victim
run nozomi

>>40823157
Nozomi is here to stay, sweety
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k1vEaa5-BA

she giant breast u like

This really makes you think about the current state of JAV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6VjN2uBVE8

>>40823160
totally convinced by the 1 title per month rate she's going at

do u like pepperoni hehe
https://d107oem9dlz219.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/inami_0066res.jpg

>>40823203
as an italian stallion, yes, I love it

>>40823212
italian anon you still have not responded to my recommendations regarding italian porn whores

>>40823231
euro porn is trash

>>40823247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja06DJrFe5E

>>40823231
Sara Bell and Dellai sisters (real sisters) have the best of euro porn.

my favourite Italian porn is from 80s-90s era. Porns with plot and nice setting. Wonder if they're still making those kind of porn today. Everything looks trashy these days.

I'm a fucking sex addict.

>>40823293
sir, for you to be a sex addict you need to have sex...

do not disrespect me i have sex ALL the time!

saeko body no horse run
simply the best
post ur fucking javfu
dont care who
she fucking LOSE to saeko

https://files.catbox.moe/a4amd8.mp4

Choose your destiny.

>>40823358
FUCK Faux-Karen Kaede

I don't know who Minami is

MIRU all the way!

Choose your destiny.

Marry.
Fuck.
Kill.

>>40823358
>>40823369
that karen miru threesome scene is still one of my favorites

>>40823369
How about no marrying or killing you fucking psychopath loser?

>>40823324
I have sex with my own hand on a daily basis. Sometimes even multiple times a day.

>>40823390
how about i marry you, fuck you and then kill you, retard?

>>40823398
that would be nice!

>>40822859
man I wish I could get into no plot jav

>>40823419
Just imagine the plot is that she's your gf bro.

wow bro you like?

https://twitter.com/av_benriya_2nd/status/1556888114336960514

you better fucking like bro!

>>40817847
miruSLASH

she fkn n joy self harm

Mee so honry!

me love you long time

You come! You been here for hour!

sucky sucky 5 dolla?

>>40823445
>sod stars label
she will retire within the year's end

>>40823324
I've had sex with 20+ prostitutes in my sex-having career. Newsflash you can pay for it.

>>40822948
>You are your chinpo; your chinpo is the world.
me 24/7

>>40823369
>kill
>kill
>SLASH

Do not disrespect my JAVfu's mental illness!

>>40823445
wtf she hot
the weird alien face in the cover put me off this one

>>40823526
she beautiful ayy lmao with banging bod

>>40823251
Do not disrespect me.

>>40823647

Zura janai, Katsura da!

>>40823672
What the FUCK did you just say motherfucker?!?

>>40823680
Fruit Punch Samurai janai, Katsura da!

>>40823672
>>40823684
anime is for babies
grow up

>>40822266
why your cock don't works sir?

>>40822281
You're everything wrong with this thread.

I watched a JAV once and the next day I woke up looking like Ryan Gosling, so of course I travelled to Holywood, murdered the real Gosling and took his place, immediately signing up to star in Grey Man and Barbie,

>>40823735
Ohh I was wondering why the Goose was suddenly starring in such shit films.

>>40823203
ahhhhhhh the pepeloni

Arrgh im lonely
arrg im horny

>>40823369
Marry Miru. Not killing anyone's JAVfu, I'll flip a coin for who to fuck, or they can janken or something.

>>40823664
I'm just a grower. I swear. Please cease this unjustified disrespect towards me.

>>40823782
Can you show me?

I saw Miru at a grocery store in Tokyo when I travelled there. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen razor blades in hers hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first Miru kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When girl at the counter took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, Miru stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Miru kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>40823788
Yeah this copypasta doesn't work at all because this has never happened in the history of Japan even with regular Japanese people.

>>40823799
let the man talk so he can make another typo

>>40823819
please, leave me alone
sometimes I write and post too fast and I make typos, stop bullying me

Can anyone teach me how to leak precum? I used to leak precum when texting with girls but I can't do it anymore.

>>40823829
this u?

>>40823826
hheheh

yua so fucking boring jesus christ
https://s1s1s1.com/works/detail/SSIS509

This girl bunghole fkn BLACK

>>40823848
goofy face big brest i love

>>40823788
Yeah she was there with me (pic proof). You jelly?

>>40823799
stop being autistic and let the kid have fun

>>40823891
Another photo of Miru and me (this was later that night when we went home from the grocery store).

>>40823907
can you tell her to stop cutting because it's ruining my erections

>>40823891
>>40823907
so after she bullied anon she went to take dick?
what a hardcore WHORE!

For me, it's fantasizing that I'm friends with Ichika Matsumoto.
How we became buds isn't really important, but we probably just met while she was out running errands, and she thought I looked like a cool guy to hang out with. Anyway, I imagine that we've got cool nicknames for each other. I'd call her "The Duck" (what else?) and she'd call me "Young Javbro".

Here's how I see it going down: I'm at a party, and I'm really smoothly talking up this fine little piece. I'm getting ready to seal the deal (heh... and then later on I'll seal her up with my six inch chinpo!) when who walks in? None other than Ichika Matsumoto.

Her eyes scan the room coolly, searching for her bud. I give her a hand, shouting "Hey Duck, Click, Clack, Quackity-Quack!" Everyone freezes in shock, when Ichika gives me a wink and double guns, replying with "Hey there, Young Jabro!"

>>40823963
i like this one, it teases me

>>40823974
cake.webm

man I;m really loving Uika Noa and Shiramine Miu right now.

>>40824039
enjoy

>>40824064
i want her to be my daughter- I mean my lover

>>40824053
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUST EAT THE CAKE, JUST EAT IT!

u liek her seduction?

>>40824078
In Japan, you can have both

>>40824100
wtf i love fetal alcohol syndrome now

She plays with it like she was born with a dick.

>>40824104
>>40824078
you just made me think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOgh2emuFvM

She really can't stop doing this
https://dasdas.jp/works/detail/DASS053

Nice, now I want the Duck to peg me.

>>40824127
look at that fckn faggot

i'm a mature man looking for a mature woman

>>40824223
You can go fuck your own hand with your flaccid dead dick old man.

>>40824223
>a mature man
hey maybe Maki Tomoda will actually snowball with you. young fit handsome young bucks don't seem to have access to this privilege with her

Nice, now I want the Duck to peg a mature woman.

>>40824064
i like to watch the porno where they lock her up in a luggage bag and take turns to rape her brutally

Nice, now I want the Duck to peg Miru.

>>40824253
hot
>>40824279
hotter
>>40824138
HOTTEST!

>>40824303
Jesus Christ, I LOVE women so MUCH!

>>40824244
>that neck rash
eewww that anon was right

>>40824317
same women gave me a porn addiction

>>40824322
Do not disrespect me (and my somewhat similar skin condition)

>>40824337
damn what a chad
how many gfs does a man need in his rotation in order to act this way

>>40824337
This reminded me of my college ex-gf, but I did this in an abandoned empty gated community
I just drove away, left her there
Next day she came crawling back; weird girl

>>40824362
Did you fuck her good

>>40824337

>>40824372
Oh yeah, no condom deep creampies all day
She would blush red hot everytime I said "i'm gonna cum deep inside of you"

>>40824391
then whycome she is ex-gf and not wife sir

>>40824394
sir, here in my country is quite commom to cum deep in her when you love even tho she is not wife

>>40824415
why i can see the pores of the skin of her hands, boobs and neck, nut not the ones in her face?

>>40824432
She put Tretinoin USP 0.05% on her face.

>>40824432
shooping or the filters of whatever app she's using or whatever the fuck >>40824447 is

>>40824432
Beauty cam apps/filters that automatically do all the smoothing etc only register the face
If it was a professional image with someone doing proper post, everything would be smoothed I guess

she squeeze her tiny boobs together to make cleavage

i like to see penis going in and out of the vagina and jav censorship is fucking gay

>>40824496
>i like to see penis
very good sir

>>40824507
please read finish the sentence mister

How come there is JAV about everything under the sun but still no e-girl themed JAV?

>>40824489
she doesn't need no god damn breasts
she has her charm, cute face and a huge bladder

imegene miru with big boob tho

>>40824517
I don't even know what e-girl even means anymore
Colourfully dressed late 2010s generation z girl who maintains an online presence and/or persona?

lol this little dick having a party in the pussyhole
https://twitter.com/danaizimugou/status/1552153922282078208

>>40824517
>>40824546
E-girl isn't even a thing on Japan
hell, it isn't even a thing on USA anymore, nobody cares about this meme anymore

>>40824510
im good

>>40824489
I wanna see her do the victory sign with her left hand

>>40824546
It means congrats, you've officially become out of touch and turned into your boomer parents, old man.

>>40824517
pretty sure kmhrs had a few of those

>>40824555
I said finish it.

>>40824563
You're the one who's out of touch. I'm just out of time.

>>40824342
uh, isn't it just eczema? moisturize it after showering and once before sleeping

>>40824496
>i like to see penis
you enjoy huh?

>>40824571
Nice, that's the closest thing that exists. Thanks.

>>40824337
the hero who saved jav and turned hibiki from a gyaru into a goddes

Anon who asked for a tomboy, she is a cutie
https://www5.javmost.com/star/Ito%20Koiwa/

Hey she left out the part where she hurries off to the toilet to purge at the end...

>>40824660
grumpy anon didn't like my purge jokes
i think they're fucking hilarious

>>40824571
>[KMHRS-030] I Want My Favorite Ugly Lover To Fuck Me Long And Dirty! Kanon Amane
what the h*ck

>>40824660
This video doesn't even show the full extent of her gluttony. She gulps down not 2 just but 3 fucking bowls of that syrup and cream shit.

https://twitter.com/Kana_Momonogi/status/1556846459009761280

I am willing to bet my left nut that she is bulimic.

>>40824577
inshallah it is done

>>40824704
shaved ice and sweetened condensed milk for flavor (on the side)

>>40824660
Tbh that's not even that much caloric ans ice cream

>>40824579
I'm 50 and I understood this reference

I'm NOT old, I just don't spend too much time on the Internet like you young folks like me

mommy teaching how to get girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_OIatGMPmM

PAYT ATTETION, LOSERS >:)

>>40824579
kek I love this song
am I a /jav/boomer now?

>>40825205
You motherfuckers found my youtube channel, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>40825205
holy shit it's actually her official youtube channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGQCZ6zDLx8

>>40825205
>the signature head tilt
man... Japanese women movements autist was correct...

>>40825243
doesn't look official at all
looks like some SEA quasi-larp fan channel. I'm grateful for the subtitles though

He was right all along, you people just didn't want to see the truth.

>>40825337
>>40825371

>>40825371
>>40825418
>people not understanding Japanese girls evolved from owls and that they have an asymetrical auditory system and that's why they have to tilt their heads
Is like you didn't even learn the basics of biology

Also I want to marry Aihara Kihane

>>40820679
MIRD-040 ft a young Serina Hayakawa

>>40825458
Lol the bride is clearly Ai Takeuchi