/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40774870
I like to imagine a cute princess or a graceful older noblewoman that acts as you would expect around other people, and sticks her long tongue under your shirt when you're alone with her.

Is it time to post dragons?

>>40775166
No, it's time for mere female lizards.

>Gehe, gehe, gehehehe! It's flooding season and that means Sobek will rule again!
Look at this dork! She's the closest thing to a dragon you're gonna get in the desert you know

>>40775247
I dunno, the sand sharks seem more dragony.

Consider big fat zombie udders

>>40775266
>shark not so smug after getting wet

>>40775284
Not her fault, she was making a beeline for anon and someone put an oasis in her way.

My desire is for big dragon girls.

>>40775466
Oh no! Slightly muscular monsters!

>>40775247
Not Egyptian, but does Vritra count?

>>40775486
Remember. Powerful monsters like dragons are plenty strong without any visible musculature.

So a monster that is actually showing her muscles will be crazy strong by comparison.

>>40775194
>local CC Dragon spotted wearing girly clothes
>has she finally found a husband?
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>>40775618
Nani? A combo move?!

I wonder what the treasure hoarding prideful loner wild dragons think of the civilized, human-like, disciplined city of dragonia

>>40775741
City slickers in their Gucci loafers and fancy German cars

>>40775741
>dragonia is full of human tourists ripe for taking and many of them probably came there specifically for dragon pussy in the first place
>loners are stuck in the middle of nowhere and hope for some special snowflake hero to stumble upon them
jealousy, that's that they think

Imagine tring to summon a demon only for it to oull you in instead.

>>40775612
>her wedding plans get leaked and it becomes front page news
>a massive crowd gathers around the church as the ceremony goes on
>doors open and the bride and groom walk hand in hand out of the church
>cameras flash everywhere and ratatoskr reporters wave microphones around trying to get a quote from the new couple
>one rata walks in front of dragon and blocks the way
>dragon freezes up too embarrassed to move or speak
>anon scoops her up and princess carries her to the car
>dragon tries to hide her face in her husbands chest out of shame
>but dispite the embarrassment, she has a huge smile on her face
>the newlyweds enter the car and ride off to begin their honeymoon
>nobody hears from them for a few months
>then one day the local paper comes out with a headline in big bold letters
>the couple has made it back home!
>one the front page is a picture the dragon and her husband
>the man stands behind her wrapping one of his arms around her waist and another on her shoulder
>she seems to have settled into her role as wife well and has no embarrassment over people seeing her in girly outfits anymore
>but the biggest change is the egg being held tightly to her body

>>40775752
>>40775795
>wild dragon makes fun of a MERE'D Dragonia resident dragon
>said dragon is also from Dragonia's millitary
>trounces the wild dragon without even trying
>the thrashing makes the wild dragon reconsider her ways and enlist
there are probably entire recruitment drives that work like this

Gonna go talk to the Lord of the Peaks, a massively powerful dragon in the heart of the forbidden mountains because I bet she gets lonely up there and it's nice having someone to talk to.

>>40775900
Scary, Dragons are always so intense.

Dragons are virgin dorks and I want them to know it

Would normal succubi be your average shallow, impression starved, big city loving, live-love-laugh travel thots? Because I can't imagine them not be that.

>>40775904
She may be a dork, but she won't be a virgin for much longer now that you've volunteered.

>>40775618
>Please, I am just looking for monsters to slay. I can't seem to find any monsters.

Little Shop of Horrors inspired Phantom-chan to go on a quest to find the perfect Alraune singer and a male lead as Seymour and some other roles. Are you a bad enough dude to play the dentist?

>>40775618
>>40775984
>A confused Order Paladin from the previous era of monsters that got time leaped into the future and just never made the connection between the monsters of old and monster-girls

>>40775938
You would find all sorts of succubi. They are very diverse like that.

>>40775900
Gonna go talk to that dragon who lives in the abandoned nuclear plant

>>40776023
At least he has Cheshire-chan to help him out in his search.

>>40775938
Then you've got trash imagination.
If anything they'd be the exact opposite of that.
Unlike with human women there's no pretenses. They are actually honest with themselves and their desires.

>>40775526
unf
>>40776023
>>40776033
wonder if Magus takes commissions

>>40775618
>when you get knocked into the whelp cave

>>40775150
How do not!United States monstergirls and Zipangu Yokai answer the uncomfortable question that is: what happened between your two countries between the years 1941 until 1945?

>A youngster asks his Bald Eagle Harpy Auntie and Zipangese Kasa-Obake relative what was so special about the date of December 7 1941
>Both the mamono sweat nervously and look at each other what to tell their nephew

>>40776155
They are all just protecting the smallest one.

>>40776232
Ah, I disturbed Tiamat's bath in the primordial sea
Or is that Ghidorah?

I want to hotdog the hot dog.

>>40775618
>More Dots!
>Paladin gets jumped by Dorothy, Dottie and Dot

>>40776472
Definitely Ghidorah

I think it would be good to be kidnapped by the MGE equivalent of Smaug
I think that would be very nice

>>40776707
she seems a little unstable. hopefully she settles down after a couple pregnancies

>>40775247
Sharp teeth are cute

>>40776177
Wut happend?
>they both blush red at memories of a Yuri "surprise attack" while Harpy-san was sleeping on a Hawaiian beach
>involving torpedo-shaped weapons
>"It all happened back before Anons and Portals, so memories aren't clear"
Yes, MGE is mainly non-Yuri but I'd read that greentexting

>>40776730
>kaiju wife finally calms down after her third pregnancy
>instead of having to deal with an unstable engine of destruction, you now have to deal with three unstable engines of destruction

I cant focus on maths, Wock senseis mouths keep whispering lewd stuff and licking me

>>40777191
sounds like you need some haku milk to help you focus

>>40777225
stop it, I want to math, not drink milk, no matter how alluring the milk

>>40776030
It isn't abandoned, the reactor is still running. Dumb homeless monster refuses to go home, someone call the cops.

>>40776472
Tiamat may or may not have five heads.

>>40777191
fuck, why is she so sexy. Im already failing her class and have to stay after with her. SHit

>>40777191
>>40777358
Baka

Gazer is cute

well anon you've done it anon, you finally took out a nuki loan and bought yourself a starship, the galaxy is yours for the taking, but who will you have as crew?

>>40778102
>nuki loan
why would I do that to myself?

>>40778102
I go at it alone and instead make enemies with law enforcement and crime bosses like a good space rogue should

>>40778182
you'll have a bounty on your head acting like that anon

>>40778198
You have to cause some ruckus to get Dragon Space Commander's attention.

>>40778198
>space wight keeps cutting off your ships life support
what a jokester, that one.

>>40778161
you needed money and she waggled her tail at you, how could you refuse?

>>40778221
>being male while also giving her an excuse to bother with you
Literally asking for it.

>>40778221
>Hmmmm, well we don't see anything on your ship that would raise eyebrows but there 'is' a crate of 'dangerously enhanced' bust boosters that have been illegal for the past few years drifting nearby.
>You wouldn't happen to know about these would you? Of course not, you'd have nothing to do with that crate so we'll just pick it up and let you go.

>>40778198
What's the worst that could happen? It's not like I'll end up getting frozen in carbonite so the bounty hunter can take me back to her crime boss' palace

>>40778307
but the space pharaoh will want you nice and warm anon

>>40778102

>>40778298
>he can't transverse jump directly into shogspace
NGMI

>>40778102
Demon who is a former space navy officer
Hellhound mercenary
Insane genius gremlin

>>40778298
this is why I just do trade runs in Kantamora space, just make sure your engines are boosted

>>40778298
Well at least they didn't get upset about the transponder being off

>>40778372
>who will get through the captain's quarters bulkhead first?

>>40778298
I'm gonna fly off into unexplored space and find me a [REDACTED] wife!

>>40778463
>anon hears the singing

hug the lilims

>>40778102
>Hellhound mercenary
>Manticore mercenary
>Ocelomeh mercenary
>Kiki to clean the ship clean
If you're wondering why there are three mercenaries it's because don't know how to fight, I'm sure they'll keep me safe.

>>40778505
hope your kiki is academy certified

>>40778498
get beaned

>>40778102
I paint the ship red, call it the Red Sun and have my crew be exclusively battle-scarred Minotaurs

>>40778549
your just gonna spend your days in a mino pile, never leaving port

good afternoon, thread

>>40778563
Hey, sometimes we manage to get out of port
Usually because the crew is asleep

>>40778102
Jinko or hellhound security officer
Apophis scientist
houri doctor
and my trustworthy human first officer who keeps trying to get me to sign completely mundane contracts for some reason

Golden shower

>>40778498
i would hug lims for money

>>40778582
Friend it is not even 10 in the morning

>>40778526
hug AND kiss the lilims

>>40778632
its 14:48 here. good morning to you, anon.

>>40778526
Woe, a plague upon ye.

>>40775150

>>40778512
I'm pretty confident that she is, one of my mercenaries recommended her to me. Apparently, they're sisters.

>>40778651
How do you activate the time travel cheat

>>40778757
its not a cheat, its the chronomatic heart relic

>>40778512
Sorry but I only hire maid academy drop outs, they’re cuter, less burned out, younger and the look on their face when they get a reputable maid job is pure bliss

>>40778757
It's just a jump to the left

>>40778792
My left or yours?

>>40778671
oh those hags with their hexes and curses

>>40778800
The universe's left.

>>40775150

>>40778850
>sharp teeth
yes
>big flooffy hair
YES
>big milkers
YEEEEESSS
>nipple rings
aaaaand ruined

I can't believe you guys want to fuck dogs.

>>40778895
I want one to make me reek of their scent.

>>40778102
the nuki, so i could repay mu debts easier and also she's very good with money so she'll be the quartermaster
the rest of the crew we'll find along the way, it's more fun like that.

>>40778298
why not burn the crate on the spot? do Space Police officers really want bigger busts that much?

>>40775150
Have sex with fairies.

>>40779051

>>40778786
irresponsible sex with unqualified maids

>>40778877
Oh, I know this one. I don't like this one.

>>40779094
Saying you prefer unqualified maids is a very serious issue in the eyes of Academy-qualified kikis
Fortunately it's also an issue they can solve, generally through bonking mastah on the head with a demon silver skillet

>>40779168
Just once, I'd like to see a monster that prefers white wine over red.

How do I stop city dovegirls from rubbing themselves against my windows? They leave filth everywhere, and I think they're getting bolder. One of them almost figured out the door latch last night

>>40779234
Clever girl...

FLAYED
https://files.catbox.moe/c3ty2s.png
https://files.catbox.moe/w1ty67.png

>>40779292
flayer legs seems hard to execute.
also is ms green holding a tentacle sword?

Don't you want her gingerbread?

>>40779292
wish there was more flayer art in general, especially nsfw.

>>40779327
might need something to drink with it

Anon cyber bullies someone online who turns out to be a Demon girl who uses their legal connections for payback.

>>40779327
What gingerbread?

>>40775150

>>40779453
what the fuck

>>40779453
Dark Elves are based, it all stays in the family

>RPG update never ever

>>40779472
Dark Elves are kinky in the worst of ways.

>>40779510
elves are danger

>>40779503
>>40779510
Harem of Dark elf daughters/mothers enough that inter-harem politics sparks.

>>40775150

>>40779506

>>40779516
So True, i would never befriend an elf let alone talk to one, they should never be associated with.

>>40779573

>>40779569
Well that's just wrong. Most centaurs are so cute I'd be willing to give one a try even without frontpussy.

>>40779574
Well you need at least one to help you deal with Elf Bullshit™

im trying really hard to answer that spaceship question. its suprisingly hard to think of a crew.

>>40779722
Oops, all cheshires. Your spaceship is now powered and propelled by the Meme Drive.

sire strong and heathy babies

>>40779748
you know, i do like that idea. cheshires could also probably singlehandedly make an infinite improbability drive function

>>40779751
Okay.

>>40779751
>Four legs good, two legs bad

>>40779722
greenworm, wonderworm, wurm and sandworm
wormgang

>>40779925
Imagine not immediately picking octopussy.

>>40779939
nobody posts the other ones so you're probably right

>>40779968
krakens are overpowered

Roll for a monster.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

A new maid cafe has opened up near where you live, staffed entirely by that species. Everything is themed around them, from the decor to the uniforms to the menu, even the way they speak and serve you.

What is their specialty menu item or deluxe service? Would you order it?

>>40780029
Thanks for the virus my computer just got monkeypox

>>40779968
I didn't know there were other ones.

>>40779569
I wish to learn more of this "Three Riddles" scam.

>>40780053
You're welcome.

>>40780216
Gambling game where men bet their virginities to mamano buyers on the idea that if they can solve three riddles they get a big cash payout, if not they get raped and married.

>>40780263
Game shows aren't scams even if rigged, they're entertainment for the whole family!

>>40780029
>Youko
This cafe is horrible, there isn't a maid under the age of seven hundred and their tails keep leaving hair in my coffee.

>>40780029
>White Horn
Imagine the rustic cabin experience. Warm fire in the fireplace, fresh scent of pine, hot chocolate to warm the spirits. The prime experience being a one-on-one room where you can enjoy all of these luxuries while watching the snowfall amidst the glow of the evening night.

Pity that it's summertime, though.

>>40780407
>evening night.
?

>>40780029
>ghoul cafe
>modeled like a dark, musty cavern with bone furniture and cutlery
>maids all have glossy DSLs and leave their tongues hanging out
>bloody rag uniforms include bare feet and a filthy apron with a paizuri slot
>premium service involves getting roughed up, forcefully dragged to your seat and having her drool in your coffee
8/10 would be devoured again

>>40780464
stained, suction cup marked and squished

>>40780464
Why would she do this? It's very mean

>>40780496
The coffee wasn't dark enough.

>>40780472
And never happier.

>>40780029
>Witch
It's cute, it's pink, it's fluffy, the waitresses call you onii-chan. They're also replaced by their own familiar halfway through your sipping experience. Black Coffee isn't served because it's bitter and gross, yuck.

>ywn fight against an overleveled dark mage
>be unable to hit her
>she blocks everything with her staff or just teleports around and kisses you until you cum
>easily manhandles you despite being a mage because of her high-level and powerful STR buffs
>puts you in an unescapable bear hug and shoves your face in her tits

>>40780407
>white horn maids running a sugar shack cafe
I live in northern cottage country and I would go there every single day.

>>40780528
she can drive you home too

>>40780516
>order a 'regular' coffee
>it comes with vanilla hazelnut cream and 10 sugars

>>40780505
Bratty kraken needs immediate rape correction

>>40780357
>there isn't a maid under the age of seven hundred
They send their cute young foxes out into the street to advertise the place, but the kitchen and serving staff are all tired christmas cakes.

>>40780618
I'd like to see it tried.

>>40780630
I wish to taste a cook hag's foods.

>>40780029
>picrel
Uniforms as 5, with one day a week as 6.
Special order Venti Mocha with a slice of Christmas Cake

>>40780630
How are they supposed to wear their uniforms then? forget the back, their whole skirt would be constantly lifted by all those tails.

>>40780639
>"kya" said the kraken as her tentacles wrapped around anon
>"you beast" she continued as she drew him closer, puppeting his hands with her tentacles to push and 'pin' her down
something like that, probably

>>40780647
Do you think mamono mana enhances food the way it does sex? Would a monster be able to literally add love as a secret ingredient?

>hellhound housewife uses way too much spice and burns everything
>her friends laugh at her clumsy cooking skills
>her husband swears up and down that she's the best cook in the world
>confused pepperdog noises

>>40780821

>>40780826
we have much to learn from each others cultures

>>40780757
>Both of them end up twisted like pretzels
>Only the kraken doesn't behind because pretzel is her natural shape

Humans are very cute when they get lost and helpless deep in the woods.

>>40780858
pretty sure i shouldn't trust a lady that's wearing high heels in a forest or swamp

>>40780874
yeah wtf. i hope she can do her laundry

>>40780858
Agreed.

>>40780559
Sounds good where do I sign up?
Uguu

>>40780858
>Anon didnt even notice he got abandoned by his parents
>Anon just stayed near the river and ate some fish and some wild deers

>>40780029
>humpty egg
>the restaraunt is modelled to look like a giant egg with an ovoid white exterior and yellow everything else inside
>specialized in all linds of egg and poultry dishes
>can lso do standard wonderland fare like dormouse tea and cheshire cookies
>somehow
>and you're served by cute yellow slime lolis sliding around everywhere
Cant knock you for liking it, they do make a delicious omelette. But seriously, dont ever ask for Oyakodon

>>40780980
>dont ever ask for Oyakodon
Because it's the one dish they can't make? Wait, can they? Does a jubjub's egg need to be fertilized to turn into a humpty egg?

>>40781024
Humpty eggs happen because jubjubs are too horny and abort themselves when they sense a man near their egg

>>40781024
the family gets complicated because sometimes their mom was a humpty too

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34687126/chapters/102287928

If I have sometimes auditive hallucinations before sleeping, i'm going to be a schizo?
If yes, will I meet chesh at some point ? (I will not go to the doctor or psy in any cases)

>>40781137
Depends, how extreme are these hallucinations?

>>40781137
They're not hallucinations, it's a directional microphone installed by (((them))) to disturb your sleep. There is a cure...

>>40781151
Like a metallic screams and happen 1 or 2 times a month generally when i'm imagining story with mg before sleep.
>>40781167
Damn tanuki

Did some maths and it turns out im not going to be able to afford to see my family for a while. However, i can look at this image whenever i want, so everything is now fine. LOOK AT HER. I FEEL SO WARM WHEN I LOOK AT THIS PICTURE.

>>40775150

>>40781214
I hope she is the one screaming in my mind

post monster teachers

>>40781223
me too

>>40781233
monsters with glasses yes

>>40781219
Self-fluffing is a sin!

>>40781214
Imagining my future without monster girls is hard to do

>>40781233
i sure hope she doesnt take advantage of an uneven power dynamic, thatd be messed up of her.

>>40781242
they are good but I wish for monsters that make you hot for teacher

>>40781219
This is masturbation

>>40781266
I could give or take the sexy schoolteacher porno outfit, teachers look pretty cute in regular skirts and sweaters.

>>40781307
thats okay, i just need more monster teacher pics

>>40781307
sweaters have power all unto their own

>>40781319
I fear what will happen when monsters realize this power.

>>40781307
What kind of class are you teaching here, woman?

>>40781189
It's fine anon, that sort of thing is fairly common

>>40781361
Sexting 102, where more advanced topics like mixing in foreign languages for extra fun are introduced.

>>40781263
Lets hope you dont fail the next test

So if a monster teacher thinks you're bright but just not trying hard enough does that count as a marriage proposal or will she toss you into a study group and hope things work themselves out?

>>40781137
You should make a tulpa to help you out

>>40781449
depends if shes single or not, the former for single, latter for the other. And thinking about that, I was that type of kid

>>40781400
I hope so, it happens since I took shrooms for the second time, maybe i opened something or it's just messages from wonderland that i still can't understand.

>>40781455
When the portals open will the tulpa you made into a baphomet get angry she's being tossed aside or will mamano mana make her manifest into a real being?

Chocolate dullahan.

>>40781484
See that's why the best solution to avoid that is to act like an awful person.

>>40781633
Way ahead of you.

>>40781625
It's like breaking the head off of a chocolate bunny.

hebihebihebi

>>40781736
Hebi.

>>40781736

>>40781736
don't stick your dick in crazy

>>40781777
why not

>>40781777
What if crazy grabs it and shoves it in for you?

>>40781777
At least she'd be loving.

Slutty human men belong in the stomachs of their dutiful lamia wives in order to keep them away from whores that may tempt their men.

>>40781777
you can't escape fate

>>40781189
I start to hear train horns whenever my job keeps me up for way too long. I think you're just sleep deprived. You better start taking care of yourself before Sheriff weresheep catches you. If she catches you staying up too long you'll get put under hose arrest with her, detective doremouse, and deputy nightmare.

>>40781455
how do tulpas even work? is it just self inflicted schiztophrenia?

>>40781777
I like crazy. Any and all crazy/obsessive monsters are free to apply and marry me.

>>40781777
Even if its the only way to get an a?

>>40780874
>dark mages traverse forests or swamps in high heels with perfect balance
>ice queens walk over deep snow fields in high heels without even breaking the surface
So graceful

Pandemonium is full of very nice people, you should come visit.

How can you say you love your snek waif if you won't even let her eat you?

i want to have forbiden sex with my teacher!!!

I want to have sex with my teacher, for fuck sakes!!

>>40781134
>tfw really want to read this but have autism over reading unfinished pieces

>>40781905
Some soft vore between spouses is alright, but you wont see me posting it.

>>40781952
i'm still mad about manmade not being finished

>>40781965
I haven't heard of that one.

>>40781930
>And now class, Anon will demonstrate how to properly apply a womb tattoo
>N-no need for volunteers! You will practice on my body~

>>40781944
Wan-sensei is the worst, she never teaches us anything. She just puts on a movie and masturbates behind her desk when she thinks we are not looking

>>40781970
malfunctioning space automata
it's an oldie, no telling if it survived pastebin or not.

>>40781989
>mge surviving pastebin
RIP

>>40781979
>I do it and every brush stroke
makes her moan even more
>>40781988
U did learn something, how monsters sound when they are schlicking off

>>40775150

Fuck, i want to relayy have sex with my monster teacher

>>40781956
Spending just the evening in Miss Hebi's belly would be quite the experience

>>40781795
>>40781905
>>40781956
>>40782137
Fuck off back to >>>/trash/ vermin

>>40781905

>>40775150

Pair your favorite MG with your favorite genre of video games. How autistic would they be?

___ with elves

>>40782296
Navalwarfare

>>40782283
her face is so quintessentially russian

>>40782296
GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU PRISSY PRINCESS

>>40782296
handholding with intertwined fingers

>>40782292
>dragon
>factory builder
Pretty damn autistic. Maybe not anubis autistic but not far off.

i dont care about the lewd lessons on 'eromancy' and 'sex positions'. i want a learn cow to teach me about bacteria and viruses and stuff.

mature monsters in ol wear. pls. i beg of ye. Why? I need them!

>>40782296
Bully elves
Ignore elves

Acquire p'orcs, goblins, and trolls instead

>>40782340
fucking degenerate

>>40782347
jubjub flu hits avian and avain adjacent species like kiki particularly hard

>>40782334
>Tiny girl
>BEEG ears
Oh no, one of my many weaknesses!

>>40782369

>>40782368
honestly, being an MGE plague doctor sounds great. roaming through villages making sure happy couples stay healthy, and making sure the husband doesn't get mindbroken by a Succubus Petistis infected hellhound.

>>40782347
I want to learn about all the cool science stuff, it makes my head feel funny whenever I hear Ms lerncow talk about it!

>>40782368
>Jubjub Flu turning kikis into coomerbrains
>Jubjub Flu turning jubjubs into coomerbrains to the point that not even the gods could fathom such a level of coomerbrain

>>40782436
How would Jubjubs not be in a state of perpetual orgasm at that point

>tfw ywn have an art Haku tutor to help you make you lewds and help you understand some kinks and what's the appeal

>>40782456
Who's to say they aren't? But also remember that in the MGE it's possible to orgasm while you orgasm. You can cum while you cum!

how badly does jubjub flu affect the mind?

>>40782472
No thoughts, only sex

>>40782368
>>40782436
What's the mutation rate? If it affects kikis how long until it starts spreading to other dogs?

>>40782360
P'orcs deserve to be bullied. Especially the big choco flavored ones. In the womb. With my dick.

>>40780850
Being buried in pleasantly cool kraken tentacles is very comfy

>>40782483
monsters dont deserve to be bullied. none of them do. you guys are all cruel.

>teachers
I would like to date the JS monster girls instead.

>>40782505
i'm more of a tease than a bully.

>>40782505
But I like teasing monsters?
>>40782509
Of course you would

I've been trying to draw Haku lewds for the fucking longest but they come out bad

>>40782505
I disagree. There are definitely some monsters that deserve relentless bullying, such as alps

>>40782533
That's a sign you should do shirohebi lewds instead

>>40782546
If ya like a shirohebi hag, then that's what ya gonna get

>>40775150
Repent.

>>40782482
Kiki mana will tame the disease by the time it mutates to other canines. At which point, it'll make hellhounds less aggressive and more lovey dovey. Kinda like a black harpy in mating season

asking the sea witch if she can teach you to be a sea wizard

>>40782557
I love all snakes. Age is but a number

>>40782505
What if they like being bullied? Some little pervert of a monster just wants a boy to pull her over his knee and spank her butt red, and you'll tell her no?

>>40782567
>jubjub flu picks up bits of kiki dna
>now victims are horny and they clean stuff compulsively

>>40782481
anon pls, this is activating neurons I'd rather keep repressed

>>40782509
pear is truly the best body shape

I want to eat some black spaghetti from am Italian kraken

I'd gladly be used by a dark mage as a mana battery on her way to godhood.

>>40782627
you are a mana battery to every girl, the difference is how honest they are about it.

>>40782627
i hear they pass out god certification to just about anybody these days

>>40782607
Read that as black harpy.
Was concerned for s split second

you paying attention in class?
>>40782689
this anon didnt pay attention

>>40782607
if you're feeling a bit more adventurous ms krakens tentacles can regenerate

>>40782660

please dont respond to me with that shit
>>40782701
Nah, I wanna drink her ink, right in front of her

>>40782602
True, there's nothing more beautiful than lolis with wide hips and plump thighs.

>>40782771

focks

reminder that fluff is addictive and that foxes WILL withhold it in order to extort you.

>I knew there was something off about this convent

>>40782927
just a human?

>>40782865
>psssst... hey anon, want some mofu?
>first three huffs are free
and that's how anon became a slave to the delinquent fox

>>40782933
It's a trick.

>>40782865
That's how they get you. Be careful not to brush up against any tails, lest you end up becoming a tail brusher for the mofukuza.

The fairy queen demands food.

>>40783066
It's true, fluffy-tailed monsters are monsters in the true sense.

>>40782865
What happens if I try to sneak a huff when she's not looking instead?

>>40783067
Would she like a burger? Kid's meal comes with a free toy!

>>40783096
she simply lets you, making you fall deeper into the hole, knowing that next time you will only ask for more. the fox never truly let her guard down. if you think you're taking advantage of one, its because they're actually taking advantage of you.

>>40781736
Hebi a DUMB
DUMB snek

>>40783067
If she's a fairy, then where are her wings?

>>40783129
Finally, a hag with a good body.

>>40783066
Enough of this slander. All of the human tail brushers in zipangu are legally employed under legitimate work contracts for a fair wage. The rumors of men trying to start unions and being assassinated by kunoichi are greatly exaggerated.

>>40783135
awful confident for somebody in coiling/flambe range

>>40782292
>Minotaur
>Action RPG, I guess
I don't think much has changed

>>40780029
>Kappa
A cafe with an indoor river area due to magic, walk inside and suddenly it's a nice spring day with rugs set out like a picnic on the grass nearby. Meanwhile all the Kappa who work there wear cute swimsuits, coming out of the water to take orders.
For a special fee you can strip naked and join them in the river, but they can play rough.

>>40780029
>Matango
I DON'T WANNA BECOME A MUCHSROOM MAN!
I DON'T WANNA BECOME A MUCHSROOM MAN!
I DON'T WANNA BECOME A MUCHSROOM MAN!

>>40783370
her updated art is pretty stacked...

>>40783370
Hush now, make room for the shroom.

>>40783381
I KINDA WANNA BECOME A MUSHROOM MAN

>>40783392
MGE mushroom girls really are in the "would fuck but wouldn't waifu". They got really good designs but I couldn't see myself living with one.

>>40783420
That's fine, go ahead and join her in the onsen, we won't tell anyone.

>>40783336
I don't like kappa but an impossible indoor space where it's always a pleasant spring day sounds like a really great date spot. Couples could go there when the weather isn't quite right for a picnic.

>>40775150
Imagine dragon deez nuts across Deonora's face.

>>40783370
>>40783393
You don't become a mushroom man anymore, anon. You just get a little hat that you can take off now which is cute cause you can view it as Mantango making a cute hat for when they finally get a husband and them excitedly giving it to you.

>>40783447
That's cool, I hope it's fancier than a Mad Hatter's hat, so she can act all jealous and pouty at the next tea party.

>>40783420
myconids are interesting and the spore effect is fun. but yeah the domestic life is hard to anticipate.

>>40776138
>>40775984
Now I am imagining him speaking like Siegmeyer of Catarina

lake mermaids are better than sea mermaids

>>40783583
the river ones are nice too

>>40783583
but are they as good as swamp mermaids?

>>40783596
yeah, they have nice tits as well have nice country accents
>>40783623
But they are extra creepy tho

>>40783635
what compels you to bring this drivel here?

>>40783583
Just give me the sword, you tart.

What about tub mermaids?

>>40783635
Okay you found this funny on facebook, then why don't just stay and discuss it there instead of bringing trash here?

>>40783653
Anon, they dont exist but fried mermaids do

>>40783635
fuck off with this garbage

>>40783653
May evolve into office mermaids with some renovation.

I would serve a lich if she could make me look like big skeletal knight from time to time. Like when she wants to scare away some adventurers.

>>40783743
go to a halloween store

>>40783754
That's nowhere near as fun.

>>40783743
>tfw you will never be a qt lich's bone daddy

>>40783743
>>40783759
Faggot

>>40783765
Cry about it.

>>40783759
>>40783761
I mean I would be fine if it was just a really immersive illusion. I want to protect my lich mistress in undeath and also look extra cool.

>>40782472
Jubjub flu starts off making hair fluffier, the body warmer, the breasts larger, the brain slower.

I would serve a lich if she talked like Skeletor.

I would serve a lich by being the big scary butcher bodyguard complete with a massive hog splitter as well.

>>40783754
>anon wears a skeleton costume to be lich-sama's cool skeleton knight
>no one has the heart to tell him it doesn't work like that
>some adventurers think he is a freak and run away, boosting anon's confidence (for wrong reasons)
>lich-sama thinks its cute and keeps anon around

>>40783784
I just want to be more useful to her!

>>40783754
ms vampire will be quickly seduced by a flimsy cape and some plastic dracula fangs

I want to trudge through a Lich's catacombs, go right into her lab and as she starts to give a basic speech she got from a Succubus that's way too into RPG dungeons walk right over and drag her into a nearby bed from when she was still alive. If she asks why I'll say it's way too hot outside and she's cute.