/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I can quit mofu whenever I want. I just don't want to.

Auntie tummies!

How do I convince my big stupid wife to stop trying to set me up with other girls, polygamy is wrong and immoral, the media she consumes only enables her evil obsessions.

>>40728836
just train at home, all day

>>40728836
mating press her as a distraction
yes, she is a horse, whatever

>>40728822
gomme the gal on the far right

>>40728822
>>40728856
Tragically it would appear that 100% cocoa is a complete taillet. None to speak of.

>>40728868
i dont mind, that dark choco is calling me

>>40728868
that's why you help her achieve big tail status!

>>40728897
Can I make a cat grow 8 more tails like I could a fox?

>>40728822
Tummies are just irresistable

>>40728908
sure

>>40728921
>>40728921
that sag

nuke

>>40728798

Kiwi girl... blueberry girl...

What fruits would make interesting plant girl variants?

>>40728921
Someone is a diary breed it seems.

>>40728814
That's what they all say.

>>40728991
Durians

>>40728938
Its somehow incredibly appealing

>>40728921
>That cute potbelly

>>40728997
cat milk is pretty good

>>40729060
Exceptionally so.

ded milk

>>40729226

>>40729308
oh no haha cant see the ghost so accidentally put my face right in her crotch haha

>>40728991
i don't need interesting, just give me pear-shaped Pear and i'll be satisfied

>>40729308
cold milk

>>40729226
dog milk?

>>40729335
also very good
>>40729343
anon, what happened on 6/4?

>>40729350
I'm not chinese?

>>40729357
sorry, though you were, drinking that dog milk unlike me, drinking that good undead milk

>>40729363
someone needs to drain those poor milk bags, right now!

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please stop by Aluran-san's herbalist and apothecary for all natural aids, vitamins, and some simpler medicines to help you along.
Just don't annoy her for weed, she hates that quite a bit.

>>40729405
Does she have any tentacles?

>>40729363
Undead milk can't be good for you, you should reconsider what kind you're drinking

>dark mage calls you Tom

>>40729456
Yes, Tentacles are actually great helpers in the garden and their slime can be used to make mild sedatives or aphrodesiacs without the addicting downsides.

They're also cute and can play backpack wife.

good morning sir

>>40729492
Still feels weird being addressed by name

>local sabbath has nifty little arcade corner
>it's full of bootleg rom-hack game cabinets containing religious messages and other bullshit
sick of these lolis, i swear to god

>>40729750
Try game nights that hosted by the onee-sabbath and the haggath! Good games, good food, good milk and good conversations!

man, I want to go on so many pretend dates with my pyrow childhood friend

>>40729750
As opposed to official cabinets containing government messages?

How long would you humor your waifu's human disguise?

>>40729888
oh no?!

>>40729901
womb throbbing is a dangerous buff to encounter on enemy monsters

When does a catgirl become a catwoman?

>>40729901
milk milk milk milk milk milk milk

>>40730011

>>40730011
milk!

deed

>>40730172
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COLD MIIIIILK AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHH

>>40730197
cold milk
all you can drink

How do we feel about wingless dragons?

Reminder that this is what you will often hear in the public announcement systems in monstergirl cities governed by the extremist/militant mamono:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlId_Cg-8bY

>>40730209
bully them

>>40730205
>>40730197
I fear the consequences of drinking jiangshi milk.

>>40730254
(You) WILL drink the Cold Jiangshi Choco Milk™ and you WILL LIKE IT!!!!! DRINK UP, SKINNY BONED BOY

>>40730254
DRINK BITCH! Jurrasic park!

>>40730211
That why with some friends we had blown up your rail systems. Just stop being an edgy lilim ffs

HAGS

>>40730254
>"consequences"
drink it

>>40730254
There's a slight chance it could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe, but you shouldn't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious, visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction.

In my headcanon chesh's milk is like magic mushrooms but stronger

>>40730340
>drink chesh milk
>feel like you just hit a fat fucking blunt
I don't know what I was expecting.

>>40730340
>marry a cheshire for the drug milk
gonna do a keg stand

>>40730346
Weed is lame, i only enjoy shrooming and alcohol

chesh is cool

>>40728991
would kiwi alarune and kiwi harpy get along?

>>40730398
Chesh wife is gud wife, not like nignog doggo and elfs

The "based" human women of the MGE setting:

>Scheming human sorceress who is really power hungry.
>Heretical Order Nuns.
>Zipangu women desperately want to or work hard enough to "ascend" and become a monster girl.

>>40730419
>not like nignog doggo and elfs
I'm rick james bitch!

Smoke

>>40729856
for like three years before telling her human women don't have a tailpussy

>>40730460

Greatest song in the world is with the green worm!!

YEET

>>40730559
IT'S THE CIRCLE OF DEATH

>>40730559
I THINK THAT SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME

>>40730428
Just go back to /tg/ already, you are only wasting image limit with your off-topic trash

A wight killed my wife and turned her into a zombie, when I asked her why she said it was an improvement. How do I care for my now zombie wife and is there any legal route for punishing the wight?

>>40730730
This doesn't sound like a plausible MGE setting

>>40730730
Keep her warm and apply kisses directly to forehead

>>40730749
She's playing the long game there. Normally it's difficult to transform human women into high-tier monsters and you get something like lesser succubus.
But the wight knows anon will take good care of his zombified wife and she's going to turn into a wight soon enough, and thus both of them are going to be happier

>>40729634
Good morning sir, I love Jinkos.

>>40730777
>4 years later
>Anon's wife is now a fully fledged Wight
>She's standing atop a burning castle
>Facing against the Wight who zombified her
>The winner of the battle become's the ruler of this land and Anon's head wife
>The loser becomes a maid

>>40730917
>The loser becomes a maid
>original wight turned anon's wight into a zombie
>anon's wife turned wight into a kiki-wight

reminder that hebis are DUMB and should not be interacted with

>>40730777
>you get something like lesser succubus.
lesser succubuss can be upgraded to succubuss, that can be upgraded to arch succubuss (I think upgrade to demon is also possible, but don't quot me on that).
I think the same kind of progression is possible for other races, since they are part succ too. I am not talking about kobold becoming a werewolf and hellhound, but a freshly monsterized hellhound is propably like a lesser one, going to a regular one, going to a legendary dire hellwan with pussy capable of flatening steel bars, and 3000 RPM cock riding speed.

>>40731132
She's not dumb just uneducated

>>40731132
I'm scared a smart girl would reject me, maybe I should try my luck with a hebi.

>>40731132
Imagine living next door to a couple with little shirohebi girl that keeps coiling around your ankle like a pet every time she sees you. Except every time she does that, she tightens the grip a little harder, until it feels like your bones are about to snap

>>40731132
>>hebis are DUMB
Stop this slander NOW. Hebis are cute and only want to do their best at being your wife!

>>40731232
DUMB and YUCKY

>human female knight thinks that the lilim sexually tortures and violates women in to being monsters
>she actually just drop kicks them into pools or dark matter and throws in random monster essance to keep the variety alive

>>40731232
yes but her best isn't good enough, because she's dumb

take me back to a simpler time
Where /tg had no weight, hags wasnt a term, EMG wasnt shit, we had 20+ writers doin stories and we were getting new profiles every week

>>40731542
Best I can offer you is WW3

>>40730217
>bully them
I don't think that's a good idea

>>40731542
Then focus on making good posts yourself. I assure you it could be worse, much worse.

>>40731542
Christmas Cakes have lost the battle.
Some anons nowadays won't even look at a monster unless her age is in the 3 or even 4 digits.

>>40731812
CC is the elegant term from more civilized time.

Is it possible to make a monster girl heart pupils in 5 words or less?

>>40732270
I love you

Is it so wrong to love older monsters?

>>40732270
>Here's names for our babies.

>>40732270
"I'm unmarried with an erection"
>done

>>40731564
The portals are meant to be a lesser offer?

>>40731564
I'll take it.
>nuke the Portals open now

Everyone tells you that the zombies you find wandering the streets are free to take home. Nobody mentioned that the zombies can do the same to you.

>>40732400
Don't worry, I'm sure she'll take care of you responsibly.

>>40731218
>until every month she's growing so those coils are now up to your knee
>pretty soon they'll be continuing up the leg of your shorts
>next time her head disappears into the shorts
>her parents don't notice, or seem to be concerned, that the back of her head is now obviously bobbing against your fly
>congratulations son-in-law

I'm going to take a loli lich home.

>>40732410
Monster marriage is a scary and sudden lifelong commitment

>weeb gnome
>likes using her earth magic to form cherry blossom trees
>even if its out of season

>>40732032
When I think of a CC monster, I visualize a sad office lady in her late 20s/early 30s.
When I think of a hag monster, I visualize a sexually frustrated rich NEET anywhere between 90 and 1000 years old.

>>40732317
It can be quite awkward if she's so old that she speaks an ancient language and follows outdated traditions.

>>40732576
She can do that? Cool

>>40732576
question on the topic of gnomes
how come iin some magic systems (Seiken densetsu, naruto, pokemon ect.) earth and wood are considered two different elements?
you would think that it would be easier to put wood under earth madgic as part of natural shit that occurs under rock

>>40732740
It's a Chinese thing, their elements are different from Greek. We have Earth, Air, Water and Fire while China has Wood, Fire, Earth, Metal and Water.

>>40732589
I agree with how I view cc and hag, I honestly would be the younger one who loves to tease their wife

>action movie music and sounds

POV: You called Federal Law Enforcement to report what you believe to be a heinous crime involving children but you are greeted with this instead

>"Tried sneaking the border, anon? Nice try. Now, show me your little boy wrists to e handcuffed. You're under arrest."

Fuck off

>>40730508
I agree

>>40733336
I do not consent to Elven authority, I'm a sovereign citizen

>>40733494
A Green Mage!

Where the fuck is RPG update, KC?!

>>40734102
many have dared the holstaur mines but few have returned. none were the same

>>40734102
>over a year
>multiple apologies
>doesn't even show new art anymore
I genuinely don't know. You'd think he'd at least tease more updated art.

Anon, don't believe the danuki lies and think you need to buy healing potions, just drink your healers milk, hell it would heal more than a potion or a spell

>>40734134
What if I am the party healer? Those potions just make my job easier

>>40734134
But I want her healing potions.

>>40734102
>KC is a passionate hard worker
>Making an RPG is one of his lifelong goal
>He himself draws and writes everything
It's the perfect storm for a project that takes far longer than you'd imagine.
The result will still be a simple RPG but the CG art and some dialogue will be top tier.

>>40734243
>no tail
this hurts me

>>40734243
You can't handle her healing potions.

>>40734219
just a cow spell on one of your tanks and grab your potions from her

>>40734278
Fuck, I didn't notice that. Now this picture has been ruined for me.

>>40733494
aw, what a cutie

ms cockatrice went extremist

>>40734330
Weird chicken

>>40734330
she chases men, instead of other way around?

I believe modeseven's work is the closest to what would happen if you put a bunch of shoggoths in Wonderland.

>>40734404
Honest to God, please stop

Cock

>>40734330
>>40734400
Miss Cockatrice after visiting 4mons /pol/

I assume all chicken harpies have massive tits and massive ass, thighs, hips, and massive tail feathers

>>40728798

>>40734493
you have to eat all the eggs

>>40734330
Nice cock.

>>40734455
nice cock

>>40734493
This is true.
They're also a bit ditsy, basically non-wonderland jubs.

>>40728798
Fat fucking fox.

>>40734565
How? They ain't no pudge

>>40734555
Where would you assume they would be?

>>40734599
bright green realms with the other farmfolk

>>40734599
Where would the live?
Same place holsts and weresheep live in Green demon realms.

>>40734614
>>40734629
Just how many farm animal type monster girls are there in MGE?

>>40734599
Chickens live pretty much the entire world over, in a stupefying amount of different varieties.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chicken_breeds

>>40728798

There's green demon realm. And I forgot the rest names but ones about undead, ones about high level monsters, are there anymore?

>>40734726
Spirit realms aren't really "about" high-level monsters, it's just that they're typically the only ones capable of making one bigger than a house. Otherwise their contents are up to their creators.

>>40734724
I'd let her take me wherever she wants.

how big is too big ?

>>40734723
I would like to see the tiniest chicken harpy with the largest chicken harpy

>>40734836
My answer is not appropriate for this place.

>>40734853
orbital breach?

>>40734836
When the breasts are disproportionate to the girl they're on.

>>40734863
Not quite that big but too big for this thread.

>>40734878
Yep.
I can tolerate some stupidly huge honkers as long as the artist has the ability to make them actually fit. See also space zin.

>>40734924
I agree and I do love space zin

>>40734276
The result is development hell.

Fuck
I'm so alone

>>40734985
The US is mobilizing forces in taiwan ahead of pelosis visit, take heart.

ran is who run towards

>>40735058

>>40735097
I want to touch her toe beans.

>>40735129
>>40735097
I thought cheshires had regular feet?

>>40735094
What would Ran do if you ran towards Ran?

I disagree

>>40735176
Ran maybe will Ran towards you who ran towards Ran

The Order will learn to fear selkie Navy SEALs.

Imagine the joy of watching your daughter spurt her eye flames for the first time

If mamono take over, can we still have some real bullets made of lead/copper

What would you do if your wife had a robo version of herself that calls herself the better one due to the fact of not being made out of flesh

>>40735295
For what, citizen?

>>40735295
Yes, your friendly neighborhood Lich recommends that you play with guns every day

>>40735309
Killing empty beer bottles.

>>40735280
Imagine reproducing with a nigger dog

>>40735337
I do, again and again and again.

>>40735309
for hunting and big sleep, nothing illegal

>>40735312
I assume demon silver will still be able to frag bottles and watermelons, it's just that you're not able to kill people with it anymore

>>40732740
>>40732906
>metal
is there a way to have a metal elemental and NOT have it be an automaton?

>>40735382
A Metal Slime perhaps?
>T-1000 intensifies

>>40735382
>>40735382
metal slime. metal dragon, metal squid, metal gear

>>40735280
>they burn even brighter and hotter than mom's flames
>mama hellhound insists she's not jealous, mouth twitching while her flames flicker
>later have to reassure her that her flames are less smoky and a prettier color than your daughter's

Alice's mom has got it goin' on.

>>40735396
>Metal slime mimics a human apperance sho she can do "the run" to chase after the male she likes

>>40735407
Now that's a clean burning hellhound I tell you hwat.

>>40735413
Always wondered who the dad is supposed to be.

>>40733183
>/jp/mon+/k/
When ATF faggots Alp they end up as smol doggos
>DL karma SoH
>makes sense

>>40735489
???

>>40735382
Iron-ore or Laterite Golem
Or Dorome

>>40735382
metal wurm

>>40734276
Gullibles voted for 'finish game' thinking it would mean getting it done soon.
It means KC will fixate on it deeper and forever., and maybe spiral into development hole and never finish.
If theyd voted 'new releases first' we'd have had something sooner

>>40735494
K/meme is on ATF raids they always shoot the guy's doggo first

>>40735533
>ask the patreon for your game if you should finish the game
>they say yes
Most of them probably don't even know he's retarded.

>>40735508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb3DFKVpe0Y

>>40735382
Cursed Armor is metal.
A metal mesh ittan-momen?

>>40735418
>pyrow propane vendors seething as hellhounds run them out of the barbecue business

>>40735565
go back, fag

>>40735583
There is no need to be angry that people want a game and porn art over new portraits.

>>40734649
Pigs cows goats chickens hosses sheep and plants.
Snails and Frogs if youre french.

Ebin cheshire avatarfags are cringe

>>40735625
it's the usual suspect back with a brand new method of ebin trolling
soon he will convince everyone kc is retarded and they will gladly turn this thread into gorefest about murder, just two more weeks

>>40735413
>Take a monster
>Make her older and heavier
>Instantly becomes much better
This is unfair to young and slim mamono.

>>40735617
I wanna a llama monster
>>40735656
life is unfair boy

>>40735641
I will not lose to monster pussy. I will not be forced into having children with them. I will not raise them as if they were my own because they are.

I refuse to take this false happiness when we could just kill all the monsters instead of having healthy relationships.

>>40735692
anon, wheres ya pa, still at the store and your ma still at the corner?

>>40735097
Do cheshires have retractable claws? Do they paint their claws cute colours then get embarrassed when they try to act threatening with them?

>>40734565
Sleepfox for cuddlenaps

>>40735709
I think that guy was striking fun at the concern troll

>>40735722
Ok. ironic trolling is still trolling

>>40735729
Is meta-trolling still trolling?

>>40735716
The way KC draws claws makes it murky but a few cats have smaller claws that look drawn in.
Cheshire has claws just like an anubis though so it's hard to say.

>>40735764
trolling in the new word would be playing with a trolls hands

> 40735692
I am confused - how does an Alp lose to monster pussy if there is no yuri?

>>40735764
>country bumpkin troll in tears after using internet
>she doesn’t understand why people hate trolls so much

>>40735774
>take off Cheshire's shoes
>she's somehow got big meaty paws

>>40735779
Prude that just discovered what happens when she touches herself

>>40735764
If an Anon and his troll gf go fishing without a boat is it still trolling?

personalised vending machine that only takes special coins
had a side thought about creeping coins geting a jolt of pleasure when their gold is used, like if you used something made out of shog

>>40735775
Portal opens
Anon stands on a bridge and hangs his cock out over the side.
>Trolling for Trolls

Put troll in bag.

>>40735855
>Wackety wack get into my sack

gimme old trolls and i'll make new trolls

>>40735855
Santa gonna bring good boy Anon the best present.

>>40735855
That must be one big bag then.

>>40735617
And rabbits.
You can eat a rabbit, mge style or non-mge style.

>>40728798
Wet Hebi
https://twitter.com/TakaKuan/status/1554117239330127873?s=20&t=HNsgSSjXAZwAo1CfrIR9zQ

>>40735939
>Krampus brings anon a present
>The silhouette of a shape with very large breasts and hands can be seen struggling within the burlap sack

Please make more troll art

>>40736020
Preview

>>40735094
The fuck are those legs.

>>40736137
Artist not noticing his fuck up

Roll for a monster.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

You discover that the shy monster next door has been regularly hornyposting about you on 4mon, and has a very serious crush on you. You've hardly spoken with her since you moved in, but she gives some very detailed descriptions of all the lewd and romantic things she would do with you if she had the courage to ask you out.

Do you accept her feelings? Are you brave enough to knock on her door?

>>40736310
>Minotaur
I wear all red and go to the gym she goes to at the same time as her which is 1am, and ask her if she needs a spot

>>40736310
>Valkyire
gonna break into her house in heaven and then make verey forceful love with the old guardian angel

>>40736020
The soft, warm expression you gave her is very sweet, it's a good look for Shirohebi. The crazy obsessive part is cute, but this is an excellent example of their loving side. Thanks for sharing.

Hi thread. I got high. Didnt feel monster wife like I did last time.

>>40736310
>Black Harpy
I'm surprised she's shy. I am too, so I should contact her online first.

>>40736353
>shy minotaur
>could easily overpower you but wants to have a normal, cute date instead
I don't think my heart could take it.

>>40736310
>Mindflayer
yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. i'd invite her over and let her know that i trust her. that or i'd knock on her door and confess to her too. no way i wouldn't have a mutual crush on her too if shes a mindflayer.

>>40736310
>Apophis
I'm scaroused

>>40736430
ideal. strong monsters easily capable of just raping you and taking the easy path but insisting on doing all the romance stuff is adorable. good taste, anon.

>>40736310
I did the default 3 roll.
>Matango
>Cheshire
>Gazer

As much as I love Gazer, Faggot Cat is probably my favorite girl. Jackpot.

>>40736430
>>40736455
Truly wife material.

>>40736310
>wonderworm
imma just ask to smoke something with her

>>40736435
Do you think she would take action if you started hanging out with the pharaoh and anubis down the street? Would she get jealous and do something about it, or would it just break her heart?

PREGNANT MUCLE MONSTER GIRL

>>40736435
Apophis is very cute. Don't forget to drink her venom and rub it on their nose how it doesn't work on you as they pout angrily.

>>40736400
Yeah, that's gonna happen. It's easier to do the whole waifu thing when it's night and you're in your bed and getting sleepy, try that if you haven't.

>>40736573
I want the wife to retain her impressive muscles after giving birth to be a better role model for our daughters.

>>40736310
>Wendigo
Well, I’m after a big overbearing monster 9 times out of 10. But Wendis are the 10%.
The problem is it sounds like we’re both spaghetti-spillers, so actually getting her out of fantasy and kicking things off would be… challenging. For both of us.
I suppose my best approach would be to act casual, say hi, whoops my package got delivered to your address how’d that happen haha, and keep at it until a Cupid loses their patience and unleashes the arrows.

>>40736474
no mention of the mushroom girl? mean.

>>40736405
>send her a message telling her you saw her posts
>a minute later hear a crash, and then nervous laughter from your neighbor's house
>you see her peek out the curtains at your house, and her cheeks are glowing red
>when she notices you looking back she slams the curtains shut, turns out the lights and you can faintly hear her scream into a pillow
This might take a while.

>>40736524
All you need to do is invite all three to events so that they either become friends or get their rivalry settled in productive ways

>>40736693
Sending her a message inviting her for a cup of tea, unless she prefers I visit her.

>>40736638
KC said that mgs bodies will change to their husband's liking. That means she can have as many kids as you want without worrying about her muscles being ruined. In other words, another reason why monstergirls are perfect.

>>40736737
What if I want to ruin her body?

>>40736310
>Youko next door hornyposting about me and schlicking herself to the thought of me
Damn, I'd be at a complete loss.

>>40736573
Peak femininity.

>>40736751
Then you can do that too. Again, mgs are perfect.

>>40736435
>>40736579
>Anonymously troll the apophis while pretending to be another mamano
>"You talk big for a virgin. We both know you would never rape your neighbour you sperg"
>"I so will faggot, just watch."
>Hear shuffling then a knock at the door
>Apophis is there breathing heavily with her face a deep shade of purple
>H-hey anon
>...
>Could I uh, borrow some of your plates?
>Furious tapping could be heard from her room all throughout the night

>>40736310
>bubble slime
Nop, i will still ignore her and start to make my flat more waterproof

FUCK MONSTER GIRLS

>>40736310
>Apsaras
I take a bottle of cheap wine and come to her

>>40736821
Man I wish

Portals when

>>40736310
>youko
>most of the posts are about me combing her tails
I have to admit, those tails do look pretty soft. >>40736770 Also seems I'm not the only one, someone really needs to do something about all these virgin vixens or we're going to have a crisis.

>>40736387
no worries and thanks for liking the commission. I always wanted to see more sweeter side of shirohebi other than yandere despite I really love yandere. But I do think they are bunch of sweethearts when you look past their obsessive nature.

>>40736818
how could you do this

>>40736310
>Dark Matter
Not too into the lol aspect but I believe that changes depending on what mamono or ex3D the manabomb fuses with.
Okay.
Ultimate mana power and lust, instant high-tier incubus, radiant fucking.

>>40736844
The day the portals open is the day 80% of all single men get a sexy vixen wife.

>>40736770
>find monster
>"PLEASE SUCK MY DICK MISS"
Accurate depiction of most anons first contact with monsters, any monster.

>>40736865
I don't care about oral. It's gonna be raw vaginal.

>>40736717
>invite shut-in black harpy neighbor over for tea
>she arrives all dolled up, way overdressed for a casual visit
>blushes bright red every time her wing brushes against something
>her teacup loudly rattles against her saucer as she trembles, too excited and nervous to follow the conversation

>>40736867
Imagine the overpopulation problems, judging by the amount of baby-crazy foxfags. I predict state-mandated fox harems after a decade or two.

>>40736310
>lich
i will just post in a thread a link of me killing my self on live. Now it's her turn, She better take action

>>40736880
I love monster spaghetti, but I also love assertive monsters.

>>40736881
They're going to have to open portals to new planets with all this fox overpopulation.

>>40736881
if theres portals, i doubt overpopulation would be an issue. imagine a colour you have never seen.

>>40736887
That a weird way to ask for a puzzle date

>>40736887
>anon with a shotgun in his mouth winking to camera

>>40736887
Now that's a Chad move right there.

>>40736891
That's the fun part. She'll start off nervous and adorable, but over time she becomes more confident and sexy as she gets more comfortable around you. It also gives you something to tease her about years later, so you can still see her blush if you miss it.

>>40736815
What is she doing with those plates?

>>40736902
>>40736907
I will need to act fast or she will stop. I will speedrun live suicide just for her heart

>>40736891
>>40736951
I need more monster spaghetti in my life

>>40736952
Posting pics of them with a timestamp as "proof"

>>40736959
Cyanide. Shotgun. Noose. Cliff. Train. All in one go.

>>40736962
I don't really understand how plates count as proof

Tell me, when are all american posters going to sleep? I'm so tired of their stupid tourist-tier shit.

>>40736981
>"See? I did it. I broke into his house and fucked him. I even got some of his stuff, pic related."
>the whole thread laughs at her
>"A bunch of plates doesn't prove anything, dumbass."
>she has to gather her courage and come by again to get something more convincing
>"Hey anon, can I borrow a pair of your pants?"
>this continues until she has to explain herself

>>40737000
That was actually really cute.

>>40736981
She didn't think it through.
>>40737017
The proper proof is a picture together with Anon.

>>40737017
>>40737030
The proper proof is a positive pregnancy test

>>40737008
arent they all waking up now though?

>>40737069
that's just the troll who says others are trolling to start shit.

>>40736961
Which monsters are canonically the most prone to spaghetti? Bunyip?

>>40737082
I wouldn't mind trolling a Troll, if you know what I mean

>>40736310
>Arch Imp
I knock on her door, pick her up and carry her back to my house, then make her play videogames with me.

>>40737115
Definitely among the most likely, yes.

>>40737115
most of the time. but definitely not all the time.

>>40737187
A confident and sexy bunyip would be extremely overpowered. The cute awkwardness is just there as a limiter.

>>40737221
the demon lord knew theyd be too powerful

Grant upon me
Your most powerful Jinko spaghetti

>>40737243
>big and strong, highly mobile on land and in water
>lamia-style tail constriction ability, sharp claws and fangs
>fluffy and soft, with cute ears to rival a fox
>hot black sclera and smooth, dark skin
>generally busty and curvaceous
They really do have it all. Other monsters wouldn't be able to compete if they were more aggressive.

>>40736310
>march hare
Shes way bigger than me and has massive fucking thighs, Im going to find out how to do a rabbit matting dance and doiing it to get her attention

>>40736844
not that into hags but something about that picture really gets me going

>>40737309
It's the smug. You can almost hear the sound of soft giggling and tails swishing.

The tengu next door keeps peeping through my window...

Easy way to defeat a bapho is to rub her ears, give her headpats, and hold her paws. In that order. She'll melt like putty in your arms after that.

>>40737261
>large Jinko wearing thick glasses and a white button-up shirt
>she's trying to ask you something but keeps stumbling over her words
>says something about consent and respecting men
>when she's done talking she's trying to look at you, but can't keep the eye contact

>>40737416
draw her face then put on your window
>>40737487
>Has braided twintails
>freckles
>is pudgy
>cant stop talking about her favorite martial art mangas

>>40737521
>Has braided twintails
>freckles
>is pudgy

How do I gaslight her into unrespecting men

>>40737547
anon, you gotta tease her, and tease her well

>>40737521
>>is pudgy
I imagined her ripped but still a nerd.

>>40737558
But how?
The only thing that comes to mind is grabbing the pudge

>>40737574
you gotta play with her, call her cute, go on dates with her, maybe grab her pudge, kiss her and stop right at the point she got into it. stuff like that

>>40737316
Imagine her teasing you, ufufuing and talking about how it's shame you're not into older women all while knowing how she makes you feel.

>>40737604
fuck, thats why i love older monsters, they know what to say

>>40737638
panda

Post your best bapho pics please!

no

>>40737669
Then post what a hypothetical best bapho pic would be?

Bapho-chan doesn't tell anyone her true name because it's something cute and silly like Lulu. Definitely not what you'd expect of the most devious mage in the world

>>40737742
no

>>40737743
I will tell you if it's a cute name or not when she marries me and tells me.

Anal intercourse with thick little girls

>>40737816
vaginal intercourse for the sake of producing more thick little girls

>>40737742
Bapho in mahou shoujou costume

>Anon genuinely thinks his Zombie wife is the smarter one in the relationship
>"I love how you always know what to say, honey."
>she only ever groans and says "waaaarm"

>>40736310
>Anubis
just...why

>>40728798

>>40737996
Autism

>>40737996
Anubi are particularly susceptible to becoming lonely office ladies. Many such cases.

>>40737564
She looks like a powerlifter, but still cries reading shojo manga and gets bashful easily.

>>40736133
To?

Heaven or Hell?

>>40738120
wonderland

>>40738120
Heaven!

>>40738094
Yep, she's precious.

>>40738120
pandemoniums okay too

>>40736310
>bunyip
i feel like she'd malfunction, so yes, id love to see how this would turn out

>>40732419
should start by finding one. thats no lich

lmao thighs in color
https://imgur.com/Oo9eHYz

>>40728798
Vampire titties.

>>40738251
it's hard to decide between noble titties and commoner titties.

>>40738280
whats the difference? nice titties are nice titties

>>40738300
commoner titties respect you more

>>40738300
>whats the difference?
PRESENTATION

>>40738300
noble titties cause a charisma break if you grab them suddenly

>>40738300
milk qualitiy and more flavor to those of noble vamps

>>40738354
do commoner tiddies not?

>>40738362
classist scum

>>40736310
>Mad Hatter
feels like her posts are just her calmly schizoposting about how many things she would like to do with me, but becomes a spaghetti mess when I try to talk with her.

>>40738305
But I don't deserve respect. I deserve being used as a boob-rest.

>>40738362
Placebo effect, need a double blind test

>>40738375
they do but it's not nearly as dramatic nor funny

>>40738381
>>40738390
>the crying of the poor
Noble vampires have bigger tits and better milk

>>40736310
>Dark Slime
>Hornyposting about her core being manhandled and otherwise lazing around together.
>Only reason she hasn't broken down the door and pinned me down is because she doesn't think she's good enough, other anon monstergirls are obviously frustrated by this.
Welp, time to give her the push she needs and invite her to watch some garbage anime.