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>>40728467
Fuck Bhava-Agra, send a bunch of fighter jets in heaven and destroy all of it

hot steaming brony thread

Stop sexualizing my daughteru for fucks sake.

It's only good when nasty ningen are pumping an angry angel full of semen.

>>40728467
>black
oh no

>>40743897
what do you mean oh no

>>40728494
Firstly we need to wipe out 90% of feral youkai (parasites) and let the intelligent ones work with us as we march on Heaven and the Lunar Captial.

>>40749434
Which is worse, haughty aristocrats living in the heavens above as they look down upon you and mock your inferiority or some retarded elitists on luna that treat anyone earth-related in the same way /pol/ view jews

>>40750792
To be honest even if lunarians seem to be more arrogant than celestials are atleast they mostly keep up to themselves and don't interfere with the Earth (aside from having possibly created youkai, a long time ago), and celestials? Those folks laze around in their paradise, disallow anyone else to enter heaven, manipulated the afterlife ministry into making everyone else think that their realm is overcrowded just to save up space for themselves, and one particularly arrogant daughter among them decided to upbring an earthquake on gensokyo just out of fun and boredom, etc

Idk about you, but the sky folk seem worse than the moon folk than me

>>40750818
They make yukari seethe so they're kinda cool

>>40750993
The moonies do aswell, look up toyohime

>>40739229
Thank you for entrusting your daughter to me, dad. I will make sure she will be happy for the rest of her life ruling the new world (and kill that reimu bitch).

I like Neropaso's Tenshi.

>>40728467
Small tiddies, big butt. Heavenly

>>40739326
Please don't!

Is it true that Tenshi is a masochist?

>>40763507
NO!

>>40763507
It's true that she's a dumbass.

>>40763507
It's as true as Alice not having any friends

>>40771658
Marisa.

>>40771658
So... not true then?

I've heard that although celestials are beautiful, they have the hardest pussy to penetrate, how do we go on about this anon? Will our pp be hurt during deva sex?

yeah this one is shit
i'll wait for the next thread

bumping my cute masochist daughter-wife!

>>40781338
#1 She's not a masochist
#2 She's not YOUR daughter
#3 Fuck you, she's not your wife.

>>40771717
Everyone who says is Alice's friend is lying, they just want to make her suffer even more by betraying her at her worst

>>40728467
I want to lewd the Tenshi and discover all the sounds she can make

>>40728467
who?

>>40728467
nice buttocks

Tough

where's the corndog?

>>40728467
Why does she have small breasts?

>>40833800
they took her to heaven way too soon

>>40728467

>>40728467
TENSHI IS MY WIFE
BELONGS TO ME
BUILT FOR ME ONLY
AND NOBODY ELSE
TENSHI OLEV

>>40821724
Tenshi naizuri on the beach!

Tenshi look down upon you and your inferiority

>>40874692
Let's see how inferior when she and her shitty Bhavagara gets steamrolled by hundreds of these.

>>40875255
>inb4 a keystone crash on these planes

>>40728494
Agreed anon
Hell is so much better and approachable than these stuck-up celestials in heaven and lunarians on the moon
Hecatia is our ally because she buy human clothes in the outside world atleast (and has a fairy that support american freedom)

>>40875750
Wow, you throw a rock and maybe hit one or two.

Did you not read hundreds of bombers, who would definitely be accompanied with fighters, prepared to indiscriminately carpet bomb people who are corrupt and selfishly guard paradise from regular joes who reached Nirvana - expecting a better life, but being fucked over and probably forced to reincarnate as a plain human, maybe not having the chance to achieve Nirvana again.

>>40879348
Isn't heaven full of ascended hermits who would nuke the planes back?

>>40887852
I don't think hermits are that overpowered
Remember, even if the average celestial is stronger than the average youkai, Tenshi still got stomped by Yukari so it varies

>>40887927
Tenshi is an incredibly shitty Celestial who is considered a delinquent who only ascended due to her family, without ever undergoing the training hermits do, and she's still high tier.
I'm not convinced that Yukari actually stands a chance against a proper Celestial.

>>40888019
>Tenshi is an incredibly shitty Celestial who is considered a delinquent who only ascended due to her family, without ever undergoing the training hermits do
Sasuga, Tenshi-sama!

>>40875255
Tenko-sama just needs to move the clouds a little and your heavy plane will lose lift and will fall

>>40893044
lol what
these planes don't need flying aerosol chunks formed out of miniature liquid droplets and frozen crystals
they'll fly just fine

>>40893138
No science here pls.

Kissing flat Celestial chest and tummy!

>>40735104
agreed

>>40874692
I love Tenshi's eyes!