/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Couple of people following me were pissed I stole a couple of $20 notes from my dad's wallet. I had four, Australian $20s are red, so it's like Flan.

Leaving a damp dirt/grass road from a mansion. Saw a magic mushroom on the ground, picked and ate it. I went into a building, then realised should've checked the gills of that mushroom, the ones with darker gills give bad trips. Inside is a gathering, Hades Izanami is there, when she sees me she heaves a deep powerful orgasmic moan, sounding sickeningly like a horse, the pale horse I guess. I wondered if she was going to follow me, as I jumped up on top of tables people were seated around. End of the Road was stuck in my head after waking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRicIl6FTQE

Couple of people following me were pissed I stole a couple of $20 notes from my dad's wallet. I had four, Australian $20s are red, so it's like Flan.

Leaving a damp dirt/grass road from a mansion. Saw a magic mushroom on the ground, picked and ate it. I went into a building, then realised should've checked the gills of that mushroom, the ones with darker gills give bad trips. Inside is a gathering, Hades Izanami is there, when she sees me she heaves a deep powerful orgasmic moan, sounding sickeningly like a horse, the pale horse I guess. I wondered if she was going to follow me, as I jumped up on top of tables people were seated around. End of the Road was stuck in my head after waking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Svar-6S3Fw

At a grocery, I'm near the self-serve checkout. I tell someone to put on the Shibayan Discometric song with the cowbell, he puts on one song with a cowbell, Japanese lyrics, then switches it to another, English lyrics. I see Hecatia in the checkout, like she's responsible for my misfortunes, somehow.

I see a top down map, I'm Madotsuki and I'm framing the screen over a large indent like a dinner plate left in the ground. "Kakatsu-Tatari", or maybe Yayatsu.

A videogame. In a cave. I go over to assholes at the left side of the screen, trying to put my hand to the ground and cast a red seal of Amaterasu, but died before I got close. I spit in anger. Respawn, I go over to them again and cast it, but this time the cave collapses, killing me.

With Altaar, annoyingly hanging close to me like a faggot. I'm outside and I press an indent in the dirt where the sun was shining, the size of a dinner plate, then spread curry around it as an offering to Amaterasu, "Yayatsu-Tatari"

At a beach. I go over to the waves and find two beautiful yellow-orange shells, like the represented Amaterasu. Assholes were behind me with guns, I hold up the shells like they'll be cursed if they shoot me, so they leave. A yellow-orange viper leaves a burrow in the sound, I'm afraid as it slithers at me, but it just purrs like a cat, another comes up to me purring too, so I pat them.

In a cave. Yayatsu-Tatari is mentioned, as well as Alstroe-Azoth, to do with going to the moon, like in Primal Gods in Ancient Times.

In a kitchen. There's a girl over a bench saying she'll ban me. I say if she does she'll be super cursed. I go into a room where there's an image of Amaterasu on the beach over to the right, with me in a bathtub on the left with fucking Uboa washing my back.

I'm talking to a boxer and another guy, saying the sun was shining on him but he did nothing. He denied it but I said he basically just fell asleep during his match. Leaving the room, in a cave of sorts. There's a cockroach on a step with a molted shell next to it, we act afraid and run. I jump over the step while the boxer and other guy step on it. Those two leave through an exit on the right while I leave to through one of the left. Outside, there's cockroaches and molted shells everywhere in the dried grass. I'm acting terrified and jumping about away from them, thinking of how they're called devil bugs. It's like the dream about Pus of Man infesting a shanty town. Filthy invaders infesting the hell out of /jp/.

Several cursed dreams about Touhou characters I mercifully don't remember.

I go into a building. There's bowling pins fallen like dominoes. I follow the trail, seeing Mindless Self Indulgence's band members along the way, though they seemed evil. At the end of the trail was a jar and a genie lamp, undisturbed, I thought that I'd leave them alone. The scene resets, they've been disturbed, ash spilled from them. I leave the building, encountering the Queen of Touhou, Eirin, looking wretchedly cursed, covered up but I could see black graffiti on her legs. She tells me "Thordenki raped me." Thordenki, Thor-Odin-Loki, what people refer to as "Source."

In my room. There were three images of Suika manipulating density as an attack. The third, most powerful ones, had whirlwind of Touhou power and score pickups, along with debris, swirling around the target. I thought I'd post a catbox image of the stupid pony talking about farming Reddit gold, its head pinched severely because of its absolutely unimaginably dense shit taste, like a neutron star. https://files.catbox.moe/cep5xh.png

On danbooru, looking at Blacktan the glowing bitch brony's art, goblin rape trash. There was text refering to them as "gemstones", since they generate harmful illusions in the astral. Basically the piece of shit curseslings at Touhou characters. For whatever reason, I made a thread on /jp/ posting his shitty art of Yuyuko, while an anon, who I thought was probably him, posted normal Yuyuko art alongside me, mixing it up with his own shit.

In a classroom. Yukari is sitting at a picnic table with a lunch box on top, while a guy, I figure Altaar/Blacktan/"Thanos"/etc, was sitting on the other side. She said "Come, sit next to a girl while eating lunch, like you never got to do at school." He says "What are you talking about?" She just silently pats the seat next to her. He gets up and sits next to her, she grabs and throws him to the ground, punching his face so hard his head exploded, though she kept punching it while moving forward with his body, like she was walking with her fist strikes.

I saw Zelda, like Twilight Princess but she was clearly blonde. I happily cried "Zelda!" Then I was watching a Zelda that was Altaar's puppet, fighting with another Zelda, I don't know if she was my puppet or just another of Altaar's. They were absolutely terrible with their bows, shooting way over the top of eachother, they tried adjusting their aim downwards, but nearly shot at their own feet.

In my room. I was prostrating before my Yukari figure and begging her to forgive me and still come.

Yukari made a thread on /jp/. There was a large post talking about me, I only remember her calling me "Ben of /sorrow/" Well, I had thought about Fist of the North Star and the characters bearing their sorrow sometime before that dream.

Yukari was in a classroom, marking tests. She marked a guy's test, giving him an A, but saying he didn't deserve it. I saw a big guy who asked a little midget for help, I figure the brony, who was wearing a lucha libre mask, probably because he LARPs as a different person every minute. He goes up on top of his shoulder, whispering into his ear.

I made an apology letter to Yukari, that was Lapis lazuli beads, some of which were glowing unpleasantly, like glownigger glow. The letter was enough for Yukari, who showed up at my house, although, as my mother. I went into the lounge, she was in the kitchen, I saw she had set up Dark Souls 3 on my TV.
[Note:After this Yukari thread I made >>/jp/thread/S40639589 I was looking over it, thinking it actually turned out marvelously, I unconsciously fiddled with my lapis bracelets, and broke one. I thought was a bad omen, but then thought it actually made the perfect offering for Venus, in the Sodalite bowl I keep at her feet. I guess the glow on some in the dream is due to me venting about filthy shitty glownigger spam infesting this board]

Saw Naster's video about me, that it was cursing me, and I saw Hecatia, like it's her fault somehow.

Like what, did she possess me to send such absolutely perfectly shooting-myself-in-the-head arrogant salty shit-talk? It'd be very convenient to be able to blame her for my own stupidity.

I don't know...there was the dream about Hecatia using me to send a message to rich people, except it backfired, making her go "Ah." and leave off somewhere to do something about it, while I had to git gud at Twinaxes. Strive or Stagnate, Do or Dont.

A dream saying we're in a false timeline that Hecatia is projecting as icecream, pictures of herself enjoying icecream appearing on a blackboard behind her, so I pointed at someone in class, probably the brony cockroach, saying with Yukari's turn of phrase "Ha! To me, you are just an icecream"

A dream where I got washed away in a river, desperately clinging to a 3x300 score powerup, but losing it, then somehow coming to a 4x4000 purple Hecatia score powerup, thinking that's way better, but I get washed away down a cliff, as I hear the bronyroach laugh, but I manage to jump in the air like Yoshi very hard back onto land.

So, maybe everything that goes wrong for me I can just blame on Hecatia. My dreams seemingly make it apparent. Like one literally said she's behind my life's misfortunes. I have seen an /x/ post saying "Hecate has three faces, one's book smart, the other leads through the dark, and the last will stab you in the back."

At Irithyll where the deacons are. There's absolute chaos, a ton of people fighting, there a slave giant going berserk, I'm using parting flame glitch sprint while another guy chases me doing the same thing, then do it again but he's using it to cast Black Flame which interrupts me, then I desperately roll away from a shit ton of projectiles, lagging like absolute hell, Soul Dregs homing after me, I roll behind a lamp and heal, then do it again, rolling away behind another lamp and heal, then finally die, as two players wearing Karla's filthy smelly witch outfit, throw dung pies where I died. I clip it, thinking that was fucking astounding, while my brother wanted me to delete the clip.

There was a fourth season of Family Guy being made, glowniggers talking about writing it to curse me. I had watched a few episodes, turning to a person I used to chat with, Kitsune, saying "Maybe it'll get better". I look through the icons of the rest of the season, they all look shitty as fuck, I just say "Yeah nevermind, fuck watching that." He says "I expected better." I say "What, of me?" He says "No, them. They're just leeching off you."

I had bought and was wearing an orange beanie.

In a classroom, some old friend of mine sits at a desk behind me next to another old friend of mine, like they were spiting me, though I didn't really care. A blonde girl, probably Yukari, wearing thigh high orange boots, sits a couple of desks to my left, to the right of another girl, while I thought I'll move to the seat next to her.

Saw on Pixiv a Touhou character who was a fusion of Yuuka and Yukari, a tag like 紫風見 幽紫 for her, Yukazami Yuukari, she had purple hair, probably some kind of orange colour to her.

In an outdoors place gathered with others. Some probably glownigger organiser sets up conveyor belt elevators that lead the people up to their tops while brainwashing them. I just pretended I was brainwashed, then walked back down and got into a car with the organiser. He was in the passenger seat, there was a green crystal that had a gondola Demiurge in it, though it had a crack. He said Gnostics killed the Demiurge, I was ignoring him while trying to grab it, but he was in my way.

In an outdoors place gathered with others. Some probably glownigger organiser sets up conveyor belt elevators that lead the people up to their tops while brainwashing them, I said "it's just like Cyberpunk 2077" I just pretended I was brainwashed, then walked back down and got into a car with the organiser. He was in the passenger seat, there was a green crystal that had a gondola Demiurge in it, though it had a crack. He said Gnostics killed the Demiurge, I was ignoring him while trying to grab it, but he was in my way.

I was doing sit-ups near a staircase, while praying to Zeus for ab gains.

Outside a classroom. There's a bunch of people around. I see Kaguya go up to Reimu like she'll give her a hug, but fakes her out and smugly hugs herself.
I see an image, with many whale skeletons on the right, facing left, saying "You'll end up like us, you'll see!" While Patchouli was on the left, looking tempted but slowly uttering, in purple vertical text
ア
マ
テ
ラ
ス
Then I thought she or rather, I was going to say
タ
ス
ケ
テ
But I think I said
ス
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As for the whales, like Altaar being a blue whale, I think it just means spamming shitposts on this board for that sweet Reddit gold, or Astral influence, as it were. Skeletal whales, like the cockroach molts, and the dormant Pus of Mans, old shitpost spam hanging around this board.

Sitting across from guys. I thought of how Only God Can Judge Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zykN1Vfcajs always me think of Twilight ORPG because I used to listen to it while playing it. I acted like a Dark ArchTemplar, miming slashing at the people across from me. I thought of how people didn't want to end up becoming a Dark ArchTemplar. I see Yukari standing over to my left, I was trying to close videogame menus I had open so I can see her PSN ID and add her.

I saw Yukari made a post on /a/ saying "Dear husband...(something something) Kuchinuke"(sic)
Either one I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdVQjqi3aDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Xa2-hpz0s

In a building underground. There's someone who I thought was Light Yagami, because he had brown hair, but he was actually a detective who was killed by him. He tried pressing a button which would cause this place to self-destruct but me and Yukari stopped him. We're at the doorway of a house above ground, he's talking about hanging on as a ghost and not wanting to disappear, I say just disappear, go to your sleep, you'll dream nice dreams, far better than lingering as a ghost. Then he disappears.

I see a Yukari with white poofy hair, like that "fair lady" Yukari I guess, go into a KFC. I follow her. Inside, she had hidden behind a bench, while I ordered 3 pieces Original Recipe. She said that's $7.90. The receipt prints before I pay, over to the top of the eftpos machine, while the worker lays a piece of greasy chicken on top. I try to swipe my keycard but it doesn't work, the worker asks why, I say it's got all this stuff covering it. I take off another card that was covering my keycard and swipe over the chicken, this time it makes it through the chicken and the receipt to the machine. I'm not sure if I'll keep the greasy receipt but Yukari comes over and takes it, as I think "I love my business wife."

Talking with Yukari sticking half-way out of a gap. We need to go somewhere, but she says hold on, I need to use the toilet. She just remains in front of me, so I ask "What, you're using it right now?" She says "Yeah." There's a guy who says to her "You're just archsilly and hot" and she says "Yeah."

Warcraft 3 gameplay, but the place looks kind of like the place outside Moon View Tower from Sekiro. There's a couple of heroes leading a wave of creeps towards the tower, there's a Blademaster defending, I figure he's me because he's just defending all by himself. I use an ultimate like Juggernaut's Omnislash on the weaker of the two heroes, killing him. The other enemy hero was also a Blademaster, he split into Mirror Images, I did so too before I Windwalked away, then noticed one of them had auras so I attacked him, nearly killing him with a Critical strike.

In a shop. I ask if they have a specific brand of cat food, he says they do. I get asked about the size of my cat, I'm about to say it's large but say it's medium. A blonde girl, Yukari, is with me, maybe says she wonders why I underestimate the size of my cat, as she pulls her pants down and lays on the floor with her ass sticking up at me, there was a couple of blemishes on it.

I'm inside a train, though I'm looking out over the roof somehow. I see the exhaust blow out black smoke, then there's a lot of water pushed out of it seemingly to balance it out, as I figure it's a steam train. The train goes fast as hell, launching off the rails when it comes to a slope, crashing back down on it. I see towards the other side of a lake, a long procession of many Yukaris. I ditch the train and go over to one of them, wearing black with a black fan that had a black crane on it. When I get close she jumps, holding the crane fan over her head, flying away over the lake. I take my left hand in the right hand of another Yukari, then we flap our free arms and chase after her. The black Yukari had settled on top of a lamp post, she had turned her crane fan into a cake and was eating it, but when we got close she abandoned the post, leaving the cake behind. Me and the other Yukari take her place on top, while I start eating her cake, the crane's head coming to life and trying to peck me a little. While the other Yukari lurks around like she wants her crane or post back. I thought it's so shit that I've fucked up so much in this timeline Yukaris hide or run from me, I want to hurry up and go to the true timeline where they all chase after and glomp me.

I go over to a computer, then I'm up in the clouds. There's my "baby brother", I think Great One Mergo, floating nearby. Mr. Burns hurries several glowniggers, telling them to quickly make a wish to him. I laugh "As if he'd grant a wish to you pieces of shit." I take the baby, then wish to go back in time, though he sends me further back than necessary, and I recall that he's done this before.

In a backyard, unwrapping a box of colourful syringe needles, accidently stabbing myself with several of them, someone helps me pull them out. I'm arranging them in a box, trying to fit them in their places, when a teacher brings a hose over and floods the box, complaining about many of them being loose, while I say I hadn't finished arranging them yet. Then I'm in a completely different place, walking with a couple of lesbians who were acting as my parents. They see my pencil case, which has the needles in it, and the name "Benjamin Sekiro Jeremiah" on it, they make fun of "Sekiro" like they think it's a girl's name for some reason. I remark on one of them having broad shoulders, we leave the building, she's taking off her jacket and patting her shoulders like she's wondering how to make them more girlish. We go over to a cliff, there's a class going off to the right, ahead is a very massive lake of Imulsion, and a gigantic lambent creature, like a tall elephant turtle with an island on its back, wandering around it. [-Checks wiki- "The Lambent, or 'glowies' as the Serans would later come to call them," kek.]

I was JP from Redline. Someone, probably the roach, insulted me. In response I got in my car, went over to a fuel station, checking the different sides, there was expensive fuel for 35c+, on the left was 21c fuel, on the right was 20c fuel, I start fueling my car with the 20c fuel "supercheap auto", until my tank was over half full, then speed off at full speed, but my car does a 180 flip when it goes over a ramp, crashing upside down, then I drive some more somehow, flipping and crashing again, with sound like shattering glass, not from my windows but my car was so fragile it just made that sound. Then I'm parked outside a mechanic. Yukari says she'll summon that roach to see this, she pulls up a nearby huge dashboard, shining a light inside over a man-sized rat among a bunch of cables, he cowered and chattered his teeth from the light, until she shut it off, then he peers out at my wrecked car, over at the other end of a bunch of stairs.

Had Yukari's location on my GPS, I was driving to see her but she moved off to a car dealer. I thought about how I'm "Yukari's stalker", and also wanted to ask what's wrong with my car. Assuming it means this thread, probably just too much cursed dreams and mentions of bitchtan the shitbrony who people probably cannot believe is behind at least half of the fake and gay puke Touhou OPs on this board.

Like, a bunch of cursed shit, with just one meager bone being thrown my way, but I don't even remember what it was. Yukari's coming for me, maybe, I guess. Vaguely think it might've been Dir en grey related.

Saw a picture posted in this thread, like the OP image, it was divided in half, with a red dragon on one side and a blue dragon on the other.

And then Spongebob and Patrick went jellyfishing and the dreams ended forever.

The end

The dreams end once I get Yukari in my arms, fuck jellyfishing.

Help. Protect. Thank you very much.

she’s right

Nigga, what?

>>40709446
I say this

medsies

finally a non vtuber thread

>>40700763 >>40700782 >>40700791 >>40700807 >>40700833 >>40701125 >>40701258 >>40701301 >>40701412 >>40701592 >>40701637 >>40701814 >>40701886 >>40702005 >>40702109 >>40702401 >>40706590 >>40706615 >>40707511 >>40707553 >>40709446 >>40709469 >>40709479 >>40711386 >>40711836
nigga YES!

So where was this thread linked anyway? Link it around some more.

Walking around a shopping center carpark with Yukari, I checked the 4chanX thread watcher, seeing a thread I made with Orin as OP called Beast 666 Wedding or something, but we were having trouble finding the store that represented it. I was quite anxious to do so, worried about getting it done before a glownigger makes a thread with a bunch of shitty writing forcing love down Yukari's throat. Yukari points out a nearby store with Flandre in a wedding dress on the front, so we go in there. A guy tells me I should pick 10 cards. He then leads us into a room with a bunch of seats set up before a little theatre. He shows Yukari her seat, then she leaves the room to prepare for the wedding. He shows me my seat, it was just in front of hers. He shows me a picture I was drawing, a little bit of sketch made for Flandre's head on the left side, I figured Yukari goes on the right. He says after I'm done I can invite people. He tells me to make the thread in 10 minutes.
>>40712806

I was told I would a need a brightly shining sapphire to beat the glownigs, whatever that means.

>>40712865
>>>/bant/15833022
you should start posting here instead, there's a lot of retards similar to you here who constantly necrobump their own threads till they hit the limit :D

It's not easy being a genius.

>>40713669
Nigga, what the fuck are talking about?

less makey threads
more takey meds

I have a question though

>>40721956
I'll be taking these two. In exchange, may God curse and destroy you.
>>40722087
Overruled, my super psychic brain tells me your question is almost certainly a stupid one.

I'd gone back in time. In my room, my brother was at the other side playing Dark Souls 3 or maybe Warcraft 3. He was playing as a Dark ArchTemplar, flying around, before landing near enemies and using its ultimate, a skill like a Rain of Chaos that generated infernal rockslides that homed upon enemies. I mentioned ganking in Irithyll, then saw a ranking with his name below mine, and another guy's name below his, "Tian" and that in this timeline, instead of Naster, that guy would maybe screw me over in becoming King of Irithyll.

Walking along Beach Street, come to a pizza shop with another guy, mention getting a pizza but he says the sauce sucks, and I just think I don't even like pizzas anyway, Australian cheese is homogenised/pasteurised shit. Outside, I see a $10 on the ground so I think I'm lucky, but when I pick it up it's like a document I have to fill out for a discount on my rent, though the other guy says that's still good.

Saw Yukari, going into the middle of a clearing that had an archway bridge over it, setting up a chair there and sitting.

I saw someone had made a /jp/ OP taking advantage of the fact that I've already had dozens of dreams spelling out that /jp/ has been astrally supercharged and you should just make a Law of Attraction spell OP to try and materialise what you want. It had a Hecatia OP image, and a long spell mentioning "Hecatiuuuua" several times, telling her to materialise money for him, and something about her biting with sharp teeth. Someone called him edgy.

Heading over to a castletown that had a lava moat. A professor crosses the drawbridge before me but falls into the lava, burning for a bit but activating a suit that covered him, some water being sprayed inside to cool him off. I started crossing but ended up dangling from the bridge's edge for a while, calling to the other professor for help, he does something then I turn into Professor Farnsworth, I use two bottles of ketchup, squeezing them and spraying a couple of images of Earth onto the ground where I came from, then making the images revolve backwards to send myself back in time.

In my backyard. I had a weird sword, like an multipurpose umbrella. Apparently it was Stormruler. I held it above my head like Lorian charging up his holy wave slash, and whirlwinds gathered, with dozens of bread loaves revolving around me, then I brought the sword down and it actually sliced apart the air. Someone said "It really is Stormruler!" I tried out a function added by the dwarven manufacturer, pulling a little lever on the handle that moved a little scoop towards the end of the sword, but it wasn't made right and didn't work well. I pass by a guy who has a ton of mushrooms, but they're gross and gooey, he shows me a book of mushrooms, there's a type of big white mushroom he came across that's a great ingredient for curry.

In a long passageway like Darkmoon Tomb, fighting with a guy, probably Altaar. We're both using Dragonslayer Spear, spamming the weaponart. I landed it on him several times more than he did me, though it did little damage, since we were both charging and sweeping like Champion's Charge, instead of a deep thrust that would bring down a lightning bolt. He ran off after a while, I chased through the level. He used a Giant's Seed to make enemies attack me, but later the enemies all did it of their own accord, many archers firing at me. I hid around bookcases, crouching, but noticed I'd already regained all my health. I got up on top of the bookcases and made it to a bonfire. There was a bunch of stuff about Gwyndolin being a tranny, probably because of the Gwyndolin tranny spam in /dsg/.

With a little audience in front of a screen. One of them asks about "the cube" and me and another person say, "Go-Qualia's Requiem?" as it starts playing on the screen. There's a redhead Yukari who wants to turn off the lights, I'm going around trying to find a switch, though we only find one that floods the room with white smoke. She wants to find a green tree frog. I'm acting really jealous over her and also trying too hard to help her. I see Reimu, don't remember the interaction. We're gathered over at a garden someplace else, I find a green tree frog, maybe showing it to Yukari, before letting it go. I thought about how I'm the "Alpha Female Dinosaur" and that it's because I have Lilith in Leo.

In a bathroom, washing off a scythe-shaped toilet brush several times, before using it to comb tangles out of my hair. I hear some Japanese about four things "カレー, アイス ," and two outdoors activities I don't remember. I thought curry, icecream and the outdoor activities were nice things. It's the end of a Family Guy episode, I see outside my bathroom a special credit going out to some white haired old bag for doing voicework, the woman appearing on screen. I slam the door shut because I'm naked, then go take a shower since I didn't trust the toilet brush even after washing it a bunch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRnPayucdTs

In the Farnsworth dream I went back in time to before I posted that wedding thread, which was associated with colour blue.

I remember my 2hu schizo episodes very fondly, life becomes magical when you have Gensokyo girls in your head

>>40726519
Just stick to "take yours meds", roach, either way anyone with at least half a brain knows magic truly exists if they're reading my archdreams, and the retarded rest will dismiss it and stick to the sweet oblivion of blue pills.

>>40721956
Too old and fat

>>40728415
Old, with a fat ass, just my type.

>>40737726
Quite based actually

...

>>40747364
cute

I'd gone back in time. In my room, my brother was at the other side playing Dark Souls 3 or maybe Warcraft 3. He was playing as a Dark ArchTemplar, flying around, before landing near enemies and using its ultimate, a skill like a Rain of Chaos that generated infernal rockslides that homed upon enemies. I mentioned ganking in Irithyll, then saw a ranking with his name below mine, and another guy's name below his, "Tian" and that in this timeline, instead of Naster, that guy would maybe screw me over in becoming King of Irithyll.

Walking along Beach Street, come to a pizza shop with another guy, mention getting a pizza but he says the sauce sucks, and I just think I don't even like pizzas anyway, Australian cheese is homogenised/pasteurised shit. Outside, I see a $10 on the ground so I think I'm lucky, but when I pick it up it's like a document I have to fill out for a discount on my rent, though the other guy says that's still good.

Saw Yukari, going into the middle of a clearing that had an archway bridge over it, setting up a chair there and sitting.

I saw someone had made a /jp/ OP taking advantage of the fact that I've already had dozens of dreams spelling out that /jp/ has been astrally supercharged and you should just make a Law of Attraction spell OP to try and materialise what you want. It had a Hecatia OP image, and a long spell mentioning "Hecatiuuuua" several times, telling her to materialise money for him, and something about her biting with sharp teeth. Someone called him edgy.

Heading over to a castletown that had a lava moat. A professor crosses the drawbridge before me but falls into the lava, burning for a bit but activating a suit that covered him, some water being sprayed inside to cool him off. I started crossing but ended up dangling from the bridge's edge for a while, calling to the other professor for help, he does something then I turn into Professor Farnsworth, I use two bottles of ketchup, squeezing them and spraying a couple of images of Earth onto the ground where I came from, then making the images revolve backwards to send myself back in time.

In my backyard. I had a weird sword, like an multipurpose umbrella. Apparently it was Stormruler. I held it above my head like Lorian charging up his holy wave slash, and whirlwinds gathered, with dozens of bread loaves revolving around me, then I brought the sword down and it actually sliced apart the air. Someone said "It really is Stormruler!" I tried out a function added by the dwarven manufacturer, pulling a little lever on the handle that moved a little scoop towards the end of the sword, but it wasn't made right and didn't work well. I pass by a guy who has a ton of mushrooms, but they're gross and gooey, he shows me a book of mushrooms, there's a type of big white mushroom he came across that's a great ingredient for curry.

In a long passageway like Darkmoon Tomb, fighting with a guy, probably Altaar. We're both using Dragonslayer Spear, spamming the weaponart. I landed it on him several times more than he did me, though it did little damage, since we were both charging and sweeping like Champion's Charge, instead of a deep thrust that would bring down a lightning bolt. He ran off after a while, I chased through the level. He used a Giant's Seed to make enemies attack me, but later the enemies all did it of their own accord, many archers firing at me. I hid around bookcases, crouching, but noticed I'd already regained all my health. I got up on top of the bookcases and made it to a bonfire. There was a bunch of stuff about Gwyndolin being a tranny, probably because of the Gwyndolin tranny spam in /dsg/.

With a little audience in front of a screen. One of them asks about "the cube" and me and another person say, "Go-Qualia's Requiem?" as it starts playing on the screen. There's a redhead Yukari who wants to turn off the lights, I'm going around trying to find a switch, though we only find one that floods the room with white smoke. She wants to find a green tree frog. I'm acting really jealous over her and also trying too hard to help her. I see Reimu, don't remember the interaction. We're gathered over at a garden someplace else, I find a green tree frog, maybe showing it to Yukari, before letting it go. I thought about how I'm the "Alpha Female Dinosaur" and that it's because I have Lilith in Leo.

In a bathroom, washing off a scythe-shaped toilet brush several times, before using it to comb tangles out of my hair. I hear some Japanese about four things "カレー, アイス ," and two outdoors activities I don't remember. I thought curry, icecream and the outdoor activities were nice things. It's the end of a Family Guy episode, I see outside my bathroom a special credit going out to some white haired old bag for doing voicework, the woman appearing on screen. I slam the door shut because I'm naked, then go take a shower since I didn't trust the toilet brush even after washing it a bunch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRnPayucdTs

Wonder why that got deleted.

Altaar brony saying to me that he's doing all his shit to summon some entity, whose name I didn't bother to remember, and that "we're both curse."
I was on a bed on top of my Yukari fumo humping it furiously, basically bouncing my hips off of it. Each thrust was a post. Something said you should talk like a black guy does with his girls. I was calling her a sexy babe, then called her Yacoomo, laughing, thinking that she is a coomer, though so am I, so I made sure to type Yukari after it to specify her. I forgot what I was saying before, starting calling her a sexy girl, thinking she'd like the youthful sound, then remembered sexy babe, that's even more youthful. I remembered I should write something, I just thought of some simple short thing like "Brush aside your spitcurl and kiss your forehead" then thought I should clarify I meant her forehead lock.
I wondered if I demonstrated how to hump a Touhou character with a thread more people would make their own threads instead of letting the brony post 20 of them.
I heard my dad shouting because he had misplaced something, which was extremely annoying, I spat at the wall in his direction, though my blanket was pushed up against it so I accidentally spat on that, also thought about how spitting venomously leaves behind a negative impression. I kept trying to turn up my headphones sound but it wasn't really changing(it was what I was listening to while asleep).
I leave my fumo behind and go out into the lounge. I laughed about how psychic my dreams are, seeing a guy had spent a lot of time drawing a picture but I'd made a dream predicting it, I saw him thinking about picking it apart and posting it in pieces, I thought they'd still know it's him. I figured glows writing about Yukari.
My dad found whatever it was. He joked about George Costanza going back in time just because he dropped his phone, making me laugh. He leaves. I go back to my room and my doll is gone, I shout, sounding like my dad, "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING DOLL?"


In my kitchen. There's a blonde girl called Cheat. Someone says "She only loves the retard in third place." First and second thought they were fucking her, but she would just hold them in a blue stasis crystal while they tried licking around themselves. She made some delicious honey baked pastry, I asked for some, she started preparing it, pouring loads more honey all over it, I thought that looks WAY too sweet. Then I saw an image of a horde of "formerly female zombies". thinking of all of the Touhou images on this board posted by glowniggers.

Watching Family Guy. Cleveland did some insignificant thing, then all the wives clapped, saying how manly that was. Peter groaned since he'd been exhausting himself with work without any recognition, one of the wives points out a nearby deep fried dog testicle joking maybe if he eats that they might think he's manly. It cuts away to Meg, and I don't even want to know what the glowniggers are writing with her, pressing the TV guide. There's a couple of normalfag women on the couch beside me, they start looking at their phones after a few seconds of me going through TV guide, then just leave. I put on a movie. In a cruise ship, a guy enters an empty hold room, staying in there for a while, before an old witch, super bent over like a Bloodborne witch, comes in. She says "What were you thinking coming in here?" He says "Yeah. I didn't know all of this would happen." She turns him into a desiccated corpse, binds him to a giant anchor, calling him Lord Anchor, then opens a crack in the floor which starts flooding the room.

I go over to my laptop. There's a Lovecraft Tarot card in the top right corner of my browser. Rolling a Lovecraft Tarot card on Facade.com and getting Hounds of Tindalos(Wheel of Fortune), though it's unique among the cards in that it's really huge. I get sucked into the image, seeing Hecate, like the picture but wearing goat skulls, in the "top right" of the image. There's a large wooden boat in the center, with a large desiccated corpse under it. I say "Hey, it's Lord Anchor!" I thought you don't know if Wheel of Fortune is good or bad without cards around it, so I want to pick another somehow, but instead I see someone go up to the water, where crates had spilled from the boat, reach in and pick up a ladle, walking away with that, as I thought that's the fortune, wondering what someone might pick next. I notice a Fishing Hamlet-like town in the distance to the right, backing up so I can get a better view past the boat, when I get knocked to the ground by a spell. The witch was behind me, saying "That's as close as you get!" I said "What do I call you?" She says "You can just call me that." as a RPG name choosing screen comes up, but it fills itself in "Chookani" Then I'm in the center of the image before the boat, as I start seeing some cursed contract popping up, saying "Surrender your crown chakra..." as I saw a skeletal dog. There was more writing but I was already spooked from that, moving myself awake.

I go into my dad's shed, wondering at how it was usually completely filled with parts but now it seemed everything had been sold. I looked for a certain part I needed, finding it in a side room, then left for a bit, came back and it was gone. I went up to him, he had a young cat with him called Jock, I picked it up and took it away. I went on a train ride for a while, arriving at a school. Going by the drinking taps, I try to put on Twilight Tea Room https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlf_xHB_kgI but some asshole puts a shitty song over it. In a nearby building, it's announced that an anthrax nuke is about to drop nearby, the other people just accept it, I run outside which makes them think I'm crazy. Outside, I start flying away as fast as I can, eventually turning back to see the nuke drop, I put my arms in front of me like Superman to try and go faster, occasionally checking on the smoke cloud that was gradually closing the distance. One time I checked I couldn't turn around properly, I was still flying forwards but maybe I little slowly, while facing the wrong way. The cloud seemed to have mostly dissipated as I passes me, I cough a little and try not to breathe deeply. I'm flying over greenery and through a sparse forest, eventually stopping as I'm sure I'm clear, and there's a greeny cliff ahead of me. I look up at it and I see something like an RPG map, with "CHRISTDIE" as a location on that cliff. Tewi is nearby, and there's three black figures following a while behind her. After a bit she grabs me up, then calls out "Body bag!" as she tosses me up towards the cliff, and I see at least one of those black figures is a shadowy Tewi with a Murky Hand Scythe.

In the same place again, before I had been tossed. I blow a kiss at Tewi wanting her to help. A screen prompt that wants me to type something comes up, I type "geaman" thinking it's similar to goetia(maybe I confused it with gematria), then Tewi tosses me up the cliff, this time I grab onto pumpkins that were growing up it, climbing them to the top, where there's an archway leading into another area, but I can't move from the spot, and looking back there's a white glowing jellyfish headed my way, feeling like it's death. I stop trying to actually move and just stare at the archway, willing myself to go through, and manage to escape. On the other side, also all green, I look down the cliff see a giant dark teal wolf with a big mushroom head. https://files.catbox.moe/1jo1lj.png

In a classroom. Redhead Yukari asks what creature she's associated with. I remembered back in school the redhead girl she appears as once danced around, lazily drifting and spinning about, while we were lined up for phys ed, and I actually awkwardly joined in a little distance from her, while everyone else probably definitely noticed. I thought I knew the answer, butterfly, but when I tried to say it aloud, I said "Goblin", then heard an awful noise in my head, until I figured a guy sitting to my left, acting natural, was behind it, punching him and throwing his school hat away, making him leave. Then I said "Butterfly" and Yukari assured me "I heard that noise too."

In a school. Me and another guy stored a couple water bottles under a desk. I went into another room for a bit, then invading assholes came in. I noticed them poisoning the water supply, so I thought "lucky I stored some" as I went for a drink. One invader comes after me when I try to leave, very cocky about having a big taser, but the other guy came behind him and smacked his head, and he was sad when we stole his taser. I ran off alone for a while, hiding in a little crevice corner, as robot dogs appeared nearby, with big sawtooth metal teeth. One to my right seemed aggressive, while one to my left seemed passive, so I pointed the left one at the right one saying "Bad dog, bad dog!" trying to convince it to defend me, but they both didn't do anything.

I'm in a bed with people around me. I'm looking through this thread, but seeing the most insane cursed images of Umineko characters ever. Evil smiles, bodies stretched all over like noodles, black fog scattered around. I pass by an image of Bernkastel saying "YOU ____ED THE TEST!" I think I remember Furfur and Zepar, I wonder when I'll get to the posts I actually made, eventually coming to cursed pictures of Battler and Beatrice, scrolling through many pictures of them for a while. I was acting extremely excited by all of this. I started scrolling back to see whether Bern said PASS or FAIL but my mother, probably Yukari, pulled the laptop away from me a bit, which made the cursed images fade away. I said "Hey, I didn't get to check!" She just leaves, then comes back, saying "I'm sorry I lost your immortal soul." as she hands me a cool teddy bear, six legged, which I thought was associated with hakutaku in the dream, as I saw it had All-seeing Eye of God behind its last pair of legs on each side. I said "It's ok, as long as you keep God's Eye with you it makes up for losing your immortal soul." I'm sorry I can't make it look as cursed as it was.

I enter a courtyard surrounded by tall brick walls, people gathered over the railing above. I go on top of a bed in the bottom left corner relative to where I entered. A shitty little kid, probably the brony, comes over and gets on top with me, so I push him down and sit on top of him. Yukari is above. She lifts her skirt and pisses down on me, singing "Palm trees and antiquity! Cool-aid and strychnine!", another line, then repeats the first. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePrcPpun7ZM I catch some in my mouth, it's really hot and really salty, so much so I back up a bit, to recover. The little shit springs up and catches a lick, so I quickly grab him and smash his head against the brick wall as hard as could, then tossed his limp ass off the bed, thinking "Was it worth it?" I don't care about the saltiness anymore, lapping it all up, as I hear Yukari say "I'm gonna set this town on fire!"

Playing a Wc3 TD. Before the waves start I go teleport to a small in-between area. Every few seconds a treasure chest item would appear, so I was sticking around pretty late picking up more chests instead of preparing my defense. I check an item I picked up, "Taunt" which gives me $1000 if I post a taunt. I check my gold and see I have $86k. I go out and quickly make an Abomination tower, using all my gold, just before a chokepoint before the creep's goal, barely making it in time for it to wipe out a bunch of white wolves that were coming through, the Abom had huge damage, low range but massive splash. Just one wolf managed to leak through. I thought I could really use a maze of towers around it, when an ally(?) who doesn't trust me sends three blue tanks past the choke.

Someone asked how you can defend. "First you gather your fear, then your courage, then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0720R9tVHRQ "

I was Kyo in the cockpit of a spaceshuttle. I said to my control panel "Remind me never to get into a war with the Toy Army again." I gave a salute, then dropped through a dark chute lit only by a flashing red alarm beacon, straight into space, I looked away because it was too scary, but then rewinded and watched again. The shuttle was spinning, I saw out the window a spacestation exploding apart, looked for what happened to me after I fell out but didn't see. I saw a white spacejet, which was a model I'd created, fly up beside a few schoolmates in another spaceship. The jet had covers on its cockpit windows which smugly waggled up and down like eyebrows, as one schoolmate(hello Jacob) who I guess is a retard archdreamer like me since another dream said he "also dreams about everyone he's ever met and everything he's ever seen" , is annoyed and says it's a bad model, while the schoolmate(hello CJ) piloting the ship, one who seems like a properly intelligent archdreamer, once having chased me to Yuyuko's house after saying "you're right, dreams are the true reality" and somehow remembering we had argued over whether Ludo-Rathowm is a white whale or a white dragon in a dream before, said "actually it's very well made."

I cross a long thin railless wooden bridge half-submerged in a swamp, then later crossed back, quite afraid of crocodiles that were approaching me, but a woman throws fish meat for them. Then we're climbing a steep slope together afterwards, she gets up first because she had put rocks in her shoes which helped her climb somehow.

I was looking on Pixiv at Yukari futanari art, thinking it's so hot. I see a static Yukari in the room beside me, with a dick poking out of a gap beside her, as a glowie comes over calling it a baby dick, even though the size was normal.

On a dirtroad walking towards home. I'm looking through a online shopping menu, seeing a really cool raincoat that was orange with goldfish patterns and a yellow hood. I thought maybe it was girly but saw it came in mens sizes so I ordered it, a little over $100.

At Irithyll. There was someone glitched into the wall. There was an invader humoring the faggot but me and another Aldrich Faithful meido stood a ways off. He casted Warmth so I casted one too. He started slashing at the Warmths with Frayed Blade while I was casting a chaos spell that looked like Sauron's eye, which created cool chaos particle effects when it was slashed up with the Frayed Blade.

At Irithyll, where the two Silver Knights are before Darkmoon Tomb. I'm using Dragonslayer Greataxe to kill red skinned players with Helm of Thorns, like Fel Orcs. A red skinned guy in Master's attire and Helm of Thorns helps me out. We go into the circular tomb entrance, I crushed several players recklessly charging at me with Falling Bolt, thinking they're just stupid thrall players, then we head off towards the rotary elevator. As we cross towards it I want to show my thanks to my helper with a gesture, looking for a Silent Resolve but missing it, then using My Thanks!, before we go up to Anor Londo.

In a lounge. Something told me I should cut my hair off with a knife while watching Lotus, probably a penance, during the part with the red and blue figures swimming around, I was worried about getting it done soon.

Walking outside a shed. I had tossed a black thing on the ground. Crows would come and pick the black stuff off of it, so I replaced it somewhere they wouldn't get at it. I ran out onto a paddock, where there was a shit ton of little birds that all flew into the sky making a great noise, as a couple of neighbour kids shouted at me annoyed. They came over and followed me around, being annoying, so I called one of them a bitch, wondering if that'd get me in trouble, but they didn't seem like they'd tell on me, just laughed.

Playing a game where balls would drop down a maze and we should crush them. There was Aya, who had an easy time doing it just by crushing them under her geta with tengu strength. There was Sakuya, who had froze time and broke several of them with knives. Afterwards she comes up to me showing that they're blunted, I point out a nearby static image of Sakuya with knives, which was an imprint of myself I had left behind, telling her to take those.

I had my hair cut and tied up like Aki Hayakawa's. I was leading an army in a charge, but another army appeared in front of us, its leader standing in front, holding his hand up, saying "Halt! Admirable. But the #1 post(Morgan) says first you need a cooler avatar." and says something about me slouching forwards.

I had demonstrated how to hump a character. I mean, I had a go at it. >>40755070 Just had the information from the dream from before to work with.

Outdoors. I have a skateboard. I ask someone about where the king is so I can show off a trick to him, he points out he's right behind me, walking up a slope.

In a barren field. I'm fighting someone using a skateboard. We fly up into the air, I generated several energy slashes with cool tricks, then sent two of them at once with a large X slash, thinking that would be deadly, but he bursts into flames like a Ds3 boss's second phase Ember, charging at me pissed off, saying "You're only famous because of a celebrity scandal!"

In a backyard. With my skateboard, standing on a fence. Someone talks shit about me not being that good, but since I stay on top of the fence I had a really high value. I saw ~$100k

Near the elevator that leads to Dragonslayer Armour. I creep up on a Lothric Knight with a Monster Hunter Hunting Horn, it notices me in time to block, as I slam it three times, unable to break its guard, then retreat towards the elevator, the sound from the horn having attracted a couple more knights. The elevator had a ladder on its side, the knights climbed up after me, but they were easy to knock off the ladder with the horn. At the top, there's dog enemies clinging around the sides of the elevator shaft, attacking with hooks on chains. Maybe I attack them, until some guy, probably Altaar, shows up. I leave with him, a dog, probably the royal cuck, follows him, while a couple follow me. I stab my dogs to death with a pencil, then throw them over a ledge. Then walking towards Dragonslayer Armour, it's brought up that it wasn't necessary to kill the dogs, then a ton of niconico scrolling text, outraged at me, flashed past, calling me the Tranny Dog Slayer, but I didn't mind since it sounded like I slay tranny dogs. Outside the boss, a platoon of Germans with a fetish for training really hard march out, completely outnumbered us. Their female leader looks and says "Just come in with your two most powerful." as the rest of her army left except one guy, who I wanted a rematch with. I'm most powerful, followed by Altaar, his dog walks off. We enter the Dragonslayer Armour boss room, I fight the guy with a Prince of Persia armblade on the my left arm, using it like a third leg as I ran around wildly, I saw Altaar fighting the leader girl, he turned into Mokou then they get into a silly cartoon facing-away-slap-fight, though she was clearly toying with him. We both lost badly. We say "Damn, we trained for this, you guys train way too hard." The leader admits "Ha, you did train hard" but then just calls us trash.

Took a schoolbus somewhere. Outside, a faggot touches my ass, while some nearby faggot laughs, so I grab him and push him into the assgrabber, making him get his ass groped hard. Then I laugh about me being the Tranny Dog Slayer, thinking it also applies to gays.

I saw three images, representing my brothers and I. First was my oldest brother, the Redpill. He was in a backyard, shouting at his neighbour about the Jews, then calling him a cuck when he didn't care. My other older brother says someone should reign him in, I say "Eh, I don't think he's Based, nor Cringe, not -somethingelse-" he says "But that neighbour had kids, they're easily influenced" I said "As if they'll listen to some crazy guy shouting."
I see my other brother, the Bluepill. He was a fetus in a vortex of water, swirling around and round.
I see myself, the Orangepill. I was swimming in the sea behind three orange jellyfish, looking up inside their bells, as I hear a girl say "Hey! Isn't that perverted!?"

Out on a long thin ledge. I had a Ds3 menu where I could equip either Giant Dragon Arms or Double Dragon Arms, both weighing only 1. I wanted to lure some nearby enemies over so I could toss them off.

Playing a Touhou arcade game. I had a team of Reimu and Aya, dodging bullets while killing enemies, until there's too many bullets on screen and I have a hard time concentrating on dodging while also positioning to shoot, since my bullets didn't seem to home, and die. Then, replaying, I notice they shoot homing bullets if I stand still, directed bullets if I move around. Outside the game, there were ninjas on two sides, who made themselves quite busy showing off to eachother. By playing the game I'd just unlocked "Dragon Hips" upgrade, seeing a girl with a dragontail with some scales growing up around it.

With my sister, she drove a caravan she stole off someone, over a little stack of bricks. She was looking on her phone trying to decide something, while I was thinking about how I'd stolen a rainbow dragon ring from that person, keeping it in a nearby drawer. I sneakily take it out, hearing a very quiet male voice emanating from it, annoyingly giving me advice, kinda like D's left hand. My sister seems to want to go grab where she thought it was, but I show I'd already taken it myself. I reluctantly bring it up, since I thought she might think I'm crazy, "Hey, have you heard a voice from the ring?" She says "Yeah, of course I did. It's fucking annoying." I see the ring, platinum with a hexagonal seal like Bellowing Dragoncrest, but shining iridescent rainbow. https://files.catbox.moe/vi6566.png

Listening to Lotus. My redpill brother, who obviously can't take a song like that seriously, come over towards the end of the song, laughing, in particular the "What is believing?"(Not like I haven't found it cheesy, much more so before I fell into super ultra cursed dream misery) I just replayed the song for him, singing it, though I said "What is Patchouli?"

Again, listening to Lotus. There's the line "What is Patchouli?" and the answer was "A scent that can take you to the moon." I saw Flandre dressed as Lambdadelta, being told that if I believe in Lambdadelta I'll win. She said something about her sister.

I'm Dark ArchTemplar, at the imp2 burning village bossroom. As I headed up from the bottom, seeing the Night Elf Warden(A doppelganger?), my Avatar left me, so I was left as just the Warden too. I was fighting the boss solo, in front of the burning building, thinking Fate's Plasma Zanber Breakers were really useful for stunning the boss and keeping me alive. I'm unable to kill it, it disappears as I see a stat displaying showing how much managed I dealt. I see I have a Chain Heal ability, called something like "Call of the Sorceror", figuring it was because I'm Battler. I went towards top left, helping another guy fight the next boss, keeping us alive with the heal, until it disappears. My Avatar comes over and we fuse back together.
So you know what I'm talking about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaMuSgVAjiQ Fucking The Pretender, I thought about that song recently. Several dreams telling me glowniggers spam shit against me over every board, as I said to someone "They're trying to meme me to death." He said "You should just spam resistance on every board." Well, in the last Primal Gods in Ancient Times thread someone posted a "Fun fact" about the Japanese emperor line getting usurped by bandits and pretenders, who eventually won out. I thought "What, is that a glowie memeing?" Like the shitty bandits and pretenders usurping Touhou on this board. I thought about replying with The Pretender since it reminded me of that.

At a store counter, the clerk lady is talking to the person next to me, talking shit about someone since they've got a higher dimensional database of all the things they've done, I thought I hope she doesn't look at my profile and see me there. I see on a shelf behind her is a piece of Lapis lazuli, I saw one big dull piece worth like 200-300 dollars, and another huge beautiful deep blue formation, wondering why it was only 2-3 dollars, then noticed the "K" There's some other people talking in the store, one mentioning being addicted to ecstasy.

Interacting with a little machine, looking a Japanese youtuber's channel. I had made donations to all his videos, so I was taking them off, except a couple that were about Jojos, I thought I'd leave those. Some coins spat out of the machine, I didn't remember ever putting coins in so I wondered if this was free money.

Inside my unit. Sumireko comes in, saying "So that's why they don't tell you anything, now this is all just boring." I say "What? I still have a chance with Yukari?" She says "What? How bad is it?"(How fucking bad is it!?) I want to get her to tell me what she was told, but another girl comes in interrupting us, unpacking groceries, I'm annoyed with her, she comes up to me, face close to mine, staring into my eyes, before I grab her, going out my backdoor, which was actually on the fourth story of a mall. I went over to a balcony and tossed her off, then ran to a bunch of other people with a cord, getting them all to pull on it, as we manage to stop her fall just before she crashed into a fountain at ground level.

As a DAT. I was fighting impossible bosses, farming levels. Outside the game, a voice mentions how RPGs and your life reflect each other, as I think yeah that's right. Something told me post 40766666 is coming up. Outside the game was also an RPG, a voice mentions having a powerup that would just make everything boring. I check my inventory seeing I've had a violet powerup from the start of the game, thinking it should have a description saying that you shouldn't use it unless you want everything to become boringly easy. I'm running down a highway over the sea towards a town, like one of those that connect the cities in Saint's Row, as a girl and boy chase after me trying to stop me, as I say something about "Finding variety in the city."

That girl I tossed off the balcony was wearing a Boost Juice uniform.
More interestingly, after I was handed the hakutaku teddy, I heard someone say "The hakutaku approaches infinity, but others have a hard time believing what it says."

Beniel, I have enjoyed reading your dreams. Some advice from a wandering magician. Buy a lapis lazuli and a bottle of patchouli oil. Drop some oil on the crystal and your copy of the Necronomicon, on the front and the page with the gate of Nanna. Then put the Necronomicon and the crystal under your pillow or mattress while you sleep. While not in use, keep the crystal on top of the Necronomicon, within the seal on the cover. Then your mistress will bless you with interesting dreams. Please do not disappoint her.

*wipes ass with brony larp*

Some girl shit-talked me because of my pre-corrupted dreams, I don't know why, maybe unfaithfulness to Yukari? She never gave any hint of jealousy back then, she's the one who got me married to Kaguya.

My dad told me to take a bath. I haven't taken a bath in ages...

Driving, I came to a traffic light, I realised I wanted to turn right but was in the left most lane, so I was crossing the lanes while the people behind me were annoyed. I pull into a park outside a building, going over to a couple of girls. One's a nerd, I thought it was hot to know what she was into, she had thick amount of sheets writing about what she's masturbated to, but she snatches it away saying I need to hurry up and make a profile with them since they're going to a con in 6 hours.

I go into a lounge, my dad is sitting at a laptop having a voicecall, his desktop wallpaper is a house party of Touhous with Yukari there, which makes me laugh. I go trying to bring someone to see it, but then he'd finished the call, and the wallpaper was an empty room, so I say "Opp, party's over." The guy I brought over says "What, were you jealous?" I say "No." The lounge has a big text scroll on the wall, one line says "It's easy for the mind to drift into dreams at any time", one of the last lines said "Burn an oil candle with alcohol mixed in and your loli will love it."

Leaving some place, I encounter a girl on the road listening to a Zelda arrange song, had a picture of Saria on it. Might be because that dream saying glowies spam memes on every board had me pick a random board, /diy/, then I scrolled and picked a random thread, and it's one talking about making an anime sex doll, with a Saria doll in the OP, with several people replying, "Who are you, Link?" Not that I think it must be glowies, but it's just what I randomly managed to pick, and I'm Link, and I don't want no fucking Saria when I got Zelda.

I open my backdoor and there's a white cat I had left outside, a bit dirty, mewling, probably hungry. I picked it up and took it inside, thinking I'd give it some food then put it on a big comfy footrest.

I come across the ginger witch. Felt like I was coming across schoolmates who know who I am. I ask him "So, you're a witch?" he smiles and says "I'm the good witch." a bunch of other schoolmates comes packing up with us, then we're trapped in by a tall fence. I look around, there's someone wearing a kigu. I see one girl wearing a wig like Bernkastel/Rika, but a gust blows it away from her, I tried getting her attention for a bit. I look around, seeing another kigufag, thinking I'll just ignore these weirdos, look back to that girl, she finally noticed me, pointing and all the girls around her look, they all go "Heh."

I saw Yukari fighting someone who was over a fence, by taking out her tits and shooting milk. My mom and aunt are next to her, my aunt goes "UOHHHH" at the sight of her tits and milk.

Outside a mansion that was mine. An old lady comes up, she checks a sketchbook I made. She hates my pictures of monsters, she comes to a page with Patchouli in a room full of books, several books stacked on her head, she says "This is smart. Do more of this." She turns the page, it's Patchouli in a room full of other Touhous, also filled with books, she really likes this one "This is very smart."

I go into my room, looking at a Touhou album on bandcamp, the song names are all blue because they're links to the individual song pages, but the last two song name colours were split into red and blue. My blue pill brother comes in with a couple of friends, peevishly asking "What are you doing? What are you doing?" I tried showing him the bandcamp page, though my laptop was covered in several layers of blankets.

I saw Bondred+Yukari in the middle of page. Then there's a faggot playing shitty Mexican music over to the left, then the page is cramped up with faggots playing shitty Mexican music.

Saw a /v/ thread with a Yukari OP, filled with retarded shitposting just like all the shitty Yukari threads since my first dream thread. The OP gets banned, with red text "Ban reason: Bird chasing. Go find another village to pillage." I saw mid-way through the thread troll shitposts "Noooo janny don't give me my third strike!"

Saw the white cat and a black cat outside through glass doors, I opened them inviting them in, though I was distracted because the right side of my headphones was emitting high pressure air.

Lying on a couch snoozing with a pillow on my face. I heard "You should call yourself The Nobody, because who's going to stop you?" I felt an awful pressure over my body, I heard "Lain" in my head, so I prayed to her, which brought relief. I thought about how glownigger Blacktan, under the name Blackbrain, also spammed a bunch of cursed gemstone art of Lain on Pixiv, literally just pixelart of a man in black laughing while he has Lain in torment, and that this is why I had that dream saying Lain needs much more fanart.

>>40780654
My thoughts exactly

Got a call from a glowie threatening me. Went into my bathroom and saw out the window a glowie "Thanos" along with a girl. She told me to save her. I thought "Sure, but I better get a kiss. Wait no, I want my first kiss to be Yukari, she can let me grope her ass instead." Then there was a picture of a woman over the top of the CIA's seal, I was crossing out the background while not crossing out the woman.

I saw /jp/ was spammed with over 10 threads with Kermit the Frog OPs, which made me laugh. I thought it was because Yukari said she wanted to see a frog, then thought they'd messed it up because most of their Kermit OPs were different coloured Kermits, with only a couple green ones like she'd asked for, and I'd already shown her one.

Something about "powder" being expensive/precious/addictive.
I saw DemolitionD made a video, talking about something being messed up, getting people chasing after a powder. I thought I should get Demo to make a video about me.

I see someone replied to me in a thread, but the reply was from a youtube video. A glow saying "We're gonna have your (Redpill brother's name) and the rest of your family working in a sweatshop!" I thought "Oh well, I don't even care about my family, I'd just abandon them if I had to, "Gotta put yourself first", now if they threatened the Yakumo family I'd have a dilemma." I just thought I'd reply "Mmmm, suck my dick harder, bitch!" since the glowniggers are just leeches to me.

I wake up in my room, but the door was left ajar, which I thought I wouldn't do. There's a giant book, maybe bigger than A1, with a picture of a green fantasy land, a blue river running through, at the bottom a gold title "Return to the Shadowlands" It made me think of Rhapsody, because of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeiDiM7GF8s but then I saw in the bottom right corner "Lord of the Rings" My RP brother walks in, he has a normal size version of the book, he asks which one I want, I thought I want the huge one that has awesome illustrations and text I can read from across the room. I say I want the big one, he says "Yeah, that's probably for the best."

Irithyll. Near the Deacon ladder shortcut I saw a Sunlight invader glowing like the sun get killed by host and his phantoms. I was quickly setting up Millwood repeater then rolling over to kill host while the sunbro can still see it, but the host readied his own Millwood glitch and equipped a Obscuring Ring, so I rolled away cautiously, checking to see if I remembered my own Obscuring Ring during my approach.

I was lying up in the clouds, near my unit. I looked over towards the unit and saw there were beautiful white clouds gathered around it, whereas everywhere else it was dark, and wondered why I don't look towards it more often, then it felt like things started flipping over on their side in a bad way.
I was in my unit, looking out my front window at the scenery, wondering why I don't do this more often, thinking it's like before.

In a class with BP brother. He points up above the wall saying there's an orange thing.

In a class, Yukari was saying a kiss with any of the schoolgirls in my dreams that appear as her is the same as kissing her, I say no way I'm kissing any of them instead of an actual you. She gives me some unexpected compliment on how good I'm doing, which makes me laugh and several people around the class laugh. I say "Yeah right, what's next? "You are competent."" I listened, the same people laughed, with several more joining in.

I was comissioning something, a little over $100, had to wait for a cooldown on the machine we were using, the salesguy asked me my full name so I said "Benjamin Shane Jeremiah" Yukari was there, she gave the guy a couple of pointers with using the machine, I said "Ahhh I'm so jealous, I want you to teach me so badly!"

Went into a discord. I saw some really crazy guy had just left, in response some posted a meme, like a Mensis scholar with a weird head full of red eyes, silently watching them go with great reverence. I laughed, then scrolled up and laughed again, when I saw he posted I similar meme when I had left the chat before.

I'm playing a sidescrolling beat-em-up, the background making it look like I'm flying through a blue space very fast. I get up to the final boss, which I had done a few times before but I had trouble beating him. I spammed punches in his face, while taking a fair few in turn, I retreated back as he would charge around the screen, he would also summon a huge version of himself behind me to punch. I wasn't expecting to win. I flew around behind him and punched him in the back of the head, then suddenly won, he turned into a huge version of himself, saying "AHHHHHH WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BODY!?"

tsmt

>>40780654
Are those fun tablets?