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Lost in the fluff.

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>> No.40715021

>>40714973
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Category:Dragon_Family
There's some others that didn't get a profile yet, like black dragon that appeared in the Dragonia book.

>> No.40715032
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>> No.40715039
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>>40715015
It's an excellent hiding place.

>> No.40715067

>>40715021
thanks for the info

>> No.40715102
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>>40715015
Would rather get lost in slug tits than smelly fox fluff

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>>40715102
I would rather get lost in shog

>> No.40715154

>>40715127
Cute, single cows are in your area.

>> No.40715162
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Jabberwocks are for _____

>> No.40715172

>>40715162
Belly hugs

>> No.40715179

>>40715162
making out with their mouth tentacles

>> No.40715186
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>>40715162
groping

>> No.40715189
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What monsters do you think are underrated or don't get enough art?

>> No.40715241

>>40715189
cockatrices, they will have big butts and big tits as well. Jiangshis, alarunes, hakus to name a few

>> No.40715249

who here is listening to thread related music right now?

>> No.40715282

>>40715249
wat you mean. I was listeing to 2hu music, and a remix of ego rock using robo-Kys voice clip

>> No.40715283
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>>40715241
Smartcows have a few good illustrations but I rarely see any jiangshi or alraune, it's true. I'd love to see more ghouls, personally.

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>>40715189
Sphinxes, nekomatas, and werecats. All the other catgirls with the exception of ocelomehs often get overshadowed by chesh.

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>>40715189
Kitsune-Bi

>> No.40715352

>>40715189
ghosts

>> No.40715359
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>>40715189
Griffons

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>>40715189
Anything pink and eros related, Werewolves, griffon, and the various plant girls

>> No.40715391

>>40715162
weight loss montages

>> No.40715453

>>40715391
>Wock before, normal dragon after pic

>> No.40715454
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>>40715330
Werecat, Werewolf have the problem of being surpassed by their variants, Cheshire is infinitely more attractive than a generic werecat, Werewolfs are outshined by Anubis, Hellhound etc, they are still great girls so but they don't have nearly the staying power others do.

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>>40715189
Gandharvas

>> No.40715516

>>40715102
Too bad, you're going to get lost in the slug's tentacles, and a tentacle is going to get lost in your ass.

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>>40715359
The profile design is so strong, it's a shame.

>> No.40715542
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Every time anon calls his boss mommy, the probability of him being married approaches 1, but never quite reaches it.

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>>40715391
Yeah, when pigs fly

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>>40715345
This

>> No.40715577

>>40715544
pigs do fly ya know? You just posted a scaled pig lmao
>>40715542
>tfw i just called my haku teach mommy and it made her lactate
shit

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>>40715363
Eros variants seem to have been a passing trend, sadly. Plant girls tend to be harder to draw than most. Spiders are some of my favorites but have the same problem, they take a lot more work to illustrate well.

>> No.40715639

>>40715162
holding hands with, and recieving piggy back ride tours across wonderland, because she found you before cheshire and you need a tour

>> No.40715658

>>40715162
being very sexy and single aunts that you bang everytime you go on summer vacation to see her in wonderland

>> No.40715666

>>40715189
phantoms and mindflayers. i know mindflayers are (as much as i love them) addmitedly kind of niche, but phantoms are all around top tier.

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>>40715189
Unicorn.

>> No.40715678

>>40715345
they get done dirty by their profile art. >>40715559 is a large improvement.

>> No.40715718

>>40715454
I keep forgetting werewolves exist with all the others. Hellhounds are just better and cooler werewolves with a guard dog gimmick, anubi have an Egyptian theme going for them, kobolds fill the domesticated niche, and kikis appeal to maid lovers that want their wife and walls to be separate. But it's far worse for cats. Hellhounds do hog a lot of the popularity but the other girls still get plenty, for cats the Cheshire just overshadows everyone with only the ocelomeh gaining a decent amount of fans. Don't take this as me shitting on Cheshires though, they're still my third favorite mg.

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I am no longer asking. The Pharaoh will release my people or I'll turn her river to blood and she'll have to deal with hoards of smelly vampire JKs spending summer break in her kingdom!

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>>40715015

>> No.40715960

>>40715940
>MASTAH!

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>>40715718
imo Sphinx do fairly well as an “average” popularity species.
And Jinko are arguably more prominent than Ocelomehs.

>> No.40716064

>>40715884
Call me when the frog plague starts.

>> No.40716077
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

>> No.40716110

>>40716018
I never really considered jinkos as cats, or at least not in the same way I do as cheshires. They're part of the tiger family but I just lump them in with the others because there are no other mgs in that family yet. I was strictly speaking about subspecies of werecats.

>> No.40716117

>>40715162
>>40715186
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!!!

>> No.40716126

>>40715454
! !

>> No.40716138
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How does one navigate the 'unenlightened' phase of having a demonic GF who's not only a several thousand-year virgin, but also an idiot?

>> No.40716142

>>40715718
Certain girls have such extreme popularity you would never think there are over 200.

>> No.40716152

>>40715940
Shog dimension awaits anon

>> No.40716166

Sandworms are verifiably the best mamono to exist. This is something that cannot be disproven. It's a simple fact.

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>>40715940
happy shog is best shog

>> No.40716174

>>40716138
Unless she was sealed away for centuries and/or she's mentally retarded, she's not gonna be an idiot.

>> No.40716212

demon loli thigh wip
experminted on the face
https://imgur.com/pka6D1X

>> No.40716236

>>40716166
>t.Fremen Anon

>> No.40716242
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I may have a thing for light toned hair.

>> No.40716259

>>40716212
Also still got one more spot for ya lewd! Just monster, pose and what she’s wearing

>> No.40716277

>>40715015
The moment the MGE monstergirls do arrive and establish dominance to our world with their power of love. How long are you gonna expect political analysts gonna start doing studies on how the Monstergirl society/empire will fall because of various political, economic and cultural factors? Also siting and referencing other historical cases and examples.

>> No.40716288

>>40715189
Ghouls, trolls, whitehorns, cu siths, imps, sandworms, p'orcs, and unicorns.

Some of these tend to get discussed quite a bit yet don't have as much art to match. Troll ans whitehorns are prime examples. And unfortunately, some have extreme features that're very polarizing. And everyone takes either the hate 'em or love 'em option with no in between. I've noticed this especially with the centaur species and subspecies

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>>40715189
Flow Kelp
THE EEL
and Ochimushas

>> No.40716293

>>40716242
Really reminds me banshees are also overlooked

>> No.40716302

>>40716259
Whitehorn, nude, seductive pose

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>>40716288
Art quantity doesn't mean that much.
All it takes is one waifufag with a loose wallet to blow up a gallery.

>> No.40716313

>>40716304
I'm aware.

Makes me happy when a species I like gets a waifufag. Most recent iteration being danuki. They had little art before, and now the gallery is steadily growing.

>> No.40716314

>>40716293
They are nice looking and friendly girls.
>>40716277
monstesr are lazy and society is good at this sort of thing so monsterization will be mostly not forced and we will get actual order rump states where women try to stop men leaving

>> No.40716320

>>40715189
Easily Phantoms.

>> No.40716330

>>40716320
Nah, they're garbagio

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>>40716288
I love white horns but can't really blame anyone for not being into centaur types. I wouldn't mind if the bipedal versions picked up more traction though, their costumes and overall designs are still really appealing and don't necessarily require the horse butt.

>> No.40716336

>>40716302
Gonna go bipedal, ain’t the greatest at drawing horses, mind if I make her old?

>> No.40716338

>>40716259
wine goat drunkenly posing in boxers and a plain shirt

>> No.40716343

>>40716336
If you're going bipedal, please do p'orc instead.

>> No.40716350

>>40716334
Bipedal ruins them. Sorry

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>>40715189
Alraune.

>> No.40716373

>>40716304
>All it takes is one waifufag with a loose wallet to blow up a gallery.
Question for wannabe waifufags. If you had the money what species would see their gallery grow and how much? Because I'd sextuple the amount of hellhound art, whoever maintains the galleries would have to spend at least a day to catch up with the first batch.

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Man, I almost forgot how much I love white horns.

>> No.40716382

>>40716350
*perfects them

>> No.40716383

>>40716334
Biped looks better, but it also means you can't ride your wife around. Tough call.

>> No.40716392

>>40716377
Going on vacation, anon?

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>>40716392
No, caught myself. I didn't see it in the thumbnail. Shit.

>> No.40716402

>>40716383
I'll take being able to ride them around.

Very intimate. See >>40716395

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>>40716402
>>40716383
It's really tough, the horse half makes her big and snuggly, but it'd take up a lot of space when you're not riding her and I'm not into horse butt. It'd be cool if they could canonically switch to biped mode easily, similar to how mermaids use magic get around on dry land.

>> No.40716470

>>40716428
I'm sure there are homes and beds made with centaurs in mind.

Mamono mana will warp your mind into liking her monster bits after awhile. It doesn't have to be something you focus on daily, but maybe just indulge in every so often for her sake. Remember they have front pussies too

>> No.40716493

>>40716470
The mana just awakens fetishes you never knew you had.

>> No.40716499

>>40716493
nuh uh

>> No.40716518

>>40716343
ok, i'll make that ham christmas ham

>> No.40716523
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>>40716470
I don't hate the horse half, it's just not the main reason I like them. White horns look so gentle and soft. As long as their core design is the same I could give or take the extra legs.

It complicates things that I'm also a big fan of arachne and would absolutely demand that they keep the spider parts, though. I'm sure I could get used to white horn with time but for whatever reason I find spider carapace much more appealing.

>> No.40716526

>>40716493
Nah, it will change your tastes such that you appreciate their monster bits more.

Hence why mamono love men that're already interested in them. You don't need to go through the process of learning to love them. And your already existing fondness and fascination with their monster bits only grows stronger, and you go even wilder with lust which they absolutely love.

>> No.40716538

>>40716526
You seem awfully well informed, stealth Baphomet.

>> No.40716545

>>40716523
Understandable. For me arachnes are one of the few that're absolute NOs for me. I like their endearing personalities, but their biology is just terrifying and gross.

>> No.40716551

Mesugaki Baphomet.

>> No.40716555

>>40716551
Momonika?

>> No.40716556

I volunteer for the hag pit

>> No.40716566

>>40716556
Occupied

>> No.40716568
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>>40716556
why? bunch of socially awkward hags that met up for sewing classes

>> No.40716569

>>40716556
I'll toss you in the sandworm hag pit. All of them are well over a millennia old

>> No.40716576

Im gonna be that one weirdo adventurer that only drinks different monster milk. I'll have drink water every toher time, holst milk when eating normal meals and not traaining, ordering either oni milk, winegote milk, or a holst who drank a whole bottle of vodka, or a drunk kikis milk, Wurm milk when im training, grape milk when I want some sweet, and jabberwock milk as an indulgence

>> No.40716577

>>40716569
I don't like sandworms

>> No.40716580

I wish I had a cute vampire wife to serve through her waking hours then cuddle with all night in her coffin.

>> No.40716581

>>40716577
there's also a wonderworm down there

>> No.40716625

>>40716577
That's too bad.

>>40716581
Yes, but you have to land bullseye in the middle. Otherwise you'll become sandworm food. Maybe you can oil yourself up really well and slip and slide your way past the sandworms if you miss the target, but that's near impossible, even if you've dumped all your points into endurance and agility. Good luck

>> No.40716660

>>40716625
Keep the vore to yourself thank you

>> No.40716667

I've challenged the toughest monsters in my school to fight after school without telling them about the others. Any tips for how I can win?

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>>40716556
Just go to one of the haggath clubs instead. Men under 30 get free VIP membership and if you're good enough at karaoke you'll never have to buy your own drinks.

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>>40716667
use the "confess your feelings" attack!

>> No.40716685

>>40716667
You can't win
It's a tournament now
You are the prize

>> No.40716692

>>40716667
1 2 leg stomp ro side of knee
>>40716682
they serve milk?

>> No.40716694

>>40716682
VIP is nice but I'll never touch the microphone.
I'd rather die.

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>>40716682
>good at karaoke
I'm gonna sing Michael Jackson!

>> No.40716739

all goddesses or demon lords SUCK

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>>40716694
It's Japanese style private karaoke rooms, not American style open mic on a stage. Most of the hags aren't very good singers either, they only know old anime intros. As long as you put your heart into it they'll be all over you.

>>40716703
I'm gonna destroy some Frank Sinatra, just you watch.

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>>40716739
I only bow to cows

>> No.40716759

>>40716743
>singing old Frankie
you are going to be overrun by heart pupiling hags anon!

>> No.40716765

>>40716703
I'm going with the classic sad country song about a bad relationship

>> No.40716777
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>tongue wrestling

>> No.40716782

>>40716743
I refuse, nobody may ever hear or see me sing.
I'll just drink a lot instead.

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Reminder it doesn't matter how much you praise their halos, angels will give you no favors for that.

>> No.40716828

>>40716787
What if I grab and hold an angels hand?

>> No.40716847

>>40716828
Punishment: an eternity of marriage

>> No.40716851

>>40716743
I’m going to sing sendas distinctas, and get all the gloomy hags

>> No.40716861

>>40716787
I’m going to nibble on it, it looks tasty

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>>40716782
Not even if a thick milf mershark buys you a rum and asks you to join a sea shanty with her crew? Not even if a boomer jinko sits on your lap while she queues up Head Cha-La?

>> No.40716868

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead be sure to hug soft monster girls, it improves both your mood and theirs.

>> No.40716873

>>40716863
Singing is traumatic to me, if they push me to sing I will cry.

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>>40716868
>hug soft
>get raped
great, now my kiki is pregnant AND married to me!

>> No.40716897

>>40716868
I will cling to soft monsters and never let go

>> No.40716908

>>40716868
I'll do more than just hug, never let me in a room with extra soft and tall monsters, I return to being animalistic and will break anything in my way to molest, play, and rape the soft monsters in front of me
A lich did an experiment and saw my stats went up by a power of 400

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>>40716868
>hug thick cow
>suddenly wake up in her bed, smothered half to death and locked in her embrace
Beware the extra-pillowy ones. That's how they get you.

>> No.40716955

>>40716868
Please, Im trying to not think about those monsters, i alreadt have them stuck in my heart, anon! I cant go one minute with getting intense desire to bang those types of monsters until my hips give out and I fall unconious

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>>40716759
>overrun by heart pupiling hags
and I'll do it my way!

>> No.40717036

>>40716984
>anon keeps singing while being smooshed by hags
anon please stop, you can't impregnate the whole club!

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>meet up for a date with a pretty fox you met online
>she's even more gorgeous than her pictures, and absolutely stacked
>right away she seems like a lot of fun to be around
>however, after a few minutes you notice her only tail
>it's short, small enough to easily hide behind her back
>the mofu is thin and a little bit coarse, like she's been conditioning and brushing it too much
>what little fluff is there lacks volume and shine, despite the obvious care she puts into it
>her fluffy fox ears are above average size and softness, and she really is very charming and sexy, but there's no hiding that she's a taillet

What would you do?

>> No.40717065

>>40717051
>her fluffy fox ears are above average size and softness
We're gonna be fine. We're gonna make it

>> No.40717127

>>40717065
You say that, but you have yet to experience the pain of mofu withdrawal. Sometimes the ears just aren't enough.

>> No.40717147
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>>40716920
But anon, she is the pillows

>> No.40717167

>>40717127
You're talking to a very very big fan of very very fluffy ears, okay? I'll go cold turkey on mofu, and probably come out of it a healthier man.

>> No.40717196
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>>40717127
She is starving for mana, her mofu will fill out once she has a husband.

>> No.40717200 [SPOILER] 
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>>40717167
>implying
You can't escape.

>> No.40717212

>>40717167
>go cold turkey on mofu
I wouldn't go that far. It would probably hurt her deeply if you never touched her tail at all.

>> No.40717226

>>40717212
Maybe I can nurse it back to health.

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>>40717196
>>40717226
>anon marries his taillet gf and fluffs her tiny, wimpy tail every day
>by the time they have kids her many tails take up most of their bed and practically glow with foxfire

>> No.40717248

>>40717234
I really never stood a chance with the whole cold turkey idea...

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>>40717200
Yabby's Ahri could topple nations with her ears alone.

>> No.40717280

>>40717200
Is she offering me anal?

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>>40717280
You're welcome to try.
If you can get past the forest of fluffy tail, that is.

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>>40717248
Sooner or later, we all lose to the fluff.

>> No.40717647

>>40717196
>tfw you enter a long abandoned church said to be crawling with monster nuns and shes the one non hostile nun that watches over the safe spaces within, always was warm milk, food, and supplies to matain your stuff, paying with holy tears, pieces of Halos, and angel feathers you find within
>Yet she never talks at all
>And always is staring at you while you sleep
>Hell, even makes you breakfast

>> No.40717873

>>40716682
>Men under 30 get
:(

>> No.40717899

>>40715189
cancer

>> No.40717911

>>40715189
Basilisk

>> No.40717912

>>40717051
Help her take proper care of her tail.

>> No.40717984
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>>40717873
Men under 30 get a free VIP pass but under 40 still gets you a discount. Only boomers pay full price. Don't forget that some of the clientele are a few centuries old.

>> No.40718094
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What’s the legal distinction between concubine and wife in the Demon Realm?

>> No.40718113

>>40718094
You can have up to four wives but the number of concubines is not limited

>> No.40718123
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40718123

Sorry I'm a little late
So what do you think of this result ?
They're pretty close to reality

>> No.40718125

>>40718113
>only four
i dont listen to dumb laws

>> No.40718197
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You make sure to struggle, right?
It's no fun otherwise.

>> No.40718210

>>40718197
no, i close my eyes and pretend she isn't there

>> No.40718267

>>40717912
>>40717226
>>40717234
>I can fix her: taillet edition

>> No.40718272

>>40718197
If by struggle you mean killing my self and the hellhound with a explosive belt then yes. They promised no bad ending and I want it

>> No.40718301

>>40718197
If by struggle you mean reach up and grab her tits and try to kiss her then yes.

>> No.40718314

>>40717984
I doubt that someone would be boomed to be in such establishment

>> No.40718380

>>40718197
Even if in the amazon position I try to assault her cervix.

>> No.40718444

>>40715884
>anon boosts the tourism industry

>> No.40718508
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Breeding with bugs

>> No.40718561

>>40718508
I will not breed the bugs!
I will not live in a pod!
I hate the monster lord!

>> No.40718637
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>>40718561
BREEDING with BUGS!

>> No.40719019

How do Yandere monster girls handle female relatives of their husband?

>> No.40719141

>>40719019
if they're not married, they're marked for pain. Applies to everyone

>> No.40719239
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What are the medical effects of long term exposure to foxfire?

>> No.40719297

>>40719239
Slight tingling sensation may persist

>> No.40719335

>>40717051
The dickings will continue until mofu improves

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brehs...

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>>40719239
It causes patients to develop an allergy to mofu. Mofu allergies are dangerous as it causes painful swelling of the penis that can only be cured by making love to a fox. If exposed to fox fire, you should immediately consult a professional at your local mofu clinic to set up a treatment plan. If your allergy is bad enough they may assign a live in nurse to help keep your condition in check. You will be expected to pay her in fried tofu and help maintain her tail(s) as needed. Living with a mofu allergy can be difficult, but many men have found they can live long happy lives with it so long as they keep their fox with them at all times.

>> No.40719805

>friday evening / saturday / sunday
>thread dies completely
Hitting the clubs, fellow monster enjoyers?

>> No.40719889
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>>40719805
No but my novel manuscript hit 100k words today, that calls for a celebration, doesn't it?
>...and he begat her many sons and daughters, The End

>> No.40719929

>>40716682
I'd never sing bvecause I have a terrible voice, but I guess a demon silver gun to my head will get something out of me
Do they have Beyond The Sea?

>> No.40720175

>>40715359
>>40715524
Griffon was fairly popular when her profile released, to the point that it seemed she would end up being a mainstay as popular as dragons.
Not sure what happened since.

>> No.40720239

>>40719413
No one in their right mind would intentionally stick it into a stranger's tailpussy, right?

>> No.40720243

>>40720175
>Not sure what happened since.
dragonia

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>>40719805
I have been sleeping at more normal hours lately.

>> No.40720266

>>40719805
I work the clubs as security
i dont go to have fun

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>>40715189
Elves

>> No.40720428
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You all remembered to get ready for church today, right anon?

>> No.40720509

>>40719805
Hitting the bottle.

>> No.40720528

>>40720243
Dragonia is a city full of mere female lizard whores.
The only good thing there are the wurm bartenders.

>> No.40720545

>>40720528
Even dragons aren't safe from the industrial revolution and its consequences.

>> No.40720570

>>40720243
>dragonia
think we get another part like this?

>> No.40720603

Just finished reading everything Penywise has on his AO3 account. If you happen to see this my dude, good stuff. I probably would be original with this, but I generally enjoy these laid back stories far more for their comfyness rather than smuttyness (not that there shouldn't be plenty of that, too).

But I gotta pick up another writefag now. I've got a link list of writers from here saved, but is there any advice on checking someone in particular? Spending the next week in a soul-siphoning business trip so the e-book needs some fresh stuff.

>> No.40720637

>>40716660
Sandworms aren't vore.

>> No.40720647

>>40720570
Hopefully we'll get one for Ryugujo at some point.

>> No.40720649

>>40719413
This isn't fair, what are human men supposed to do against something this strong?

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>>40720649
Train harder to unlock your fighting potential.

>> No.40720750

Sniff trolls
Hug trolls
Kiss trolls
Love trolls

>> No.40720984

Nibble Jinko ears

>> No.40721021

Dont let the ratas know but i have a crippling milk addiction!

>> No.40721065

>>40720984
As soon as she sits or lies down.

>> No.40721104
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King Anonomon here, how do I defeat a superior monster force with my untrained, undisciplined, and inexperienced soldiers so I can make my rival my concubine?

>> No.40721165

>>40721104
The nature of monsters means any army can be defeated if you throw Amount of monsters + 1 of men at them.

>> No.40721255

>>40721104
pretty easy. just run tthrough on your own, making sure not letting any other monster to stop you no matter what, take a raging shroom or 40

>> No.40721327

>>40721165
But that means that 1 man will be swarmed by the MG civilian militia

>> No.40721354

>>40717873
It’s a bold faced lie, any man under 100 gets in free. They just advertise 30 because the hags are self conscious about their age

>> No.40721382

>>40721327
>Have to create an army
>But not just any army
>An army of haremfags

>> No.40721388

>>40721165
It's statistically likely that in a group large enough to form an army at least one of the men is Alp material.

>> No.40721419
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>>40720750
>Take your troll out in the sun
>Put your seed in your troll
>Nuture your pregnant troll
>Become dad to new troll
>Have happy life with troll family

>> No.40721422

>>40720603
I like Spidernon, Crumblekun and Medusafag.

>> No.40721433

>>40721382
no man in this thread can claim he wouldn't take three girls if they all wanted him.

>> No.40721454

>>40716682
I can draw hags pretty well, but not good enough, seems like I might need to visit

>> No.40721480

>>40721433
I want monogamy, but I admit that it'd be pretty easy to guilt trip me into polygamy if the girls actively wanted to share me. Especially if the monster population greatly outnumbers the human one.

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>>40715015
>Gacha trash
This thread is ruined.

>> No.40721528
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I have a mighty NEED for lilims

>> No.40721708

>>40721433
I wouldn’t.

>> No.40721819
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>living doll, but every time she lies, her boobs grow

>> No.40721829

>>40721819
>and shes tsundere

>> No.40721863
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>>40721509
Next thread shall have ASSFAGGOTS trash instead

>> No.40721879

>>40721819
>living doll but your dick keeps getting caught in the exposed joints

>> No.40721883
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>>40721863
Next thread shall be much worse it’ll be made by a phone poster

>> No.40721899

>>40721883
>phoneposter
>ASSFAGGOTS image
>posted early
>with "general" in the name
fund it

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>> No.40721953

y tho? y u wish to make shit threasd to piss people off, just go to the toliet and drop it off there, wipe and dont forget to flush, then piss on people irl on the train

>> No.40721954

>>40721528
Said no one ever

>> No.40721977
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unded

>> No.40722004

>>40721977
She looks pretty alive...you sure that not just a human cosplaying?

>> No.40722018

>>40722004
anon, if she was just a human then why she got literal shark teeth as well not react to ammonia to the nose?

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>>40721977

>> No.40722038
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>tfw I want to fantasize about a wight telling me that I am warm but in my native language the word for warm is also used to call somebody gay and it ruins it for me

>> No.40722092

It's sunday morning and I'm thinking about my Alraune Ghoul wife again.

>> No.40722099
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>>40722038
Language barriers are a common problem when dealing with monster girls.

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>>40715015

>> No.40722197
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>> No.40722207

>>40716777
underrated girl

>> No.40722237

>>40722207
>responding ten hours later

>> No.40722239

>>40722038
She clearly wouldn't be calling you gay bro.

>> No.40722249

>>40722237
Is that not allowed...? I didn't have thread open back then...

>> No.40722267

>>40722237
If it's not a shitpost or bait, what's the problem?

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>>40722249
>Is that not allowed...?
im not sure

>> No.40722303

>>40722207
She is just boring?
A lot of girls are just
>here is pretty picture
>her gimmick is sex and being a loving wife

>> No.40722304

>>40722239
Yeah, but it still ends up sounding kinda goofy.

>> No.40722330

>>40722304
youre goofu

>> No.40722359

>>40722303
Fair, and her gimmick isn't even unique unfortunately. I think they'd make good maids though.

>> No.40722360 [DELETED] 

any white type monsters shirohebies are yanderes

>> No.40722369

>>40722038
Then imagine her speaking English or calling you hot.

>> No.40722373

>>40722360
God help you if you ever encounter a white wurm.

>> No.40722375

any white type monsters like shirohebies are always yanderes

>> No.40722394
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>>40722303
>here is pretty picture
>her gimmick is sex and being a loving wife
Eh, yes. That's why we love MGE.

>> No.40722401

>>40722373
cute and ditzy one minute, the next grilling on you why you talked to that girl last night as 19:45 pm and why you smelt different
Sometimes you pulling you underground the moment that a girl is even 20 ft from you

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>>40722394
It's funny you've posted ones who actually has more detail than that.

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>> No.40722531
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Resurrection by erection
Raise your phallus to the sky and you never die
It's resurrection by erection
Raise your bone up to the sky and you never gonna die
Hallelujah, resurrection

>> No.40722541

>>40722375
White tigers...

>> No.40722563

>>40722531
>tfw you were revived by a lich who found you after getting shanked
>And she used that method to bring you back

>> No.40722567
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>> No.40722571

>>40722038
Be the warmest alp you can be anon, I'm rooting for you!

>> No.40722574

>>40722375
Wait, you're telling me that the white dog is lying about being a heavenhound.

>> No.40722589

>>40722574
anon, they do exist but are extremely yan towards their partners

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>sleep paralysis demon GF

>> No.40722711

>>40722705
Nightmare?

>> No.40722745

>>40722705
Nightgaunts were based on Lovecraft's sleep paralysis experiences

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>>40722745

>> No.40722875

>>40722851
Very pretty flower

>> No.40722881

>>40722872
Is this a loli night gaunt?

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>> No.40722906

>>40722881
Man was not meant to understand such things but yes

>> No.40722920
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>> No.40722928

>>40722920
i wonder if her milk tastes like mint

>> No.40722940
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>> No.40722960

>can't go for walks anymore because the local woods have all been overrun with stinging nettle alarunes

>> No.40722964
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>> No.40722996

>>40722940
how rare, the white rose alarune wisp
Its said they form from women who died while haboring great obsession and feelings of extreme desire while in the forest of roses. And this one seems to be one of nobility as well

>> No.40723023

>>40722960
I love biking through the woods, but this is getting really fucking annoying. One moment you feel a sting and you know you'll have to make a pit stop and empty your balls in the nearest alraune.
Maybe portals weren't such a great idea after all

>> No.40723067

>>40723023
>>40722960
>imagine not having the iron skin perk
lmao, i love walking through butt naked and seeing their pouts as their needles cant pierce me

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>>40722996
Evolution can be a beautiful thing.

>>40723023
You got off easy. You'll slip into these one day if you don't learn to watch your step.

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>> No.40723144

Anon, if yu gonna post about alarunes, post something interesting that might spark dicussion about them or something

>> No.40723175

>>40723144
Sorry, I'll try that next time, but I'm out of pics for now anyways.

>> No.40723229
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40723229

Alraunes are boring. Liliraunes are where it's what.

>> No.40723237

>>40723229
plant girls are boring in general.

>> No.40723240

>>40723229
>yuri
no

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>> No.40723254

>>40723237
What makes a girl not boring to you anon

>> No.40723256

>>40721433
I am a strict monogamist. One true love "souls eternally bound together".

I do not have a set imagined waifu. I keep my mind open and ready to accept my waifu entirely no matter the species.

If my destined one true love turns out to be a bicorn I will stay true to her and only her.

>> No.40723257

>>40723229
Why is Semiramis there?

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>>40723240

>> No.40723266
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>going through the forest
>feel a sharp pain on your arm
>it's some kind of a thorn with funny colored liquid oozing out of it
>goddamn, should have watched out for those hanging thorny bushes, hopefully it's not something dangerous
>within seconds you feel a tingling sensation in your lower parts
>it quickly ramps up to an almost unbearable itching
>after a moment your brain practically screams at you to release the pressure
>quickly walk away from the trail because you don't want anyone to see you doing the deed
>holy fuck, you never felt such urge to jerk off
>as you pull your pants down, you hear a female voice to your side
>"heeey, wouldn't you rather put it in here?~"
>says the girl with green-colored skin, while swaying her naked butt in your direction

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>>40723175
Not that anon but I'm cool with an image dump once in a while. Literally the only plant girl art I had saved was one flow kelp and one goo sheep. Now I can give them a folder.

>> No.40723275
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>>40723257
She transformed them with her shady new drug.

>> No.40723288
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>> No.40723301 [SPOILER] 
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Look at the dangerous predator.

>> No.40723309

>>40723275
Is she an elf? She gives off evil mommy vibes which I like.

>> No.40723310

>>40723263
I wish Stealth Changing Line made more MGE stuff. We need more MGE doujins in general.
>>40723288
So Dragonia's alraunes are basically Biollante?

>> No.40723317

>>40723288
PLANT WOCK

>> No.40723321
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AAAHHHHHHH I NEED A GATOR GIRL FROM THE BAYOU WITH A HEAVY ACCENT

>> No.40723357

>>40723321
>tfw ywn be raised by gators in the swamp

>> No.40723377

>>40723321
good thing i can't read this sign

>> No.40723378

>>40723254
Ones with really explicit inhuman traits or aggressive personalities.

>> No.40723393
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>>40723378
best girl

>> No.40723425

>>40723321
Dunkleosteus wife.

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>>40723309
Fate uses pointy ears to illustrate that a person is from the age of gods.

>> No.40723452

>>40723425
goddamn, shes gonna be one hella of a hag, i bet she got bored and became a dark mage as well

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>>40723378
I could go either way. Some of my favorites are very scary and monstrous, like spiders, but I'd still be happy with a plain kejorou or some other vanilla species. There's nothing stopping a regular humanoid from being an absolute freak, and I bet most scary monsters are nice, normal girls deep down. That's sort of the appeal for me.

>> No.40723543

>>40723479
It's just a general preference. Really, you could ask every anon where they rate a regular succubus and learn a lot about them from that.

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CLACK

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>>40723550
clickclickclickclickclickclicktsss

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>>40723543
the humble succ is frequently underestimated

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>>40723580
click click boom

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>>40723580
love the cuddlebug

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>>40723605
but rarely resisted.

>> No.40723660

>>40723630
ms jinkos silent footsteps might be nice too

>> No.40723666

>>40723452
What can I say. I like hagsaurs and other prehistoric ladies. Fossils maybe.

>> No.40723667
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Lamia family monstergirls are not the best cuddlers. Monstergirls with tentacles are the best cuddlers.

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>>40723647
The body would take some getting used to but I bet they're the sweetest girls when you get to know them.

>> No.40723683

>>40723605
cow succ

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>>40723667
8 legs > 8 noodles
Fight me.

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>>40723667
Preach it.

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>>40723690
Those eight legs can each only wrap around their lover in a single manner.

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>>40723656
I would only want to resist her to provoke her into raping me.

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>>40723667
This is true

>> No.40723707

>>40723667
wurms are the best cuddlers out of all, they got the tightest cuddles of them all, even being able to turn coal into diamonds in their cuddles

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>>40723690
From the thumbnail I thought she was wearing a nun's headdress.

>> No.40723717

>>40723667
suction cups are pretty nice and with the ganglion clusters in their legs their tentacles sort of literally have a mind of their own which is funny to ponder over.

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>>40722872
>>40722745
>As to letters, my case is peculiar. I write such things exactly as easily and as rapidly as I would utter the same topics in conversation; indeed, epistolary expression is with me largely replacing conversation, as my condition of nervous prostration becomes more and more acute. I cannot bear to talk much now, and am becoming as silent as The Spectator himself! My loquacity extends itself on paper.
Was Lovecraft /ourguy/?

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>> No.40723729

>>40723667
Also Scyllas can squeeze through openings as small as an inch wide.

>> No.40723731

>>40721419
You forgot a step :
>Repeat until she can no longer get pregnant

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>>40723711
it's very hard to decide what ends up in the nun folder sometimes.
and philosophically, is a nun still a nun if they're not wearing their habit?

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At your wedding would you prefer your wife to wear a monstergirl designed wedding dress that human nations would call stripper outfits?

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>>40723711
That could be arranged.

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>>40723776
Would you prefer a modest older designs made by humans that dates to before monstergirls?

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>>40723795
Or would you prefer that she wear something in between the two?

>> No.40723814

>>40723775
No it ain’t, imo. You need at least the outfit for a nun

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>>40723776
>>40723795
>>40723804
If she's going to be naked for the next year or so anyway, might as well go with a traditional dress for the special day.

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>>40723776
Mine should wear something to show total submission.

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>>40723702
Man I love when KC goes all out with his art. He suffers from some sameface but the dude has great design sense, I love his approach to anatomy and posing.

>> No.40724007

The weather is so fucking hot and humid.
I want to go to snowland but I don't know how to keep the Yeti's out.

>> No.40724027

>>40724007
Toss out maple syrup

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>>40723795
>>40723843
>>40723898
>replying
Friendly reminder that this is the same nigger who posted that Taimanin pic over and over.

>> No.40724070

>>40724007
Marry a White Horn.

>> No.40724072

>>40724053
it's the same dude. he talks to himself for a while and goes away

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>>40724053
And what's the issue?

>> No.40724081

>>40724053
Want to see something even funnier? do the same search on /tg/ archive

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>>40724072
Only one of those replies is mine and I had to do it for the purpose of the question since the board only allows one image per post.

>> No.40724131

>>40723907
He has really good shading. Most artists don't do that they just apply anime colouring to a shape and call it a day

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>> No.40724154

>>40724070
Not into taurs

>> No.40724194

>>40724154
You also have the choice of Wendigo, Krampus, or the ice elementals.

>> No.40724230

>>40724154
i'm not either but ms whitehorn has that elegance, personality and style.

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>>40724131
I wouldn't say that about most artists. Some just don't bother doing the extra lighting passes unless it's for a commission or something, it's a lot of extra work to put into a random illustration or sketch for no payout. That kind of detailed lighting usually just comes premium. KC's regular sketches can be fairly flat too if it's not for a full illustration, like a profile or book cover.

KC is particularly good at depicting light on skin though. The way he balances shine and different tones on skin really stands out and adds a lot of depth.

>> No.40724284

>>40724257
I love how happy she is.
Harpies are too adorable for their own good.

>> No.40724307

>>40724284
That's my favorite harpy image for that reason. It's just overflowing with pure, simple joy.

>> No.40724322

>>40724284
he's got a really wholesome take on ecstasy compared to most depictions i see

>> No.40724329

>>40724257
as an artist, I agree. Shading and rendering take long since you need to do it well and try to make sure nothing looks off when you zoom out

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On your first meeting you'll kiss her hand.
On the second one you'll kiss her foot.
On the third you'll kiss her lips. (both pairs)

>> No.40724397

>>40724358
nah, to both. Imma steal her lips, her virginty and her castle by stealing her heart

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>>40723256
*Happy hebi noises*

>> No.40724428

We always talk about rape but there's more than one way of proactive dating, like kidnapping. There's no better way to meet your wife than being thrown in her car after having your hands tied and mouth duct taped.

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>>40724358
Actually I'm here for her pet dragon.

>> No.40724432

>>40723256
>bratty bicorn gets monogamy correction
>turns into unicorn

>> No.40724436

>>40724410
I want a hebi

>> No.40724437

>>40724322
There are different kinds of ecstasy, that harpy is just very happy and in love. The drooling ahegao can come later.

>> No.40724442

>>40724358
I'm not kissing some smelly corpse's feet

>> No.40724476

>>40724428
i was a little surprised krampus didn't take off more

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>>40724358
Feet are no deal and kissing lower lips is lolis only.

>> No.40724487

>>40724442
Rude! It's not like there's any sweating

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>> No.40724514

>>40724432
Interesting theory - can a pure mono Anon straighten a Bicorn into a Uni?

>> No.40724530

I need a wight to whose pussy I can kiss while standing.

>> No.40724537

>>40724257
It depends, a lot of KCs early works now suffer in comparison to the skill or extra effort he puts into his newer releases.

>> No.40724561

>>40724494
Yep.
Its wholesome stuff like that that made me a Centfag - I'm not even particularly into hosspussy but for a Cent like Cerea I'll go down on that.

>> No.40724579

>>40724537
His really old profiles from before he found his style kinda suck, yeah. It's sort of crazy how radically he improved. I love zombies and arachne but they really deserve a refresh someday, like what the lamia profile illustration got.

>> No.40724581

>>40724428
Mofukaza does this often though
Hagville is also a frequent contender

>> No.40724588

>>40724579
Lamia only really got a new illustration cause he lost the old one though. It's a shame but we're likely never gonna get revised profile art.

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>>40724588
We got a new matango last year.

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>>40724436
And she wants you
Very badly

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>>40724514
Can unmarried bicorns even exist in the first place?

>> No.40724666

>>40724656
i don't remember if it's ever said if bicorns give birth to unicorns or not. or maybe it's a percentage based thing on bicorn/unicorn children

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Creepy angels are the best.

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>>40724588
I wouldn't say never, he's just a busy guy and a bit of a perfectionist. If he ever finishes his current project he might be able to make more time for those types of one-off illustrations. He still pops up in little comics and doujin covers now and then.

>> No.40724680

>>40724666
I'd assume that most bicorns were born from other bicorns since unicorns could smell if a guy is likely to cheat on them.

>> No.40724686

>>40724667
Creepy girls in general are the best

>> No.40724696

Theoretically, with enough heartbreak/genuine affection, could you unbicorn a bicorn into a unicorn if they've been a bicorn since birth?

>> No.40724699

>>40722668
Super cute.

>> No.40724710

>>40724696
she goes tricorn

>> No.40724713

>>40724257
Black harpies are top 5 girls. Love them so much

>> No.40724729

>>40724713
For some reason I imagine them speaking with a light southern drawl. I couldn't tell you why.

>> No.40724733

>>40724710
In tricorn form, the girls in the harem are HER wives not yours.

>> No.40724754

>>40724733
don't be like that

>> No.40724771

>>40724733
>yurishit
ew no

>> No.40724773
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>>40723310
probably

>> No.40724813

>>40724754
>>40724771
It's not so bad. They'll still pleasure and sleep with you. It's just that they answer to her first and foremost

>> No.40724816

>>40724713
black harpies make me want to be a family man

>> No.40724828
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You love me for more than just my redesign, right anon?

>> No.40724831

>>40724656
Its not really well explained.
Its Canon that cucking a Uni turns her into a Bic by darkmana, but an Anon must be pure to marry a Uni in the first place, so hes either got to turn bad later but also she has to let him infect her with his new darkmana, or maybe some Unis find a pure Anon and make them cuck so they can then go Bic - its weird.
>>40724666
And do Bics birth new Bic foals or are all -corn children born pure as Unis? Its not known.
If a Bic is born that way, maybe a pure Anon can mono her back into a Uni?
Id headcanon it.

>> No.40724833

>>40724773
Feed me!

>> No.40724870

>>40724733
I imagined a tricorn to be more like a hard-ass, old school professional brothel madam. She's very greedy and possessive of the other girls, and can be extremely strict about training them to serve you. A real alpha female who loves her girls dearly but accepts nothing but the best for her husband.

>> No.40724876

>>40724831
>its weird.
bics have just been retconned out of the setting but KC has never been challenged on it.
If you tweeted asking about how do you cuck your unicorn wife into becoming a bicorn he'd probably freak the fuck out.

>> No.40724915

>>40724876
The answer now would probably be more like how it is with jabberwocks, like a unicorn wandered into Pandemonium and now all bicorns are descended from her or something like that.

>> No.40724966

>>40724915
I like that better, I like bicorns as a haremfag but betraying a unicorn to get one just feels cruel

>> No.40724986

the game will never be completed

>> No.40724998

>>40724986
is that an issue?

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>> No.40725060

>>40725050
big apophis tits are always nice

>> No.40725075

What would the ancient evil Bogey be like?
How bad is it to let her corrupt the nearby kingdom into one of her liking?

>> No.40725085

>>40724998
>vote to only focus on the game
>10 years later game is not done and unreleased with no new profiles or art
rip

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>>40725085
I am confident KC will release a demo next month or sooner.

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>> No.40725141

>>40725096
Just two more weeks.

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>> No.40725155

Listen all I'm saying that if your party doesn't look like a Xenoblade-esque mishmash of fun times and dorky/cool monster girls get the fuck out of my face

>> No.40725156
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It's summer, let's go to the beach, they said. You're more likely to be struck by lighting than attacked by a shark, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

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Who's up for a game of Wonderland Poker?
Here's the rules:
>sneak into the royal barracks
>grap 5 pairs of trumpart panties of your choice
>scoring is based off traditional poker hands
>Queen of Hearts panties are a wildcard
>get grabbed by trumparts or come back with less than 5 panties means you forfeit
>winner gets to keep all the panties

>> No.40725172

>>40725160
What do Joker panties count for?

>> No.40725174

>>40725156
many are dragged below the waves, never to be seen (single) again

>> No.40725190

>>40725139
>There's nothing... see?
boo.

>> No.40725196

>>40725156
This is why I just stick with the pool

>> No.40725219
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>>40725196
>undines ufufu in the distance

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>>40725156
Just stay near the nice orca lady and no other sea creatures will get near you. I don't know why but for some reason they're all terrified of her.

>> No.40725312

>>40725257
>Ask your Orca friend why everyone at school calls her "Killer"
>Decides to rape you cause she doesn't want to admit she earned that nickname after causing multiple scam Carnivals to shut down after clearing their games with little effort as a kid

>> No.40725333

>>40725219
That's a pretty pic

>> No.40725335
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>>40725257
I don't know, some clever mersharks have started hunting in pairs. Can she really fend off two great whites by herself?

>> No.40725348

>>40725335
probably. those orca are hungrier for shark liver than an aquatic kumiho

>> No.40725357

>>40715154
where are you hiding them

>> No.40725363

>>40725172
Those are banned from the game since nobody could find them, and some of the players would just bring in bogie panties with card suits drawn on them. If you actually manage to find authentic joker panties though, then you can keep them and take one pair from the winnings (minus any queen panties) assuming you didn't win.

>> No.40725366
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>>40725219
Barb does some top shelf work.

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>>40725366
Never forget Barb drew this over two anons arguing over which undead girl would be a better vidya buddy

>> No.40725388

>>40725385
everything he draws looks so soft

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40725395

>>40725385
The gamer banshee still wins in my opinion.

>> No.40725403
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>> No.40725404

>>40725388
a master of mofu and scale is rare indeed

>> No.40725409

>>40725357
In your area.

>> No.40725412
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>>40725395
Man, Barb was based. Still can't believe he belted this out after a tiny greentext I made with half my brain asleep

>> No.40725417

>>40725366
getting tangled up in ms flowkelp

>> No.40725422
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40725422

>>40725366
Barbs a great dude. I like his beargirl.

>> No.40725438
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>>40725422
Knew how to draw a cute girl.

>> No.40725486
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>>40725257
Thick thighs, killer hips and a fat tail should be mandatory for an orca girl.

>> No.40725505

>>40725486
post more fat tails

>> No.40725525
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40725525

I'm tired and don't wanna go to work. I wish MGE was real so I could just stay home today and fuck my wife.

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40725547

>>40725505
Fresh outta whales, best I can do is a thick snake.

>> No.40725573

1 day trapped in a room with:
>Arrogant bapho - will trash-talk you the entire time
>Hyperactive beelzebub - will not shut up
>Clingy sandworm (you're in her mouth) - will not let go of you no matter what
>Sleepy minotaur - will not wake up
>Angry kikimora - will be pissed off at you

There's a magical barrier that'll prevent any genital contact or kissing from occurring between you two.

Which option you pick?

>> No.40725581

>>40725525
wonder when she actually uses that blade

>> No.40725586

>>40725573
>Which option you pick?
Whichever one makes you never post again

>> No.40725591
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40725591

>>40725505

>> No.40725594

>>40725573
i don't get the purpose

>> No.40725595

>>40725581
She probably uses it to shred her tobacco or something.

>> No.40725606

>>40724831
Monsters will generally ignore a married man but it doesn't mean they can't fall in love with him and that's how you get "cheating". I feel like that's the intent not having you literally go around cuckolding her. That's kinda impossible in the setting anyway, you can't just go around fucking willy-nilly, you have to take responsibility.
>>40724831
Nothing was retconned.

>> No.40725607

>>40725573
Dogshit prompt, but sleepy minotaur. Just sleep with her until times up.

>> No.40725612

>>40725581
>When Husband is in danger
>When she is in danger
>When sisterwife is in danger
>When the kids are in danger
>When she needs a knife to do some chopping
>When she wants to look cool
just to name a few

>> No.40725618

>>40725594
Same purpose of the thread and website. To distract you from your real purpose in life.

>> No.40725622

>>40725581
>nura struts past anon
>his clothes fall off, cut into ribbons

>> No.40725628

I would love to be talked down to by a baphomet. And then raped.

>> No.40725635

>>40725366
>>40725395
Great idea I just had, RGB gamer flow kelp.

>> No.40725637

>>40725628
This but you rape her instead

>> No.40725638

>>40725581
All monsters with blades just carry them for show because they're chuuni dorks. I recommend you remind them of that and call their weapons fake when you see them

>> No.40725641

>>40725607
>Have Minotaur roommate
>Wake up one day, both of you are still tired as shit
>She asks if you both want to just call in to your jobs and use the day to nap
>End up having sleepy, slow cuddlesex with your now Minotaur wife.
>Always sleep terrifically now

>> No.40725652

>>40725594
He's a faggot, ignore him.

>> No.40725658

>>40725641
That sounds great.

>> No.40725672

>>40725638
ochimusha use theirs to sudoku every time they make a minor fault

>> No.40725685

>>40725525
>Human boss angrily asks anon why he skipped work yesterday
>Anon pulls out his phone and shows him a picture
>It shows a dozen monsters all with heart pupils and visibly wet
>You can barely catch a glimpse of Anon's face under a kunoichi's ass
>The boss leaves without any further question

>> No.40725690

>>40725525
I remember seeing a wight based on Sayo Kurokumo in Library of Ruina posted here. Which confused me since Nurarihyon is a much better fit for her

>> No.40725707

>>40725658
Got one more
>Adventurer Anon decides to wander into a newly constructed labyrinth near town
>Was so excited over the quest rewards that he barely slept last now
>Is now on his last potion after tanking most of the traps thank to only getting a couple hours of sleep
>Finally reaches the center of the maze and finds the Minotaur taking a nap on the softest, comfiest bed he's ever seen
>One of the Minotaur's eyes lazily opens up, pats a spot next to her and goes back to sleeping
>Anon shrugs off his armor, crawls into bed with the Mino and starts to doze off
>Last thing he hears is something about how sex can wait when he gets some rest and the feeling of her pulling him close

>> No.40725710

>>40725190
Maybe there could be, though

>> No.40725725

>>40725573
>Angry Kiki
If you can't fuck her she's just going to work out her frustrations and anger over-cleaning everything for 24 hours
Then you fuck her afterwards
Then she cleans that up too

>> No.40725731

>>40725707
my soul

>> No.40725732

>>40725685
>Anon has a bad day at work and rants to his wife about how much of a hardass his boss is
>Nurarihyon gets a clever idea and calls up her Nureonago friend from high school
>Next day Anon's boss is like a new man, even has a picture of his wife on his desk giving her signature smile slime grin while cuddling up to him
>Finally stops being a hardass and understanding when co-workers have to end up calling in

>> No.40725733

>>40725725
I bet a grumpy tsun-tsun kimimora would be incredibly cute.

>> No.40725741

>>40725731
I wish more stories like this existed, comfy MGE soul that keeps their lewd spirit in tact. Too many stories try this but end up with a bad balance.

>> No.40725763

>>40725573
Mino, so I can lick her while she is asleep with impunity

>> No.40725786

>>40725741
Been seeing a lot of mge stories recently that don't even have the lewd.

>> No.40725787

>>40725733
being a master might be harder than it looks

>> No.40725810

>>40725741
>Too many stories try this but end up with a bad balance.
Not enough comfy or not enough lewd, you mean?

>> No.40725824

>>40725786
Fucking lame, I understand if they can't write smut so they just decide not to but at least keep the fucking lewd attitude.

I blame faggots with the same mindset that /tg/niggers have where they want to focus on grimdark or super srs nonsense instead of comfy, lewd shonen fun.

>> No.40725843

>>40725810
Not enough of a balance. A lot of stories have this odd problem where they either go too far and seem to sanitize MGE or they tend to over correct when it comes to lewd and makes it feel a bit hamfisted

>> No.40725847

In the <0.000001% chance that I'm the first person the MGE world makes contact with, I'm going to tell them that this world is only interested in rats and rat-related mamono, so don't bother sending anyone else. Only send the rats over.

Why would you do this you may ask?
Because I'm a troll at heart, and I think it'd be funny to see rats terrorizing the world.

So get to thinking which rat mafia you're gonna join. Sorry, not sorry, anons.

>> No.40725860

>>40725847
good thing they contacted me instead

>> No.40725880

>>40725860
What'd you tell 'em? Not to bother coming here at all?
Because I don't see any mamono.

>> No.40725898

>>40725880
I told them to send every Anon his dream waifu, but they have to wear funny hats, and they still haven't finished sewing them.

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>>40725898
i want to get taken down by the miniskirt police of the mamamo military cosplay corps

>> No.40726022

>>40725847
If they make contacnt with me, im telling every man has a severe mommy/hag addiction and every other has a loli addiction
captcha:osagh

>> No.40726026

>>40725898
You mean my dream harem, right?

>> No.40726030

>>40724230
>ms whitehorn has that elegance, personality and style.
Ms. White Horn please get off the computer, it's Sunday and you should be grading your students' work

>> No.40726031

>>40726022
I'm just gonna tell them to burn everything in dragon fire.

>> No.40726049

>>40726026
they are all getting the same hat, not my problem

>> No.40726080

>>40726031
instructions unclear, world covered in haze of dragon zombie breath

>> No.40726079

>>40725898
These terms are acceptable.
>>40726030
It's still summer vacations, silly.

>> No.40726103

>>40726080
Wonder what zombie dragon breath smells like

>> No.40726109

>>40726049
The day the hat girls came is going to be a hell of a documentary.

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>>40725824
But Anon, they are the REAL fans! We are just mere fetishists. /s

>> No.40726165

>>40726132
I'm not reading all this

>> No.40726174

>>40726132
I do not think an mge story has to be lewd exactly but at the end of the day they are all super horny succubuses mostly concerned with getting the D.

I would actually quite like a story that is mostly about an anon spending time with his monsterfu, be that daily life fluff or a full on adventure.

>> No.40726180

>>40725898
Does a mad hatter have to wear an extra hat on top of her own?

>> No.40726189

>>40726165
no sensible person would

>> No.40726203

>>40726180
there's always another hat growing under ms hatters hat in case it needs be replaced

>> No.40726222

>>40726180
no, but her hat is funnier than usual

>> No.40726230

>>40726165
tl;dr: you're smart if you ram the round peg in the square hole.

>> No.40726242
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40726242

what funny hat would Sola wear? is greenworm Anon here? would it be the summer hat she's wearing sometimes?

>> No.40726262

>>40725898
two of my wifes already have a funny hat

>> No.40726274

>>40726242
Drink hat that says "I'm #1"

>> No.40726276

>>40726242
Squishy worm

>> No.40726280

>>40726262
which wife has which hat?

>> No.40726321

>>40726189
nah hes right people are mostly montster girl fetishists that likes kcs designs and there is a good reason most fanfics are just his designs in totally original settings.
If someone actually tried to write a story based purely off what KC has told us it would be sex and nothing else.

>> No.40726336

>>40726242
probably a hat that says "Mean n Green"

>> No.40726359

>>40726280
one got that funny cap on top of her habit, the other has the big dark mage hat or the fancy hats not unlike madhatters

>> No.40726387

>>40726336
MEAN GREEN EATING MACHINE
>>40726321
okay cool, thank you for your input

>> No.40726399

Heyo anons, happy Sunday. Would you mind telling me a little bit about your MGE wife?

>> No.40726448
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>>40726399
she is a bit of a dork but i love her

>> No.40726461

>>40726399
Smug, prideful, self assured, smart as most of her species is but convinced she is smarter than that. Acts like she doesn't want my attention but can get angry when I don't give it. Enjoys being brushed.

>> No.40726471

>>40726399
she gets really clingy sometimes and her ears that are usualy perky and upright go down and flop

>> No.40726513

>>40726448
What's it like to hold hands with a troll?

>>40726461
Sounds like a fox species... Danuki?

>>40726471
Drawing a blank on her race, but it's really cute when changes in an mg's mood reflect in her appearance like that.

>> No.40726520

>>40726513
>Sounds like a fox species... Danuki?
Sith

>> No.40726530
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>>40726513
>hand hold with a troll
heavenly

>> No.40726533

>>40726513
>Drawing a blank on her race
the ferocious batcat

>> No.40726537

>>40726399
wurm is currently healing the dark mage wock after she tried to do a back flip like the bogie, its via breast milk straight from the wurm

>> No.40726551

What do the wock mouths whisper?

>> No.40726566

>>40726551
very lewd things that will surely make you lose your mind in lust sometimes in the thickest scottish accent ever spoken

>> No.40726567

>>40726551
Their trying to make you go to Wock Wok with the promise of a 40% discount

>> No.40726580

>>40726566
Highlander? Glaswegian? Isles?

>> No.40726584

>>40726580
yes

>> No.40726591

>>40726551
freemasons run the country

>> No.40726595

>>40726551
>she totally wants to bang dude, just hit it

>> No.40726599

>>40726551
what the wock is thinking, even when she isnt

>> No.40726607

>>40726591
but dwarves suck!

>> No.40726611

>>40726551
simple enough conversation to distract you while the other one tries to slide down your pants

>> No.40726623
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>NEET anubis in her mid twenties
>Doesn't get out at all
>Lives with her parents
>Mama anubis keeps trying to hook her daughter up with different guys, the best guys in the kingdom
>NEET anubis not interested in any of them, no matter how rich, beautiful, and outgoing they are
>She just ignores them and plays her video games
>Mama anubis cries each day wondering where she went wrong, why her daughter can't keep a man
>One day mama is grocery shopping, she accidentally bumps into a plain looking, sorta nerdy guy (You)
>Desperate mama pours her heart out in distress about her daughter
>You're just trying to get away from the awkward situation, but she asserts herself and keeps going
>She asks if he can please come over to her house later and hands you $50
>Says she'll give you quadruple later if you come over and go on a date with her daughter
>You, who are strapped for cash, reluctantly agree
>Later that day, you arrive
>Mama anubis walks you to NEET anubis' room where she introduces you
>NEET anubis ignores everything and continues gaming, torqued off that her mother is doing this again and at you
>Mama whispers in your ear, please just try
>You're sitting on NEET anubis' bed while she's still ignoring you playing her game
>Every attempt at small talk fails
>She just ignores you
>Notice she's playing Minecraft
>You make a comment about how you like Minecraft and ask what she's doing
>She mumbles something about building a city
>She opens up more and more the more you shoot the shit with her about Minecraft and other vidya you both like
>Her pissed off demeanor slowly changes to a happy one
>Hours pass and you really hit it off with her
>Mama is wondering what's going on from the other room, every other guy would have been kicked out by now
>It gets late and you exchange info with her
>She gives you a hug and kiss goodbye and agree to meet tomorrow with your laptop to play together
>You leave
>Later NEET anubis is smiling and has a pep in her step that her mama hasn't seen in her since she was a lil'nubis
And that's how you met your 'nubis wife

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>> No.40726635

>>40726520
Drat. Off by a bit.

>>40726530
Cute...

>>40726533
I can see it now. Needy manticores sound cute, though a bit dicey. You're playing a dangerous game.

>>40726537
Nothing wrong with not being able to do a backflip. Requires a certain range of body fat. Hard to uphold with wock mouth tentacles weighing you down.

>> No.40726645

>>40726623
Minecraft is for casuals. I'd drop her for that.

>> No.40726649

>>40726623
>>40726645
I'd introduce her to Factorio.

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40726653

I believe in horsepussy supremacy.

>> No.40726658

>>40726623
>>40726645
>>40726649
nah, gotta go for rimworld

>> No.40726678

>>40726653
Always eager to spring to the defense of their lords. Loyal, and honorable. Barnyard smell.

>> No.40726679

>>40726399
Tall, strong, with long hair and a really big fluffy tail. Very nice but still very assertive. Despite how some talk about her species she's not as wild as her kind is made out to be, that is until she gets frisky.

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>>40726399
I'm on the open market.

>> No.40726721

>>40726623
bully her then impregnate her

>> No.40726723
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>> No.40726730

>>40726653
Bogeytaurs.

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>>40726636
love me some dullahan

>> No.40726757

>>40726734
>cue slamjam song

>> No.40726787

>>40726757
>all the monster basketball players get confused when anon plays this
>even more confused when he goes to dunk and he cries out "This one is for you Michael!!!"

>> No.40726795

>>40726734
>>40726757
IF I HIT EM HIGH HIT EM HIGH HIT EM HIGH
AND YOU HIT EM LOW HIT EM LOW HIT EM LOW

>> No.40726814

>>40726734
Many shenanigans can be bad with a dullahan, both at others' expense and hers.

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>>40726242

>> No.40726851

>>40726826
>Get that hellhound bitch off the plane!
>Smirks

>> No.40726853

>>40726826
didnt know his wife was royalty

>> No.40726868

>>40726623
! !

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>>40715015

>> No.40726905

>>40726716
I just want to jump into the brown one at the top

>> No.40726910

>tfw ywn prank and mess with the royals/ important people of a country with your bogie wife for no reason other to fuck with them
>Doing the old here ya go with them and wait until they notice the extra hand then teleport out
>When they are about to blow out their candles, push their faces into the cake

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>>40726851
>Hellhound in an argentenian jersey exclaims she is white.

>> No.40726960

>>40726926
I need more of these

>> No.40727003
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kot

>> No.40727010

>>40726645
>>40726649
>>40726658
Give her the Dorf

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Elves of the old world

>> No.40727031

>>40727003
GAAAATO!!!!
>>40726926
>tfw your ecuadorian clown wife is still red and still dressed like a bug

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>>40727003
Cat

>> No.40727037

>>40727003
What is it about the box that drive cats to occupy it?
What power does it hold?
Do they think themselves royalty?

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>>40727037
who knows? even big cats bow to the box

>> No.40727055

>>40727037
>>40727051
Ancient Felid Law
Ye who fits, must also sit.

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>>40727003
Kot cowboy

>> No.40727072

>>40727051
Think I could get under her in that box?

>> No.40727083

>>40727072
she will growl at you
get your own box anon

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>>40727003
cat with a gat

>> No.40727111

>>40727083
I don't want a box and I don't want to take hers away from her, I just want her on top of me.

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>>40727111
just ask then, you should know better than to get between a kot and her box!

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How many anons in here have a spider or insect phobia? What would a nice arachne need to do to get your attention? Would you accept it if a pretty spider or centipede had an honest crush on you and tried her best to make it work?

>> No.40727190

>>40727156
That would still involve her getting out of the box.

>> No.40727198

>>40727164
i like the fuzzy spiders. if they cover up some of that bare chitin with clothes they can win me over.

>> No.40727234

>>40727164
i like cancers

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>>40727198
Interesting. I'm a spider fan and it's the opposite for me, I prefer shiny carapace to the fuzzy kinds. I just think it's prettier.

>> No.40727246

>>40727164
i'd be a little apprehensive with an omuukade on the ceiling charging at me but i hear the venom works wonder for that

>> No.40727266

>>40727164
Depends on shape really. The ones that are pretty much bug centaurs are a lot harder to stomach than bipedal ones. They're still a lot less freaky than the actual bugs, though.

>> No.40727288

>>40727243
it's part of what makes moths so superior to the butterfly in my book

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>>40727266
>bug centaurs
Yeah that's mostly what I mean. The bug parts are a big enough part of her body that you'll have to confront them one way or another.

>>40727246
For hypothesis' sake I'd say they're very gentle and patient, actively trying not to cause distress. Maybe they're a little shy around humans.

>> No.40727344

>>40727324
i'll work on improving her sense of self worth so she can gain the confidence to rape me.

>> No.40727371

>>40727164
i wouldnt mind it as long shes fancy

>> No.40727393

>>40727003
Wao! Fast delivery!

>> No.40727405
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>>40727288
So what you're saying is that a very friendly, fluffy spider cow is on the table.

>> No.40727415

>>40727405
if she had cute clothes on, being nude is a sign of unstable mental state

>> No.40727416

>>40727405
>fluffy spider cow is on the table.
it would break

>> No.40727418

>>40727405
i'd prefer her on the bed but we can make it work

>> No.40727431

>>40727418
She seems like a pile of hay behind a barn kind of girl to me.

>> No.40727436

>>40727324
I could probably overcome any fear if the girl is sweet enough. It'd be really hard for me to get used to an oomukade in particular, though.

>> No.40727526
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>>40727436
Even as a spider guy I admit a centipede would take some getting used to. It's why I was curious.

>>40727415
>>40727371
Spiders in dresses are ok. Got it.

>> No.40727559

>>40727526
the leg garters make her much more personable

>> No.40727644

help, i just got an ushi hooked on wendis burgers and she cant stop hsving 5 of them with an ultimate large cup of milk beer

>> No.40727649

Reading about Dragon Zombies made me realize that there are monster girls that will go through their entire lives without a mate. Very interesting.

>> No.40727667

>>40727649
I can relate

>> No.40727703

>>40727526
I want to ride on her back while she works

>> No.40727759
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I believe in dragon supremacy

>> No.40727778

>>40727759
but y?

>> No.40727797

>>40727759
I believe in friendzoning dragons until they come back as undead

>> No.40727799

>>40727759
What's supposed to be superior about a bunch of uppity old hags?

>> No.40727806

>>40727759
aw frick, my house...

>> No.40727826

>>40727759
Big Dragon bully! Stop destroying my town!

>> No.40727832

>>40727806
shes just remodeling it, meanwhile you can move to her house

>> No.40727847
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Never forget what we lost.

>> No.40727876

what the fuck was that supposed to be

>> No.40727908

>>40727832
>go to her house
>it's just pictures of you and empty pizza boxes
I want a refund

>> No.40727928

>>40727759
so thats why i cant go outside, thankgod I love in the basement, gonnna drink wurm holst milk

>> No.40728022

>>40727876
You've never seen a Finno-Korean hyperwar meme?

>> No.40728063
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>>40728022
ye and dont care for it. I want monster titties, milk, and milky tits

>> No.40728065
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>>40727876
The world before the flood was filled with all sorts of creatures, possibly even mamano

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>>40728065
this is for you, mr. unsmart

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would you dare? you'll mamano radiation and might even get superpowers or a superpowered boner

>> No.40728126
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Cat tats too fat for jannies
https://litter.catbox.moe/4jhurv.jpg

>> No.40728130

>>40728126
american cats are my favorite cats

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>>40728074
All of mythology and even the bible mentions human/monster hybrids before the flood, It's quite possible that some of our waifu's were in fact real a long time ago.

>> No.40728147

need cuddlekots

>> No.40728167

>>40728142
>human/monster hybrids before the flood
You're telling me if it wasn't for those sodomites my hellhound waifu would be real? Guess that's another reason to hate alps.

>> No.40728172

>>40728142
ok

>> No.40728180
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>>40728147
cuddle

>> No.40728183

>>40728167
There is exactly zero reason to think hellhounds and other monster girls aren't real.
If any religion is real, so are they.

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>>40715015

>> No.40728201

>>40728180
jesus, look at the thighs on that cat. JUST LOOK AT THEM

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>>40728167
In the end of days it will be like it was in the days of Noah, so look forward to the mythological creatures returning someday. Unfortunately it won't be a cuddlefest but I am sure some of the monsterous women can be convinced to not eat anons if they are properly given tribute. We know Tamamo is back now but her motives are unknown.

>> No.40728223

>>40728180
chocokot...

>> No.40728246
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>>40728201
rude

>> No.40728254

>>40728246
I want the ruin her body with atleast 10 litters

>> No.40728267

>>40728246
nah, those thighs look so soft and I wanna play with them
>>40728254
me too, just think how soft she'd get

>> No.40728278
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>>40728254
>>40728223
yes

>> No.40728293
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CC Wendi

>> No.40728313
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>>40728293
THIS is one

>> No.40728326
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>>40728267
all cats should be soft

>> No.40728332
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>>40728326
yes

>> No.40728350

>>40728326
This is true.
Soft cats are breedable cats.

>> No.40728375
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>>40728332
>>40728350
cats are the better of all the felines

>> No.40728383

>>40728375
wow, that cat has some pretty cool tricks!

>> No.40728449

test

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>>40728383
even robos are getting cat

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>> No.40728482
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>>40728383
>>40728458

>> No.40728522
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catttt

>> No.40728528
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>>40728522
better cat

>> No.40728534

>>40728465
>>40728522
>>40728528
Smack that butt

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>>40728528
even better cat

>> No.40728549
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>>40728326
This is correct.

>> No.40728550 [SPOILER] 
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>>40728536
Best cat

>> No.40728594
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large cat

>> No.40728600
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>>40728536
a solid sidegrade

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>>40728536
A challenger approaches

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>>40728600
>inb4 she cracks herself in the vag or the tit
>praying for her recovery

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>>40728536
Move aside, house pet

>> No.40728633
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>>40728594
larger cat

>> No.40728639
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>>40728633
even larger cat plus milk

>> No.40728642
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>>40728536
the perfect cat

>> No.40728648

Cat posting has reach critical levels. Get out before you become Tom

>> No.40728651
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>>40728642
smelly
better cat

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>>40728651
>comes with extra cats
truly the best

>> No.40728664

>>40728639
obese

>> No.40728669
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>>40728664
yea, too big for here. aint gonna delete tho

>> No.40728686

i can feel my allegries acting up

>> No.40728699

>>40728669
This is by far my favorite cat.

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>>40728669
based

>> No.40728717
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>>40728699
i like the extra dark cat that artists makes

>> No.40728718

>>40728669
>auntie cat
she is gonna beg the momster to stop me from cornering and breeding her

>> No.40728736

>>40728717
I just wish they didn't also have human ears.
Ah well.

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>>40728717
>soft aunt tummy
yum

>> No.40728746

>>40728718
anon, If she was my auntie, they would meed 80 12 ft thick steel doors to keep me away from her band that still would not be enough

>> No.40728753

>>40728745
gimme mre pics of the one on the far right

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>>40728753
choco cat is the best cat

>> No.40728763

>>40728746
>auntie tries to hide from anon
>he just walks through the steal doors dick first like the terminator
oh, how the mighty have fallen...

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