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4071001 No.4071001[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I'll say it in red that only the pope can use:

>>>/rs/Jesus_was_dead_when_he_was_placed_in_the_tomb

>>>/rs/He_was_not_in_the_grave_three_days_later

>>>/rs/No_human_could_have_moved_the_rock_blocking_the_entrance

Do you still refuse to believe, Richard Daaawkiiiiins?

>> No.4071009

I chuckled.

>> No.4071013
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4071013

It's useless...

It's all useless!

>> No.4071007

>>4071001
so they used a camel to move the rock

>> No.4071020

The thought of the Pope waving floating red text comes to mind.

>> No.4071022

FUND IT

>> No.4071029

>>4071020
>better yet he should use greentext

>> No.4071032

>>>/rs/No_one_could_mistake_someone_else_for_Jesus!

>> No.4071041

Jesus had DID.
When Jesus died, it was only this personality who died, he wasn't really dead.
I SOLVED THE BIBLE.

>> No.4071042
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4071042

http://www.4chan.org/If_no_human_could_have_moved_the_rock,_then_there's_no_way_it_could_have_be
en_moved_to_the_entrance_in_the_first_place.

>> No.4071048

Only red tells the truth.

>> No.4071057

>>4071032
http://www.4chan.org/They_did_not_know_the_risen_Jesus_by_sight_thus_the_man_was_not_Jesus_thus_othe
r_agencies_removed_or_destroyed_the_body_within_the_tomb_agencies_such_as_small_bombs

>> No.4071064

Jesus is Mary Magdalene.

>> No.4071066

I feel like he's force chocking throught that pic...

>> No.4071063

There was a hidden door!

>> No.4071061

>>4071042
Need to work on your blue truth, but that's not a bad counter.

>> No.4071060

>>4071042
>>>/rs/The rock only became unmovable for humans
>>>/rs/once it was blocking the entrance.

>> No.4071069
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4071069

>>4071013
It's needless...

It's all needless!

(I fixed that for you)

>> No.4071070
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4071070

what the fuck is this shit.

>> No.4071077

>>4071063

Against the ten Moses commandments.


However, the existence of an alternate exit that was not hidden has not been denied.

>> No.4071081 [DELETED] 
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4071081

>>4071063
No hidden doors are PERMITTED

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4071078

>> No.4071083

>>4071063
>>>/rs/There_were_no_other_entrances_to_the_tomb_other_than_the_main_entrance!

>> No.4071084

>>4071060
http://www.4chan.org/Then_there_is_no_way_it_could
http://www.4chan.org/have_removed_3_days_later_to
http://www.4chan.org/confirm_his_death..

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4071086

>>4071063
>>>/rs/No_hidden_doors_are_PERMITTED

>> No.4071091

>The four gospels must be solved with love
>All the clues solving the gospels are contained in Matthew Mark Luke and John

>> No.4071092

Jesus was removed from the tomb shortly after being placed there, before the rock was put in front of the entrance. He was never in the tomb to begin with!

>> No.4071097

>>4071077
I lold

>> No.4071101

It's obvious!
Someone else was hiding within when the tomb was sealed, and ate the body during the three days, sneaking out after the rock was moved!

>> No.4071106

http://www.4chan.org/The_rock_was_moved_by_something_not_human..

Counter it.

>> No.4071105

>>4071086
OH HO! ICWUTUDIDTHER.....

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>> No.4071110

http://www.4chan.org/The_rock_had_SMALLBOMBS_in
http://www.4chan.org/it_which_later_destroyed_the_rock
http://www.4chan.org/allowing_Jesus_to_escape_unnoticed
http://www.4chan.org/and_replace_the_rock..

>> No.4071111

use alt+0160 for spaces, derp

>> No.4071114

Has anyone noticed that in all gospels that the Son of Man and the Son of the Lord God are strangely similar characters. I'm just throwing this out there, but during Matthew I got the distinct impression that Jesus == Messiah. Jessiah solves the whole ritual purity by God's love as physical miracles rather than just Talmudic intepretation.

MIND BLOWN.

>> No.4071117

The people who entered the tomb to check if the body was present lied about its disappearance.

>> No.4071120

>>4071106
Yes, it was moved with the power of the Lord! Why won't you just accept already?
[ahaha.wav]

>> No.4071123

It wasn't a tomb, it was actually a bearcave.
Jesus' body was eaten by a family of bears.

>> No.4071125

>>4071117
Dawkins wasn't there to witness it, so it's highly subject.

>> No.4071128

You know you get to kill the pope in Assassin's Creed II.

Granted it was one of those super-corrupt popes and he was also a Templar, but still you get to jump down and stab his face right when he's giving a sermon.

Of course he doesn't die because the Papal staff is a Piece of Eden.

>> No.4071132

>>4071120

Or, you know... a donkey.

>> No.4071133

God = Jesus the man = the holy spirit

or spigosus, a three way split personality

>> No.4071136

GOD = SATAN

YOU NEVER SEE THEM TOGETHER

>> No.4071139

>Some terms were ignored as they were too short/common.
Results for "Jesus was dead when he was placed in the tomb":
>Some terms were ignored as they were too short/common.
Results for "He was not in the grave three days later":
>Some terms were ignored as they were too short/common.
Results for "No human could have moved the rock blocking the entrance":

>> No.4071137

http://www.4chan.org/Mary_announced_she_had_discovered_Jesus
http://www.4chan.org/When_she_alerted_people_she_removed_the_body
http://www.4chan.org/And_disguised_herself_as_Jesus_using_his_clothes

>> No.4071135

Also,

http://www.4chan.org/The_grave_and_the_tomb_in_OP_post_could_be_different_places!

>> No.4071140

Father = Original
Holy Spirit = ORIGINAL
Jesus = Piece Original

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>>4071137
>>4071032

>> No.4071146

From the bible:

"While they prepared the tomb I kept guard over him. His mother and the Magdalen had gone to fetch clean linen to shroud his nakedness. I was alone with him… I laid my lips around the tip of that great cock, the instrument of our salvation, our eternal joy. The shaft, still throbbed, anointed with death’s final ejaculation."

So someone definitely checked on Jesus's corpse.

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4071147

>>4071139

It's funny because it says it in red.

>> No.4071149

>>4071137

What about the beard?

>> No.4071149,1 [INTERNAL] 

Oh come on, Janitor-kun. This was a good thread.

>> No.4071149,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>4071149,1
nofunallowed.jpg

>> No.4071149,3 [INTERNAL] 

Yeah, how come the /sp/ threads were allowed to stay, but this one had to be removed immediately?

>> No.4071149,4 [INTERNAL] 

This is why we can't have nice things. Looks like a good repost to do when I get off of work.

>> No.4071149,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>4071149,1
"Red text" was never funny, go back to /a/ with this bullshit.

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