/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40699573
I'm hot tonight!

The water helps.

>>40699185
>wonderland incursions become regular events
there's a 40% of raining hats on thursday and a 15% chance of scattered jubjub stampedes on friday.
stay tuned for next weeks forecast

>>40699504
Dirlewanker would die and it would be quickly since he would have a lot of difficulty identifying his preferred victims (the weak and defenceless).

>>40699589
Where has MsWhitehorn plugged the rest of that swimsuit?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40652298/chapters/101855028

Hey - here's a new story about a gloomy holst childhood friend and her anime club. It's not very good, but I wrote it anyway. Not lewd but it will be eventually.

Sex with sabbath girls

>>40699592
>jubjub stampedes
All that flab...dear god...

> 40699605
Ignored.
Post a hot Tanuki as your penance.

>>40699609
Gloomy cow? Goth cow?

>>40699622

>>40699609
Cool, will real. Thanks cromble

>>40699536
>>40699545
>>40699605

>>40699681
kys yourself

>>40699681
Nice monstergirl image nigger

>>40699573
>wet your dick
>insert into Glacie
>small enough to lift and still walk around
>wrap icy arms around neck, thighs around Anon's ass
>body to body
>problemsolved

>>40699686
>Kill yourself yourself
Retard.
>>40699694
I want to know how much a legendarily based hero would succeed in Monster Girl Encyclopedia.

wouldn you encourage a dragons mindless self-indulgence?

> 40699681
Wrong troll, retard
Trolls here have flowers in their hair and big freckled milkbags.

>>40699726
It depends on the form that indulgence takes.

>>40699734
don't indulge the schizo, indulge the mamono instead

>>40699726
not that dragon
Si long is a genocidal bitch

>>40699747
I wanna indulge a Jinko.

>>40699747
I think today I'm gonna act up in Ms. Manticore's class.

>>40699726
>Does it involve a well-stacked Creeping Coin and a 2-gallon bucket of massage oil...?

>>40699718
>I want to know how much a legendarily based hero would succeed in Monster Girl Encyclopedia.
And you got an answer, he wouldn't have any measure of success when he finds that the little girl he's trying to rape is stronger than he is. Now go back to your containment board.

>>40699681
False flagging communigger trying to stir up shit.

>>40699726
I love their music.

>>40699747
>tfw you came late to her class as the deliqeunt you are and she throws her spines at you, which you catch and toss into the wall
>Go to your desk, putting your feet on it and just chilling in her class

>>40699802
Ignore the amateur trolling
>pick a fox instead

>>40699792
nows that fucking hot, i bet the dragon would even drink the creeping coins milk

>>40699802
>And you got an answer
No I didn't. You just spilled some pilpul.
>>40699804
>communigger
Would a communigger have a based shirt like this?

yet another image i simply cannot get over. love angels. dont really like MGE angels, mind. same with the dark ones. specifically, i like the idea of a guardian angel who decides that you are never allowed to leave her sight.

> 40699839
Pointy-ears.
The flat-ears just looks wrong.
Yes, I know they're boats so no (you) but theyre still cute foxxes.

>>40699860

>>40699695
Pumping your fat cock inside a tight little glacie!
Hearing her cute moans and whimpers as you bounce her up and down!
Feeling her tighten up as she cums over and over again!
Flipping her over to fuck her from behind!
Pulling her cute twin tails and slapping her cute little butt!
>Cumming deep inside while she screams your name over and over!
Feeling her cold little tongue as she kisses your cock and balls!

>>40699905
are you ok

>>40699802
I am pretty sure heroes are implied to be as strong as a lot of monsters. It's not totally one sided

>the fate of lvl.1 Hero Anon after he took the lvl 5 Orc Raider Quest

>>40699939
Orc Camp was merely a setback

>>40699939
It's going to be grueling to grind enough levels to reach a good girl without losing.

>>40699939
Cut down in his prime, now forced to snu snu and cook and clean for an orcess in her filthy hovel
He should have went to the red mountain.

>>40699930
Hero in that case is defined as an individual who had their "level cap" removed through will of a god.

>>40699863
IIRC, the flat ears are supposed to resemble the ears of a fennec fox.

>>40699939
imagine how fucking strong will he be after he incubizes and trains with beloved wifey
the only downside is that he will be locked to a "barbarian" class forever, but oh well

>>40699930
The Dirlewanker brigade suffered 315% casualties during the Warsaw Uprising and had similarly high casualties every other time it faced any opposition. The only military units that fared worse in combat are child soldiers. I am confident that Dirlewanker would not get ordained as a hero with that much incompetance.

>>40699939
she treats him very kindly and gently, even helping him level up. he reaches level 5 when shes at level 30, and shes very proud of him.

>>40700002
The "Barbarian" class in games of D&D and derivatives would be more appropirately called a Berserker class since so-called "Barbarian" tribes would need other classes - including standard Fighters - among their number so no class is off limits to him.

>>40699792
>tfw Anons Dragon-waifu moves to fuck him on top of their gold hoard
>tfw the coin hoard is already schlicking itself waiting for you both to climb on and start

>>40699990
I get that, but there aren't boats in a desert, so it's still weird.

tfw no kamidere lilim

>>40700010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHRH-pcFVio&t=1193s

>>40700002
The best part about losing to barbaric Monstergirls is grinding through years of snu-snu until you surpass your wifey and 'defeat' her every night in bed

Of course, you will spend a LOT of nights between her thick green thighs getting there, but it's all part of the fun

>>40699956
>He says, voice muffled by Orc thighs

>>40700054
I only like sophisticated green with posh English accents.

>>40700233
The guy in the game is technically an incubus and he never seems to get any better.
Unless what he does is actually how good an incubus is and everyone else cums upon touch. Which they did seem to based on werecat dialogue

Been trying to find this pastebin Cheshire Cat story for the longest time. All I know is that the title was something like “I want that fucker named” followed by some other words. Took place in a high school I think

>>40700054
>>40700255
those green cheeks have me questioning my loyalty to Human Kingdom

>>40700309
Imagine cumming on those abs..

KC's Ogre needs more muscle. I'd happily submit to muscle Orc (although P'Orcs are nice too)

>>40700159
Arknights isn't about boatgirls though.

>>40700335
>she just smiles and says
>you had your fun, now it's my turn
>she pushes you on your back, grabs your ankles
>raises your legs and spreads them while stradling you

>>40700400
No Miss Orc I came already I came already no no no n--

>>40700400
Anon-kun, think of the advertisers.

>>40700437
Disgusting image

why you gotta go all the way with the ugly orcs when you wanna talk about the green ones?

>>40700438
come on, it's a nice image, mods don't visit here anyway
>>40700437
girls just riding you till they cum enough, not looking at you writhing in post orgasm torture is patrician fetish

>>40700497
no

>>40699860
Untrustworthy

>>40700387
Fucking cocktease elves.

>>40700472
Yeah, it's not like it's hard to find green orc pictures that look good.

>>40700633
honestly this guy should have turned this into a manga, those few pictures and a doujin was a wasted potential of such cute couple

How does one attract a gothicore?

>>40700722
creepville stomp

>>40694650
>Well git gud and meet the requirements or kys

Canonically you don't have to anymore.

>>40700722
Start a band.

>>40700748
People often forget but the best part of a baphomet twerking would be seeing their little tail shake about. Sometimes I forget they even have tails.

>>40700301
Pastebin is fucked and anything there is long gone.

>>40700748
2A and 68EEs, based Scotus.

>>40700875
And the Blow vs. Maid decision.

>>40700301
>>40700864
You might have luck finding it in the Mega archive (once Wikifag gets it fixed again) but a lot of stuff is just gone.

>using an obscure exploit in the magic system to 1-shot the dragon

>>40701019
weak, imagine not wrestling the dragon into bed and piercing her cervix over and over

Here is your sushi, sir

>>40701075
perdon, but i didnt order calamri

>>40701085
Well you know how it is. Sometimes you order calamari and sometimes the calamari orders you.

>>40701122
is that why I was taken from my home while i was training and Am in front of this very rich and lusty sea witch while wearing nothing but fighting shorts?

>>40701085
You are eating the clamari even if the clamari has to tie you with her tentacles to her pussy or ass!

>>40701122
Why does this game have other girls?

>>40701202
but can I at least warm up for 4 hours while jumping rope nonstop, dont wanna pull a muscle or something

>>40701204
What game?

>>40701187
That seems likely. The downside of automation is that the newer ships don't have so many men on them. Used to be a hundred girls could find husbands after a shipwreck, now they're lucky if it's ten.

>>40701218
Dimension of Monster Girls.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/812410/Dimension_of_Monster_Girls/

I know you can't put your trust in foxes, but can you thrust into foxes?

>>40699726
>in order to marry a dragon in dragonis you are forced to use a spear
Lmao dragons fear the gun,for the gun makes them obselete

>>40701246
Well shit, at least she saw how I was training and let’s me continue to push my limits

>>40701278
Every man has one in their pants, just gotta know when to pin and pierce the dragons hymen

>>40701271
you can do both of those things. why wouldnt you be able to trust foxes?

>>40701246
>kraken sinks ship in search of husband
>there are no men, only robots workers

>>40701337
Anon this isnt a monster

>>40701351
It's a robutt.

>>40701363
What is this, an image for ant-girls?

*

>>40701363
>>40701384
D

Kirin MG when?

>>40701373
Didnt someone make an entire catalogue for custom womb parts?

i like this picture too

>>40701494
Thanks. Good night.

>>40701505
I wonder how a monster girl would react if after like 5 minutes after being invited into her home you were fast asleep.
Would they wake you to try and have sex with you? Wake you up with a blowjob? Think you're super cute and wait until tomorrow?

>>40701528
A lot of heavy breathing, sniffing and awkward attempts to snuggle up to you

>>40701528
I hope it's the last one. It's not worth it when you or your partner are too sleepy to enjoy it properly.
>>40701595
Snuggling is the best outcome.

>>40701528
either this>>40701595
or she starts to use you as sex toy while your asleep. riding you, schlicking off using your face, rubbing her pussy all over your face, making you suck her titties if she has any milky ones, or otherwise taking advanatge of your sleeping state to do things to it so you slowly cant get rid of the boners you get when you look at her

>>40701528
It would be the perfect time for cuddles or lap pillow depending on where he fell asleep.

Sometimes I don't get why you guys don't put your money into getting esluts to read scripts pretending to be your waifu.

>>40701651
you can get that for free. not hard.

>>40701651
Reality in any form is at odds with the sublime.

>>40701528
She would invite her friends over.

>>40701528
Sometimes after work you just need the sleep.

>>40701651
i think you got the wrong thread, we only talk about monster girls here

>>40701651
It's a matter of principle.

>>40701446
Wait

What

>>40701528
place blanket over you and leave you to sleep. obviously it varies but most monsters are respectable, kind people.

>>40700893
The Mega works fine.
OP just fucked up the link.

https://mega.nz/folder/Hngw0SIa#zpdOoLypV25kC8b-nDeb1A28gkm <- He added 28gkm at the end for some reason.

https://mega.nz/folder/Hngw0SIa#zpdOoLypV25kC8b-nDeb1A
Here's the actual archive link.

>>40701651
I don't see what a waifufag would find appealing about involving an e-thot in his fantasies.

>>40701651
That is incredibly pathetic. Plus I hate ewhores.

>>40701710
I see, thank you. To me it looks like the previous OP fucked up typing the captcha and the mistake carried on to here. Gotta remember to correct it for the next thread.

>>40701710
He added a captcha?
>>40701713
It's because it makes it more real.
>>40701683
So you don't look at art of monster girls too because a 3d human made it, right?

>>40701736
why you bring ewhores and paying for it dummy? please see yourself. art is different from paying a woman to say your cringy fantasies dummy

MILK MACHINE BROKEN
THE MILK GOES UNDRUNKEN
I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY GLAAAAASS
I DONT KNOW THE SEASON
OR WHAT IS THE REASON
I'M SITTING HERE GROPING THESE TIIIIITS
A FERTILE PLACE
A BARN FILLED WITH HAY
ITS ONLY THESE WARM TITS I FEEL
IT'S HER MILK I DRINK
BEFORE IT FALLS IN THE SINK
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
THERE WILL BE MILK
SPILLED
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR GRABS HER BREASTS
THE ONLY DROPS
LEFT
WILL CONSIST OF A MILK MUSTACHE
BECAUSE HER MOUNTAINS DON'T TAKE BACK WHAT THEY GIVE
OH NO THERE WON'T BE MILK
SPILLED
IT'S THE ONLY THING I'LL EVER DRINK

i like this girl too. its not quite medical play, but she gave me a kink for whatever it is. i want to be drugged and made into a cumpump.

>>40701755
People here commission art of their waifus all the time.

>>40701702
Someone drew a catalogue of custom wombs you could buy for your android wife, as in swappable parts, I just don't remember where or who.

why it went to shit, with that shitty MGS revenange shit and the other tard equating art commisision to paying a whore to say something cringy. Is it cause its friday

>>40701817
When the portals open your monster wife will want to go shopping and spend time with other monster girls doing girl stuff and there is nothing you can do about it.

>>40701736
>It's because it makes it more real.
Not really, I think suspension of disbelief would be too hard. In the worst case scenario you're directing your feelings to the eslut.
>So you don't look at art of monster girls too because a 3d human made it, right?
Masturbating to a hentai picture is not the same as masturbating to the artist.

>>40701710
I’ll take a look later thanks

>>40701774
>i want to be drugged and made into a cumpump.
Well too bad, you're getting drugged up on love potions and made into a loveslave.

>>40701837
Ones a nun, ones is aextra creepy rich perv from the noble side from the dragonia embassy in wonderland, and another is a damn clown. I dont think so

>>40699610
Slow lovemaking with teasing lewd brats
Coming in genuinely young loli monsters
Appreciating every inch of the peak female form

>>40701799
Huh, I want it.

>>40701858
arguably more fucked up, and not in a way i like. im not big on love potions. it feels less genuine.

Putting the voice of an ethot would ruin the fantasy, that ethot is a whore and probably has an onlyfans, there are numerous reasons to disregard ethots not including the ethot would be speaking english and that doesn't make sense for a monster girl to have the same language.

i love her a bit too much.

>no oni
>no demon
>no apophis
fuck

>>40701908
do you love her or just want to be a squid. I realized I just wanted to be the squid.

>>40701799
Is this the one you're talking about?

>>40701982
not particularly, i like my bones and stuff.

>>40701902
>monster forces you to drink love potion
>you try to resist, but your resist gives out after a little teasing
>spend all night having lovey cuddle sex
>wake up next to your new wife
>love potion's empty bottle still on night stand
>look closer at it
>it's just a bottle of pink lemonade with the label painted over
>wife hugs you from behind
>you try to break free to save some pride
>she doesn't let go
>you give up and accept your fate
>Anon is such a cute tsundere

>>40701774
i like when they stack up status effects on me.
charm, daze, confuse, rut, berserk, paralysis, toxic, priapism, you name it

>>40702046
man i love when tits got that weight, I want to just play with some massive soft titties, never mind the anger it may cause to a monster>>40702057

>>40701908
Flayers really grew on me with time. From perverse fantasies about being a squid and spending all day tentaclefucking, to comedy moments of holding hands in public with an eldritch abomination - they are just great

Checked the news lately?

>>40701122
Her asking if I like strong girls, saying Krakens are one of the strongest races and then asking with Yandere eyes "Do you want to be restrained again?" and her speech about being sexy to be overpowered by someone that doesn't wants to harm you automatically sealed the deal for me. Best girl in that game, after that I would have my mind made up that I am marrying her.

>>40701204
Why shouldn't it?

>>40702099
The portals open in taiwan?

>>40701982
I really like the squid thing, but honestly she'd still be top tier without it. I love the smile and the mystery behind it, the tentacles, the slimeyness, the intelligence, the power, the purple, the absolute control over me. its all perfect.
but also yes i do really want her to carry me in squid form.

>>40701868
>Slow lovemaking
No sorry when I see a brat with wide hips and plump thighs I cannot control myself

Still thinkin' 'bout thos' sandworms

>>40702046
i personally like the combination of confuse, charm and toxic. really just fuck me up. not as big on the rut or berserk ones, though. my favourite condition is still Addicted, but only for certain kinds. touch addiction, blood draining addiction and aphrodisiac addiction are my favourites.

Anyone knows shy KC abandoned and deleted all the tweets on his secondary account?

>>40702078
the first meeting is particularly interesting, where she's thumbing through your mind and getting to know you

>>40702149
oh and Caged, the wisp-exclusive one. the more that one stacks, the bigger the cage gets. 1 stack is arguably the worst you can have it. at 10 stacks youll basically have a small house of just you and your wife together in an eternal infinity.

>>40702046
bind and petrify (partial) are pretty neat too

>>40701989
Which mods would you get?

>>40702194
when at capacity her womb ejects like a single shot rifle shell and she slots another one in.

Selling fake love potions and aphrodisiacs to monsters is my new career

>>40702197
>>40702078
I love both of them

So I've finally come up with an idea on how you relieve yourself of waste while in a sandworm.

Okay, so obviously you can't, or at least won't want to, shit and piss in her mouth. That's where you live, and she probably wouldn't take too kindly to it.
So what do you do in the middle of the night when you're 100ft underground and she won't wake up to let you out? Simple.

You make your way deeper into her mouth to her esophagus. Stick your feet inside it and keep going until you're up to your waist. Try not to kick too much as to not give her an upset stomach. Now that your lower half is in her esophagus and stomach, you let it go. She doesn't taste it. You have poop hanging around where you sleep and live. Just don't go so deep that you can't slide back out. You don't wanna end up trapped in her esophagus or worse... while she's sleeping.
And if you have to only pee, just stick your wiener into the esophagus opening and pee in there.

>POV: You are a cute little ningen

>>40702222
In the end the monsters didn't need the potion, the love was inside them all along.

>>40702236
You don't have*

>>40702242
>my pov 10 seconds I bully her for being an ancient hag

>>40702242 #
>my pov 10 seconds before I bully her for being an ancient hag

>>40702290
Insolent kozou.

>>40702299
She can cast all the spells she do fancy swirly magics. I'm still gonna bully her hard

>>40702134
>when I see a brat with wide hips and plump thighs I cannot control myself
But consider the option of taking your time enjoying her lewd body and completely charming her with how skillfully she's been put in her place.

>>40702236
Hmm, this sounded better when I was half-conscious. Still, I think there's potential for a resolution here.

I'll keep brainstorming

>>40702311
i refuse to believe you arent replying to yourself

>>40702299
Y-you wouldn't hurt a 32 year old child, right miss?

>>40702343
are you fully unconscious now?

>>40702351
I've got some blood in my alcohol

>>40702299
Damn, why can't this highly competent mage get a husband?

>>40702370
Must not be that competent of she can't land a man.

>>40702356
same brother, just the other way around.

>>40702242
Love looking up at a girl from below like that.

Imagine the terrifying power of a lilim whose eyes are always covered by her hair aka the hentai protagonist.

>>40702311
There will be time to enjoy her body alright, we will be going all night.

>>40702344
He isn't, or not this time at least

>>40702406
I wanna touch lamia scales and lamia tongue

>>40702380
You have a point, it's so easy even an eight year old monster can do it. (Don't let Shirokuto's sabbath see this post)

>>40701989
And of course it's abubu

>>40702440
Abubu is top tier.

I love the elderly fox comic from a long while back he did

>>40702408
Her one weakness; eye contact
If only (you) could survive long enough to get close to her without being defeated.

>>40701760
JetstreamSamColgateSmile.gif

>>40702503
What?

>>40702502
Pretty easy, just sit down and read her questionable porn aloud

>>40702502
>Her one weakness; eye contact
What a coincidence, mine too.

>>40702507
It's a MGR:R meme, I can't post the gif of the character, Jetstream Sam, smiling, so I typed it out instead

Anyway, carry on--what's the best Monstergirl to take to the boardwalk Amusement park?

>>40702423
>going all night
I can agree to that, slutty wide-hipped lolis invite such passion it can only be quenched with hours of sex.

I want to propose to a wight only for her to demand that I kiss her foot to prove that I truly love her.

I want to fight in the arena to impress that one rich wight that always shows up to my fights as well as see if I can meet up with her afterwards

>>40702370
>>40702380
She’s waiting for the one foretold to her by the stars.
And she’s no stranger to biding her time.

>>40702530
Ice Queen, it'll be a completely unfamiliar experience for her

>>40702516
>And then her sweaty fingers intertwined with his and they lived happily ever after with many babies

>>40702606
>>40702606
can tell from how much dust is under her feet lmao

>>40702623
I'd still lick them

>>40699573

>>40702623
She floats though
Loli gote hooves uoooooooh

>>40701982
Related girl for who you could ask the same question: I like her personality, tsunderes and verbal abuse are the best. The spider form would be good as well, as an ultimate trump card to bully her with.

>>40702632
>>40702695
the sand comes from something very dry and unused

What are the best monsters for the romance cliche of rivals/enemies that don't like each other but slowly warm up and fall for each other? I'm a sucker for people having their icy hearts melted with love

>>40702708
>What are the best monsters for
The answer is always elf

>>40702708
dragons, lims, angels

>>40702708
Dragon

>>40702708
Lizardwoman?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40619163

Griffon thing! Sorry I didn't post anything for a while. Just couldn't finish this one. I hope you like it.
Also- do you guys know if anyone's ever done a story about the Uwaabomber? I've been thinking about writing something like that in the future but I don't want to if it's already tread territory.

>>40702708
Manticores. They’re tsun by default and enjoy cultivating an image of being a “classic” vicious monster.

>>40702708
A human knight that fights a Hellwan barbarian over a few battles, during their final battle they both fall off a cliff and must depend on each other to survive the ordeal both seperated from their sides, the causes of the war slowly cease to matter.

>>40702707
Should've said cobwebs. Won't be unused for long.

>>40702753
I'm reminded of a certain chapter in Berserk. They had better hope their comrades don't arrive to rescue them while they're in the middle of 'peace talks'.

>>40702463
Old fox got me addicted to hags
And now hag pussy makes me act unwise
It is a curse

>>40702820
I admit I plagerized Berserk a bit on my little story.

>>40702746
I will be happily reading it in bed, thanks for the contribution
Your "thing" stories are ways great so i expect no less
Also good on you for doing a griffon they need some love

>>40702746
>Also- do you guys know if anyone's ever done a story about the Uwaabomber?
Never heard of one. I think it would have been brought up in the thread before if there was one.

>>40702708
Vampire

>>40702708
fightinh fire mouse master, jinko who believes anon should be in the kitchen, and Dojo crashing anon

>>40699573

I want a _______________ to sit on me.

>>40702945
sandworm

>>40702945
troll or Jabberwock

>>40702945
fairy

Roll for two monsters.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

A pair of hot older monsters have just offered to pay for your drinks if you'll join them at their favorite bar this evening. The two of them have an ongoing bet that if you take one of them home with you after you're done partying, the other has to cover the bar tab.

Which one do you think you'll stumble home with after? Who's stuck with the bill?

>>40702977
>werebat
>angel
Guess my home's about to get more heavenly. Sorry fat bat. Not my type

>>40702945
Thick fox

>>40702977
>merrow or sea slug
sea slug takes it, i"d pretend to drink. maybe using a spell to send the liqur else where are just pretending i was drunk

>>40702945
hellhound

>>40702957
Based
>>40702968
Degenerate
>>40702973
Wholesome
>>40702993
Standard

>>40702945
wurm

>>40703006
i like to get smothered and or crushed by some massive and heavy cheeks

>>40702977
>crow tengu and ochimusha
I am taking the ochi

>>40702945
loli dark mage

>>40702993
Foxes like these are built for massive litters

>>40702945
Jinko, but I'd prefer to sit on her lap. Unless she's sitting on my face.
>>40702977
>Living Doll
>Humpty Egg
Old Humpty is something I didn't expect I'd imagine, I'm still definitely going with the CC doll.
>>40702992
I'd have chosen the other way around, personally. Bats are cute.

>>40702945
mindflayer

>>40702977
>Tsurara-onna
>Minotaur
well if my drunk self thinks straight or is atleast completely honest, I'll be taking that icy lady with me

>>40702977
>Jorou-Gumo
>Jinko
For some reason or another, I ended up taking both of them with me.

Powerful kitsune can instantly enslave a man just by wiggling their ears at him.

>>40702617
Would marrying her make me royalty? I never considered it

>>40703045
Then I will just have to grab hold of those ear tufts won't I?

>>40703005
Smelly
>>40703013
Hospital
>>40703021
Prison
>>40703026
Cute
>>40703033
Unnatural

>>40703056
honestly, 'unnatural' is the best compliment ive recieved this week.

>>40703056
>hosptial
worth it for some massive fat wurm ass on me

>>40703045
Even a very weak kitsune could enslave me if she had something big to wiggle.

>>40703054
A classic blunder, now you are within the range of her tails.

>>40702945
Deka Bogey.

>>40703035
I'd make the same choice but leaving behind a lonely drunk CC musclecow to wait for her cab by herself would still make me very sad.

>>40702945
group of elves
god gave me dick face hands and torso for this reason only

>>40702977
>ocelomeh
>manticore
Hard decision but I'll go with the manticore, she'd probably spike my drink anyway.

>>40703068
And she is under direct ear assault, complete with whispers and blowing.

>>40703076
>>leaving a lonely drunk CC musclecow by herself
fuck you fuck you fuck you
now Im stuck with both an ice lady and a muscle lady because I didn't want to see her sad.

>>40702977
>greenworm
>undine
Undine only drinks water. Greenworm gets balckout drunk and won't stop clinging to my leg. Undine forced to pay because her friend isn't in any condition to do anything. I'm forced to take greenworm home because I can't get her off. Now greenworm won't stop bragging about how I'm her boyfriend now and she totally won the bet.

I love sandworms

>>40703036
>drunk rape spider in night mode
>drunk tiger lady feeling her clock ticking
You are very brave to take on both.

>go to the desert to look for sandworms
>use cutting-edge geological surveying equipment to hunt down a sandworm and propose to her
>she's still afraid that you'll try to run if she lets you out

>>40703145
>Jinko clock ticking
What happens if I mention clocks in Jinkoland?

>>40703154
You would learn where the expression "fuck like a tiger" comes from.

You WILL marry a devout and pious order nun, and you WILL have many sons who will become heroes

>>40703154
they will thank you for volunteering for helping to repopulated the endangered jinko species

>>40703145
The pelvis is broken but the heart is fulfilled.

>>40703186
But I'm a virgin, I can't do that.

>>40702977
>Demon
>Youko
Very tough choice. I don't think I'll know which one would win unless it happens to me.

>>40703179
Misread as devout and pious older bun, these results are acceptable

>>40703186
Please stop spreading this lie. Jinkos are in no way endangered and every Jinko scientist I've asked has refused to provide any proof that they are!

>>40702977
>Tentacle and Atlach-Nacha
Just kill me.

>>40703276
well the proof is in their bedroom anon, just follow one of them inside...

>>40703214
>the demon has an embarrassingly poor tolerance for alcohol
>she gets flushed, clingy and giggly after a drink and a half, and is disarmingly cute
>youko can guzzle sake all night like it's water
>even before she starts drinking her kimono is sliding down her shoulders and she looks ready to pounce

>>40702977
>krampus
>arachne
Oh fug

>>40703296
I'm not falling for that one again

>>40703296
>Anon is never seen again
>approx 20+ small jinkos can be regularly sighted where he disappeared

Alright, monster finally corners a guy but notices he's exhausted. What comes first, rape or sleep so there's more energy for the "rape"?

>>40703333
gentle rape to lul you to sleep.

How do I reverse the situation and rape the monster instead?

>>40703333
Drag home, feed milk and rest.

>>40703307
>proof that anon is helping
what a hero he is

>>40702977
>Bogey
>Sylph
Barring the chance of going home with both, looks like the bogey is going to be the lucky one while the Sylph gets blown off.

>fuck, i love getting sweaty as all hell, if only i had a monster to lick it away
>Anon flexing sweaty muscles.png
how ro derail any thread on 4mon

>>40703428
consider suicide

>>40703359
>run at them instead of running away
>do a death roll until your on top
>pretend your asleep, then grab-n-cuddle when they get close
>be the hunter
just gotta be brave anon

>>40703395
>drunk, sloppy evil clown sex
I'm sickened but curious

>>40703301
How would anyone even be able to solve this riddle? Tell them no then you're a naughty boy who was willing to break their hearts, tell them yes then you're a naughty boy who thought he could take advantage of drunk women
There is no winning here

>>40703480
again bogety cuddle bug, bogie evil clown that will play witht thee naught little boy

If human boys didn't keep acting naughty, then they wouldn't have to be rape-corrected by angels.

>>40703506
aunty chesh is so hot, I'm gonna ask her out!

>>40703408
I want an android shog

>>40703517
I don't believe in angels so I'm safe from them

queen

>>40703520
Teasing aunt Chesh with promises of pawbean kisses

>>40703517
I'll have to summon a demon to protect me

>>40703542
>aunt chesh's friends walk in on her and anon doing such lewd

>>40703517
As IF

>>40703517
There is nothing incorrect about whacking off with a ratatoskr's tail.

Dhampir+Full vampire daughters.

>>40703517
You need naughty boys to correct naughty monstergirls.

Sabbath dark mage

>>40703640
ew

>>40703640
Sabbath mages get the spankings.

>>40703640
>hiding her face in such a big hat
its like shes asking to be kissed

>>40703517
sorry but no, Im not paying for anything I can get for free by looking for it, ms angel

>>40702977
>Owl Mage
>Nuraihyon
I skip the formalities and take them both in the back of my pickup truck.

>>40703520
>aunt Cheshire never went to her prom because no one asked her out
>she was so embarrassed seeing her friend from work at her nephews prom after he asked her to be his date

>>40703652
What do the loli dark mages not in the Sabbath get?

>>40703640
I've never liked the sabbath much but that body... it's making me reconsider it again.

>>40702977
I think I won the lottery

>>40703736
Also spankings, but bare assed because no Sabbath protection.

>>40702977
>Lilim and a Demon
I don't think I have a choice here, I think I'm going home with both.

>Still not stories of a man getting imposter syndrome after getting a strong monster like a Lilim or high ranking Succubus
I just want cute stories of monsters telling men to stop being dumb and just focus on love...

please do not fuck the goats

>>40703824
You can't tell me what to do

>>40703824
but she said please

>>40703824
I'm gonna fuck all the goats.

>>40703798
>I just want cute stories of monsters telling men to stop being dumb
Before that can happen, his emotions are going to boil over making him vent

>>40703520
>Screwing aunt chesh everyday you are at her house during summer vacation
>Never letting her rest as long she was in your sights
>Going on dates in her town, Making fun of the jabberwocks
>Getting closer with her as you learn her likes as well as learn of her fsavorite spots

>>40703855
>local anon breaks into a farm and impregnated all the goats

>>40703824
But tonight is Friday night and I have only my cool auntster to keep me company

>>40703765
>spanking a young dark mage's bare fat butt
Caution: this action will make both of you horny

>>40703693
>drunk OL owl mage
>gets a case of the giggles so bad it makes her glasses fog up

>>40703968
anon, thats a doodoo birb

>>40702977
>living armor
>soldier beetle
im taking both home

>>40703896
Auntster are not for sex

>>40704019
They are for sex, sweaty, animalistic, hidden sex

>>40703857
>Lilim decides to go to a gala in Royal Makai with her former destitute commoner husband after meeting him as a conscript in some shitty Order city
>Husband starts out fine but slowly gets increasingly more insecure as he meets all of these heroic, important looking husbands next to their just as powerful looking wives
>Lilim wife has to guide him out onto the balcony because he's about to have a panic attack, leads to a shouting match over why she even picked someone like him and how embarrassed she probably is over having to drag him around
>Husband gets tearfully thrown into a pocket dimension where his wife spends what feels like a month explaining to him how much she loves him and how mamono don't give a flying fuck about power, status, looks or even confidence when it comes to finding a husband
>Turns out the same goes for just about everyone at the event with almost 3/4 of the other men there being like him
>Now after that and about a dimension's worth of Lilim sex on top of being told how dumb he was being he feels much more confident in his skin, albeit still a little nervous.
>Even gets to play games with the other husbands after the introductions and initial festivities are wrapped up
Not a writer so sorry if this is dogshit, just had thoughts going on and wanted to get this down so maybe someone who can actually write something good.

>>40704019
There's nothing more beautiful and pure than your auntster carrying your baby in her belly

>>40703987
Whatever she is she's getting motorboated.

>>40703824
maybe just a quick pet or two

>>40704019
without your momster's permission

>>40704067
>>sorry if this is dogshit
you get a thumbs up from me anon, if this is the first prompt you're doing, you're going in the right path, I bet you could even try writing a short story and it would be well received as long as you stick to real MGE stuff.

>>40704068
>baby
Surely you mean babies

>>40699573

Beware fox

>>40704333
I am now aware of foxes
What now?

>>40704345
Avoid them

>>40704356
Instructions unclear, got stuck in fox tails.

>>40704356
i took shelter nearby, thanks

>>40704345
Worship focks

>>40704356
I've hidden myself in the mofu shrine
They will never find me here

>>40704417
>door shuts behind you
what now?

>>40704430
she's probably a coyote or something, it's fine

>>40704430
>One is tied up
>The nerd is getting stripped
Nice

>>40702977
>Nurarihyon
>Hobgoblin
Ultimately both will be coming home with me. Which i am fine with.

>>40704430
I open it.

manticores will brutally rape you and not even say thank you.

>>40704502
which ones do say thank you afterwards?

>>40704502
>Thanks for the meal NERD!

Trust angels

>>40704544
Why?

>>40704565
they're kind of desperate for purpose

>>40704637
Gonna run a temple (house) with my loyal angel supporters (harem)

>>40704544
Especially ones with black wings, right?