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Normal people like Beato the most.
Cool people like the MILFS the most.
Fangirls like Jessica the most.
Boring people like Shannon the most.
Siscons like Ange the most.
Pedophiles like Maria the most.
Lesbians like Lambdadelta the most.
Masochists like Bern the most.
Sadists like Erika the most.
Paperweight collectors like the stakes the most.

Can't think of any other ones right now.

>> No.4069680

True bros like Ronove the best.

>> No.4069683

Incompetend people like Battler the mosit

>> No.4069685

Why is that artist so amazing.

>> No.4069686

What if I have several preferences, do I have to combine all into one horrible category.

>> No.4069689

>>4069686
Yes.

>> No.4069690

I dislike seeing my desktop wallpaper outside my desktop.

Saging.

>> No.4069697

>>4069686
Being normal/cool is awwwwwwright by me

>> No.4069698

>>4069689
That is a hideous combination.

>> No.4069699
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>>4069690

>He still uses 800x600

>> No.4069701

Badasses like George the most.

Or ronery people, since they have nobody to fight like that for.

>> No.4069702

What if I like Dlanor?

>> No.4069704

>>4069680
Anon speaks the truth.

>> No.4069709
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4069709

Who likes Kinzo the most

>> No.4069708

OH DESIRES like Kinzo the most.

>> No.4069710

>>4069702
You like to die the DEATH.

>> No.4069711
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>>4069699

My version is 1600 x 1800

>> No.4069713

>>4069709
Wife beaters.

>> No.4069716

>>4069702
Mystery fans like Dlanor.

Fantasy fans like the Siestas.

>> No.4069719
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>>4069701
I believe you mean creepy virgins like George the most.

>> No.4069720

Most of the fangirls I've met hated Jessica. And liked Battler. And Ronove.

>> No.4069721

Who likes Virgilia the most?

>> No.4069722

>>4069716

mysteryfags obviously like erika the most even if she's mocking them

>> No.4069727

Who like Battler the most?

>> No.4069729

Fascinating.

>> No.4069731
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>>4069721
People who like old women.

>> No.4069732

>>4069711
If you have to pretend to be using a decent resolution, at least use one that exists.

>> No.4069733

>>4069716
But... but... I'm a fantasy fan... and I like Dlanor...

>> No.4069734

>>4069722
I said mystery fans, not mysteryfags. Dlanor likes a good mystery, but she isn't a dick about it like Erika.

>>4069721
Nobody likes Virgilia.

>> No.4069735

Looks like I'm a normal masochist.

>> No.4069737

>>4069731
Virgilia's 17 years old, fucker!

>> No.4069740

>>4069719
Maybe.

>> No.4069742
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>>4069737
I'm sure there's an exponent next to that number.

>> No.4069744

>>4069734
Hey, I like Virgilia. And see here >>4069737 to rebuff the old people joke.

>> No.4069745
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4069745

>Nobody likes Virgilia.

wut

>> No.4069747

>>4069732

You can't prove that I don't have screen with 1600 x 1800 resolution.

>> No.4069749
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4069749

What about Evatrice?

>> No.4069751

>>4069727
Beatrice.

>> No.4069753

>>4069747
Indeed I can't. In that case, enjoy your stretched image.

>> No.4069754

>>4069749
Uhh, good question. Is that like Pedo or Milf category?

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>>4069732

To be fair, I have it cropped down to my actual resolution (1280x1024)

>> No.4069759

>>4069749

fat people

>> No.4069766

>>4069749
People who enjoy unbirthing.

>> No.4069768

>>4069731
>>4069742
>>4069699
I'll never get tired of Beato's reaction faces.

>> No.4069770

>>4069742

It does and that exponent is one

>> No.4069771
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4069771

Dlanor is SUPERIOR.
All other furniture is INFERIOR.

Denial of this truth will not be PERMITTED.

>> No.4069775

>>4069766

Damn, sign me up.

>> No.4069781

>>4069749
Namimi. Which I guess agrees with
>>4069759
and
>>4069766

Ihihihi.

>> No.4069786
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4069786

Dlanor fans also like cats.

>> No.4069790

>>4069680
>homos like Ronove the most

>> No.4069799
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>>4069790

>> No.4069800

I'm a pedophile and I like Beato the most.

Unless by "like" you mean in a romantic/sexual way.

>> No.4069803

>>4069790
>Yaoi fangirls like Ronove the most

>> No.4069808
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>>4069790
I won't deny it.

>> No.4069815

now that i think of it, i dont really have a favorite seacat.
they're all so <good>

>> No.4069824

I like Beato Kyrie and Erika the most. WHAT NOW.

>> No.4069835

>>4069824
It means you like smart women.

>> No.4069839

>>4069835
Oh shit, it is true!

>> No.4069841

>>4069824
You like women that are do all the thinking for you, like a child.

>> No.4069844
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4069844

NRA members like the Siestas.

>> No.4069848
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>>4069680
>True bros like Kyrie the best
Fixed

>> No.4069850

>>4069824
You can't like multiple people the most.

>> No.4069851

>>4069844
That makes me wonder; would the Siestas willingly go rabbit-hunting? Or would they have to be ordered to do so?

>> No.4069852

>>4069844
I see what you did there.

>> No.4069854

Kyrie is my favorite milf but I don't know who my favorite character in general would be.

>> No.4069859

>>4069850
Sure I can, I'm polyamorous.

>> No.4069862

I'd put my sixteen shells through Siesta 30-06 if you know what I mean.

>> No.4069867

Incompetent people like Battler the most
Oldfags like Virgilia the most
Awesome people like the DILFs the most
4chan people like Kinzo the most
shipperfag people like BatBeato the most
mysteryfag people like Shkannontrice the most

>> No.4069872

>>4069862
>Siesta 30-06
wat

>>4069851
It makes me wonder: Do the Siestas get mad if you say clip instead of magazine?

>> No.4069881

>>4069867
>mysteryfag people like Shkannontrice the most
Do not spread your lies here.

>> No.4069887

>>4069867
> mysteryfag people like Shkannontrice the most
Actually, most mysteryfags are like "fuck this" with regards to Shkannontrice. I myself like it only because of its absurdity.

>> No.4069893

I like Ange and Erica, but not Maria. Also the stakes.

>> No.4069896
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>>4069862
I'd slam my bullet into their well-greased chambers, if you know what I mean.

>> No.4069898

>>4069872
Could somebody clear that up for me, by the way? When do you use the term "clip", and when do you use "magazine"?

>> No.4069900

>>4069872
...
Thirdy aught six is as characteristic a number within Seppo mythology as three oh three is to Commonwealthers.

Thus it is surprising that a Westaboo like Kinzo wasn't responsible for such a furniture as Siesta 30-06. This is the joke.

Also, there's a famous song.

>> No.4069902

>>4069900
> Thus it is surprising that a Westaboo like Kinzo wasn't responsible for such a furniture as Siesta 30-06.
Kinzo didn't create the Siestas, though. Maria did.

>> No.4069903

>>4069881
>>4069887
Fine

mysteryfag people like Shkannon the most

>> No.4069917
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>> No.4069922

>>4069898
A clip is a metal thing that holds while not enclosing bullets, which may be inside or outside a gun, removable or fixed.

A magazine is a box or tube fully enclosing and containing bullets which may or may not be removable.

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>>4069898
Just post on /k/ about it, mixing them up gets them rlymad!

>> No.4069933

>>4069922
Okay, thanks for clearing that up.

>> No.4069935

>>4069902
You're forgetting Kinzria.

>> No.4069944
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>> No.4069945

>>4069924
Yeah, magazines are the whole thing, clips are just small segments of the articles.

>> No.4069964

>Shkanontrice

Lol.

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I even bitched to the translators about this and they fixed it.

>> No.4069989

>>4069964
It sounds silly, but reread Episode 2 with it in mind and shit bricks.

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4070014

Real men love Rosa the most.

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>>4069964

>> No.4070028
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Motherfuckers LOVE the aunts.

>> No.4070040

>>4069903
>mysteryfag people like Shkannon the most

Only nitwits like Shkanon/Shkanontrice the most.
Mysteryfags shouldn't really be reading anything by R07. R07 should limit himself to write fantasy and suspense, he simply cannot write mystery. The man cannot solve his own mysteries unless he comes up with some contrived bullshit.

>> No.4070053

>>4070040
Pretty much this. I consider myself a mysteryfag, but there simply is not a viable, good mystery to be had any longer in Umineko.

At this point it would be like saying "Mysteryfags like *insert Bleach character* the most."

>> No.4070065

>>4069887
Most mysteryfags can't explain who, why and how at all.
All they can say is a non-detailed story filled with "delusion hell."

>> No.4070067

So I've been away for a few weeks cause of the holidays and I'm going to reread EP5 (with the translation) then read EP6 to the best of my ability. Anyone got any spoilers they want to give me for Episode 6?

>> No.4070071
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4070071

Eva has a lot of incest pictures. Makes you wonder what went on in that mansion while they were growing up.

>> No.4070076

>>4070065
>Most mysteryfags can't explain who, why and how at all.
It's not exactly easy. Someone on the island is killing everyone, and nobody wants to believe any of the characters are that insane. Except perhaps Kyrie, but she's always dead.

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>>4070053
>>4070040

>> No.4070081

>>4070067
Shkannon/Shkannontrice has shot up to one of the most likely theories, abandon ship.

Still is hope it's only like half true, at least.

>> No.4070082

>>4070040
Sometimes being contrived makes it fun though, right? You get to throw silly theories around. Its just that Shkannon is an old theory that we kind of forgot about because it wasn't that interesting.

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>>4070071
wow, misfire

>> No.4070091

>>4070079
Oh Lambredia, you so crazy.

>> No.4070106

>>4070014
I think you mean that the most number of real men have loved Rosa.

>> No.4070116

>>4070082
>Sometimes being contrived makes it fun though, right?

I don't know you, but personally, I don't find "mind parasites" or lumping 2 characters (plus an imaginary one) into 1 as a nice way to solve a mystery. It may be good for fantasy, it may be good for suspense, but that's not just mystery.

>> No.4070128

>>4070076
It has already been time to detail.
If you want to state your theory, or deny others' theories, you have to explain "who, how and why" of all murders and the rules of this story.

>> No.4070132

>>4070128
Sounds like too much effort.

>> No.4070136

>>4070081
Goddamn some of these images I'm seeing of EP6 already has me in a mindfuck.

>> No.4070144

I liked this:
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/4066670#p4066670

>> No.4070152

>>4069685
This. I'd buy a umineko with all the character sprites done by serico

>> No.4070175

>>4070132
The "how" part is hard looking at how convoluted you have to get in explaining shit so they do not contradict with the red. The "who" part is a lot easier the "why" part is the most easiest since everyone and their mom has a motive.

>> No.4070189

>>4070175
> and their mom
...Literally.

>> No.4070267

>>4070175
What's the motive of murders which doesn't leave anyone because of Battler's sin?

>> No.4070274

>Ange
>stakes
>milfs
>Beato

Feels good man.

>> No.4070280

I like the boat captain the most.

>> No.4070295

>>4070280
Shkaptaintrice.

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