/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40680562
What a disgusting picture for the OP, are you out of your mind? you could have used a less westernized face abomination

I sea.

>>40680581
Confused slug

Oh no miss, do you need a lifeguard?

Cuddling Ice Queens to beat the heat

Why did the thread suddenly died? It had enough space in queue for at least half a day more

>>40680635
You killed it. How could you.

>>40680635
Last I checked it was second to last on page 10.

>>40680635
I don't know, maybe the 7 vtumor threads that spawned at the same time have something to do with it

>>40680635
vtuber shit

>>40680562
Reminder.

>>40680680
imma just ask her for milk then just fall asleep
>>40680686
i dont like this wock

>>40680624
Sex with loli ice elementals

Dogshit OP

>>40680690
too skinny?

I want to be squidified by a mindflayer and cuddled by her

>>40680701
>>40680701
nah i think the purple doesnt fit with the typical red hair of the normal red head

Good, that's the look of a well behaved rabbit. Hope you don't make so many pranks again, or I will be the one doing the punishing thing.

What do combat automatons do once war is over or how might they retire back to civilian life? Or no, as dedicated war automatons "remain on standby" until further orders?

>>40680543
>Why this Jinko so mad?

Canonically according to the story she was writen in:
>Guy that entered Jinko dorm to steal panties found her
>She is actually very short sized
>Guy unpolitely dismiss her and tell her to move away
>Gets angry and asks if he wants a fight
>Takes out "kat kontroller" can and continue to dismiss her
>Jinko slaps it away from his hand
>Jinko proceeds to beat him up. Punch him in the chin, then punch him in the gut, throw him into the floor and then place herself on top of him in order to rape him
>Sadly he doesn't want to have sex and one of his friends "saves" him pretending they are a gay couple

One of the Jinko scenes that have got me the horniest ever. Being about to be raped by a pissed off muscular female martial artist that just literally beat you up seconds ago is one of my top if not my top fetishes if not the top one.

>>40680759
They "make war" 24/7 with the body of the first automatonfag anon they encounter.

>>40680769
That story sounds like dogshit.

>>40680791
well fuck you too

even in my dreams mgs reject me

i have two great weaknesses, fat thighs, big milky tits, some pudge, and choco skin

>>40680562

>>40680967
It should be illegal for brown girls to have white hair. It's too strong of a combo

>>40680967
You also forgot math

>>40681029
tends to happen when I think about some choco monsters
>>40681022
pink or purple is better good as well

>>40680028
>>40680100
>We Can Remember It for You Wholesale
>by Phlayer K Dick

>>40681044
Thank you for reminding me that pink is also a massive weakness of mine

>>40681044
>brown skin and pink hair
What monster would Kuro be?

dark valks make me want religion. one about her. her and i.

which mg do i hug from a free tote bag?

>>40681193
it turns out my dick is somewhat religious. go figure

Foxy

>>40681247
old lady i wish to make a mother

>>40681261
She's only 800+ years old, that's not THAT old by youkai standards.

>>40681120
Got any brown and pink Minotaurs?

>>40681309
Closest I got.

>>40681325
Good enough.

>>40681401
holy fox milk

Which mamono would smell the best?

Potato Fairly

>>40681408
Hellhounds, I picture them of smelling of charcoal and barbecue.

>>40681408
Any monster could smell good and probably will to appease their husband. But objectively it'd probably be plant girls.

>>40681408
My wife.

>>40681408
big brown bird

>>40681408
dark mages

>>40681408
I would like to say any sabbath girl but I really doubt it. Probably jub jubs or some other wonderland girl.

>>40681408
wonderworm. her scent alone is what put my mind down the stream of pink for a good few weeks. she kept having to make me eat and drink.

>>40681408
Liliraune.

>>40681454
>dark mage
Agree, my other guesses would be wight and pharaoh.

>>40681423
I imagine my wife as having a sort of spicy-cinnamon/campfire smoke blend.

>>40681408
Now down to the real questions, which mamono would SWEAT the most?

Are you working out, anon? It takes actual fitness to control your wife in bed, you know.

>>40681491
>Your wife's sweat smells like fireball whisky

>>40681491
>>40681501
Chest mofu is already over powered please stop making it worse

>>40681423
It's gotta smell like freshly roasting cacao beans in there

>Hellhound scent changes from diet and mood
>Huff and lick her clean, then change the conditions to explore the next taste and scent
Fetish acquired

>>40681494
wocks, p'orcs, and jubjub
>>40681513
please anon. Dont post this. Her muscles are too big to be feminine

>>40681513
Gonna get my hellhound bigger.

Would you a blonde Sadako?

>>40681600
that looks like a dude in drag bro

>>40681600
i mean, not that one

>>40681528
>Her muscles are too big to be feminine
Nonsense

>>40681621
anon, she had bowling balls for shoulders and they were wider than her hips, thats a man at that point. no matter what you say

>>40680769
Was that the one with the russian, the american, and the brit? that one was simultaneously cringe and fun.

Remember not to visit shady sites or download suspicious things. Once a Succuvirus becomes aware of you there's no getting rid of her.

>>40681649
i'll just stop using that computer

Mamono sing the most soothing of lullabies, do they?

>>40681621
to be fair that last comm was ridiculous in proportion, I'm was ecstatic with it but I can see how someone would be dissuaded by it. Have a smaller older one while I wait for milk hound.

>>40681686
Anon, I'll be honest with you. The hips are still too small. Shes still built like a man

>>40681694
some great stonkin' childbearing hips really elevate a woman

>>40681694
I'm going to be honest and say that was growing pains with the artist, after they did my big hound comm they realized "hmm, my muscle characters actually need waistlines that aren't incredibly tiny" But anyways, I'm fine with all of em.

>>40681491
>>40681510
I want to bury my face in campfire-scented chest fluff.

>>40681661
The metal evolves. The metal lives. The metal hungers. The metal wants. the metal lusts.

>>40681742
I like this fox, she has my permission to trick me

>>40681746
but i cannot love something inorganic for it is but an imitation of flesh

>>40681769
what are veins but the wires of an animal? what is the soul but the operating system of the body? what is our mind but a great, big, squishy CPU?

>>40681769
flesh is fallible, weak and transient.

>>40681786
>>40681791
flesh has one thing, a tin can doesnt, the heart or the soul. No mater what, you cannot make a soul. They are just pale copies, and a copy is already weak by design

>>40681800
did you read what i fucking said

>>40681807
i'm not sure why he thinks it's an imitation either when it's an iteration.

>>40681807
>>40681813
im just messing with ya, but I am interested in a monster like a dragon meeting their robo twin or a dark mage meeting her magical robo girl counterpart

>>40681823
i like it for the super jealous and vindictive gals like robogeiza mk III and mechahebi 2.01a respectively

So who is the coolest monster?

Anyone know any good straight shota stories on the archive or any pastebins?

>>40681823
i am personally very interested in a mechalim. i was tempted to do a character of that, till i lost motivation to do them.

Vampire wife trying to cool down. Sadly censored for the sake of avoiding officer delf

That's a big harpy

>>40681838
oh lord, i can see the rivalry from here
>>40681909
so what would she rule?

Protege nos qui vitam frugalem agimus
O terra nostra, dona nobis perpetua bona
O calida lux quae regulat matutinam quietem
Dormientem illuminat, o caelum nostrum

Protege nos qui vitam frugalem agimus
Dona nobis perpetua bona, o terra nostra
Protege nos qui vitam frugalem agimus
Dona nobis perpetua bona, o caelum nostrum

>>40682005
that wock is very thicc, just look at those thighs

Saberface lizard or dragon?

>>40682028
Speak AMERICAN you fucking commie.

>>40682080
Horse.

>>40682080
Dragon if you play up the dragon core aspects.
Centaur if you are aiming to go more knightly.

The correct answer is that alter is the Dragon and Vanilla is a centaur.

>>40681632

Yes, that one. And to this day I am still salty the guy made or commissioned drawings for the story, but the Hinezumis part is entirely absent of art. Also while I liked that Jinko art I would had prefered if it had ben her doing what actually happened in the story, than just saying a quote she never said there, and show abs.

>>40682080
>Saberface lizard
A what? Anyway if she has any ot those "I prefer strong men" types my automatic choice will be Dragon, a big buff overprotective one.

How do I beat a mimic slime in a game of hide and seek?

>>40682174
play some really grooving music and look for the chair that keeps jiggling in rhythm

>>40682174
kinda like prop hunt, just make a non-violent check on furniture and if you see something plop just as you got close to it, that means its her. Or something else, like affectionately hugging a plushie only for her to get jelly and turn into that plushie.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, keep an eye out for vampire witches.
The big and busty kind with floppy hats, not the short and flat kinds with floppy hats.

>>40681957
the idea was that she was an awakened artificial intelligence, one that believed that human men are better suited towards living with ideal, bio-mechanical/android monsters. basically, she ruled a robo-parrallel of the normal monster girl world. synthetic plant life, red skies, rivers of perfectly clean waters, and towering 'habiation domes' in which men stay with their wives.

>>40682174
start licking stuff until you hear a moan

>>40682197
oh hey i was awake for it this time. good night anon!

>>40682226
nice, i wanna see what the old bots look like
>>40682197
They are the best vampires and you should trust them without fault

>>40680686
Gingerwock!

Books in the MGE world:

>Fusion Cuisine: Bold Tastes for the Modern Age
>An Illustrated Guide to the Succubus Arts — Vol II.
>Mimikaki: A Zipangu Guide to Ear Cleaning
>Sweet Screams- A Dark Elf Matriarch's Guide to Melting Your Man
>An Entertaining History Of Entertainment (Featuring an exclusive interview with the Queen of Wonderland!)
>Cooking for Morons
>The big book of excusing and justifying rape towards human and elven men for Hellhounds
>The big book of excusing and justifying rape towards human and elven men for Manticores
>The big book of excusing and justifying rape towards human and elven men for Ushi Onis
>The Life and Times of Hamani Goldleaf, a proud Danuki's autobiography
>The great Sabbath Honeypot
>The Fall and Rape of Lescatie, from the perspective of the humans and Old Lescatien Purists
>The Lady of The Lake, a myth and legend of old Lescatie fairytales or actual person?
>Paladin Jefferey's guide to staying pure and never falling to monsters or demon women
>Dragonia History Side Guide: The Dragon Riding Elves of Dragonia, the Elves of New Caledor
>Easy and Lazy recipes for Prisoner Fruit cuisine
>Goddess Isha's guides in purity, nature, fertility and non-corruption
>Druella's 3rd autobigraphy
>Lilim Mari's super easy tips in adventuring
>Why you SHOULD cum inside a monstergirl
>Guides and Helpful Tips in having a relationship, romance and sex with incubi for Human Women
>Guides and Helpful Tips in having a relationship, romance and sex with incubi for High Elf and Wood Elf women
>Apophis-sama's jokes and pranks against Pharaohs and Nehekharans
>Do not make fun of, insult or mock a Dwarf's beard even if they're monstergirls
>The Official Lescatie Guide in How to become a Grail Knight
>Do you like my Daddy's Multi-hit attacks?
>Why the Order are stupid stinky doodoo heads
>Jokes and Humor from Cheshire Cats and Wonderland
>Imperial State Trooper's Uplifting Primer (an Order book)

>>40682245
>i wanna see
too bad, i cant draw. only write.

>>40682291
words can paint just as pics, dummy. to be a great word smith is to be painter of words

>>40682245
>a vampire and her adoptive mother sealing the deal to buy anon after he was put on auction

>>40682174
Freeze everything

snap

>>40682496
imagine the weight in those mammaries and to hear the slosh

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7516100

>>40682496
>YAMERO!

>>40682034
Thicc? You mean fat. Jabberwocks are fat, she's probably grabbing Gazer like that because she was mocking her weight!

>>40682561
>said by a gazer who might as well be a young boy with her body with no curves

>>40682561
you say that like its a bad thing, I love 'wocks with squeeze zones.

>>40682577
i love wocks with good pudge on them as well

>>40682496
MEGA

MILKERS

>>40682496
A wardrobe malfunction at the Molly Club!

>>40682496
>poor anon, got sniped by the balls flying out

>>40682496
Beads aren't clothing. Don't wear beads

Oh shit my nigga Amoeba just posted a griffon thing

If it is ever released, how do you imagine the MGE Gorilla girl profile will be like?

>>40682598
>>40682577
Easy on the supersizing wock-sama...

>>40682644
Jewelry can be clothing

I really like to imagine that the friendly Hellhound nurses in MG hospitals, maybe mental hospitals for anons, are also the hospital's security staff and they will strongarm you if you try to escape, into taking your medicines and into your room (with rape obviously) if you misbehave.

>That uppity Dragon is going to get it, think she can act all haughty and rude because of her strenght? Well, she just added another 100 years of virginity. Its time to amp up the Dragoncels posting in 4mon. Also that Dragoncels website should be ready in a few days, it will produce all necessary content by itself.
>Nyanhaha, and every dragon in that forum is going to believe I am a 3000 sexless virgin

>>40682635
>>40682640
an ever present hazard; don't neglect your safety goggles.

>ALERT: You are too under leveled for this mission. Please leave and return when you have leveled up and of the appropriate level.

>>40682664
no
>>40682689
>tfw that dragon has a hubby and that chesh is still alone

>>40682689
>Dragoncels website
Would quality OC be produced there?

>>40682776
Sperging of the highest caliber. Any dragon young enough to use a computer has to be autistic as fuck.

>>40682776
>>40682810
im going to make a tutorial for all the dragons on montube and all the other sites the older monsters may use on how to use a computer, how to post 4mon, and how to type with oversized hands/claws

>>40682819
I wonder if some place sells specially designed keyboards for that use

>>40682760
i want to go to the royal makai and ask a succ what the skull next to her level means

>>40682822
i'd imagine so post portal, it would be good monety

>>40682766
I will ALWAYS date dragons over cats

>>40682836
cats and dragons are more similar than different

>>40682846
I disagree on the basis that dragons dont have parasites

>>40682689
Dragoncels seeth over the chadshire

>>40682853
if you took your dragon to a vet you may be surprised

>>40682867
lmao, all chesh does make men run from her in fear
>>40682871
what am i gonna finda?

>>40682882
The only explanation for why your Wock hasn't stomped the Cheshire: toxoplasmosis

>>40682887
nah, its cause she knows that she who screams virgin is the biggest one of them all as well as being weak

>>40682893
1 in 3 people is infected by the parasite that makes you love cats they're going to be the doom of us all

>>40682893
Don't tell me chesh is just a cuck...

>>40682917
no, she just calls others virgins and she is good with men but she can barely speak to the dude at the wonderland bodega and lord help her if she looks at him in the eye. She just a massive dork

>>40682935
Chesh is a dweeb!

>>40682935
>>40682946
Dweeb!

What kinda tax benefits do I get in tanukiville for having kids?

how big do you like you Anubis anon?
!!,
! !,
or
! . ! (4chan doesnt save extra spaces, ignore the period)

>>40683000
Would have to see this on the belly to know for sure, but I'm sure a pregnancy would put her through each phase

>>40683000
the wider the ! the bigger the hips.

>>40683000
! ?

>>40682971
you need 10 kids to get 0.002% off your taxes every other 5 years

Too small

>>40683000
! !

>>40683000
>!!
For guys who unironically “Uohhhhh”
>! !
Standard, vanilla, a good dog but not a great one
>! . !
A thick anubis, slightly chubby but in all the right places, made to be impregnated

>>40683070
So you’re telling all I have to do is have 50,000 kids and I don’t have to pay any taxes every 5 years?

>>40683000
none

>>40683087
>>! . !
holy shit, Im going for that one.

>>40683099
can your wife handle that load?

>>40683087
What about ! ! !

>>40683084
>you are 2 minutes late for work
>explain yourself

>>40683174
grabbing breakfast with accounting

Demon energy is one hell of a drug

>>40680562
Guten Ta!

>Go to see Human resources
>Shes not a Human

>>40683084
>>40683174
Why is the new manager such a slave driver?

>>40683265
Would she support race(specie?)mixing, or is that against her ideals?

>>40683102
that Anubi be mad sus, she's an impostor amogus

>>40683291
Why can't you work?

Is your wife an animal in and out of bed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u96tYuv2Zk

>>40683161
>! ! !
Anubis matriarch, so thick and motherly she even makes Venus envy her, she has had so many little anubises providing the pharaoh with no end of schedule dogs to run her kingdom she’s granted a third ! to show her devotion to the kingdom

>>40683087
I prefer ? ?

>>40683323
inside she's a greedy predator, outside she's a dum

Never trust a shog trashcan, nobody have any idea where the trash goes.

>>40683336
can you enter the pyramid and ask for beeg desert girls?

>>40683351
Greedy Girls Are Great, though that tail scares me.

Kot Kop.

>>40683295
You can always sex-love making away the racism of any Asur supremacist.

>>40683320
I'm taking this up with her boss!

>Find monster girl doujin
>Girl hits all the marks
>Evil
>Smug
>Thing for theatrics
>Only realize halfway through there’s no male
>In for penny in for a pound
>Futa, snuff bullshit
Every fucking time

>>40683330
What about the rare ¡ ¡ dogs?

>>40683360
Yes. Pharaoh has spoken.

>>40683370
gonna ask if she can arrest me for being criminaly in love with her

>>40683363
I am okay with her being needy and greedy, because I'm needy and greedy for her as well

>>40683370
Getting arrested and searched while carrying catnip

>>40683402
but she is smol?

>>40683419
Wait what? I don't have any catnip! Did she just plant it on me?!

>>40683395
>¡ ¡
Anubises corrupted, or freed depending on you ask, by an apophis into extra kinky stuff unbecoming of an anubis like calling you hubby instead of slave or consort, and putting time aside from her normal schedule to have some fun with you

>>40683420
Doesn't matter, beeg thighs.

>>40683395
>rare
they're called dingoes and they're anything but rare

Pay tribute to the alpha of the pack.

>>40683452
no

>>40683431
Ive even heard rumors of horizontal ones

>>40683463
I VILL fuck zhe dog

>>40683370
What will she do when I yell "fuck the police" at her?

>>40683527
Dogs are man's best FRIEND, not man's best wife.

>>40683668
it's time for man's best friend to become the man's best lover

>>40683000
I prefer them with no punctuation.

She might technically be a nub. But she wasn't born in the desert and she doesn't know the first thing about pyramids. She's just a mere dog with a predisposition to organization.

>>40683668
The dream is to have your wife also be your best friend.

>>40683845
so you prefer your anubis to be a noob?

>>40683678
>Your parents decide to adopt a kobold shortly after your birth
>Grow up together as inseparable best friends
>Things get awkward during teenage years
>She steals your used boxers and rubs on you far too often
>Dealing with her first heat is quite the adventure
>She keeps barking at other monsters who try to approach you
>She is especially ruthless towards the cat school delinquents

>>40683901
Where are these cat school deinquents so I may properly avoid them?

>>40683852
She's not a noob. She was just born to an echidna up north. She's never even seen a desert nor does she have any connection to a pharaoh.

>>40683931
You don't find them. They find you.

>>40683938
Poor thing must be confused why she's not like the other local canines.

>>40684255
She just referred to her "Orcussy" didn't she?

Do I have to be gentle with bugger gals? They should be tough enough to handle some man handling

>>40684312
You should ask them to be gentle.

You are using firefox, right? You better not be using google chrome.

My cute goat wife

>>40684475
Install IceCat.
>>40684506
Where is she?

>>40682660
She will expand dong.

>>40684475
I'm using brave

>>40684475
I'm using brave

>still no portals
>still no Baphomet wife
>still no loli Cheshire

>>40684475
Work insists I use a fire fox. She's a nice girl, but doesn't know what the internet is.

Goats!

Best vampire design coming through

>>40683087
>!!
>For guys who unironically “Uohhhhh”
The best one

If an Amazoness gives me a kiss, I'm gonna obey whatever she says.

>>40685402
Even if she tells you to rob a bank?

>>40685477
I don't understand why she would ask me that if she would do the job better herself, but who am I to disobey?

>>40685477
>Anon distracts the amazoness teller and guards
>They think it’s a prank
>A boy would never rob a bank
>Meanwhile amazoness who kissed anon is drilling through the vault door
A genius plan

>>40683452
it's surprising people still think that's a thing

>>40683393
I’m fine with yuri stuff, but man yeah I really get tired of the vore shit. Just make it stop man. Ideally for me it would end with monsterization rather then that shit but sadly we do not live in that world.

>>40683370
Swat kat.

>>40683330
what about !!!!

>>40685881
twins are good but i don't to be greedy

>>40683000
!___!

>>40685897
>>40685897
then what about ! ! ! ! ! ! on one anubis?

>>40685927
it's a bit gaudy

>>40685939
so they extra thicc and haughty?

>>40685975
PYROW IS SPY

>>40685927
She's close to just painting over her entire torso.

>>40685975
Looks like prime "no thank you, I believe premarital sex is amoral" material.

>>40683330
now this is the type of Anubis I want, I will also ask for here to be ! ! ! with another ! ! ! on top of it cuase shes that tall

>>40680562

What about ! ¡ ¡ ! Anubis

>>40685717
I was reading a comedy story yesterday and it ended with an ntr gangbang. I usually get irritated when people get into slap fights in these threads, but times like now make me realize how much we need them. Wish more people could realize that niche kinky shit and wholesome loving relationships don't have to be mutually exclusive. Nana to kaoru is a great example of that.

>>40685975
i want her still single aunt desu

>>40683087
( ) on a pregnant nub is pretty good too

What about II anbuis?

Rating wights on their ohohohos.

>>40686203
So a robo anubis?

>>40685975
Pure gyaru.

>>40686214
I want to rather rate by their thickness and age

>>40686224
The pharaohs had to up their arsenal, can't take risks when it comes to apophi.

>>40685975
>anon zips up her jacket

Which monster is the best cook?

>>40686337
it's some salamander

>>40686344
As in makes the best food, not one that just cooks it on her body

>>40686337
Kikis, shogs, and demons. Hellhounds can be pretty good cooks but they always go heavy-handed on the spices.

>>40686348
Probably kiki. Some would say shog, but what she does isn't really cooking.

What will you do if 30 to 50 feral p'orcs are outside your home?

>>40686366
Ask them politely yet firmly to leave.

>>40686363
>>40686365
Wphay are some Kiki classics?

>>40686366
exercise my constitutional rights with the wife
and give them all snacks when they've calmed down

Tank LFG Hagville depths, got consumables

>>40686426
>tank lfg
The fuck is that?

>>40686440
Licking Frost Giants

>>40686243
>I want to rather rate by their thickness and age
Thickness closer to a harmonious sweet spot = more points
Younger = more points

>>40686449
>younger
I am grading them like fine wine since undead get bettter with age and grow thicker

>>40686440
I'm a tank looking for a group for the Hagville depths dungeon, I hear there is super good loot down there.

>>40686479
ah yes the extra thick hags and lots of rare milk that can boost your stats by the power of 40

>>40686363
>demons
You mean devil?

>>40686426
your gearscore better be over 775 or the only role you're playing is mana pump

>>40686479
People wipe there regularly. Weird.

>>40686514
I am not sure if it applies to all of them but in at least on sabbath mana pump is a real position. It's a good thing to keep in mind when the portals open and your options seem limited becoming the mana pump of a lolibaba archmage is always an easy in.
Low expectations can always work to our benefit.

>>40686545
I'm going to clear it with my grapples and just walk throught it solo
>>40686552
Anon, try and find someone or something good to talk about lolis, try and not just butt in something very unrelated

>>40686561
It is always a good time to talk about lolis, defensive hag poster.

>>40686573
Anon, I can understand them both but you are just shitposting with them at this point, I'll ask that you come back with a clear head and try again later

>>40686545
I read about the breeding abduction mechanic in the guide and got scared

>>40686582
Wat?

>>40686469
You should be grade them like girls. Also, younger girls being naturally thick is much more impressive than a hag being in poor shape, which should be reflected in scoring.

>>40686622
Undead change that rule and also a woman is way sexier than a damn snit nosed brat, and that last part about they being thicker we both know is wrong, So anon. What else ya got?

You ded

>>40686622
No.

>>40686706
No what?

THEY'RE NOT LIVING
THEY'RE NOT DEAD
THEY'RE NOT STOPPING

>>40680562

>>40686513
yes

>>40686642
>a woman is way sexier than a damn snit nosed brat
But not sexier than a cute loli with manners and a shapely bottom.
>that last part about they being thicker we both know is wrong
So, what exactly was wrong with the logic, you're a bit low on arguments there.

>>40686611
They take anons away, never to be seen again.
Although oddly enough a year afterward small children with their hair and eyes can be seen occasionally

>>40686545
It's because hags are meaty giving them massive health pools, and their fertilization chance is extremely high. This means that standing and fighting almost guarantees that you'll get swarmed, grappled, and insta-ko'd. Shota dodge tanks are also usless because of the ara ara skill, which has a ridiculous chance to paralyze any shota near them. The only real viable strategy is to go full dps, use hit and run tactics, and hope you don't accidentally pull too many and get cornered. It works well at the start, but once a hag grabs a party member, there's no saving them, and losing dps means it's much more likely for the next member to get grabbed.

>>40686789
>watching your dps slowly peter out as people get grabbed
I thought this was a dungeon, not ultimate...

>>40686789
Brutal.

>>40686366
Get more ammo

>>40686757
They are cute, just like you said. Not sexy at all. The logic that is wrong that lolis can be sexier than grown women. Which is false. And that's all I'm gonna say

>>40686789
>imagine being so weak, you cant use guise, grapple and throw hags, or pin them down while molesting them
lmao

I like them small. I just can't deny it.

>>40682671
honestly? if i was in a hospital, i think rape is the last thing i'd want. monsters are horny, sure, but not beyond consideration

Look at this outfit. You humans are the real perverts.

>>40686989
No one forced her to wear it.

>>40686989
gazer is the one always peeping on me in the showers after I train all day

>>40686440
bit late, but it means tank (as in the role in MMOs/RPGs etc) and LFG means looking for game, so like looking for a party

>>40686934
>They are cute, just like you said. Not sexy at all.
They're both cute and sexy.
>The logic that is wrong that lolis can be sexier than grown women.
Well anyone can see you're wrong about that.

I wish to see the thickest of thick monster thighs, and ass

dead little girl erotic

>>40687118

>get eaten by a loli sandworm
>she struggles to fit you in her mouth at all, and you soon agree that living in there is impossible
>overall she's not much bigger than a regular lamia, so instead you bring her back to your house and use her like a sleeping bag

>>40687145
Chiisai desu

>>40686757
>But not sexier than a cute loli with manners and a shapely bottom.
But not sexier than a woman with a shapely bottom and a big bosom
I don't want unripened fruit.

>>40687197
my point exactly, they are the cute buds of fruit that are bitter in taste and not sweet and full bodied as in with a grown woman with curves

>>40687379
Poor little human boy

i am going to be a shota then sell myself on the streets of the very rich monsters as in sell myself as a slave

>>40687207
Half-green bananas > ripe bananas and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

>>40687197
>>40687207
They're the sweetest fruit though. It's even canon in MGE.

>>40687128
Look fag, its nice to see you're still around but atleast post lolis relevant to the thread like yggdroids or vampires

>>40687459
i dont like those, also bananas are berries
>>40687473
I said fullbodied as in tasting mature. I aint into sweets unlike you kid

>>40687452
I'll be the fat ugly bastard.

>>40687452
Don’t be stupid, boy.
You need an agent.

>>40687503
That doesn’t make them not fruit.

Need

>>40687503
>I aint into sweets unlike you kid
lol that retarded double negative
also arent you hagfags big on mommy's milk?

>>40687473
Pure unblossomed flowers.

>>40687501
She's at least as MG as a witch or dark mage. Arguably more since purple skin.

>>40687504
ew, just be ugly. dont become a pig in human form, anon
>>40687508
Nah, i dont need an agent, I have the deed to myself already printed and approved by the goverment, all I need know is a master to sign
>>40687521
never said they weren't
>>40687536
bro, what type of milk is sweet?

>>40687503
>I said fullbodied as in tasting mature. I aint into sweets unlike you kid
Impressive mental gymnastics, especially when your previous post did literally claim "bitter in taste and not sweet" as a negative.

>>40687570
And?

>>40687554
>what type of milk is sweet?
the natural type. I figured someone with mature taste such as yourself would know something so basic

>>40687554
No, I'll be the gross neckbeard cheetos fingers.

>>40687580
you'll perfect with a chesh thats your female counterpart even with the weight problem

>>40687545
Damn lolibaba. Needs megamorphosis correction.

To be honest actual age doesn't matter that much to me, as long as she is actually mature. Though her being similar age as me or older would probably be preferable.
For a wight or a succubus, I think having her be around 30 to 50 years old would be ideal (assuming natural birth). Old enough to be well educated and experienced in life but not so old it would feel weird. Also, doesn't the way the world works make younger generations potentially stronger than their parents? If so then it is even more preferable for a powerslut like me. Power>age (as long as she is not a loli)

>>40687575
so oni milk would be sweet?

Thoughts on green?

>>40687604
green what

>>40687604
It ain't easy.

>>40687612
Anon, come on. That face and that piercing is bad

>>40687604
yes

>>40687599
I want an old lolibaba to teach me magic and tell me if I study hard enough I might be useful for more than my mana.

>>40687624
Didn't even notice the piercing. Deleting it.

>>40687599
i think thats ok for me as well. But I like monsters who can tell me how it was 10000 years ago

>>40687599
Remember that monsters become mature a lot faster than humans, even the extremely long-lived species like the rest of them. Also what's better way to make your wife incredibly powerful, if not giving her copious amounts of your spirit energy ever since she was young?

ded

>>40687913
Work is busy, can't shitpost much

>>40687913
trying to write. ill hopefully breath some life into the thread when its done.

>>40687957
thattype of dress is what meaty hags wear to seduce anons

>>40687913
I have nothing worth wile to say

>>40687992
Whatchya writin senpai

>>40687913
Not dead. Sleeping.

>>40688059
horror stuff. anon gets fucked by the things that go bump in the night. the thing under the bed gets very friendly with him.

>>40688148
His dirty socks are back with a vengeance.

>"Wash us!"

>>40688148
Lovely

>>40688173
i dont know if that was sarcasm but it wont be as visceral i worded it, if that helps

fallen maidens are nice
would like a "super story" combining the fallen maidens stories together unlike the fallen brides sort of thing

>>40688254
Come on, I wanted brutal and scary horro/rape but that’s fine too

>tfw you trained so hard and so well in your martial arts it actually became your monster wife

>>40688272
well now i mightjust make itboth, since youve said that. starts off brutal and becomes more wholesome as it goes on

>>40688354
ye, hope you do it well, what monster will it be? Bogey?

>>40688265
Eventually the game will have a story for every girl

>>40688393
Bogey will almost definitely be one of them. I might end up just doing standard weird spooky thing, and not specify exactly what. The idea is (if it does well) to have multiple chapters, one for each girl. There could be a ghoul in the basement, or some kind of doll/automaton that keeps moving at night.

Gonna go bowling with monster girls, Although I do wonder how the balls would work with pawed/bigger girls.

Remember to practice proper self-defense techniques when confronted by a fox.

I want to be under da sea with a flayer

>>40688669
I know a trick that overencumbers her for the better part of 9 months

What has he done to frustrated the chesh

>>40688730
nothing, thats what happened. he doesnt seem to care shes there

>>40688730
told her to stop being cringe

>>40688730
she's a cat. They're pretty moody creatures and have moments like these from time to time. Nothing to worry about

Last thread the topic of rare legendary mgs was brought up and I've been putting more thought into the idea of mge's version of Cerberus. The concept sounds like it could appeal to both harem and monogamy fags.
>hellhounds triplets are rare
>they're even rarer than hellhound quadruplets, quintuplets, and so on
>this is because these triplets are more akin to kamaitachis in some ways
>first of all they seem to have a kind of psychic connection with each other
>when one feels someway the others know, when one learns something so do the others
> their personality will all be generally the same but with noticeable differences between each of them
>if they're overall prideful one may be more humble about it while another is more egocentric
>they'll all settle with the same man, once one of them set their sight on a man all three of them will hunt him down and violate him
>unlike kamaitachis they aren't always as organized, some triplets may have a plan on who goes first or if they'll all violate him at once
>but it's not uncommon for them to roughhouse over who gets to have their way, usually smothering the man (in a sexy non-harmful way) with their bodies in the process

>>40688713
>>40687535
High water pressure deep sea flayer sex with extra flaying and tentacle hugs.

heartless from Kh but monsterized. would you?

>>40680769
Do you not want to actually be raped though ? This sounds like a weirdly specific fetish

>>40688769
At least she didn't reach the existential dread of thinking she's just unfunny.