/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40679469
She has always been one of the most fuckable characters in the franchise, I don't know why is that charm, perhaps it's her thigh strap?

Sakuya pads her bra!!!!

>>40680012

>>40680012
Yumeko doesn't need to!

>>40680418
Boring makai demon that work for a dumb goddess, post the superior maid that work for THE devil

Sakuya doesn't care about you, you're a human outsider, she'll only see you as prey to nourish her mistress legally (part of the contract says that outsiders are the humans that get fed to the vampires while villagers are safe), if you get lost in the Scarlet Devil Mansion you really wouldn't be able to find your way out, considering that the space inside is far larger than the outside, you'll likely either starve to death due to being lost, fairy maids attack you and injure you, hobgoblins attack you, or worse, Flandre finds you and blow you the fuck up, or even worse, you die a slow, painful death by the maid impaling your body while she try to put you in the oven alive in the kitchen as she watch your screams of agony while you burn alive, it really isn't pleasant, the best you could do is hide in Patchouli's library since it is quite dark and large, but you will get caught eventually, it's still better than being found by the maid or vampire sisters, patchouli will likely quick you out rather than kill you, if you do manage to get out then run the fuck away hoping that Meiling doesn't notice you

>>40680565
Dude fairy maids are weak as fuck and so are the hobgoblins servants, they should be the least of your worries inside the mansion

>>40680440
Yumeko can give you a paizuri and Sakuya cannot.

>>40682647
That's good. The smaller, the better! Sakuya really is perfect!

>>40679469
Knife

>>40680012
she will pad your coffin

>>40686931
With herself I hope. Wouldn't it be nice to be held by Sakuya in your eternal rest? I think I'd be okay with dying in that case.

>>40692536
literally the perfect sakuya

>>40680012
le *knifed* XD

>>40682647
>>40683362
There is nothing wrong with being flat or having big breasts. All maids are great.

>>40694246
They should have sex

>>40696756
Two tops can't have sex without it turning into a sex fight.

>>40696807
Gensokyo law states the one with the bigger boobs always tops (with the exception of Remilia), so Sakuya is getting the big sword.
I'm disappointed that no such doujin exists.

>>40696955
since when

LIVE

>>40680565
>you're a human outsider
So is she

>>40692536
perfect

>>40680418
>Those bulging forearms
would still marry

>>40680565
>hoping that Meiling doesn't notice you
That is a mistake. Meiling is susceptible to flattery. Praise her fighting skill and beg her to train you. Like all named SDM residents, she speaks English (poorly), because it's Remilia's native language (see the letter writing scene in Forbidden Scrollery). She will likely accept. And unlike learning magic from Patchouli, which is a hopeless task for anybody with IQ <150, all you need to gain kung-fu powers is hard work and hot-blooded fighting spirit. You must show steady progress so Meiling does not get bored and let Sakuya cook you. Eventually you will become strong enough that the youkai will decide you are more entertaining left alive.

>>40680565
Sakuya's so desperate for human companionship that her only mom work friend is someone who habitually breaks into her house for free shit, if you saw her in thte village and approached her with a good attitude, you'd get along fine

When life begins with
needles and pins...

>>40753106
It's so nice of Shinki and Remi to let their maids play together when they visit each other's mansions.

>>40753144
That was a good doujin until the part with futa Flan.

>>40769139
Pov: You're the next pet to be slaughtered for lunch

What if she's not as competent as we think she is?

>>40769259

I wish Nicetack still drew