/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Still a strong proponent for alternative Shog outfits.

It is the cruelest joke of the world that man invents women who aren't awful.
And that the sabbath book is never getting an english release

DESU aint one for girls in butler outfits

Beware an unexpected inheritance anons

>>40648009
makes sense. ffs the sabbath triggers several anons here, on /jp/ of all places

>>40648024
nah, just do something funny or cute with them

>>40647999
Doctor shog just wants you to take your meds, you wouldn't want to go insane would you?

>Come~

>>40648010
I like them, but you have many other possibilities for your Shoggy.

>The Shareware Demon won't let you continue unless you buy the full game

It's her week.

>>40648042
>tfw you have the strongest urge to bring that wight to pound town but dont want to in case its your ancestor
>>40648054
Thats why cracked games exist

where fluffy wife

>>40648068
Anon your heading into dangerous territory, best turn back now

>>40648070
She's waiting for you, on the other side of the portal

>>40648082
I dont pay for games, lmao

>>40648099
KCs scam, bro. You gotta pay. You gotta!
Do it for her

Dare ye to awaken the slumbering beast?

>>40648134

>>40648117
i would for him but nah, if I can get it for free then im DOING IT

What would your favorite mg do to you if she was very possessive? A yandere hellhound would probably rub their cunt all over your body to scent mark it.

>>40648167
I'd smell like milk from a wurm, wock saliva, and funny juices from a bogie

How would you reject a marriage proposal from a monster girl anon?

Touch the raiju.
I promise it’s not a trap or anything.

>>40648094
>tfw portals never

>>40648193
her hand's all sticky

>>40648134
Not intentionally but dragons are remarkably sensitive when you disturb their hoard.

>>40648202
Anon please don't say that. I don't have much else in life and portals are my only chance at a fulfilling relationship at this point.

https://twitter.com/frenchthenhen/status/1551302689929285634
>Foxhound ready to enjoy her summer with another chance to volunteer.

>>40648134
zzt

>>40648192
Be myself.

New vamp wife commission, hope you guys like it.

>>40648193
>not a trap
>that's what the Anon in the last thread with the scorched asshole thought.
>gonna wear rubber underwear for the first time since I stopped wetting the bed, just in case

>>40648303
cute

>>40648257
>Anon is stunned!

>tfw ywn win a fighting tournament to impress that wight thats been eye fucking ever since you entered said tournament

>>40648239
I don't trust this hound. She's too nice and must be up to something!

SLIME’d

>>40648303

>>40648331
how many turns does paralysis last for?

>>40648364
You have to cure it with a cockatrice feather.
You did remember to bring a cockatrice feather, right?

>>40648360
Imagine just how soft she is

>>40648303
>vamp wife
Kinda looks like a dhampir to me, maybe you’ve been scammed anon

>>40648373
>bring cockatrice feather
kind of hard to use items when you can't move. maybe ms raiju will use it for you

>>40648303
Your wife has cool boots. Reminds me of giovanna's

>>40648303
Really nice pic
Are you the knight behind ?

https://twitter.com/NGselvalanch02/status/1551058180050132992

>>40648433
I wish twitter would die already

>>40648409
Essentially just a self insert yeah.

>>40648303
Even though it's a very good pic and a very good wife I will still say that it's shit

>>40648360
Hop in

>>40648377
I dont really get her wings out much. See her as usually keeping them hidden. Here is a picture with her wings out.

>>40648474
Based, it's make the pic even better

>>40648497
Shog says I shouldn't

>>40648546
That doesn't sound like something shog would say.

>>40648497
In the slime kingdom, baths take you.

>>40648303
>>40648499
>short hair
Exquisite taste.

>>40648577
But people get mad when I post this

>>40648593
Good.

>>40648593
long hair is better but i don't feed the need to flaunt the obvious on the regular

>>40648593
who would? long hair is better but short is also good when its on older monsters desu

>>40648593
I'm not mad.

>>40648593
how dare you post this

I know it's hip to fuck bees, but is it hip to fuck wasps?

>>40648689
I'll hyuckin' do it again

>>40648568
This, shog wants you >>40648546

>>40648593
>>40648612
I'm wagering it's a little too close to 'vidya butts', but that's not a topic for here.

>>40647983

>>40648386
>getting mugged by a raiju
>she's fingering herself
>you're holding your own pretty well against her one-handed fighting style (i.e., she's playing with you) until you get blasted by a direct bolt of lightning, stunning you.
>she props you up before you can plank over, making an offhand remark about how stiff you are
>her hand roams lecherously over your body before sliding off your bag and lowering you to the ground
>business before pleasure, she says (you're somewhat skeptical of her commitment to that mantra) and she straddles your body before rifling through your bag
>she's still fingering herself
>she gasps and pauses a moment when something catches her eye and she withdraws a cockatrice feather
>adorable- she hadn't seen one of those in years. why that'd be just the thing to limber you up. she traces the feather under your chin and then waves it in front of your face.
>a flash of electricity passes through her hand and the feather smokes and blackens
>she grinds against you hard and starts tugging at your belt
>i think she forgot about all that business stuff
good thing she didn't keep looking through the bag and find the car battery with the alligator clamps

>>40648867
There's another thread that you can soil with your low tier westernshit

If Hellhounds aren't that common, do they have protective and rapey Kobold breeds that could keep me safe?

>>40648882
what danger?

>>40648885
UberDanger.

>>40648885
Burglars and wildlife I guess, maybe some other vague danger I can't think of right now as well.

>>40648885
He needs someone to stop the other monsters from raping him. Preferably by raping him first.

>>40648885
I am the danger

>>40648907
the most effective bodyguard shown thus far is the wandering scholars sidhe

>Anon Is a fluff addict
>if you go more than 24 hours without a good, solid huff, you starts going through withdrawals
>Thankfully, the internet exists
>And the monsters have taken to it like fish to water
>If you want it, you can get it, and there has been surprisingly high demand for huffing mofu.
>Fox, Tanuki, ratatoskr, bunyip, if they are fluffy, it’s there
>You’ve been on edge lately, the usual stuff hasn’t been doing it for you. You needs something fresh
>You also remember reading about the relaxing properties of hellhound fluff
>Might as well
>Next day shipping too
>The next morning, you find a small package discretely tucked away amongst the other mail
>Good, the shakes were starting again
>Clutching his treasure to your chest, you retreat back inside
>Gingerly opening the package, you lifts up your prize
>Jet black, warm to the touch, and oh so silky smooth
>This will do nicely
>The Indescribably softness overwhelms your senses, and the scent is heavenly…
>Strange, You expected it to smell line cinnamon
>That was the first sign
>The second sign that something was wrong was the raging erection straining against your pants
>Hellhound fluff was supposed to be relaxing!
>That’s when you saw it
>Small enough to almost escape your notice
>tiny arcs of light, running the length of the fur at random intervals
>Anybody who knew less than you about fluff wouldn’t have caught it
>Tipped off by the light, you look over the “hellhound” fluff again
>And that’s when you see it
>hidden in the black softness, a slightly different shade, forming the approximate shape of a lightning bolt
>This is raiju fluff, dyed black
>Arguably the most dangerous mofu there is, outside of huffing it straight off the monsters
>This stuff is considered contraband, even amongst monsters, it’s “agitating” properties as strong as it’s addictiveness
>and you just got a lung full of it
>Right as the dread of what has happened sets in, you hear your doorbell ring
>Peeking through the peephole, you see her
>Sparks and all, it is unmistakably a raiju with jet black hair and freshly shaven chest, right where her fluff should be
>Her ears twitch, and she smiles right at you, she knows your there
>And she knows it’s only a matter of time before her fluff breaks you, and you come crawling to the source like the junkie you are
>She slips a small card under the door, and walks off, swaying her hips and making sure to give you a show through the peephole
>Picking up the card, you see it is blank except for a name, phone number, and address, not too far from here.
Always make sure to source your fluff Anon. Who knows what devious plans those monsters are up to.

How do I not become a milk addict?

>>40648967
marry an undine

>>40648978
thats a water spirit right, do you know what I can test to see If I am already addicted?

>>40648738
nothing wrong with vidya butts

>>40648967
Become a Shog addict

>>40648922
He's married and just doesn't know it. Once their mana is on you it's over.

I cant stop thinking about big sloshy milky tits, am I addicted?

>>40649028
i like to think she could still suplex a monster or two as needed

>>40649036
>pinches their cheek when she performs the suplex to discipline the unruly kids

>>40648967
Marry a winegote?

>>40647983

>>40649034

>>40649070
Considering how much milk I go through, I would need to work at a holst dairy to get my free milk each week.

>>40649078
same, I drink it for every meal

>>40649047
i think that wouldn't help

>>40649030
NEED
DRAGON
MILK

>>40649130
you're going to become an addict to something whether it's mofu, milk, wine or tailpussy. All we can do is pick which.

Fluster the lilim who rules the neighboring kingdom by invading her lands and claiming her before she has the chance to do it to you

even meme cat couldn't bring me out of this slump

>>40649101
Its the most practical position of employment to acquire calcium.

Holst milk is bland, I bet other girls would have much better milk. I mean look at the manticores profile, those jugs have to have some quality dairy inside of them.

>>40649137
>dragon's face when you tell her she can keep the gold if she gives you the milk

>>40649170
That sounds fun. Every twenty years either you invade the neighboring kingdom or they invade you, just to get your single men and their single monstergirls wives and husbands. Like a nation scaled matchmaking program.

>>40648239
Counselor of what?

>>40649186
holst would be the vanilla of flavors

>>40649195
It is better to marry and make that treasure a family asset

BECOME SHOG

>>40649199
i want to drinkn doll milk

What about zap weasel milk?

>>40649252
It's illegal in most countries.

>>40649265
too much ozone i guess

>>40649186
Holstaur milk is the greatest milk of all, none can even come close to it.
>>40649199
And vanilla is the best.

>>40649170
I can't even imagine the look of confusion on that lim's face when some knight kicks in the door to her throne room and instead of getting an edgy speech and a fight she gets thrown over a shoulder and carried off to a bedroom

>>40647983

>>40649265
>>40649283
I'm going to drink it anyway

>>40648967
Join the Order and commit ultraviolence to keep your milk use in check. Don't drink the Eros milk, or they will make you retire out of fear that you will defect. AR PAT

>>40649341
holstaur milk is so popular and inoffensive as to be okay in some order territories

>>40649357
Does it come with a free belly dance?

I am in need of more cute vampires. Please give me your cutest or dorkiest.

>>40649357
Could I smuggle other milk in as holst milk? I mean it's not like they're going to tell the difference.

>>40649195
Theres something super appealing about the dangerous, hard-looking outside, and as you get closer towards the center, it gets more succubus-y and meant for pleasure.

>>40648024
because /tg/ spergs have been here since 2017, and increasing now since their general died out.

>>40649357
>popular and inoffensive to the Order
>the genocidal puritanical and stupid Order
I'm surprised they have food and drug standards, tbqh.
>>40649412
You can't do that anon, drinking anything other than mild Holst milk will disturb the Overgod's angels!

>>40648967
Just don't get addicted. Remember you can stop anytime you want, you just don't feel like it right now.

>>40647983
Dullahan thighs.

>>40649455
Fuck the overgod, I can smuggle as much hellhound milk as I want and you can't stop me.

the sabbath witches won't stop teasing me!

>>40649462
How often do you think dullahans' bodies take off their head and use it to orally masturbate?

>>40649496
This girl is only a monster inside.

sabbath

>>40649496
i miss louise

>>40649557
Remember to be a good familiar and knock her up immediately.
Don't start fooling around when you're in a relationship.

enough nonceposting, post rapespiders

>>40649614
yeah but what are her hobbies?

>>40649650
sewing potato sacks

>>40649412
>smuggler anon cuts mermaid blood with ushi blood as filler to pad the margins
besides the change in color i don't think they'll notice

>>40649650
she likes writing and listening to number stations

>>40649614
Loen is blessed.

>>40649732
it's a cute picture but i'd like it better without the words. that context isn't very nice

>>40649198
The church summer camp of course!

Is it still wrong to rape elves? They're pretty close to humans...I know they're technically monsters but it's kinda weird

>>40649531
Sex with Momonika

>>40649732
that reminds me of that scene from night at Roxbury

>>40649878
If you don't do it first, she'll get you later.

>>40649878

>>40649878
as with most things it's rape or be raped

>>40649878
>is it wrong to rape
yes

>>40649913
But monstergirls do it so it has to be ok.

imagine having sex with a monster way taller than you

>>40649988
huge litters of huge babies

which monsters can beat the heat

>>40650054
>ywn experience a sith in heat

>>40649988
would be neat

>>40649988
i'll get my stepstool

>>40649988
imagine being sat on by a monster taller than you

>>40649988
I like to IMAGINE way smaller monsters.

>>40650064
yeah it would be
>>40650100
that is making me act up

>>40650100
really tall ocelomeh priestess...

>>40650128
the milk behind those tits

there are too many of them

>>40650147
go on without me, i'll slow them down

>>40650128
slosh slosh slosh

>>40650173
Thats how you know she's a girl worth marrying.

>>40650189
my flat fish can't do that though

>gimme your lunch money

>>40650189
>he fell for it
What a retard!

>>40650201
there's probably some water trapped between her skin and scales

>>40650201
Thats why you gotta look for fatty tuna

>>40650189
Anon...

>>40650278
but i love my flatty tuna...

>>40650295
Listen, we all face challenges in life, you must go face first into yours.

two cows

>>40650128
too big. waaaay too big.

>>40650305
And he must go face first into flat chest

>>40650344
thats how you get either a leforts fracture or a severe contusion

>>40650307
im still mad

>tfw that old bicorn you’ve known forever helps you get your first date and teaches how to be really good ladies man
She’s so nice to me, even provides me with a room to have sex with her, kinda weird there’s always a feeling of someone’s watching me

>>40650379
About what? Milk?

>>40650394
the one artist who could best do urumi doujins and he fucking makes it ntr.

>>40650430
That fucking sucks yet I love p cup eirin

>>40650430
>>40650449
i like the yuuka ones

slime wife in a jar. throw her at your enemies. a must have tool in any caster's toolkit. mostly recomended for spellswords, summoners and spellthieves. wurmriders, clowns and shogsurgers can do it, with a niche buildpath, aswell. it'll be very, very different to the standard slimejar, though.

>>40649752
To be fair, to an Ushi-Oni rape is probably tantamount to marriage. Since you know, if you cum it isn't rape.

Slam an eardrum out with a palm that has shog slime on it on a female warrior to make her quiet

>>40649988
That is exactly my desire

>>40650564
may as well use purpose built parasite slime

>>40647983

>>40649988
Personally I love dwarves

>>40650680
what large eyebrows

>>40650680
My brother.
>No shortstack keep guard to go on a nice dinner with while she grumbles about chasing off mischevious orcs, goblins, and that dickish elven caravan guard that showed up.

>>40650673
i liked this post when i first saw it. i would like to have a wife beyond human comprehension.

>>40650680
How people find this attractive is beyond me. She looks like a fucking gerbil with a mouth full of food.

>>40650680
Dwarven milk

She has work to do, leave her alone till her shes done. Dont disturb her. You can give her her new gun later.

>>40650720
ms cupid does seem like one of those monsters that doesn't get a day off
those eros angels work harder than the other ones

>>40650734
They have a union. Plenty paid days off.

maybe you should give up and be ruled over by lamia.

>>40650775
lamiass is lamilame

>>40650743
most eros girls are either freelance or in a worker's cooperative

>>40649988
Would the monstergirls have sex with a 172 cm man like myself?

>"I promise I won't get political in the dining table, especially during happy hour!"
>after a few drinks later, pic related
>"The attempt in my life has left me scarred and disfigured, but it has strengthen my resolve- *hic*"

>>40650795
it's hard to say; we just can't be sure

>>40650795
>172 cm
lmao manlet but yes they would

>>40650795
yeah why wouldnt they

>>40650803
go away go away
im so tired of this
just freaking go away you freak

>>40650812
It's average height in Japan you asshole

>>40650826
cant hear you from down there, anon

>>40649732
I can't tell what my favorite picture of his is

This

MGE P'Orcs, but they are not the disorganized tribal warrior barbarians. But they a more organized cohesive military that serve and are led by an all powerful Dark Lady with an ever seeing giant eye ball on a tower.

>>40650875
Or this

>>40650875
my favorite picture is the one that makes your face implode

>>40650893
Are we really doing this again

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that cool summer nights are for watching fireflies with the waifu....along with the random neighborhood firework.

>>40650875
I am going to CANCEL that lamia for impersonating and mocking people or any being with legs! This is insulting! Where does she work!? What's her company's contact number!? I'm going to report to the HR of the company she works for that she is making fun of us people with legs!

such piety

>>40650928
If legs are so great why are you mad?

>>40650928
you alright stilts? Why don't you just go take a walk and calm down

>>40650941
>>40650944
lamia dont have ass

>>40650955
Nor should they

Ass is a stupid meme. All that matters is breast size and hip width

>>40650969
thats some cope if I heard some, thighs are something that even the undead can enjoy as well as stockings, but dumb sneks cant understand that

>>40650969
thighs are important but i find myself willing to compromise for certain girls

>>40650977
Legger cope

>>40650481
>that one doujin where they are having a ffm threesome and yukari tries to suck her tits and yuuka is all like 'dude no, wtf thats gay'

>Ocelomeh or amazon warriors with the Sardaukar throaty baritone religious chanting

Somethings wrong with my Shrine Priestess guys, she won’t cook or clean she just wants to hang out with her friends at the arcade and karaoke bar!

>>40651023
four ears. they're always trouble

>>40650955
>lamia dont have ass

>>40651056
it's not great

>>40651056
HAHAHAHA! Fake plastic surgery XD

>>40650430
>>40650449
>>40650481
I wish Diisuke started making doujinshi focused on this eldritch gaphag abomination

>>40651121
i won't forgive him

>>40651121
and a good one

>>40650969
ass is very important to me otherwise i can't have a big wolfu slam down on me reverse cowgirl

>>40651121
Look at those pillowy squishable funbags

post ol

>>40650702
Comically short hellhound?

>>40651121
Imagine she gaps your penis into her vagina while you're unaware

>>40651200
oficce so sol crushing sunday night fil with dread

>>40651213
or gaps your wiener to play with her silk gloved hands

>>40651224
>wiener

>>40651213
Or she gaps your penis and makes you guess inside which one of her holes is it

>>40651213
or gaps your head to make you eat her out as she milks your dick

>>40650969
>>40650977
Who needs big tiddy or thick thighs when you have a loving wife?

>>40651200

>>40651200

>>40651340
for such a cute reporter that aint a tree rat, I'd like to oblige!

>>40651270
I think it would be more fun if she gaps your penis into either Ran, Chen or Yukari and you have to guess who it is or she murders you haha

>>40651336
One does not preclude the other

>>40651056
Since ryus are based on eastern dragons and not snakes shouldn't they have little lizard feetsies somewhere?

>>40651364
calm down anon, why you wanna die? I wanna have a family with the gap hag

>>40651395
I am fine with her, she gets the cuddles of a lamia and the strength of a dragon, the best of both worlds

>>40651200

On one hand when monstergirls arrive and takeover. Rejoice, love and happiness for everyone as the girls and women become hot and sexy monstergirls and men get loving wives or girlfriends.

But on the other hand, some people, specifically authors and artists who either happen to made or specialize in making edgy NTR, violent goblin rape and even normie doomer art are scared for their lives. As they begin deleting their accounts and purging and burning their art in fear of the new monstergirl authorities deeming them criminals to be arrested for their "anti-monster" material and not being in love with love and romance.

>>40651671
they will be dragged out of their dark damp holes and loved on in the light

>>40651737
wish i had a bunyip to carry me around like a beloved stuffed toy

>>40651817
Just look for the big ones

>>40651843
i'll get a box trap, some vegemite and toss back the little ones

>>40651200

Wing hugs and fugs from little harpies.

>>40651859
>i'll get a box trap, some vegemite and toss back the little ones
>"Oi cunt! My sistahs ain't good enough?!"
uh oh

Do you think monstergirls might kidnap other monstergirls to make them a sister wife?

>>40651924
Maybe.

>>40651924
outside extremely contrived scenarios, no

>>40651924
I don't know how unwilling you could really make the average single mamono feel about being taken away to get a husband so it's not really kidnapping, but I imagine Bicorns, Nurarihyons and any other girls into being in a harem would probably be on the lookout for more girls.

>>40651990
Would they prefer to be kidnapped directly by the new husband?

>>40651924
The favored tactic of the rare Kunoichi Nurarihyon.

>>40652032
It'd probably be very easy in that case. "oh nooooooo a human man is taking me away to be his bride, kyaaaa~" etc.

>>40651894
I really hope we get to fuck a harpy in monster girl dreams when the harpy village gets added.

>>40652065
It's probably extremely easy to kidnap a single monster if your intents don't involve violence. Monsters are normally superstrong, but a dominant man, even a wimp, could subdue her and carry her off. It may seem like she's just pretending to resist, but she is actually putting up a good fight. A man who desires an unclaimed monster somehow manages to unlock his hero potential thanks to how his spirit reacts to mamono energy.
/headcannon

>>40648042
Anyone got the full-sized version?

>>40651924
yes

https://imgbox.com/g/3xqPEON2My
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 68. This concludes the weekly report.
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You are given the choice to immigrate to Athel Loren or Naggaroth. Which do you choose?

>>40652151
Thank you friend.

>>40652151
Rude wight

i want a living doll and an automaton

>>40652151
I haven't seen updates for Trolls in almost a year

>>40652286
grab boobers

>>40652323
You fool, that's where all the voltage is stored, you will fry yourself and she wouldn't even have to lift a finger!

>>40652357
grab puss?

>>40652032
arent there entire species of mg around this?
hell, i remember kc saying mgs peddle themselves as sex slaves too

>>40652097
Harpies are already in the game.

>>40652453
Yeah but I want a full scene of one like the named girls.

>>40649228
Anon no! You must resist!

>>40651671
>authors and artists who either happen to made or specialize in making edgy NTR, violent goblin rape and even normie doomer art are scared for their lives. As they begin deleting their accounts and purging and burning their art

Sounds like you are referencing some specific artist(s). Who are you referencing?

Dare you enter her magical realm?

ded

>>40651924
>...kidnap...
Yeah, riiiiight, "kidnap"...
If Anons are scarce, my Bicorn-waifu often has a queue at the door, offering gifts, bribes, anything...
[Insert copy of mandatory relevent image]

>>40652357
Touch only one to avoid completing the circuit, one is positive and the other is negative with corresponding nipple/areola shape

>>40651924
>...kidnap...
Nope, its not kidnapping.
Anons are still scarce in these parts. Even before breakfast my Bicorn 1st Waifu is at our front door sorting out the queue of applicants, getting them in an orderly line, taking names, gifts, even cash bribes.

Wife on the fritz again.

>>40652532
Looks like this hag's brain has dulled with age, if she thinks this is a clever trap

>>40652510
>referencing some specific artist(s). Who are you referencing?

Artists like this:

>https://mobile.twitter.com/avogado6

Now please do not get me wrong. Artists like these do fulfill a certain niche not am I shitting on the artist for being Japanese either. But people who're artists like the example I provided might end up being afraid of their new Monstergirl authorities and will end up nuking, deleting and purging their accounts and content. Fearing their art, media and content is considered anti-monstergirl, and especially Haram towards romance and love that Eros would not approve of. Authors, artists and Mangakas who specialize in cheating, NTR, violent awful rape and heart break type of content and stories also be purging their own stuff. But also flee the country to avoid whatever persecution from their new Monstergirl overlords, or worse; Eros' Wrath.

>>40652700
Karbo would have a lot of explaining to do.

>>40652547
Poor lass needs a skull plate

>>40651200
The office work takes getting used to.
>>40651340
I'm all ears.

>>40652740
I doubt it. KC and some his friends have drawn or like vore. Karbo is pretty vanilla as far as vore goes. Nothing like Alice's tentacle vagina vore in his oeuvre. No gore, no ntr and everything is "cutesy".
Besides, I am sure they'd have million better things to worry about than weird drawn fetish porn.

>>40652607
Have you tried turning her off, then turning her on again?

>>40652975
What's the thu'um for "mere female lizard"?

Smoke

>>40653298
She's looking right at me bro, she can see through the veil

>>40653411
Everyone thinks it's the shrooms when she mumbles that she can see her husband while alone on her toadstool, and maybe it is but she really can.

>>40653290
Mal Vahdin Siigonis

Gaira 10 is out.

So prisoner fruit basically makes girls beautiful, probably reverses aging or at least lessens the wrinkles and sagging, gives them bigger tits, a better ass, an hourglass figure and are plentiful and cheap. It’s safe to assume the entirety of the order’s aristocracy is just quaffing them down right?

>>40653522
Neat!

>>40653591
It also undoes Order brainwashing, so either those families defect to monster side or they sabotage Order from the inside. Would explain why Order is comically incompetent

>>40653591
That would make every noblewoman Succubus in waiting.

>>40653647
sounds about right

How do I convince a lich that her lactating is something that will make her stronger?

>Love Gazer
>Into blindfold play
Will she get upset, or will she indulge and then mercilessly tease me?

>>40653793
Whose blindfolded who?

>>40653778
Tell her that without performing experiments, she has no scientific basis to say that it won't.

Loony, troony...
Haggy, faggy...

>>40653808
I'm wearing the blindfold.

>>40653809
but now I need to drink said milk to see if I can get stronger

ur wifes a womanlet

>>40653937
I wouldn't have it any other way.

>dark knight/dark valkyrie gets wet every time she has to defend you from someone

>>40653997
>hfw she always gets protected by anon instead

>>40652700
>Wrath
Is that what you call being sent to a hospital until you're rehabilitated?

I remember reading a story someone wrote about the maid academy and really liked it. Could someone link it? It was about a disgruntled senior maid senpai iirc

>tfw you wake up in the forest, being summoned by the oldest monster there in her cave since she was really lonely
>she's an old grizzly and she's just wants to have some company

>>40653881
Marie Curie gave herself cancer doing science. If drinking spooky skeleton milk is the worst thing you have to do then I'd say you got off lightly.

>>40653997
What if it's her having to defend you from you getting yourself into trouble due to being dense as lead?

>>40654137
Bears are usually solitary creatures, but seek out company when it's time to mate.

>>40654166
But that's what I will do, act like it's so dangerous so

>>40652532
Maybe.

>>40654166
but she gonna force me to drink straight from the tit just the way I like it
>>40654256
this fox had a little too much fried tofu

>>40653937
She could still kick your ass

>>40654294
reach is a hella of a thing ya know but gazer smell so bad I'd faint from just single sniff so yeah, she would beat me easily even from 6 meters away

>>40654319
Fake and rude

>>40654354
I’m already tearing up

>>40648546
then hop in into your shog

I'm bothered that my Atlach-Nacha girlfriend turns into a compulsive liar after sex and I don't know how to talk to her about it. For example she normally describes me accurately, like "your face makes me wanna puke", but after a single creampie she says bullshit like "I'm lucky to have such a handsome boyfriend". On top of that she stops using cute nicknames for me like "shit-for-brains".

>>40653793
So...
Gazer ASMR?

>>40653253
I'd still say (or headcanon) that it would (likely) ultimately depend on the particular demon realm. Bright Green ("Normal") Demon Realms might have some tolerance for it but any certain artist who make Haram artwork (NTR, cheating, homewrecking, heartbreak, violent Goblin Slayer-style goblin rape) as their whole schtick are forced to either change their material to more vanilla or face the consequences. But extremist demon realms or God forbid; Eros themed demon realms absolutely forbid and anyone found or discovered having such material in their belongings are immediately imprisoned and punished accordingly as per demon realm and Eros law. For the extremist demon realms, Eros Realms and the Royal Makai are staunch vanilla fags.

>>40654497
thats a real fluffy cow

>>40654498
That's the KC bait and switch.
No refunds.

>>40654505
Maybe

>>40654498
Be sure to make eye contact and kiss her a lot, that should solve the problem.

>>40654572
Where are the curvy, birth-hipped, buxom gazers?

>>40649430
That's why sandworms are top-tier. Crunchy on the outside but soft on the inside.

>>40652151
! !

>>40654584

>>40654584
In the city being creepy pervs as well as vidya autists

>>40654580
That's before sex, right? I think doing it after could reinforce that behavior.

>>40654185
Gets her even wetter but also angry.
She will rape you as punishment.

so to clarify where do we meet when 4chan goes down for good?

>>40654698
In *THAT* place.

>>40654698
Gensokyo

Gazeers are creeps,my roommate whose a gazer always peeps on me

>>40654698
Thunderdome

>>40654730
>>40654722
>>40654721
for real though it is only a matter of time before 4chan is shut down for good.

>>40654730
BEYOND Thunderdome.

>>40654738
4chan used to suffer longer service interruptions. There is no cause for alarm.

>>40654730
Two go in, Three come out!

>>40654730
So long as I can run bartertown

>>40654738
i guess i'd either become a productive member or society or give up

>>40654762
>i guess i'd either become a productive member or society
im already doing that

>>40654738
Hang around the monster girl island discord and kcs patreon and you'll find people from here eventually.

I want to know which monster has the greatest grip strength

Fuckin gremlins need to stop pissing on the wires n tubes

>>40654777
Any monster when you try prematurely end hand-holding.

fuck my life, I've been trying to get honey selectt 2 for the longest but the fucking files end up unreadable

>>40647983

>>40654777
Golem or Automaton

>>40654738
Are you kidding me?
The feds couldn’t ask for a better honeypot.

Thinking hurts. I want to be mind broken so that I can stop worrying.

>>40654777
Tied between wurm and kraken.

>>40654896
I hope portalposting has got us put down as a cult.

>>40654777
Sandworm.

>>40648009
It's been fan translated anyway.

>>40648239
>Attractive female counselor wearing daisy dukes and a thong with her shirt tied up
She's going to cause a lot of sexual awakenings. Are monstergirl run summer camps just speed dating services?

Little girls in even smaller bikini

>>40654977
I want to hold it in my hands.

>>40654945
I want to be “eaten” by her!