/jp/ - Otaku Culture

kanon

Rika is god and amazing and cute and sexy and everything but i cant fap to rika anymore because she's god.. i will pray for rika everyday until the day of meeting her

Favored Haworthia?

>>40636867
I wouldn't mind marrying Rika, but she has to be willing and of proper age.

>>40636867
>i cant fap to rika anymore
i doubt this

>>40636894
who cares in what age you marry the individual, as long as you love the living being also marrying is a normalfag construct you dumb sheep. rika is for adventuring together anyway and she is god.
>>40636895
i did

>>40636915
you can say that all you like but all it'll take is the right image to tip you over and you'll be right back to mr jerks-a-lot over rika like you usually are

>>40636915
That's an interesting perspective. I didn't think of it that way. Cheers, anon!

>>40636924
You're wrong, i am the enlightened one and i finally see the truth. Rika should be cherished and prayed for. Rika is amazing. Protect Rika's honor.

dead franchise

Why sipfag is the best poster ever??

>>40637112
How could be? Its latest installment is still on going and the other ones ended properly

ange...

Yasuposting

>>40637370
the only looking good sprite among the og sprites

>>40637370
Why didn't she just kill herself instead of gaslighting everyone into slaughtering each other?

>Battler, could you clear something up?
>I overheard you saying something...
>What is "bussin fr fr no cap"? Care to explain?
>I see...
>You kids really do grow up fast, don't you?

>>40637533
battler is not a zoomer, he would never say such things

>>40637419
Or killing George and Jessica .
The fuck they did to her
Also Gohda, he absolutely was innocent

>>40637419
>>40637564
the only people that truly 'deserved' it at that point were genji, nanjo and natsuhi, and even they could be argued for in some capacity
yasu is not meant to be in the right, she is meant to be wrong in killing people, there's no point in trying to justify her deciding to kill indiscriminately because she's not meant to be correct in her actions

>>40637564
Gohda was extremely vain
as for jooji and jessie, it's because beatrice is a witch, and witches are cruel

>>40637603
I know she is meant to be wrong, but adding the cousins to her murder list kills all my sympathy for her.
All because she wanted Battler dick, used the cousins as replacement and then she just went back to Battler as soon she could

>>40637630
considering how she acts in the 'canon' fragment i'd be surprised if she even would've been able to bring herself to kill anyone in the first place
she could fantasize about murder all she wants, but when push comes to shove she'd probably end up crying herself to sleep in the gold room rather than actually committing any crimes, and it's merely the intervention by others figuring out the epitaph and finding her that'd actually cause anything to happen

>>40637676
Given how the rules are that nobody can act out of character, I assume Sayo would genuinely have do it

>>40637734
actually being able to do it and technically being able to do it are different
black battler is technically possible if we adhere to those rules, but do you really think battler as he is has it in him to murder all his family when he's too busy fretting over them being able to kill people for muiltiple episodes to construct an actual argument?

>>40636736
>>>40633307
somebody pls i want the raw source

meep

>>40638237
You're cute

>>40638237

>>40638280
Is that anon actually Rika Furude?

>>40637370
Remarkable how an entire family could be saved if one specific person had cum just once

>>40636736
I love my wife Tamurahime

>>40636736
>Rena, who had a crush on you before, shows up to your house alone at night by herself
>she knows you're alone
>she wants to treat you to a nice hot meal she's prepared
>sure, she's done some fucky shit recently
>but consider the fact for a moment that maybe she just wants to jump your bone tonight while your parents are away
>maybe that's why she really wants to get inside your house
>but NOOOO Keiichi, you instead sit inside sucking on your bat talking to a tubby old man on the phone
Maybe he really does love noodles.
In otherwords penises.

>>40638454
I disagree, the entirety of Umineko could be successfully avoided if Kinzo had any kind of pullout game.
The suffering and death could have been avoided if he were simply not addicted to blonde Italian creampies.

>>40638569
I wonder how VNs and LNs MCs manage to get all those girls to like them.
How I can be like them

What is the ultimate up-to-date Higurashi reading order?

>>40638332
Is that you meepanon?

>>40638673
No

> Ryushiki asks why Maria didn't became as popular as Rika or Rena
> He avoids Maria doing anything important
No shit

>>40638678
Awww

>>40638709
More like she wasn't bundled with Higurashi

>>40638669
read the vn then watch sotsugou

>>40638735
What about the console arcs, the new manga and the rest of it?

>>40638715
That too

and yet there is no such thing as rokkenjimagate.

>>40638752
Most of Higurashi's spinoff stuff can be read at any time after the main chapters, order doesnt matter since they're mostly not connected.
but you should read Saikoroshi after the 8 main chapters.

>>40638782
Thanks.

Your favorite character and your dick size, now.

>>40638798
47, and 47.

>>40638798
Battler and 12 cms.

>>40638798
Rosa, and like a can of monster but thicker and more potent

>>40638798
Rena
6 inches.

>>40638798
Mion
17cm (Erect)

cute witches

>>40638904
*1.7

>>40639198
She truly is a tigress, complete with killing the offpring of other females

>>40639211

>>40639211

Natsuhi...

>>40638798
lion
7 inches

>>40639292
Umineko is a rare series where nearly all girls fulfill one of my fetishes, the Hime Cut

>>40638798
Ange 7 inches

>>40638798
Virgilia, 9 inches

Kanonposter, do you really love Kanon? With all your heart?

>>40636736
maria is looking strangely fuckable in this image

>>40639508
that's an ominous image to go with that question

>>40639519
I have few images with which to Shannonpost that aren't just sloppy tits, so I used what I had

>>40639522
>tits
you've activated

pero

nom

>>40637630
I thought I was the only one. Thank you.

>>40638655
Be one of the only cute brunette boyish boy in a small town, be genuinely kind, never give up on them, give her hope, be funny

>>40639390
Based

>>40638798
Kanon
0 inches

Here's the deal: one of the girl is going to get brutally raped and then move to the rape den for the rest of her life.
Who shall it be?

>>40638798
fuck off data harvester

>>40639997
>hr giger fingernail
scary

>>40639962
Mion, she needs that relevance

>>40639962
Shion. I hate Shion.

>>40639962
Mion and Shion raping each other

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N56qGBx4yCE

>>40636867
>>40637008
I understand that well brother. I was there too.
Yet the deeper your Madonna complex the deeper the fanatic's madness that takes you when you finally give in to blasphemy. Rika is holy but does she not need love even more? You can hold both the agape and the eros in your heart.

>>40639962
She isn't trapped with them - they trapped with her.

Having a purely sexual relationship with Rika, with no love for her

>>40640311
Is impossible

>>40640326
I think it'¡s very possible, all you have to do is treat her like the cocksleeve she truly is

>>40640301
i wish bern would hurt me

>>40640361
I try that and I can shoot one bullet so to speak and I guess it's okay.
Then I look at her eyes and the beautiful little girl behind them and I shoot like six shotgun shells in a row.
Love just feels better.

>>40638798
Rika rika

Damn, what was Ryukishi smoking with this stuffed animal? So far Episode 4 is very cute but incredibly autistic, Ange feels like she's just as much of a sperg as Maria.

>>40639522
This is a good pairing.

>>40640677
Sakutarou is annoying but he's relevant for only this episode at least. Ange is indeed a sperglord just like Maria. Both believe in magic to cope with their loneliness.

>>40640677
I wish we could see ange trying to solve the mystery with battler instead of being a trump card and chopped into hamburger

>>40640294
Yeah. I think you should charish her with all your might and keep her away from whimsical followers.

>>40638798
yasu
I don't have a dick

>>40639508
>>40639519
shannon poster and kanon poster have sex with each other already

>>40640677
I believe that Ryuukishi knows how annoying these things get, just like the constant pandering ange gets in EP8

>>40638798
Rika rika

Who's ready for Tomato's Witchtoko?

>>40641699
SatoKei kino, here we come!

>>40641699
My penis.

>>40641750
Kys rika is better
>>40641699
Kys rika is better

>>40641763
Kys rika is better
Why tomato the nigger did a rika knows everything cliffhanger but it will end the same as the shiitty show anyway. I still hope rika kill shitoko

>>40639531
I prefer to live in the catbox where Yasu, Shannon, and Kanon are all separate people, and Shannon is just a weird, put-upon servant girl.

>>40641975
so you've come to believe erikantrice?

>>40641699
always ready

>>40641699
Huh. I wonder what the story of this card will even be. Another appearance of a Gou/Sotsu/Meguri Satoko in Mei? Mei Satoko memory leaking stuff from them? Or an actual reveal that she's a witch? Probably not that considering Eua there.

>>40642056
It'll probably be similar to Teppei's story, featuring a Meguri-like Satoko without explaining why she's even there when Meitoko's big mystery is clearly different.

>>40642030
I believe in Readertrice, where the tendency of a reader of murder mysteries and visual novels is to revel in the suffering of characters at first—before later coming to empathize with them the more time passes.
Without love, the ending of Umineko cannot be seen, because if you lack love you would not have read Umineko all the way to the end.
We, /07th/, are all the Golden Witch.

No only like 5 people care about nutrashtoko shes not kino at all

>>40641699
That isn't exactly new though

>>40641750
Why you said that you know it's embarrassing.. since rika is better and she will never hurt k1 with a bat unlike what cuntoko did

>>40642161
Yeah, but this should be the Witchtoko fighting herself.
Really, I just think it's nice that Tomato gets to do a card again.

>>40642161
Delete this crap

No one cares go back to sleep

>>40642202
no

What would you do if all the club girls came after you with plans to rape you?

Sloptoko

>>40642232

>>40642267
Easy!
>Meeper is easily defeated
>Satoko is a coward
>Schizophrena is unstoppable but easily distracted with other cute things
>Mion you'd lose to, she'd get her family connections to drag you into a van

>>40642232
Shame on tomato for not touching rika's design nor drawing her since like the beginning of meguri. The reason why i stopped reposting his old rika art and even managa chapters. Vn stayd unite

>>40641088

>>40642274
Obliterate yourself why you trash

>>40642334
Mion (Shion)...

what would be erika's punishment?

>>40642232
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>40642537
Not a loli moron

>>40642182
KeiRika is sadly not canon unlike SatoKei.

>>40636867
Based

Schizo-san must be protected.

>>40642583
Kek at your pathetic brain for worms, shitposter

i love rika

>>40642610
Me too

>>40642199
I wonder if it's even that one? She's just called "Witch Personality" Satoko, it seems odd to call a split/divided Satoko like that.

>>40642603
He's right, you know.

>>40642583
mmm jap artist your delusional ship is not real

>>40642661
>TrannyArt

>>40642660
I have a hard time believing they're planning two Witchtokos right now. And since we already had Miko Satoko, I think playing up the inner conflict angle stands out more than just playing Evil Satoko straight again.

We'll see what's it going to be tomorrow, I guess. If the ID matches, it'll be this one.

>>40642675
Nice samefag, /qa/nigger

>>40642661

Let me out let me out!

>>40642823

>>40642840
The hell is your problem

Is there any art of Bern and Lambda in the Stakes' outfits?

>>40642725
You are the /qa/nigger though

>>40642915
I never been there untill someone linked me there and i saw all of the rika funposting with /q/ memes.. i guess it was fun for them.. why they targeted my dear rika i have no idea.

>>40642975
Sorry, I'm White.

>>40642975
Too gay

STANDING HERE

I REALIZE

VAMPIRES

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

>>40636736
>BWAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

It's threesome time kei-chan

>>40643807
Remilia is sexy

>>40644115
REMILIA IS NOT A LOLI? FUCKBYOU I DONT CARE ANYMORE

>>40644085
Rena is flat mm

>>40644085
Kei-chan's birdcage is a committed relationship and his St. Lucia is Tokyo

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99972820
oh hey look he drew rika again

>>40644647
Oh no.. who paid him to do rika with properly proportion this time?

>>40639962
Define "rape" as a forceful nonconsual interaction that defiles someone psychologically, economically, or culturally. With the precedents set by Umineko and Ciconia, define a "girl" as a person, male or female, who has a female split personality or alter ego. Define "rape den" as any sort of physical, emotional, economic, or conceptual prison that continually defiles the outward identity. Define "life" as the span of time in which an identity exists. Using the precedent of abuse separating parents and children in Ciconia and Higurashi, allow an alter ego to be adopted by the next of kin of the original owner of that identity, provided that the abuser is the one who caused the identity or alter ego to manifest in the first place. Using these tools, this devil's script may be safely executed as follows:
During club games, Mion and Rena (may be abstracted into the heroine role) repeatedly force Keiichi (may be abstracted into the key man role) to cross-dress, offending his hot-blooded male sensibilities. Through trauma or the birth of a new fetish, he develops a female alter-ego. This female alter-ego falls in love with her after-school savior. This savior may be Ooishitrice or the key man's male counterpart (Keiichi, Satoshi, and Kameda acting as counterparts). The heroine/s do not condone this, so they lock up the key man to cure him of his affliction. The heroine/s who caused the female alter-ego to manifest abuse her by bombarding her male body with healthy and safe heterosexual encounters until the female alter-ego leaves her body to manifest in the body of the next-of-kin. Ending her life as previously defined. Thus Satoshi's sleep and Keiichi's prison scene in Higurashi Mei fulfill the requirements of the devil's script. If the female alter-ego condition is denied, replace it with a 50,000 yen loan that they need to pay back to the heroine/s.

>>40644818
nothing says anything about it being a commission, so i'd assume that he just likes drawing rika
who would've thought

>>40644913
Welp gonna you know later on..

>>40636736
>IT'S TIME FOR YOUR THIRD BOOSTER ANON
>AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

>>40640196
Get out I hate you

>>40640431
Love powers up lust
Lust without love is mediocre and gets boring fast

>>40641006
That wasn't annoying. Like it or not Ange is the heart of Umineko. Ange gets 4 and 8 because Ryukishi loves her.

Ange is indeed the heart of Umineko.
I’m documenting it in my upcoming manifesto which I will in no way spam.

I thought beato was the heart of umineko

>>40646147
No. Ange is the big beating heart of the whole story. She comes round in a big way and gives up her HUGE prejudices to see everything with love. The whole story revolves around her MASSIVE healing from the loss of her family.
Basically she’s fat.

>>40646182
and I thought you were a fellow angefag

>>40642975
>When it has we redone as an actual action/sandbox game like Mercenaries or Just Cause, thank you very much

>>40646147
what happened here?

>>40644647
very nice, and a shmion right next to it

Day 370 of praying for RGD adaptation.

>>40646182
loveful post

>>40646043
I support you comrade

Ange theme song
https://youtu.be/W8_pq2sVcOs

Beatrice had a lot of potential I wish she wasn't a shit in reality because I'd like to see more good female antagonists.
Takano is good but she doesn't have the same smugness sadisticness that Beatrice had in question arcs.

>>40646754
doesn't exactly work with ange when there's a long, drawn-out scene with the stakes in ep4 making the point that ange can't bring herself to murder even when it's a bunch of bitches bullying her into sticking ice cubes up her ass
ange is capable of killing herself but not killing others, at least at the time when she was at school anyway

It's roadtrip time.

>>40646777
takano just wants to get mating pressed by tomitake but he won't fucking do it without miraculous intervention

>>40646852
Sperg bringing the tranny from the shitskin VN into a forest, blowing his brains out, and throwing his corpse into a hole!

>>40646852
I think I’d still prefer Ange and Amakusa’s road trip but nice car I guess.

>>40646777
She has it in Minagoroshi's ending, the issue is that it all fades into Matsuribayashi, with her entire personality falling apart once she has one unforeseen problem. Although it was also probably because R07 wanted to make people sympathize with her very quickly.

>>40646877
>his
Holy projection!
>>40646885
Fair enough I guess, nothing beats M.ZAKKY on a roadtrip!
btw did you know about Monochrome Clock's little brother yet?
https://youtu.be/75SatFUAnoI

>>40636736
>old man

>>40646841
she can always take her revenge later

since nearly every one of you has been bullied in the past have you ever seen yourself murdering them?

>>40646841
Is just a joke bro

>>40647282
i know but i decided to regard it seriously for fun

>>40647250
I always imagine myself murdering people i hate but i have neither the guts nor the strength to do something like that.

>>40647250
I imagined cutting ties with them and becoming so good at what they liked that I could come back and smugly look down on them.

Imagine being bullied. Hah. You losers crack me up. You need to be the one ramming ice cubes up Ange’s ass not the other way round. Without love you can’t see it.

>>40647250
no

>>40647529
I like being bullied and abused though.

i didn't even know that i was bullied or humiliated since i was like 3 or 5 when it happened?

Renalet

>>40648053
Are we in agreement that Rena's dad would NEVER do this and the entire sequence was a hinamizawa syndrome induced hallucination?

>>40648115
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>>40648173
Hello!

Now first things first, I absolutely appreciate the time an effort you've taken out of your busy schedule in order to reply to my post. Really!

Sadly though, I do not remember asking for your opinion and will continue to use my trip as I see necessary in order to avoid being mistaken for anyone else.

Love,
Yours sincerely.

>replying this seriously to an old pasta.

damn, that tripchad absolutely destroyed the newkek

>newkek
>pasta
Oh boy

>>40648226
It appears that you think you'd be mistaken to someone else but I can assure you even without a trip I can spot your post! Now please, remove the tripcode!

You really would have to be a colossal newfag to attempt tripcoding on this general of all places.

>>40648288
>>40648312
>projecting this hard
If you're not feeling in the mood of replying to a poster using a trip, why not ignore him?
It is not like it'd be of concern to you. Some people may just prefer to have a recognizable name attached to their posts so that a healthy flow of discussion can be guaranteed even beyond threads.
No one criticizes (You) for hiding behind a mask of anonymity either!

>>40648342

>>40648368
It's over...

>>40648342
Well then my kin mate. You're in an anonymous image board platform, being anonymous is extremely vital to the posts you're producing, you're part of the culture since the whole fun lies within the anonymity! So, you want us to criticize your posts am I correct? Hop onto discrod and reddit etc and we will criticize you! Well not us but the users of those platforms will!

>>40636736
The discord will be leaked no matter how butthurt you are about it.

I want to see Lady Bernkastel's soft, tender side.

>>40648442
What are you talking about, schizo?

As representatives of The Great Court of Heaven, we are here to inform you all posts in this thread can and will be used against you in judgements of crimes against good taste, morality, and excessive horniness.
Punishment is death.
Thank you for your time.

>>40647250
I never actually planned a murder, but I imagined myself going on a killing spree many times.

>>40648472
>Punishment is death.

Explains why there is no one left to enforce it. kek.

>>40648442
Discord is a great platform to escape from raging nutjobs who afraid to step their feet into such places, even come near to such platforms. A plus for discord since 4chan anonymous user has the power to banish its opponents via crazed posting marathons, so discord allows you to escape its overwhelming power by containing yourself in a such place! Say thank you to discord!

I want to see Lady Lambdadelta cutesy struggling with a difficult problem, and then getting smug about her solution.

Umineko characters who deserve death: Kinzo, Natsuhi, Rudolf, Kyrie, Shannon, Kanon, Genji, Kumasawa, Nanjo.
Umineko characters who deserve correction and rehabilitation: Rosa, Maria, George.
Battler, Hideyoshi and Jessica are fine as is.

>>40643807
Rika and Satoko!

>>40648342
>>40648226
Why are you like this?

>>40648547
Can you kill someone that wasn't even alive this whole time in the first place?

>>40648556
These are shitokos, anon. Rika is patchy or kaguya

>>40648547
Escaped consequences once again I see

>>40648342
i was looking for this picture thanks for posting it nicely upscaled

Good night! I love Satoko.

We don't care.

>>40648547
All of them deserve love and forgivness.

>>40648547
can't believe rosa gets to get away with beating the shit out of her kid for ages but natsuhi gets death for knocking a kid and servant off a cliff once and stressing herself out about it for the rest of her life

>>40648638
Well those are both pretty terrible things to do

>>40648638
The servant didn't deserve it

>>40648631
But what if we do

all adults deserved to die except for george

>>40648668
>we
Hivemind cares about only Rika

>>40648638
I would love the aunties even if they abused me, simply because I have no standards and crave affection from busty women

>>40648677
Nah not really

>>40648651
which is why they both should be in the same category
either you fogive natsuhi since she drives herself to constant headaches over what she did, or you condemn rosa for being a child beater who leaves the kid alone all the time to go chase dick but somehow still hopes said kid's dad might come back if she gives him enough money

In the end...who was the infant queen bee?

>>40648682
>nah
You're going to hell.

>>40648702
>queen b
isn't it obvious

>>40648712
Oh yeah

>>40648705
It's been a long time since I thought about Remon.

>>40648697
The solution is to have Natsuhi, with tears streaming down her face, slap around Rosa just like she would do to her kid

Death to Kinzo, Kyrie, Yasu, Genji
Admonish Rudolf because of his lie
Enslave Natsuhi
Marry Rosa
Fuck Jessica from time to time
Have intimate relations with Maria

Mating pressing Rika while Rikanons watch me.

>>40648740
Letting old men take care of her every hole while Rika anons watch

>>40648725
And what about Ichigo you seem to forgot about her other incarnation.

>>40648536
Let's send Lambdadelta to an insufferable elite school to prove she isn't Satoko.

>>40648740
>>40648751
You're going cry yourself into sleep while a tyrone crawls under your blankets

Employ Kumasawa and Shannon
Personally have Kinzo, Genji, Nanjo and Kawabata thrown into the sea
Make Kanon a legal nudist
Seal Battler and Ange in Kuwadorian
Marry Natsuhi, Eva, Kyrie, Rosa, and Asumu
Pay for Jessica and Joji to go to college
Become business partners with Hideyoshi
Have Krauss and Rudolf encased in gold

>>40648751
Letting old men take care of your every hole while watching me mating press Rika.
>>40648776
You cry yourself to sleep while being little spoon to Tyrone, recalling the memory of me mating pressing Rika.

>>40648762
I remember Ichigo, but Remon's name always got caught in my head. Remon Remon Remon

>>40648789
Look behind. It's the darkest spot of your room, it's waiting for you.

>>40648845
Woah! Rika is standing behind me spreading her cheeks!

Swap around the family members.
Eva, Rudolf, and Jooji
Rosa, Willard, and Maria
Natsuhi, Hideyoshi, and Jessica
Beatrice, Krauss, and Lion
Shannon, Kanon, and Yasu
Genji, Kinzo, and Battler
Kumasawa, Nanjo, and Gohda

>>40648880
I forgot about Kyrie. She goes with Krauss instead of Beatrice.

>Erikantrice is the tr-ACK!

>>40648173
vintage pasta

kanon...

Since Rikanon stopped replying I am now tearing up Rika's O-ring. If only he had kept up the good fight, alas, Rika is now ruined for marriage, well, other than with me.

>>40649256
Rika's O-ring has already been snapped by me. you're just getting sloppy seconds-no fourths

>>40649308
Your O-ring has already has been snapped by a train of old men while I enjoyed fresh firsts with Rika's tight anus.

>>40648638
Yeah that anon has shit morals

Rosa is 10x worse than Natsuhi
And we know that even Beatrice forgives and doesn't hate Natushi for it eventually
Eva feels major regret for the way she treated Ange
Rosa fakes regret and then goes back to abusing an hour later
Kyrie is broken beyond repair, who knows what the hell goes on in that woman's mind

>>40649214
i want to see what happens next

>>40648559
I can't help it.

>>40648670
Based.

>>40649071
Based.

>>40649256
You hanyuu, Rika is literally neutral and she is beyond my and your imagination comprehension and improvisation inflation dictation digitation bigtation rikatation

>>40649499
Actually I'm Satoko.

>>40649555
*kissu*

What do Rikafags think of Hanyuu

>>40649353
https://hitomi.la/reader/2254590.html#9

>>40649576
chaotic evil swamp demon

>>40649576
cute stupid stupid goatnyuu.

>>40649576
As a Rika fan I'm annoyed Hanyuu steals the spotlight in Matsuribayashi just to do nothing but make Rika rehash her Minagoroshi development. The amnesia plot there really annoys me.

Obviously it's not Hanyuu's fault as a character, but it exists to give her more to do and get to play moral compass, even though it shafts Rika's growth.

>>40649576
not a Rikafag but I think Hanyuu is cute and dumb, similar to Rika herself

>>40649564
yuck

>>40649698
Is it still yuck if I have a fat futa cock?

>>40639791
>brunette boyish boy in a small town, be genuinely kind, never give up on them, give her hope, be funny
Damn, I fail on the first. I am not the only male of my urban center.
FUUUUUUCK

>>40649591
outstanding
>that last page
what a moodkiller

>>40647250
I tried to see if I could get a bullied gf like in anime but all bullied girls were normies that unironically did befriend their bullies as soon they did something that offset their unpopularity
Also, they weren't cute. They were pretty ugly even for someone whose tastes are basically "generic girl"

>>40636736
god I wish I were that loudspeaker

>>40649792
considering how cutesy the rest of the story is it really does imply a fucked up ep8 doesn't it
beato setting the goats on everyone after everything and enjoying it would definitely be a return to form though

I've read a doujin once where Kanon and Jessica are about to do lewd things together, but then Beatrice interferes and has both of them raped anally by the stakes and/or goats.
Does anyone know which one I'm referring to?

>>40649866
yes

>>40649873
Kanon is just made for being cucked...

>>40649866
>but then Beatrice interferes and has both of them raped anally by the sta
Its called Episode 2, she truly taught them about Double Penetration

>>40636736
I love my wife Tamurahime

>>40649926
>>/vg/392436935
>>/vg/393225827

>>40649926
>>>/vg/392436935
>>>/vg/393225827

>>40650022
>>40650017

>>40650032
stay salty

it's monday tomorrow

>>40650300
It already is monday.

umi milf monday

>>40650311
speak for yourself

>>40650375
I just did, faggot.

I'm already wageslaving

>>40650339
>Eva is the fun, strong-willed one
>Rosa lacks social awareness and is slightly stupid but ingenious
>Natsuhi is the special snowflake no one really likes
>Kyrie is the jokester
Yeah, checks out. That's pretty fitting.

>>40650440
Natsuhi is the most popular outside the group at least

>>40650524
Among which target audience?

>>40650590
Umineko fans

just look at the polls and you can see natsuhi's not exactly unpopular

>>40650614
Uhh, no. Rosa is the most popular one, followed by Eva and Kyrie.

>>40650590
Probably reference in the last 07th expansion popularity poll.

>>40650622
>>40650625
>19th Virgilius
Fucking meme poll.

Krauss was such a lucky man.
He just nutted inside Natsuhi so many times as his literal duty. Countless creampies inside Natsuhi

>>40650633
i can bring up more polls if you like, here's the one just after twilight for example

Nappi is my favorite. I love her. I want to mate with her.

>>40650633
That one came out right after Last Note, so it's not surprising.

>>40648678
I can relate so much.

>>40650650
I will disregard any poll that doesn't have Bernkastel at the very top as a memepoll.

>>40650678
Bern anywhere near #1 is a memepoll

>>40650678
well here's the one just after legend then i guess if that's good enough for you

>>40650689
>Jessica and Kanon tied on the same rank
Now that's what I call wholesome.
But man, nips voting the meme higurashi girl as the second most popular character after having 2 minutes of screentime is a huge sign of their bad taste already.

>>40650622
>>40650650
>>40650689
Natsuhi surprisingly ranks consistently high. Actually I'm happy because she was always one of my favorite Umineko characters since episode 1 and I was happy whenever she got any focus.

>>40650707
there's always a bit of recency bias to these, which is why i usually would just post the 2020 poll and the one after ep8 since they're probably the least affected by it
i mean ep2's poll and ep4's had gohda in top 10, and while i love the guy he's not exactly who you'd usually think would end up in the top 10

>>40650624
You have no idea what you're talking about kek

>>40650722
Me too, she's great. Best milf.

>>40650746
Concession accepted.

>>40650733
Gohda should rank 1st every poll

>>40650761
Why is the top right corner trash

I'm happy that Nappi is so loved

>>40650769
That's (You).

>best fight scene
>best theme song
>canonically the smartest character
>found out the truth before anyone else
>best cook
>canonically biggest dick
>loved by both men and women
>canonically strongest chatacter
KNEEL.

>>40650777
The finger isn't even pointing at me, get better reaction image

You awake as Krauss after Kinzo died.
What you do?
I would, first of all, fuck Natsuhi. Creampie on her at least three times.

>>40650784
I may be misremembering, which was GOHDA's theme again?

>>40650722
she even managed to beat out beato in ep6's poll, almost got 1st and everything

>>40650784

>kanon that high in so many polls
based

>>40650793
Try to sort out my money issues
Hug Natsuhi, pat her head, tell her I think her ponytails are making her headache worse and she should rest
Try to get along better with Jessica
Drink tea in the rose garden
Try to get Shkanon fired
Promote Kumasawa

>>40650790
>mfw anon is too stupid to feel attacked by my superb reaction image

>>40650798
https://youtu.be/B2C5GaQPP0o

>>40650817
you're experiencing endless nine in real time anon how does it feel

>>40650799
Interesting because I felt like ep5 had more Natsuhi spotlight, I view 5 as essentially her episode plus Erika

The 19th man was interesting before I realised. My friend thought it was Will (had seen him in fanart before).

>>40650835
It feels lonely to be alone at the top...

>>40650848
Will really does feel weird. Like someone from a entirety different series. The heroic OC Donut steel to contrast with Erika

>>40650853
Alright little man the only top you know is Jessica being on top

Kanon is lucky that his penis doesn't work because if it did I would fear for his life. Jessica is the thirtiest girl in umineko and I cannot be told differently.

>>40650869
Will is a seinen protagonist randomly dumped in Umineko

>>40650836
she got beat out by the usual lot for that one, along with rosa for some reason, maybe it took until ep6 for all the stuff about natsuhi in ep5 to sink in because i'm not sure what about the awkward confrontation with chick beato and then getting skewered by battler's long pointy stake in ep6 would do to get her votes so high otherwise

>>40650874
Kanon really is such a lucky boy that he only has to watch Jessica have sex with other men because his penis doesn't work.

>>40650885
Top 5 is still pretty high

Do you anons view Eva-Beatrice and adult Eva as different or the same person?
Because to me I just view them as the same.

I wish I was Will

>>40650908
well i meant more in ranks comparison, the actual vote numbers for everyone are way lower in that ep6 poll compared to the ep5 one

I get it, but chick Beato was weird

>>40650870

>>40650676
Sad but true, Natsuhi wouldn't treat anyone very well

>>40648782
Kanon, Shannon, and Lion naked on the beach...

I just found that somebody uploaded the raw Interview Ryukishi did after episode 1 of Umineko was released and it's quite interesting.

What year did you finish reading Umineko?
I finished in 2020...

>>40651256
So... Ryukishi first finisshed Battler's design, then came Shannon, Beato was 3rd, although her design became Natsuhi's instead because it looked too "human"
also:
>His first three creations were protagonist, true culprit and main heroine of the series.
>Thinking about, it's not surprising that natsuhi had brown hair since she was created right after shannon and was supposed to be beatrice.

I know that this is antithetical to the work, but imagine the Witch self of all Ushiromiya family members

>>40651349
2022 teehee

>>40651411
Should have explained the second point better
>Natsuhi most likely has brown hair color because because the culprit, Shannon also has brown hair.

>>40651411
That is interesting. Both have great designs though Natsuhi's is more to my personal tastes.

Natsuhi good