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>> No.40624059
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>> No.40624074

>>40624054
book snek
>>40624059
milk dragon, gamer fuel edition

>> No.40624080
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smart snek

>> No.40624093

>>40624080
book wurm

>> No.40624124
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MONSTERWIVES

>> No.40624134

>>40624124
what is this sneaky fox up to?

>> No.40624179

Local Anon raises undead as ultra-busty versions of their living selves.
Lewds ensue, many such cases.
Remember to Listen to Lich-san, "Zombies are more than a harem, they're a responsibility."

>> No.40624211

>>40624179
Lich-san is just jealous cause she is as flat as a board

>> No.40624221

>>40624179
i'd raise them as 8ft soft zimbies
>>40624211
this and most likely a womanlet

>> No.40624263

>>40624211
>Anon, breasts that large are infeasable, they don't actually make more milk, don't aid in childbirth, are impractical to have in combat due to weight and awkwardness for battle, require strong back muscles, and are only attractive to perverts.
>No, I am not jealous.

>>40624221
Extra tall
Extra soft
Extra snug

>> No.40624291

>>40624263
im so gonna bully this flat womanlet lich

>> No.40624300

>>40624291
Anon, thats how you get hit by a debuff spell and tossed from her tower.

>> No.40624326

>>40624263
>No, I am not jealous.
>also Lich: trying to create a potion to make her more "softer"
its ok Lich-san, I bet you get free offers from the sabbaths

>> No.40624385

>>40624300
It needs to hit and i have enough strength in my fingers to climb it easy, and I'm just keep coming back but Im going to flirt with her since what she lacked in chest, she has more than made enoguh in the lower body, that ass gets stuck in the doorway

>> No.40624386

>>40624326
>Latest potion was a failure, chest did not increase by any notable amount.
>Furthermore, growth seemed localized to my hips and posterior for a large amount.
>While promising, I must raise more undead for testing, my wardrobe and chairs will not endure future potions of this type.

>> No.40624491

>>40624386
>go up to this lich with the massive fat ass
>wear sunglasses
>smack her ass "by accident"
>watch it jiggle

>> No.40624655

>>40624386
>somehow the potions make the zombies thicc
>but when lich tries it, she only gets thiccer at the bottom
>and also shorter for some reason
poor lich

>> No.40624690

>>40624655
>got the nickname, earthshaking thighs

>> No.40624703

>>40624491
>Local man paralyzed by lich with enormous rear
>Dispel attempts are oncoming.
>Lich faces charges of being 'Too thick'

>>40624655
She will have the biggest of breasts some day.
Hopefully before she has to start using two chairs.

>> No.40624721
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might fuck around and color this

>> No.40624734
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>>40624054
Trust angels.

>> No.40624744

>>40624690
>anon who called her that got hip checked out the window
>he comes back and asked to be smooshed between the legendary thighs
>lich in tears as she hip checks anon out the window again

>> No.40624746
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do people still like senko?

>> No.40624757

Adventuring with a Shoggoth seems really comfy.

>> No.40624812

>>40624744
>Anon climbs back up the tower
>This time rubs those massive thighs
>really gropes and plays with those massive thighs, asks to see them massive tree trunks in stockings with garter belt and all
>gets hip punted out the window again with the lich finally blushing this time
>He comes up to find her in what he asked

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>>40624812
>lich tries to explain how she just felt like wearing this stuff
>anon is to busy groping and kissing her thighs to hear her
>gets booty checked when he gropes to north

>> No.40624975

>>40624897
>before he got launched, He asked to see said lich in a bunny suit with some fishnet stocking
that really show just how meaty her thighs are
>Lich just gives him a pout before down smashing him out the window

>> No.40625010

>>40624975
Now I want to see an Alice in fishnet stockings, showing them off as a cute new fashion statement.

>> No.40625070

So we're all in agreement, Jabberwock is the best dragon

>> No.40625075

>>40624746
I like to think they do. She's a great girl.

>> No.40625078

>>40624975
>lich just spills out of the fishnet stockings
>she had to get a larger size bunny suit to fit her thighs
>so she has to hold up the empty top part
>anon becomes feral and tries to jump the lich for breeding
>lich gets too embarrassed at her dress so booty checks anon away again

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>>40625070
best at eating yea

>> No.40625116

>>40625070
yes
>>40625078
>He held in at the last minute on the window sil using the horny pinch grip he obtained
>Licked his lips and pounced on her
>They say you can hear her lustful moanig to t his day

>> No.40625131

>>40625070
No, I prefer petite, JC loli dragons.

>> No.40625191

>>40625116
>many years later
>lich and anon have a bunch of lichlings
>they are all taller and bustier than momma lich
>every family photo is the lich smooshed between her daughters with a face full of pride, rage, and despair

>> No.40625250

>>40625191
>>every family photo is the lich smooshed between her daughters with a face full of pride, rage, and despair
>And thats why every nine moths after said photo, they got a new child and every pregnancy she gets a little boost in chest but most of the rest goes to her already massive lower body
>She cant even wear pants no more

>> No.40625314

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to take it easy and enjoy the lap pillow of your waifu....assuming she is able to give you a lap pillow.
Centaurs recently discovered a rather disturbing fact that they can't really do that.

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>>40624054

>> No.40625334

how do you make a monster give you a face of extreme horniness?

>> No.40625338

>>40625317
Dumb snek

>> No.40625345
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>>40625314
yea I love using my wife as a pillow

>> No.40625380

>>40625334
show her your stamp collection

>> No.40625393

>>40625334
isn't it harder not to?

>> No.40625409

>>40625338
I dunno that looked like a good way of dealing with her inability to wear bikini bottoms

>> No.40625422
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>>40625338
please don't make fun of special sneks

>> No.40625426

>>40625380
but i dont have one
>>40625393
the face of absolute horniness, where reason and logic are long dead, where the prefrontal cortex is down and the lizard brain is in full effect

>> No.40625438

>>40625409
>>40625422
I will continue to bully those slithery, cold-blooded noodles until the day a giant, delicious brown Anaconda Lamia destroys my body.

>> No.40625453

>>40625438
gotta either go to florida for a massive latina one who is an illegal immigrant who lives in the everglades or go to the amazon rainforest near not brazil

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>>40625438
too bad, you get a dork snek

>> No.40625553

>>40625070
I like canon jabber. dont like thread jabber.

>> No.40625641

>>40625471
That's one of my favorite pictures

>> No.40625661

>>40625553
The fat one some autist keeps comissioning rtil or whatever that artist's name is?

>> No.40625663

>>40620933
I was actually thinking about having the griffon as the main love interest. I'll probably do something with a griffon either way. People really seem to like post-invasion stories.

>> No.40625706

i want a hellhound to Heavy Mob Cemetery me

>> No.40625712
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>>40624746
Senko a shit, Shiro is better.

>> No.40625774

>>40624746
She's the perfect lolihag housewife

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>>40624054

>> No.40625851

>>40625806
why is she crying? is it because of her anklet bracelet that convicts on parole wear?

>> No.40625892

>>40625661
>some autist
Are people here just quick to forget or has there been an influx of newfags? Do people here not know who blokes like bromont, Less, or OtherSideOfTheSky are anymore?

>> No.40625906

>>40625892
newfags most likely

>> No.40625921

>>40625892
I have no ideal who commissions the shitload of Jabberjaw shit

I do remember dollarhams and shit but I have no idea who that last guy is

>> No.40625942
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i adore this vampire. i dont even like tekken anymore, despite the nostalgia, but i love her. shes great.

>> No.40625945
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>>40625345
God

>> No.40625973 [SPOILER] 
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wurmbro here, drew a little quick wip sketch about that tree trunk having short lich , sorry for it being so rushed

>> No.40625988

>>40625663
Based, making cool and calm girls slowly loose their composure until they snap is peak patrician taste.

>> No.40626016
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>>40625973
perfect

>> No.40626031

>>40626016
thanks, kinda went from that creepy loner look ya know for the lich

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scroll below at your own risk. your mind will be broken. both in the way you want, and the way you do not.

>> No.40626078

>>40626069
i want to mess with some big bogie cheeks instead, no risk of getting a parasite from cheshire cats that make you say lots of bad puns

>> No.40626083

>>40625973
I like it
If your gonna draw the lich from last thread, can you draw the family photo part? I like your busty

>> No.40626097

>>40626083
which lich or do you mean the wight with the crush on the fast food worker Anon? And do you like the weight i give the massive fucking milkers I draw?

>> No.40626112

>>40626097
The lich with thunder thighs that has busty daughters that are taller than her

>> No.40626118
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look at what cheshires do all day
>>40626112
got ya, I'll try

>> No.40626130

>>40626031
it's good, can't wait for more of it

>> No.40626162

>>40626118
>anon just wants to have a meaningful discussion on 4mon
>chesh ruins it by asking for dick pics
what a plague

>> No.40626178

>>40626162
thats why you just post so very netural so no one knows you are male.
you get found anyways for some reason
Or You jus ignore her or just post a hotdog thats cut to look like a wiener

>> No.40626181

>>40626162
ask for cervix pic in return

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>>40626178
>cut a hot dog to look like a wiener
>accidentally cut across your hotdog
>meh they know it's fake
>post it for those sweet (you)s
>30 sec later anon gets swarmed by worried monsters

>> No.40626229

>>40626207
>Say all order nations do this to boys to stop them from getting erect
>Two days later the chief god is defeated and everyday for two months is penis inspection day

>> No.40626233

>>40626229
>penis inspection day
No.

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>>40626229
>for two months
its like they don't care about the health of the boys

>> No.40626252

>>40626239
So everyday is surprise penis inspection day?

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>>40626252
It sure is friend
Strangely, you always get the same nurse
Even more strange, alot of them don't look like doctors or nurses...

>> No.40626292

>>40626268
I ain’t let any monster touch my weenie if she ain’t an actual nurse, a doctor or a nun/shrine maiden/priestess

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>>40626292
>shrine maiden

>> No.40626335

>>40626317
I don’t like that shrine maiden, she gives me the willies

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>>40626335
too bad

>> No.40626349

>>40626346
I’m running into the church for salvation from creepazoid white snake

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>>40626349
you have entered the church of snek, and you will be returned to your not-creepy wife

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>>40626292
nobody complains when it's vampire inspection day. it's only fair to to participate

>> No.40626393

>>40626380
I do not know this woman, she is extra creepy and I want mommy

>> No.40626396

>>40626383
I need a Dumbpire in my life.

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>>40626393
for this insult, she will record your honeymoon with your hebi wife and sell it to the ratas

>> No.40626418

>>40626405
I’m going to go catatonic

>> No.40626429
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>>40626383
I love her

>> No.40626451
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I really wish KC would update the Echidnas art.

>> No.40626457

>>40626405
>>40626451
Bro that ain’t even it

>> No.40626472

>>40626451
What?

>> No.40626483
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>>40626451
That's Alice, Anon
But for my money, I love me the vampire

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SEX
E
X
TAIL
A
I
L

>> No.40626491

>>40626484
Don't type like a retarded toddler please

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>>40626451

>> No.40626503
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>>40626491
NO
O

>> No.40626507

>>40626292
nuns can only touch my Penis

>> No.40626511
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>>40626451
she's right there with shirokuto

>> No.40626512

>>40626483
You think I don't know that's Alice?

But Alice was drawn by KC and she is most likely an Echidna, or at the very least KC drew inspiration from his echidna design when making her. So she's a good example of what an updated version of the echidna would look like, or even what an different individual might.

>>40626497
This hurts me.

>> No.40626513

>>40626511
milk bags having hag

>> No.40626520
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>> No.40626525

>>40626512
nah, nah. anon. leave that vore pussy shit else where. I do not ccare what you saw MGQ belongs else where with all the shit that goes on there

>> No.40626541

>>40626511
>that poor bra
gonna make a shield with that bra's material, will be invincible

>> No.40626542

>>40626405
No not the Ratas! They'll upload it to tik tok with cringe captions!

>> No.40626548
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>>40626525
I like Alice and MGQ and I will not apologize.

Besides. Non-cannon bad ending. Literally never happened.

>> No.40626556

>>40626511
damn i love jiggle physics
>>40626548
doesnt erase the content, now please leave the shit for the /monster girl game/ thread

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>>40626542
better to be sold to ratas than having ratas listen in on your romps

>> No.40626564
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I LOVE SUCCS!

>> No.40626565

>>40626560
Curse latenight and his illegally smol ratas.

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>>40626556
Just for that have one more image. Out of spite. Just for you. Faggot.

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>>40626565
illegally cute

>> No.40626584

>>40626582
>HUMAN ATTACKS INNOCENT MARSHMALLOW CAT

>> No.40626587

>>40626584
>anon was actually defending from marshmallow cat snuggles
damn yellow press...

>> No.40626599
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>>40626565
But I like smol

>> No.40626604

>>40626560
If I need a sidekick to go adventuring with after getting Isekai'd, it needs to be a Monster small enough to fit inside my backpack.

>> No.40626617

>>40626604
ittan momen seem nice. lightweight, portable, foldable, and machine wash warm.
if you need her to keep a low profile she could act as a cape with her arms embraced around your neck.

>> No.40626626

>>40626617
>Portable
>Good as an emergency blanket/towel
>Can be equipped as armor/clothing
Not bad actually.

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>>40626584
It's illegal for a reason

>> No.40626632

>>40626571
thanks for the cute pic, dummy

>> No.40626635

>>40626617
>machine wash warm
Oh God, I would be on pins and needles when she is in the wash. What if she gets stuck? Or hurt? I don't think a washing mashing is a safe place for a ittan momen

>> No.40626639

>>40626604
i can see the appeal but I'd rather be the smaller yet stronger attack human of some large soft monster

>> No.40626640

>>40626628
>"Innocent" marshmallow cat "accidentally" summons a high-level, nine-tailed Kitsune using nothing but chalk, fried tofu and a hairbrush.

>> No.40626644

>>40626628
what is that evil behind marshmallow cat?

>> No.40626646

>>40626617
>squeezes under doorframes/between bars to unlock doors
>can take you on magic carpet rides
>will act as hammock, blanket or both

>> No.40626653

>>40626628
Hey, he summoned Ms. fox from next door, my crush from when I was but a boy. And shes still older than me but thanks Marshmellow cat for letting me get to together with her!

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gonna dream of railing my hot werehaku teacher

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>>40626628
marshmallow cat is an inspiration to us all

>> No.40626688
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>>40626675
Let's all do our part to remain fit and healthy

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>>40626688
https://youtu.be/LcI8sfwxvIs

>> No.40626757

>>40626738
happiness, my only weakness

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>>40626757
You can do it Anon!
Or else you will be victim of the smug

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>>40626764

>> No.40626788

>>40624054
Reminder that the lewdest thing a monster can see on a potential husband is a naked ring finger

>> No.40626796

>>40626788
The lewdest thing I can see on a potential wife is a naked neck.

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>>40626769
Choose your smug level

>> No.40626808

>>40626799
I pressed the button four times, though

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>>40626808
Please don't do that, you are getting into unnatural levels of smug

>> No.40626840

>>40626831
...

...

*press*

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>>40626840
You have crossed a terrible threshold Anon...

>> No.40626869

>>40626856
This isn't just smug, this is snug
Smnug

>> No.40626889

>>40626856
What're you gonna do? Smug at me?

>> No.40626890

>>40626869
sounds like a slur

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>>40626889
>anon was smugged to death(marriage)

>> No.40626939
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>>40626869
sometimes happens

>> No.40626945

>>40626939
Pet the stupid cat

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>>40626945

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>>40626799

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>>40627001
>troll smug
i submit

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ded

>> No.40627131

tell me about your goats

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>>40627131
I love them, my Aunts are the best!

>> No.40627151

>>40627136
So do they make the stuff themselves?

>> No.40627155

>>40626564
dangerous

>> No.40627163 [SPOILER] 
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Imagine: the usual tall monstergirls; onis, hellhounds, Amazonian, etc. But have the unfortunate trait of being born a womanlet and make up their shorter height by wearing pic related to dom and or kabedon men.

>> No.40627204

>>40627151
yes, their own hoofs crush the grapes for that wine

>> No.40627251
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Who is the best girl that can help you restore Rome?

>> No.40627262

>>40627251
Gibraltu or any scorpion girls. They are symbolized as protectors and bodyguards of the emperor. Therefore they are good, trustworthy girls who will NEVER backstab you.

>> No.40627308

>>40627262
sounds suspicious...

>> No.40627338

>>40627262
>tfw no scorpion girl praetorian guard that's supposed to protect you, but is instead planning to sting you at the slightest opportunity.

>> No.40627365

>>40627338
>she tries to strike
>Emperor Anon smacks her down
>she becomes his plaything
praetorians are not welcomed here!

>> No.40627394

>>40627365
>Wake up one morning
>All your "loyal" praetorian scorpion guards are gone
>(I wonder where they all are)
>Make your way to the senate and open the doors
>All the Monster Girl senators and your missing praetorian guard are there
>The praetorian scorpions are holding an auction, selling your virginity and empire to the highest bidder
This won't stand.

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>>40627251
You want an empire? Start with an emporium.

>> No.40627438

>>40627394
>Emperor Anon forbids the virginity trading
>riots break out in Not-Egypt
>he takes his wolves to war
oh dear

>> No.40627458

>>40627394
I will escape on the back of the loyal Centaur who I named senator myself!

>> No.40627480

>>40627251
We need a monster that's basically a Pharaoh but instead she's a Caesar.

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>>40627394
>Quintilius Varus, give me back my legions!

>> No.40627499

>>40627458
Everyone said the appointment of a Centaur was madness, but the Empire's been running smoothly in her capable hooves.

>> No.40627532

>>40627488
It's not my fault! Those P'Orc barbarians offered to throw a big BBQ for the legion, how was I supposed to know it was a trap?

>> No.40627594

>>40627499
but can she keep it safe from the Gulls?

>> No.40627607

>>40627594
I firmly believe the Gulls can be civilized.

>> No.40627635

>>40627607
perhaps, if they ever stop nicking my chips!

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Alea iacta est!

>> No.40627685

Post your smugest Sabbath pics please!

>> No.40627692

>>40627651
Fat-Bottomed P'Orcs invade from the north!

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>>40627692
>porc challenge
>Justiinian was right

>> No.40627775

Gonna breed ALL the p'orcs!

Not a single p'orc will go without a dozen daughterus

>> No.40627792

>>40627773
Attila the Ham is assimilating the Barbarian tribes, Rome is in danger!

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>>40627792
Pope Bacon will guide him!

>> No.40627840

>>40627792
>Attila the Ham
I think you may be onto something, anon

>> No.40627991

>>40627488
>First you must cross the Ru-Bicorn

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Locked doors are powerless before the fox.

>> No.40628025

>>40627999
that's what the booby traps are for

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>>40627792
>geese Harpies will raise the alarm

>> No.40628045

>>40628035
small geese

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>>40628025
>booby traps
Uhh, I think those traps are for you.

>> No.40628118

>>40626565
I feel the need for large Ratas.

>> No.40628142

Good news anon! the DL and her Husband will be visiting MGC soon and you, yes (You), have been chosen to be in charge of the event! what will the day be like? where will they go? what will they do? will Mayor Zombie Wight in time for the meeting?

>> No.40628188

>>40628142
I refuse.

>> No.40628214

>>40628188
sorry anon, the Ushi guard won't let you out till its all organised

>> No.40628272

>>40628142
>spoiler
If she hasn't by then, she will when she shakes Demon Lord's hand.

>> No.40628296

>>40628272
poor bodyguardanon...

>> No.40628427

>>40628142
I've got no idea how to plan any kind of celebration or party, so I guess we're having a fair. Random bullshit go!
>lock Mayor Zombie and body gaurd Anon in a room filled with moth dust until the day before DL shows up
>pair up a demon with some gremlins to loophole their way to the best technically legal fire works show
>give the local bogie circus a stack of cash and give them free reign over a street near city hall
>pay off the mofukuza to have them set their brush slaves set up in a reverse petting zoo
>relase quarantine on Hagville
>send a formal invitation to Pharoah of neighboring desert kingdom
>send a formal invitation to Apophis of neighboring desert kingdom
>tell Sabbath they can set up stalls for all their potions and recuitment
>open portal to wonderland in the park to set up tea parties
>strategically place cupid snipers on rooftops all throughout the fairgrounds
>let monsters openly apply to set up their own stalls for food and products
>Flee to another realm in the chaos, but come back later if it actually went well and take all the credit

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How do you imagine harpies (and related species) position their bodies while in flight? Torsos vertical or horizontal with the ground? Straight legs or knees tucked to their chests like actual birds?

>> No.40628623

>>40628541
probably both depending on the mobility they need. this is a hang glider vs parachute thing

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>"Stop posting crap about hellhounds!"

>> No.40628803

>>40628142
take the money and run

>> No.40628813

>>40628787
or what?

>> No.40628929

>Wake up feeling bloated
>Open eyes to see auntster next to you curled up around you
>You were sleeping on the floor for some reason
>Her tits are hanging out
>She did it again

Every time

>> No.40629093

Mamono collect detailed info on every unmarried man to that they then sell to other mamono for massive profits. VPNs won't save you because they are all compromised. It's never a coincidence that a random monster, that you've never met or doesn't even live in your town, is making her moves on you.

>> No.40629163

>>40629093
Its easy, just don't go outside.
Don't interact with anyone, just get your groceries in silence and run home.
Don't let them get you.

>> No.40629215

>>40628787
According to Google translate, seems like she's doxing a "kid" she's angry at in the early morning hours.

You can only guess what happens after that.

>> No.40629226

Post your best shirohebi pics please!

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>> No.40629271

>>40629163
>just get your groceries
A swarm of fairies hides in your grocery bags when you are paying for them.

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foxes gets sealed for a reason Anon. now, keep your hands off that seal.

>> No.40629324

>>40629297
There is a high danger level mofu zone just behind her.
I have to investigate for ancient treasures.
Wish me luck anons.

>> No.40629327

>>40629297
But she said it itches! Releasing it just a bit can't hurt.

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>>40629324
>>40629327
i warned you.

>> No.40629363

>>40626118
A girl we can all relate to.

>> No.40629367

>>40629297
I was just fixing it back on. It was falling off on its own.

>> No.40629394

>>40629339
But they're not doing anything bad?

>> No.40629469

>>40629339
Ah, im so scared of tits, im going to die of tright

>> No.40629497

>>40627999
>Sneaky fox accidentally overwrote your 100h+ RPG save
Would she feel sorry about it or just act like it's no big deal?

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>>40629367
just ignore it, they will put it up themselves. the only reason they put it up is because "unsealing" a fox is considered a marriage proposal in ancient fox law. its just one of many tricks they use to violate you without your consent.

>> No.40629547

>>40629497
Punish her with a daughter for every hour lost.

>> No.40629572

>>40629547
>make boatload of daughters
>have them grind xp and items for you
>create entire guild just slaving away for you
good end

>> No.40629594

im just gonna steal that old fox, she will be perfect for being my wife

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>Get ushi-oni bodyguard
>Ask how much her services are
>She says me
Wow what a steal. I get a super strong ushi guard and all she asks in return is the glory of working in my service

>> No.40629786

>>40629594
>he thinks there is only one

Mind if we hold your funeral service in advance?

>> No.40629795

>>40629780
>anon reminiscing in his hospital bed with a bad case of shattered pelvis
>Mini-ushis are playing with his feet
>How naïve he was back then

>> No.40629815

>>40629786
im built ford tough, and I can go the distance, more like they need to pray for their hips strength cause I am gonna test them with my mechanical press like hips

>> No.40629816

>>40627251
Why would I want that, Mussolini salamander?

>> No.40629883

i want to see the village of softness in zipangu, what monsters you think live there?

>> No.40629892

>>40629815
You underestimate the sheer baby-craziness of fox hags

>> No.40629913

>>40629883
Lazy Oni, Creepy nerd Tengu, old foxes and Tanuki hags.

>> No.40629919

>>40629892
i know, thats why they gonna be looking 9 months pregnant with 20 kids up there after Im done

>> No.40629941

>>40629913
why is the oni so lazy?

>> No.40629953

>>40629941
Because they are lonely and sad.
They numb the pain with junk food and naps.

>> No.40629981

>>40629953
This hurts me.

>> No.40629985

>>40629913
I'd also imagine some panda girls, some dragon zombies, and even a couple of jinkos
>>40629953
so what If i sleep in their bed instead

>> No.40630018

>>40629985
You will become a pillow.
They may also shove their tit into your mouth while sleeping.
Its a 50/50 really.

>> No.40630045

>>40630018
>tfw you will never find a lazy msucle fat oni and fuck her into a fit oni with a big belly instead

>> No.40630046

>>40630018
i will get to see that frown turn upside down in realtime as well as maybe get smothered

>> No.40630104

>the kind of mg who uses the wrong math equation but still somehow gets the right answer.

>> No.40630113

>>40630104
i feel like that fits a wurm to a t

>> No.40630118

>>40630045
>a big belly instead
?

>> No.40630133

>>40629913
just how creepy are the tengu
>>40630118
Anon, when do women get big bellies normally aside from gaining weight?

>> No.40630143

>>40630133
I thought you were going to give her a beer belly.

>> No.40630151

>>40630143
then she wouldn't be fit then anon

>> No.40630206

>>40630151
How many?

>> No.40630359

>>40630151
Uhuh.

https://youtu.be/Asw4kJ-J0Pg?t=550

>> No.40630568

Massive fucking thighs, Jiangshi with some trulely massive lower body

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>>40624054

>> No.40630651

>>40630568
>Massive fucking thighs
Rigid Paradise

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Worm spats

>> No.40630689
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How deep must I go till I start seeing exotic never before seen monsters?

>> No.40630707

>>40630651
pearadise
>every jump she makes makes her thighs and ass jiggle like no other
>She cant help but flash her shimpan due to her massive rear and her thighs clap with her every hop
>put her in a normal teacher outfit with stockings
>that aboluste terrority shown
>Shes also hella tall as well

>> No.40630726

Post your best centaur pics please!

>> No.40630754

>>40630679
Green bugs can't jump

>> No.40630764

>>40630754
Doesn't need to jump if she can sink them from mid court.

>> No.40630781

>>40630638
>not using her tentacles

>> No.40630782

>>40630764
lmao, she short as hell, all you gotta do is knock the ball

>> No.40630802

>>40630781
thats for special ocassions of a very needed deep bleaching of the mind

>> No.40630808

Tell me about the p'orcers, anon.

What are they like?

>> No.40630811

>>40630808
fat and smelly like you, next question

>> No.40630832

>>40630808
Gross fatty sweat and dried urine.

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>>40627773

>> No.40630868

>>40630839
feral hog

>> No.40630930

>>40630811
>>40630832
These posts were typed by elven hands.

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>>40630689
when you cant see shit seen its so dark but thats where the creepiest and scariest fish girls live

>> No.40630954

>>40630930
nah, just get new material, you as old as the Olmecs with them posts

>> No.40630959

MGE version of Despicable Me but the Minions are Greenworms

>> No.40630978

>>40630954
What's wrong with old?
Do you have something against old?

>> No.40630988

>>40630782
Use uses her length as a lever and catapults them

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>>40630689
Why deep, just go to outer space. Cosmic horror waifus when?

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>work at a fast food place
>suddenly a wight comes in
>hope it's not gonna be a weirdo
>just a standard order
>ask whether it's gonna be a takeout
>"I think I will take YOU out."
>oh no
>"Ma'am, we don't provide such services."
>she OHOHOHOs loudly and plops down enough money to buy this place
>my manager sells me out immediately
>"You can start by feeding me those fries with your mouth~"

>> No.40631008

>>40630978
yeah, you. go back to the old folk homes and play sudoku with miss otohime

>> No.40631019
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>>40630959
MGE version of Despicable Me but the Minions are shortstack goblins

>> No.40631027

>>40631003
>tfw wights would even pay your parents to have you in her manison
How many of you would get sold for 2 bucks and a bag of chips?

>> No.40631029

>>40631019
Gonna give the goblins the banana

>> No.40631040

>>40630932
>fish tail stocking
show me weirder stockings then this

>> No.40631154

>>40631003
I couldn't see a wight going that. But I definitely could see a Christmas Cake danuki who's gotten desperate doing that.

>> No.40631160

>>40631154
my fren, wights would so do this

>> No.40631168

>>40631160
Maybe if it was an upscale restaurant. Not a fast food joint.

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typical fishie from the deep

>> No.40631189

>>40631168
even the rich might want that peasent food her friend was talk ing about
>>40631172
Didnt notice she had legs for the longest

>> No.40631238

>>40630651
Imagine slowly descending to heaven/hell until a Hermit say, "No.".

>> No.40631260

>>40631238
anon, u good?

>> No.40631292
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40631292

why I like robutts
customizing

>> No.40631351

>>40631189
No wight would be seen dead at a McDick's.

>> No.40631365

>>40631351
i see what you did there, thank gid they aint dead

>> No.40631463

>>40631351
>>40631365
no wonder she went to buy anon, she thought he was on the menu

>> No.40631476

>>40631351
country bumpkin wight

>> No.40631556
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Little brown girls.

>> No.40631599
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>WARNING
>AREA GUARD NAME:
>BERSERK BARBARIC BEAST
>Death-proof arms of the Mamono Empire.
>Alive yet dead, it fears nothing and destroys everything.

>> No.40631602
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Grown-up, respectable brown girls.

>> No.40631617

>>40629981
Well, marry one and the wont be lonely and sad anymore, would they?

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>> No.40631635

>>40631599
im going to wrestle the behemton into submission
I trained my entire life for this

>> No.40631656
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40631656

>>40624054

>> No.40631682
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>>40631602
Superior lewd little brown girls

>> No.40631694
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>>40631656
whats goosd with this angel, she looks she dipped her hands in something blue
>>40631682
matured chocolate girls are way better than unriped fruits

>> No.40631700

>>40631682
i want to get pincushioned by a kuudere cupids arrows

>> No.40631713
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>>40631682
Unbeatable pure, supportive, and loving brown girls.

>> No.40631734

>>40631602
How do I find an amazonian Cupid?

>> No.40631751

>>40631734
Eros churches located in Amazonian territory.

>> No.40631774

>>40631734
Amazon rainforest look for the cross shaped trees

>> No.40631784

>>40631751
Surely Eros is not a popular god among amazons. Love is beneath them.

>> No.40631805

>>40631784
No bigger lie has been ever said

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>>40631694
>whats goosd
Are you OK anon?

>> No.40631831

>>40631784
>Love is beneath them.
If a tough man can love his submissive housewife, Amazon can love her househusband too.

>> No.40631845

>>40631813
I trained for a hedbute completion by headbuttia tree at both ram8. Sped and in standing
I feel funni

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>> No.40631911

>>40631805
Technically he's kinda telling the truth. They like being the one on top, so their love is beneath them.

>> No.40631913

>>40631906
>Sample

>> No.40631939

>>40631913
you couldn't handle the full version, too much wock

>> No.40631941

>>40631906
Remove the sample

>> No.40631949

Ya know, every time you bring food into your sandworm wife to eat together with her. You're technically eating food she's already eaten. Maybe you ordered pizza or whatever. Once it's inside her, she's already eaten it, and you're eating food she's already eaten. Also, she's eaten you too. Sort of.

Just some food for thought.

>> No.40631960

>>40631939
Well could you at least link us to where the full version is?

>> No.40631983

>>40631939
More like too little

>> No.40631991
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How do monstergirls treat crossdressers who are not gay and have no interest in alping?

>> No.40631998

>>40631939
Maybe if she put down the burgers there wouldn't be too much of herself...

>> No.40632004

>>40631991
Nothing a little mind flaying can't fix.

>> No.40632036

>>40632004
Don’t respond to this shit, it was done last thread

>> No.40632037

>>40631991
Don't post off-topic pictures, you nig

>> No.40632053

>>40632036
I went to sleep right after so I missed any responses.

>> No.40632068

Are sandworms secretly the most OP mamono of them all?

>> No.40632098

>>40632068
probably not, no

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40632106

You guys are all like "oh yeah I could definitely handle a nine-tail, easy"
when you would lose to a fox with one tail. You would lose to a mangy coyotegirl who painted her tail to look like a fox.

>> No.40632119

>>40632106
I'd lose to any mamono honestly.

>> No.40632131
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>>40632106
if you get them to water the additional weight of the waterlogged tails should slow them down

>> No.40632144

>>40624721
is that shading a brush or do you draw each small line by hand?

>> No.40632158

>>40632106
honestly if any girl wants me just ask. Imma say no cause they only room for three
>>40632144
Crosshatching brush

>> No.40632162

>>40632068
Not without significant magical power. They are high tier in terms of physical power, but even then there are other monsters like Wurms that can keep up with them. And if you mean sexually, that's still highly debatable.

>> No.40632179

wurm lilim
the royal express

>> No.40632180

>>40631694
The little brown girls are just freshly ripened, the hags have already gone over ripe.

>> No.40632197
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>>40632180
You mean sweeter

>> No.40632198
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40632198

Everyone gangsta until the biblically accurate angels show up

>> No.40632213

>>40632106
My mind is a steel fortress that no monster can defeat it doesn't matter how strong they are or how soft their tails are

>> No.40632222

>>40632198
this bitch is fatter than the wock, her stomach got a mouth
>>40632213
so you wanna stay single and lonely?

>> No.40632224
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>>40632213
what if they cry a little bit?

>> No.40632268
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40632268

50 IQ or 5000 IQ skirt-wearing?

>> No.40632269
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>>40631556
Big brown girls

>> No.40632281

>>40632268
dummy thicc iq

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>>40632106
But I've not said that.

>> No.40632294

>>40632224
I won't fall for such an obvious trick!

>> No.40632305
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fox showing panties

>> No.40632315

>>40632294
what's the plan when it becomes increasingly obvious it wasn't a trick?

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>>40632284
You say it with your actions. By not submitting to a nine-tail and singing her praises, you are inherently asserting that you can defeat her. Many boys are guilty of this.

>> No.40632327

>>40632305
>MG buys the fanciest lingerie and shows off them to you.

>> No.40632336

>>40632162
Just in general.

They'd be near impossible to defeat in combat. Definitely built for defense. They've got a shell stronger than steel. Their colossal size deals massive damage, and they can retreat into the ground to avoid getting hit. Even if they're dealing with an Earth Elemental that could unearth them, they'd still have to somehow deal damage to their impenetrable shell. That alone makes them OP. It'd be like one of those annoying boss fights where you do 1 damage for each hit; your best attack does like 10 damage, and they've got 10,000HP or something absurd like that. Meanwhile, she can take you out in a single hit. Only thing that'd keep you safe is if you can fly well above the ground and stay up there.

And if she can do ranged, offensive magic, it's all over for you. No chance to hide, not even in the skies.

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>>40632305

>> No.40632346

>>40632324
Maybe. Only if they're nice. Too many evil girls.

>> No.40632354

>>40632305
Did Yukari put Ran up to this or was this her own will?

>> No.40632367

>>40632336
where's the secretly OP part? she's a massive tank from a glance.
secretly OP is something like greenworms with their neutralizing gas

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>>40632343
ew
>>40632354
yes

>> No.40632393

>>40632367
Well she doesn't really get listed in the OP monster list. It's always just lilims, dragons, and baphos that are highlighted. Sandworms aren't even thought about like this

>> No.40632409

>>40632315
Run away and rethink the strategy

>> No.40632435

>>40632336
>>40632336
just gotta pop open the mouth then one right in the chin desu, just pretend you gave up then, kick to the chin. The shell si string but the inside is fleshy. A wurm is much tougher, no weakspots

>> No.40632443

>>40632393
they're pretty limited by environment, versatility and weightclass.
a kraken could wrestle a sandworm but when's that going to happen ordinarily?

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ideal size and thickness

>> No.40632468

>>40632464
What monster girls have this body shape?

>> No.40632494

>>40632468
trolls, bogies, wurms, dark mages, foxes, nerds liek hakus and tengu, tanukis, succs in cold places

>> No.40632507
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40632507

I want to watch a lilim crush melons and coconuts with her thighs! I want to see her punch holes through a brick wall and wrestle wild beasts!

>> No.40632526
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>>40632494
also another pic

>> No.40632580

>>40632435
You'll lose the moment you enter her mouth. Her charm and squishyness is too strong to overcome. Also her fluids will destroy your armor, clothes, and weapons quickly.

>> No.40632653

>>40632580
with the hand and all i need is a single sec but thats enough dunking on the glass canon that is the sandworm, shes got no bones and her brain is in the main body I assume so it jiggles like jello which causes the loss but she nees to lean forward out the mouth. but that level of thinking is beyond you it seems

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>> No.40632695

>>40632213
>(Weak to Foxes)
Big talk, but humans can't beat the fluff.

>> No.40632766

mirror mirror on the wall, whose thighs are the fattest of them all

>> No.40632779

>>40632766
ms march hare

>> No.40632780
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>>40632197
There's nothing sweeter than cute lolis with slutty pear bodies that demand action to be taken.

>> No.40632789

>>40632779
just how fat are they?

>> No.40632864

>>40624054
>>40624080
>librarian Apophis
>kinda boring
>kinda shy
>likes talking about her favorite books
>won’t shut up about the “Knight and Date” series of books
>the Pharaoh from high school is still paranoid that she’s out to get her
>while librarian Apophis is just worried about that rough draft she has saved on her computer she keeps editing

>> No.40632884

>>40632653
I don't think you understand. If you manage to get into her mouth, it's because you were flung up and knocked out. Yes, even if you pretend surrendered. At which point, you'll be unconscious, and all your equipment will all be digested and/or stored away. You'll wake up in the nude with a cute girl going to town on you, and you won't have the wherewithal to resist. Also, her main body has bones. She's not that vulnerable inside.

And in the less than 1% chance you can withstand her advances and charm. Say you do manage to knock her out. You're 100ft underground. You're not leaving. Remember she's in complete control once you're inside. If you're incredibly unruly, you just might get swallowed until you behave or until she decides you're not worth it anymore and spits you out and hands you over to one of her friends.

>> No.40632899

>>40632884
escape rope in back pocket to the nearest hathor shrine

>> No.40632923

>>40632899
>Nearest Hathor shrine
>Located "Inside Queen Sandworm-Sandworm's Belly"
Be careful when and where you use it. You'll just end up in the mouth of an even more powerful sandworm. The guardian deity of the sandworms.

>> No.40632924

>>40632864
maybe she can help me unravel the mystery of ! !

>> No.40632946

>>40632435
Her main body can retreat back into the walls where you can't reach it.

>> No.40632970

>>40632923
so i died? thank god. i hope I get scooped up by the will o wisps of the sand
>>40632946
all it takes one clean hit to the chin, just one mistake for it all to go wrong for the both of us

>> No.40632983

>>40632507
Pretty dress

>> No.40633046

>>40632864
>keep coming back and asking her to recommend books about apophis

>> No.40633063

>>40632864
Inspired by the chivalrous romance of Knight and Date, the sexually frustrated library grape writes the steamiest adventure of them all, Dream of the Purple Oval

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>>40624054

>> No.40633097

>>40633072
FAT FOX

>> No.40633106

>>40633072
that dress awakens the animal in me, I want to ravage ran right now

>> No.40633160

>>40633072
just imagine how soft and heavy those tits are with milk

>> No.40633163

>>40632053
Monsters aren't heavily concerned with appearances and can immediately tell whether someone has the mindset needed to alp.

>> No.40633180

>>40633163
leave the shitposter

>> No.40633249

>>40627251
>Start by running an Elephant over a lot of Alps

>> No.40633267

>>40633163
From KC tweets we know they aren't even concerned with their own standards.
It seems to be hard to make one NOT want to marry you.

>> No.40633309

Post your best pharaoh pics please!

>> No.40633313

>>40633309
no old man, please take a hike

>> No.40633325

>>40633313
>T. Crusty Old Apophis

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Behold

>> No.40633334
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40633334

>>40633309

>> No.40633353
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>>40633334

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>>40633353
The Classic.

>> No.40633404

>>40633334
>>40633353
so i should steal her?

>> No.40633423

>>40633334
>>40633353
>>40633388
Thank you, fren!
These are wonderful

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>>40633404
you should always steal monsters

>> No.40633469

>>40633353
I can fix her

>> No.40633526

>>40633334
>>40633353
>>40633388
Don't humor that mentally ill autist that spams his retarded requests in every thread

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rabbits and hares are very underated

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>>40633576
Indeed.

>> No.40633586

>>40633459
so even the creeps in my mansion?

>> No.40633604

>>40633576
i want to see fat bunny butt and tits

>> No.40633608
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>>40633586
especially them
their your property after all

>> No.40633652

>>40633627
but how I am supposed to catch them? They so shy

>> No.40633673

>>40633576
I liked when bun anon came in and told us bun facts, that was fun

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>>40633652
just use your usual monster traps

>> No.40633685

>>40633576
They're good girls but their legs are a bit too much for me.

>> No.40633686

>>40633673
i remember that, that was great. hope hes doing good.

>> No.40633688

>>40633681
like what?

>> No.40633690

Monster girls can't do anything against you if you're already dead inside.

>> No.40633709

>>40633685
i love the legs. i usually prefer the idea of being lifted/sitting on the laps of monsters, but they make me want to do the opposite. imagine those fluffy legs around your body.

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>>40633688
leaving dirty laundry in a snare, leave love notes that direct them into a cage, leave an inflatable (you) as a distraction, the usual

>> No.40633732
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>>40633690
You're just challenging Liches, experts at revival.

>> No.40633733
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>>40633690
Nothing a quick trip to dr.lich can't fix

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>>40633690
that's no problem friend

>> No.40633778

>>40633724
nice any for undead spefiec

>> No.40633783
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I want to get wights to compete at who is the strongest.

>> No.40633786

>>40633751
>>40633733
>>40633732
Well, mentally troubled anons? Do you choose Dr. Lich or Dr. Mind Y. Flayer?

>> No.40633791

>>40633690
they can certainly do something for you, though.

>> No.40633811

>>40633778
inflatable (you) is good enough for them
zombies will hug it on instinct
wights will talk its ears off
vampire will pass out when she bites it and it explodes
really can't go wrong with an inflatable (you)

>> No.40633814

>>40633690
But what if a lich tries to resurrect your spirit by using the forbidden moe moe kyun spell?

>> No.40633853

>>40633786
I trust Dr. Lich.

>> No.40633865

>>40633814
i would be dying of laughter so bad I'd actually croak

>> No.40633954
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touch grass

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>> No.40634047

>>40633954
i feel a little bad they get outshined so hard by ms dorome

>> No.40634058

>>40633973
unusual pupil shapes are hot

>> No.40634092
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40634092

Post pictures of monstergirls with lust-filled looks on their faces.

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>>40634092

>> No.40634126

>>40634092
>That artsytle
Isn't that for the guy who makes like crap ton of mediocre porn games that all have way too much urination in them?
Or is it from somewhere else. I love the character design but, you know.

>> No.40634136

>Shoggoth Queen who acts as tokusatsu supersuits for her husband and their harem
>Dark Shoggoth who melts things down to "learn" them
>Parasite Shoggoth whose host can alter her physical form slightly with Chaos magic, and whose constructs are fleshier in form
>Red Shoggoth, who, rather than defaulting in demeanor to a maid, is a princess

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>>40634092

>> No.40634152

>>40633786
I pick a third option - kind Dr. Witch, from the Grelia clinics.

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>>40634092

>> No.40634201

>>40634126
it does have violated heroine vibes

>> No.40634217

>>40633786
gimme mindy

>> No.40634230

>>40633690
>I can fix him

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>>40634092

>> No.40634263

>>40634126
Yes, she's from a Norn/Miel nukige and though the plots are just excuses to move from sex scene to sex scene, the character designs are still worth swiping.

>> No.40634274

>>40634256
dangerous smug

>> No.40634283

>>40634217
>therapy sessions consist of squeezing her until you feel better
it's unusual methodology but it gets results

>> No.40634307

>>40634283
i want to be reformatted

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>>40634283

>> No.40634315

>>40634256
>they don't know I have my boyfriend in here

>> No.40634361

>>40631599
so are the babies from dragon zombies normal dragon babies?

>> No.40634382

>>40634361
they come out rotten

>> No.40634415

>>40634230
>Monster girls on 4mon write a whole essay on how they would fix/save a guy that posted about being dead inside

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>>40624054

>> No.40634445

>>40634263
It's almost annoying how good the character designs are.
Like god damn, I love that wolf girl and her bikini armor, but all I'm getting is like 3 scenes and a harem ending with borderline no story to them. I want more damn it!
I want my home town to get raided by a pack of those wolves and be taken as the spoils of war.

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>>40634445
>I want my home town to get raided by a pack of those wolves and be taken as the spoils of war.
me too anon, me too

>> No.40634499

>>40634487
I want source of pic.

>> No.40634508

I want a wight to take advantage of me after dropping out of school. I want to be made financially and emotionally dependent on her.

>> No.40634516

>>40634422
Whomever wins, I win.

>> No.40634522

>>40633811
>vampire will pass out when she bites it and it explodes
>ohohohoho! it seems you've relaized the folly of running away!
>now hold still, this wont hurt much...
>BANG
>yaah!
>huh?
>uh....ah.....*thud*
lmao what would the aftermath be like?

>> No.40634528

I want to be a wights favorite fighter in the Arena, I want to be very entangled with her and make my opponent mad with how much I flirt with her

>> No.40634564

>>40634522
high impact rape with tearful cuddles after

>> No.40634618

>>40634522
Trauma, probably irreversible
Wonder if there is some sort of trauma clinic thing in MGC
Wonder if they need volunteers

>> No.40634668

>>40634415
Her essay will not block me from putting some lead in my brain if i wish.

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>>40634092

>> No.40634689

>>40634668
>It's a wisp
>She doesn't care in the slightest what condition your body is when she finds you

>> No.40634709

>>40634689
I don't like wisp, they're disgusting in a meta physical level.

>> No.40634716

>>40634709
and thats what you get for being an edgy little shit

>> No.40634722

>>40634709
Then you shouldn't have turned down the friendly succubus lady.

>> No.40634745

>>40634709
whats wrong with wisps? the promise of eternity is both cute, exciting and arousing

>> No.40634746

>>40634716
Wanting to die is edgy ?
>>40634722
Kot or nothing

>> No.40634757

>>40634746
yes, it is

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>>40624054

>> No.40634777

>>40634745
>In a cage
Nop, i don't like femsub and being forced to live if i don't want.

>> No.40634818

>>40634746
>>40634777
also, chesh is femdom as well as wisp, dummy

>> No.40634822

>>40634777
How are they "femsub"?

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>> No.40634840

>>40634822
I mean femdom, mb
>>40634818
Chesh is not femdom, what are you talking about ? They're prankster

>> No.40634852
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40634852

two of my familiars

>> No.40634861

>>40634688
Need more crazed turbo-horny monsters
Especially baby-crazed

>> No.40634904
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>Don't you lecture me with your thirty-dollar haircut

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>>40634909
>forced eye contact
oh no

>> No.40634942

>>40634924
The way to dominate the autist.

>> No.40634945
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40634945

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37914232/chapters/101501973

>> No.40634953

>>40634909
>Can't stop, addicted to she shindig
>Chop-top, she says I'm gonna win big
>Choose not the life of imitation
>Distant cousin to the reservation
>Defunct, the pistol that you pay for
>This punk, the feeling that you stay for
>In time I want to be your best friend
>East side love is living on the west end

>> No.40634969

>>40634945
Another update? BASED?

>> No.40634994

>>40634924
I only start panicking when the girl has red eyes and it's game over if there's black sclera

>> No.40635001

>>40634924
>Panic
>Headbutt her
>Flee under the table
>War scream until she leave
Why is she staying in doorframe

>> No.40635034

>>40634924
I'll just take off my mask and scare her with the face that even makes wurm run away with fear
I was born with no face

>> No.40635036
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40635036

>Anon hasn't talked ever since he got married to a toad
>every time he opens his mouth she just jams her tongue in

>> No.40635078

>>40635036
>waiting for anon to open his mouth
fucking coward. open his mouth yourself.

>> No.40635167

>>40635078
She doesn't wait for it. She just can't leave Anon's open mouth unmolested.

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Reject mofu; embrace scales.

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>>40634092

>> No.40635254

>shota human prince betrothed to local monster princess
>they're childhood friends and they often play together and write letters when away from each other
>one day our prince decides to visit his monster princess
>he notified her beforehand and she can already see him walking through town from a window overlooking the surrounding area
>on his way to the castle he suddenly gets pulled away and is gangraped and mindbroken by lowly devil bugs while the monster princess watches helplessly from above

>> No.40635366

anon, screw off

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TOUCH

>> No.40635470

4063525
Kys with your ntr shit

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>>40635467
I desire nothing more out of life

>> No.40635534

>>40635366
>>40635470
?

>> No.40635537

Rape is good.
Aggressive dating is better.
Slow building years-long romance starting from childhood is best.

>> No.40635538

>>40635510
when did this ears weakspot thing become so popular? i dont get it.

>> No.40635546

>>40635537
how about consent? THATS hot.

>> No.40635566

Fellas, what's the best combination of mana marker and living location to avoid getting a monster wife for as long as possible? Asking for a friend, he's scared of commitment and/or mofu addiction.

>> No.40635581

>>40635566
Just enter a confusing relationship with a monster who doesn't rape.
The wandering scholar's art fairy saved his virginity many times.

>> No.40635590

>>40635566
>mofu addiction
The ocean is a good place to avoid that specifically.
(not related, but captcha says KOT2D)

>> No.40635593

>>40635566
sandworm marker while living on an abandoned oil rig in the middle of the ocean

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>>40635538
Do not question it, Anon. Just embrace it.

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>>40635590
SHESCOMINGSHESCOMING

>> No.40635636

>>40635622
Bunyips are freshwater species.

>> No.40635645

>>40635608
>tfw you will never make a foxgirl cum herself just from a hug

>> No.40635667

>>40635622
Man wasn't meant to experience that level of mofu.

>> No.40635690

The colony is out of food anon, your going to have to convince one of the local elf tribes for help

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>>40624054

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>>40635690
>elves
ew, i'd rather get help from the native fauna

>> No.40635759

>>40635737
She's looking pretty petable.

>> No.40635771

>>40635645
i assumed that was part of the appeal of the ear thing. i think a lot of people (myself included) like the idea of being able to make them cum with very little effort.

>> No.40635774

>>40635737
there down south with all the gold, jungles and frogs
all that's up here is smoke leaf and elves

>> No.40635789

>>40635771
I just like them because they're furry and not human.

>> No.40635795

>>40635771
I always thought it just made them cuddly and affectionate because it felt nice, not so much made them cum.

>> No.40635810

>>40635537
>not slow building romance starting in the monstergirl's childhood and not your childhood

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>>40624054

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>> No.40635918

>>40635810
Adult human befriending a young monster and eventually marrying her when she reaches maturity?
Sounds good.

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>> No.40635999

>>40635036
now that's what we call best girl material

>> No.40636014

>>40635920
>azur lane

>> No.40636020

>>40635920
As much as I think foxes are a bit overrated, cuddling while being surrounded by a vast sea of fluff is still really tempting

>> No.40636028

>>40635863
The hug thing is nice. But I really wish he made a more huggable girl for it. Yeti is the same but better, I guess.

>> No.40636033

>>40636020
She brings a bed for cuddling everywhere she goes.

>> No.40636034

>>40635036
>Molesting only my mouth
>When she could be molesting my dick instead
>Also can’t tell her how beautiful she is everyday
>How much I love her every morning
>Talk about what we should name our kids

>> No.40636035

>>40635538
I don't know about cats, but dogs have sensitive ears. Sometimes they flick a bit when you rub the inside. Really, they just love having their ears rubbed in general.

>> No.40636091

>>40635918
>disclaimer: monster standards of maturity may differ from human ones

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What came first the queen or the worker?

>> No.40636101

>>40636095
Queen

>> No.40636107

>>40636091
Stop reminding me of the unobtainable cunny.

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>> No.40636117

>>40636107
As it should be

>> No.40636134

Post your best apophis vs. pharaoh pics!

Friendly, rivalry, graped, whatever the case. Let's see some interactions between the two!

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>>40636117
Every day we drift closer to the food crisis(starving africans) sparking ww3.

From the dumbest apocalypse scenario ever shall the portals and cunny come.

>> No.40636144

>>40636091
>Marry a 20 year old dragon
>Get looks from the locals in Dragonia
>At dinner a hagon calls you a egg robber and tells you date a girl your age

>> No.40636158

>>40636144
>Marry a 20 year old dragon
Never, I would retry life and marry her at 400 at a min

>> No.40636168

>>40636135
What, my head hurts, make it simple

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>> No.40636173

>>40636144
>"Are you offering a threesome?"

>> No.40636176 [DELETED] 

>>40635918
Why wait until maturity?
Marry her right then and there!

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

>> No.40636179

>>40636144
Wouldn't it be two kids marrying each other ?since you are around 20 as well?

>> No.40636188

>>40636176
Nah

>> No.40636194

>>40636168
On the day of the portals an alice will jump out of one and start sucking on my dick no matter where we are when it happens.
Also there is a food crisis and africa is starving. But mostly the nuke portals. I thought the famine thing was common knowledge

>> No.40636203

>>40636194
More simple

>> No.40636205

>>40636144
>marry a 10 year old dragon
>the hags are jealous because they're literally 100 times older than her and still unmarried

>> No.40636212

>>40636144
I bet they'll complain if I marry a 30 year old dragon.

>> No.40636215

>>40636205
>by accident at 10 since you did an ancient dragon mating dance fooling around

>> No.40636226

>>40636205
Cue smug dragon loli t shirt pic

>> No.40636242

>>40636203
Black children are hungry but somewhere in the multiverse a baphomet is more hungry for my cummies and is starving them on purpose.

>> No.40636246

The only gals imma marry are my wives and I ain't stopping in MGE til I do

>> No.40636253

>>40636242
More simple, it still hurts

>> No.40636264

Will praying to mara give my foreskin back

>> No.40636314

>>40635254
This is based if the devil bugs are hags and mindbreak him into calling them all his mommies

>> No.40636319

>>40636314
Who asked, smelly fat old men

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>> No.40636332

Mindbreak sounds scary but hot.

>> No.40636333

>>40636253
Loli want dick

>> No.40636340

>>40636333
Mas simple

>> No.40636359

>tfw no wonderland class trip
>tfw you won't get split up from your group and end up where all the older monster live and start crying and scared

>> No.40636415

>>40636359
>when the alice larper meets a fat smelly old man larping as a little lost boy

>> No.40636429

>>40636415
So they both have young bodies while being old as shit?

>> No.40636436

>>40636429
Once the mamano mana kicks in he will.

>> No.40636443

>>40636264
Any pro-mamono deity should. Mara might still give the fastest results.
>>40636429
I think he means the opposite for the Alice, pretending to be an adult woman.

>> No.40636450

>>40636443
No, alices are fake lolis. I know what I meant.

>> No.40636460

>>40636450
I assume all lolis are old and strive to see them in all their old and true glory

>> No.40636475

>>40636359
>get taken as a boy by a Floridain work, chesh, and madhatter

>> No.40636481

>>40636475
>work
Meant wock

>> No.40636488

>>40636340
C U M M I E S

>> No.40636527

>>40636488
you gey?

>> No.40636528

>keep getting asked out by a persistent monster
>she eventually asks why not
>know that when it comes to this, they can recognize bullshit
>straight up tell her I prefer muscular women like Minotaurs and Jinkos
>it's been weeks since I last saw her
That sure was easy, gotta love some peace and quiet.

>> No.40636533

>>40636528
This is super unrealistic. monster magic would just instantly turn them buff. If they would even show interest in you in the first place.

>> No.40636537

>>40636460
>I assume all lolis are old
If she isn't a loli race or a sabbath member, she very likely isn't.

>> No.40636566

>Trans Hags as the long anticipated third faction

>> No.40636572

The anon Above needs a life

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Always unseal evils

>> No.40636589

>>40636579
I think she doesn't wAnt that

>> No.40636610

>>40636589
why would you listen to her? she is evil

>> No.40636611

>>40636533
>monster magic would just instantly turn them buff
Gradual change sounds cooler to be honest.

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>>40636579

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>>40636617
I seduce the Gazer

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>>40636533
>monster magic would just instantly turn them buff
>fox hag has been pestering anon for weeks
>finally he says yes
>she wakes up the next morning looking decades young with a six-pack

>> No.40636686

>>40636677
This is how my souls gets broken

>> No.40636694

>>40636677
>she didn't look like this when she was younger, she was much more lithe
>she's not complaining since Anon really likes her current body

>> No.40636733

Muscles on monster is ew, I want soft

>> No.40636741

>>40636677
>fox hag looking in the mirror at her new body
>anon is in the background rubbing his hands while muttering "Yes...yes..."

>> No.40636747

>>40635853
Get out.

>> No.40636754

>>40636733
soft and squishy and warm so I can use them as the little spoon and a living stress ball.

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>>40636733
I want a soft big titty Alp to impregnate and milk like a holstaur

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>>40636733
Suit yourself, I like what I like.

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Cock out, male prostitute

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>>40636579
I'm just going to start up a business of having monsters pay me to seal them away because it's basically become just a weird magical bondage dating service for this thread.

>> No.40636836

>>40636624
>Unseal the ancient evil Phantom
>Possesses you immediately after
>The thoughts of a creepy, chuuni NEET now fill your head 24/7 as she learns all your secrets and preferences

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI5loEyhyZQ

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>>40636733
I want small and soft, the most optimal body type.

>> No.40636887

Are you brave enough to open phantom's several gigabytes sized folder (most of which is text) of self-insert fiction that she has written?

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>>40636884
I completely agree with you, the ones cold to the touch are even better

>> No.40636912

>>40636887
Yes!
Provided that she is willing to read my pure love story slow burn romance about a human male falling in love with a phantom.

>> No.40636917

>>40636887
It can't be that bad. What does she have?
Look inside and see:
>Historical 25 MB
>Romance 50 MB
>Action 25 MB
>Smut 100 MB
See, nothing to worry abou-
>Feet 1 GB
Oh no...

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>>40636926
the sea is such a wonderful place

>> No.40636967

>>40636917
God, I can't wait until I marry a ten thousand year old baphomet and find her diary filled with "Things I wants to do with Onii-Chan" in childish scrawl complete with crayon drawings

>> No.40636977

>>40636887
I'm going to turn them into doujins

>> No.40636983

>>40636897
Small undead and ice girls with thick cold bodies are made to be felt up and lewdly massaged with warm hands.

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>>40636964

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>>40636999
Love me some kelp

>> No.40637042

>>40636999
That natural msg is what make them so addictive

>> No.40637043

>>40636999
>turtlegirl comes swimming up
>looks at one of her strands of kelp floating in the water
>"...can I eat that"

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>>40637030

>> No.40637091 [DELETED] 

Am i still eligible for a kiki medio if an unwashed neet? I just need a house sweeper while i play Rust

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>> No.40637097

>>40636887
I can't even open Word to do anything monster girl related anymore what makes you think I'm going to read an undead woman's steamy self insert bullshit?

>> No.40637101

>>40637094
I want to be baptized in hellhound juices.

>> No.40637106

>>40637101
That's a lot of juice, hope your blood sugar doesn't spike

>> No.40637139

>>40636887
Monster romantic fiction would focus on describing men, much like most human romance fiction focuses on describing women. Imagine intricate descriptions of a woman's heaving round and soft bosom and other body parts. But for monsters it would be hornier than the smuttiest of human romance paperbacks. Except the focus will fixate on male parts. Is your body ready to read a 4 paragraph description of a ballsack?

That's before you even get to the cringe. I'll spare y'all the monster gaze and explore the Phantom's cringe instead...

>I phased backwards through a chair in my shock. The pure aura of masculinity radiating off of him scattered my carefully worded speech like a flock of wrens. The deep brown pools of his eyes caused a fluttering within my chest as his rough voice flapped through the air.

>"You are so much better than Aviana. No birdbrain could compare to your poetic soul. Any committee that would award a Harpy's work over your own is a bunch of fools." he said in his gravely masculine voice.

>He stepped forward, his gaze spearing into me with a searing lust that made my insides melt. Paying no mind to the sobbing bitch ass motherfucking Aviana behind him, he grasped my hand. The hot pulse of his life filled me in that moment. It was a profound joy that the trifling flash-in-the-pan Aviana could never know, no matter how much her works are lauded by the public.

>"Only you deserve my intense throbbing love, my sweet featherless Phantom." he said, as he clasped me in his strong muscular arms.

>Ensconced in his embrace, I saw the kneeling Harpy behind him, over his broad shoulder. My expression of pure unadulterated happiness broke something in the Harpy author, for she began to sob even louder.

>"I didn't deserve to win that award! Your writing is so much better than mine! How could any man ever want me when they have you? I stink of bird poop and leave feathers everywhere!" sobbed Aviana, the sweet salty taste of her tears filling the air. I enjoyed the slight reprieve the scent of her tears brought, but her mention of her filthy molting and bird stink heralded a whiff of such unfortunate stimuli. I nearly frowned, before remembering to pity her. Magnanimously, I decided to ignore the scattered feather dander that now graced my room.

>"Surely you can always write another award winning book, right? It's not like you are a talentless hack that merely got lucky developing her ONE good idea, Aviana." I said, my voice gentle and sweet. For some reason, my words only caused her to sob even louder.

>Taking pity on her, my new paramour and I made passionate love on the table in front of her, to drown out the embarrassing sounds of her crying. After feeling a plethora of orgasms beneath his hard male form, my heart softened in pity. For Aviana had cried non-stop as my man and I made love on the table.

>"Dearest," I said "perhaps we could take pity on poor Aviana?"

>He looked at me, brown eyes inflamed with passion, devouring me with his gaze.

"No." he said in a heavy voice, such that the Harpy couldn't help but hear "She is a shit writer and she smells bad."

>"IT'S TRUE!!!!!" screeched Aviana, still crying and weak from dehydration. The realization that her ill-gotten award could never fill the hole in her heart caused her to slump even lower on the ground, her sobs growing louder...
>>40636967
>tfw half of her diagrams are childishly wrong and she learns that storks aren't involved
What then, anon?

>> No.40637165

>>40637139
>What then, anon?
I never said she wrote the diary when she was a child.
Monsters are weird, man.

>> No.40637174

>>40637165
>never said she wrote the diary when she was a child.
Neither did I.
>weird monsters
Indeed.

>> No.40637204

>>40637139
The milf and hag obsession some people have scares me if adapted in mamono form
>Mamonos wanting to be "pampered by daddy"
>Erotic gamer boy fat flaps/ beer dad bod
Horrific visions

>> No.40637270

>>40637204
Yeah. From what I hazily recall, romance and smut are very formulaic. Imagine the hackneyed phrases of monster porn:
>his elegant cheeto stained fingers
>the sharp arousing scent of vinegar
>the sexy wheeze of his soft pale flesh
>the delightful REEEEE of his frustration
>his victorious call of NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
They'd churn out reams of smut filled with things like this, not daring to think men would find it unflattering.

>> No.40637280

>>40637270
That makes me want to be a meathead more thann ver

>> No.40637308

>>40637280
Ironically they wouldn't care if you were /fit/ or otherwise; so the important this is that (you) care. Food for thought.

It looks like the captcha got worse, if that's possible. Also, why are there two threads up?

>> No.40637368

>>40637308
>It looks like the captcha got worse,
And keeps getting worse by the week!

>> No.40637408

>>40637308
I know but I just can’t be seeing myself in that smut

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>> No.40637479

I can fix him romance genre stuff would be pretty messed up when the fixing is in the form of rape mindbreak and copious amounts of mana

>> No.40637524

>>40637479
just don't say stuff like "im not ready to be a father" and you'll be fine

>> No.40637614

>>40637524
What anon could resist warning off a monster by making sure she knows he's damaged and given up on happiness

>> No.40637652

>>40637479
Depends on the girl and guy, I guess.
Lizardman
>blowjobs while you lift and do push-ups
Wisp
>blowjobs when you accept the permanent go-go cage lifestyle
Devil Bug
>blowjobs...for everything

>> No.40637654

i want to see monster erotia where the anon goes from zero to hero

>> No.40637685

>>40637654
What type of hero do you mean?

>> No.40637693

>>40637368
Hah. Haven't been by for a while, so it might actually just be me.

>> No.40637721

>>40637685
from nothing to a good hero of eros, spreading love and opening up the order armies with nothing but his words and heavy fist

>> No.40637744

>>40637614
What monster would accept that warning and leave anon be none

>> No.40637753

>>40637721
>not using love-love arrows to spread love
So Cupid bait?

>> No.40637772

>>40636611
Gradual change is how it canonically works, that anon is just full of shit.

>> No.40637779

>>40637753
why not the heavy hands of love but basically

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>>40637779
That's some hard loving, anon. YANAA

>> No.40637853

>>40637464
Now ain't that cute? Never saw this before. Beware the comfort of four course breakfasts and foot rubs.

>> No.40637868

>>40637832
love hurts

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>>40637868
Correct. Whadizlovbabydon'thurtme would've also been an acceptable answer. Congrats, your Lovetimus prime is in route.

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>>40637832
Eros works in mysterious ways.

>> No.40637971

>>40637949
what does the middle image mean

>> No.40637979

>>40637408
So what would you do if your waifu insisted on writing unflattering smut about you? Can't remember, but didn't KC say there's minor body transformations or something? Or was it that monsters are very accepting of different types of men? Wonder if that could get in the way of deliberately changing your body, if both were happening at the same time. Waifu likes an unflattering feature of yours, then it gets fixed, or something like that. Either way, a Squiddoc could probably fix it.

>> No.40637997

>>40637971
She's sneezing.

>> No.40637998

>>40637971
Sneeze

>> No.40638004

>>40637979
yeah, if you marry a abysall, which none of my wives are

>> No.40638018

>>40637997
>>40637998
eros is very mysterious indeed

>> No.40638029

>>40638004
What types are your wives?

>> No.40638030

>>40638004
>>40637979
just noticed I fucked up but none of my wives would write smut and disregard my previous post

>> No.40638033

>>40637979
>First, it is purported that the looks almost don't change at all compared to when one was human. Monsters don't care very much about the attractiveness of a man's face, so in most cases, there are no changes whatsoever. The body changes to become more healthy and durable so that it's convenient for sex, but it's rare for the appearance to change greatly other than that.
>A rare exception occurs and the appearance greatly changes in the case of those who are too feeble or fat, and their form will be vastly improved so that it's convenient to have sex with monsters. Also, in the case of those who are so old that it's a hindrance to sex, they will also be rejuvenated.

tldr you don't change unless you're actually a cripple or something.

>> No.40638042

>>40638029
wurm, bogie, and jabberwock

>> No.40638043

>>40638033
Oh, except you do get cockishuge.

>> No.40638123

i need pics of old monsters being magical girls

>> No.40638156

>>40638123
I need pics of young monsters being wives

>> No.40638160
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40638160

>>40638123
I guess this counts

>> No.40638165

>>40638033
>you don't change unless you're actually a cripple or something.
He's a bit wishy washy on that. You may turn into hercules or something.
He says most monsters don't care about physical appearance before sex. But he doesn't say they don't change.

>> No.40638213

>>40638156
go find it
>>40638160
nah, 250 or older

>> No.40638215

>>40638043
Even sabbathfags?

>The Witch enters her kitchen and grabs a cup of coffee for herself and her guest, the interviewer. She is excited. She doesn't often get interest shown towards her research, and from journalists at that! She nods at her Centaur co-wife and their husband as she leaves the kitchen. Each gives her a proud smile as she passes by. She returns to the living room, handing the Ratatoskr reporter a cup of steaming brew. Being a mamono, the Witch's mind cannot help but linger on the length of her husband. She'd seen his member hanging, touching the floor only moments before. While he was standing upright.

>"Despite the claims of my genius, please realize that I definitely" she says to the reporter sipping coffee across from her "did my Doctoral research the long and hard way..."

>> No.40638243
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40638243

>>40638165
It's more or less a "don't worry about it unless you really want it."
Yknow, like most things that people needlessly worry about in MGE.

>> No.40638253

>>40638165
most the guys seem pretty plain in saida

>> No.40638272

>>40638165
>hercules
Heracles

>> No.40638285

>>40638042
Sounds comfy.

>> No.40638319

>>40638272
Pronounced like tes-tic-kleeze?

>> No.40638336

>>40638243
From one point of view it really does sound like you'll be turned into a machine designed solely for sex. The way KC worded it doesn't sound out of place compared to what they say in milking farm.

>> No.40638373

>>40638285
very comfy indeed isince they all extra tall and soft and I get to sleep wrapped between them all

>> No.40638412

>>40638336
How terrible. Save us, Overgod. Our virtue is in danger!

>> No.40638414

i will sleep on my tall and soft wife as the demon lord intendied

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>> No.40638488

>>40638469
Facts.

>> No.40638497

i like to see high level monster being total dorks

>> No.40638502

>>40638497
>I like to see all Lilim in their natural state
Based.

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>>40638497

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>>40638497

>> No.40638677
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>> No.40638693

>I want to grab ______ tiny waist and violently shove my erect adult penis inside her.

>> No.40638694

milk makes the world go round

>> No.40638699

>>40638693
honest to god, make new material

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>Storms on nearly a daily basis because summer and tropical/subtropical climate
A ryu, raiju, or thunderbird is out to get me, I swear.

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ded thred

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>>40638975
ded mofu

>> No.40639007

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, beware the oni breeds when you're in the east.

No one expects the kitsune with an oni ancestor somehow.

>> No.40639008

>>40638975
I'm busy reading

>> No.40639038

>>40639007
>having to offer booze and snacks to the fox-oni shrine
this is dumb, i bet she isn't even a deity

>> No.40639039

I want to see kiki's tits pop out of her maid outfit.

>> No.40639045

>>40639038
Anon, I hate to tell you this...but Kitsunes aren't actually divine.
They're just magically strong.

>> No.40639054

>>40639007
Yeah right, musclefoxes dont exist. They are all fat from lazing about and eating tofu/burgers

>> No.40639055

>>40639045
but why would a fox lie like that?

>> No.40639066

>>40639045
there's no functional difference between divinity and sufficient power

>> No.40639124
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>Word got out
>It has been proven that foxes are not actually deities
>Thousands of the faithful are now disillusioned
>A mass exodus occurs, many foxes across the world are now without followers
>The only "follower" the local fox has left is Anon, who never realized the nice fox in the shrine was passing herself off as divinity in the first place

>> No.40639135

is it over?

>> No.40639141

>>40639135
It's not over until you submit to Lil' Miss Sandworm!

>> No.40639143
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40639143

>>40638975
It's Saturday night, the ded are partying.

>> No.40639153

>>40639124
poor anon, i bet that dumb fox gets off at him being so subservient

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40639163

>>40639143
The dead do not party

>> No.40639166

>>40638693
>>I want to grab _the Fat Jabberwock's__ tiny waist and violently shove my erect adult penis inside her.

>> No.40639174

>>40639163
I'll be taking my wife and leaving now.

>> No.40639203

I wanna be smashed up between a pharaoh and apophis

>> No.40639233

>>40638762
Sacrifice...

>> No.40639235

>>40639203
>Pharaoh and Apophis are fighting each other over Anon
>The battle of choice: A children's card game

>> No.40639256

>>40639235
>No one wins
>They both decide to share you
>Enjoy life

>> No.40639260

>>40637139
>Be Anon
>new cute Unicorn girl in class drops her diary
>everybody has been a bit in awe of her and not approached because of their purity reputation
>Anon goes to return it, it falls open accidentally ofc
>its just hundreds of pages of frenzied scribbling and rough pencil sketches
>all porn - dicks, blowjobs, paizuri, anons licking her tits, kissing, facials, handholding, licking and squeezing her nipples etc etc
>geez, the 'pure ones' are the worst
>she must be schlicking even more than Anon jacks off - and that's a lot ofc
>finally stop reading and go give it to her
>she takes it, blushing, holds it to her chest
>stretches back to put it in her saddlebag-schoolsatchel
>the lightbulb moment of realisation - her body is so much longer than her arms or even stretching her upper body
>walk past her as if leaving
>Anon runs his hand up her back thigh under her skirt
>nopantsu ofc - she couldn't put any on with those arms
>two fingers slide into her hot wetness
>Anon's fw she ahegaos just from the first touch
>All that porn and she's never been able to even schlick herself.
>No wonder "pure Unicorns" are so easy.

>> No.40639307
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zap weasel

>> No.40639313

>>40639307
>Zapweasel BJ
>like testing a 9v battery, only in reverse

>> No.40639319
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40639319

>>40639307
dork weasel

>> No.40639373

>>40637949
That's jubjub flu

>> No.40639383

>>40639373
Sounds wet and sticky.

>> No.40639386
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40639386

>>40639313
>This is the end, the monsters got you.
>Cornered by a zap weasel in some back alley, currently getting a blowjob. Her head bobbing to the beat of the music bleeding through the walls of the club you are pushed up against.
>Feels REALLY good, tingly too
>But you're a good, chief goddess fearing boy. You went to church and all that stuff. You need to find a way out.
>Hard to concentrate though, given the situation.
>Still, you're not just gonna sit there and take it, you're a MAN, dammit!
>The moment you put up the slightest hint of resistance though, the tingling increases and you feel all your muscles lock up before your limbs go numb.
>Your legs give out, and you slide to the ground. The raiju follows, never breaking contact, not even slowing down.
>Now that you are down on her level, you can see the smirk, and the tiny sparks arcing across her.
>After what feels like half an hour, she stops, and tells you she will buy you a drink afterwards so you two can get to know each other, then goes right back to work.
>….Well, at least she isn't completely savage.

>> No.40639389

>>40639386
I like her stupid looking cute face.

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>>40639319
She might be a dork, but she is a dork with 40,000 volts at her fingertips

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>>40629795
>>bad case of shattered pelvis
that's what he gets for trying to get an ushi-oni as a bodyguard. They love to cling on their prey and have pelvis shattering sex as they never let go of him being honest the whole 'shattered pelvis' thing is so funny to me for some reason I love it.

>> No.40639462

>>40639432
I wanna have an intense electric makout session with her.

>> No.40639464
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40639464

What is the best way to get a taco cat? Do I really have to mount an expedition to the jungle to find one? Seems like I'd get malaria before I found one.

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>>40639432
still a dork when she runs out of juice

>> No.40639506

>>40639260
Ms Haku's Guide to sexxing Centaurs (unconfirmed)
>While regarded as 'noble' creatures, the Centaurs innocence in sexual matters is a physical consequence of their arms, while strong and willowy, being unable to effectively masturbate their rear horse-vaginas
>As a result, eager young Centaurs are (1) extremely focussed on their breast size and other frontal attributes as they can arouse themselves on these erogeneous zones and stimulating their front-vaginas until they find their Fated Anon, and (2) their curiosity about rear sexx becomes an obsession, combined with their fastidious use of river-washing or sponge-on-a-stick to maintain their rearward hygeine, leads to the meme that all Centaurs are anally-fixated and once they find an Anon enjoy rough anal penetration and 'fisting'.
>While fisting has been reported as a prevalent activity in Centaur-Anon relations, it has not been confirmed if this is indeed universal, or it may be induced by Anons believing the meme.
E.g. from Ms Haku's 'Urbane Dictionary':
The Hosspussi-Handshake or 'HP-HJ' [noun]: Anon fists his Cent waifu's anus with a fingers extended in a spearpoint but palm is a cupped-hand facing downward, then enters the rear Centaur vagina in a long thrust then remains steady without hip movement by either party, with the Anon's hand pressure performing a jacking-off motion on the top of the penis through the intervening membranes - see also: Kaiju-handclap for similar Wok meme.
>It is believed, but not confirmed by observation, that Unicorns, Bicorns, and Whitehorns, as fellow '-taur' mamonos also have a frontal vagina but this has not been observed - in Unis due to their sexual shyness, Bics because of the rarity in which their Anon is not engaged in cucking some other mamono's vagina instead, and while frontal sexxing has been observed between a Whitehorn and a semi-frozen Anon it may have just been fluff-rubbing to attempt to save his penis from frostbite.
>Historically, the warning to Travellers to avoid dangerous 'Dick-trees' has now been deleted from the Guide when it was discovered that these were not a dangerous species, but the result of lonely frustrated centaurs breaking off low-hanging tree branches and whittling the remaining stumps into realistic wooden dildoes which they would back up onto to seek relief.
>[Author's note: Any invitations from Taur-Anon couples to observe or participate to confirm further details will be appreciated... for, scientific study, of course...]

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>>40635240
>"reject mofu"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no

>> No.40639537

>Sleeping pharaoh transported to the !MesoAmerican jungles
>Entombed in a Mayan pyramid
>Wakes up
>Forms a kingdom that's a mix between !Egypt and !MesoAmerica
So imagine this. Pharaoh with Ocelomeh guards

>> No.40639541
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>>40635240
Reject scales; embrace mofu.

>> No.40639546

Post your favorite salamander pics please!

>> No.40639553

>>40639260
>>40639506
Headcanon that lonely centaurs are more likely than most species to yuri each other while waiting for their Anon - and as a herd/harem Anon I'm okay with that as it gets them started grouping together.
>watching your 2 horny centaur waifuss standing 69 and fingering at each other, like a bigger sexier version of a dog chasing its tail, as Anon finally gets home from work

>> No.40639556

>>40639537
And thats why MGE needs the GrayAlien mamonos, to do those inter-cultural historical japes.

>> No.40639674

>>40639556
Go back.

>> No.40639696

>>40639432
>MGCPD arrive at the reported crime-scene
>one Anon naked, one Zapweasel, both unconscious
>the Medic unicorn is checking their vitals
>they'll survive but:
>ZapW is stunned from being thrown against the wall of the alley by a violent force
>she turns him over and spreads his cheeks - Anon has a 2nd-degree scorch mark on his asshole
>"Yeah, it's another one. The Rata-Times printed an article on blowjobs and prostate massage last week, this is the third case of some poor Anon getting ass-Tasered and his load just blowing the dumb Zapper's brains out. CityHall should be doing something, putting out a warning."

>> No.40639712

> 40639674
KC has been promising Aylums for about a year, but hes got lost making the game

>> No.40639723

>>40639696
>CityHall should be doing something
City Hall is currently trying to get into her bodyguards bedroom

>> No.40640081

>>40639464
Just wait, with CityHall too busy sniffing at her bodyguard's door to maintain the city walls, soon there should be alot more taco-stalls in the city markets soon.
>>40639723
Its pathetic that they expect us to believe we all voted for a Mayor who can't even "close the deal".
All those votes from the graveyard shift should have been checked for signs of life.

>> No.40640105

>>40639712
He's just paranoid that even canon Greys will have 'battles' in 'space'.
It will be interesting when it comes.
I'm not that interested in getting aliens in MGE, and with the game taking up all KCs time, its not happening anytime soon anyway.

>> No.40640116

>>40638762
It won't stop raining where I am, poor Ryu must have broken up with her boyfriend.

>> No.40640177

>>40639553
>>2 horny centaur waifus standing 69
>Be horse harem Anon
>sitting in the middle of a daisy-chain of your 6 waifu Centaur harem
>watching them preparing each other for Anon's nightly selection of a winner
>Anon pounding his first load into the winner
>while the rest of the girls pleasure you both, and each other in a big mess of tatami mats and loose straw

>> No.40640193

>>40640116
Rata News:
Headline: Local Anon arrested standing naked in the street, 'helicoptering' his penis
Sub: Says it is a new 'not-rain'-dance

>> No.40640226
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>Moth are gentle and harmless creatures
>Black sclera is a sign of evil and violent monsters
I'm conflicted.

>> No.40640243

>>40640226
Real life moths continuously mash themselves into lights with no regard for anything else, you are her light.

>> No.40640274

>>40639506
>scientific study
While initially it will be a bit distracting having Ms.Haku observe Anon lovemaking with his waifu, nothing can be more intimate than having a Haku plugging in to both parties minds to gather information while you are both feeling the sensation in the each other.
There is the small problem of cleaning up all the extra Haku secretions from beside the bed afterwards, but its well worth it.

>> No.40640310

>>40640226
Moths are evil. They will break into your closet and eat all your cloths. Leaving you naked and defenseless.

>> No.40640337

>>40640310
please no, I love my jumpers

>> No.40640404

>>40639054
Burgers give them protein for workouts.

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>>40640226
Does this look evil and violent to you?

>> No.40640605

>>40626617
I bet she would love being your sleeping bag. Also would love being your cumsock.

>> No.40640608

>>40640586
">HELLHOUNDS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be HELLHOUNDS anywhere"

>> No.40640636

>>40640586
Yes

>> No.40640704

>>40634382
That's terrible actually

>> No.40640797

>>40640608
They actually are a little too dark for me. Luckily all the rest are clearly European, or something. Or do I gotta go to wonderland for my British accent waifu?

>> No.40640931

>>40640797
I imagine that a monster's nationality would depend mostly on where their lore comes from. Japanese monsters are Japanese, celtic monsters are European, etc. They could immigrate and have daughters that look and talk like their father more, but I imagine the baseline would stick to where their myths came from.

>> No.40640997

>>40640931
A lot of them are still European then

>> No.40641128

>>40640997
There's plenty of monsters that appear multiple times in different cultures, undead would take to form of what the woman was before she died, and animal based monsters could have variations based on real life versions of animals. There could be a normal p'orc, and then the chocolate version based of warthogs. There could be normal yeti and then bigfoot and the Australian yowie. Then again this is all just headcanon. For all we know the profiles could be just actual pictures of girls and when the portals open we'll have to add anime to ethnicities.

>> No.40641238

>>40640337
Get a spider girl. Not only will she keep the evil moths away but she'll also personally replace any clothing item they eat.

>> No.40641264

Monster hunter here, how do I convince a dragon to go into her big dragon form so I don’t feel bad about having to smash her face in with a 300 pound hammer

>> No.40641309

>>40641264
I don't know why, but when I read the beginning of your post, I swore it said "Monster urine here."

Maybe it's because I just woke up. Just thought I'd let you know.

>> No.40641971
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Cooling down underground?

>> No.40642078

>>40641264
>How?
Stick the hammer handle up her cloaca, dragons really dig kinky toy play first.
Then like Ms.Haku says - >>40639506
- try the "Keiju Handclap", that usually has them collapsing back into loli-form for the big finale and marriage proposal.

>> No.40642233

>>40641971
>follow a Wurm burrow out of curiosity
>at the end of the tunnel there's a welcome mat and a cave
>the cave sparkles with crystals and gems
>there's a clear-blue lake stretching endlessly there, shining with all the glowing crystal lights both above and below the surface
>the Wurm is on a floating mattress, sipping a drink
>"Hi, I'm Daisy!"
What do?

>> No.40642279

>>40641128
The Wandering Scholar notes that a lot of the examples he interviewed were just one single example of each species, so interpolating that all girls in a species have exactly the same characteristics is a presumption.
>there can possibly be shy studious Heckhunds, Tanukis who are bad with money, or violent Dormouses etc or any personalities in between the standard 'racial' extremes.
Some of the less common examples might be hard to find and hide in remote spots, or otoh 'odd' members of a tribe may leave and congregate in places like MGC where their difference isnt so obvious.
(Like how in less Lgbt eras queers would run away to big cities instead of staying in villages or farm towns)

>> No.40642424

>>40639260
>>40639506
Nice. I like the rear-only Centaurs. It's a massive inconvenience for her, but easily solved by anons. So Centaurs would be very appreciative. Also, double vagina anatomy gives me a massive headache and destroys immersion.

There are some implications that Centaurs would heavily fetishize male hands and arms. Half of that Unicorn's porn sketches could be her licking and sucking on his arms, hands, fingers etc. If humans are of comparable length to her horse torso, then the most she's likely to touch and see while anon is working her rear 69 style is...his feet. Given the lack of Centaur feet, they'd see them as exotic. The contrast between insensitive hooves and the human alternative might be seen as a charm point.

TL;DR Taur body type girls are footfag tickle freaks that love getting fisted. Not to mention that they orgasm with barely any effort.

Next thread Ms. Haku will discuss her newest study, Devil Bugs, Beelzebubs, & Akaname: The Superiority of Tongue Bathing and the Mysterious and Underappreciated Armpit Fruit.

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>>40641264
Strip off your clothing and armor to intimidate her. Then bend over and SHOW HER YOUR HONOR to trigger her transformation. Once she has transformed you may, optionally, wield your weapon HONORABLY using the Ass Murder school of combat. This is highly recommended, as the funerals for your opponents will draw more opponents to hunt. Often these will be long-lost twins and cousin to the fallen monster, nearly identical to the deceased.

>> No.40642768

>>40642424
Yes, MGE cents are canonically front&back but since they can schlick their front anytime but not really work their own backhole(s) they will really appreciate finally getting an Anon who will pound them properly.
I hadnt realized the bit about toes being a novelty. Riding bareback without stirrups would possibly mean having her grabbing Anons feet to hold onto if his hands are busy on her tits.
I wonder if Cents would watch those 'farriers cutting out hoof cysts' YT videos like some kind of weird gore porn?
>afaik KC hasnt confirmed if Bicorns Unicorns and Whitehorns have a front pussy too, but the same arm length problem applies

>> No.40642940

>>40642424
Tfw a Cent's ideal fantasy of a wellhung Anon is a guy with not just a bigdick but also 'Popeye' forearms.
>all that Cooming training is not in vain

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Monsterization is sexy!

>> No.40642978

>>40642233
sounds perfect, I'll ask daisy for some milk

>> No.40643026

>>40642233
I draw and un-holster my cup rapidly. Then spin it intimidatingly with one hand. Making eye contact the whole time, I then dip my cup into the cool refreshing water and say: You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all!

>> No.40643056

>>40642768
>rides Centaur bareback, but not by directly mounting her rear.
Sounds pretty Alp-ish desu.

>> No.40643112
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40643112

Yes, no?

>> No.40643119
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Kids these days have no respect

>> No.40643137

>>40643112
I only ever played Doom 3

>> No.40643156

>>40642964
yeah but it makes me feel bad

>> No.40643210

>>40643119
>tfw I would do this to get brutally raped by miss haku

>> No.40643236
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>>40643137
If Doom 3 would have

>made ammo much more scarce
>cut down on the jump scares
>cut down on the amount of enemy encounters and monster closets
>had more of a focus on exploration, puzzles, and figuring out where to go

I would have enjoyed it way more as a horror game like it was meant to be in contrast to 1 and 2. It had terrific atmosphere that was hampered by awkward combat that was too frequent. its fine they went for a horror aesthetic, but they should've went the whole way instead of keeping one foot in the old ones.

https://youtu.be/RLlNKpnzRtY

>> No.40643276

>>40643112
>Boop, Y/N?
The answer is always yes.
>>40642768
So farriers are like BDSM to Centaurs, what about saddles? I wonder if they would like being shod?

>> No.40643346

>>40642940
>not going the extra mile and getting an Oni co-wife with muscular arms so you can rule that Centaur's ass as father and son
I don't even know why we sponsor you sometimes, anon.

>> No.40643383

>>40643119
I'd just politely let her know I'm not into her, and talk to her about the girls in the class I am into.

>> No.40643400
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>>40643137
Probably the worst one, try the first two at least.

>> No.40643412

>>40643119
>tfw she looks the head troublemaker in the eyes and asks
>R U Done?

>> No.40643419

>>40643400
Cute and chubby!

>> No.40643471
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>>40624054

>> No.40643482

>>40643412
>Haku snaps and kicks her lamia students out of her motherfucking plane

>> No.40643543

>>40639696
>2nd degree burns on asshole
>not 3rd degree
Lame sloppy jobbing Raijus. Better call an Ignis or Salamander if you don't want half assed anal burns. SNWAAN

>> No.40643600

>>40643471
>ms banshee won't stop following you around and crying because you're going to die in a mere 75 years
silly elf

>> No.40643761

>>40643056
There is Centaur bareback riding, and Centaur bareback riding.
One is usually to get her excited for the other, and then vice versa.

>> No.40643769

>>40643600
lets make that number closer by abusing PEDs and SARMS, Im here for a good time, not a long time

>> No.40643817

>>40643119
I'd draw haku sensei schlicking off

>> No.40643882

>>40643817
>No one can tell what Anon's doodles are.

>> No.40643892

>>40643882
Anon, Im a drawfag, that aint gonna happen, they gonna im drawing hakus Sensei schlicking or ising my desk's corner to get off

>> No.40643914

>>40643119
From Ms Haku's 'Urbane Dictionary':
The Haku-Reversu or 'Hot the Teacher' [noun]: When a Haku is being increasingly pedantic, thenearest Anon should:
1) Walk to the front of the class
2) Bend the Hakutaku over her desk
3) Lift her skirts and drop her drawers
4) Take a firm hold of her tail halfway along its length, and use it as a switch put at least six bright welts across her exposed ass
5)While still adding further welts, Anon will insert his penis to the root in her spasming vagina
6)Continue alternating tail-swats and penis thrusts until the Hako moos uncontrollably before ejaculating deep inside.
7)Leave her like that and return to your desk.

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>>40643276
Saddleries are like bondage-gear shops for Centaurs.
She pretends she is buying it 'for a joke' or 'a friend's bridle-party' (complete with bad pun)
The staff just smile and ask if 'her friend' is about the same size as her...

>> No.40643971
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>>40643600
>Anon has less than a century left to live
I'm so sorry Anon, but don't worry, all you can become an undead incubus and you'll be able to live a long fulfilling life. All you need is to marry an undead monster and make love to her daily. You're lucky that Ms.Banshee is there to help you. She's so compassionate, she'd probably marry you on the spot to save you. Banshees are such good girls.

>> No.40643977

>>40643119
>Workout a lot
>eats lots as well
>put on 200 kgs of muscle on 5'10"
>Wear no shirt
>Everytime Ms. Haku looks at you
>Bounce your pecs and wink at her
>Then quickly change demanor and tell her to not look at your pecs

>> No.40643980

>>40643962
>she keeps eyeing up the demonsilver spurs and blushing

>> No.40644060

>>40643971
but i dont wanna, dying is gey

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>> No.40644081

>>40644062
Wock sensei, come on

>> No.40644092
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>>40644081
Don't break the illusion

>> No.40644095

>>40644081
More like wok because she eat a lot rofl hahahaa

>> No.40644149

>>40644095
goddamn never thought i'd see some one older than her

>> No.40644203
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>>40643056
Riding centaurs leads to riding centaurs.

>> No.40644206

>>40644092
she barely even fits the uniform as well i likr her teacher get up way more

>> No.40644242

>>40644062
>>40644092
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

>> No.40644248

>>40644242
Kill yourself

>> No.40644277

>>40644242
Why do people say that? Are they trying to push vore in these threads like the NTR and /tg/ posters? If so you deserve no waifus.

>> No.40644287

>>40644277
one fag who needs to shut up, not more than one

>> No.40644299

>>40644203
>Be Anon
>riding your Centwaifu home from the Bar
>pressing up close on her upper-body to hold onto those bouncing EEs for stability, and also for other reasons
>she grabs your feet and loops them around her horse-shoulder/human-hips to clasp them around the front
>tfw Anon realises she is schlicking her frontpussy with his heels crossed over it and pushing in as they bounce together down the road.
>if her front is this wet, how much wetter is her realpussy when Anon gets her home?

>> No.40644312

>>40644277
It is literally one person who spams it for years. Look in the archive, it's insane. Baffling the jannies don't do anything about the blatant spam.

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>>40624054

>> No.40644319 [SPOILER] 
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>>40643892
Based Table-kun gets all the chicks. I can't compete with that. Guess I'll go to the ocean...

>> No.40644328

>>40644203
The wheelchair mermaids will always look so sad and out of place. Just magic them legs for a moment.

>> No.40644371

>>40644319
just make yourself as hard and strong as the desk that wock obasan is sitting on

>> No.40644402

>>40644277
It is kind of dumb- for a fat mamono she has a pretty small main mouth and even the 2 extras arent that convenient to get vored.
She'd have to chop an Anon into small bite-size pieces to get him in, and feed them down the 3 necks, but then she does have a conveniently large arse to shit the pieces of Anon back out.
So its not one of those live-vore travel-thru fetishes.
Maybe its some kind of vore-scat problem?

>> No.40644418
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40644418

Big mana tanks.

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40644437

>>40644203
>>40643761
Like this?

>> No.40644444

>>40644203
>modern slutty centaur girls these days
>just letting any random Anon ride them

>> No.40644455

>>40644418
magic cow

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40644458

>>40644328

>> No.40644476

>>40644437
There's something extremely off-putting in the way this guy draws faces.

>> No.40644477

>>40644318
>dominates with T-pose before coiling
She really knows her stuff.

>> No.40644520

>>40644458
if that tail is small enough to fit in a wheelchair i don't want em

>> No.40644596
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40644596

to tame the onyrou

>> No.40644619

>>40644437
The only problem with Centaur waifus is you can get princess-carried but not princess-carry.
Not actually a medium-sized creature, unless she's a loli-filly.

>> No.40644648

>>40644619
>not princess carry
lmao, weakling

>> No.40644687

>>40644619
they don't seem that good to cuddle with.
it's awkward to share a bed and choose a position

>> No.40644755
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40644755

>>40644687

>> No.40644784
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mice with massive mammaries are in your house

>> No.40644797
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>> No.40644799

>>40644755
i'm familiar and unconvinced

>> No.40644820

>>40644755
4chan wouldn't let me post the webm of this daki, but that would be my response to >>40644687

That looks heavenly

>> No.40644867

Clown ass

>> No.40644889
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40644889

>>40644867
Consider.

>> No.40644890
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40644890

My family's household god is a JK and also my classmate?!

>> No.40644910

>>40644889
Funny milk

>> No.40645017

>>40644890
>no family god to decide that you'll never continue the family line on your own and try forcing you into it

>> No.40645069

>>40644476
The centaur girl is cute enough.

>> No.40645088
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>>40644784
We have a large rodent problem

>> No.40645095

>>40644890
how does that work

>> No.40645127
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>>40645017
>the lineage was going to end with anon without divine intervention
highly plausible

>> No.40645197

>>40644890
>jk
ew
at least CC or Oba-san and shes my teacher

>> No.40645198
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>>40645069
But all centaurs are cute, anon.

>> No.40645218

>>40644596
>onryo shows up with all the horror movie effects
>tell her you're burned by love as well and if she wants to kill you, just do it already
>bond over broken hearts
>??????
>ghost blowjob woo woo!!!

>> No.40645219
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>>40645088
They have been messing with the holsts in the farm is seems as well

>> No.40645377

>>40644596
Imagine taking care of her long, luscious hair as she watches a movie and excitedly tells you about all it's flaws, trivia and other stuff.

>> No.40645389
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40645389

>Have raiju wife
>Her hair and fur gets EVERYWHERE, no matter what you do
>Been together with her long enough to develop a massive sensitivity to her electricity
>Even the slightest brush with her hair is enough to give you an erection from the static charge
>Have to navigate your own home like it’s a minefield unless you want to have a boner all day
>At least electric blue is really easy to pick out

>> No.40645505

>>40645389
does that mean you can turn a lint roller into a shock baton?

>> No.40645532

>>40645505
Don't forget about getting a rubber handle.

>> No.40645560

>>40645505
Yeah, but it only works on other weaselfuckers and it’s kinda rude to zap another raijus husband with your raijus lightning

>> No.40645569

white rajiu whos yandere

>> No.40645593

>>40645569
she'd need more contrast. give her purple or black lightning or something

>> No.40645618

>>40645569
Loli zapweasle wife.

>> No.40645624

>>40645618
I don't know how you did it but you just made them ten times as good.

>> No.40645641

Raiju, but a smug and smart one with cute glasses, that speaks only in electricity puns.
>That sparks my interest!

>> No.40645671

>>40645624
The smol complements the unrestrained power of lightning pretty well.

>> No.40645679

eros raiju with pink lightning and strong magnetic powers (to draw others together)

>> No.40645680

>>40645593
perfect, going wwith black lighting
>>40645618
you always gotta butt in or something?

>> No.40645701
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40645701

>>40644476
He's a bit hit-or-miss, true. Ironically, he got worse over time.

>> No.40645702

Undead raiju who raises zombies with electricity.

>> No.40645709

>>40645680
BIG FAT VORE LOLI HAG MEATY MOFU MILK MOMSTER!

>> No.40645723

>>40645701
>he got worse over time.
He's popular, no reason to put in effort anymore.

>> No.40645731

raiju wock that shoots lighting out her extra mouths
and
what is going on with that person above me, he doing alright?

>> No.40645746

>>40644458
Just more proof sandworms are superior

>> No.40645749

>>40645731
the person talking in all caps to be exact

>> No.40645767
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40645767

>Tfw no Turkish girlfriend

>> No.40645797

>>40645767
What does this mean?

>> No.40645810

>>40645797
They are traditionally called cockroaches for reasons not entirely clear to me

>> No.40645811

>>40645767
Hfw Anon does her greek-style

>> No.40645889

>>40644784
I want an Italian housewife mousegirl to cook me traditional food and talks with a thick accent almost as thick as her!
Plus at least 22 daughterus.

>> No.40645900

>>40645810
It’s a racist “joke” comparing the long lasting Turkish people to cockroaches. Plus they stink.

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>> No.40645929
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>>40645767
>not German girlfriend
You had one job. The joke in this case (regarding Germans) is that Germany has a liberal attitude towards sex. Prostitution is legal there, and there is a massive amount of amateur pornography. As the total amount of pornography increases distinction is needed to stand out from the rest. As a result, bizarre sexual fetishism becomes increasingly common even in amateur pornography. Also, Germans have a habit of conveying their appreciation of humor not by laughing, but by explaining the joke they were just told in a way that shows they understand it. So this counts as a double joke.

>> No.40645941

>>40645810
>traditionally
By who?

>> No.40645959

>>40645941
isn't that enough hamfisted racism for one thread?

>> No.40645990
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40645990

Congrats!

You're gonna be trapped... I mean placed in a room with a cheshire cat that's in her early 20s for 24 hours. You'll get a choice though: she'll be smug, super smug, or extreme smug. Only two Wonderland suits are available: Spades and Diamonds. Yes, she's steeped in pop and meme culture. She'll have much more energy and stamina than you than you. No, there's no way to escape.

What's your choice, anon?
How smug and what suit?

>> No.40645994

>>40645767
>verminous creatures that spread everywhere and never want to leave
>has no sense of taste will eat what others regard as garbage
>simple-minded and driven by instincts
>has a primitive view of sex and thinks more = better
Truly the most American of monstergirls.

>> No.40645997
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40645997

cunny

>> No.40646011

>>40645959
How new? It was a simple question. Who traditionally calls Turks cockroaches? I've never heard of this.

>> No.40646012

>>40645994
I think p'orcs are more fitting for American girls.

>> No.40646019

>>40646011
You can ask your parents when you're older.

>> No.40646024

>>40645990
the last step of getting your Tom certification

>> No.40646036
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40646036

>>40624054

>> No.40646042
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40646042

HEBIHEBIHEBI

>> No.40646055

>>40645990
Extreme smug, I don't know what the suits affect so whatever one is more likely to sit on my face.

>> No.40646064

>>40646036
>tfw she aint a chinese dragon

>> No.40646066

>>40646042
i concur

>> No.40646068

>>40646012
But diatomaceous earth, a contact dehydrating substance, is a weakness of roaches. And we all know how poorly America does when dealing with arid dry lands... Wasn't America famed for spreading disease to the natives? Any monstergirl can be fat, but only the Devil Bug is so strong a match for America.

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>>40646068
what does any of this have to do with MGE?

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>>40646042
hebi best snek

>> No.40646083

>>40646042
I wanna be eaten by a hebi

>> No.40646099

>>40646080
Is Hebi love strong enough to overcome the language barrier?

>> No.40646106

>>40646019
>being this much of a pussy on 4chan

>> No.40646107

>>40645997
CUTE

>> No.40646122

>>40646106
It's not my fault you never talk to people. Did you know the French are sometimes called frogs?

>> No.40646145

>>40646074
>what do monstergirls have to do with MGE?
Diff. That said, anon is wrong. Devil Bugs may happily lick husbando ass without a second thought, but I have never seen one eat any Kraft "cheese". Americans love Kraft cheese-imitating product, so Devil Bugs have too good a standard to be the American monstergirl.

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>>40646080

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>>40646099
oh she can speak english just fine, she just likes to pretend she can't when you ask "inconvenient" questions

>> No.40646160

>>40646055
Suits are usually an indicator of personality in wonderland.

Spade: energetic, active, usually physically strong
Club: introverted, reserved, somewhat lazy, smart
Heart: Lovey-dovey, sex-crazed
Diamond: Mischievous, deviant, curious, the kind most likely to turn you into some sort of animal or beast

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40646176

>>40646145
tg-kun you gotta do better than this. I've seen better bait on /g/
would you guys share a "couples candy" with your wife?

>> No.40646217

>>40646074
We are discussing the most American monster.
>>40646145
Wrong. America wasn't founded on Kraft, it was founded on democracy. Devil bugs are very democratic. They vote to sex their husband and the majority wins. So she is the most American monster with good reason.

>> No.40646219

>>40645569
>Trapped in a mountaintop shrine with constant storms
>The further away you get from the shrine’s center, the worse the storms get
>Category 5 hurricane levels if you try to leave
>Unless you’re with her, then it’s clear skies
>The village she watches over is grateful for a break from the constant storms
>Though the women in the village are very wary around you after a serving girl at the tea house was nearly struck by lightning for touching your hand by mistake

>> No.40646249

>>40646219
That sounds wonderful. You can't get much safer than that.

>> No.40646252

>>40646158
>You find your snake wife reading a large cooking book
>She doesn't require help translating any of it
>You ask her if you could order takeout for diner
>She doesn't understand the question and replies in Japanese
>An hour later you're served an elaborate 4 course western cuisine meal

>> No.40646256

>>40646176
Install Gentoo.

>> No.40646277

>>40646160
>usually physically strong
Definitely spade then.

>> No.40646287

>>40646217
>Hey guise remember when the Bill of Rights was ratified by a roach orgy?

>> No.40646292

>>40646219
>the harder you fuck her, the calmer and sunnier it gets and when you make her aheago
>Truly perfect weather

>> No.40646333

>>40646292
this kind of undeniable honesty is what i love most about monstergirls

>> No.40646356

>>40646252
>her face when you speak japanese, and you mess up horribly all the time

>> No.40646368

>>40645767
>>40645810
On another imageboard I saw that to refer to Brits, I don't remember why.

>> No.40646379

>>40646219
>>40646292
I thought Raiju made rain by having sex. So wouldn't it get stormier as she gets more aroused?

>> No.40646439

>>40645811
>anon wrestles naked men while covered in oil before doing her

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>>40624054

>> No.40646488

>>40646472
She's cute. And voluptuous.

>> No.40646517
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>>40646379
You're confusing raiju with ryu.

>> No.40646518

>>40645811
I thought Greek Style was when I have to wrestle with the Alps in that Greek deli by my house for free food? Did those Alps lie to me?

>> No.40646529

>>40646517
Ryu is nothing but a glorified snake.

>> No.40646543

>>40645889
>no mouse with a Brooklyn accent that gets nuclear levels of mad when you try to use store bought pasta sauce on your noodles

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>>40645929
German humor is no laughing matter.

>> No.40646580

>>40646551
Would put on shoulders.

>> No.40646614

What level of yandere is your hebi on?

>> No.40646618
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>> No.40646645

>>40646472
Horny succubi with thick tails, my weakness.

>> No.40646667

>>40646570
shes looks fat

>> No.40646672

>>40646618
Looks like waggy is breakdancing in the second panel.

>> No.40646681

>>40646517
My mistake. But I think the stormy weather does come from Ryu having sex.

>> No.40646700

>>40645811
>anon makes her calculate the circumference of a circle before he will have sex with her

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>>40646645
Not fat enough.

>> No.40646758

Do you write stories about yourself and your waifu? Asking for a friend.

>> No.40646761

>>40646743
Oh wow, actually fat instead of "haha massive tits"
I wouldn't say no to massive tits though.

>> No.40646771

>>40646743
Unf.

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>>40646645
>succubi
That's a dragon.

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>>40646758
Only in my head. My imagination and English are too poor to convey my fantasies into words.

>> No.40646810

>>40646783
Quite the slutty dragon then.

>> No.40646820

>>40646783
>human father
>dragon mother
love uh... finds a way

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>>40646820

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>>40646518
No, that's mostly true. But you must lose a wrestling match before they will show you the most ancient and secret Greek style. Then there will be a celebration with all of your Alp friends. But first they will need your help to make the traditional yogurt for the Spanakopita festival!

>> No.40646932

>>40646906
That alp sure is looking mighty fine.

>> No.40646972

>>40646932
A spinach and olive based diet will do that.

>> No.40647018

>>40646820
Literally me

>> No.40647050

https://mobile.twitter.com/fumm31051/status/1547218814604963840
Quickshot fox tries to top and fails

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Zapweasel posting makes me happy

>> No.40647170

>>40647050
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>> No.40647188

>>40647170
https://nitter.ca/fumm31051/status/1547218814604963840

>> No.40647256

>>40647188
Thanks senpai. I love quickshot fox.

>> No.40647300

>>40646796
I actually use that to improve my English.

>> No.40647303

>>40646024
We're all tom here.

>> No.40647313

>>40647303
Tomgirls you mean.

>> No.40647327

>>40647256
>loving a quickshot
She can’t even please you properly. You’d just keep thrusting her pussy by uourself as she orgasms over and over until she faints and you’d be lucky to cum even once from that

>> No.40647335

>>40647327
I thought female orgasms felt good on the pp though

>> No.40647337

>>40647327
That sounds fun. Although that might be a bit tortuous for her.

>> No.40647338

>>40647327
thats why you get a harem of quickshot foxes

>> No.40647349

>>40647327
But that's I love it, it's so much fun. To play with them

>> No.40647350

>>40647327
>>40647337
>literally plowing through a dozen of her orgasms until the over stimulation makes her pass out

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>> No.40647435

god damn, narmaya looks llike a man desu

>> No.40647485

>>40647435
it is the artists forte

>> No.40647504

>>40647381
Why do both girls look like 40 years old transsexuals?

>> No.40647543

>>40647485
i saw that clearly, why does this happen. If you make a woman taller, try and keep her looking feminine please, good rule of them is to keep the sholders small, the hips wide. is that so hard?

>> No.40647558

>>40647543
>is that so hard?
Yeah. Because you'd need to actually put in some effort into your drawing, and why would you do that when people will eat it up anyway?

>> No.40647567

>Anon thought he was safe from raijus when he got rubber soles in his adventuring boots
>He was considerably less confident when he saw the “please leave your shoes at the door” sign outside of the shrine
You don’t want to be rude, do you?

>> No.40647580

>>40647567
>imagine not wearing rubber socks

>> No.40647606

>>40647567
Just don't enter the shrine.

>> No.40647638

>>40647567
i put on a static wristband, that should probably do it

>> No.40647665

>>40647567
Become rubber

>> No.40647667

>>40647638
what are you, building an automation?

>> No.40647679

>>40647665
>Anon ate the gumu gumu fruit

>> No.40647726

>>40645618
>loli raiju
Damn msgks

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>>40646871
>get ambushed by a gigantic three-headed dragon and pinned under its claw for several minutes while the heads argue over which of them should eat you
>eventually they decide, and the winner descends on you with its mouth open wide
>just before it reaches you, the dragon transforms into a girl with two mouth tentacles
>one of the mouths goes for your crotch, while the girl and the other tentacle both laugh at their own joke
>turns out your new waifu has some Cheshire ancestry and is a troll as well as a pervert

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>>40647665
Become rubber, you say?

>> No.40647772
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Why do the kakuens keep calling me cousin even though we aren’t related?

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>>40647769
Become SHOG

>> No.40647787

>>40647772
Tell her you hate every ape you see from chimpan-a to chimpanzee.

>> No.40647847

>>40647777
Nice digits but how are you supposed to play games like that, he's way too distracted.

>> No.40647850

>>40647784
no I must escape this mansion

>> No.40647877

>>40647787
>hating Dr.Zaius
>probably got served during a dance-off
Many such cases. Very sad.

>> No.40647886

>>40647729
I only get my wiener sucked by the fanciest wocks only

>> No.40647917

>>40647784
>>40647850
Do (You) have the mental fortitude to resist the temptation of shog anons?

>> No.40647925

>>40647917
Resist?

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>>40647917
The only way I would lose to shog is if she abandoned that ridiculous maid outfit.

>> No.40647949

>>40647917
what? no

>> No.40647958

>>40647917
yes, kikis are bettter. They aint goo

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>>40647939
I like Shogs, but I'm not that much into the maid aesthetic either. Alternative clothes are a must for a Shog that wants me.

>> No.40647975

>>40647917
I always wanted to be smothered in grape jelly

>> No.40647977

>>40647963
fuck, love me button, pencil skirt and stocking combo

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