/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Nothing like a good sleep.

Stay away from the delinquents. Who knows what they might do to (you)

>>40592162
This is what happens when you cum irresponsibly into a cat. At least it's the good kind of cat.

>>40592162
Looks like Spike.

>>40592253
well, look at his wife, he has to carry that weight

>>40592191
They're just posers acting tough

>>40592229
And what if I have nasty irresponsible sex with a bad cat?

>>40592229
Irresponsibly? There's only three daughters, and the one hugging the mom is taller than the other two who are the same height, so they could be twins, potentially bringing it down to just two pregnancies. If you ask me, that guy is really restrained.

>>40592285
thwn you'll have a bunch of energetic, rebellious tsundere kittens. Good luck corralling and raising them

>>40592285
Enjoy dealing with an extra needy and demanding pregnant werecat, or worse a cheshire.

>>40592304
But I never fucked cheshire’s pussy only her ass how did she get pregnant?

If nothing else seems practical I could probably just pray to the Fallen God to send a Dark Valkyrie my way.

>>40592303
>Kitten daughter throws a fit because you won't skip work to spend the day petting and playing with her
What a brat.

>>40592318
Wonderland magic is frightening.

You have to get off the venom anon

Clussy

>Anon goes to the pyramid to claim his cute & nerdy schedule dog wife
>Gets this instead

>>40592437
Jackals are fine too

>>40592437
But I need one that looks like this

>>40592433
Give me one good reason why I should

>>40592372
>>40592304
those werecats and cheshires are indeed miscreants! good thing I'm only breeding my cute manticore

>>40592506
Mutual dependency of each other's bodily fluids is NOT how you build a healthy relationship.

>>40592552
it's how you build an epic relationship

What jewel is more precious than anon's virginity?

>>40592746
His great granma's wedding ring. He was given it so that he can use it to marry the woman he loves one day. If she can get it, anon will be forced to marry her. Why settle for just his first time, when she can have all of his times to herself!

>>40592818
>great granma's wedding ring
"grandma" and "ring" in one post brings back bad memories

>>40592588
Venom fueled massive creampies definitely help making a relationship epic, but that aside manticores aren't nearly as glorious as other high rank species.

>I'll rape you and after you die I'll rape the one you reincarnated into too!

>>40592933
>Ancient evil fox moves in next door a few days after your birth
>She's extremely kind to you throughout your childhood
>She's the only one who understands you during your troubled teenage years
>Once you reached adulthood everything changed
>It took 3 intense months of rape in her basement for her to be satiated

>>40592933
>all those tails
Remember anons, just because she doesn't have the body of a hag doesn't mean she's not one, don't fall for their trickery.

>>40593002
>implying she'd wait that long and not the first time after you had a wet dream for the first time

>>40593002
>she gets pregnant and you are forced to marry her
>she wants to move to a new city
>the new city is entirely filled with similar looking foxes
>one spots you and your wife and freezes up
>she turns to the street and yells "Mom found dad again!"
>all the foxes run towards you and make a massive mofu cuddle pile
>"dad's so cute this time!"
>"he got mom pregnant again? And one to the population count..."
>"daddy, you're young again, does that mean we can play with us?"
>"Are these claw marks? How long did you make mother wait this time? You know she's impatient"

>>40593161
You know you should stop inseminating your kitsune when the mofu cuddle pile gets big enough for you to get fully buried in.

>>40593161
>Anon one cycle is extra muscular and big
>Next time, Anon is extra young and naive shota who the fox lured away with candy in white van

>>40592433
IamOnfoUrdi fFeerenet bvenoms rigthnow. lvie it.

>>40593189
>stop inseminating your kitsune
what is this heresy, one penal impregnation for (You)

>>40593096
why would she even try to hide it? 80% of this thread seems to want hag.

>>40592907
Chocolate elf

>>40593283
You mean shitskin?

>>40593288
Hey, mr.piggy. what's clogging your arteries this time?

>>40593298
?

>>40593317
Yeah, there was some similar non-sequitor replies in the last thread.
>dgaf posting hoss in cute dress

>>40593343
and for non-antsy Anons

>>40593317
Just my name for the shitposter that posts stuff like that. Pay it no mind

>>40593343
>>40593358
Ok, got something to say why you like horses?

>>40593362
So you invented an enemy for yourself that you can fight here?

Few things are harder than giving your monster girl wife a name.
Does yours have one? How did it come about?

See, he came out.

>>40593271
I want well developed teenager monsters. Both lolis and hags are inferior.

>>40593381
yeah all three of them have names, Anna Maria, Caroline and Tammy. The first one got her Name since I was thinking of a spanish name and a nun, Caroline got her name sinces a creep and thats was the creepiest movie I've seen as a kid, And Tammy's Tammy

fancy is best

has science not gone far enough?

>>40593381
i cant help you, but i agree its hard. theres a reason i left my characters as simplying being refered to as HELLHOUND and MANTICORE

>>40593555
It hasn't gone far enough if she doesn't have the ghoul tongue.

>>40593381
Midori and I don't remember how.

>>40593271
>80% of this thread seems to want hag
Well some hags want to be with the 20%

>>40593677
As in all the guys younger than them, which is 100% of them

>>40593677
i mean, to bad. that 20% doesnt really want them, since they dont like hags.

>>40593484
Cute names.
I believe powerful monsters would be too haughty to give their daughters human names, so I'm guessing they are common species.

>>40593584
Can't go wrong with calling a monster by her species' name, though it lacks personality.

>>40593740
Nope, none are rare, ones a wurm, ones a jabberwock, and the last is a bogie

>>40593677
What she is doing to that desk is felony assault in 46 states

>>40593758
>* all are rare
Please Ms. Jabber, I don't need molest correction

>>40593794
That made me chuckle

>>40593677
>tfw ywn see jabber-chan dressed like a teacher almost busting out of her button up shirt with her tits very prominetly shown
what a cruel world I live in

>>40593758
>>40593801
Those are three hard to handle species. Good luck.

>>40593848
The only teaching job a jabber would take is sex-ed, or maybe history if she's one of those older jab who remembers it all.

>>40592907
So how can i help you elf?

>>40593899
I could see a jabberwock teaching math

>>40593677
how old is too old?

>>40593949
Anything older than 16

>Genesis 1:28

>>40593936
>Alright class, Jabber-sensei needs to cum 5 times a day and has been pent up for 15 years
>Wonderland years are equal to 365 days + X, X being the numbers of surprise extra days
>Assuming Jabber-sensei will snap and rape anon 4016 times with each rape resulting in 8 climaxes
>Please calculate the value of X

>>40594006
anon

>>40594062
yeah

>>40594014
Psalm 73:10

The sabbath always says: If she can walk(or racial equivalent), she can fuck.

>>40594006
A man of taste, I see.

>>40594014
That verse was about honest religious Christian families, not vile vixens.

>>40594135
a bit sad

>>40594146
>vile vixens
So basically most human women now?

>>40593949
It depends. Some races could theoretically be immortal so physical age wouldn't mean much. Mental age does matter to me though. I'd like a monster of similar mental age to me. I don't want a mommy or a imouto, I want a wife that is roughly close to my level of maturity. I'd marry a loli so long as she acts like an adult, and I'd marry a hag if she still has youthful spark to her and treats me like an equal. I need my wife to be my equal.

>>40592501
>>40592907
how is chocolate so potent?

>>40593949
not a thing for me, in fact I want there to be a huge age gap between her and me
>>40594209
dunno, but it sure tastes good

>>40594209

>>40594192
What about an ancient monster who treats you like an equal, but speaks and behaves like it was still 6 centuries ago?

>>40593520
Gotta spend that gold on something

>>40594225
it'd be kind of annoying to try to talk with someone who existed before the great vowel shift

>>40594192
arrogant Lolibaba magic teacher/wife is best

I want a wight to offer me a ride, take me to her home and lock me up in her bedroom/rape dungeon for several days until I am completely broken!

>>40594172
>now
anon

>>40593949
anything older than 19

>>40594276
it's weird when wights are supposed to be about seduction but always seem to choose violence

>>40594283
*as in im ok with anything over 19. nothing below.

>>40594276
>Anon enters a healthy young man, full of life and with a bright future
>Anon leaves an husk of man, drained of life and doomed to an eternity of servitude

>>40594225
Imagine an old monster who slips back into old-timey speak but also is very crass.
>By my fucking honor, thou art such a motherfucker

>>40594282
Brown

>>40594325
cow?

>>40594340
Yes, how now, brown Cow!

>>40594225
It'd be a weird culture clash that'd we'd have to work through. I'd be up for trying out a relationship if she wants to learn about all the new technologies and how the world changed since her time, but it's a deal breaker if she absolutely refuses to change at all. Like releasing a vampire from tomb after centuries and helping her adjust to the world could be fun. Living with a stubborn kitsune that refuses to accept the feudal era is over would just be annoying.

>>40594118
is 16 not too young

>>40594276
what kind of accent does wight speak in?

>>40594366
consider:
>stubborn but lazy kitsune that slowly warms up to new norms after she realizes just how lazy she can be in the modern era

>>40594354
i wonder if ms mino ever gets tired of that line

>>40594387
hard to go wrong with air conditioning, indoor plumbing and whatever food delicacy you desire

>>40594391
and the other
>Do you make chocolate milk?

Gonna become the chief of police and have a secret relationship with the demon maffia boss.

>on my way home from shopping
>Hellhound across the street sits down like a dog and starts licking her pussy
>notices I'm watching and grins smugly at me
I know it's ${CURRENT_YEAR} and we're supposed to be tolerant towards those guests from another universe, but could they at least try to adapt to our culture?

>>40594478
Just tell her, you ain’t interested and rather a reptile girl

>>40594387
>I...I can have tofu and sake delivered to my very doorstep?
>This changes everything...

>>40594520
Very cute fox maid

GLORIOUS DRAGON BOOBA

>>40594522
Oh no…. This is going to end up in some crash diets, ain’t it?

>>40594478
No, and we will never lower the new age of consent based on chest size and height.

>>40594522
>Old kitsune discovers food delivery then can't stop yoyo dieting
Would make a good manga.

>>40594522
>here's your delivery, that's 44,67$ plus tip
>"WHAT? back in the day peasants would bring me all this for free and blessing their next harvest season was enough of a payment!"
and then delivery boy anon was never seen again

>>40594478
Well, at least you don't have to deal with the undead.
My whole street is full of them after a Lich moved in and won't stop raising them. There are groups of zombies making camps i the street now.
Last night she even made a portal into my bedroom and still haven't closed it!

>>40594506
And not just any reptile, but a classy and educated reptile. Glasses are optional but encouraged.

>>40594579
I imagine the kidnapping rate of male delivery drivers has to be so high in MGC that it's more economically sensible to just use only female drivers
The upside to this being that we get more pizza succs

>>40594541
Muscle dragons get all the praise, but soft dragons are the true incarnation of bountiful beauty and glory.

>>40594522
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda and the guy behind the counter.

>>40594659
>the typical wock order at mcdanukis

>>40594646
I love me big soft dragons

>>40594631
I only trust is succupizzas for my pizza needs.
They write their number with plenty of hearts inside the pizza box but that's as far as it goes.
Meanwhile, if you order a meat lovers at Lamia's you're bound to get raped by a meaty snake.

>>40594659
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS RUN A DAMN TRAIN ON HER CJ

>>40594706
All I order from is that quesadilla place run by those nice ocelehms

>portals open
>jump in like any good anon
>radfems on this side figure out how to close them because magic is real and turns out they actually were witches
>stuck in mge forever.

>>40594456
Just admit that you've been enthralled by a smug fox in a sharp suit the moments your eyes met.

>>40594756
>go into Ocelomeh Quesadilla
>whenever there are other customers in the room she berates you for ordering too slowly, telling you to speak up and stop mumbling, and being generally chauvinistic
>when you two are the only ones there, though, she asks you to touch her ears and rub her tail
>if you do, she gives you a discount and you get to hear cute kitty purrs

>>40594800
a sacrifice im willing to make

>>40594800
Good ending for me, but it's sad we couldn't save the rest of our world.

Water dragons, yes?

>>40594867
>She knows his order by heart
>Two quesdillas, with sweet potato curly fries and a soda
>He does this orderr at least once a month but comes over to talk with her every day when its late
>He finds himself coming over to her house even

>>40594957
You have to go back and save them

>>40595084
Water Dragon was a special move in Magic Knights Rayearth

>>40593677
>that entire outfit about to give up on everything
>meanwhile

>>40594192
>I want a wife that is roughly close to my level of maturity. I'd marry a loli so long as she acts like an adult
Consider that the actually young lolis can be educated and have room for growth.

>>40595163
That's a daughter not a wife then.

>>40594800
just going to punch a hole into reality

>>40595147
how it should look imo

>>40594800
But that's a good end? Most people don't deserve monsters.

>>40595252
midget lmao

I'm a slut for ocelomehs and I'm not even into catgirls
What makes jungle cat pussy so good

>>40595177
You're mistaken, that's still a wife.

>>40594800
Hopefully at least a few monstergirls came here
We'll breed like rabbits and overwhelm the radfems and others

>>40594631
jokes on them, if I see a succ like that delivering my pizza, I'm keeping her

>>40595322
brainworms

>>40595321
their weird language as well as the fact they make good food

>>40595260
Then anon got raped by a midget.

>>40595260
shes tall in my heart, damn it.

>>40595385
how, just grab her head and keep her at a distance lmao

>>40595403
She can just grab your wrist and overpower you with one hand

>>40595418
strength doesn't mean she has the weight to keep me in check, that will result in me using my weight to swing her around into a mating press and leaving short kids

>>40595434
Yes anon, try that, see how it goes

>>40595471
try swinging around a buster sword and come back to me but thats enough from me. Midgets and womanlets exist to be dominated

>>40595434
>>40595492
>applying irl logic to 2d monsters with superpowers
lol
lmao

>>40595252
>159cm
WTF

>>40595533
Pocket rocket!

>>40595515
gotta have some logic, MGE aint all wonderland
>>40595558
heh

>>40595129
Sounds like a set up for MGE2. Anon and his Lilim wife break through the portal and go on an epic quest to save Earth from the feminist witches and follow in the Demon Lord's footsteps to create a new demon realm.

>>40595533
what a womanlet, gonna point at the
>you have to be this tall to ride this ride
sign next to my bed

Feeling vampire wife's heartbeat while you lie on top of her, tired and lethargic, after she sucks your blood, knowing you are closer than ever.

>>40595533
She's still sexy as fuck and I don't care. I will bully her for being a womanlet, if only because she's cute when angry.

>>40595613
>vampire
>heartbeat
Anon, I think you got duped

Shortstacks are best.

>>40592155
You may only choose one.

>>40595624
i headcanon that powerful undead get their heartbeat back. wights, vampires, and liches flex their heartbeat on less powerful undead.

>>40595636
Snek

>>40595634
for u, I like my girls way taller then me
>>40595647
then they aint undead, just larpers

>>40595366
You might need glasses, I clearly posted a dark mage, not a mindflayer.

>>40595678
stop posting this vile thing

>>40595689
dark mage but not shit is a major improvement.
It's tough being an obsessed waifufag with no drawing skills.

>>40592155

>>40595757
Anon, then learn. use the time you waste posting, learning how to draw, cause no ones born with the skills or talents. at most an affinity. SO stop flapping your gums and just do it

>>40595689
What's wrong with it?

>>40595757
making anything loli is a pure downgrade

>>40595779
The guy is angry about little girls

>>40595779
i do not like childposting. fucked up. i do not want to see that shit.

>>40595796
And I can see why, the same pics, the same way of speak, the same topic. Im not him but change it up a bit. and before you go after others. At least recognize others try different ways but hes a purtain on /jp/:home of 2hu, which is filled with lolicons

>>40595789
Every monstergirl is better as a loli

Every monster girl is better as a 2m (or taller) tittymonster.

>>40595928
i agree, its just right

>>40595928
Wrong

>>40595928
I think a little less that 2 meters is acceptable. I'd be ok with a bit shorter than me. Realistically, I'd be ok with anything about 4'11", but the ideal height is around my height all taller.

>>40592155

Onee-chan body or go home.

>>40595928
I just want my monster to be a bit taller than me, but not a titty monster.

im gonna say this, milk is important

>>40595939
idk why i find this so hot even though its not practical

>>40596077
the feeling of being safe maybe

>>40595634
>>40595958
Optimum height is short enough for standing paizuri, but just tall enough to easily hug and headpat.

variety is the spice of life

>>40596107
why is wurm tsun?

I just want to spend a lazy evening caring for Gazer. Helping her in the bath, brushing her silky hair and tail, giving her a relaxing massage, and so on. Anything to make her feel as calm and relaxed and special as she makes me feel everyday.

The brushing I already do most days, but the massage would be a very special treat. Although, I might need to convince her first. Then, I would have her remove that goo of hers so I can really have at it massaging her feet. Same for the thighs, kneading her muscles over and over to get all the kinks out.
The danger would come when moved on to her ass, backside, and shoulders. She's a tricky, scheming, sort. No doubt she'd have her stalks floating about, making suggestions to commit all manner of lustful acts and trying to get me to lose control. She'd try to get me to rub it between her cheeks or thighs, or just jam it inside and let it all out. If I lost focus for even a moment, I would end up making a mess, and then she'd definitely force me to start all over again from the bath.
The frontside would be even more perilous. How could I even resist looking at her? Her great, big, beautiful, ruby red eye! Her sharp, dazzling smile! She could be completely innocent, having done nothing at all, and I might just lose control as I massage her taut little tum tum. Not that she would really mind, watching in startled glee as I force myself upon her like a beast.

I would have to ignore all such thoughts and temptations. Only then would I be able to finish up my important work, so the two of us could just relax and snuggle up. Maybe watch some TV before bed. What a lovely evening.

>>40595906
It's true

>>40596091
That's the optimum height but the optimum chest size makes it standing naizuri.

>>40596086
this

Kneel before your betters

>>40596153
also I think is how easily the taller girl can molest, handle, and smother you

>>40596159
No

>>40596188

>>40596133
I disagree, but will accept it if she has a thick bottom and thighs to compensate.

>>40596159
nah

>>40594631
I wonder how many of them would be disappointed when you actually give them a tip instead of letting them blow you.

vamp got stuck

>>40596213
delivery is so expensive...

>>40596197
It's a well-known fact small pears are the optimal body type for both headpatting and sex.

>>40596249
>Well that's $10 for the food and $40 for the delivery, plus tip
>What!? That's outrageous!
>You know sir... We could solve this "another way"~
>I'm not joining your loyalty program, it's a scam anyway
>No sir, I meant I would suc-
>I said no, Here's the money. Have a nice day mam'.

>>40596302
thats why its better to have a wive to cook the food you want instead of ordering out

>>40596302
>How did you meet your spouse.
>i COULDNT AFFORD A PIZZA

>>40594631
Imagine pizza delivery kunoichi.
>Here's your pizza. Hand over the money and the tip, NOW.
>How did you get there so quickly? How did you manage to get into my house?
>No I want answe-
>Actually, I'll for the tip first.

At the end of the day, being mocked is better than being ignored.

>>40596420
>gazer
>calling someone else a perv

>>40596315
>Have monster girl maid
>Ask if you should order out
>She is personally offended and starts to cry and asks if her cooking isn't good enough

>>40596195
What a dramatic pharaoh

>>40596441
anon, even if you explain it would be a problem, now eat your dragon egg cheese burger with fries

>>40596420
Gonna call monster girls perverts and see their reaction.

>>40596441
I just wanted a extra salty chippy

>>40596441
Why would you bully your maid like that? That's literally a culinary NTR.

>>40596454
>Dragon maid that uses her whole body to serve you
Waste not, want not.

>>40596452
She's been reading One Piece and is imitating Boa Hancock because she believes this to be the proper manner for women of the era she finds herself in

>>40596441
>maid dresses up as delivery girl and rings your doorbell

>>40596464
nah, she got demon realm beef but she dd serve it with a dragon milkshake

>>40592155

>>40596480
Now that's just really fucking cute

>>40596521
the jabber succ

>>40596521
>tries at act aloof and condescending
>tail reveals her true emotions

>>40595928
>Some asshole manlet cuts you in line
>You rightfully call him out
>He insults you and dares you to fight him
>Someone interferes before the situation can escalate any further
>It's a 2m+ tall Dark Valkyrie in a scary armor
>She stares a hole into you while the manlet takes cover behind her
>She then kindly asks you to forgive her husband before leading him to the back of the line

Adventurer Party, go.
>Self Hedge Knight, generic I know
>Cheshire Thief
Can't even crawl in my bed roll without finding her materializing inside with me
>Hellhound Barbarian
Great cook regarding simple meals on a campfire, very aggressive, caught her rubbing her self against my armor when I went to bath in a river, got red in the face and said she was trying to mask my scent so others wouldn't ambush us
>Fox Mage
The oldest of the group, 3 tails, is constantly drinking these strange potions, keeps trying to get me to drink them and catch me away from the other 3

>>40596598
>5 liches
Good luck trying to do anything when I'm behind 17 force fields.

>>40596575
>the angel grabbed her manlet hubby by the ear

>>40596613
>Anon The Lich King rules over his undead harem in the village cemetary, none may approach without paying their respects due to the force fields.

>>40596653
Punishment rape awaits.

>>40596575
I like the kind of relationship where your summon/servant is really the one in charge.

>>40592155

"Swiss Alps" is gonna take on a whole new meaning when the portals open bros

>>40595636
Scylla. Her cuddles are the most intimate.

>>40596759
I know where to avoid, I do not want to catch the gay from there.

>>40596598
How many party members am I allowed? And do I include my summons?

>>40596771
That does look pretty intimate, but I like girls with fluff.

>>40596792
No hard limit, up to you. I ain't a rulefag. Personally I wouldn't want more than three as that's the limit I could satisfy, but I am fine with just one.

>>40596733
Imagine summoning a succubus who you plan to use as a cum dump, only for her to drag you into dates, romantic walks and candle-lit dinners.

>>40596830
while also being your personal cumdump

>>40596733
absolutely based

>>40596854
Instead of being chained up in the basement at your sole mercy, she's the one deciding when to have to sex which ends up being much more often than you had in mind.

>>40596771
Scyllas really don't get enough recognition for their cuddling skills

>>40592155

>>40596906
More like monstergirls with tentacles do not get enough recognition for their cuddling skills.

>>40594172
>So basically most human women now?
we get it anon you can't get bitches

>>40596933
Who are u?

>>40596930
This, I need her

>>40596733
>Anon wants to become an adventurer
>he tries to summon a familiar
>accidentally summons a raid boss level lilim
>thinks it's just a normal succubutt
>she doesn't have the heart to tell him that he messed up
>also scared he's going to end up hurting himself
>she pretends to become his servant and follows him around
>secretly tells the other monsters to just take a dive in fights so nobody gets hurt
>tries to give hints for dungeon puzzles and disables all the traps when he isn't looking
>everytime he picks fights with another big monster she uses sleep magic on him
>she tells him he got knocked out and she teleported them to safely
>she spent the entire time when he was knocked out apologizing to the monster
>other raid bosses like the idea
>adventures left wondering where all the raid bosses went
>wights and pharoahs dress up like zombies and mummies to follow low level necromancers
>dragons and vampires pretend to be lizardmen and dhampir to join in parties
>lilim is going to get in so much trouble when the demon lord finds out
>Anon is lucky he's so cute
>she can't wait until they reach her dungeon and she can officially claim him

>>40596598
>Clown knight/martial artist
>Wurm nun healer
Very tall, at least 9' with tits that put holsts to shame, heals with her milk and is always want to wrestle and cuddle in bed
>Jabberwock Darlk mage
stealer of clothes and even has a shrine filled with my old stuff
>Bogie
does bogie things like prank royalty

>>40596933
Cute robutt.

>>40596598
Just gonna use the looking for group for group instead.
>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>Arch imp
Actually got all stats maxed out without even realizing it, She's a destruction mage but deals as much damage to us as the enemy.
>Oger
Barbarian, strait forward in both in the fights and social situations.
She's very blut about wanting to "fakka-fakka" me.
>Succubus
Graceful duelist. She acts like she's above everyone else but is also a huge pervert but will always deny it.
>Chimera
Red mage, can do anything and everything. Always good no matter the situation.

>>40596598
I've had the idea of having an all undead party of a ghoul, zombie, ghost, and skeleton, with me as a necromancer/cleric of Hel. Zombie and ghost both can turn into stronger undead and there was talk of ghoul and skeleton also getting upgraded versions later. My thought was to go to the trash mob graveyard, pick up a team of waifus, and go on an epic quest to turn the 4 of them into legendary undead.

>>40596945
i kinda like the other scenario where the high level monster summons you
>Get summoned right after hitting a sand bag for some time without even wraps on as well as kicking it
>Drenched in sweat and kinda limping around

>>40596930
It's truely unfair, they could easily compete with snakes in a cuddle competition

>>40592155

>>40596598
Just me and Gazer. Same as always. Sometimes we hire some backup, and other times we crash another adventuring party.
Because it's more fun that way.

>>40597040
The new nun sure looks strange. I hope the private prayer session she invited me to puts my mind at ease.

>>40596927
We can safely classify this cow as "Too big".

wonderland dark mage

>>40597066
No

>>40597105
Pic related is the biggest breasts can be while still being tasteful.

moon rabbits are for?

Does your wife/daughter play with stuffed toys?

>>40597140
pretty sure this one was called "milktankway"

>>40597140
Attempting re-entry

>>40597006
You train hard to become an adventurer just for a max level lich to summon you right before you leave town. She makes you put on a butler outfit and clean her lab for her. You keep catching her staring at your butt. You start to work up a sweat and unbutton the shirt a bit. You don't get to the third button before Ms. Lich teleports both of you to the bedroom.

>>40597134
Wrong

>>40592552
But I don't want a healthy relationship. I want to satisfy my venom cravings.

>>40592155

>>40592552
Honestly the venom is the reason I've never much cared for manticores. I just don't like the idea of having my mind ripped away with drugs.

I would hope they'd be able to restrain themselves from using them if their husband really didn't like it in spite of their cruel nature.

>>40597154
one of them has a life sized plushie of me along with a bunch of fumos of me and the rest of our group
>>40597161
Heys that her nicname
>>40597169
Now that wpuld be fun

>>40597241
If you really didn't like the venom, the Manticore wouldn't be attracted in the first place.

>>40594541
Yes

>>40596598
>Self
Mage
>level 1 Salamander
>level 1 Amazoness
Both warriors and airheads, wearing skimpy clothes with no thought put to how lewd they look.
>level 1 Anubis
Very classic meek healer, the only one of the three who's aware what a hazard their party is but somehow always ends up wearing lewd outfits too.

Hellcows

>>40597250
I like everything else about her, mind effecting drugs atleast more powerful than caffeine scare me.

Browncows

>>40597251
Puffy vulva looks odd on a big soft monster.
It's top tier on shorter slim monsters though.

rare cow

I reach my upper limit long before most folks. Pic related is way past the point where I'd stop.
Call it a prejudice, but big booba limits the personalities I'm willing to put up with on a girl. Throw smug out the window. And clingy girls start getting complicated.

>>40597282
Chocomilk

>>40594551
>>40594575
for a diet to happen in the first place the ancient kitsune would have to learn to curb her hedonistic desires first.
thats like trying to get a fish to climb a tree.

>>40597357
well shit, thats going to change with a gripping of pudge

>>40592155

You WILL convert to the Church of Robotology

>>40597425
creepy and weird monsters make me hard in both my pants and inside my chest

>>40597428
Why?

>>40597428
I would a cute robot nun if I could carry her without hurting my back.
It's not love if you don't princess carry her to bed.

>>40597487
thatd why you train and drink milk

Okay anon how do you convince the local delinquents at your school to start going to class and quit smoking out on the roof

>>40597487
What, you cannot carry 148.8kg?

>>40597491
food, nice food in the classroom below the roof
>>40597499
uhh, can you?

>>40597428
Got an Alpha or rice cooker?

>automaton portal project worked on in secret
>they crack the secret and open them
>rather than rush in full force they start transfering conciousness to new frames
>ones that take after human media
>replace human women in secret
>nobody notices the obvious change because they are too happy about females becoming a million times better over night
>other monsters finish their own portals and finally go through
>massive disappointment as the automatons left nobody, monsters return through the portals defeated.
>but a few cheshires have capitalized on the fact that robots cannot do humor properly.

>>40597515
i wouldnt let a mere bucket of bolts grab my heart, it takes more than a series of 1 and 0s to get me.

>>40597524
She knows 2, 3, and other numbers. She even knows the whole alphabet!

>>40597543
now this is type of gal

>>40597524
but anon she 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110011 you.

>>40597543
now this is my type of gal
>>40597551
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>>40597428
Does it play Doom?

>>40597564
they can play hdoom

>>40596598
Wonderland party!
>Mad Hatter Sorcerer
Melee/Caster hybrid. Spell list is debuff focused, inflicting things like Confusion, Fear, Charm, etc. Can also brew various teas to bestow buffs to the party. Spells also have Wonderland Magic property, with a chance to cause other random effects when a spell is cast. Very high Charisma and is the face of the party when in town.
>Trumpart Warrior
Frontline tank. Is actually a full hand of Trumparts, each with slightly different stats and abilities, but only one can be active at a time. Some special moves can tag in a different Trumpart at the end, opening up interesting combo potential.
>March Hare Berzerker
High speed DPS. Very good at rushing down back line targets such as enemy casters, and cleaning up groups of weaker mobs. Need to be careful about over-committing with her however, as there's a small chance for her to fly off the handle and enemies at random for a turn when engaged. Support from the party can minimize this chance.
>Cheshire Thief
Cheeky stealth rogue and off-caster. Her high Dodge stat makes her a surprisingly good as a secondary tank, especially when coupled with her Taunt skill which forces enemies to attack her. Can steal items from enemies during combat and can interrupt enemy spells. Can scout for traps when in a dungeon and for information when in town.

>Fallen God Automaton worshipper

>>40597568
HDoom?

>>40597573
Then you just have a nano-tech shoggoth occasionally replacing you body parts with near seamless tech, sure, you've never felt more alive, but you do hear the occasional odd ticking noise

>>40597570
I guess the roll of heal slut belongs to anon then

>>40596938
why anon the same as you a anon who loves monster girls

>>40597588
Shoggoths don't worship the fallen god before meeting you tho, their masters are something else

>>40597598
woah anon you cant just fuck your monsterwife in front of the advertisers like that

>>40597605
Gonna fuck my wife in front of the nuki advertisers.
She's a bicorn so it's okay.

i hate furries and i hate (you)

just report him for posting porn

>>40597595
It's honest work.

>>40597570
That is a super op build lmao.

>>40597628
Oh shit we got a janny in training here

>>40597632
>master1200

>>40597303
i missed the exotic cowposting

Too many hot girls I'd never be able to settle with one or two.

>>40597725
What a slut.

Do valks still come down and try to make some random men into heroes in the modern day?
Imagine some random office worker doing his job when a Valk suddenly bursts in and telling him he's the only one who can save the realm.

>>40597738
holy dragon

>>40597705
thats a meaty cc

>>40596815
I will use this to gush about my fantasies.
>Me:
A summoner. Bad physical stats. I struggle to do stuff alone. I can walk, but they often insist in carrying me. Not even good int, either. I traded most of my stats for summons. Not all of my party is summons, mind.
>Black Oni
5'11. Dislikes stereotypes of her species being big, hulking bruisers.

>>40597733
I admit it.

>>40597792
Ah shit, hit send by accident. not finished.

>>40597792
>5'11
>being seen as a bifg bruiser
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
MY SIDES

Fainting from the heat in the middle of hagville

>>40597808
Reread the sentence, mate.

>>40597824
oh god, the streets will be filled with milk
>>40597827
I read that she was 5 foot 11 inches tall and if you are taliking about my spelling it was too funny for me to check

>>40597705
>She was so horny that she had to seal her pussy
Whoever takes her to bed will be in a world of hurt

>>40597860
im doing it, makes for great pp and pelivs training

>>40597824
>It end with a Mexican stand-off over who gets to save you

>>40597632
We're a good team but hardly invincible. The Noble District of the Undead Kingdom has been a real pain in the arse for instance. You have Vampires that combine the evasiveness of the Chesh with the power of the Hare, Phantoms that can go blow-for-blow with the Hatter as far as spells go, and Ochimusha mercenaries that keep the Trumpart locked down.
On it's own this is hard but doable, but then you have the Lich superboss giving global buffs to all of her minions and resurrecting the fallen by the end of the day. It's a war of attrition and we don't have holy magic to counter it. Next run we're gonna try to just speedrun to the Lich to take her out first.

>>40597886
>older wurm pops out the ground and breastfeeds the poor anon whose about to pass over to the other side

>>40597886
>anon practically cooking on the asphalt while hags duke it out for the right to claim you

>>40597844
No, I mean that in the original post he wrote this oni doesn't like the stereotype of a big bruiser exactly because she's not big herself.

>>40597905
>sizzle sizzle sizzle is all that is heard
>Anon is about to go into a hags wisps cage until.....

>>40597905
>The police, firefighters and ambulance are even fighting one another to be the one save you
>Anon was just faking it but he's actually having a heatstroke due to how long it's taking

>>40597944
>Wisp and lich is fighting over who gets his soul

>>40596598
What is the difference between an adventuring party and a harem, exactly?

>>40597981
good question, they aint one

>>40597981
Harem doesn't do much adventuring.

>>40597981
the relationship between the party members of course.

>>40597960
>in the end, anon was literally bathed in milk

>>40597981
If you sleep with only one of them at a time, versus all at the same time. And as the others pointed out if instead of adventuring you spend your time at your cave base popping out little beast girl sisters who are constantly competing with each other on who is the strongest

>>40597981
A harem likely has a head-wife, competition is bound to happen too.
Everyone is equal in an adventuring party and they all work together towards the same goal.

>>40598025
>boiled in milk

>>40597588
>Nanomachine-shog
Senator Armstrong approves

>>40598085
>when anon woke up in the hagville catherdal
>He smelt of milk, even after trying to rid himself of the smell by showering and cleaning himself until he rubbed himself raw

>>40598117
If that milk is from multiple sources, the fighting is gonna start up again

>>40598133
>And thats how I met your mothers, again

I have this kind of Christmas feeling about oral sex, I'm way more thrilled about giving than receiving.

>>40598160
The only downside about cunnilingus with monsters is that they sometimes get too into it and forcefully shove your head down there, or strongly wrap their thighs around your head.

>>40598160
i do wonder about the taste of different monsters, for example I'd imagine oni pussy tastes an awful like hard liqour

>>40598216
red wurm, they tend to much more competive, have a tendey to wanna fight and also wrestle with other wurms, in the nude

go into the rape den where you fucking belong

>>40598215
>Eat out a thin 165cm tall oni
>Tastes like the hardest liquor you've ever drank
>Eat out her huge muscled friend
>Tastes like a girly cocktail
>You now understand why the thin oni acts like the leader

>>40597981
The adventuring party is a harem you adventure with

>>40598254
get back in the kitchen and make me damn meatloaf, rice and mashed potaoto, woman

>>40598215
I ask you all, what would you assume some monster pussies taste like? And why would they taste like that

>>40598216

>>40598314
Plant monsters as a whole would have the tastiest love juices.
Hellhound furnace pussy would taste like a nicely roasted prime rib with an extra hint of charcoal and paprika.

>>40598347
my mouth is watering for that hellhound

>>40598005
Harems can do a lot of adventuring. Mostly like to the kink shop but it still counts.

>>40598347
You just put the image in my head of seasoning a piece of meat with hellhound juices
Why would you do this?

>>40598314
I don't think about that because I'm not a cuck that wants to perform oral

>>40598398
hello

>>40598410
cutie also, you finally going into the 3rd dimesion! Welcome to the club!

>>40598379
I just had a stupid thought of a hellhound pulling out a hamburger out her pussy for some reaoson, and burger comes warm and steamy, covered in her juices. And she askes you to eat it while you drink her breast milk

>>40598314
Thunderbird would have a hint of that acidic battery taste, like licking a 9V battery but not so intense or unpleasant.

Kiki would taste like a perfectly fine pussy with nothing weird about it. The taste would be weak and only ramp up a bit as the act goes on and she gets more aroused