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Expensive chocolate.

>>405772
Nice black scribble, idiot. How the hell can you fuck things up in MS Paint? Jesus.

What's in that bowl?

Fuck yeah, Ghirardelli chocolate is fucking awesome

>>405787
>>405791

Because what's in the bowl is fresh strawberry. Something anon wouldn't eat nor would he ever venture out to buy

Yes you faggot, what's in that bowl?

>>405804
So we can't have strawberries, but we have Ghirardelli?

>>405783

WHAT IS IN THAT FUCKING BOWL

>>405819

Oh u :)

>>405798
Yes, yes it is.

>>405804
Hey, I buy fruits and vegetables.

...I just never eat the vegetables.

>>405825
Strawberries. We can't have them though, so it's blotted out.

>>405829

Then why the fuck do you buy them

Just for the sake of pretend ?

>>405825
Mouldy food, most likely

>>405772
WHAT'S IN THE BOWL? TELL ME WHAT'S IN THE BOWL!

>>405837
Because buying things that are good for you is easier than taking the trouble to prepare and eat them, particularly when you have other food that's easier to prepare.

>>405846

It's been answered you jewbag

NOT THAT HARD YOU STUPID FAGS

>>405862
Delicious.

Delicious.

>>405862
Sakuya?! It's not my feeding time yet.

>>405891
Next poster will quote this.

>>405891
Fapping in a worksafe board.

Would you be a vampire? You would be hunted by humans but you can enslave the weak minded, or sometimes earn the loyal servitude of ronery/psycho/whatever girls with murky past

>>405891
Unlimited Nosebleed Works.

>>405772
original picture on the left NOW

>>405948

I been wondering if there's a full body version or not, but haven't been able to find it

>>405862
YOU FUCKING LIE. WHAT WAS IN THE DAMN BOWL BEFORE?

>>405953
That's the full pic from pixiv.

>>405961
OP already said it was strawberries goddamn

>>405920
I would be a vampire, It would be boring to have eternal life, but better then dying.

Here is my related question: What does Remilia do the whole fucking day?
Sleeping and sucking blood ?

>>405962
How do you work around that site?

>>405968

Also, tea.

>>405968
Drinking tea, talking with Patchouli.

>>405966
DO NOT TAUNT ANONYMOUS.
YOU SAID THERE WERE STRAWBERRIES. WHERE ARE THE STRAWBERRIES ANON?

>>405968

what does any touhou do? most of them have no real occupation

Speaking strictly of canon, it's been said that Remi does host parties and shit, but since she doesn't announce them to others, it's mostly just for her own entertainment

>>405977
>>405973
>>405968

Conclusionally she is a NEET.

FINE
I CONFESS, I'M A VAMPIRE.

>>405973
You create an account first. It shouldn't be hard to figure out if you have registered in a japanese site before, like nicovideo. Once you logged in you search with the tag of your choice, like 東方 or whatever. Unlimited fanon works.

>>405989

AB? Isn't O suppose to be the best or something

>>405989
I KNEW IT. YOU CANT FOOL ANONYMOUS YOU-YOU-YOU

I'm Anonymous and I eat shitton of strawberries. Too many actually.

>>405991
AB is common, don't forget I'm poor, as all of you.

>>405991

I have blood type 0 and my blood is delicious.
Pity I do not donate...

>>405991
O is more common then AB, so I would think that AB would be better.

>>405990
Its the account creation part that has me beat.
I have no clue on what to do.
Even on the first step, I have no idea if I am supposed to create an email@ pixiv.net or if that's just an example.

So Remilia's day consists of:
1. sucking blood (not many cause of light apetite)
2. drinking team
3. sleeping
4. talking with Patch

>>406006
but O blood is like the super blood that can be donated to anyone though right

>>405995

Fuck you, I'm not poor

My family is among top 5% income in America. Not the best (since the top 1% earns like 19% of the total income), but pretty good

>>405920
I'm not sure I'm socially capable enough to get any blood. I can't even get a date, how will a girl react to me wanting to suck her blood?

>>406013
>2. drinking team
I didn't know she was friends with Sukia

>>406011
Lies,you don't have to hide from us the fact that you're posting from a cybercafe.

>>406016
O negative yes.
O positive can be donated to anyone with Blood Type positive.

>>406016
But ingesting blood isn't the same as injecting it, so that doesn't really matter.

>>406012
Use Google translate or ATLAS. I really don't remember much about the register screen. But I registered no problem.

>>406019

Watch some old Count Dracula movies

>>406025
Alright thanks

>>406000
DOUBLE VAMPIRE, am I ?

>>406024

it's all magic. the more important something is in the normal sense. the more magical it is.

those motherfucking magical staves and shit are all nicely crafted and decorated right. you don't see some ripped panties from a std ridden whore being an important artifact do you

>>406022
I'm kind under the impression that, given the heavy usage of internet by anonymous, an internet cafe would be far more expensive than having it at your home

>>406034
well, an std ridden whore's panties might just be very important to me, mister smarty pants !

>>406041
you'd first need a home, and a computer, and a steady income.

>>406013

Remi is boring as hell.
No one likes her and her sister is annoying and she has no fanbase.

>>406063

Die

>>406076

WHAT?

>>406063
You better take that shit back bitch.

>>406063
0/10

>>406059
Anons are on the internet all day from their basements, with the connection paid for by their parents. This is known.

>>406063
>>406074

same person

>>406081
>>406083

Proove me wrong !

>>406063

>>406086
>>406076

same person

>>406083
Actually, I'm in the attic and I pay for the connection. I'm so ronery. ;_;

>>406025
Finally got on.
It may seem obvious, but I'll need to use Jap characters to make my searches, correct?

>>406117
>>406103
>>406097
>>406095
>>406093
>>406086
>>406083
>>406081
>>406076
>>406074
>>406063
>>406059
>>406042
>>406041
>>406034

>>406117
...of course.

>>406135

YAY DUDE U SO RITE xD

>>406140
Well then I'm set.
Thanks for the help.

>>406135
nO.

>>406151

>>405772
If you look closely you can see the silhouette of a Cirno

>>405953

I get a conflicted feeling out of this thread. On one hand I don't much like Sakuya, but on the other hand drinking her blood sounds nice precisely because of that.

>>406013
She goes out for a walk from time to time to visit other people or just take in some air.

>>406063
Kill yourself.

This Anon is actually Fuminori. It is a bowl of human flesh.

>>406232
cutemeido! <3

>>405891
This should be disgusting but is somehow incredibly erotic.

>>406063

I... I like Remilia.

so many fed the troll

u fools !

>>406296
You called?

I'd gladly make bloody drinks for Remi. I'd give my life for her. I'm not talking about sexual partnership either. I'd become her personal slave, if necessary. Bringing her her daily regimen of blood, cake, and tea would bring me great happiness. As she slurped and gobbled down her meals I would sit basking in the glow of her ravenous maw.

Even as she became hungrier, and plumper, I would not grow tired of serving her. I would work harder than ever to make her happy. I would kidnap new humans from the village, I would slaughter grown men like a hog for her, I would let her feed off my own wrist. And once she had gained a most excellence rotundness, now so fat that she could not leave her bed, 350 lbs. of mouth-watering loli fat, bubbling like an overbaked jello, she would yell to me with fat, blubbering lips: "Sakuya, it's time for mah dinner!"

And I would come. Dagger in hand, I would enter her bedroom. Her glistening, gluttonous eyes would turn dry and roll back as I sank my teeth into her quivering, greasy hide. In a panic, thrashing around like a beached whale, her blood would boil, marinating the fat nicely. As I neatly cut her into bite-sized chunks, she would lose consciousness. And then I would feast. Oh would I feast.

>>406520
Wait, what?

>>406520
ಠ_ಠ

>>406520

That's nice

>>406520

I got a raging erection from this.

>>406520
What. The. Fuck.

>>406580
>>406520

>>406520
HARBL

>>406520
NO! This and the rage thread is just too much.

>>406520
delicious pasta.

>>406520
Fuck yes, you are the best copypasta ever.

>>406520
I remember this. It gets better.

>>406520
Rumia approves of this story.

>>406619
WHERE IS THE REST ANONYMOUS? YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE MORE

>>406520
Old pasta is old

At least it's flexible enough to work with anyone

What's in the bowl?

>>406520

>>406671
Cocaine.

>>406687
>>405953
>>405891
Why am I so turned on?

>>406365

Why would anyone like her? She is a shut in who sucks blood, ~ze.

>>406828

see

>>406063

>>406828
And you're a kleptomaniacal witch that feeds off of love to power her giant lazer beemus.

Point?

>>406866

This description is wrong, ~ze.
I DO NOT steal things, and I am no witch.
I am a magician.
In adition my "laser" is spells are powered by mushrooms, ~ze.

But what's the point in liking Remi?
I can see none good sides of her.

>>406906

Word. Remi suxx maido cocks.

seconded
everyone hates teh vampire slut

>>406906
She's generous enough to fund the Library you "borrow" from.

>>406906

Lots of people like the ojou-sama archetype

>>406993

Lots of people are gay.
Lots of people have AIDS.
Lots of people are browsing 4chan.

Who cares? Remi sucks. she is a boring shut in. Period.

ITT: one fag replying to his own troll

>>407041

WRONG. I'M TWO FAGS

>>407047
NO ME.

>>407018
Which brings us to another question

If Remi sucks AIDS blood, does she now have the AIDS as well or is it not considered blood to blood contact?

But Sakuya's blood tastes bad.

>>407256
>But Sakuya's blood tastes like sweet, sweet wine.
fixed

>>407344
Sakuya's blood tastes bad. Remilia agreed, don't bother her about it.

>>407181
No one in Gensokyo can contract HIV. It's in the rules!

Remi lied.

>>407379
I was going to delete this since the other thread, but good thing I didn't!

>>407181
Fan-icially, Gensokyo vampires can not directly contract diseases and illnesses, but only by drinking the blood of an already-ill victim. Of course, AIDS would do nothing to them seeing as they can't contract diseases anyway and don't seem to have a functioning immune system to speak of.

>>407374

you silly jew

>>407429
doin it wrong

>>407456
Ohoho, you think you're so funny.

>>407444
sauce of this?

>>407368
Sauce?

>>407271
DIABEETUS

>>407271
>>408502
Liberty Medical can help.